r/ComedyCemetery | BRUH MOMENT

give an example of a business failure due to careless management prostitute getting pregnant leave my class what's up guys welcome back to Ma my name is Damian and today we're looking at our slash comedy cemetery I've been sharing a funny pic about technology one comment to hearts der Pina selfie at the beach after 1 hour 491 comments 95 thousand 472 likes 648 followers and then the admin is flipping his table that's pretty epic would you wear socks if you had no feet no then why do you wear a bra allo verify your information please nice oh isn't that silly Batman and he's walking his bat man oh no the rage caught me boys dirt why did you name your daughter - the same as you wife watch hey her peanut bring me some beer and much as a boss would he has his wife and daughter bringing him a beer each you are genius more picks on WWF funny ah congratulations on your purchase before I can give you the keys yet to watch our mandatory instructional video BMW presents drive like an a-hole what should I name her hash tag my new toy call it free throw so you won't ever sink it damn Andy yang you sure hashtag boom roasted Shaquille O'Neal my mom is freaking out because she can't find a banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she's going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I'm currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen update half the bread is gone and so is all of my mom's dignity it looks like your mom's gone bananas did you just yeah yeah they did they did do that actually my father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling Hugh must be kidding no that's my brother I'm joking this is a level 5 i funny water Marv if you waved and chocolate cakes in someone asks for two how many do you have left 10 okay well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes how many would you have left in ten in a dead body pecan I will probably be that girl that shows up to her wedding late and they will run in yelling I'm sorry I was getting chicken nuggets Wow isn't that so relatable cookies are effing awesome you know how great cookie is another word for coochie yeah son you better pass that exam or else forget me as your father sure whatever dad five hours later so how was your exam who the hell are you video games don't make us violent lag in slow internet does not only should you be arrested but every 315 individual people who liked that comment should as well treasure white high school 20 school high two went y'all read it backwards y'all went to high school I went to school high I think this the best one honey today a genie gave me three wishes oh my god did you ask for a cure it's Rick and Morty four five at 6:00 close enough I guess boss it begins blowing the give the balloon happy birthday and he's blowing the horse nice English textbooks really have the most hilarious of jokes we went to the cinnamon last night did you enjoy it no I cried why was it a drama no we couldn't get in classic comedy oh my god is that farm direct discount free-range eggs look at that little guy he got laid today makes one of us hey Dad hi son please tell me how I was born well that's a long story son the dummy in short man emoji woman emoji they're holding hand emoji loving into the moji to kiss emojis dress emoji underwear mode finger gun emoji okay hand emoji three times over until finger gun emoji water droplets emoji okay hand emoji equals son dot dot dot family savage bed Jack there's enough space here why don't you come up no thanks I'm good is that yeah because in freezing below freezing waters that wouldn't yeah you know maybe I'm just a senile old man who doesn't like humor are you comfortable with nudity yeah excellent he's got to be in the buff to take his best stuff I don't blame that one bit that's perfect professional comedian if women aren't funny how come we can part from two places that sounds like an Amy Schumer tweet NASA curiosity is just detected a lot of methane on Mars and it's an alien farting okay me working on some work while my GF sleeps beside me when suddenly hmm oh yeah she's having a sex dream I continue to listen for a bit mmm yeah mmm so good until mmm it looks so good in the denim buy it hmm shopping dream it's a sibling thing uncooled brother wait here I'm going to get you a jacket I'm cold too low-key want me to set you on fire ha ha ha isn't that silly why I am a pilot and not a doctor when I was young I decided to go to medical school at the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange laughter's P and E is and form the name of an important body part those who said spine are doctors today the rest of us went to flight school in France they call it yes honey would you like to play on the Nintendo yes I love Nintendo yes sports why don't you watching our wedding video backwards I liked the part where I take off your ring walk out of the church and go to the bird with my friends I see that silly she's she's looking and lovingly he's looking at her lustfully isn't that a silly dynamic only true gamers can do water point five kilometres gaming 37 kilometers and look at that Perot epica gamer taking that sharp left turn towards gaming English teacher give me the opposite of these sentence children in the dark make mistakes mistakes in the dark make children get out but Exorcist go on get I say it did rastaman sits next to a nun on a bus he asks her if he could have sex with her and she says no I am married to God and then got off the bus in disgust the bus driver says she prays every Tuesday night at the graveyard why don't you dress up on a hooded robe and go to the graveyard and tell her you are God and demand a sex the Rasta man tries this in to his surprise the nun said yes but only if we have anal sex as I want to keep my virginity they had passionate sex when they were done he throws off his romances I'm the Rasta man from the bus the nun then throws off her robe and says I'm the bus driver good old bait-and-switch the old switcheroo just got scammed that a $25 baht tiger woods' DVD entitled my favorite 18 holes turns out is about golf absolute waste the money passes on so others don't get scammed why is the food cold and bland because your mother put her heart and soul into it Johnny now eat up and don't complain she will sentence you to hell some of you may get this see only nineties kids get it man I was born in 98 I was too young for this seize the basketball puts it in his shirt I'm pregnant epic rage comic dude inhale demon we will punish you for your gluttony neato I'm a glutton for punishment demon quietly into walkie-talkie could I get a supervisor over here don't cry it's only a movie don't cry it's only a hockey game this one's pretty self-explanatory I don't even want to read that one but I guess I gotta why was 6 afraid of 7 because the opie is awful no you hang up sir it's against our policy to hang up on customers no you hang up please it's been going on for an hour no you hang up the Dougs burping farting and scratching itself the owner says I said play dead not dad saw a homeless man eating grass in the park asked him why are you eating grass he said I am very hungry oh okay then come with me you should have seen his face when I shown in my backyard all the grass you could ever want jesus take the wheel I have to beat my kids it's terrible Bannos I can destroy the world Kim jong-eun you are my bro how old is your father he is six years what how's this possible he became father only when I was born logic children are quick and always speak their minds Maria go to the map and find North America here it is correct now class who discovered America Maria Glen how do you spell crocodile okay oh okay Oh Dee I know that's wrong maybe it's wrong but you asked me how I spell it I love this child Donald what is the chemical formula for water h i j k l and and what are you talking about yesterday you said it's h2o I'm just I'm just telling you exactly what the formulas you asked me what the formula for water why should I'm giving that to you okay I mean Sheamus quad your composition on my dog is exactly the same as your brothers did you copy his no sir it's the same dog I want to adopt this kid Harold what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested I teach it passes are ought to make someone laugh laughter is the souls medicine I saw this post at Facebook with the caption apparently max supports Windows and I cried lol amid the pop mist with it would did - do you know what that means laughing so hard I dropped my phone in the pool in a purple mushroom scream tacos while I was dancing the limbo damn best mom ever thanks smartphone no man can have a photograph me I am no man tails is disappointed in your recent decisions a truck carrying strawberry jelly crash off highway it caused a mess and a jam oh oh you cheeky little turd you mutant you freak give me my milk back tell milk or breast bit and a lady hit sir hour / comedy cemetery then the fella and yellow says lol baby sister are you trying to say sister sue Skyrim belongs to the Nords praise the dovahkiin phone call home elementary middle school yeah man screw that gibbs wrong number high school idgaf be i'll call her my damn self oh I'm sorry take my seat if you're pregnant I'm not pregnant you wanna be your disguise I own a fertility clinic oh sorry I it's called your bedroom you Pisa it was an old mattress store we never changed the sign what's the username and password for your Wi-Fi username suck on password this is weena he says the password isn't long enough burn your pointless that's how I roll it's terrible I hate it I'm Bob the Tomato and I'm Larry the Cucumber I'm pickle Rick Dees here are the Sharks bitey boy and over here is SWAT fish pointy boy get out of the aquarium at the mall excuse me lost my son can I please make an announcement of course leans into Mike goodbye you little crap it's actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that's right up into trigger-happy redneck territory I gave it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us all can we talk about how this is still getting notes the funny thing is that I cannot actually come up with a counter-argument for this as a Floridian you're welcome and as your narrator that brings us to the end of our slash comedy cemetery if you liked the video leave a like down below subscribe to see more content and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 2,184,547

Rating: 4.905612 out of 5

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Id: blmB-WUz1FI

Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Sun May 12 2019