Justin Bieber Why

what's up Grega hope you're all having a great day welcome back to my channel this of course is another episode of that yummy YUM that yummy umm that yummy yummy guys why does everyone think that I wrote Justin Bieber's new song I've gotten a weirdly high amount of tweets from people saying that Justin Bieber's new song and music video both seem like something I would come up with they're usually paired with tweets saying that the new song is very bad and that the music video is very uncreated so I don't think it's a compliment didn't know you made music for Bieber now you've come such a long way I feel like Danny Gonzalez created this song and Justin stumbled upon it this seems like a parody song Danny Gonzales would write like down to the dancing and everything so Danny Gonzales writes songs for Justin now well I am a little bit flattered that so many people thought that I wrote a song that in reality it took six people to write I did not write yummy I did not consult on the project I did not direct the music video I didn't even instruct Justin on how to dance in the music video I guess it was just sort of a coincidence that he ended up dancing like me a lot of you if not most of you have probably heard Justin's new song yummy by now but there's something really weird going on with the way justin bieber and his team are marketing this song they are so desperate to get this song to number one on the charts that they're doing the most ridiculous shit and it's kind of sad to watch because it's just totally not working at all and I think that it's very interesting and also not good so I wanted to talk about it and so now I'm going to talk about it and so let's complain so because of copyright I can't actually play any of the song because I have a feeling even if I played one tiny little second of the song Justin Bieber's team would copyright claim it immediately but that won't stop me from talking about the lyrics and a little segment I like to call lyrical analysis [Music] alright let's get started with lyrical analysis I'm still in the same place as you noticed I'm not moving locations for this segment this segment also takes place here I'm not going back to the update corner please don't make me go back to the update corner it hurts my knees yeah you got that yummy YUM that yummy YUM that yummy yummy yeah you got that yummy YUM that yummy YUM that yummy yummy so already off to a rocky start so this song is apparently about Justin Bieber's wife hailey who presumably it has that yummy young there's not much to learn about his wife from this song besides the fact that she has that yummy young but I'm glad that I at least know a little bit about her now and I think that we can all agree that there's nothing more romantic than talking to your wife like she's a little baby and calling her yummy and saying she's got that yummy yummy yeah oh my baby so yummy Oh Caesar scrumptious it's weird cuz I feel like wrappers a lot of times we'll talk about like girls shaking that ass and hidden it from the back and for some reason just Justin Bieber telling his wife that she's got that yummy yum seems more intimate to me than that bona fide stallion ain't no stable no you stay on the run now I think I know what he's going for here he's trying to say his girls like a free spirit you know she's a she's a horse running wild running in the wind but all I can imagine these lines meeting is you're a horse and you're not you're not stable you're unstable and you may or may not be running from the law my baby girls a crazy horse oh man there's a description for this line on genius and I thought that it would help explain the line better and be a little bit more flattering to his wife but it actually it actually makes it worse than I thought Bieber complements his wife model Haley Baldwin by calling her a bonafide stallion traditionally a stallion is a male uncashed rated horse while its female counterpart is called a mayor you hear that babe you're a fucking horse with big ol horse balls and you're insane okay actually maybe this does sound like something I would write I kind of see it now that jet-set watched the sunset kinda yeah yeah I don't even understand what this line means we're on a jet and we're watching the sunset kinda yeah yeah he makes sure to throw in a mention of his clothing line drew house now the music video doesn't in my opinion really add much as it's mostly just Justin Bieber eating a lot of food and dancing admittedly a little bit like how I dan now while I thought the lyrics of the song themselves kind of did his wife a disservice I really only describing her as being yummy and also comparing her to a male horse I personally think that the music video does even less to compliment his wife then the song does cuz the foods that he's eating and calling yummy are not very good look foods Sam baby you got that yummy um you're looking like some pea jello you look like a lobster baby got a body like a dead fish so that's the side of the story that most people know that's the song it's kind of bad that's the music video it's pretty genera in on its own I don't really think that it's that much worth talking about like sure it's bad but pop stars released bad songs all the time I'm also not one of those people that like hates Justin Bieber I think that a lot of people especially when he was younger were like so harsh on him for no reason just cuz he was like a little boy with a high voice like he had the most disliked video on YouTube when he was like 12 baby when Justin Bieber released it became the most disliked video on YouTube until I think 2018 when the YouTube rewind took it over that being said I do have a problem with the very lame and honestly quite shady things Justin Bieber is doing to try to get his new song to number one on the charts I noticed a few days ago if you go to Justin Bieber's YouTube channel he's made a shit ton of videos out of yummi it's not just the music video you know how most artists will just do a music video or maybe sometimes they'll do a music video and a lyric video let's see how many videos justin has made using yummy Justin Bieber yummy official video Justin Bieber yummy lyric video Justin Bieber yummy animated video Justin Bieber and drew house yummy animated video Justin Bieber yummy fan lipstick Justin Bieber yummy Beliebers react which is just the exact same music video he posted before but with reaction youtubers popping in every now and again going like wow holy shit no way heart is racing my heart is racing dude Justin Bieber loves his wife this girl like keels over the second the song starts was that her legitimate reaction to just the beat dropping and Justin starting to sing that happens in all of Justin's so it's not very surprising or unique to this one oh shit Justin sing it on this one yo I did not expect that guys know the beginning of the song yeah a lot of these reactions seem very forced I'm not saying they are I'm sure there's people who legitimately enjoy the song I'm not trying to knock that well you can like whatever you want but the people who made this video definitely cherry-picked the reactions so much so that the reactions in this video seem like totally not real and then the last one is called yummy food fight a food fight video so not only if you have a music video lyric video - animated videos - fan related videos you also made a food fight video what even is a food fight music video for a song it honestly sounds kind of dope I kind of want to start doing that for all of my songs from now on next song that drop it's it's only gonna be a food fight video no music for the Ono lyric video just food fight video wait the food fight video is just clips from movies and TV shows where they have food fights with the song yummy playing over it oh so a lot of you might be wondering why why is Justin Bieber uploading so many videos with his song in isn't a music video and lyric video isn't that enough I can't say for sure but I think I know why so for a while now the Billboard chart for songs have included YouTube streams but recently just this year I think January 3rd they started counting YouTube streams for albums as well their album charts so I assume he's doing this so that yummy gets to the top of the charts for singles and then once he releases the album that yummy is on that will also get to the top of the charts so I guess it makes sense why he's doing this but it still seems like so lame what just uploading all of these videos that no it's not adding anything does anyone care that some editor that Justin paid stitched together a bunch of food fight footage with his song over it like how is that interesting or neat I don't know why I said neat how was that neat things need to be neat to be okay with me that's why they call me neat days so not only does Justin Bieber have all of these songs on his channel he's also clearly commissioned other popular youtubers to post videos using the song I'm assuming that he paid them in some way or just having his name attached to things is payment enough for some people he made a video with Lele pons and when I say whiff I mean he wasn't actually there he just FaceTime - Lele pons at the beginning of the video and then the rest of the video is Lele pons and her friends dancing to the song hey I love your song yummy I swear and I'm having to like promise thank you I wonder if they made her say she likes yummy it seems like such a weird unnatural way to start the video hey Justin I'll I swear I liked your song I swear I do I don't know how in this video Justin Bieber comes across as so simultaneously disinterested but also like super insecure about his song like what does he even do he's like looking off to the side he's not even looking at her but then when she says she likes the song he's like do you promise you promise you like the song all my friends love it so I'm gonna prove it we all love it you gotta prove it you gotta prove you like my song I don't believe you cuz everyone keeps saying they like the song but then it's not number one on the chart so I feel like people are lying to me prove you liked the song the only way I'll believe you is if you make a whole video of you and all of your famous friends dancing to it you must dance with King bache to my song that's the only way you'll earn my trust Oh Justin Bieber is also dancing to the song he's just on FaceTime why could he not even make the effort to be there did he even want to do this now I'm confused whose idea was this it must just be Justin's marketing team I don't really think that this is all Justin's big master plan to get to number one on the charts I think it's a lot of people working for him and Justin sort of dragging his feet through this whole process he also made a video with david dobrik which was actually pretty entertaining least a lot more entertaining than this lily ponds video it was mostly just him surprising people David would bring people into his car asked him about Justin Bieber and then Justin Bieber would pop out there were a couple times where people were like I didn't like the song and then Justin pretended to like be mad about it it was kind of funny but then there was a part where he gets out of the car and there's like a huge group of people standing there and Justin has to make sure that everyone has heard and enjoys his song yummy and you guys heard this song yet yummy wouldn't it be funny if the whole crowd was just like no we don't like it it's not very good Justin and then he makes them prove it again he makes them sing the song he's like you got to prove that you have heard my song sing the word in the song another weird promotional thing that Justin was doing was in the lead up up to when he was dropping the song he kept posting pictures of babies on his Instagram and the only caption he would put for them was hashtag yummy wait I thought youngmee was like a sexual thing is it not a sexual thing or at the very least a romantic thing was I wrong did I misinterpret the whole song as surely Justin Bieber isn't saying that these babies are sexy right so what what could what is yummy mean aside from like oh yo you're sexy what what does what are these babies have that Justin Bieber's wife also has feet mmm that's that yummy on but the worst of all of the promotional stuff that Justin Bieber has done for his song yummy is this series of images that he posted on Instagram now I have heard that Justin didn't make this one of his fan accounts did and then he just reposted it on here a lot of people are saying that he made this I don't think that's true because he'd be talking about himself in the third person I don't think Justin Bieber makes any of the promotional graphics he puts on his Instagram but at any rate he still posted it on his personal Instagram how do you get yummy to number one but if I create a playlist with yummy on repeat and stream it don't mute it play it at a low volume let it play while you sleep if you're not from the US you can download a vnp app I assume they mean a VPN app like Express VPS set the VPN to us and then create a Spotify account holy shit what a shady thing to tell your fans to do play the song on to repeat over and over all night while you sleep it almost seems like an admission by whoever made this that the song isn't very good cuz it's like listen dude you don't have to listen to it while you're awake alright just put it on while you sleep we just need to get Justin Bieber those sweet sweet streams iTunes buy the song on iTunes buy the song multiple times on Justin's website the weird thing is I feel like Justin Bieber is so rich that if he really wanted to couldn't he just buy the song so many times that the song goes to number one charts I don't know how flexible billboards rules are but like I purchases a purchase and if he buys it fifty million times you know who's to say that's not legit remember this is Justin's combat and if we all come together we can give him his six number one on the Billboard Hot 100 shared this post with everyone you know let's do this I mean that sentence pretty much says it all we can get just in his six number one on the charts why does he need six said that's like the shadiest part of all of this is that Justin Bieber has already had five number ones why does he need to cheat the system to get his six it seems like a weird ego thing where it's like I have to be the most popular in the world so anyway that's my thoughts on the whole situation I guess when you think about it the moral of the story here is stream yummy but by me not Justin hey girl looking good I hope this doesn't come off as too inappropriate but you got that from the bank babe you a chewy chunky gun the only tasty little treat put this record on repeat listen while you sleep baby baby you're a princess oh you look delicious make me wanna chefs like scrambled eggs bits a balanced breakfast yeah yeah I know just what you wanna hear you're lookin like lasagna and you know you make me wanna move make all your problems disappear you look like ravioli and I got the formuoli yummy yummy tasty little snack i'ma hit it from the back hit it from the back babe you rich you a chunky gum the only tasty little treat but this make it on repeat listen while you sleep damn you looking sweet babe good enough to eat baby baby eat your feet baby eat your feet in for dessert [Music] and you know what would be kind of fun let's aim the Billboard charts to make this number one really fly paparazzi leave me be please just treat me like a person I'm not a piece of meat you're up yummy or me too from the back hit it from the back then you read you a chunky gum the only tasty little tree put this record on repeat listen while you sleep dinner's your purchase little spicy hot tamale in my mouth wait your spicy spicy how to spit it out bitch you're a crazy fucking horse that's on the run from the fungus crazy horse don't hurt me please forgive me what law did this horse break so stream that instead alright well I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you're new here make sure you subscribe and turn to my notifications to join Greg that's what I call my subscribers I call them Greg isn't that kind of funny doesn't that kind of make you want to follow me just to kind of see what it's like I thank you penny cow for turning on my notifications you are truly Greg I'll see you guys next time with a really interesting video where I forget my foot at home I leave for work and I forget my foot but this video is over now you'll find something else to watch or just watch this video I know we had a lot of fun but you can't stay on this end street forever this video is over now so why are you still watching this

Channel: Danny Gonzalez

Views: 5,021,143

Rating: 4.9429369 out of 5

Keywords: danny gonzalez, funny, commentary, comedy, react, reaction, reacting, awful, humor

Id: 8Cn-lsWTZdw

Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 16 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Meljusenr]

Listen to Yummy

[u/Meljusenr]

I can't listen to Yummy by Danny Gonzalez while I sleep.

I'll just have nightmares about a stranger coming up behind me, hitting me from the back and knocking me out, dragging me to some abandoned warehouse, and eating my feet and shirt.

And there would be a horse there, too, with huge balls and a bright pink mane.

Gonna have to pass on that and only listen to it on repeat when I'm awake and able to at least try to fight off strangers trying to eat me.

[u/Dimentive]

CR1TiKAL did it first. I’m still Greg 4 lyfe, tho.