r/Choosingbeggars I am an Expert Negotiator

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're free is too expensive hey bro edit this please send me the full resolution photo through email blank and venmo me five bucks is that how much you charge drew no but he didn't request I'd do it for him I just did it for fun in my spare time oh so do me then because that's dumb you won't charge him but you're charging me you're asking me to do it if you can spend money on drugs you can pay me five effing dollars for an hour two of work lmao I don't spend money on drugs bundle of sticks I'm on probation okay so will you do it yeah for ten dollars five dollars was a deal that's less than minimum wage okay so why you gonna charge me and insult me and not charge drew he didn't ask me to do it you are asking me to do it I'm not insulting you I'm asking for payment for a service and you literally just called me a bundle of sticks man I don't think I've ever seen someone whine and moan so much over five bucks last night I walked by a dude who may have been homeless but maybe wasn't Lowell I'm not really sure at this point as I'm walking into this pizza joint he asked for a slice and I'm like yeah sure that's fine it's like two bucks per slice I got you as I'm walking away to grab the pizza I hear him shouting behind me hey can I get a coke too and I'm like this guy is trippin so I just ignored and eventually bring out this incredible beautiful pepperoni and cheese slice of pizza for him he gives me a funny look like I'm his mom or something and I just ordered the wrong happy meal for him and he goes uh man what about a drink I just shake my head at him and say I can't do that I'm standing there and disbelief it feels like a scene out of Curb Your Enthusiasm I can get you one slice of pizza not a big deal but I cannot keep taking your orders would you leave it at a lower price sorry need 250 bucks okay I only have 200 sorry need 250 bucks okay thank you okay a hundred and twenty-five bugs behold the world's worst negotiator hello I am looking to hire a few bloggers to write for blank I'm looking for a post every other day or more and paid $5.00 a month you'll make connections have comments on all your posts and get Pro SEO done on your work it's a great place to develop a reference and grow five dollars a month for daily blog posts I applied for a janitorial job at a large apartment complex the interview was a group interview which I thought was weird but whatever I needed a job and some extra cash while I was finishing up my degree the interviewers went on and on about the goal-oriented and top level characteristics people needed to have to Excel this open position they even said something along the lines of the people we decide to go with will be lucky to be a part of this team I sat quietly during the entire group interview which was basically them stating they would only consider the best people for the job it was cleaning up vacuuming picking up trash washing windows type of job to be honest it was kind of a joke they made it sound so special and proud to be chosen then someone asked a question about buying equipment and supplies I immediately thought the guy was an idiot for asking who would be responsible for buying it obviously I thought that would be provided by the apartment complex since they would be hiring janitors oh man was I wrong they let it slip that they would not be providing any of the cleaning supplies or vacuums or anything all those costs were supposed to be picked up by the specially chosen employee without reimbursement I walked out of the room at that point they ended up calling me for the job three times I had to explain each time that I wasn't picking up the bill to buy cleaning supplies for a minimum-wage position no thanks and good luck finding a SAP to work for you user my said it best out in the comments this is like applying to Subway but having to bring your own fillings review 1 out of 5 stars hello there chaps you've made my six-year-old son cry wanna know why he's patiently waited for this game to come out only to find out he has to wait 8 hours after its installed what do you want him to do take the effing day of school to play Mario Kart not happening nah mate not next chance whoever reads this I hope you're happy with yourself he sat next to me in tears asking why it ain't working I need answer and I need them right now and just to be clear this is for a free app they didn't even have to spend anything on this game hey I got you something for your birthday ok take it back cuz I don't want it it's not expensive enough for me the flip I'm gonna do with chocolate and flowers do I look like an epic gardener to you and the flip you're giving me chocolate for what you trying to say I need to gain weight or something no it's just a gift I was trying to be nice because it's your birthday well stop being epping cheap you in the army you got money you could have gotten me an iPhone Xers and Gucci slides man I don't know what her problem is if a guy brought me a literal bouquet of chocolate candy bars I might be questioning my sexuality Blanc sent you a request for $20 I bought you drinks and we didn't hook up because nothing screams romance like I think your genitals are worth 20 bucks and also we have this story from calleb lair down in the comments I had a tinder date once where I lived in OC and he lived in LA he asked if I could come more his ways since his car was in the shop so I drove a good 2 hours his way to the bar he picked we each had one drink and split an appetizer he threw down his card without a mention I said thank you and we went our separate ways on the drive home I got two notification one was a text asking for another date the author was a venmo request for my drink and the appetizer even though we split the appetizer the only logical play there would be to send him a VIN mo for your gas money can you please draw me yours so good I don't take requests once and if I open up commissions and set some prices I might what do you mean prices why can't you do it free art is a hobby you don't need money to draw for me a single realistic portrait can take me 4 plus hours to draw / color / create art takes time also supplies cost money I draw everything by hand traditionally and supplies will eventually run out then do digital art so you don't run out of supplies I can shout you out on my page I have a hundred and seventeen followers and I will credit you I don't know in a drawing tablet nor do I have much experience with digital art besides what about the time that I'm taking to draw / work for you you wouldn't want to do a job for someone for free would you other artists think less than 4 hour to do what you do don't lie art is easy and if it's really something you love and you can create for your fans why are all you art is so greedy nowadays I offer to show you out please just draw me it's not that hard and art isn't a job working at an office or stories you live a sad life if you just do art for a living what happened to the non greedy artists who paint to inspire instead of paint for a check I hate artists like you please just draw me for free or I will show the world how greed you are exposure will bring more people to you you will get more fans and be more famous then go to one of those other artists or you can draw yourself if you think it's so easy kindly stop wasting my time also art is a job look at books posters anything with the design that was art that was printed onto something and those people got paid for their work you can gladly screencap and share messages if you feel the need to do so I don't believe any artist should ever work for free no one should work for free I don't care about Fame and exposure I care to be able to take care of myself and my family have a nice day you're a greedy B word I hope you die you're so rude Oh P I can't believe you turned down a shout-out from someone with a hundred and seventeen followers hi Blanc how much are you hoping to pick up a Piccadilly four just bought a new car so don't need this uzuki the max I can offer is fifty to a hundred bucks whatever you think is fair I'm having my first baby in April next year and a new car would be great Congrats the car is worth twenty five thousand dollars so couldn't do that good luck finding the other ticket though thank you how much are you asking for it so I can get a rough ballpark I've had people offer 5k thanks anyway it's a nice wait you found a loophole to make money keep up the good work I'll let you know I'm expecting a child next year and you thought it's a good opportunity to try to ask me for more than five thousand dollars for something you got for free I could redeem the car and sell it for twenty thousand dollars save your money and spend it on the kid hello yes someone ejaculated inside of me so where do I sign up for my free car attention local Laredo restaurants the Laredo bloggers Society is looking for a partner that can accommodate fifteen to seventeen Laredo bloggers society influencers and is willing to host us this Friday at 6:30 p.m. preferably those establishments with a private area in order to accommodate our large party along with hosting us in return you will get a potential reach of over a hundred thousand Instagram stories establishment mentions brand awareness and possible future partnerships if interested please contact us by a DM a private message date is this Friday October 4th 6:30 to 10:00 p.m. ish tag your friends with restaurants I look these guys up and they have weight forward 1187 followers community posts I make about my dog literally gets more views than these ladies hello could I post your song and my profile I think it is very good and I think it'll fetch a lot of attention for me and you uh okay I don't know if you really do just tagged me or something alright I'll post it immediately for a small fee USD ten pounds very cheap once you sent the money I'll immediately post it on my profile so you get lots of viewers whoa what you only have ducking two K followers plus I'm not going to pay someone to post my own song it's okay sir even I only have two K followers you'll still be able to get views quick send money now for easy deal dude no I'm not going to pay you you missing out I need content to support my profile and you need advertisement I said no hahaha you think your I care so what if you don't pay I still can post your song for myself haha you should have asked for a discount maybe I would have let you low okay man I'll just block you I guess also if you do post a song with that permission I legally can sue you so go ahead little stupid low stupid Oh stupid low stupid hey are you looking for a new design for your channels banner uh sure but I wouldn't be able to pay you I'm not even monetized yet that's fine I would take a shout-out instead I just want to help your channel I can do that Lowell I can shout you out on my discord server perfect BRB while I design your banner okay how's this dude that looks awesome I'll definitely use this hey while I was making this I actually changed my mind I need to be paid because I were really hard on this I'll give you a deal though so it would be 40 bucks huh what I told you I can't afford paying you I'm sorry and I know you worked hard on it but I can't pay you I won't use your banner out of respect for your business can I still have a shot out for my Instagram no I can't do that because the deal was I would use your banner for a shout-out you can't use the banner unless you pay I know here's my paypal forty bucks I'm not paying you I won't use your banner scam dude what he left to start working on at 11:36 and returned it at 12:01 he worked really hard and it's funny that he said scam at the end because this is literally a scam that's so common it has its own name it's called the bait and switch for reference on this next post both these people are brothers the choosing beggar is 25 and Opie is 23 hey can I buy your old Apple watch I was thinking 20 bucks how about this you help me move my room around a bit and I'll give you it I just want to move my bed to the other side of the room the mirror and one of the dressers really shouldn't take more than 30 minutes since I'm helping you WTF no why can't blink help you he can I'm just offering for you to do it so you don't have to pay any money for it 20 bucks take it or leave it well okay I'll leave it that's manual labor moving labor generally costs a hundred bucks an hour 30 minutes of labor is 50 bucks that watch isn't worth 50 what I'm helping you so if you want to get ducking technical that brings it to 25 according to your sucky calculations which aren't even valid because one it's not moving labor we are literally just moving three things across the room and to the watch is Series three with cellular so it's worth way ducking more than 50 bucks anyways no ad that I'm not doing 80 manual labor you got it for free anyway so you should just give it to me I'm telling mom tell her and I love this response down in the comments can you please give him a $20 bill for Christmas and tell him to go buy an apple watch with it that should work wonders that was our / choosing beggars and if you liked this video please hit that like button because it really helps my channel grow

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Id: 41J-bhel16c

Length: 15min 58sec (958 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 13 2019