The FULL Crash Bandicoot 4 Experience

yeah that's me you're probably wondering how i got myself into this mess quickly we must go you know they're right it is about time that we got a new crash game i like how this television doesn't acknowledge the canon that is every game that came out in between crash 3 and crash 4. i couldn't even tell you some of those games i honestly i didn't play them anything after crash three doesn't count get here pumbaa some of you were pretty upset that i didn't get all the boxes when i played the demo so i'm going to do my best and i'm going to get all the boxes even at the expense of my life i just want you to know that i am playing this on retro because it just it wouldn't feel like a crash game if i played it on modern if you don't know what the difference is modern takes away lives and you just go to a checkpoint when you die that's not how crash games are played and shout out to activision for the early hookup like i actually got the game early and i'm not just going to click bait you who are you guys it's cool that we get a little tutorial in this first stage because when i played the demo there was no tutorial i missed the box do it over i'm like on the tutorial level and i already loved this game as someone who played a lot of crash growing up i'm so happy that this exists and it looks like they put a lot of love into it i missed one box and it's probably eating you guys alive and if you want me to play through the whole game i mean i'm gonna do it anyway but i'm trying to farm youtube comments so we get more views let me know down in the comment section and also if you're playing crash four let me know what you think and uh if you're playing on oops and also let me know if you're playing on modern or retro if you're playing on modern just you need to know that you're a baby okay so far so good i only died once on the tutorial level twice on the tutorial level remember any death is going to either come from stupidity or lack of patience that's how i operate wait we missed two boxes oh well oh look at this incentive to get all the boxes oh okay i need that chicken crash costume this is also kind of gonna be like a pseudo review as i play through the game but i can tell you right now i am absolutely loving what i'm experiencing this is very donkey kong-esque speaking of which we are due for a new donkey kong country game can we get one of those too i know different companies but i'm just talking out loud here i don't know what you're swinging at but it's not me okay so there's actually some real incentive here to get all these boxes because we unlock skins which is really cool yeah right idiot please if i don't get these it will haunt me [Music] this is going to be a huge pain because i need every box oh oh god oh god oh no no no if you accidentally jump on the box and it propels you up in the air throws off your entire timing so don't do that who are you a little glowy akuaku uh that's terrifying i'm just gonna i'm just gonna walk away well i guess we're supposed to run oh yeah imagine thinking i'm not going to get that gem oh what is this was this this fire coming after us this ectoplasm i don't know if it's just me but i feel like whenever i have a run down level or obstacle and crash my thumb is just constantly slipping off the thumbstick and i constantly have to readjust and i die because of it oh that was close still not missing boxes though we're still king of the box and i think that gave us an extra diamond big horn energy so if this is a recurring character um i don't know who they are because i haven't played anything after crash 3. i just like to think that nothing after crash 3 existed until they uh did the insane trilogy what a neocortex and all his goons look like they harass women online for pictures of their feet i think i prefer the hub world in crash 2 the most you kind of jump into the different portals but this is pretty cool i can freely choose between crash and coco wait i also have a bunch of skins this is actually really good incentive to go back in 100 levels because you can only get certain skins by collecting all the gems in specific levels oh this is cool i can phase the boxes in and out why do i look like the cover of childish gambino's red bone single imagine thinking me a gamer was not going to figure out that little obstacle i don't know something in my head told me that coco had a different move set i don't know why i i don't remember reading that but i could have swore somewhere that different characters were going to have different move sets i know neocortex has a different moveset okay wait wait wait you already jumped up come on do it okay you can do it again attaboy wait oh geez i almost missed that one all right it's grind time remember soap shoes remember how hard sonic adventure was trying to push those i think there was just too many lawsuits surrounding soap shoes i mean they were literally promoting death they wanted you to grind rails like a skateboard but minus the skateboard i missed another box and i do not feel good about it this also has me wanting to replay sonic adventure so that might come at some point if you guys want it just you know let me uh let me know what happens are we going to swing back and forth oh no the swinging back and forth on the rails is just not as instantaneous as i would like it to be give me the power up let me be tron coco whoops congratulations you played yourself it's funny how even though coco is the character that i'm playing you have to get okay that was close you have to get the crash boxes like she doesn't even get her own boxes okay i get this one you gotta that's confusing as hell we're only a couple levels in and there's some pretty clever level design and puzzles surrounding lana lolly and i i appreciate it i'm excited to see what the rest of the game holds [Music] that's gonna take some getting used to my brain knows what has to happen but my little fingers aren't quick enough sometimes all right we missed about 20. if it was like one or two i would have felt much worse about that oh cool i can beat gamer crash the more i play this the more nostalgia comes back and the more i really really want crash to join the cast of super smash brothers because he just seems like one of the few puzzle pieces missing you know no offense to banjo and like this is the model that they would put in and it just it fits so well for smash so i'm really hoping that like there's boxes in here aren't there i'm just smashing them up i need to pay attention more i know like this is retro mode and everything but uh i got a ton of lives i had a ton of lives is what i will say in a few minutes oh oh crap i forgot how to do it for a second you better believe i'm getting that one up and that's it excuse me come through you're a big boy i hate i no you're dancing i like how they just kind of stiffen up and drop i gotta say adding that little circle helps so much with portions of the game where you have to platform forward and backwards it really is a godsend i like this i feel like it adds like a whole new dynamic to the game i think i can go this way right they're trying to hide something from us oops that one doesn't seem like a fun job i mean you got like the guy who's swinging the machete and you have the shorter guys swinging the spear but this guy might be entry level oh that didn't work oh probably good to know that if you accidentally phase yourself through the platforms uh it'll kill you oh that's quite a lot of boxes but what are you gonna do what is happening are we playing music by spitting on the drums all right so if you had to make a band out of all video game characters who do you got give me your video game character band lineup i'm probably putting crash on the drums that seems like it'd make the most sense like some kind of pseudo animal from the muppets kind of role i got luigi on bass guitar that just seems like it would be the most fitting i feel like we got to put kirby on vocals i mean kirby does have experience with the mic okay let's not get torched you know what he was swinging that so slowly and i still managed to die there that's my biggest flaw it's that crash platforming is so accurate sometimes it requires almost like a surgeon's touch i don't have good depth perception i never did i wore glasses when i was young because my depth because my death i can't say it because my depth perception was poor so i'm at a real disadvantage when i play okay i accidentally put the nitro things there okay make this yes i can i am a gamer there's a lot going on here there's a lot of things that i have to worry about please let me turn okay turn you off turn you off turn you off oh oh god what am i doing why am i torturing myself this way um crash get in the ball get on the ball why this seems to be like the first option instead of i don't know running and while you're running just like let gravity do its thing if this is all downhill you know like the newfound glory song the truck is going to get me isn't it oh come on oh that was close one hamster wheel to another so is the daily grind of life at this point screw the boxes i'm about survival but just know that every time i miss a box a piece of my soul dies not too bad i guess this is like a metallica concert this is our first boss fight we died instantly obviously we want to dodge or i guess hit back the flaming ghosts spin enemies that's what i did i did that it's like turtles in time combined with mario odyssey you know it's like that boss fight against shredder i guess i have to go under those the boss fight against shredder where you have to throw the foot clan at the screen that's a good boss fight turtles in time is a great game oh damn it and it's like fighting the uh the brutal zord at the end of odyssey spoiler i don't know no spoilers that game has been out for a couple years jump jump slide slide i think i make that mega man reference in about like every fifth video all right the speakers are out bring in the headliner this is a neat boss fight i like this this is cool i don't think i've disliked a single level yet i really hope the rest of the game is like this oh geez come on that was unintentional i slitted him and it somehow worked i'm pretty sure these concert goers are gonna want their money back oh no don't make it one of these don't make me have to platform don't give me a time limit oh now we're really gonna crank it up to an 11. music puns did boss fights always have checkpoints in crash games is that something that has existed forever or are they just like you know what kids nowadays they can't handle retro gaming and it's difficulties oh we unlock the next world this is straight up gonna be donkey kong country wait it's called booty calls they called the stage booty calls i'm kind of tempted to always check back behind the level because i feel like they'll be hiding something there that was an old lizard you could tell because he had the beard so we just assaulted the elderly wait i didn't make that jump i just blatantly jumped over that box without any real reason this is where it all falls apart because i was doing so well no no i'm missing so many boxes oh they're dead this guy's seeming particularly crabby this morning yeah somebody was telling me we had it hit him right in his heart underwear big meaty claws all these claws ain't just for attracting mates someone's telling me that i probably shouldn't even bother but i'm a glutton for punishment oh i did it here i am jumping on a bunch of boxes to collect fruit when there's just a vault full of treasure that i can just scrooge mcduck into oh man i want to be pirate crash hang on guys i'm coming the crash fan fit community is gonna have a good time with you i'm gonna play as this chick now oh she's got he's got like sheik's f-smash oh we have a hook shot okay officially whoever this is she is broken she's got the range okay this is cool i like this and she can wall jump okay but you can't hookshot an octopus i've been betrayed by my own brethren give us a movie isn't there a ration and clank movie coming out or that come out already and i just it came out already didn't it i mean can we just get a really killer crash movie because i would pay good money i would go see it twice wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] we just secured the bag wait who's tana i mean i guess it'd be kind of hard to make a crash movie being that he doesn't really speak but if you think about it there's a mario movie coming out being done by illumination so if they could do that i feel like they can definitely do this you should probably change my costume but i'm kind of enjoying fortnite crash he just gets all jacked up on g-fuel and he speeds through these levels and then he does the fortnight dance i'm sorry i'm probably ruining crash for everybody i'm doing the opposite no hang on i need that i'm doing the opposite of what the developers probably wanted for this stage which is to go really fast and do cool tricks that wasn't the way to do it imagine being me and just dying a bunch on the bonus level where you're supposed to get more lives you end up netting less than you gain look at that 34 lives why am i so good at collecting wampa fruits they thought retro mode was gonna hold me back see how many lives i have dirty they thought retro mode was going to hold me back do you see how many lives i have 34. just want you to know there's no room for any double blow and bubble baby modern players out here in man's country easy easy does it you know what these sharks remind me of you guys ever watch street sharks that was a teenage mutant ninja turtle ripoff that didn't last very long in the 90s but the toys were really cool i want to see like oh okay that's rest in peace okay we're gonna we're gonna juke this guy right here we're gonna we're gonna juke them oh look at this again crash into yeah that's right death is funny i have a dark sense of humor something's fishy here this uh it's a fish this is really it though do i just need to wait for these three stacked mice just kamikaze into the tentacles i got like the three kids in a trench coat thing going on i'm sorry louise that it had to be this way have i missed so many boxes here drink this it's it's totally not poison this won't kill your hair take a sip oh what is this dark matter spin oh my god i i'm basically incineroar at this point using my darkest lariat is there any real reason to let go of this button i feel like i'm just invincible well water kills you i'm just a natural disaster destroying everything in my way kind of like konami oh i i couldn't stop the next character that we need a revival from is frogger what has frogger been up to these last three decades actually i'm kidding because there was a frogger game on the playstation that i used to love and i played it all the time but it wasn't a traditional frogger game it was kind of like a platformer kind of how do i hurt you like that i reflect everything i do like all the the masks they put in i think like there's some cool wait that eats you well i was just saying how much i uh enjoy the fact that we have all these cool new power-ups and i'm looking forward to seeing some more i think i already like this more than crash three this crash three out of the original trilogy was my least favorite but i think four is overtaking it i mean two is obviously the best there's no arguing that just waiting for the comment section to load up with people telling me that they can't watch this because i miss so many boxes i know i'm a disappointment just ask anyone i've ever known someone's telling me to hang right over here but there's uh wait a second the death counter is going to start going up really fast isn't it i was i was talking smack earlier i was saying how this game actually isn't that hard and i have so many lives and i have a feeling those words are going to come back to bite me you think you can defeat me spinny top man top man from honestly top man you know one of the robot masters from mega man he wishes he wishes nice it's actually making me physically ill knowing how many skins i'm missing out on because i'm i'm not getting all the boxes there's gems that i'm not grabbing i'm dying see i'm the type of person who needs to get everything in a stage before moving on i'm that type of platformer but here's the thing if i decided to go that route in this game this would be the only game that i played on my channel probably for the rest of forever see you think if crash spins long enough they'll yak everywhere hey that's gonna kill me i forgot this mask's name but i feel safe when i have him like nothing can harm me oh that's annoying that that is incredibly annoying why does this specific mask here just look like he's generally done with crashes i'm gonna helicopter your ass every checkpoint is a small victory because there's nothing worse in a crash game or just any general platformer where you have checkpoints to get so far into a stage and then realize that that can happen i really hope that there's an overall death counter like when you finish a file because i really really want to see the total oh we bounced off him that was just pure luck i didn't deserve that at all come on finish it damn it this might be a hot take or maybe a very very cold take but i would love to see a crash game uh maybe this has happened already because like i said nothing has happened after crash three but uh i would like to see a more explorable world and not so much an open world crash game think maybe like mario odyssey but crash this wall running is uh kind of throw me for a loop i think i had a dream last night about crash four i think this is kind of taking over my subconscious at this point because i played a bunch of it late at night and then i went to bed and immediately i i guess my brain needed more but not more death so if crash four is it's about time will crash five hopefully be just in time what i'm saying is i want more crash i'm telling you though activision's gonna release this game and they're gonna see dollar signs because it's going to sell well so crash five i think is inevitable and then just wait until this game inevitably comes to switch where it will sell more copies crash bandicoot more like cash bandicoot right we're like dead bandicoot i'm dying in such stupid ways like please let me make the jump finally excuse me don't mind if i do i think i'm bored with this power up now i think i'm ready to see the next thing okay can't reflect fire that is such a tight jump like that was so incredibly close that wasn't fair okay maybe the jump isn't so tight maybe i just suck oh my god for real so not like i'm dying on purpose or anything but i need to know like what's better for the content do you enjoy seeing me suffer or do you want to see like a really good crash player i mean not that i'm not already a professional crash player because i am i don't know if you knew that which is more of a reason why if you are a new viewer you should totally subscribe see it's incredibly scummy to put that there like just let me make a safe landing oh my god this is tough oh god i'm just trying to get the boxes why are you torturing me don't know if it's going to work but wow i did it to probably everyone's surprise it didn't kill me i appreciate the difficulty being thrown at us here i do i really do because i was worried that this game was going to be way too easy i'm going back for the box that was a bad idea in case you couldn't tell like i'm by the end and i can see that i only have a couple boxes left so we've gotten them all which means i need to get these other ones i'm going to do it this time we're only at i don't know 20 deaths we got it there we go this is the one here we go no stopping me no stopping me you see it oh wait no he has crazy eyebrows overall he just looks like a monster i gotta say though for someone who looks very disheveled his teeth aren't too bad you expect his mouth to be completely gross oh okay why do you take steroids oh we're gonna knock them off the stage come on there we go is the the color change supposed to be part of the difficulty it's supposed to be like man we're gonna mess with their eyes now they'll never see it coming all right hulk time to go night night what's the next world a jungle city like i'm not going to use the polygonal crash skin is this supposed to be like new orleans or something oh look at the spiral balloon in the background getting big big new orleans vibes from this level i went to new orleans last halloween so about a year ago man how much the world can change in one year and i have to say i absolutely love that city i'm hoping one day maybe in the near future i'll be able to go back because i had such a good time and i want to go back because mostly because of the food new orleans had some great food i mean granted it was all deep fried but that's a good thing i mean not for cholesterol but you get it what is that thing oh you want me to put something inside your head oh myself is a weird fetish i wish there was a way to see how many boxes you missed up until a certain point so this way i don't have to hate myself as much when i get to the end of a stage and i can kind of just hate myself a little bit along the way part of this is i don't know like what's going to hurt me i mean i do know it's going to be mostly everything blocks want to be swamped so badly they're like hipster swamps wait a second when you jump on their head they throw up confetti no sometimes my brain no work so good when i'm trying to do some of these puzzles that involve turning the boxes on and off oh it's grind time oh can i oh i've already missed too many boxes i don't know if it's just me but i feel like i've been on this stage for quite a long time however this might be one of the most fun stages yet so you want to take its time just a little bit longer i'm okay with that my only gripe with some of these grinds levels is that when you hit circle to drop down it like takes a second before you can come back up oh i could have got the masquerade crash gross that's right dingo dial is playable in this game we get to play one of the big boys oh we don't have a jet pack we use like a like a leaf blower okay he has barrels in up boxes oh i can this is basically luigi's mansion this is his redneck poltergust there's something very satisfying about being able to use the vacuum to suck things up then fire them back at people oh well there goes your livelihood very chill for someone who just lost their entire business don't get me wrong i like this just as i enjoyed the uh the tauna stage but i think overall i would just prefer a straight up crash game than uh having to play a bunch of characters does really change up the pace of the game though like you go from trying to platform as quick as you can to now i have to solve puzzles by sucking up boxes and then firing them in different places also probably way easier to get all the boxes in a stage like this where i don't have to complete an insane series of jumps let me know your thoughts down in the comment section do you prefer stages like this what do you think of playing different characters as opposed to just being able to control like i don't know let's say crash and coco that's the king k roll up smash when he dies he doesn't he does a k rule up smash look at these metal gear solid tactics we're using somebody make a rom hack of the original metal gear solid but put dingo dial instead of snake i guarantee you're looking at game of the year his jump is weird because you have to press and then hold x and then he bounces afterwards so the timing is a little bit weird there's a lot of explosives over here oh come on dingo don't fail me now okay what i need to know is how the hell did i miss 60 boxes i took my time on this one i kind of just want to give like my quick and dirty review on this game in case you were wondering if crash 4 is worth your time or money it is not only is this a nice return to crash's roots but it also has some other interesting characters that you can play to kind of mix up the gameplay a little bit but on top of that there is so much that you can do after you beat the game you can go back you can 100 every level but on top of that there's also inverted levels there are tape challenges there is a ton that you can do with this game there is a load of replayability here with all the challenges and skins that you can unlock on top of a time trial mode if you're looking to speed run the game plus two modes you can play it on retro if you're looking for a more punishing crash feel although i'm sitting here with 52 lives right now so i don't know how challenging it is or if maybe i'm just really good at collecting wampa fruits or if you don't want to worry about lives at all you can play on modern and we will make fun of you for it i'm i'm kidding you can play this game however you want i think that's probably where the challenge lies i don't think the challenge is necessarily in just the game because like i said i have an abundance of lives right now but i think the challenge is going to be in trying to 100 this game because a lot of the harder challenges are just trying to get all the boxes he's waiting for me to blow up the tnt boxes i like food trucks but i don't know how much i trust a food boat just seems kind of gross especially in the middle of a swamp i feel like the food would be all wet oh that was close okay crawl crawl crash crawl i am 100 over these stages oh wow okay that is a lot of nitro boxes this this this is oh wait it's idiot crash what was his name again oh i'm dead i can say this though i'm thankful for having almost 60 lives because i'm gonna need them but one thing that's not going to happen is i don't think i'm going to get a game over this entire game or starting from the beginning of a level because if you run out of lives in the middle of a stage that's what retro mode is you have to start from the beginning but i don't see myself again i get a feeling that's the end of the stage too it's got to be not this time damn it oh we made it hallelujah praise the crash gods another mask incoming hey now at least buy me dinner first demo prepared me for this one i'm ready a few moments later when i hit the time boxes i just start mashing the square button like a madman i'm not moving on until i get every single box in this bonus it's crazy how easy it is to just slightly overshoot your jump in this game i guess that's the crash in general why am i complaining i knew what i was getting myself into don't know what the ironic part is you want to know what the ironic part is though i'm spending a lot of time here only to know that i'm probably going to miss a box somewhere else along the way i think i'm just going to start saying curse words this damn ice man it's this damn ice did i do it oh god we did it wait how do i get that one lone box up there now don't make me come all this way you know i keep forgetting about the high jump to my death [Applause] i'm determined to 100 this stage or at least get all the boxes and then we can worry about the other gems later this guy doing just like standing here chilling probably drooling at least put up a fight have we done it god damn all that pain for nothing ah well skin's not even that good anyway gross when you think you're doing really well and you think you've gotten all the boxes you get to the end and you're just humbled by the number you see this ice is no joke careful crash watch out for the nitro boxes more importantly watch out for the guy swing the giant mace i think i put a checkpoint there i don't know why i'm still trying this is all just arbitrary reassurance even if i get every other box it will still be one or two less or many probably many i swear this ice is going to make me throw my controller crash 4 might actually bring me to the breaking point it's kind of been a while since the game has done that are you kidding i got nowhere to go oh boy okay all right come on make the jump not even close you know what i don't care i feel like i'm just being mocked at this point i just i see boxes when i close my eyes when i dream at night it's only of seeing a 100 box destruction rate i just want to know who hurt some of these level designers who was it who broke your heart and why do you feel the need to punish me i should probably take a break but i can't i can't put the game down man screw all these ice levels and everything that they stand for break the box yeah i don't know whatever doesn't matter anymore before anything we're getting that checkpoint i don't know what the hell this thing is over here i'm willing to fight [Music] oh better run better run what do we have here okay that is a lot of nitro boxes oh jeez that was cool though did we destroy the entire yeah we broke something oh wait did we free neocortex oh my god it's time for the bear i don't know his name i love him though i would die for him and apparently i would literally die neocortex being right in front of us makes me believe that we're probably gonna have to do that stage next his stage wasn't that bad actually i i didn't mind it i think i'm just not really i hope we were right close to the checkpoint i think i'm just not really into the tauna and dingo dial stages watch out for that tree job for the icicles oh and okay please hit the box oh i missed it this um i can't jump yo this is like a polar bear how are we not able to catch up to neocortex on skis like this is your environment it's about time i said the thing all right let's go ugly let's settle this okay what do i have to do here why didn't he invent something that was like uh hey let's i don't know electrocute the entire floor at the same time you know like something that just can't fail out i was using all the things now this is what it should have did to start we should have started with this that's the classic cartoony villain trope they always wait till the last second to start using their best attacks i'm going to design a game and the villain is going to use all the good stuff at the beginning and then people will be like why the hell do you design this game and i'm going to say i have no idea how i designed this game i don't know how to code but okay you're gonna make it very small now speaking of small neocortex is like four foot three is what i'm talking about like he brought them back like don't bring them back just drop all of them you're giving me chances here oh jesus okay so now that we know that there's two of them before punchbot punchbot where are you punchbot there he is there he goes there's gonna be like curses you have defeated me you will now be able to use me in certain levels i shouldn't quit unemployment is at an all-time high right now i want to hang on to that job pal it appears we have a common enemy and just like that in a complete story twist neo cortex is now good we're going prehistoric with this one oh yeah i can't kill a dinosaur i'm going to try to get every box just for you guys plants looking a little bit like gene simmons you guys know gene's hitting that you probably don't one or two of you probably do but most of you don't oh look at that they had rails that we could grind in prehistoric times oops how do i do that okay i'm learning here i got plenty of lives though sometimes foreshadowing is relatively obvious is it gonna be the run play escape from the city something real uh upbeat that makes us believe in ourselves almost torched our booty i love the aesthetic of this level i think i just like the aesthetic of any prehistoric levels i like the lost kingdom in mario odyssey okay careful and okay we missed a bunch not so bad wow this looks amazing i haven't jumped into any of the inverted stages yet but this is clean as hell oh the wampa fruits are grapes the inverted is a little trippy and i think each stage is different oh yeah we're also playing the stage backwards i'm gonna skill this inverted just the way that i did regular this is yoshi's island if the development team was pissed so he doesn't have a double jump but he has a gun and you can shoot people neocortex's whole kit is he can blockify enemies make him a solid platform or make him a bouncy platform i'm team bouncy platform dude this game is beautiful look at this okay i see what i had to do there but i thought about it after i jumped oh he turns into a devil when he dies did i have i just noticed that change this game also does a good job at giving some variety it's not just like straight run and gun i guess fun not intended platforming with crash because you also have to kind of like stop and think about things with neocortex and figure out the best course of action another cool thing is you can change them back so like if you accidentally mess up by making the enemy like too close or too far you can always reverse it damn we're only like five off that time now we're going to dino dash now this is another one of the stages that was in the demo so we got to use marsupus erectus you know what they say when in rome do as the romans do well when in prehistoric times wear a rotting leopard's pelt around your waist watch me spitting that acid hang on i gotta die i i miss that one remember this remember when we thought like he was just gonna be done with it come on crash no one in their right mind is crawling when there's a t-rex chasing them he's given up yeah turn around go home can we just take a second to acknowledge the fact that if this steel box was just hovering slightly above i don't know lava crash would not have bottoms to his feet hang on i'm just i'm trying to get the boxes rex i'm sure you would like skin too i mean it's a different kind of skin oh boy oh okay things are heating up crash run oh my god he crushed me remember i'm willing to die for 100 completion you might have gotten are you wait what oh we're getting a new power up here ah okay upside down oh he's two arrows oh the whole gang is getting together now this is like the big avengers meetup at the end of end game only it's crash characters and we don't care about most of them all right we got the gravity flippin dude now i don't know his name but we can go upside down we are very close to that nitro please don't crush me thank you so i forgot i actually got a spin while i run that totally makes sense oh would you look at that it's upside down time oh i've got a slide on the ceiling okay this requires some kind of reflexes that i don't have this is weird i'm trying to not just get crushed alive dude this is so strange because it's mixing so many different mechanics it's like go upside down and on the wall and backwards and die easy don't make me come up there i don't think so oh come on where'd you come from nope not today dude how am i missing so many boxes when you think you're doing well this is like life when you think you're doing well it turns out you're not that seems like a very awful job just standing there electrocuting yourself hoping that the enemy is just going to show up is this crash or metal gear solid oh how do i do this one not that way too early i panic spun we're going to end up wasting a lot of lives here because i want to try and get this can't be stopped doing 34 boxes we're out of this hell hole we still have 62 lives crash vented i saw him he's us oh it took a while 152 out of 152 boxes and we still have to get more gems to get the skin oh this is going to be a mud wrestling stage okay this is going to be annoying ah nobody's going to get me that he's going to chomp me what oh okay easy why why are we so slippery for the sake of my insanity i'm not going for every box on this stage may make you want to hit that dislike button but we're gonna speed run any percent that's a straight up pokemon oh my god this is cute as hell i'm sorry you had to see that are you gonna try and eat this cute little fat whatever it is he's too adorable why why would you want to do that look at him slide on his belly and stuff hey let's torture ourselves some more and hit this bonus stage that was close oh boy easy easy easy i'm just trying to get through this in one piece i just want to see all the beautiful stages i don't want to be tortured which way which way are we going i got 17 deaths now this is embarrassing this is not an epic gamer move i would die for this little chubby animal i like how they don't even know each other he's like just hey hop on go on an adventure that's the way it ought to be but i ain't like that because everyone's mad all the time i love these levels but the steering is just it's not instantaneous so like you have to hold it and there's like a momentum shift yeah jump into the abyss i'm with you my friend we'll go together okay i lost a cuckoo but that's all right because we made it okay easy there and just like that they got sent to the shadow realm oh a black hole might as well just jump right in oh this is gonna be sick it's gonna have to grind literally through every stage through every dimension uh they just sent me to the shadow realm and i'm gonna pull the uno reverse card dude this is dope combining all of the uh all the power-ups now i deserved to die there but i didn't okay that's more like it aurora borealis at this time of year oh so there's a couple platforms that don't move i should probably take advantage this is the one you'll become entropy i mean we gotta be getting close to the end of the game if they're making us use every possible power-up to fight entrophy who's the main villain i guess both of them crash has some good stamina i'd be tired after the first set of obstacles wrong way oh glorious glorious checkpoints this could very well be the final boss or close to it and i'm just so naive that i don't believe it is just like that it's over that's right you send them away into the black hole where they're likely just going to die infinitely the snacks dimension that's where i want to live wait this is supposed to be the celebration land why did i get torched okay this really is just frogger get away from me oh wait hang on i gotta get the you gonna get that first spin to win baby this is what society would look like if gino got into smash dude this is like sensory overload trying to do some of these challenges i mean it really is a good thing i just loaded up on lives i don't know which way i'm dying up down left right i think i'm mostly dying because i want that set of boxes right there how how how can i just do it this way almost i just want you to know that i tried you can't say i didn't try because i gave it my all but sometimes or all is not enough crap the end is right there too not gonna lie that might have been one of the tougher levels gonna make us play dingo dial this chubby boy dingo dial is just redneck king k rool he does waddle he looks like um remember that show dinosaurs you're really better off being really a family that was a show way ahead of its time it was a sitcom with dinosaurs oh no you get out of here with that thing away with that no one wants your nitro box dingo dial might actually be broken you know screw it screw crash and smash give us just a crash bandicoot fighting game with all like four of the characters or whatever he's so big he hit it i don't like this i didn't sign up for this dingody was just like harmlessly running a restaurant here comes crashing his friends and they're like hey big boy time to platform oh we're switching out characters here all right throwing in the b squad yeah i know he's just trying to help me i think it's just funny to hit him though that killed me i like how they make you fight a bunch of trash cans in this level or as i like to call them the new york mets that was a sports joke whoever designed this level has been playing way too much frogger one person crossed this street once once come on please snap oh i got saved there saved by the bus oh no no what did i do to deserve this punishment i'm just trying to cross the street this must be what it's like when a child is trying to cross the street on their own for the first time oh yeah oh yeah indeed what kind of disaster is this gonna take us to i'm proud of the fact that i haven't gotten a game over yet but i know saying it out loud we'll will it into existence and i'll end up losing 29 more lives here 28. this is where like nintendo would step in and be like hey you need some help do you want the invincibility mushroom that makes it so you can't die ever or clippy in microsoft word be like hey you look like you could use some help you look like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown insane traffic that's why it's called rush hour why are they telling me how to shoot things now this is like the third neocortex stage that we played i don't know who's in charge of the city but they might want to get this looked at i don't know what the budget is for fixing some of the the things in this city but it's got to be pretty high i mean everything here is high tech okay now he needs to get in there without getting crushed oh boy that was close all right we're through imagine like making it through that and dying to this how are we doing on lives oh 17. we had like 60 something at the start of this why is this game so gorgeous i just watched that happen in slow motion and i get it i get it i overshot it oh it straight up just toss me in the trash all right we made it everyone here is waiting for me who's taking like 12 years to get here oh he's gonna do the evil guy betrayal thing oh okay just straight up switching without telling me that's cool you do that how why the goal to make it to the end because i'm like right there i see it i see the box with the fraction that is not a hundred percent and it's mocking me and it's right there i'm so happy that the animal crossing update dropped because i'm gonna go need to play some animal crossing after this just to calm my nerves and go farm some pumpkins this makes me want to smash pumpkins not the band either this is a cuphead difficulty right here oh please come on i'm right here no no just like the last two or three stages i went from like 60 lives to three four away from an extra life do i go for it that's it i can't believe i got a game over i think i got wiped gif okay this is where it happened last time i mean if i do this on the first try i'm gonna be mad as hell [Music] uh what i don't have words that those are the capabilities of gamer crash okay there's this new game now you were supposed to be a good guy me i am my greatest failure all right so we're just gonna create a wormhole good luck surviving that these are og levels we're going back to 1996. so we're literally going back to crash one there's two of them so if we're going back in time so neo-cortex can stop neo-cortex from creating crash wouldn't that mean that he's gonna stop himself from creating this game series in which case he won't be famous anymore places infested with roaches you think after 30 i made this statement you think after 20 something years they would have hired an exterminator i guess maybe crash is the exterminator because he's coming in and like i mean if i hired an exterminator and he just came in and just kind of like tornadoed all the bugs i would question his qualifications you think i'm gonna jump on your little spiky shield what what what's that oh geez i got that at the last second okay so we're going back in time but we have the power-ups now that one looked like it hurt i was gonna say what do i have to do here and then i real i touched the slime this part is wacky do people use the word wacky anymore i feel like that was a high key 90s word gamer crash is going to bring wacky back into rotation what are you remember those slap hands and that was the fastest way to get in trouble with siblings get one of those slap hands from the quarter machine and just smack them in the face okay i'm going for that i'm gonna get it third time's the charm okay we got it you thought i was gonna die there didn't you you probably thought oh chuck he's gonna lose here man he sucks at video games well that looks like it causes health problems if you work in this factory you definitely don't have great health coverage i'm just i'm gonna say that the health plan probably isn't very good if you work for neocortex i don't like these rats then again does anyone like any rats are there any good rats out there dude what i just got impaled and that's all my lives two hours later all right we're back here i gotta remember that i can't touch the jelly boys okay we're almost through it i think i died around here last time not this time gamer crash is ready oh it's wall run time into the spinning cog of death is all about timing of which i have none is there a checkpoint is there an ending in sight oh we got that life we're hanging in there just a little bit longer this is probably a bad idea yep this is definitely a bad idea or not or it's a big huge brand idea that okay we're gonna go big or go home there we go all right we came out plus two lives this thing's like a pachinko machine for boogers where where are where are we okay i got two lives and something tells me that past this stupid obstacle is the end of this level which is what i need more than anything right now holy sh if i was a coward i would switch over to to modern right now holy oh my god he held that for like a second longer avert your eyes i know i'm bad we take no chances here this is so stupid um i realized something and i'm gonna hate myself for it i can slow time and i'm not doing it oh i made it i made it oh cut all that out just cut all that out of the video i don't want to be gamer crash anymore i just want to be regular crash this is a fresh stage i feel like i can actually breathe for a second i mean that's going to change really quickly okay so far so good much easier than oh there goes my extra life it's fine i didn't need it anyway narrator but he needed it wait for him to charge i i didn't see that one i saw the checkpoint box i want to feel its wood crushing beneath my fingertips i want to feel the splinters in my flesh oh no no no no no oh no no let's wait like a patient boy crash is a good boy i i want to give him pets i think i got to do like a crouch jump okay that's that easy come easy go sometimes i'm a little confused on which way to go because the background just it looks really good and i don't know what's platformable i gotta know where to go oh where are we going how am i still alive who how how am i still alive oh hallelujah all right how bad can a castle be oh we're using all the power-ups in this one what is oh good i'm glad that happened because i was just doing it to show you what not to do yeah why do you go so fast i wasn't ready for skater boy to come take me out all right we got a bonus stage of this one i need the bandscoot heads as much as i would love to do that i don't have the the mental endurance everything else is going to be cake now no no no i've come this far i can't switch modes i can't i don't care if i get a thousand game overs i refuse to play on modern not this time oh i just realized um i wasn't that far into the level that i kept trying that i was not far at all this is nothing oh thank god a checkpoint oh hang on they changed powers on me i wasn't even paying attention okay interesting dude what i gotta like super jump or try try and go around it or or just die i guess and go back to the beginning this is the run this is how you break someone is this the way to do it probably not [Music] dude what are you kidding me i i i don't i don't know i have two lives we can do this we can't do this okay right there and then we just need to get a one up oh oh we got it holy sh bro this is nuts [Music] how am i supposed to do that just call me a weenie from here on out yeah i know i did what i said i wasn't going to do and switch to modern but i'm sorry have you seen this stage anyone who can do a no death run in this game i feel like they should get the keys to the kingdom they should be given activision so the difference is i just have a death counter now and i don't have lives there's no game overs there's no more pressure i just need to not cave in and break my dual shock oh okay we did that on the first try i feel like i'm not even allowed to pop off after i beat this stage because i switched to weenie hut jr mode oh okay okay that's the end i see it i see the end i'm sorry the commentary here is not going to be good but you can just watch me die a lot [Music] i want to pop off so bad right now but i know i don't deserve it i know i i just i i can't i can't pop off i switched from modern from retro to modern so i'm not allowed to pop off but just know i'm a failure that was single-handedly one of the hardest levels i've had to play in any game ever i think this is the final boss they're gonna fight is this past neocortex or present neocortex i don't care at this point nothing could be as diabolical as cortex castle was did you jump on the suit uh yeah i didn't know i was supposed to do that but i'm gonna do it this is like okay you're some of you actually you know what none of you have probably played this game but there was a game called trampoline terror on the sega genesis that's exactly no come on leave him alone leave the double d of masks alone he's using his powers against me i feel like i'm ready for this i was training for this all right oh no my only weakness horizontal lasers oh see this is the worst part it's because it's disorienting as hell okay blue is crouch red is jump come on throw a challenge at me i just beat cortex castle after about 400 tries oops okay i spoke too soon there we go four more times we're running out of masks oh i'm afraid of this one this is like when the avengers take out the hulk this is the big boy mask oh okay he's just like spinning i was afraid of it where's the next one just gotta get them where they're gonna be oh here's the last one we got him oh there's 135 okay cool is that it is he is he done gonna get jumped by all the masks now good you deserve it just for putting me through cortex castle uh my brain is mush oh they started with number five crash five confirmed my brain is mush i i love this game but i'll gladly go back and play the insane trilogy if you want it but i feel like after this after the last couple stages alone nothing well now they're tough but crash to no i don't know the last couple stages alone are harder than any crash game i've ever played let me know your thoughts and if you want more torture i mean crash content let me know in the comment section we'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: Choctopus

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Id: Rj3K5ySmo-8

Length: 58min 20sec (3500 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2020