Monopoly Turn 1 Victory Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Unlimited Money Is Broken

Oh 600 pounds one of the community made me done oh wait a second we're recording keep tabbing to monopoly ah there we go much better ah hello there ladies and gentlemen I'm the smithing Brit and today you join me in monopoly yes well hopefully I won't be having to splash 600 pounds because some absolute mad people on the internet decided to keep pressing a like button although I did have to buy this game off of you play which is uh oh god it's certainly an online service anyway today ladies and gentlemen we find ourselves in Monopoly as today we taught of answering a question which I'm sure plagues almost all of you you see down in the comment section many weeks ago I noticed a very strange comment hey spiff after buying some of your fantastic merchandise I noticed my charisma starts rising far too quickly this resulted in me having friends I know it's absolutely shocking and so our lovely friend in the comment section wondered what is the best way to remove those friends from your life well fear not ladies and gentlemen as today we've loaded up friendship and relationship destroying 9000 to demonstrate to you the lovely ladies and gentlemen home how you can not only end when ugly games with absolutely stupid and relationship destroying annoyance but you can also do it with the aid of exploits making it even more frustrating when you absolutely decimate your five-year-old child and a game of Monopoly I mean have you ever felt that your family and friends have just been too annoying continuously asking where have you been why haven't you responded to any calls and texts why did you stop paying your TV licensing fees Oh God so how do you get those people to stop sending you messages well what you want to do is quite simply encourage them to download monopoly + off of you play and I will demonstrate to you the lovely ladies in general term today how you can get them to go away for good that's right you will no longer have the TV licensing men banging on your doors asking to be paid so ladies and gentlemen let us begin by clicking on this great big button and playing some monopoly of course we need to do this in the local motors who plays Monopoly online be genuinely Oh apparently actually in the online mode there's a there's a couple of things going on here including a leaderboard yes let's see who is at the top of the leaderboard for monopoly plus okay let's load it on up who is the best monopoly player in the world well ladies and gentlemen its no May JP they're the best monopoly plus player in the entire world they've only played an hour of the game and they've only won one game right yeah are you telling me game the best monopoly player in the entire world has an hour in the game only you know I think something might be a little bit wrong here so yes ladies and gentlemen we're going to be diving into the fantastic world of Monopoly where I will be demonstrating to you how to get a turn one victory in monopoly against all of your fantastic opponents now personally I have no one to hand today so I will be only playing against the AI that's right it's another episode where I'm going to be bullying there I have this exploit to work you are going to want a couple of AIS if you're playing this with friends make sure to add a couple of a eyes into the game with the excuse of only simply padding up the play account but really they're there for much better reasons how many of you are probably recoiling from the PC at the moment as you've just heard a fantastic sentence that's right it's an exploit which will allow you to win a monopoly game in turn one it's going to be a very long turn but genuinely all you need to do is roll the dice once and then tallyho the entire game is yours forgive me sideways of a tea bag the entire world is now mine so how do you get a turn on victory well first start ladies and gentlemen it takes a whole lot of dedication and a huge amount of qualifications or qualifications to be exact well you could probably do with going on to the Universal Life Church monastery website and buying yourself the title of universal philosopher absolute reality yes ladies and gentlemen that's the universal philosopher of absolute reality now as many of you know I am of course a member of the company's spiff Co and my role in that fantastic company is not only to drink copious amounts of tea and shouted people it's also to be the universal philosopher of the absolute reality of making money after all if you ever wonder why you don't have money you simply need to look at the spiff Coast guide of conducts and the free M free herbs are of course more money more monopoly and more praising the queen books if you fail to praise the Queen you'll be ejected from the company immediately potentially even the entirety of the British Empire and also the wider universe so yes make sure to stick to the free M's so ladies and gentlemen let's dive into a brand new game oh my goodness of course because it's Uplay they've decided to add in a ton of extra added bonuses like a living board but instead I like the true classic board yes good bit of classic board you know there's a couple of added rules we could have we could for example have the wealth rule which is the first player to reach 3000 in capital wins the game the issue is I can do that immediately as soon as we enter into the game so remember that the game thinks it's a fair rule to have free thousand in cash and then you just default win the game but instead of doing that we're going to have some basic classic rules and jump into a brand new fantastic game I mean of course yes I get to have the top hat yes you have to be the top hat it is most spiffing indeed when it comes to we'll be playing against we're gonna be playing against some guys but some hard AIS yes I do like a challenge so we're going to be playing off against five excruciating ly hard a eyes we're going to be beating them all in turn one and without further ado ladies and gentle it's start this fantastic game of Monopoly it begins oh my goodness monopoly the fast dealing property trading a professed monopoly is one of these slowest games in existence I've known games of monopoly which have lost it entire months this game is just absolutely stupid I imagine in the comments section we're gonna be hearing some fantastic stories about how you once started playing a Monopoly game with your family and then by the time you got to the point where one of you warned you you realize that actually several years have passed and you forgot to return that library book and then suddenly the library police are banging on your door requesting to have the Monopoly 101 howtobasic guide back and you know it's just a situation you don't to be in so ladies and gentlemen fast games of monopoly exactly what we'll get him to do a turn one game of Monopoly so let us begin by simply rolling a dice this is how you decide who goes first of course quite traditionally and we wrote a free right okay so we going last great oh oh woah-oh the eyes can go ahead of us that's fine we'll just be lost Lord Marshal did a nice roll vincennes oh come on Vincennes Oh contento rolls at 12 bloody hexes hard eh I have exceedingly difficult come on battleship Murray at five is no one gonna roll lower than me this is not fair this is meant to be about exploits not me being very bad at rolling dice come on Amandine roll lower oh yes sir Randy that's a free with second-to-last ladies and gentlemen fantastic here is the fantastic board I mean beautiful it's monopoly as you know and love it a great big board you've got it Jo you've got chance cards who knows what's gonna be happening so let's begin now the game immediately starts in Vincennes oh the lovely little Scotty dog he's going to roll in center rolls a seven and away he goes immediately lands on chance what do we get Vincennes Oh in my test game I drew a chance card and immediately got Mayfair so um yeah you can't get some pretty wacky things no Vincennes oh just immediately teleports to go and gains an extra two hundred monopoly coins or whatever it is and Oakley rubles nobody yen what about monopoly Vietnamese dong now that's a good currency Michael Rosa's six and grabs the Angel of Islington of course it's the AI they always buy the property on turn ward very good my goodness monopoly is going to become a very perfectly balanced game as all things should be oh my goodness is that a double Marshall the cat roars or twelve I do believe a double allows you to roll again you see that sir two well-known thing that only true monopoly geniuses would know about but apparently an auction is taking place okay right I'm going to join in on this fantastic auction where hopefully we're going to be able to buy this lovely thing right let's um let's actually try it completely outfitted and drop down a hundred I'd like to buy The Electric Company it's going to be mine yes no one else wants it fantastic I won the auction and The Electric Company is mine I think it only cost me about a hundred and thirty or something so I only got it twenty less than new play can you stop throwing massive alerts in my screen any sound of a double my goodness so we're now in The Electric Company which is good start basically in our first time we just want to grab as many properties as possible but if you don't actually get any properties in your first turn it doesn't because you can just trade for them that's right the AI is willing to sell you genuinely anything come Marshall the cat is that another double no it's not your game is finally over now the fact that Marshall has actually managed to roll this far round to the board is great because they've got a very high value property and the higher value property you have the fuss this exploit will be as as fun as it is to grab the cheapest property on the board if you do that it means you're going to be sat here for 17,000 years trying to get this exploit to work and at that point you basically just here for a standard Monopoly game length anyway it's finally my time to play let's roll those dice roll roll roll give me a 12 give me something big give me something huge a great big number that's eight okay but it is a property nonetheless so ago we learned on Euston Road and immediately we're going to buy this but this is our turn and this is where things are going to get very wacky on your turn you don't want to end it we are not going to be pressing the enter key at all we don't need to this game it's completely redundant instead we are going to just be making this entire game and the rest of this video my turn so what are we going to do is our first part of my turn what we're going to go to Michael here and buy his one property he has one property ators of course the angel of Islington I'd like to buy this please in return I'm going to pay him for it do you believe this property has a total value of 100 M bucks B note I'm feeling generous one go to offer 100 actually no not just offer 100 yeah that'll be fine I mean it's worth 100 this is just a fair trade you give me something but no you want a little bit extra or do you want 136 very well 136 for this property Michelle I'm going to accept that there we go we lose 136 but we gained one more property but our turn is not over no no no we want to go to Marshall here and buy ourselves one of their properties so we go destroyed by leicester square off of them it's valid at 260 so once again we'll offer a full 260 unknown generic monopoly currency now because this property is actually worth so much we're going to have to offer a little bit more than just 260 to try and steal it I'm going to offer a full 320 but don't worry we're gonna be making a lot of money off of this and surprise surprise they accept fantastic so there we go there's only one of a property on bored its marshals oh my well naturally we gonna be grabbing that one as well this is the last property on the board which is owned by someone which isn't owned by me I'm going to offer a full 200 M bucks to try and get this property and apparently the airline would like 245 for this property which is only worth 180 and what this might look like a bad deal don't worry ladies and gentlemen this is actually exceedingly profitable so we'll be taking this deal and then we have it we've managed to buy all of the properties off of the AI in turn one this would normally be regarded in monopoly as an absolutely crazy move as my money is immediately down to only 569 now that's not a position you want to be in no one wants to be in the position of 569 so how are we going to get out of this situation and most importantly how are we going to be getting some money back well if you remember we started this game with 1500 M bucks everyone started this game with that amount of money and so logically all we have to do is get our way back up to 1500 heck even above 1500 and suddenly you'll start noticing that this game has a bit of an odd situation in it so what we're going to be doing ladies and gentlemen is we are going to be immediately mortgaging all of our properties suddenly Leicester Square our most valuable property it costs 130 so we're bamp we do that and we get 130 in cash now mortgaging a property means we no longer collect rent off of it but honestly that doesn't matter whatsoever so we're going to mortgage all of our properties and just get an absolute ton of money off of it so there we go all of our properties of mortgage and we now sit at 964 which is good is not as good as actually having over 1,500 at the start of the game so if this exploit to work we simply need to basically take money off of the AI and give money to ourselves so what we want to do is now go back into the trade menu and I'm going to go to Murray here because this Battleship player has the least money and so I'm going to start offering them properties now if you remember we bought the electric company for a fantastic 120 we then mortgaged it for 75 meaning this electric company basically has cost us so far around about 50 so for us to turn a profit on owning and buying the electric company we simply need to sell it for more than 50 so we're going to be selling this property to the Battleship for its exact worth which is 150 now bear in mind ladies and gentlemen this property is worth 150 however as his actual worth excluding the fact that it's mortgaged because this property is mortgaged it's actually worth exactly half this property should instead only be worth 75 but if we can convince the AI to buy this property for full price we've suddenly made a profit of over a hundred so let's offer them a little deal here and they think it's a little bit sketchy so they're going to lower it down a bit to 116 and you know what I'm actually going to accept that fantastic so the properties got from our inventory and they have it and you know what they immediately repay the mortgage for the property that's right ladies and gentlemen they've repaid the mortgage for the utilities yeah yeah they just repaid it which means they just spent an extra 80 and I'm gonna do something now ladies and gentle we're going to buy back the utilities remember the world 1,080 money at the moment so we're going to buy the electric company bearing in mind the a is just unmerged it so it is actually worth the 150 it says it is we're going to buy this fantastic property for 140 maybe question mark is this okay yes apparently 140 is fine right will buy that 440 and now the electric company is in our inventory of course we're just immediately going to mortgage it on the same turn that we just bought it back there we go fantastic and now you'll notice were in a situation where we have 1015 of course this isn't the 1018 we had moments ago before the trade so if we can get ourselves to a situation where we don't have the property the AI has the proper team we have more than one thousand eighty and we've profited on this deal so we'll drop in the little property and we're going to crank up this money so no they're lovely a I'm going to us for a hundred and ten which is a fantastic deal in return I'll give you the electric company how does that sound that's fantastic oh and you've accepted fantastic so there you go they take the property they then spend 182 unmooring it and here we are on a bit of a wanker situation when we started this whole ordeal we had 900 now we sat at 1,125 and the AI that we've been trading with is now down by about 300 o day Oh dear but can this be increased can you do this multiple times of course you can ladies and gentlemen of course you can so we're going to go to Murray the Battleship right now ladies and gentlemen and we're going to sell them all of our properties that we mortgaged that's right all of them and they are worth a lot of money 640 to be more precise so we're going to sell all of them and let's see if we can get the AI to buy them all for 600 here you go ai apparently this is 600 worth of properties would you like to buy at all however we'd the lovely fantastic people know that these properties have actually been mortgaged and for that reason they're actually worth exactly half meaning I'm actually giving them only fridge and 20 pounds worth of properties deal accept it and then immediately they are is going to remortgage all of them yep it's gonna sink all of its money into that as it wants to definitely remortgage everything oh it's done it it's down to 200 oh my the last property owns it can't actually remortgage because it doesn't have the money for its Oh Murray the AI oh you poor thing now for us to absolutely profit from this all we want is to simply get our properties back and remortgage them for the cost that was less than actually selling them so we're going to want our blue or orange we don't want our other blue we're going to probably want the white and we're going to also know well fern the yellow for good measure apparently that's for of 790 very well let's drop in 719 you know I'm feeling generous there I'm actually going to give them an added 10 bucks and make this 800 there you go this is a good deal deal please give it back to me Oh a exchange accepted oh goodness Oh lovely and for this property yeah I'm actually going to keep the mortgage as I need the AI to repay the mortgage on that for it to be profitable anyway Euston Road we're going to absolutely mortgage that one up then we move around to the electric company mortgage that one up then we've got Marlborough Street mortgage that one up and then finally angel of Islington and we mortgage that one up lovely stuff now to actually make much more money off of this you probably want to trade with an AI that has more money so we're going to drop all of our properties into the richest AI who has a spare 1700 lying around but no properties so we drop in all of our properties and works again even though they have all been mortgage they are absolutely trashed we're telling them that you know we heard spit coke we only do legitimate fantastic investments and what you're about to be buying with all of your life savings is the greatest and best investment you'll ever make please don't leave that money for your children as a way of getting them through university or college no no no no no give it to us and allowing us to invest it for you so there you have it AI how would you like to buy this fantastic property portfolio worth seven hundred and ninety for the low low cost of only eight hundred sounds good doesn't it I'm sure you'd love it oh of course you would love it so we gain next row oh good this make a bet I got a remortgage everything oh here it goes here it goes Vincennes Oh oh yes just keep it keep off those mortgages keep up those mortgage repayments Oh so they've just remortgaged everything for me I am now on to thousands remember the game says about having 3,000 is all you need to win apparently so um let's get those properties back for less than what we gave them full remember this eh I had 1700 when we started this whole ordeal so where things are looking good anyway I'd like you stand back please I'd also like that one back and this one back and this one back and also this one back now lovely AI I sold them to you for 800 I so I think it's only fair that I buy them back from you for the same amount that's right I mean the deal took place only moments ago so it makes sense that you give them back to me for exactly the same price if regardless of the fact that you just sank a ton of money into actually doing up the properties only for me to then strip them down again so hey 800 for 790 worth deal yeah yeah that's a deal so there we have it ladies and gentlemen we suddenly have 1572 money all of the properties on the board and Vincennes oh the AI we just did a deal with started out with 1700 and only has one thousand two hundred sixty-six oh dear oh dear oh dear indeed bug amis sideways of a tea bag how do we keep finding these perfectly balanced games I mean with perfect balance like this you might be needing an entire t-shirt for it oh my goodness insert a fantastic ad break moment for the brand new line of perfectly balanced t-shirts going to store those jokes / spiffing Britt oh my kids they're absolutely fantastic they're majestic and I'm sure they'll bring balance to your life alternatively might accidentally activate noclip mode and you'll suddenly find yourself facing for reality Swift Co has absolutely no liability if the wearers of the perfectly balanced merchandise suddenly start phasing for reality filling their charisma starts absolutely increased getting stupendous amounts of intelligence or all of the above you have been warned so ladies and gentlemen I'm just going to go do some trading with the AI and I'll be back in a couple of moments once I've got them down to absolutely almost no money ladies and read with something fun I did discover though is that we just sold this green AI here all of our properties totaling 719 value of course all of them are mortgaged the green AI then buys them off of us mortgages all of them and then finds themselves in a situation where they only have frigid 91 spiff monopoly coins now of course we've hardly any money left the AI decides okay I need money and I need money quickly so we go hey don't worry what if we blow this properties off of you now that you've ER completely remortgaged them and I'll offer you 770 how does that sound mr. AI oh that sounds good okay right I mean we sold them to you for 790 like I gave you those properties and you gave me 800 back and then I buy them off of you like two minutes later and I can buy them off for you for seven hundred and seventy yeah the math just doesn't really check out on that one game um remember this is meant to be very hard to hide ladies and gentlemen very hard I'm sensing the difficulty right here ladies oh my goodness it's so difficult it's turn one and we already have four is 250 buddy oh no oh no oh no oh no what have you done you know ladies and gentlement very one-time only offer I'm going to actually dive down into the comment section of video and answer every single comment that's right ladies and gentlemen I know I do absolutely crazy things when it comes to asking for like target so I feel this one's probably suitably crazy is I do absolutely love responding to each and every one of you fantastic members of the community and I feel no better way than to challenge my have to answer every single question I see down there so I'm going to say for an absolutely ridiculous and genuinely wild thirty thousand likes which I don't actually expect any of you to hit then I would go down into the comments section and answer every single question that's right every single comment that's there I will leave antastic reply to it and my goodness hopefully YouTube won't take that as a side to just destroy this video but hey it should be good nonetheless anyway back to the fantastic exploitation of the AI so ladies and gentlemen find ourselves an interesting situation we're on turn one of his standard game of Monopoly where we have a spare 4000 lying around this is well over double the normal starting limit and as you can guess things have gone slightly awry however things get even weirder because for some reason whilst the AI are willing to buy properties that be mortgaged at full price the AI is willing to sell properties that have been mortgaged at half price as the AI has absolutely no money left we're going to buy leicester square off of them for half price I remember the mortgage of this property is a hundred and thirty so let's try buying this property for 100 and you know let's be generous 140 how is that AI 260 round property for 140 right yeah yeah you know what I'm just gonna keep that mortgage there so I can just give that to an AI to pay off so I turned a huge profit off of that because I sold that property to the AI for over full price anyway back to the trading screen we go back over to Vincennes over here and remember how he sold that to us at half price well this is a full price property right here so we're going to buy Houston Road angel of Islington Marlborough Street and the fantastic electrical company wants five hundred thirty you know what I'm being generous I'm going to give you just a little bit less even though you have remortgaged half of them for me fantastic AI I'm going to give you five hundred and twenty for all of your troubles you go ai let's have a fantastic deal there and of course you're going to accept and so once again we simply go around our properties and do a fantastic remortgaging lovely stuff the skin just makes absolutely no sense the trading mechanic is just completely broken this is a common issue with many games the fact that actually getting a workable economy to happen in the game can take a ridiculous amount of play testing and stress testing in the case of this game the owners of monopoly quite simply wanted yet another Monopoly game and so decided to put no money into actually testing the AI or the values of the properties in fact I feel like they did half of the coding for this game and then decided it's probably fine and here we go we watch Mitchell da I have absolutely not enough money to remortgage any of the properties and so he must keep paying money to keep the mortgage on his own properties which puts us in a fun situation where we're able to buy the properties back off of him for hardly any money sets by Euston Road the angel of Islington Marlborough Street Leicester Square and the electric company valued at 790 for only I'm gonna say let's try 300 how is this this is one of the worst deals in the entire history of Monopoly AI thank goodness you actually rejected that I was gonna be very confused if you did accept it but actually I think we have something here to work with so 790 what is half of 790 well it's just under 400 so I'm going to offer 400 as BCP as I'm receiving mortgage properties these properties are at half value so I'm going to offer 400 can I please have all of these properties for Half Price Wow the AI refuses again okay very well yes I have to actually pay a little bit more than just exactly half price there we go fantastic deal accepted of course we're going to keep the mortgage on all of our properties because it costs us hardly anything in the grand scheme of things lovely stuff on one of our properties needs to be mortgage there we go fantastic now ladies and gentlemen as much I would love to sit down and repeat this process constantly for the next two hours something tells me this wouldn't really make for good content I'm sure at this point you can see why the AI in this game is completely allegedly broken I don't know how but for some reason during the testing process they just didn't check to see how the AI actually values properties now a normal person would say checking to see how the AI actually trades one of the main mechanics of Monopoly might be rather important but of course no instead the fantastic people in the boardroom who designed this game decided if they could get through the game without finding any issues that it would be completely and utterly fine and so ladies and gentlemen here you have it a fantastic game of Monopoly which is perfectly balanced as all things should be now trust me there's absolutely no exploits to be had here so ladies and gentlemen do believe this 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Length: 26min 39sec (1599 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 08 2019