The Nuclear Glow

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>>MATT HI! >>HEY MAL. DID YOU SEE WE HAVE A SURPRISE INSPECTION? >>I DID. LISTEN, I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE NEWS, BUT I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT OKAY? SO JUST LIKE, ACT LIKE EVERYTHING'S PEACHY OKAY? THEY CAN'T HEAR US, BUT THEY CAN SEE US. >>OH, OKAY. WELL, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? >>THE REACTOR MIGHT HAVE A LEAK. >>OH NO! >>MHM. >>THAT IS POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC. >>I KNOW. AND THE BACK UP SAFETY SYSTEMS DON'T SEEM TO BE FUNCTIONING PROPERLY. >>[LAUGHTER] IF WE DON'T GET THAT FIXED WE ARE GOING TO MELT ALIVE. >>YEAH. >>JUST GOT WORD FROM ENGINEERING THAT THE CORE IS REALLY OVER-HEATING. >>[LAUGHTER] DID THAT CHECK THE BACK UP SAFETY SYSTEMS? >>I'M NOT SURE. >>OH, WELL LET'S FIND OUT WHAT WE'RE STILL UNMELTED. >>COOL. >>HELLO. >>MATT, I'M SO SORRY THE COOLANT SYSTEM IS OFFLINE! >>I HEARD. I'M ASSUMING YOU RELEASED THE EMERGENCY PRESSURE VALVE. >>I DID, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH! >>MHM, AND THE BACK UP SAFETY SYSTEMS WON'T KICK ON EITHER HUH? >>NO, THIS ISN'T A JOKE MATT! I'M FREAKING OUT! >>I KNOW, I CAN BARELY FEEL MY LEGS. >>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? >>LISTEN, JASON, YOU BETTER PULL IT TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME, I PROMISE I WILL CAUSE YOU UNSPEAKABLE PAIN. EVEN IF YOUR BODY IS ABOUT TO BE EVAPORATED OKAY? >>GUYS! GUYS! >>OH CAREFUL WHITNEY THE INSPECTORS ARE RIGHT THERE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HAND? >>[LAUGHTER] I GOT BURNED BY THE REACTOR. IT'S REALLY BAD. I THINK I CAN SEE BONE.[LAUGHTER] >>BONE IS ALL I CAN SEE. OH! THEY'RE WATCHING. [LAUGHTER] SORRY WHITNEY, I'M SORRY. OH, THIS MUST BE EXCRUCIATING. >>SWEET GLORY. MY BONES ARE LEAKING. >>JUST KEEP GOING. WE DON'T WANT THEM TO SEE WHITNEY'S CREEPY SKELETON HAND. >>IS IT STILL A HAND IF ITS INSIDES ARE ITS OUTSIDES? >>[SCREAMING] >>OH! I'M SORRY WHITNEY! RAISE YOUR EYEBROWS AND LOOK HAPPY. >>OKAY. OKAY. OKAY, JUST TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND. >>YOU GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE THE REACTOR IS GOING CRITICAL! >>[CHEERING] >>GOOD JOB JEREMY. KEEP A HAPPY FACE FOR THE INSPECTORS. >>WHAT INSPECTORS? THIS IS THE END. >>HOW I AM SO SAD RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I DIDN'T GET TO DO. >>GUYS! JASON GOT THE COOLANT SYSTEM ONLINE AND THE REACTOR IS STABILIZING. >>[CHEERING]-- >>WAIT THAT REALLY IS GOOD NEWS! >>YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE. WHITNEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? I'M GOING TO GO THROW-UP. >>ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS, GOOD JOB. WE AVOIDED MASS PANIC. UM, STACEY, GO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP JASON WITH ANYTHING. >>ON IT. >>WHITNEY, GO AHEAD AND DRIVE YOURSELF TO CRITICAL CARE, WHATEVER THAT IS AT THE HOSPITAL. JUST TAKE CARE OF THAT. >>I DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. >>OKAY, YOU CAN DO IT. OKAY? DON'T COMPLAIN. AND MATT, GO BREAK THE BAD NEWS TO JEREMY. >>YEAH. >>OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. >>[SIGH] WELL, THEY SURE NEED TO LEARN TO TURN OFF THAT INTERCOM. >>NO KIDDING.
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Channel: Studio C
Views: 3,515,250
Rating: 4.9516926 out of 5
Keywords: Studio C, BYU Television (TV Network), BYUtv, Nuclear Power (Industry), Nuclear Meltdown, Meltdown (Recurring Event), Chernobyl Disaster (Event), Clean Comedy, Family Comedy, Funny, Humor, BYU, Divine Comedy, Parody, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre)
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Length: 3min 35sec (215 seconds)
Published: Mon Apr 21 2014
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