Miitopia: The Full Adventure

keep in mind that i made my me when i had hair objectives i'm a stubborn type of person confirmed hold up this menu screen is a bop [Music] this is the world of metopia it is a world where every me can live in peace and harmony it's got like it's a small world vibes going on uh oh the darkness came without warning why does mitopia have such like a dark story a great and terrible shadow threatening all of metopia [Music] an unspeakably evil fiend started stealing everyone's faces and little did we know a simple traveler would become the hero of this oh story gen 9 pokemon be like i'm uh oh add me characters i should have did this earlier let's try and make donkey kong there you go donkey kong this is going to take way more thought than i originally thought it was going to oh wait popular hang on oh hang on i'm just gonna do this this is way better god that is the most terrifying elmo i've ever seen in my life i kind of want nigel thornberry to be my carefree guide because he's like a guide in the wild thornberry so we're gonna go with nigel oh smashing that was my best impression shut up okay who's our cheery granny ganondorf this is canon now who's the sassy child we gotta get diddy kong in here we have donkey kong we need diddy kong and diddy kong is a pretty sassy child all right now who is diddy kong's mother clearly diddy kong's mother is death yep that's it this fanfic just writes itself lovey-dovey why did i miss this game on the 3ds dr eggman is definitely one of them who is dr eggman's lover we're going to some pretty dark dark places on the internet because you know this already exists somewhere look at this lovey dovey couple they're so in love sarcastic guy we should just leave him as his just leave one random me in there all right who's the mayor of this entire city mayor magic crap look at his face come on it's gotta be mayor mccheese lord of mcdonald's town this is it this is the cast of mitopia and so our adventure begins strolling through metopia oh there's the guide nigel thornberry here's the cheery granny ganon more like granny dorf diddy kong doing diddy kong things uh here we have his mother death just strolling through and here's oh here's the happy new he went t you're so cute okay we're gonna get that oh god we have to get out of here oh we please please oh here's rudy we just we haven't done a single thing with rudy oh mayor big cheese you have a quest for me welcome adventurer he's a very sultry voice i'm the mayor of this town you can call me mayor mccheese what is it mommy oh goodness oh the dark lord a wicked presence who rules monsters from the shadows okay who is the villain yup that's it this is game of the year i don't care what else comes out this year i am the dark lord age some squid i've come to wreak havoc and terror on this miserable little world and i'm starting with you people of green horn his face is like i must go my people need me you know what that one's probably for the better look at oh my god look at sonic's terrifying face that's even worse goodbye handsome squidward diddy kong my poor baby don't panic okay i'll help him i got him i'll get his face back please take this that will do me no good oh he's back someone trying to be the big hero give me diddy kong's face back i can't hurt him that's diddy kong the amulet the family heirloom is glowing and a voice comes from inside subscribe to octopus so we can hit 500k this year what am i i'm totally a mage yeah i'm a mage oh i take out my wizard hat and robe yeah if that isn't drip i don't know what is imagine he just runs up and he smacks him with the stick get oh he really did just run up and smack him i don't have any spells hey give my friend's face back you did it diddy kong's face you're free now yep you gotta get it you gotta catch it yippee i'm back i'm just gonna give him the same voice that he has in the donkey kong country cartoon congo bunga which by the way is a gem and at some point in time i'm going to have to make a video on the show how many likes 10 000. they kind of look alike because their jaws like on their face oh we can just make it all right roving photographer it seems like kind of a luigi role we're gonna give it to luigi the quiz master we're gonna give it to toad that's that's so fitting i can't find anything outfit better than that this guy is literally just a male head he's an envelope we got to fit danny tavito in here somehow as a prodigious postman the roaming gourmet you know what guy fieri is totally a roaming gourmet that makes sense and maria hey mario he's been through a lot this year so we got to give him a little bit of justice i wonder if there's any monsters here with my friends faces oh it's this thing again i kind of feel bad beating up a butterfly but it's an evil butterfly so i don't feel as bad anymore it's like eating a chicken sandwich but the chicken you know it's kind of an [ __ ] give me them eyes i leveled up what did i learn did i learn any spells fire like that one kid that was in uh my chemistry class heat new fire he also got expelled for knowing fire looks like our hero's in trouble it's two butterflies what could be worse than one butterfly oh i know two giant paint bubbles oh looks like you know what in my headcanon it's like kingdom hearts it's mickey mouse talking to me the whole time don't worry help is on the way put your swords together if you want to clap how do we get this donkey kong game i'm dk the cool warrior sounds like an aol screen name let me help you thank you donkey kong you've always helped me so many times that's why i have you tattooed on my body yo you're about to get bodied you know why because i got fire now [Music] damn i'm sure ow hit me in the nuts okay so you have to save the world huh i guess i'll join got nothing to do oh it's an hp banana you want of course he wants half do you know this man goblins you got to beat dobby's ass yeah we are i think we won you know because there's a mangled body over there goblin ham no thank you it's kind of dark that we just killed that humanoid monster and then we carved it up for food are we not going to address that all right time to pick a room oh no of course it does okay uh i'm trying to stay monetized here no expan dong today this all looks disgusting slime jelly goblin ham butterfly honey here comes the airplane oh good he found delicious because i ain't eating that i feel like the butterfly honey is probably the least gross oh i i love the hell out of that more please let's give it to donkey kong okay found it delicious very tough critic look at their mouths looks like dk wants hp bananas this video writes itself i don't even need to do anything wow it sure is a beautiful day donkey kong we fighting now two goblins we're gonna be eating good at least donkey kong will be eating good burn you filthy beast burn that's salt before that salt on me [Music] the tears of people who don't like that i dislike a hat in time first cool quirk all right so this is now my hero academia banana slamma is nigel's face around here somewhere look at it look at his face to be stuck to a monster right butterfly nigel i'm sorry nigel we gotta get that face back this is gold for stubborn quirk patience listen i waited two years for geno to get deconfirmed i got patience all right let's heal up that looks like p died nigel wait you're not the real nigel i got a letter we just got a letter wonder oh it's from death thanks for the help with diddy kong here's a little something to show our gratitude from death you got one outing ticket it happens to be on a very rickety bridge [Music] you drink soup of goblin dk really likes goblin fletch guy can't get enough of it uh oh i can buy a nice broomstick oh i'm literally one gold short and just like that nigel's face returned to his body oh is my face back on oh that sounded more like a skeletor can i just commission little z to do all of nigel's voice lines no would you say you're a nintendo fan a what now how can you not know i've heard these little figures are they really gonna pitch amiibo to me if you haven't would you show it to me all right if i show you mine you gotta show me yours why don't you take this [Music] i love it mom can i have donkey kong we have donkey kong at home here's donkey kong at home that's just creepy just wearing his own skin well i feel like this wouldn't be funny if we took the easy path we take the hard path not for content but so we can sleep at night oh that's that's a lot of goblins donkey kong's mouth is watering i have a specific disdain for goblin b apparently so look at that look at the anger look at my angry face yeah do something you say you can't stop us don't you know who we are don't you know what we're all about look how cool he is i just get backhanded what's this a treasure chest why did i leave it there's treasure inside unless it's a mimic in which case i'm gonna lose a limb who could that be i don't know why i care who's at the door this is literally a hotel we're due for a new crap of the rapper game another series that is going to one day find its way onto my channel because i love parappa the rapper even though i'm very bad at rhythm games why are we cleaning a hotel isn't there a maid staff he's not even helping me you're pretty good at cleaning and we grew closer because of it well look who it is handsome squidward what are you doing here prepare to taste defeat and it kind of tastes like goblin steak let's dance had enough of that in belle in wonder world thank you oh yeah that's okay you know what you're right you're right i'm gonna i'm gonna head off now hold it right there yo who was that and that sage is the 19 fortnight card garfield smells like lasagna in here do you have any lasagna i hate mondays you won't be getting your way much longer normal [Music] oh my god garfield is literally a god lasagna breathing fourth form yeah he ran off scared thank you garfield you saved me choosing me to play the castle guard each cast oh god this is gonna be great homer the pringles man a magikarp and peter griffin man what a crew no one's getting in this castle now listen i don't know who you guys think you are and i'm sorry what cumulus this cloud is about to go up in flames oh brother all right we're gonna go to guy fieri's castle but it looks like homer simpson is in the way serious soldier homer sorry but i can't let unauthorized personnel into the castle this is the most work he's done in 25 seasons or is it 30. how many seasons of the simpsons are there strange grove finally a change of scenery uh what is that thing smile shroom of course it is someone was horny on maine isn't me acting strangely it can take some time to get back to normal chuck you you've had too much we're cutting you off i don't need to do anything my squad will take care of it for me nobody backhands parappa and gets away with it i love how we're team dk what are these mushrooms what is this a girl's dms damn dk is strong i feel like i'm not even the main character here i kind of feel like dk is the main character he's saying all the cool main character animated protagonist lines hm i'm starving me too i'm not what are you eating dog starts chewing faster we try to take it out of their mouth who is it pope sans the second i feel like this is the next logical step for uh the catholic church you're not gonna lie that food do look pretty good right now all right does anyone want to say grace sans they're all looking at them so is this the last supper more importantly are there any artists out there that i can commission to do a less supper picture with all of my mitopia characters oh okay you know what we don't need this one we don't need this one oh jesus christ well they do say to kill it with fire here we go jump slash cloud up b yo that is a strong mouse all right brace for impact get i dare you please die that is my actual sleep paralysis demon can we just take a second to acknowledge scary sonic's dead body first laid back quirk yep that's a typical sans fashion put it back maybe sort of likes dk's thinking about swiping right on me what is going on in this room yep something weird here this is so cursed so we only have one place left to go into this random cave the river deep cavern it's actually kind of beautiful and peaceful i mean i'm probably going to get impaled by a monster here but at least it's aesthetically pleasing what horrors await us here where are you banshees we went from mushrooms to banshees gonna fight some ghosts we gotta get him something better than a stick nah literally the uno skip card i like how that's the accomplishment stopped crying banshees i banned thee yo name a more recognizable squad i dare you scare them uh oops he's dead i have lightning now and where there's clouds there's light i don't know if that's true so you know science oh that's strong first laid back quirk depression no one has died yet and i'm pretty grateful for that i don't know if it's because you know this is a nintendo game and uh it's like kind of easy or if i'm just genuinely that good at video games or maybe my team is just too powerful oh okay never mind dear talk to us it is i the mayor i'm cold bro my hands are shaking i'm also made of meat all right here we go easy you always go rock oh he literally went paper you know that's fine because he's not going to go paper again and we got him let's get everyone some weapons speak softly and carry a large squeaky hammer i'm too strong now i don't stand a chance these banshees watch this 10 seconds later i died you forget how strong the uh the banshees actually are so dk do you have a war cry that you use in battle of course you tell you better say banana slammer we get to pick banana slime that's very you agreed oh you look like the the little aliens that go on your head and from futurama you know what i'm talking about right everyone knows what i'm talking about please say you know what i'm don't make me feel old i would like to go ahead and say that this is the definitive playthrough of metopia you really don't need to look elsewhere because you're gonna get that good content right here wait are we sneaking into the castle we're just gonna take the back entrance wait is that ganondorf's face it's gonna be on a mini dark lord it looks like elvis but also kind of like beast from the x-men out oh you do 12 damage no you don't need to go again yeah you dodge it dk too slow your mind me is incredibly sassy and i have no idea why he's untouchable he look how he's broken finally donkey kong is top tier in something he's had to make him a sword character sakurai okay try it oh oh no donkey kong i will avenge you you don't need to go again oh god eat the banana stay alive potassium cheese i'm just getting impaled am i fighting asgore again sans finally won with his ultimate attack ganon's face is finally free all right this is it the final face and ironically it's rudy's the one me that we didn't change what is this rock rudy that's a golem dk's way too cool way too strong too what's in those bananas are they genetically modified a lot of gmo donkey kong literally said get down mr president all right let's end this let's get that last face back we eating good he said it he said the thing wait it's called chalk rock hold up it's really cold chalk rock this game was made for me hey hi hello it's me it's me diddy kong remember me can we just acknowledge this one more time what if rudy was the main character all along let the town get back to normal the weather's okay the sun came out would you like to go after the dark lord well then make sure you go pre-order the game in the nintendo eshop that's how this should end do you want to go fight the dark lord yes and it just puts you right in the nintendo eshop [Music] oh no that horse is in trouble wait i can change the horse i like my horses shapely and with mohawks okay we're gonna make it look like a rapidash as much as i possibly can there it is there's our rapidash i'm very proud of this look this is art this is why they pay me the big bucks he's gonna follow us i don't even have a pokeball i love i love the horse running in you've got a name now you can only say rapidash that's it you hear me you can't say anything else listen homer you son of a [ __ ] you gotta let me in now i got this scroll from mayor mccheese good for one flurry when the machine's working you are approaching greenhorn castle ah i see you paid 49.99 plus tax it looks like i must let you go ah you made a mario reference you know because the princess is all lever or game tickets we have plenty of game tickets so you know what we're gonna go lever seems like a pretty random placement for a lever well we better pull it i ain't no cap hidden path opens up to treasure time to fight a bunch of moaning myrtles that's what they kind of remind me of we're gonna electrocute this banshee damn i'm powerful i can't cast any spells with all these tears in my eyes sans is like uh-uh i have no feelings i bottle everything up inside parappa gains a level but can parappa gain a new entry to the parap of the rapper series look at the eyeballs lightning squeaky hammer horse is really just doing nothing horses just along for the ride we made it the horse is like me too all right well definitely i like the chalk rock without a doubt what we'll feed dk his favorite after school snack a goblin ham sandwich you know you just come home after school you open the fridge you get yourself a nice capri sun and a goblin ham lunchables look at donkey kong's face we've got a lot of time in our hands today i know time for a new look huh oh i'm a waifu now i'm cosplaying no wait do i really have to wear that i think i'm gonna leave it listen the heart wants what the heart wants who am i to deny it let's go fishing wow you're able to identify fish that quickly he didn't even look at it i have terrible mario party luck so i would assume that uh it'll likely carry over here yep ice cream mic ice cream mic ice cream mic i'm sorry i seem to have developed a very horrible gambling addiction in metopia's arcade and it's specific to that oh no i'm about to bet the deed to my house come on ice cream go i got it i got it who do i want to give the ice cream mic too i gotta give it to our boy parappa look at this absolute dream team we're like the modern day spice girls don't worry guy fieri i'm coming doesn't he own that restaurant chicken guy or something i've always wanted to go there i know there's one in orlando next time i'm in that area i got to make sure i check out chicken guy this video is not sponsored by chicken guy but guy fieri you want to talk business [Music] the face is floating away oh god what the face is floating away after you defeat one of the monsters just it doesn't get old i think we won i look unenthused aha apple jellies you know it's funny i can kind of like imagine what an apple jelly would taste like it's like a green sour apple candy like a jolly rancher sour apple is a jolly rancher flavor right i don't know cherry best jolly rancher or what is the best jolly rancher flavor let me know and also let me know why it's cherry do i cast a spell on the one sad lone apple jelly i should just let him go right nope ah guy fieri just enjoying cake at a random table in the middle of a castle i think i picked the right character for guy fieri he is the roaming gourmet in real life i must share this bliss with you whoa whoa whoa that's a lot of cheesecake you can never have too much cheesecake especially if it's got that nice like raspberry jam or jelly on top or strawberry well we know what to do with cheesecake we just eat it immediately as soon as we get it because it's best fresh of course i did because if i didn't i probably would have punched through the wall we only have two slices left so who do i love the most all right sans you get to enjoy this delicious piece of cheesecake uh parappa sorry you can have this glass of disgusting salty tears instead no grub that's going to be the name of my debut rap album oh first castle oh who's going to be our king and our princess i know who it's going to be we have to have some kind of weird love triangle going on here but there has to be some kind of justice i was done wrong i need you to understand that i can't let it end like this so king gino king of green horn this is a really good geno too this entire i'll leave this uh this code in the video description but there's some really amazing me's by this person i kind of like princess king dedede because it doesn't make sense all right now who is fighting for king dedede's love you have a prince of next door oh i get it like next it's a play on words and the princess's fiancee arrogant but loves his mama okay we have tingle the arrogant fiance and fighting for the love of king dedede a literal ditto yep nothing weird about this at all i have an appointment with his highness oh no gino is fat i didn't know i am feeling oh just a wave of regret washing over me this is definitely a corrupt a wish so after failing to get into smash gino ate himself through his depression he's so big oh and his face is gone he burped his face off oh no the king's face has been stolen i it wouldn't hurt if i stole that food from him too oh it just makes sense that his face went to the wayward woods the content writes itself people all right little upset that we don't have luscious anime hair anymore so i'm going to give myself some that looks pretty anime let's go with this one oh it's got to be light blue right i kind of look like trunks what is that mole he's freaky looking but fear me i have the power of god and anime on my side and lightning why is that mole in like 4k hd he found a potion bottle i feel like always doing the thing is funnier than not doing the thing drink it anyway come on bottoms up don't be a coward oh okay oh so we have mole b and guacamole we're gonna whack a mole please subscribe they're gonna do the fusion dance what would that look like you shun ha a letter maybe put it in the paper shredder dear octopus my honey is so kind and handsome to boot here's to hoping you find your bliss too [Music] oh we can get the pink ribbon sword here that's actually a pretty good chance to get the pink ribbon sword see normally i would just only equip stats but that's too good not to use the disney princess sword want to visit the sea you ever just ask your friends if they want to go to the beach like hey do you would you like to visit the sea it sounds like somebody's about to get cement shoes what's your favorite beach snack ice cream did we just become best friends do you want to go do karate in the garage the arid frontier not a single glass of water in sight [Music] a nose rock boom got your nose uh the floor kind of does look like pizza i wouldn't mind visiting pizza town usa speaking of pizza town usa i saw an article somewhere in ohio they brought back a pizza hut classic and i'm about that bring back the dine in pizza huts these nostalgia cells and i'm sick of growing old i think this new luscious anime hair has given me more power five minutes later i feel like the new fabulous anime hairs made me stronger oh until i died finally get poop on them no it's fine no one help me we're just getting bodied by a couple of moles right now step on them your horse me and dk we look really out of it that's the equivalent of a battle hangover so wait you are lightning i'm wondering if my lightning will not have an effect but there's only one way to find out now it's still that doesn't make sense they're dark clouds you guys remember those games i haven't played dark cloud in a minute gonna kill them with the only thing they know and love don't you dare don't you dare touch that look [Laughter] it's dixie kong so this entire time i was like yeah i'm done with the forest i'm on my way to go save gino's face and i wasn't i like all these little interactions and cut scenes wow get a lungful of this fresh air i might even go for two lungfuls two lungfuls in this economy aha it's the king's face help the royal face that's how i refer to myself oh he's going to be on a golem gino uh it is a golem still looks better than the genome costume though i don't know if this golem wants breakfast but he got some toast for you we are not let out we are not letting this dude get a breath this golem hits way too hard and only with his right hand you okay my best friend dk you came for me put him down die gollum give me that face back it belongs to the king are we alive are we human or are we dancer golem steak it's just like a steak served on a golem hand ooh i could look like a real wizard perhaps one of the greatest wizard tropes ever is just having a robe with a bunch of stars on it i can change colors let's go with gold because i'm fabulous alright so we returned the face to gino maybe losing his face was the motivation he needed to get up you know start exercising maybe drink some more water every once in a while maybe lay off the meat for a bit accept our royal gratitude thank you i accept royal gratitude is money by the way he's like this this is a good reason to feast you know that dark lord h some squid is certainly no joke we're all in a lot of trouble with that scoundrel around go and warn the princess while we take care of this yeah he's got like a whole bunch of fruit over there yeah it wouldn't kill you to have like a grape every now and then here she is the lovely princess [Music] princess king teddy and who might should we give him the the voice that he has in kirby right back at you and who might you be well that's you get it i don't know it's close enough gonna clobber that there dark lord is ditto okay the true love of my life is oh we're gonna visit all our friends here's nigel ganondorf death what is it death are you okay uh oh adventurer did he come again he's probably just like out doing chimpanzee things i'll find him for you again oh no ditto don't worry i'll save wait oh he's helping diddy kong okay i see gonna kill two birds with one stone right now or save two faces with one sword ditto just transform into the goblin it's literally all you can do wait did ditto just use raging demon i was making the joke oh no he got jumped there's nothing i can do please save the boy we're like so late in the game now they want us to fight goblins like we're gonna get one shot like they don't stand a chance like level eight now pluck those eyes out of that damn head excuse me sir are you all right thank you so much for your help my name is ditto so you're princess dedede's lover princess deity ditto is safe you can sleep tonight [Music] yo we are rolling in cash right now we are flush with cash now now child you must forget about that ditto chap he has no money he's broke we don't marry for love in this family is that clear you're gonna marry tingle and you're gonna like it but father i don't love him prince's fiance should be on his way since you're here will you please see him to the castle he points just his giant piece of meat i should have thought of a better word for that should be waiting at the arid frontier well lucky for you uh we kind of already made it through half of that already see like i totally knew i had to go this way and that's why i'm almost there see it all works out everything works out in the end what how strong is that lollipop dude he just aoe wiped everybody out with the swipe of one lollipop it had to be one of those blow pops those things are heavy uh oh it's him can't be waiting huh ah it's tingle you imbeciles he's just so creepy and i feel like this is the perfect role for him take me to the princess this instant and don't you dare dawdle i actually i wasn't dawdling i was lollygagging what is this a grip oh god it's a monster so he's gonna help us fight right he's gonna he's not gonna stand around he's gonna actually help us not satisfied do it again [Music] uh i think i'm too op i might have grinded just a bit too hard dude he reminds me of dream the villain in mogan train i've been talking about moving train like every other video right now because he got like the eyeballs on his hands and he puts you to sleep oh he's actually going to help looks like it's time for me to step in it's weird because i'm kind of just like picking characters for roles and they're kind of adopting the personality i don't know just sheerly by coincidence or if i'm just really good at casting utopia oh okay that hurt oh finally we have resurrection now i have the sun rod [Music] and just like that he died to an ice cream cone i could really go for some ice cream right now roast griffin most of the monsters that we fight we kind of piece up into food we just carve up their carcasses and it's a little bit disturbing the victory was hard fought but my expert swordsmanship pulled us through [ __ ] you did nothing well where is prince tingle he's tingling all right the only thing that's tingling in my murder senses do we get to do we get to fight him he i managed to sneak in here princess t he oh ditto you always know the right things to say come here and give me oh no he's here it is i your beloved prince tingle that's the thumbnail what's that metal gear solid sound double metal gear solid sound you dog well he could change into a dog if you want him to oh god punch that's the most fighting he's done who are you supposed to be oh nobody special only the princess's fiance princess deity can't marry a dork like you i won't allow it i will fight for her love look me in the eye and say that even though they're kind of closed [Music] very anime that's also a good thumbnail tell me they're gonna 1v1 for her heart right now please stop stopping you too what on earth is oh wait hang on i could roast my meat on this fire who is this knave that's how i'm going to start referring to people i don't like be gone you knave i guess back in the day like you were forced to marry people but the person who truly loved you could just walk up and be like i don't approve of this marriage i won't allow it it wasn't calming fruit would help would you find one for us you have fruit right there give you a little something first it's more money what a battle ditto really let loose huh he got washed he got bodied prince tingle is a bit you know yeah we all know we don't have to say it so we need to get this calming fruit i know a few people in my life who could use a calming fruit a hidden path of course we're gonna go what is this who's this cute little guy a green snurp used to be a toy when i was a kid it was like a bug and then you can squish the bug and you can make like fake guts come out of it like a slime kind of like creepy crawlers but not really you like smashed it down and like guts like shot out of it i don't know it's it exists somewhere so many treasure chests filled with an alien staff the alien staff be like what what are they selling they're selling chocolates what the hell is that mars me trap it's about to be a mars me coffin it's about to be the flower at a funeral home for its own funeral i don't know shut up now i really feel like an anime character i gotta wear it wait did you you ate prep with the wrapper oh god terrifying it's like a demogorgon [Music] just look out there and jumped him we got to be coming up on this coming fruit sometime sansa's like hang on i'm going to pee behind these bushes oh it's just that's it it's that tiny how did we know it could have just been any regular old fruit so now that we have the calming oh god what happened here this has to be the work of the dark lord h some squid wait who are you what is this kind of monsters inc reject are you dipped dk's heart in darkness oh god what that is terrifying please stop dipping hearts in darkness what is it like fondue you put them on a stick and you like you know you hold them under the chocolate mountain no you can't be mad it wasn't his fault i gotta move him me to safety okay so let's let's get you in there you go in timeout now the pringle man he's seen too much all right i'm kicking the door down i'm busting in here um excuse me excuse me not in public naughty him you're about to go to horny jail and horny jail is six feet under ouch ouch stop hurting us come on go down why is naughty imp so strong the power of horny is too much jeez no donkey kong we will avenge you i'll use my ultimate attack explosion yeah revive him please not affected at all he's like i don't have a heart i am numb i have no feelings all right don't worry everyone i'm here to save you i've got the calming fruit so do we just like you know cut it up into like appy slices or oh king dedede's face is gone or princess king dedede should i say dr professor patrick to you this this has to be the work of only one person who's been stealing faces all over the place dark lord ate some squid stole away my beloveds beautiful face i am just two dots and a line so i'm okay so i'm heading towards nightmare tower i'm so scared and cold please tell the woman at the pokemon daycare that i love her but first i gotta pursue the the fall fiends i'll save the princess we're up to the first dungeon new dungeon new hairstyle we need some kind of like main character anime hair because right now we just kind of have a side character anime hairstyle say hello to chalk strife the nightmare tower this place gives me the creeps and i'm a skeleton i figure if i'm gonna be dungeon crawling i might as well have some kind of dungeon crawling hairdo i'm vicariously living through metopia because i can't have luscious hair like this anymore yeah smack them why do they do more damage from the horse is it because they have the high ground that is a lot of jellies for a second i forgot what sans was holding as a weapon and it looked like a jawbreaker from eddie and eddie these apple jellies came to the wrong neighborhood piece of cake with apple jelly on it look at the weird glasses these are hipster mage goblins why is he standing like that he's like we have to fight but i also really have to pee allow me to send you to the great bathroom in the sky we've learned sacrifice together it's a blood pact we're like if we go we go together i got more goblin ham and sans is like please no don't make me eat the rotten flesh i'm sorry i'll be good everyone's level nine typically when i play rpgs i struggle to balance my characters but uh this is this is going well and then there's the horse me too so we gotta almost be at the top right we're getting up there how many floors are is there no elevator in this place he's like please don't i will protect you my best friend now kiss gotta say dk is a pretty loyal homie that's twice in a row he's like you will not lay a finger on my best friend even if it means death don't worry tk i will protect you he's just saving everybody [Music] he sacrificed himself he will not have died in vain [Applause] i owe you one i think i think you guys are even yeah it do be explosion time i was just looking at my watch i was like huh seems like explosion o'clock oh thank you i love carrots i am a horse after all holy crap i love carrots we've made it to the top ah oh it's you ah get him [Music] [Laughter] [Music] what the hell he's so pathetic tell me this isn't game of the year like with a straight face look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't game of the year oh yeah you're dead jump slash i get another this is it dk is like i will prove to you that apes strong together oh sans just got one shot oh god okay dk needs some more mana because oh god i'm getting bodied horse do something no i don't really feel like it oh god big punch but it's dk though he could take one right to the chin oh look at me i'm like god save your whole chest oh no dk's like not if i could help it detroit oh geez why is he so strong i'm out of sprinkles this is uh this is this is not looking too good you still got a big chunk of life come on we've got to show off harder come on show off more all right this is the round general dvd is going down no need to safe spot i'm no coward okay maybe i should be a coward [Music] he's like you hurt my friend oh geez oh he killed him gorilla protein so did we just kind of like grind the body up oh you've defeated one of my loyal servants there goes my good mood you'll pay for this oh yes you'll pay dark lord aged some squid fled to the east you know what take it back off oh thank you you don't know how good it feels to have my face back you've come through for us again it seems the least we can do is reward you with a low frame rate we were most impressed with you as well ditto so what does that mean for tingle if he's allowing the relationship is tingle about to bust in and be like i oppose of this marriage i will get my revenge on you ditto if it's the last thing i do this is a villain origin story if you hold the b button he eats a lot faster which is kind of funny so choctabus and friends continue through the pizza desert the greasy pepperoni wasteland i would imagine it smells like pizza and it's kind of like working in a pizzeria like just the constant smell of pizza but would you get sick of it i've never worked in a pizzeria i feel like i would love that but also i feel like it's a blessing and a curse where you just smell pizza all the time you're like i'm so sick of it and it just ruins your love for pizza god i want pizza now all right what are the top three pizza toppings for me in no specific order it is pepperoni mushrooms and olives all right we're leaving greenhorn and we're heading to next door which is next door to green horn [Music] uh hang on wait you're not you're not supposed to come in the inn this is a safe zone um what did you just homie snatch did you take all my friends oh you're not having the best of times are you mickey is that you i need your help send donald and goofy the dark lord ancient squid came while you were sleeping he spirited your friends away wait a second where's all my gear my wand my clown robe oh he put a curse on me and see all my powers away okay yeah makes sense he would do that totally a dark lord thing to do so wait you're telling me after all that now i have to change jobs this late in my career i can be a cat dainty paws cute little whiskers vicious shredding claws meowch meanwhile in the nether where are we and where is our fearless leader ah you can take care of himself i'm sure he'll come for us eventually oh look that's exactly what he said all right we're back in the desert oh some familiar faces oh it's just dollar store pokey alright get him scratch him meow so i'm gonna die here right i'm gonna die in a cat suit in the middle of the desert buzzards are gonna pick up my flesh i learned sharpened claws at level three i learned ruined furniture who is it you've met batman now get ready for man bat i'm batman and i'm an imp although he kind of does look like black shadow we just need captain falcon to come punch a hole in the universe and kill him all right let's see what does batman like to eat is it scorpions oh it uh it is scorpions where did it go god damn it i hate when i drop the back to an earring garfield you haven't seen a lamp around here have you nope but i can help you look for it because i'm a great friend whatever you don't touch it risky shortcut safe rap i'm with batman so what could possibly go wrong 12 seconds later oh no oh oh this is uh famous last words huh he just wants a giant fork i got you i am the wind if he would have said i am the knight i would have lost it all right so we learned our lesson so we're gonna take the safe route so afraid i'm gonna die batman not gonna lie kind of a [ __ ] i don't wanna let you down who is it another friend we need more bodies i really i can't do this alone batman's not carrying his weight it's gotta be bowser chef bowser at your service over the name of bowser's restaurant be anyway and what's his specialty dish i feel like mushroom curry who has the neverending thirst for fun and games it's me quiz master toad i have three questions for you let's begin oh you know i'm gonna stop doing the toad voice cause it's probably best for me and for you who is parappa oh god i hate to say it what is that one so that's what parappa looks like without his makeup who is sans it's gotta be this one right damn it was the other skeleton looking one better luck next time you now owe me one soul is that a piece of toast i feel like if i scratch the mural i probably won't do much because it's stone oh but if we're gonna show off the batman though that's a different story why does batman always look like he's about to keel over damn batman on a horse with a comically large fork it's unstoppable allow me to cut through stone that's what's hondro had to do you gotta cut through that giant boulder maybe i'm just the tanjiro of the story all right come on give me the uniform oh wow he could be a hibachi chef now yeah no we're upgrading well i feel like batman should get the bat costume he already has the bat costume really so this is where he ran off to woe is me in the middle of nowhere and i was just hearing voices he's so dehydrated uh-oh a magic lamp i was minding my own business when an evil mage trapped me in this lamp could you kindly let me out goomba genie goombini zoom beanies make me a pizza free at last that definitely looks like a mario character that exists in the mario canon somewhere nintendo's cooking it up watch future games goomba genie he's like three wishes nope see ya tingle just got played finally a town and oh god what is that over there oh residents all right oh wow we have a lot of people okay we're gonna make it a bunch of mario characters so we we have the dancing guide big ba bomb we have a boo we have wario the shady merchant daughter wait his name is suss and then we have waluigi the shady merchant father wait look at eddie and eddie worry double d double d is definitely the worried one desert celebrity let's make it herbosa she fits and also i'm playing through aged calamity right now and it's great we're almost done with it go watch that video series the prickly couple you know that prickly couple daft punk all right we've officially made it to the town of next door where uh look at these look at this shady couple over here you have king ba-bomb or just a a big ba-bomb welcome to next door rambling old man boo i mean it makes sense that he's old because he's a ghost now because he's dead look at these two they are up to no good uh sir my father is very ill would you like to buy these fruit roll-ups to help support our basketball team five hell no double d he's very nervous he's so worried well i never which is something i think he would say are they quarreling typical deaf punk see this is why they broke up you don't care about any of this do you look just stop getting on my case i don't want to tour anymore urbosa she's got that desert celebrity persona she's one of the champions and this kind of seems like her village too so this is probably the most fitting pick not gonna lie i kind of hate that i lost all my friends and i kind of have to start from the beginning but not crazy about that part of the story to be honest like i get it more me whoa okay that's cool where has that been he's like hit him with a frying pan kind of just like peach and super mario rpg it's come full circle for bowser a new party member we're gonna put the homie alpharetta in alpha don't let us down pleased to meet you malford yadda yadda forward ariel just get it over with by the way everyone should go subscribe to choctopus you're right alpharette everyone should go do that well now fancy meeting you here there's a genie running amok he's like i know garfield literally knows the mafuba he's gonna lock the genie back up he's gonna use master roshi's ancient technique to reseal the genie into the lamp all right we're in the underground maze now we have to go find urbosa's gold which sounds kind of like a treasure hunt [Music] it's like arbok it has like a face on the you know the part of this snake what's the name of that part of the snake is it the hood oh yeah stabbed me right in the butt thanks batman that was just the push i needed to do 12 damage bowser's like i will make dessert for all of us would you like to take a look at the dessert menu or no you're full okay i'll leave it here just in case you change your minds a uniform cut oh he's business casual batman now i guess business casual man bat look at all my treasure but the biggest treasure of all is that i have arms i've just been an armless goomba my entire life but check out these giant biceps what are you looking at better not be my treasure oh snap it's the lamp well there's only one way you can get me in there we're gonna chant get in the damn lamp [Music] wait wait hang on we can talk about this wait no no i'll give i'll give the stuff back i'm sorry don't tell my parents here's your damn treasure sorry about that shiny you know what else is shiny ice cream people of nick's store i'm sorry this squidward's voice i have a little present for all of you just when you thought it couldn't get any worse now the dark lord's gone and made short work of us it was terrifying but i'm already a ghost so i guess it doesn't really matter he stole big bob's kisser yep his kisser is gone all right how am i supposed to kiss him on the mouth you know what you kind of deserve it what oh herbosa's face we about to fight like van gogh's stir [Music] it's the painting she's on death mountain ouch yesterday for admiring the painting don't worry don't worry we're going to pay you an exposure so is this like a boss oh yeah that's a lot of health that's a boss we maybe get some uh some horse help here getting bodied by a painting here it's like some paper mario ass boss yep all right that's how i expected this to go everyone's dying except for me but i got those sharpened gloves now so can i double up and use cat's paw there's only one way to find out oh why have i not been doing that and i get another turn with the horsey everything kind of lines up i feel like some battles also depend on rng like i'm getting all the good attacks now like i got bodied the first round but i woke up there now it's art don't worry girl i got you oh herbos is loaded all right a cut scene we have to we have to save daft punk daft cobra now why did it have to be snakes thomas v cobra sounds like a real zoomer musician don't worry one half of daft punk i'll save you sweet whispers whispering sweet nothings into the cobra's ear yeah see that dodge that was real lucky of me you know because i'm up all night to get no watch this damage and we're showing off watch this heal over and give me one half of daft punk's face back i guess you could say that face flew around the i hope he didn't lose his random access memories arrest that man new skill spicy dish i do like my food spicy come on don't be a coward oh god that is i want to breathe fire give me the atomic wings ah the pyramid here we go what makes it the great pyramid are there more than one because this is the only pyramid in sight so technically it's the only pyramid oh wow okay looks like the mummy from uh nightmare before christmas was his name oogie boogie i i was never a big fan of nightmare before christmas because when i was young it scared the hell out of me and uh i never liked it i don't know never saw the appeal after that i was scarred is it alright another face this one is oh i was like who is that is that the pringles guy it's big bomb it would be the mona lisa so the mona lisa is we could use that right it's public domain it's gonna scratch one of the most famous paintings in history don't mind me that's right you show her you cook her a delicious meal bowser oh this is really something look at this it's almost like the mustache ow it turns out that the painting was actually a counterfeit see how easily it died now give me big bombs mustache back he's like boy all right come on there's gonna be one more face left here two more faces do i really need to save wario waluigi because they're kind of scummy they're trying to rip me off oh it's a sword and a shield [Music] waluigi shield and mario blade i love it you can just fight an actual knife and scratch you before you scratch me bowser just heat them up melt them the shield is like i don't think so i gotta protect the homies i love that we're fighting the both of them i'm so glad that i decided to make them like the schemey couple wait he can breathe fire i mean it is rapidash but if it wasn't it would still breathe fire you got no one to protect this time not even yourself and wario's like i'm coming too come on hurry king this was the most important face that we had to save you think the mona lisa was a masterpiece look at this handsome lad have this next door jewel a just once we will give you this for free but that's it all right and we're off let's go kick some boss ass i thought i'd sealed away your powers you're a glutton for punishment aren't you is it time all ready to ruin the dark lord's day is that a pharaoh head we're gonna fight a pharaoh head with the goomba face go smack them into next tuesday i'll be playing my clarinet oh god it's it's so weird looking let's not get bodied here let's use all of our big guns right off the bat by big guns i mean uh this frying pan and a megaphone the more horse attacks we get here the better or should i say horsepower why are you the way that you are oh crap i can't do anything so i guess we gotta go we're gonna go timeout come on stab me in the butt charge me up that's gotta hurt imagine taking a trident like right through the chin picturing it now it kicked him right between the eyes please don't tell me there's another fight here if we came up to one oh this is the roaming photographer luigi i forgot about you you want to buy this photo i just took not really see that's how they get you they try to sell you like the photo after you get off the ride all right fine i'll buy it i feel bad he's just trying to do his job he probably works on commission this story took a real 180. we went from trying to get this genie back into the lamp because he was stealing to saving his face and hopefully we saved his heart as well maybe he'll turn over a new lamp i've decided i will steal no more we did it we're the phantom thieves of heart and we have turned this goomba's life around oh holy hell we're out of the next door desert and we are officially next door be warned that an even more treacherous path awaits foreshadowing oh no no please please leave my friends alone please i like this group no i i like them okay uh back to square one again dory choc it's it's not you it's them it's the dark lord what do we want to be this time we were a mage we're a cat we can't pick them again that's mr dr professor chalk to you now go forth you just graduated med school and you have a ton of debt if i'm going to be a scientist i at least want to look like edward elric there it is fullmetal choctaw's brotherhood that's so cursed meanwhile wait are they gonna meet up with the other homies oh it's gonna get real tense they're gonna be like um no we were actually chalk's friends first oh yeah this is um this is weird mixing friends is always stressful they're all just vibing here in purgatory the realm of the fae feels like something out of pikmin what are these palm a and palm b am i just going to like throw a potion at them whack them with the beaker and i don't even spill a drop that's how you know i'm a professional scientist what the [ __ ] what what in god's name it was the week before thanksgiving and someone was super horny they're like we have the long weekend ahead of us i'm gonna program this it'll be a joke though we'll get rid of it and they didn't get rid of it do i just stick you just okay right in the ass smack it hello there my face is horribly disfigured i look like marshmallow's meth addicted brother mouthy tomato what can we do glitch cause a critical error in one enemy's data dealing damage here you go uh you are error [Music] hey garfield i hear you're keeping yourself busy by the way how goes your pursuit of the dark lord oh oh yeah about that uh well he keeps taking my friends all right peace you're just gonna leave that's it all right come on we want the experiment lab gear hell yeah protect us from those gamma rays oh no way now i can be edward elric there's two of them oh god i saw the whole nintendo would be like you may ask one question and it's not where is soup what in god's name i was gonna say it's not where is super mario galaxy 3 it's what the hell i don't want to eat that turkey curry oh here we go more me characters choose me characters to play each elven retreat resident oh this is gonna be good we have parappa we need unjammer lammy and she oh my god she fits so well let's get some other sonic looking shadow all right so we're gonna get shadow we're gonna get rouge tails who looks like he's seen way too much let's throw steve harvey in the mix thomas the tank engine the green eyed lady this piranha plane is too good wait we got the whole demon slayer cast too we gotta pick the goat rengoku alright there you go there's the entire fairy village look at tails the eldest fab fairy oh the middle okay there's a few more i feel like these should all be the powerpuff girls wait the eldest fab fairy has to be scat man john we have sands we need papyrus in here i'm a man of the people and what the people want the people get name a more iconic trio i'll wait please ladies the elven retreat my sides hurt [Laughter] look at steve harvey hiding in there this is the elven retreat things have been on the edge since the dark lord came to beat it stranger ladies catman forever i'm a big fan of the fab fairies trio my favorite has to be the eldest lady scat man she gives off such an air of glamour and sophistication why is rouge the tallest lady papyrus you're the best so calm and kind and considerate and you're really good at dating i i don't need to talk to tails green eyed lady thomas gir everyone this place loves those dumb fab fairies it's so awful it kind of seems like thomas is hell-bent on revenge of some kind it's prompt plain as a vibe t he i'm a witch don't you know delicious delicious delicious where'd i go what kind of demon art was that cheese and crackers the photo realism is horrifying please help my sisters please this is one giant rescue mission don't worry lay monkey i will help you get your sister papyrus back oh you're coming with me okay suit yourself so chiller do you have a war cry that you use in battle of course it's just a shameless plug is all did we just make it sad spongebob say santa claus santa claus no matter what he does he's always going to look sad i swear to god if i can't take this toad down this time all right who is this it's got to be chiller bingo well that's clearly donkey kong you're going down this time i want your head on a steak toad get it cause like steak and mushrooms go together uh i think it's sands i can't really see i'll go with sands hell yeah see i told you third time's a charm you beat me fair and square took your three that wait that's it five bananas this is what i wanted look it was like subscribe subscribe so that is a great idea chiller everyone should hit the subscribe button help me get to 500 000 subs by the end of the year and what is this are we in like a delicious glass of lemonade the citrus cave i could go for a nice glass of lemonade right now oh my god you know what spongebob looks like he looks like he has the krusty krab uniform on when pearl redesigns it uh i don't like spiders especially demon spiders so we will um we will cyber bully it from afar it's gonna be a keyboard warrior it's always nice to get bonus xp because then i can just top myself off get a level here and there learned ignite and dubious chemicals to a friend's weapon to widen the attack range wait did i just get 69 gold and it said nice you guys saw that right huh looks like chocolates want some outlandish lab gear i'll say what the hell is that i look like i could be on the quaker oats oatmeal box i can hear the voice of papyrus's heart papyrus oh where's your face oh jesus christ it looks like a golden sculpture there really were some horrifying enemies in ocarina of time mainly the golden scatulas and the redeads oh man those redeads gave me night terrors all right we need to rescue papyrus's face so we can go on a date with it wait a second okay photosynthesis you see this would be way better if we still had sans in our party but uh we don't i don't know how many groups of friends we're gonna have to lose here uh but i don't okay that's a little loot wait that's supposed to be ketchup how old is that bottle unless it's that green ketchup that heinz made in the 90s and i kind of wish they would bring back so i'm specifically going to show this clip of me using sprinkles because i've gotten multiple comments saying hey chalky you should use the sprinkles but i really just cut them out of every video that i do wait we've done it little did we know all we needed this entire time was just a rusty knife cute bone trouser a fair adventure i can't stop doing his voice i must save my sister scat man would you please help i got you oh cool so we have five people on our party now never mind lay monkey's gone we have officially entered the big forest where things seem pretty big we elves steer clear this forest too this is the bed part of the neighborhood whoa what are you hobgoblin could that be one of the cooler enemies that i've seen so far uh definitely better than twerky i don't know how twerky made it into this game i'm actually curious to see what papyrus is going to do if this hobgoblin survives don't get injured i guess everyone just has a bow alright that's fine forest nuts i'm immature he looks so stupid he's gonna look way better when he's in super smash brothers ultimate for the nintendo switch after his big e3 reveal this can't possibly backfire on me he's like i'll try not to be late more like it's about time like the name of the game park uh oh who is it tell me scat man's face is on like a twerkie's head oh god scat man owl the beard kind of fits with the mustache that little pointy beard at the bottom knocked out who back-to-back horse attacks don't mind if i do i wonder what's for dinner honestly that is me stop thinking about dinner and start thinking about winner you know what the pointy thing at the bottom if it is a beak then i feel like an idiot but why is the beak so far down listen it looks like a beard so that's what's happening in the head cannon snap out of it you idiot got to spin your head around i mean you do that on your own it reminds me of the owl from zelda you accidentally press a you got to listen to the whole spiel again oh damn he died with a stiff gust of wind oh god thank you darlings he kind of looks like steve harvey wait has anyone ever seen steve harvey and scat man john in the same place at the same time all right we have collected all of the elven sisters lay monkey scat man papyrus open the gates just want you to know that this content is absolutely free for all of you and you can support this type of free content by subscribing handsome squidward you're back thanks for opening the door ladies seriously meep we ain't afraid no handsome squidward okay wait he took their faces so maybe we should be a little bit afraid what is stopping him from taking my face and just ending the game it's gotta be plot armor it can't possibly be anything else oh no all the elves they're missing their faces who's face oh we gotta save the sonic crew first oh god tails wow the sonic heroes remake looks weird rouge looks like she kind of went spray tanning thanks i hate it wait what is happening are they healing me oh we love tomatoes give me that sauce it's like the human centipede of the sonic universe they all look horrified we're getting bodied by a tomato salad not even sliced with a little bit of fresh mozzarella best way to eat tomatoes a little bit olive oil salt pepper sprinkle of oregano making myself hungry oh rapidash you would like some tomatoes i got you finish them off take a bite like we have been defeated we are one we experience each other's pain oh we got a jewel thank you for saving me chick gear okay yeah you're gonna look like a chocobo and you're gonna like it that's oddly fitting you guys know how to kill butterflies right you just throw ketchup at them or you can use a knife [Music] i think we're too op we're doing a lot of damage i'm here lighting swords on fire he's somehow still alive after all that so that whole joke i made about not seeing them in the same place uh well we're kind of seeing them right now in the same place all right let's drop them everyone pitch in it's called cyber bullying yikes i really messed up that beauty pageant's scoring steve harvey is back now if you'll excuse me i've got some cowering and fear to catch up on rengoku i will save you this time goku's like delicious we need to light crash's sword on fire and hit him with the old hinokami kagura ketchup breathing third form backflip what we just learned backflip out of nowhere that was some ultra instinct come on i really want to use the flame sword that's how i want to end it light crashes sword on fire damn it he went flat he did danny devito i was wondering when he was gonna pop up i have a letter addressed to mr choctopus that'd be you yes okay bye dear octopus good food maketh a good constitution we know i've seen you another door they could have made it look like the triforce but like hang on copy my homework but just make it look a little bit different yep that's uh basically it eek sis play monkey where are you darling make it stop i don't know oh it's going on the belly isn't it oh god lay monkey frog it just gets bigger when he inhales that's a monstrosity the tadman's uh i don't know how much they're gonna help put them out of their misery you're too cursed for this land put a little ketchup on it sauce me up what what did you do with the belly the belly mouth it's just an exaggerated belly button those fat frogs just jumping up and down come on get off your ass he's not even standing up whirling blades nothing personal kid see we're starting to oh god ew he's almost done back into the system cut him open whack him the back of the head with a ketchup bottle and then he fell on me and crushed me huh i'm back take this use it wisely i thought it was gonna be money but cake is better all lost faces have been rescued wear that dark lord at i want to talk see unlike ballon i'm not skipping this this is art oh look we're all joining in we didn't practice this at all no all right so we're gonna go ahead and censor every twerky that we see from here on out because uh twerky and metopia got me demonetized so just we'll replace it with something a little more pleasant to look at see that turkey on the table that's the twerky that got me demonetized let's all be sure to drink our weight in water tonight that won't be hard for spongebob you just have to pour it on his head because he's a sponge he just soaks it all up play the clip oh no come on please i i just want to keep my friends well here we go again oh what's this the third time now everyone hates you this castle is ahead head there and i'm sure you'll find them oh so now i'm just gonna go get them back no new friends hey wait i still have my i'm still chuck elric most observant of you dumbass the carcaton ascent it looks like hell this is arizona in july speaking of arizona arizona iced tea really are the goats for keeping their prices so low for so long very nice of them to only throw one enemy at a time uh because i would get bodied because we know this horse ain't doing anything i spoke too soon the horse wants to do things i owe silva away oh god what are what are you skeleton it's just a skull with legs it's weird don't de-monetize me again i have a mortgage to pay all right we're gonna go in the weird cave that has a very nice door that looks like it's man-made look they lit the place oh no where are their faces well garfield's still got his crash you look like bobby hill without a face ah garfield i'm glad we managed to meet here these three are your friends right john i i mean chuck their faces can't have gone that far what do you say you're up for a rescue mission am i gonna team up with garfield for this one yes finally it's like having gandalf the orange oh we gotta fight a big boy i don't feel like i'm gonna die oh there's two of them well we're just gonna hope for the best they're not gonna kill me right we could we could do this i have great sage garfield with me [Music] i i said i have great sage garfield with me oh yeah that'll do it yeah okay that worked it's fine i didn't want to fight those two minotaurs anyway they weren't worth my time she wanted to hang out my new friend garfield and sing songs oh i accidentally hit a without reading it and said pro so 12 seconds later oh my god what the hell okay so let's not accidentally hit a and you know i'll go intermediate cause not a total coward what are you oh wait you're the weird eye why you look so cute now you look kind of cuddly like i would like a little stuffed griffin maybe no eyeballs you can keep the eyeballs those things will stare into your soul you got a letter oh it's from daft punk deer choctaws ever wish you could travel around the world oh wonderful fine crash face soon i guess that means we'll probably find crash's face soon oh there it is on the magma crash slime man these dragon quest games are getting weird oh i know how i'm gonna beat him i'm gonna dig up some of his old tweets crash buddy we're gonna get you out of there it must be really painful for the face just constant burning like eating a reaper pepper it's funny how the rolls have reversed and now crash is just a floating face like akuku russell russell what's in those bushes there's something here a kitten wait a second wait you're right wait you're not gonna show me the kitten this game continues to make me upset all right there's alpharett's face it's on a cloud pain cloud alpha red you know what let's use the horse whispering let's see what it does launching fight sequence damn my man is typing what is this double hyper beam i have a surprise for you it's lightning again it's always lightning it's not a surprise if it's the same thing every time it is i who will stop the pain that's what i'm here to do unless i die first [Music] you can rest now jacob all right two faces saved one to go sans that takes me back let this be go why we found him oh god that he's uh he's like a lava golem thing burning sands golem we can take him though i mean he can't even stand up straight look at him he's kind of like leaning over he's got to put like one hand on the floor to even hold himself up oh okay you're doing a lot of damage i was not expecting this can only revive one person and i feel like crash is doing more damage sorry jacob time to turn up the heat power flame oh new spells the horse is like let me get in on this i got you [Music] break those kneecaps with a ketchup bottle come on dude you got like one attack mix it up a little bit all right final face back getting all the homies back together i much prefer this hanging out with older friends than uh than the ragtag group that i had before this but it's also a mix of multiple groups and mixing friends can sometimes be stressful onward past guy fieri into cro carcaton yeah that's what it's called do you have a war cry that you use in battle of course do tell this is my war cry out to youtube we're in but what lies at the end of it oh crap we came to the wrong huh what's that we just keep stumbling upon things sounds like growling must be a dog or lots of dogs uh yeah that's a dog all right you know just cerberus just a lucifer's pet oh my god it's all the homies i mean technically it's one dog they got one of them right um hyper sprinkles power awakens that's my favorite sonic character super sonic and hyper sprinkles i i got to see what this thing does all right we're going hyper i was really expecting something else all right just give everyone a sugar rush just just look at them for a second i was like i can't do anything i just i have to rely on rng hey hey everyone come on hey help me out yeah yeah i'll help too yeah stab him get him hey use this safety mask hey that's service yeah here's a dog that has three heads he's uh oh we're getting that crash now not crash bandicoot like we're getting the sugar crash what was in those hyper sprinkles anyway bowser ironically is fire spongebob has ice he's like is this one better squidward i made this one with my tears oh i'm mad i'm very angry i'm angry like about to start a fight on the internet angry see we're connected to the brain that's why i had to bring crash back like sans and alpha they got the thing going on mean crash are homies though we're day ones and that's why we're gonna win this together free my boys you're coming home i feel so good to have them back although i don't know why without the mask parappa looks like conan o'brien just like that garfield was gone all right now come the real hard choices all right who do i feel like has earned a spot i feel like sans and crash and let's get spongebob back in there ooh it's a dark lord's castle i see it you could tell it's the dark lord's castle because it says dark lord right next to it this is like vista hill in mario rpg you can see xor sticking out of the castle in the back we're gonna go in there and we're gonna kick that dark lord's ass batman who oh where's his face let's save batman's face it wouldn't be the first time you know what batman demon pretty sure that's an actual thing in batman you know what i'm just gonna horse whisper i'm not even going to mess around go on rapidass you and i are going for a ride hook up the cannons [Music] oh that's right we do have hyper salt which means i should salt myself i'm assault everybody because i'm about to assault the earth with your remains you know you weren't supposed to die you're supposed to be hyper now i gotta resurrect you he's gotta be close to dead yeah jump him oh we just breathed on his butt i wonder how everyone's doing meanwhile chiller oh that's right we gave him the like little chocobo outfit so i just i would like to point out that i know his name is not chiller i understand it's corrupted skin i haven't gotten too far into the friday night funkin mods but that is oddly fitting we're gonna save your face even though i have no control over any of these characters i feel like we're fighting one of the paintings in haunted mansion like when you get in the queue and the room starts stretching anyone who's been on a haunted mansion you know what i'm talking about by the way that's my favorite ride in all of disney it's time to activate hyper mode hyper bowser actually sounds like something that will be in the next mario game that will be the final boss fight the good thing about having three healers is they can just all revive themselves it's just a daisy chain of reviving there we go do the big damage bowser heal up okay now we're working as a team bowser needed to be the only hyper one he's doing mad damage it is done give his weird messed up scar tissue-y face back and oh you know what that's a good point skid that's a great point people should subscribe we're reunited again for the third time quite the squad so we're just missing one more person right we all know who that is oh okay dk armor i ain't afraid of no armor you don't you don't scare me even if you do have like lava limbs i'm shaking the ketchup bottle crash is just dancing wait what happened oh the shield that's loyalty we just need one good horse attack here we need rapidash to kind of step up and sans is dead again sans get your ass up you're the healer we need you here we go this is what i'm talking about launching fight sequence horse cannons online and fire you can't recall oh he's got more weapons what is this breath of the wild that's okay because we have fire breath speaking of fire is this fight supposed to be hard this is the main homie dk am i supposed to be struggling here oh he's so close to dead he's dead now nerd i got you i always got you if i don't got me i know at least dk's got me this is it at last everyone's back so we can now have the last supper hey do you know what dragons are yeah of course oh god we gotta fight a dragon before we fight the dark lord crash dk you're gonna have to take your pills jump him get his ass [Music] no no one more time you don't need one more time big damage let's take this thing down maybe we're too powerful me and all the homies are back together so i feel like we're unstoppable because oh look at that now we're dead i'm enraged there's not much that i can do here maybe just hope that sans does his job laid back please resurrect somebody what do you mean you're conserving oh there you go okay great and we're both dead aren't we famous last words oh we're close we can do this i'm pissed furiously typing away on my virtual keyboard here we go come on rez somebody rez crash we raised him and in the last couple years his career has been rezzed as well [Music] ah god damn it man [Music] you son of a [ __ ] you took my friends now i'm gonna take your life [Music] you see you didn't know that i had the power of plot armor on my side oh he's just like a little puppy oh he speaks english i'm dominic dominic the dragon no no it's okay it's okay you're all good man he's like i'm gonna go take a nap now bye is this it is it there he is he's just waiting for us he was watching the whole time just waving his creepy little fingers around well look who it is oh wait there's his squidward's voice wow look how it is oh well is the wittle adventure party to beat me up aren't you precious and you came all this way to play with me but play time's nearly over i'll just help myself to those cute little fit you are creepy as hell dude prepare for defeat dark lord h some squid [Music] this feels very end gamey but uh i know this probably isn't the end of the game you know what we gotta do we gotta get hyper so he's either going to be really hard or really easy and i feel like there's no in between but if we can just keep doing loads of damage like that can't lure sands into a nightmare he is a nightmare hit him in his dark nuts listen if at any point this horse wants to i don't know help us we house it and feed it and we don't charge it anything those rocks hurt don't lord don't you dare he's been through enough this is it we could take him down look every time you smack him he falls to his he don't have knees falls towards his chest oh he of course can't fight on your own you coward oh okay um even the m says don't demonetize me come on now leave the faces alone dude leave the face leave bobby hill's mask alone uh wait no you get out of the way this is between me and him time to face the facts faces because this game's all wait wait wait wait we gotta feed ourselves some sprinkles we gotta use the big attack it's time for the science cannon oh right in the gut i got you back into a corner now dark lord you're going nowhere except maybe hell if this isn't already hell hit him hard hit him hard dk remember what he did to you remember what he did to us oh yeah take that thing take it okay wait no it has evil powers what's happening [Music] huh who are you wait wait a second wait in the dark look at him wait tell me he joins us now or he's just going to walk away mr president get down oh no oh the okay we have a darker lord now it doesn't even look good that looks terrible all right we're off it's time to fight the darker lord just the dark lord wasn't enough all right so we got this cute little dragon now we can fly around we're gonna start in the traveler's hub choose a me to play the town we're doing this again dylan kind of looks like the rock i kind of want funky kong he's got honestly he's dressed like funky kong it fits so what do we do here funky kong you're a strange one aren't you i don't know how funky kong sounds you're searching for the darker lord oh yeah i remember now it's darker lord garfield and he sort of evolved from dark lord h some squid yeah that's the evolution line you see then they introduced mega evolutions and then they kind of cut it back because now we have gigantomax wait when did nigel become a wizard oh my god what virtuoso cat ganondorf why do you look like you're a raqqa from my hero is this like some kind of weird dystopian metopia future mistopian future am i in a different universe yeah he would be a gourmet chef or just a really bad one hey there bud have you ever heard of hamburgers they said they're eating a mysterious land called america where do we start i guess we can help double d first since this says easy all right looks like we're going back to lotus lake to murder monsters um am i missing something did the characters change where is ganondorf and what did you do with him caillou how'd you get here uh i don't like this i wasn't really paying attention other than i just needed to go kill a bunch of monsters i assume we gotta just kill the uh the snurfs or what are they called again oh snurf i was thinking snurfs snorks you guys remember the snorks i feel like the snurps kind of don't deserve it they're cute why am i being sent to hunt them down crashes like please let me help [Music] the catalog arrived is it play me because i read that for the articles i have amazon now i mean i much preferred the toys r us christmas catalog when they come out every year then i would just kind of go through it and circle the things i want in good conscience i can't do it you have [ __ ] up now oh he kicked me in the face you know what i'm gonna do it you're so cute they're like please don't too bad what are you i got a bad feeling about this all right let's get hyped here donkey kong have this magic powder oh okay all right uh that that hurt a lot maybe we would take out the rest of them i'm just worried about the big guy that was easy yeah please youtube alright so it looks like the rare snurp is kind of tanky and we're not doing a lot of damage to it so i really hope it doesn't have a lot of health oh no it's got like 20 health what a weakling i'm not satisfied at all hit him again donkey kong is going full cowboy mode on him i thought double d's quest was to kill all of the snurps in the area not just the rare one or was maybe just kill the rare one and i didn't read i finished your bounty that's it but the bees are forever changing we have a boo i i think that's a cat this sands had won too many donuts the abominable snowman's on the rampage and powdered peaks leave it to me i could take the abominable snowman and i'm gonna get steak out of it that's it all right powdered peaks this is a new area it's beautiful i love a good snow level how can you call something the gantu waste oh i get it gun to waste but it's like it's beautiful here look dk it's completely white the snow's so fluffy so light and soft yeah it's it's nice when you don't have to shovel it what kind of enemies await us in the snow oh come on i can't hurt them i'm just kidding i totally can utopia just constantly challenges what kind of person you are and i think the content has made that very abundantly clear oh we stole their food penguins gonna be like you took my only food now i'm gonna starve uh you could tell they're clever imps because they have glasses on what's with enemies in this game shaking their ass at you that's right light up the fire staff and kill them all that doesn't hurt you can't take me down new skill double slash [Music] show anime all right let's just glitch this boy out dig up some old tweets new skill absorbed i'm absorbing the hate snowman where are their eyeballs where's their carrot nose they look like a menacing cartoon character we just like the top hat pulled down look like they want to offer you a really shady deal in a back alley okay pal you want to buy some of this snow cut it down like a hot knife through snow snow milk so water i think i'm in trouble dk's not here and uh we're up against a blue minotaur so i'm probably gonna have to use some of my special powder you know what you're not so tough that tickles again do it again i'll give you another one for free that's cute you and that big hammer you thought you're gonna actually hurt me that's so adorable that hammer made a styrofoam is that a cosplay hammer okay i could try it [Music] four my man here might as well be wielding a squeaky hammer look at this snowman's little stick arm does as much damage as you blue minotaur's like please stop bullying me and to that i say nay huh treasure or treasure gonna have to go with treasure here now the real question is did we choose correctly why do i feel like there was something better on the bottom it could even be a boat whoa whoa where's your eyeballs god that's terrifying just when you think the nightmares are over they throw something like this at you these ice babies they have a lot of help not enough help give me them lips what we like to call running your mouth wait what emergency what is the oh no spongebob is feeling under the weather oh no doc he's got the suds oh yes dr patrick what's that oh there he is the abominable snowman i think that's stereotyping you see a yeti and you're like yep that's gotta be the abominable snowman can't possibly be another one this one actually has voice acting all right watch this gonna be easy it's gonna be so easy one yeti is he possibly gonna do that's weak he's so weak oh i'm frozen the only thing that can unfreeze me is the power of friendship wait hang on a second he's wearing underwear so to unfreeze myself do i just move myself to can i do that safe spot until i unfreeze come on thaw out beat him up take his underwear i i don't want to know what those things smell like probably stink nice him to wear something on his bottom there's not a completely lewd yeti listen clothes give you armor in this game so maybe the magic yeti underwear will protect me he's not gonna need them when he dies oh crap oh no hang on don't kill me i was just joking about the whole underwear thing wait i was on my way i was on my way to heal everyone dk's like screw it leroy jenkins did whoa that was a close one the poor abominable snowman it must have been artificially created by the darker lord he's like i don't believe in no cryptozoology here's your steak i'm out of here do you ever heard of yeah i've heard of hamburgers you want one come on let's go get one i got you all right time to go to peculiar looks real poisonous here or maybe it just looks like something out of dr seuss i feel like we can go see the lombax or something and his truffa trees that's the same story right or am i mixing up two different dr seuss stories wait running nose and bread two of my favorite enemies so far that looks like a butt bread i got the condiment now we just got to find that twerky again make ourselves a nice turkey actually you know what that sounds disgusting if you put ketchup on turkey you're a serial killer let's melt all these jelly patches down in one shot then we're making jelly apples anyone really like jelly apples i feel like they're kind of hard to eat and they just murder on your teeth what is a slorm isn't that the drink from futurama slim it's highly addictive i'm really due for a re-watch maybe one day they'll bring it back again the journey continues as donkey kong chuck elric crash and oh my god it has teeth why does it have teeth whatever chow time uh listen i'm an adventurous eater but i don't know about this one it doesn't have a clever name it's just hamburger but of my nightmares you might want to be hyper here no no don't eat me don't in soviets russia hamburger eats you yes that's right give us meat to power us up to fight the meat prepare for indigestion yeah i wouldn't taste very good i'm probably salty i'm gonna be real bad for your blood pressure mr hamburger give him back i protected you now you will protect me donkey kong i said worry you better start pulling your weight here it's a lot of weight but if you want the burger i ain't eating that thing that's all you buddy that looks gross you know it's a damn shame this burger probably could have benefited from braces as a teenager [Music] and now yep don't eat that one star can i get a refund grubhub my burger had teeth in it you know that burger that looks pretty appetizing oh what a thought we were almost hamburger meals i shouldn't have gotten my hopes up i think wario would have eaten it he's kind of disgusting all right three quests down oh great picture thank you me being half digested by a monster burger we walk over who are you how many more jevel how many more quests do we have to go on he's a nimbus right now shall i show you the way if a dude that looks like that is like hey you want to check out nimbus i'll take you there the alarms in my head start going off but for content we're going all right we ascend up into the heavens this is where mallow is from whoa whoa whoa when do we get mecca goblins when do we get those i'll help you and me and me because we're gonna need all the help we can get because i don't know what mecha goblins can do they still look like they have to pee or in this case maybe they need an oil change you built a mechagoblin what kind of attacks does it have i don't know how about make it punch things so sans do you have we've gone this entire way we haven't given sans a war cry just make him say the funny thing oh mecha goblins and mecha skeletons so that's where robots come from they come from the sky this is some weird dystopian future cyberpunk 2077 can only wish he's just like the horse just slaughters all of them and sans is like bad time whoa who are you why are you shaking your tail at me topia is like a weirdly sexual game for no reason it just exudes very creepy energy why can't the enemies face forward they have shields and swords it started with twerkies but where does it end oh no we kind of need to pick sans up because he's a healer i like the hyper sprinkles because you just give them to your fighters and just like all right go have fun and they deal wild damage i mean if you're thinking about breath of the wild it's because they look like lizalfos they're just off-brand dollar store alfos holy crap what's that it's a ufo is kirby in there you know the little ufo i it's an exclamation point ufo i don't know if that's like a me that somebody made and it's random or if like exclamation point ufo is just the thing i'm gonna go with the former considering we just came from uh an entire hub where i had no control of who was there they have like laser beams or something i'm just gonna run the ufo into me no not my bananas get him donkey kong you know what to do come on we're gonna send him back to area 51. remember that whole thing when storming area 51 was gonna happen and we were just worried that people were dumb enough to actually do it man the good old days before the world spun into chaos sorry about that no problem exclamation point face ew gross alien gummy candy i ain't eating that all right so i i think we're done with nimbus that should be the entire hub world darker lord come to think of it i did see something dark and lordly earlier he disappeared to the tower the one over there the skyscraper there were clouds in the way you didn't see it earlier wow getting real super mario world vibes here we're gonna have to leave the dragon outside you know how it goes so this is the skyscraper we just learned about it like three minutes ago dark alert garfield should be here but oh we need eyeballs and a nose and mouth to get in four holes let me guess yep gotta collect them jewels run the jewels well better get to it then monkey you're back all we eat every single day is dumb salad that sounds like a nightmare honestly salad is a scam lettuce is mostly water well iceberg lettuce you think you could help me it's about my friend shark picked up this weird jewel and then it happened the giant monster swooped down out of nowhere and flew i gotcha i i kind of need that jewel so just tell me where he is i'll help your friend the gantu cave is actually pretty beautiful very peaceful it's probably filled with monsters but it's nice to look at it's glistening it's got real christmas vibes oh these guys are back this game challenges me to do things that i shouldn't do like kill adorable penguins batman do you have a war cry that you use in battle we already knew i'm gonna make some quick substitutions since i kind of need to level other people up so let's get bowser in here probably not the smartest idea considering i'm probably going to face a boss but when have i ever been known for smart ideas like who is this are you shark oh i see it is i see the little fins up there ice queen shark you know what i'm gonna mess around here all right i don't know how strong you are and i'm a little afraid because we're kind of getting n gamey now so what just happened the activate face shield [Music] megacure don't need it no you should probably take it take it anyway just in case oh no no no we don't need to be uh not now you okay buddy i'm good i just had a lot of sugar flaming hot cheetos got a confession to make never had flamin hot cheetos i just don't eat a lot of junk food anymore you know i just i got older and i was like i gotta take care of myself i'm old now my metabolism isn't what it used to be i thought it said new skill pancetta and i was like mmm bacon you ever have uh pasta carbonara that's a heavy winter meal it's basically bacon and egg pasta you're safe now shark i like this little shark me let's see what it looks like on the on the actual me yep that uh that's a shark all right oh now it looks more like a shark how can i ever hope to repay you you see that giant jewel that you're holding what a coincidence i'm actually looking for those all right we got the left eye only three pieces to go do you need something from me uh me zelda the foremost authority in the field of robotics yeah place we're going to is in nimbus let's go all right back to the clouds wait did you put on a wig for this and an eye patch is that your adventuring gear oh whoa whoa robo-pengies aging robot they got a cream for that you know you ain't got enough ram to defeat us what are you a pentium 2 the sterile plant this kind of feels like a black mirror episode no no not that episode some of you immediately knew what i was talking about what metal scorpion that's a mortal kombat character don't even you know what this actually kind of feels like it feels like the technodrome in turtles in time everything's all chrome and robotic [Music] i just need shredder's face to pop out so we can throw ninjas at it wow dk with a big spin yeah but it's funnier out of a ketchup bottle watch it's funnier when i do it here look robo juice just oil where are we going to find this jewel we have four jewels to find so uh faces can just leave oh no robo zelda of course is like we ain't got time for this you light them up robots hate being burned [Music] oh sites are locked on gift of divine power um you're about to give me the gift of death a shield sprinkle we're getting new mechanics even this late in the game what is this persona 5 oh being targeted by an enemy they'll take a big hit if you don't do something okay we have five i was gonna say if they only had one sprinkle we were gonna have to make a sophie's choice here but you two are protected this seems kind of kind of broken for something this late in the game go ahead do something fire them lasers oh oh that didn't hurt me you pathetic weakling yeah i'm gonna beat darker lord first try easy okay disable him upload a virus to the mainframe or whatever how did the eye go like under the the flower eye patch stupid cauliflower looking head all right so we got the nose jewel then we gotta get the two eye jewels it's like we're making mr potato head but a very bougie one that's two jewels for the skyscraper we found all right herbosa definitely knows where the other pieces of the face puzzle are you haven't seen any jewels in the shapes of like eyes or noses have you now that you mention it not that long ago i did get a hold of a weird jewel wait you threw it out all right we're gonna go to the underground labyrinth that's where a face jewel would be did we find any glyphs yet these are made of silver they want me to go back to one of the starting zones it's like going back to the forest temple after you beat ganondorf three cactus cools everybody like the california raisins i feel like there's about to be some kind of psa about not doing drugs i'm michael jordan all right it's gotta be over here huh is is this it we found the mouth jewel this is the third jewel of the skyscraper just one more and then the door will open probably should have hid them better then the darker lord will get his comeuppance who says that that's not something i would ever say artsy fartsy cat burger i'm pretty sure i've bought a cat food that uh has one of these flavors i don't know my cats are picky so i'm constantly trying new things maybe i should just buy an artsy fartsy cat burger oh anyway yeah we're gonna find toby what ghost mallet first of all those ghosts are terrifying second of all they have a mallet and the bread is depressed i guess they got this far into the game they're like i don't know what do we call this thing ghost mallet yeah that's fine we want to go home it's five o'clock on a friday it's six o'clock on a friday here no we don't need you sans you take a nap take a little rest well dk attacks with a funny number all right we're gonna bring spongebob out we're gonna get him in the field doing some work we gotta get that immune system stronger maybe if we pull him out you know rub his face in a little dirt oh the face is gone [Music] burger woof oh the wisp is this a real enemy it just looks like a booger coming out of like a puppy's nose you know if we wake the dog up that that snot bubble is going to go away i i've seen anime i know how it works protect him leave it to me oh that's a sharp blade you don't hit that i feel better knowing that we're not attacking the cute little puppy and it's just like the ghost booger more importantly the uh the puppy's still sleeping which i'm most concerned about because he looks so cute i don't want to wake him up dk you don't have to be so strong you don't have to you can't protect everybody oh he didn't get up you're gonna make me use the sprinkles aren't you we have one of these now we have none all right there's gonna be a big attack oh my goodness oh oh he's free he has eyes doggy donut it's a delicacy in japan you ever see on instagram they have all like the cute like animal looking lattes and they're just very talented there there's an entire kirby cafe i don't know if it's still open all right look at the puppy i would die for him speaking of luck uh can we have that jewel by the way you know that one jewel that we need imagine all right gang we did it we gathered all the jewels for the skyscraper and the darker lord he's gotta let us in now we have all four pieces you think he was anticipating this he's like they'll never find all four pieces you know to get through the door hang on a second you're telling me the next weapon is just a bicep i'm willing to save my money it's just a golden appendage it's like one of the villains in fairly oddparents now i'm using it we got all four jewels this is it pop them in shrine of the silver monkey hopefully none of the temple guards come over here it's not gonna give them half of my pendant all right we're here it's time the skyscraper that's a lot of stained glass this is uh this looks very expensive the darker lord's got some money oh wait i'm sorry i forgot garfield that voice it's darker lord garfield well well it's been a while how kind of you to pay me a visit and since you've come all this way allow me to test how strong you really are what is this but more importantly can we just take like 10 seconds to appreciate this track [Applause] [Music] okay time's up time to fight he's just holding a severed head or something whoa whoa he's got explosions he deals a lot of damage but he's uh he's a glass cannon two fire demons the fire demon on the right look at his face it's like he farted and he doesn't want to tell anybody he's just waiting for people he's got that face on or he's just waiting for people to smell it please don't destroy me like the uh like the demons oh you got those big muscles but i guess they're just for show cause that doesn't hurt all right double class big one give me some of that demonic protein yeah devil protein wait wait wait does he want the what yes please get him the muscle sword this is the greatest weapon i'm sorry master sword buster sword who wait a second wait a second i know you the name it's on the tip of my tongue was it like squillium or something oh god he's here why does nobody have a face or is that just like the ghost of the dark lord ah help [Music] handsome squid phantom of evil look at jojo's part we're not even going to hold back here all right we're going hard i'm not holding back yeah poke him in the butt last time he had some squidward fought us we didn't have like all these cool attacks like his end game i don't know what he's expecting to do here geez man oh i gotta take um i gotta take you out of the safe spot dk i just kind of left you hang in my bed this was the wrong time to put batman in here i really needed crash and i just i have this useless under leveled character but that's my fault [Music] whoa that was a big attack all right this is what i'm talking about and then batman's like 14. yay i'm helping [Music] oh down for the count that was my friend you are now my enemy go double slash yo he's pissed i'm honored i'm honored that dk wants to avenge me oh no oh this is it he just killed me in my sleep how much health did he have left all right i got my boy crashed now and his muscle sword he's not even going to realize that what hit him was actually just a a golden bicep what was i even thinking using batman ah you idiot another glass is all over the floor safety mask he hits a little too close to home good boy you kicked him in the face that's a good boy see what a difference it is when i just switch out one character crash carries the x dark lord handsome squidward why is he dressed like the guy in the oatmeal box you're gonna be fighting this new darker lord right you bet i i want to make up for the trouble that i caused as the dark lord he's redeemable i guess right he hasn't killed anybody he just stole a couple of faces you can come with us oh no a flash of light uh oh wait how'd you guys lose your face again i ain't worried i've taken you two down before and i'm gonna do it again i love gold general ddd he's all like gold team rules all right rapidash snort fervently it's an sat word right in the junk oh no wait i thought he was gonna punch someone else and he just kind of like juked me and punched batman in the face damn spongebob's op with the group heel and you know who's not op take a wild guess hey hey hey spongebob watch out watch out listen he's taking a couple of punches to the face flats couldn't hurt him he absorbed all those blows oh take that and oh okay all right that was more damage all right one down imagine squidward finishes them off with the the rock throw and the one health it'd be funny it would make good content but it's not gonna happen not when we have attacks like this oh oh god we maimed him are we alive king dedede is like no there you go here's your faces again i have to lose him this time [Music] uh oh the goomba face is back and it is going to possess oh pharaoh goomba too and the original was better and sequel wasn't anything to write home about let's see how much hp you got probably not enough stupid floating head sweating blue glowing ass looks like you just drank a bunch of gatorade in the 90s commercial now we're we're not really doing as much damage as i thought pharaoh head 2 is kind of tanky just hitting us with his goatee oh wait dude that was the most troll thing ever alfred hit him for 19 damage and he just keeled over the face has been returned to the genie we didn't even like this guy in the beginning now we gotta get his face back twice oh no oh no the fairies papyrus pole red light monkey frog scat man pole it sounds like a sex thing all right time to go hyper mode and spray my green ooze all over the place like ivan ooze but green man that's like one of my earliest memories going to see the power rangers movie in theaters just that whole year to be five years old again what are you gonna do let's do a bad breath ew gross oh no bad breath killed us halitosis [Music] scat man just flops over it would be nice if uh man drake spongebob could yeah please resurrect please res him life do he's back [Music] gross brush your teeth man you don't have teeth brush your tongue i guess dark ice slash we don't even need batman and spongebob all we need is me and my best friend donkey kong that's it and this is it all right we're now moving into what i'm sure is the final area and just like that choc elric and friends ascended into heaven to go fight the darker lord so you finally made it up here i thought i was going to die of boredom god damn relax pal it's a 40 hour game you leave great sage garfield alone give our great sage back oh you want your great sage back huh all right that's weird don't make any weird noises i absorb all the body parts my final form uh oh that that's a big hand that's that's another big hand uh you're gonna be a big boy aren't you i gotta fight the sun from super mario brothers 3 the sound effect just like doesn't make it any more intimidating very appropriate that he's orange though it fits very well would you take a look at this new form of mine got real golden frieza energy come then let us end this i i've made a huge mistake i think i wet myself holt darker garfield strength is far too great you'll have to fight him with all 10 of your teammates [Applause] big damage big damage [Applause] ow ow out group heal let's go beautiful flowers or just be selfish new skill sneak attack [Music] yo he just teleported out of there like a dragon ball z character and he's gonna show up and whack this hand with a halibut like did he just dip where'd he go here he is surprise chiller just straight up became an anime character he's got instant transmission now ouch energy drain that's right sapham he's almost done you put this hand to sleep nope denied too slow [Music] oh okay all right let hang on don't drop our guard now don't drop our guard the left hand's guard is down he's a righty anyway we're just one heavy attack away from dropping the hand bluster that's it that's the one too easy oh this this hand's got the staff oh that's scary all right i think right off the bat we're gonna hyper let's hyper alpha this is why he does the big damage thank you graph i love you too everyone indeed loves parappa where's braf of the rapper three yeah this will be a walk in the park and then we're not even at our best team yet once we get to the best team it's gonna be a cakewalk uh we also have two pop stars here so this is basically just a boy band i showed up with bts to fight the darker lord oh that looks good we got there kind of teriyaki beef oh no parappa so let's take bowser protect him at all costs and we're gonna sprinkle shield parappa we ain't dropping nobody this entire fight not one body keeping the body count low oh no [Music] no as i was saying all right come on we're almost there heat it up just gotta get rid of this hand move on to the body it's like a truck come on you can't have much health left flambe this boy oh spicy all right another one down we're moving on and now for the final battle here it comes yeah i like it just the sun then i catch you at a bad time allow me to show you my true power lasagna oh that's terrifying oh great um here here all the faces face is gone again it feels just like the god of control all right you're just showing off now let's get on with it it's finally here performing for you our last battle and you can join in too put your hands together if you want to clap as we give the darker lord a big old smack that doesn't rhyme shut up garfield the darkest lord all right now i'm debating i guess we're just going to sprinkle up like right off the bat we're going to hyper our damage dealers this team is cracked god damn i mean probably gonna have a ton of help but oh gonna be switching i've oh god this is so weird [Music] i don't even really know what i have to do but it's probably best to use something as aoe yeah you don't hit very hard you okay i am okay we're all okay we've been training for this and now the moment you've all been waiting for which which is what exactly are you gonna skewer us [Music] [Applause] i feel like i'm having an acid trip [Music] oh uh okay hang on could it be wait hang on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on hang on a second can i can i use sprinkles can i use some damn sprinkles let's protect sand so we can heal people i wasn't ready for that wait am i really just about to do this but like i'm dead i'm going to die aren't i yup that's it okay could this be it nope didn't want that to happen you were the healer oh crap i just got bodied all right take two do we get a little help from the horse this time he's he's not really doing much there you go all right here we go mount up kick him between the eyes this is where we're doing the big damage i'm not afraid here i just wasn't expecting to you know be it one health why are we just like fighting an egyptian god that's what this feels like like something out of a mummy movie here we go now we're getting the big attacks in buy spongebob coin buy batman coin [Music] now then what we've all been waiting for okay i'm gonna get the sprinkles ready come on oh man i don't have enough i just don't have enough i i need a big heel from uh my boy here yep crash is dead come on sands big heel big one i'm so mad i'm gonna say angry things on the internet keep attacking get crash up the whole squad [Music] one more time one more time what come on sans i'm healing you you're gonna heal everyone else here goes pick him up god damn it we're getting there though big damage oh geez come on dodge no donkey kong get down mr president [Music] resurgence chuck i'll fight on for you bring him back they're angry oh god this is it they're fighting on my behalf i brought them all this way and they're not gonna let me down sandra terrible healer dude awful one more time oh no no i'm too cool for that oh we're so close we are so close not [Music] he hit him with the available slammer now that's a loyal homie uh oh what is this a ghost poop no no no no no no we're done here [Music] you look how badass garfield is listen well dark curse you won't be able to move so don't bother trying octopus i know he's in chains just hear me out for a second i'm truly grateful to you for rescuing me look at the look at the thing in the background i wonder if you might indulge me this is the story of the dark curse's past a long long time ago he was just a normal human although he was very sad and lonely this game just got kind of kind of dark a little deep why does everyone ignore me please anyone just notice me now i see it's this face of mine he caught the ugly and with that he cast away his own face you know nicholas cage did that too you know in face off he was rid of that thing he resented so badly but without a face how could he cling to existence before long he had disappeared leaving behind a soul full of hatred malice and envy he's like shut up please please stop telling my story that was my private diary this shadow of a soul became the dark curse so now i ask you choctaws what we to do with this dark hearse we gotta save him got it we gotta save the lad just as i thought your kindness ever shines through we gotta kiss him now right you will need to give him a face but i believe that should pose no trouble for you not at all i got this and all along it was will smith after a surge of popularity in the 90s with the fresh prince men in black and a number of other movies he fell into obscurity coming into the millennium it angered him it upset him he looked in the mirror he couldn't forgive himself he had fallen off please leave the rest of me i'll take care of him you're gonna star him in a new movie well then i suppose this is goodbye thank you for everything and so ends our journey but if you enjoyed this series be sure to check out some of my others if you made it this far and you're not subscribed you kind of owe me and we will see you next time you

Channel: Choctopus

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Id: Dr7OIjduePw

Length: 128min 44sec (7724 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 28 2021