Metroid Dread: The Complete Run

there she is there's metroid what the did you call me did we just got out of the thing we're already on the floor samus is like i don't get paid enough for this it's the chorizo oh it's the king chorizo you think samus makes a lot of money she's a galactic bounty hunter okay it's not working you might want to turn around get out of there sam as i've learned in games always go backwards i can't open this door yet oh i got a laser remember when laser pointers were like a thing i had a laser pointer when i was a kid and i had all these caps and one of them was like a naked lady and i had to hide that one from my parents is this a melee attack that is slow as hell no wonder you don't use her jab and ultimate i'm gonna be so bad at this i already know the comment section is going to be very mean i just collected something it looks like another missile yes teach me how to play the game we can clearly blow this up right oh hello maybe sam should start an exterminating service you know in between missions what if you got a slow season you don't have a lot of bounties very trusting be like i'm going to stick my whole ass arm in here she's like oh this feels weird why is it wet so she was attacked by a chozo and from what i understand she was raised by chozo so it's out of the ordinary for this to have happened they want me to save already it's about to go down oh hello it's created by this giant crab beetle there's some change i kind of wish there was a button i'd be able to hold down for rapid fire instead of pressing ow i don't like these bats they're gonna be my downfall look i'm already dying get out of here okay why didn't i do that like these little slug guys yeah they're not hurting anybody if an area on the map is blinking in case there's a hidden item how about don't yeah blow that up there we go what is this we're already getting upgrades missile tank acquired missile capacity increased by two look at this first two minutes in the game already getting upgrades i'm a natural-born bounty hunter um uh oh it's the emmy you seem to be malfunctioning you feel like your eye shouldn't be red uh hello get off me uh go under its legs classic i'm getting out of here my heart is racing i should have like a heart monitor should invest this way you guys could just see my heart's doing about 1 30 right now just i don't do well with hari you know especially when there's a killer robot chasing me all right i absorbed something we gonna explain this i gotta power up hold l to use aim oh hello i'm charging my laser remember that meme back in 2007. all right so that should be able to open all those doors that we were unable to open so now we're okay wait you know what you better back off i just got this new weapon it didn't work get off me oh wait no we can yeah that thing's not getting back up oh i lost it okay so i don't get to keep it i guess i have to go absorb dead bodies in order to use it again it's fine i guess all right we got like a whole map now this is a lot of work why is my arm glowing it's just throbbing can samus get like a tylenol you think there's like a cvs in here somewhere please no well there's only six of them right we killed one yeah we we saw that didn't work last time why are you running faster please get away from me ah stupid you can't reach me under here you're too big oh wait oh he's coming for me like kind of like a spike i don't like this please run oh god oh where are we going this way go in there i don't know where to go let's just get away from me oh god oh god no i'm dead r and i nope i went that way last time didn't work oh no no please okay you can't get me in here oh wait two little animals over you know what hey uh i'm back listen uh i didn't know that i was gonna die as soon as those things caught me so could you help me out here i don't think so i estimate a 99 probability of death if an emmy captures you yeah but tell me about the one percent listen it's fine i'm just gonna stay out of the emmy's neighborhood here's a missile upgrade i will take that i i said i will i will take that i would like i would like to take that come on sandwich you could turn into the ball thing this entire series is just oh wait where'd you come from where did you come from i didn't have a second to react no no no no no no no no no no get away get away get away come on get away get out of here go shoo boy shoo shoo bad dog i feel trapped oh crap oh god no please run samus samus listen listen to me just just get out of there oh god i don't even know where i am we got to be coming close to the morph ball because wow fight because we kind of need it to go everywhere i'm not getting back up there am i i could tell you one thing i'm really good at finding save points jam the arm in there zordon i need your help i think it's safe to say that i got my last game over that i won't be getting any more is this can we drown him out all right just go down the water slide just it's really hard to explore and go the right way i'm assuming that those little things uh kind of alerts the emmy as to where i am teach me how to roll how would you like to buy some cookies wait wait wait wait please charge beam okay i want to see one of them mess with me now i played metroidvanias before i get it i beat hollow knight i know what it's all about what is this thing energy tank oh thank you oh a cut scene all right we did something right yes no where am i going i'm getting scared one could say that i'm feeling a sense of dread who's watching me what is this eyeball oh crap oh no he's gonna see me damn it no 12 seconds later okay [Music] i i swear where did you even come from i walked through the door and i just got murked ew gross uh is it getting hot in here is it just me yeah uh can't go in there samus is like relax we can't go to arizona in july this is something please teach me things the thermal fuel flow has been redirected yeah that's what i wanted to do i wanted to redirect the uh the dermal fuel that's what i came here for real quiet just be so quiet god i i can't it's too scary i feel like i'm being hunted i don't know if they're after me right this second but up slid right into a cut scene all right tell me things who are you oh it's boss time maybe yeah okay maybe we shoot rockets flaming hot cheeto onion rings just a matter of time we got the cheeto soda now is this working am i doing things or am i just wasting my ammo maybe a charge shot that works dude oh i can get rockets by shooting the the rings we got him oh that's disgusting it was gross it's like some kind of mars attacks brain you know those aliens from mars attacks that's what it looks like absorb the power of the brain that was my brain damage just absorbed to my iq where is he i just want to talk come on you stupid idiot but watch this take a bite of your face it didn't work i see we got to break the shield first just like we did with the uh oh no you came from behind me melt the face come on melt his face is it gone is it gone all right it's exposed come on you stupid get bent you may rest now you were at peace spider magnet acquired i don't know if i want to know what that is oh i can climb the blue stuff now cool is how metroidvanias work i can now access areas that i wasn't able to access ew gross this door is alive we gotta bait it gotta give it that twitter bait waluigi should have been there instead of sora that's not true there we go gotta put the bait out there excuse me sir i'm a little lost can you point me to the directory you got directory in this mall oh god what are you yeah that didn't work oh yeah run towards it listen samus knows what she's doing so oh god boss fight boss fight face oh yeah face oh oh god back off that i have 10 more missiles and i'm kind of afraid to use them wait something's happening is that supposed to happen oh he's invisible now oh that helps that that's cool god stop stop oh thank god for the energy tank there we go that thing looks infected you might want to go see a doctor you guys got like a nurse down here first aid kit maybe i could take a look at it do i shoot him in his in his ass i'm going to die maybe we slide there no slide under under there we go what is happening zero suit samus oh i died that was bad i'm out of here would it be funny if she kind of just like gave him tummy scratches when she was under him i like how that's his ace in the hole he's like i'm going to breathe my horrible breath all over the floor lift it he's not looking too good samus is just she's a posing feeling real cocky about this fight dinner is served right in the mouth phantom cloak acquired so i can't go here now but i can just be like pow i'm invisible oh man i have such a fat brain at birth when i came out of the womb they were like excuse me miss your son's brain is massive we're unsure yet but we think he's a genius oh the ship's really far away travel to catarrus not yet i want to explore here just a little more just kidding [Music] metagross what are you doing here oh everything is too hot here i i can't go anywhere i feel like we got to go back i didn't bring my sunscreen ah gotta remember that we can kind of blast walls away in this game what did it cost everything oh no oh i got torched i slid right into it you gotta just make a run for it go ow damn it stop touching all the things samus cannot protect you as you explore oh yeah i knew that trust me i was boiling alive we're about to have some samus hibachi all right we redirected the thermal fuel so we should be okay to go in some of these rooms now it's not gonna be so hot just needed to turn on the central air nope what did we do what exactly did we do oh this is an open thermal door so i can go this way this door is open now every time samus steps into a room that's too hot which is old water would be nice all right there's got to be an emmy here because when the thing gets all grainy oh i'm behind him he can't see me sam's going visible good job just don't touch him who's stalking who now don't touch me don't oh god save your progress please save my progress it's not much progress but it's honest work this is indeed new i have a feeling we're not even able to go anywhere here this place is like an oven deactivate it i don't know what this thing's doing but oh now we can go up oh we can break his arms like we're in the mafia i redirected this so now we can go further down which is always a good idea when lava is involved because i played minecraft and the first time i played i was like i wonder what happens if i dig straight down then boom uh i'm trying to go that way if you don't oh crap please please open the door please please open the door he doesn't see me he's so stupid just get me out of this hill hole i don't like these emmy rooms i'm gonna have nightmares tonight and you know what it's gonna be all your faults because here i am diversifying my content for you my valued viewers they're very generous with the health in this game it's not like it matters because i've been impaled by that stupid roomba like six times the enemies are like listen we just want to be friends we just want to befriend the blood pumping through your veins we got something moving so those things are going up and down now i like how i was just able to drain the lava out of that room like there's some kind of lava sump pump installed like it wouldn't completely just melt away go over that now so i'm gonna just go down as fast as we can before you know who shows up it's like handyman just don't say his name three times and he won't come after you there we go we got more health just what i needed getting real good at redirecting this thermal fuel i know i got to go in there but i just want to check out what's in this door first it's a good thing that i did thank you mr chorizo someone just feels really good about finding like an entirely new area to explore it's like ah yes all this map unexplored territory oh i got a bad feeling about this samus is very small right now oh you go to the next area let's head to dairon samus is such a wanderlust got a plain emoji in your instagram bio the train has arrived at tyron station please mind the gap just puts her arm in the pencil sharpener thing man that would suck though imagine samus puts her arm in the thing to get more ammo and she's like ah crap this one's the pencil sharpener this is all new area so there's got to be something coming up sometime soon that counter damage hello hello i'm here wake up all right so the comment section was very adamant that i need to not miss the small window to do extra damage after we counter come on i want to show the viewers that i listened this game is so good and i won't lie when the game was announced i was a little skeptical i was like i don't know i've never really liked metroid before but i'm glad i decided to jump in and the community is super cool like a lot of you have been super nice and helpful and some of you are just happy that the series is getting more attention i gotta blow something up okay let's go i don't think i can go this way yet because i can't roll 11 minutes later you wanna know who's real dumb me because i forgot about the sliding mechanic and this entire time i'm like where do i go and i'm like i don't have the morph ball yet then i remember that i can slide all right the power is back online so we should be able to open some of those doors now oh great there's also some more tron buzz saws samus is very trustworthy also very convenient to have like a bunch of these locations scattered throughout this planet it's kind of like having tesla charging stations nearby they're like i have a present for you oh the wide beam go open some doors that have been closed to us for some time oh maybe a charge bam oh god we're going to emmy territory by the way you guys saw in the last video i mean i didn't notice it as well but uh the game definitely glitched is that emmy teleported right after us [Music] ah can't get in here you'll find a way though my heart's racing i they call it dread for a reason because i'm definitely experiencing dread i look forward to the next game metroid peace where samus gets to go on a nice relaxing vacation don't be rude don't be rude just trying to play with my new toy that feels real good oh while we were hanging on too i'm guessing we gotta go back to guitarist because i don't know if there's anything else for us here until we have the morph ball so time to head back nakataris my old stomping grounds ow all right we can see some of these glow doors here's one right in front of my face as i was checking the map can we just like destroy another emmy that'd be fun instead of them destroying me dude how long have you been standing there an hour now i gotta fight another eyeball that's fine been there done that this ain't my first eyeball of rodeo fact way too easy i'm too good at the game just call me mr metroid uh disgusting yeah rip the eyeball out all doom like don't do it come on let's go let's go i'll melt that face oh no i might have to run for it i might have to yep we gotta run i need a longer hallway melt melt damn it melt melt i'm out of here all right we got it good night i missed that's not yours you see i actually didn't miss it was just uh it was just one of dr strange's alternate realities yeah that's it my melts melt melt melt melt okay it's done come on don't miss this time oh why is this one yellow or just like the lighting you stupid ass bionicle we got the morph ball now now i can do all kinds of cool stuff like this rolling around at the speed of sound got places to go gotta follow my rainbow um this doesn't look safe but i don't care okay too hot too hot i'm having such a great time with this game i'm wondering if i go back and i actually play super metroid is it gonna be as fun it's funny when the ball just thuds on the ground very marbled madness the emmy doors here they remind me of those things that slap back and forth when you go through the car wash how do those things even clean a car i think i'm just gonna head back to the first area because i don't know what else there is for me to do here but i know there's plenty for me to do back there [Music] tarya my old stomping grounds should be able to go up here now uh there's a power station more map i was just telling us we have to go back to katardus oh a warp all right in video games if you tell me to warp i'm gonna warp you say warp i say how high getting real dark samus vibes right now all right this is kind of new missile plus tank oh wow that's a lot of missiles you think samus ever gets like claustrophobic oh i can't go this way hey let me in let me in oh there we go there's something a little sad about coming into an emmy room and like the emmy is no longer occupying it it just feels like a little melancholy you know that'll be something here that we can roll under i'm getting massacred by everything here stop it oh oh wait it's only part of an energy tank damn oh wait hang on here's another uh energy come on come on we can do it another energy tank upgrade or a part of it what is this mega man x something's over here what is this oh good we changed the thermal fuel flow thing oh we just straight up can't go that way now that's fine i don't want to go there oh it's getting hot it's getting too hot it's too hot in here uh uh up this way maybe there we go blow that up excuse me oh god i'm gonna get crushed oh it's the hot it's coming it's samus get out of there please please please i'm going to die i got roasted alive all right let's try this again i didn't know that i was gonna have to race against lava what is this dante's peak all right here we go much smoother this time around this game is so much fun though okay fine oh my god it's poor bounty hunter oh hang on new power up wake up babe new samus power up just dropped oh god she's going super saiyan wait that was a joke but she's like golden now we got the various suit those are words that i've definitely heard before reduces damage taken from enemy attacks and insulates samus from extreme heat damage you know what they say you can't stand the heat get yourself a various suit that's that's what they say i don't know if i can go in this water okay i'm taking some damage but you know what it's worth it for the missiles if you okay maybe it wasn't worth it oh i didn't get the you know what we'll come back for it i was like they'll be cool about it they'll let me keep the power up they didn't all right let's take a look at the map let's look for a place that's on fire i will say that this game does a great job of giving you a power-up and then throwing you right back into the action where you can use it like i come in here now oh god all right this is gonna be fast get out of the water get that get out of the water i ain't afraid to use my missiles i'll spam them nope just don't get too close to this guy blow his face off ah this game's so fun i want to find another boss we getting close to another boss wait hang on something over here you see this i don't know if we could blow that up if we have to come from that way come on we got to bait you again the grand theft auto series is overrated and boring maybe you got rid of the old yee ass haircut you got cutscene activated we're on the right path dude she did this superhero landing are we gonna fight ridley in this game or craig that's another boss right krang no krang is ninja turtles this is craig right she is unfazed yeah go ahead that's a tough pill to swallow i was all chained up it's like the rancor oh get this dude a mint open wide here comes the airplane ow all right oh no watch out for the the boiling hot lava i got this though we got this easy easier than the other balls how's that taste spicy looks like he likes his spicy food open up come on stop the fingernails so he's like almost dead right right he's almost dead eat up we got plenty i've been stocking up oh we got him first try baby this is actually giving me a new appreciation for samus because she's such a badass oh no that's disgusting let me guess in the oh wait maybe we jump on them this is disgusting gotta shoot him in his like in his trach i need help so i might die he's like oh my belly button oh i didn't see that one no lie i think this game might be one of my favorite games of the year and we're like not even that far into it or maybe we are and i just i don't know because i'm deceptively good at video games don't comment on that dude this thing is so gross slide under it okay let's climb up here elevator up open up come on we're gonna get him this time oh hungry hungry hippos hungry hungry hip bones come on you gotta die it's my uh my button pushing fingers getting tired do something cool do something cool she can do something cool ew oh he's free now tell me there's a third stage to this he's not done i've seen horror movies right in here what do we got what's this the diffusion beam it explodes on impact press y to hold oh it penetrates terrain okay i know exactly where we can use this so i saw some of these earlier i was like there's got to be a way to break those i guess this is it it's the diffusion beam oh look there's one right here okay let's blow that up like i said this game does a really good job of giving you a power up and then giving you immediate access to use it have you not opened this door yet is this new okay yeah we haven't been able to come here because it was on fire talk to me adam sorry i didn't quite get that i got all kinds of new toys and i still can't take on an emmy alone i gotta oh no oh god oh oh geez come on this one's fast this one's fast oh god please leave me alone oh no breaking ankles come on oh here we go you escape man i thought we were gonna die there oh hello hello okay let's turn things back on all systems online switching to all range mode you know i don't want to be the one to say this but i'm gonna we haven't died in a while like it's been a minute since we've died look at this we're just getting power up after power up i every time i think i can jump on top of it when i have to open it and then jump on it bomb acquire wait what bomb uh i can explain it's like i'm the item and he's holding oh the bomb powers it it's like pinball does metroid pinball exist i feel like that's something that probably would have came out unlike the gameboy advance remember when i said i haven't died in a while you guys remember that i don't know where i'm going i'm just i'm just running please stay away god oh no crap oh geez ah yep we're dead jeez no run you almost got me oh i'm so close no dude go go samus run samus please go away please leave me alone there goes my health is it me or these things getting faster oh god all right video game i've tried it your way now i'm gonna try it my way narrowly escaped i just i need some help can you please spare a little bit mister oh boy that would have killed me oh god all right it's something i'll take it there's another train here anywhere for me to fill up on some health just like a i don't like a gas station convenience store or something oh new area oh we took the wrong train looks like we ended up in new jersey stop stop come on look she's she's trying she's a trooper can i shoot missiles at the fan maybe that's it they don't even go that's one strong fan okay we're under water now and if there's an underwater emmy segment it might be my nightmares realized oh what are these excuse me oh all right fine samus can't drown underwater right [Music] um what's in here what is that cube maybe don't take it maybe like don't get real close and just take it because you know what happens now classic trope we gotta fight the thing that was holding it flash shift whatever the hell that is a combat ion ability oh ah so that's how we get past those doors we actually gotta flash it i know metroid came first but uh it just reminds me of hollow knight when you get the dash ability oh i get it now we've got a phase over then we gotta phase through here piss off boba fett's ship didn't they rename the ship because they're like no no no we can't call it that anymore i don't remember what it was called though one eternity later all right it only took me forever to find out that i had a show up here and blast this stupid thing so i can go back to diron again who knew that there were two different trains going back i'm gonna go back into oh god underwater emmy territory and they move so fast all right there we go by another one of these things then we can destroy that stupid puppy robot come on show me the mars attacks brain yes give me your power all right we're strapped we need like a clear shot need a nice long hallway not long enough ah that's more nope you are too fast too fast there we go i think he's stuck he looks he looks kind of stuck i'll break his face break his face break his face okay it's gone now for the big finale come on yes stand up look me in the eye the good eye thanks for the power finally charge through those pesky blocks oh samus built like a running back wait tell me we gotta like speed run this thing oh okay i get it i get it i get it we got a sonic spin ball it i think so i actually didn't realize we just gotta like superman oh wrong way they want you to take off like a saiyan just like someone in dragon ball z leaving to go fight somebody oh that power level it's incredible we got a new toy which means we need to use it feels really nice to just charge through stuff ah here we go the grapple beam you know for grappling the button combinations are they're going to take some getting used to just like holding different triggers when do you hold l when do you hold zr all right if we go this way we could take the elevator up and i think that's where we're gonna find a boss pull that over there there we go elevator time virenia what adventures await us in ferenia let's find out together shall we sometimes i feel like dora the explorer talking to an audience that ultimately isn't going to see this for days or weeks soy samus can you say bounty hunter oh this place is fancy find a king or something they're like charge up now that's how you know you're going into a boss fight uh-oh back in emmy territory neighborhood really went downhill who's in here we have to fight nasus no that's azir oh what's going on samus angie no talker uh oh surprise mother oh it's uh the purple emmy collect them all wait who turned you off shoot it shoot it now hello um thanks for uh thanks for helping me oh you're friendly okay with the gun down samus i'm a quiet robe a scientist of the does samus speak this weird bird language so long story short raven beak wanted to worship these metroids we wanted to kill them didn't work out [Music] samus spoke though oh music that i recognize it's about to go down oh that was my friend oh you're gonna pay i don't know who you are um i i don't know what i gotta do here can i just leave nope that doesn't work i don't know if things are working okay so how do i beat this guy what if i go invisible he doesn't know where i am maybe he does i think i gotta counter that punch like right there i'm too scared oh come on let's try it again there we go all right i was trying to run and gun that that wasn't doing it okay i don't think i can do it when the attack is red i think it has to be like light blue there we go it's kind of like ghost to tsushima the red attacks you can't parry i'm just dashing oh god okay staying alive hanging in there and i got i got full missiles we're good we're good on missiles this guy's pretty generous ah so close look at this i've gotten so good at the game after dying multiple times that i'm not even gonna take damage that's how good we are at the game oh the air counter now we're just getting fancy like i know i'm getting bodied but i do have to say the boss fights in this game are super fun because it just feels very rewarding when you figure it out even if it takes like 10 tries all right he's getting angry come on come on take a nap take a nap ew gross yeah anyway i'm out of here hey uh remember me we're cool now right yeah i'll get i'm going to go i'll see you later adam listen man i'm tired i'm hungry you're trying to extract my dna quiet has been activated all remaining oh the emmy are go oh that's fantastic that is good news thank you those things are kind of killing me a lot we can use the speed boost here just there we go haven't been able to do that yet mirror mirror on the wall who's the sexiest bounty hunter of them all the nintendo online expansion pack price is justified you're a big tough guy buddy you just ran into me oh no it's an underwater fight uh what is that i already don't like this missiles i'm gonna listen to the comment section and i'm going to use missiles i'm going to missile spam can i just like outlast it oh hang on grab it all right here we go this is so incredibly slow what is the point of this ouch wait wait okay there's one oh we drained the water now i can go fast come on get all the water out of here there we go this is no longer a grueling battle underwater and now i can i'm probably yep watch out for that tell me i have to do this probably a couple times come on don't fill the water back up don't do that it's the water temple all over again the missile spam you asked for it you get come on open up here comes the airplane finally let me rip out that stupid little eyeball tell me we're not done here well he's getting all hard and stuff yeah he's dead all right so it took me a few tries oh okay um i guess that's the way out my guess is i can't touch that floor the floor is lava or in this case just a really bad construction job hello i'm back he's like oh you again shouldn't you be killing someone let's see oh this is another elevator uh i don't know if we're ready to go there yet gavaran all right we made it oh there's dinosaurs here you're like little dinosaur looking creatures let's go up here i like this area this area is neat well it was until i saw the giant spider looking thing or technically not a spider because it only has four legs oh it's one of these guys can you not i fought one of you like earlier no oh can't counter the red ones i'm gonna die i'm out of here goodbye i'm trapped nope see you later can i go this way no i'm just running forget it oh i'm trapped i have to fight him i dash right into it not doing so good i'm alive i mean that's what matters most but man this guy can take some hits oh we got him he was easy i kind of don't want to get that missile power up simply because like i feel like i have plenty of missiles no particular reason or anything oh wait here's the power up super missiles not backwards compatible regular missiles so i'm assuming super missiles we can open these these green ones now right right i turned down the missiles once just because i thought it'd be funny but i'm gonna get them because apparently i'm going to need them so bye bye funny number it's going to go up here i'm going to metroid pinball our way into where this is going to send us which many of you have graciously told me is already a thing and it was on the ds so i was kind of close i said game boy advance because that's where pinball games lived and died right choo choo train time where's this going to take us it's a little area ellen owner of that electric spaceship company tusla new area a cutscene i'm always ready for cut scenes do i have to fight like a wall you know when you have to fight a wall in like contra i just like the turrets coming out of it is that that what's gonna happen here played a lot of contra this place is very ominous i uh i don't really like it is this where quiet robe lives because he lives in like oh who are you jelly monster am i fighting venom we are venom oh it's uh an x parasite mimicking the enemy will revert to its original gelatinous form when defeated samus can absorb the extra replenish ammo and energy got it there we go give me that sweet sweet refill hmm gee i wonder if we have to destroy all these blocks another power-up don't mind if i do oh we got the plasma beam so we're gonna shoot plasma now wow that's powerful oh that is very powerful remember me remember me come on come back jeffrey i need to touch you jeffrey jellyfish uh sonic adventure 1 and 2 were the best 3d sonic games that that's actually true all right i'm here to wherever you are come on out i'm chock full of parasites oh crap i'm going to get destroyed i already know it he's got a staff okay being trapped in here it feels like very like a mega man x boss fight i'm too good at the game though look already we got oh oh no he's like a demogorgon oh no stop stay away what hit me i don't even know what hit me i also don't really know when i can parry maybe i can parry that maybe i don't know i'm afraid to try we got the first round down easy no problem nope so he's going to spin there's going to be a pause and then he does it spin pause got him another one got you oh yeah oh god open wide what is this what's this glowing thing over here an unknown resource has been acquired you cannot use this item yet ooh mysterious samus what is it you see samus tell us it's all the jelly beans are they on my side are they like the wisps and sonic colors this was a nice little fun weekend getaway elon little small quaint town but i'm about that city life samus commuting to work little jelly boy floating in he's like hello i am home martha kids okay wait so quiet robe is alive good good oh tell me he's gonna be evil he's evil oh no they're back online quiet robe you traitor everything is the next parasite you're an ex parasite you're an x parasite i'm an x parasite are there any other x parasites that i need to know about meow so like i got oh no we're doing okay let's get out of here we're doing okay for a minute i was okay not hanging out with the what what what was that what was that what stopped me i got stunned all right we gotta take out this emmy i just gotta find the room where i can fight the eyeball thing again oh crap oh he froze me open hello open wow this is stupid get me out of here aha this has to be it spin boost that's not what i wanted the chozo's like you get what you get and don't get upset but at least we can double jump now uh oh for a second though we're gonna do like a shredder thing we're gonna have to just fight like a first-person view of shredder that thing came out of the screen you don't know who you're up against i have two jumps now by the way you hear about your friend yeah shot him in the mouth this one he could take quite a few hits or kenny or kenny or kenny first try damn freeze wait i'm a god wait let's go oh here we go this is what i was looking for accidentally we got super missiles now there we go expose the eyeball pet the eyeball do nice samus do nice all right so we're going to kill the uh the freezy emmy which means we're going to get the freeze ray he's got to get his attention more importantly i need to find a a hallway this can be done in zip see you later melt it melted melted melted melted melted bread break it break it break it break it break it break it break it break it break it all right it's gone we got enough time here right right that was a little close give me the freeze ray we got the ice missiles now we can do so much all right got some fresh new toys what's going on now another cube for me pulse radar whoa all right a lot of uh a lot of hidden blocks here so don't mind if i do just use a whole gauge though but that's fine it's gonna make my life easier now arriving at ferenia station please take all belongings with you oh this is a new area of ferenia i'm just gonna straight up run into a temple all right so this is a new one can we what do we do here i guess we can't do anything yet because it's kind of leading us down oh here we go just you know walk around in in the ah crap it was either that or my health it wasn't gonna be my health yep this is great this is how you feel in a dream when you're running away from like a killer in slow motion no no i'll break those ankles i'm breaking those ankles oh god please go go go go go i'm not going to make yep okay but almost we almost did what is this what is happening here boss fight who are you why are you covered in electricity okay i'm not ready i don't i don't know what i have to do but i'm assuming i'm gonna have to use ice things oh stay away you stay far away from me i don't like bugs this is what we like to call movement oh we going back and forth see once he does the dash thing i can't react quick enough but like i got i got the moves i know what i'm doing played a video game or two in my life i dashed right into him this game just like slowly evolved into a mega man x game do i have enough missiles i don't know oh come on see i get trapped when he does like the little spray attack i back myself into a corner oh we got him wait what are you gotta catch them all gotta catch them all gotta they look like diseases sure i'll catch them all storm what what is this storm missile oh oh that's broken all right time to play with our new toy let's open the big one wait i thought i could open green doors i've been lied to oh here i am trying to shoot the door and i just have to shoot like knock the door oh no we gotta fight two of them now i could barely handle one hang on maybe we could like turn them against each other like oh uh golden boy yeah he uh he slept with your girlfriend man you need your homeboy you can't do this on your own oh wait we killed one that's not as hard as i thought it was going to be i don't need to parry who needs to parry come on come on parry the platypus idiot stupid and was this the we could now hang out in the oh space jump when could we go to the cold spaces we just got game shark that's what we unlocked we unlocked game shark and now samus aaron going for the olympic gold in space jumping can she do it oh my god the crowd is going wild she's going to set an absolute record here ladies and gentlemen we're witnessing history coming through every time it takes a second to load them like cutscene but there's new power up here here's a new power-up this attack i don't look like a little squiggly thing tell me what it is oh it's a new suit i got the purple suit now oh my god i can move freely in the water this is amazing forget the uh you know reduced damage and cold and fire resistance i can move in the water look at these jumps too what is happening this is not fair all right take the next teleporter which where's this gonna bring me back to artaria where the story began honey i'm home uh did you touch the thermostat i'm guessing i'm gonna be getting the screw attack sometime soon because i don't think i can backtrack very much dropping right into a cutscene i can already smell it or just gonna just fight all right listen pal don't scratch my new suit i'm not even done paying this thing off yet put the shield down put down you coward i should stop using missiles when he's blocking come on oh we can break it man that was a bad shield i'd return that if i were you he's all what killed me oh okay i see it he's got the venom beam i'm gonna die probably all right now that uh i'm done showing you guys exactly everything that this robot's capable of come on die die you parasite didn't tell me he was gonna do it twice stop doing that it's disgusting it is gross my guy there we go all right now i gotta remember that we have to yep do that and then that and then eat up dinner time you know gross you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat okay are we getting a glimpse of outside ew the thing just spit us out hey wait who's up there who is that oh no oh come on that's um that's a that's a big big monster it's a lot of eyeballs it's like the spider of my nightmares whoa okay hang on how am i how am i how wait how are we dodging i'm gonna beat this on the first try because i'm a pro gamer that's what we're about here what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing they they drew out the hitbox for me oh i can't go that way wait dropped all right what's happening next what are you doing oh i see fire it will um oh oh oh what whoa whoa whoa whoa i wasn't ready any more tricks up your sleeve that's all you got ah whoa whoa relax there sans okay i'm not not quite good at that one yet wait we did it we can't light them up samus light them up yeah that's gonna burn you're free now building you're safe samus is an absolute animal item sphere we gotta make our way over there oh i think we're gonna have to like do something clever to get it we just had a fall we can break stuff now with our bodies uh finally these things have been taunting me for a while i feel like i enabled dev mode that's what it feels like screw attack is like enabling dev mode come on don't be shy i'm not gonna hurt you there's a lie i was totally gonna hurt him oh he got bigger and grosser we're shooting him in the butt watch where you're backing that thing up wait does his butt like have uh does it have teeth what's this going to do oh god that's strange he's almost dead right one of these things again on diet your stupid saiyan pod the cross bomb now we're just playing bomberman another train ride we're going somewhere new our ship we're almost out of here i'm really hyped for the final boss i'm also very scared because like i'm losing to like this throwaway robot i just got here i'm already leaving i don't want to leave i mean i was here for like two minutes damn layover flight oh no it's anytime it's been a while i think the enemy is gonna recognize me now like i had this huge glow up i can run in the water now they're like oh crap oh you stupid you're done now i found my friends here melt the face melt the face standing up we got him another bionicle down what can we possibly get now i feel like we've gotten everything the wave beam it fires through things how is that even fair how is and then we can like do infinite jumps and shoot through stuff what are these things they're all experiments this isn't the science fair that's the thumbnail you keep the eye thing going sounds like what are these powers my body was able to react before my mind is this the true power of ultra instinct oh we're on a game show there another enemy there's gotta be like one more right i see on the map some okay this ain't no regular emmy this is advanced emmy grabbing life by the horns that's it sam is that a girl oh imagine thinking you're gonna follow up like after i just washed that emmy in like four seconds hey open wide pin is oh god what samus what are you doing did she suffocate him the powerbomb has been acquired wait it's just a nuke so i just charge up then i press the button and there he is the golden bionicle what can you do probably the same things right she like it's like she's taking a dog's nose and rubbing it in the pee puddle when they go to the bathroom on the floor she's like what did you do what did you do travel to i am trash i looked real quick and that's what it said yo she's sitting the thing like doctor doom oh we're going in a saiyan pod yeah samus is dr doom wait our ship was not here we're leaving it reverse pinball adam you're here he's like why yes samus i've been here all along also why do i sound like the car from knight rider damn it i'm a metroid i hate when that happens see it's funny because i've been making the joke that samus's name is metroid but in reality we really were just the metroid all along submit and offer up your power my plan is the only way to bring order to the galaxy fulfill your destiny samus this is an order disobedience will not be tolerated who does this guy think he is calling the shots now yes she's like screw oh adam was raven beak the whole time [Music] what dead we're like daddy beak am i right okay um what do i do oh you are very fast what can i parry probably not much whoa okay gotta get real close to him there just like real close oh god ow whoa dude ravenbic is a sick character i don't even know what i have to do he threw a black hole at me good god someone please explain things hold up ravenbeak would actually be a pretty sick smash character though just saying how am i supposed to get over there okay i can break the black hole can i nuke the boy i'm gonna duck yep that works yup parry you doing it again he's gold now what does that mean oh i think i know i think i get it that could be completely wrong oh god he hits like ganondorf yo what are you taunting me dude all right let's try this again nope there we go oh i didn't fire the thing i could have heard him yep got very very little health oh god oh oh yeah he's just firing off no no no about to report you to child services oh i get it i can keep firing dude this is a sick boss fight take that shed that armor i'm gonna get oh god i'm going to get whooped he he's like storm eagle goth version okay okay okay okay okay i'm running out of missiles so uh dad if you could like spam me like 20 bucks or something for gas yeah it's for gas hold up i gotta counter anything here we got a counter i'm waiting for it there's another phase he's got one wing i'm fighting sephiroth oh no don't he's he ripped it off what are you doing he's gonna throw the sun at me stop um uh good there's like new attacks every time all right here we go take care of that all right do it again that's the last one i got so hope you got many more of those you got nukes in there you got any nukes dead dead dead dead do it do it do it samus um no daddy please daddy unhand me you're scaring me sam's getting those flashbacks what kind of abusive father-daughter relationship is this is it though oh oh my god dude samus is mad it's like this entire ship's going down i don't care if you taught me to drive i don't care if you're protecting me against all those ex-boyfriends did we just die does that count yo samus is like full-on metroid now that is a sick suit get him jelly boy [Music] oh there's another boss fight wait we're not done oh i see i see i see i got eaten okay let's try that again oh she got the hyper beam come on blow him up blow him up it's like when the shower pressure is a lot and you just kind of stick your face in front of it it's like just straight up like a dog drinking water from the power washer all right i gotta get out of here out of here i guess is up i'm breaking everything this is good game design imagine thinking you can take on like corrupted metroid samus or whatever the hell we are whatever weird fanfic costume we got where'd i park my car anyway if there's an emmy here this is gonna get washed open the door you're gonna tell me i can't blow this door open i don't know where to go where the hell is my car okay come on we can make it we can make it the jumps you're messing me up so i'm i'm going to to die right now oh my god nine seconds oh we just made it let's get out of here samus this place is going to blow [Music] don't what no huh that's weird didn't know i had this power oh god you're back quiet robe it's like my lady please take me with you this entire planet's gonna explode did you heal me all right we don't got time to talk we got to get out of here punch it chewy holy crap what an absolutely insane ride now feel free to let me know in the comment section what metroid games you want to see next and roll credits you

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Length: 57min 1sec (3421 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 22 2021