CAN YOU BEAT SKYRIM WITH A NUKE - How To Become A Nuclear Bomb In Skyrim???

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quite simply we're just going to chug our majestic potion here and do a little bit of this and we're bam everyone's dead including the giga boss that spawns in after you kill malcron easy peasy lemon squeezy hello there ladies and gentlemen my goodness he's back look at him it's the majestic riyana kiev's the most powerful video game character in the universe that's right all of your video game characters are pathetic in comparison to this being he has the ability to just simply flick a finger in the direction of the strongest enemies in the game and watch as they melt away into oblivion there is nothing this boy hasn't done and my goodness is he unstoppable but today we're going to make him even more powerful that's right today rihanna keeves is going to be gaining one ultimate power the ability to kill anyone and anything from anywhere in the map that's right effectively we're going to be turning this man's body into a nuclear bomb even though he is already de bomb oh just look at him those rippling biceps that beautiful nose and oh those scrumptious lips brianna keith truly is breathtaking quite literally as well as he does have the ability to suck oxygen out of your lungs but today things are going to be getting hot and spicy as we're going to be exploiting one of the most broken and overpowered spells in all of skyrim which was completely and utterly messed up by an intern consequently allowing it to go from being a powerful spell with a decent range to being a spell that can destroy everything in one hit and also have a range that has no limit that's right it's the ultimate spell of death and we're going to take it for a spin now of course we're a very powerful boy pretty much unstoppable but if we do want to actually murder someone at the moment we have to throw an arrow at them which actually requires aiming or we have to stab them with a knife that has the same heat yield as the sun but that's all fun and games however you still actually have to see your enemy get close to your enemy and so today we're going to be bypassing all of that so without further ado ladies and gentlemen make sure you sat back relaxed you have a nice warm cup of yorkshire tea in hand and if you're feeling especially fantastic you can like the video right now it's time for us to go on our glorious adventure now in order to gain this incredible power we need to go on an adventure an adventure to dawn star my personal favorite location in skyrim not because it's nice or has any friendly locals but simply because it contains of course the overpowered loot chest of infinite wealth and items which all good skyrim players must exploit on that journey towards incredible power i mean it's so easy fun and beautiful all you do is just wander to a mind and go yoink it's magical oh and look there's even some overpowered items in here including a powerful potion of paralysis where targets are paralyzed for 10 seconds now that's pretty good but it's not quite as good as this one here which actually paralyzes targets for 92 000 seconds ah now that's true power anyway we just want to run past dawnstar and head off in this direction whereby we're going to find a very very special item and there we go i think we've arrived as you can see right on over here there's a whole bunch of flames this is from one of the mages of winterhold getting a little bit too excited when practicing a fire spell this here is yisra she's kind of set herself on fire and died this is because she was messing about with this spell tome here the spell tome of the flame cloak but what does it do well it teaches you the magical spell of flame cloak as well which is you know pretty decent for 60 seconds opponents in melee range take 8 points of fire damage per second targets already on fire take even more damage it's pretty fun and very jazzy and if we want to activate it we want to dual wield it like this charge it up and then release and now every single enemy in melee range to us when they try and attack us is going to start taking damage so we're going to head on over to this lovely seal over here and try it out hello there walrusy boy come on aggro on me aggro yep and there we go now as you can see he's starting to set on fire this is very effective anyone who walks into range will suddenly start melting away ah yes you don't like it my friends do you look this spells good but it doesn't exactly have much range and most importantly it has one glaring issue it doesn't do much damage so naturally if you were to pick up this spell as a player in game you're gonna think okay this spell kinda sucks it's not exactly very useful why on earth would anyone want it well it turns out ladies and gentlemen it's the most overpowered spell in the game as now that we've learned this ability we're just going to very simply travel on down to dragon's reach and we're going to have a little bit of fun now currently the flynn cloak spell is really useless in fact it's more useless than this banana holder which for some reason is one of the top selling items in the uk i mean who needs a case for their bananas but still the flame cloak is useless but it can have a purpose it just needs to become more powerful and so that's why we've wandered down here to arcadius cauldron in whiterun where we can buy a large quantity of magical ingredients what ingredients do we need well the ingredients that make up a destruction potion most notably ash creep cluster beehive husk ectoplasm glow dust glowing mushrooms shade or wisp of wrappings we just need to get a large quantity of them ah here we go here's a bit of ectoplasm that's perfect as well as a bit of glow dust and also a lovely bit of nightshade splendid and so we're going to be able to make i think about three potions of destruction now of course remember before doing any potion making it's absolutely necessary that you put on your potion making apparel like these leather braces here that mean creative potions are 7 000 times more powerful if you don't happen to own a piece of armor which increases your potion making abilities by forty thousand percent firstly what on earth are you doing and secondly please watch the entire backlog of my videos as i explain the fordify restoration loop allowing you to create the most overpowered items in the game i mean come on guys at this point it's pretty much second nature you just craft a potion that makes potion making more powerful and then you craft another potion that makes potion making more powerful after your potions are now more powerful rinse repeat and oh my goodness you've become a god it really is as easy as that alright so it's into the potion making area we go so we're bam here we go lever braces meaning our potions are now more powerful this necklace means the potions are also another five thousand percent more powerful and this silver ring meaning we have another five thousand percent boost to our potion making all right perfect stuff i think we're now ready to actually make ourselves a potion of destruction so naturally you go into the alchemy lamp grab your ingredients grab yourself some ectoplasm and then find yourself some nightshade combine the two and you're going to create a potion of destruction so we're bam we craft it and oh look at this we've created ourselves a lovely potion so what does this potion do exactly well unlike this regular draft of destruction which means the destruction spells are 30 stronger for 60 seconds our portion of fortified destruction here means the destruction spells are 10 000 stronger for 60 seconds causing also an additional 3 900 points of poison damage i imagine that's the nightshade element being added in there which is very fun although they don't technically do 10 percent more damage there's a little bit of a caveat destruction spells are ten thousand percent stronger for sixty seconds but how do you calculate strength well for most destruction spells like for example this fire bolt here it's very simple it just does slightly more damage about ten thousand percent more damage which isn't exactly the greatest thing in the universe i mean it's nice but the issue is you've gotta fire it off it's gotta actually hit its target and do damage and adds too much fast instead here at spifco we like to make the art of killing as easy as possible consequently that's why the majestic thing about making destruction spells stronger means that for spells that actually do aoe damage their range increases take the flame cloak here for example for 60 seconds opponents in melee range take 8 points of damage but what is melee range is it how long you can extend your arm and hit an opponent or is it whatever the heck we want it to be because congratulations ladies and gentlemen it's the latter so this is where the magic occurs ladies and gentlemen as we break skyrim once more ladies and gentlemen guess what i've spoken to rihanna keeps and he's got a fantastic offer for you the first 10 000 people who like this video will be visited tonight by the beautiful handsome and radiant riyadh keeves that's right he'll stand at the edge of your bed look at you and emit such a blaring beam of light that it will evaporate your retinas but trust me it'll be worth it just to see that beautiful riyanukivs what an offer who couldn't agree how could you possibly not like this video now anyway onwards with breaking skyrim now what i've done is i've traveled to mawfil because there's someone's lair over there what we're going to do is quite simply step into the lair and demonstrate an enlightened way of playing skyrim because sure you could go about your day and actually you know fight people and do quests and engage in epic boss battles or alternatively you could evaporate bone marrow off of people's skeletons at a 1000 meter range and that's exactly what we're going to do as it's time for us to enter into mortals lair oh yes as you can tell very evil place very angry people in here will try and murder us but that's only if they can get to us so if we just sneak our way in we're gonna see what kind of situation we've got going on in here look at that there's a whole bunch of spiders down there whole bunch of angry spidey boys but guess what we don't need to fight them no no no no you see all you need to do in order to win every combat in the game is just to stand at the entrance of whatever zone you're heading into chug yourself this incredible portion of fortified destruction and now it is time for us to do something very important cast a destruction spell so we go into here activate our flame cloak equip it and remember this is going to do ten thousand percent more damage however ten thousand percent more damage also means ten thousand percent more range now you will have noticed at the top of the screen a tiny red health bar appeared and then immediately was destroyed this is because everything in this entire dungeon has just died these frostbite spiders all dead instantaneously in fact we can go even deeper into the dungeon and as you can see this witch i think standing right here or they abandoned no vampire for all instantaneously dead thank you very much friend we didn't even come into contact with them but simply we detonated a nuclear bomb of fire at the start of the dungeon let's go even further into here we got some kind of boss in here oh yeah there's a whole bunch of dead bodies down here a vampire frog i'll take your baked potatoes and gold thank you who's this volker master vampire well he's not exactly a master vampire because he died instantly and well yep everyone in the dungeon is dead i can just take their gold now this ladies and gentlemen this is true power no matter the opponents being thrown our way by the game it is physically impossible for us to lose this vampire frall here is dead where is this vampire ladies and gentlemen well if we look at the map the entrance is here and we evaporated them over here this is range this is true range a bow and arrow you can only shoot what you can see but the flame cloak spell with a potion of destruction maxed out to oblivion has the ability to do anything effectively we stood in the starting corridor of this cave detonated napalm that just flooded all of the corridors of the maze simultaneously murdering anything that has the potential to be hostile this spell is amazing it blows everything else out of the window well there we have it we murdered everyone in this maze immediately we've looted its entirety in just a matter of a few seconds and encountered absolutely no opposition did you enjoy riyanuki's visit today oh yes i did it was very nice thank you for coming by okay now you just go to sleep little vampire there you go there you go very nice very good lovely stuff and we'll just be on our way well that's an entire dungeon cleared in seconds right now i've just gone into dragon's reach and crafted myself some superior potions that's right i've actually got some more destruction potions and my destruction skill isn't even that good we can technically make this even more powerful by getting augmented flames too meaning we'd do an additional 50 damage but what's the point of doing 50 additional damage when you know you have these seven potions of fortified destruction which now make destruction spells twelve thousand percent stronger and also makes me seven thousand percent more resistant to shock damage basically meaning rihanna keeps can now get hit by 14 000 lightning bolts simultaneously and he will still walk away so what am i gonna do with this incredible power well naturally i think it's probably time that i just murder a large amount of white run so i'll activate my flame cloak which after choking that potion should now be more powerful then i'll just punch this white run guard aggroing him and then immediately killing him and all of the other guards in the city you'll notice that the last witness was killed and the bounty has been removed this is because well all of the white run guards have instantaneously died so have you you have also died so have you you have also died what about you you're now dead and so are you as soon as they aggro they instantaneously die now that's true power look at this dead white run guard he died because i punched someone up on those stairs instantaneously aggroing him and making him dead fun fact if the game also chooses to spawn more guards in they instantaneously die too oh no look at all of this what a shame there's a dead body bella for punch and punch to you and our glorious success everyone is dead except armin of course because now the potion's finished he's decided to run away here yes you go our men you go alright ladies and gentlemen i've worked out exactly what we should use our newfound power 4 completely decimating one of these slightly more difficult quests in this game welcome to the statue of merida here it's a very fun little statue and there's a very fun little quest involving it basically we need to go through this temple and clear it of many many high-level enemies as a few fun boss fights as well but naturally we're going to cheese the entire thing by just simply entering the temple and defeating everything ah look we've made it now all of these poor corpses of the people who tried to come before us and let's just wander through here i wonder if we're going to find anyone to fight maybe it's a happy peaceful place maybe there is no combat yes yes i'm sure that's the case oh but that does look like enemies okay right now we could of course fight them but instead we're just going to um charge up our destruction spell here activate it and they are going to start taking damage but you know not enough so we're going to chug a potion of destruction bam and now they die instantaneously after i cast that lovely stuff best thing is technically everything in this level is now dead right now we must go into the final zone i think the actual catacombs of this maze oh and here we go look at this it's the legendary mage malcheron an evil boy who's apparently going to be a bit of a pain to fight yes yes yes he says quite simply we're just going to chug our majestic potion here and do a little bit of this and we're bam everyone's dead including the giga boss that spawns in after you kill malcron easy peasy lemon squeezy alright well let's retrieve this thing dawnbreaker is now in my possession yes very majestic oh look we're hovering above the world on fire beautiful lovely stuff oh and fantastic we've been offered dawnbreaker by marina here well that was fun oh dear we're falling to our death thank you marina for trying to murder me that was very nice of you we've done a fantastic thing ladies and gentlemen we murdered an evil endgame boss by just simply standing and evaporating him using a thermonuclear blast and what did it give us it gave us dawn breaker this is terrible burns for 12 points of damage damage 16 what is this rubbish what why would anyone want this oh my goodness what a pathetic weapon there you go off the cliff with you what a load of waste that's the that's the most useless weapon in the game why on earth would you need that why do that much damage when you can just evaporate everything in skyrim but the question is how far is the range on this attack well ladies and gentlemen like i say there is technically no limit to the range now range is meaningless if something has the potential to be hostile to me in the entirety of the world of skyrim we can kill it so what we're going to do is set fire to this horse consequently aggravating the entirety of the stormcloak faction while simultaneously defeating every single bandit bear or hostile creature that skyrim has to offer effectively detonating a nuclear bomb in skyrim blasting anyone who would dare oppose the legendary the beautiful the majestic the fabulous and attractive rihanna kievs ladies and gentlemen let us achieve ultimate power the horse is now on fire and they are angry it is time to activate the potion of destruction and release ah glorious everything is dead only the butterflies remain true quiet peaceful quiet there we have it ladies and gentlemen we've achieved true peace true tranquility and perfect relaxation all it took was detonating a nuclear bomb that would set fire to the entirety of skyrim ah yes brianna kiev's has once again achieved true unstoppable power and there you have it ladies and gentlemen if you enjoyed today's video make sure to give it a like and make sure to go down into the comment section and pledge your undying allegiance and love to rihanna keeves failure to do so will flag you as a hostile npc consequently meaning your bone marrow will be evaporated off of your skeleton you have five seconds to comply so get typing a comment anyway as always thank you very much for watching ladies and gentlemen if you enjoyed today's video feel free to give it a like and heck why not consider subscribing as i'm sure you'd love to see even more of our legendary adventures as we break video games and create the most overpowered characters possible by doing some very very crazy things as always ladies and gentlemen a massive thank you to each and every one of my amazing patrons whose names are on screen now look at these majestic sausages thank you very much for supporting the channel you fantastic peoples and hey if you sat there wondering what video you'd like to watch next look no further than this one on screen now hand chosen by myself to be absolutely perfect for you anyway i'll see each and every one of you in the next one have a lovely day and goodbye for now
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Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)
Published: Sun Aug 22 2021
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