Crisis at the Confessional

♪♪ >>IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, MY CHILD. TRUST ME. >>ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY? I'M NOT REALLY A RELIGIOUS PERSON. >>WELL, WE ARE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I THINK YOU JUST STEP INTO THE CONFESSIONAL AND TELL YOUR SINS TO THE PRIEST. >>THANK YOU, FATHER. >>OF COURSE. >>FATHER, WHICH ONE DO- HELLO? SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE. OKAY. I'M GOING TO BE TOTALLY HONEST HERE; I'M NOT SUPER COMFORTABLE WITH DOING THIS. UH- BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT A SHOT. HELLO? >>UM, HELLO. >>OH, YOU'RE A WOMAN! >>YEAH. >>I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT WAS OKAY. >>WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? >>UH- SORRY. NEVER MIND. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING. I'M- I MEAN I WENT TO CHURCH A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER MUCH. >>OKAY, CAN I JUST CONFESS MY SINS? >>YOU CAN? IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS? >>YES. THIS IS A CONFESSIONAL. PEOPLE CONFESS THEIR SINS HERE. >>OH, SO IT'S KIND OF A FREE FOR ALL? >>SURE. UM, SO I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF JEALOUSLY LATELY. >>JEALOUS OF WHO? THE NUNS? >>NO, A- A FRIEND OF MINE. SHE HAS THIS REALLY GREAT BOYFRIEND AND I WISH HE WERE DATING ME INSTEAD OF HER. >>CAN PRIESTS DATE? >>NO. >>BUT YOU WANT TO DATE SOMEONE? >>YES. >>WELL, I SEE YOUR PROBLEM. BUT UH- YOU KNEW YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET MARRIED, RIGHT? I- I MEAN BECAUSE- BECAUSE OF YOUR JOB? >>WAIT? ARE YOU SAYING MY JOB IS THE REASON I'M NOT MARRIED? >>ISN'T IT? >>YEAH. >>WELL, IT'S A NOBLE SACRIFICE. >>I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A CAREER, YOU KNOW? MAYBE EVEN PROVIDE FOR A FAMILY. >>WHAT FAMILY? >>YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN. >>OH. >>YOU KNOW, I- I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD MOVE UP THE LADDER QUICKLY, MAYBE EVEN BE IN CHARGE ONE DAY. >>A FEMALE POPE. >>WHAT? >>I WAS JUST THINKING THAT A FEMALE POPE WOULD BE INTERESTING. >>OKAY. AM I BORING YOU? >>WHAT? NO! I'M- I'M VERY ENGAGED. >>IT- IT DOESN'T MATTER. I THINK I'M DONE HERE. >>OKAY, I GUESS I'LL GO NOW THEN? >>WHAT? >>I'LL JUST SAY IT. I STEAL THINGS. I LOVE TO STEAL. >>SERIOUSLY? >>OH YEAH. AND I KNOW THOU SHALT NOT STEALEST- UH... THY NEIGHBOR'S ITEMS BUT- SOMEHOW THAT ONE NEVER REALLY SUNK IN, YOU KNOW? >>WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY THE CHURCH COLLECTS. HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM THAT? >>NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. >>OKAY, SO IT'S STILL GOES TO THE POOR AND THE NEEDY? >>I GUESS SO. I- I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES. >>WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW? >>WHY WOULD I? I'M NOT EVEN CATHOLIC. >>WHAT? OKAY, NO. THAT IS IT. I AM REPORTING YOU. >>REPORTING ME? REPORTING ME TO WHO? REPORTING ME TO WHO? NO, FATHER. LISTEN, OKAY. DON'T- DON'T REPORT ME PLEASE. ALL RIGHT? I- I WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN, OKAY? JUST GIVE THIS TO THE POOR AND THE NEEDY. >>OH, SURE. >>I'M VERY SORRY. >>WELL, THANK YOU. THIS IS WONDERFUL. >>I JUST REALIZED I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY PURSE HERE WITH YOU. [GASPS] >>YES, MY CHILD? [SCREAMS] >>HI GUYS. THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT. IF YOU'RE NEW TO OUR CHANNEL HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON 'CAUSE WE GOT LOTS OF NEW STUFF EVERY WEEK. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY, BUT I'LL STAND HERE UNTIL YOU CLICK THE BUTTON. IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T CLICKED IT. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DO ANYTHING INTERESTING. JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THAT. OKAY, I'M JUST KIDDING. HERE'S THE PARTY- NO, THERE'S NOTHING. CLICK THE BUTTON.

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Rating: 4.9541769 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, church, confession, catholic, steal, nun, priest, brother, pope, father, pepper spray, comedy, funny, irony, sketch, laugh, confusion, religious, sins, jealousy, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, James Perry, clean comedy, crisis at the confessional

Id: 50asedhHpBQ

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 10 2016