The Doorstep: Part 2

ah the doorstep this part of the night always makes me so nervous and sweaty what's that oh my gosh I have something in my teeth holy nasty what is that just stay calm put it in your pocket where it will probably grow babies well this is me uh what is he doing with his chest well I had a really nice night tonight Matt you should definitely do this again sometime yeah that'd be cool yeah maybe next time we could double with one of your roommates or something specifically the hot one ah that would be awesome although one of them is really busy and the other one is dying oh wow that's awful especially if it's the hot one he's too hot to die unless he dies from heatstroke but um pump Shh so that darn economy huh I'll look at him grasping at straws so cute let's kiss Kenny our boy okay he's obviously still confused do something for tatius coyly put your hair in front of your face so he can brush it away nicely done okay he's coming in now remember he goes 90 you go 10 just like in the movie hitch wait is that different for white people oh he's backing off uh just turn this into a body roll yeah fifth grade hip hop lessons really paying off now oh no water Natalie and her munchkin doing here oh look what it's done to Matt he looks like a sad mute waiting to be buried hey Natalie hey Matt this is my roommate Natalie hi and this is oh this is Steven we just got back from the movie theater yeah it's pretty awesome that we got back at the exact same time oh this is so awkward I was more comfortable that time I tripped on a homeless man and fell into his pile of dirty blankets what was on those well I had a fun time now sure loser so nice to meet you Natalie nice to meet you too now get out Natalie smile but wish your harm with your eyes ah huh I think I feel a chill I'll head inside so sorry about that oh I like your oh my gosh she can't think of anything to like about me I'm a hideous monster I have a snaggletooth and I have female pattern baldness I can usually cover it with little hats and bonnets but I forgot them up I like Europe in the spring you're kidding I do too I lived there for a year actually in the spring as breathtaking although getting overseas is a total nightmare because airport security treats heel like you're some sort of terrorist I mean I've never killed anyone have you yeah wow you're an interesting guy Matt interesting like a mental illness ah what he wants to kiss me right after he admits to being a murderer Natalie come back I'm sorry about the dirty looks I was just a kid then now I'm all grown up and I'm about to kiss a serial killer who knows where those lips have been I can't stop it it's just happening someone saved me please

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,678,983

Rating: 4.963448 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, dating, date, end of date, awkward, kiss, doorstep, funny, comedy, sketch, hilarious, #studioc, divine, divine comedy, BYU DC, DC, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, sketch comedy

Id: weULGFSTVeY

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 09 2012