♪♪ >>HEY, MY DAD SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. >>OKAY. >>YOU OKAY IF I WAIT UPSTAIRS? >>YEAH. FOR SURE. >>DON'T BE NERVOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. I LOVE YOU. >>LOVE YOU TOO. [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS. [CLEARS THROAT] HI. NO. HELLO SIR. MAY I HAVE A SEAT? THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO MEET WITH ME. I'LL SIT OVER HERE. UH, TODAY. I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT. UH, I'VE BEEN DATING YOUR DAUGHTER FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND I WOULD LIKE TO ASK FOR YOUR BLESSING. I'M SORRY, UH, YOUR BLESSING ON OUR INTENT TO WED. YES. I AM SURE. SHE IS VERY SMART, INTELLIGENT, BRILLIANT, THESE ARE ALL THE SAME ADJECTIVES. SHE'S ALSO VERY TALENTED AND FUNNY AND HOT. OKAY, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. I- I MEANT TO SAY, YOU KNOW, SHE'S ATTRACTIVE OR MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. MAYBE YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL." UH, BUT YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FIND HER PLEASING- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SAYING THIS. JUST- GOOD JOB WITH THAT ONE. NO. THANK YOU SIR. I'M- I'M SORRY. I'M JUST VERY NERVOUS. I UH, THE POINT IS, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER AND WOULD LIKE TO MARRY HER. PLEASE. YES, I'VE HAD A JOB. OH, YOU MEAN CURRENTLY. UH, WELL, NO. UM, BUT I WILL GET ONE SIR. I'LL GET THREE IF I HAVE TO. I WANT TO MARRY HER NO MATTER THE COST. [LAUGHS] NO SIR, NOT AT THE COST OF NOT HAVING YOUR BLESSING. ALTHOUGH, IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION. I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT THE 1920'S ANYMORE. OH, YOU HEARD THAT. OKAY, UH, WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU I'M NOT TRYING TO DRAW LINES IN THE SAND HERE, I'M JUST SAYING THAT SHE CAN MARRY WHOEVER SHE WANTS. WHAT? I SAID WHOMEVER. YES I DID! OH, SO WHAT? MY GRAMMAR ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR DAUGHTER? OH, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME WITH YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR JOB, WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, WE'LL JUST ELOPE AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE US AGAIN. OH! I DID NOT MEAN THAT. NO, NO SIR! SIR! PLEASE! CALM DOWN! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. SIR, PUT THAT DOWN. OH! SIR! YOUR ANTIQUE LAMP! IT'S RUINED! OH, WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE SAY? SIR? WHERE ARE YOU? [SCREAMS] STOP BITING ME! OH, I'M SO SORRY! ARE YOU BLEEDING? LET ME SEE. OH! OH! OH! [SCREAMS] I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME. WE'RE IN LOVE! SO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FUTURE SON IN LAW. SIR, YOU'RE CHOKING ME. YOU'RE CHOKING ME. SIR. OH! YOU BROKE THE OTHER ONE. SIR! SIR PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! SIR! I CANNOT BREATHE! [SCREAMS] [GUNSHOT] NO! OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH NO! NATALIE! NATALIE! >>OH, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? >>MATT ARE YOU OKAY? I THOUGHT I HEARD A GUNSHOT AND... [SCREAMS] >>THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT EVERYONE. WE WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT NO IMAGINARY PEOPLE WERE INJURED DURING THE MAKING OF THAT SKETCH. IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU SAW IT'D MEAN A LOT TO US IF YOU WOULD HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SHARE THIS WITH A FRIEND WHO'S ABOUT TO GET MARRIED. JUST TO MESS WITH HIS HEAD.
