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oh look at this there's a star-themed tournament event do you know who would have been great for a star theme tournament event oh hold up we gonna get to see cloud's new final smash they picked the advent children costume [Music] ha my jab's faster thank you i was a waste you knew i was going to do that i telegraphed i showed you my abilities i showed you my absorb please respond you know i kind of want to see it [Music] yeah that's dope every hundred years a comet appears in the skies above the mushroom kingdom the comet i should start reading children's books all right so sephiroth's been out for uh hang on i'm checking the calendar two weeks now and this is about as good as i'm gonna get is it or does he seem faster or maybe just because i've been playing way too much the gunner yo you can't just eat the one winged angel you high on your own drugs get some help damn he has crappy grab range i guess it makes sense though oh yeah that's right final smashes are on [Music] well i deserve that so i guess we're going for the twitter clip it's okay we're still going to win though the sephiroth doesn't lose only the cloud all right what grab bag of status effects are we gonna get this time of course i get the worst one come here flames he has the best victory screen no question about it cosmic ronald what is cosmic ronald this will be a battle of epic proportions [Music] oh my god oh my god what do we do you can't hit me if i just reflect this is peak entertainment right here oh oops wait what the hell is that whoa it's too much it's too much i just i hear the ultra instinct theme playing in the background oh god and maximum speed we're gonna do another one of those what is happening death no way oh also i can heal is this the true power of ronald mcdonald when the mcgrib is back for a limited time well when the negritus back permanently have you had a mcrib no i'm not neither have i i can't i can't bring myself to do it i'm i can't believe why we're keeping up with it i have never had time has come i tried to reflect it alright i survived it how'd you survive that i am ultra instinct fox no drive that [Music] california i have figured out the secret to killing cosmic ronald i hope he could spawn in the grill nobody's that powerful it's a limited edition sandwich no no i'm alive what's happening um what was it that was the most intense death screen i've ever seen in my life it was never thought that he could be defeated that was sick about your furry oc see that right there that the final match between cosmic ronald and ultra instinct fox would take place in miiverse yes what i care about this furry oc nope oh my god he knows the secret look how much damage you put on me though all i gotta do is like flick you and you're dead do i have a counter i i think fox is more powerful no not ready nope dude i had 700 damage on me and then you killed yourself well you made it once i get you in this infinite it's over no no no any last words ronald no i'm the original hyper character speaking of mcdonald's if you've never seen the uh the documentary on hbo you got to go watch mcmillian's it's how the mcdonald's game was the inside job it was an insult it was what in the name of i can't reflect it what is the sound effects and he's still alive i'm gonna have to ask the editor to lower the the sound it won't die there you go no way ultra instinct does not lose [Applause] i can't believe you won that i could have locked you in the in the infinite that was that was insane video quality right there that's ridiculous my ears are screaming should i just do it okay last time i cheesed ganondorf really hard so that's gonna be the same play here i just i gotta protect zelda i gotta protect myself okay i was playing too reckless there way too reckless i just i gotta get him off the stage and i need to keep him if i can even get that far come on just off the stage okay come on come on zelda i'm doing all the work here you're the one with the powerful piece of the triforce [Music] all right we gotta use more expendable characters because i'm losing good ones [Music] this is it this is it oh he was off i had him i had him right where i wanted him no no no no don't you dare touch my girl okay that one's done with that's a powerful spirit for us to have i'm pretty sure we had to do that anyway so now i feel like i can traverse the sacred lands peacefully i almost feel like i should be commentating these stages in some kind of old-timey carnival barker voice step right up and see the amazing surfing bandicoot play stupid games win stupid prizes come get your tickets only one nickel that's right for the same price as a carton of cigarettes you too can experience pain she's like hey crash i think we got some dnt boxes in the way can you be a real neighbor and get rid of those for me i'll repay you and all the gumbo you can eat what's in the gumbo you ask don't worry about it did you see that i like bugged out crouching and he wouldn't get out of the crouching position okay uh maybe maybe i'm going to main aim because the hammer is opaque one character in this game with range this is the funniest move in the game though i feel like we should mention the good news earlier on in the video because when i had bad news last time i got called out for click baiting because i didn't say it till the end and now we have good news we have great news or this was announced right after we released the video so they are going to finish the remaining characters which is sick and uh we take full credit of course we we have all the power and you have none oh what is that hitbox they're adding big emerald and one other character right yeah they're adding big emerald and i think what cream and cheese or is it just cream i think cheese is just assumed to be with cream and then we need when we need bagel locks um bacon egg and cheese bacon egg and cheese is my favorite sonic character how do i do my level three you don't i'm gonna do i'm gonna do a 360. we're just both spinning to winning to win to win baby that was the ultimate know you oh you have negative health i died get me right in the robot junk one thing is for certain though that galaxy soundtrack is undefeated i mean listen to this score [Music] the longer i'm forced to play geno me gunner the saltier and saltier i get and you can hear it in my commentary how mad you think fred is let's see dodge this one red whoa what was that is that a grab that was the venom grab yeah it's probably like that mangrove it's so i like to just bouncing you around tails makes me want to say curse words it's just like actually there's no counter play details like that's it you just die i thought i thought it was a bigger explosion i thought it i like how he goes scorched earth no a big ass laser that does not do the chip damage of silver uh catch oh you blocked i didn't even know one more one more i'm just gonna spam yeah yeah who even needs i quit i'm done that's it that's i'm done this is the predicted outcome no i turned around oh i hit the joystick let's do this instead whenever i see a little mac it's always like all right here's an opportunity to do something funny like that one more time for good measure nevermind oh wait hang on yes we captured the outpost and now we feast i said now we don't feast you surely look like a chef you all look like chefs i'm just curious to know what square enix was thinking making every single button jump [Music] maybe like i don't know hear me out here i'm not a game developer but how about one button is jump and one button is usability write that down write that down those are star bits tallumas they are the tastiest most electable treats imaginable you better feed me hand them over imagine thinking that galaxy isn't the best mario game though best 3d mario game i think you have to kind of categorize 2d and 3d separately i'm obviously grouping galaxy and galaxy 2 here and if you want to see me play galaxy 2 after we're done with galaxy one let me know down in the comment section and uh maybe we'll explore the galaxy some more it's actually kind of a shame because i really thought sunshine used to be better and i don't know maybe it just didn't out maybe it just didn't hold up for me as well i feel like the first couple levels that you explore are great then afterwards like i don't know it just it kind of feels like you're just trapped like pianta village is the sixth layer of hell there's something so satisfying about hitting one of those launch stars like come on it's like scratching a mosquito bite so it's a bloody mess or sticking a q-tip way too far in your ear hey you yeah you got any tasty star bits eat oh oh my oh okay okay that's enough that's enough it's me after the holidays i'm just fighting back-to-back hard spirits fine whatever recommended just immediately through the or club at me so i'll take it i forgot what i did last time remember this fight though big tornadoes he blocked it okay he's dead you have a lot of health i'm gonna die yep i am going to die unless i can crap okay i don't remember what i did last time i think i spammed pk fire with ness but let's use bowser we're gonna double up on the fire because if i can kill akira come on you stupid assist trophy die okay that's that's akira i mean it doesn't matter i gotta kill ryu he doesn't know what to do i missed i missed but he's self-destructed i can't believe that just happened wait why am i moving so slow oh hang on i gotta i gotta fix my stick again because that's as fast as i can go [Music] oh my god the speed of product m is so nice it's fast i'm not used to this fast okay so uh i do not have one okay so does it just the game just breaks if you don't have a final smash just i guess yeah usually it doesn't actually oh my god that face okay oh my god oh the rematch of the century all right take two okay we're not gonna break the game this time i promise false passes are all final the cowboy hat stays on during sex why do i feel like like we look a lot better at this game than we actually are because of uh because we're smash professionals because we did beat the uh okay we did why why do you have full that is so cheap you call that balanced yes oh why is tails broken in every game that he's in i like tails moveset actually he's a lot of fun of course you do because uh it's cheap oh he's got an arm smash attack that's what it is oh oh [ __ ] i like this the sound effect like oh my god that's a six fight [Music] oh let's go oh i can climb the walls not like it matters so much for nice weather and that's how mario died no seriously he's dead just kidding this is mario we're talking about he doesn't die that would be traumatic i like how they're giving me directions on how to play when it's just like every mario game ever we're just gonna start right off the bat bowser's pissed uh okay what do we do there's a shine up there and um okay stairs bowser just let me grab the shine just give me a second just give me a second oh no light his worst enemy like every other basement dweller on reddit oh my god look at my face i look ready for murder well in the game she kind of looks ready for murder i don't know if that's just because of well technically it's not a she i think it's a non-binary character it's gender neutral it's actually a pretty good moveset this genocide one whoa i really want to play undertale again now i still do the genocide run don't do it it broke my heart did you play what's called delta romeo i have not i'd throw a flowey at you what that's not fair flowey's evil yeah i know that final boss fight still still horrifies me wait hang on do i have megalovania as my taunt what does this do i just eat food oh you could eat this bone i don't remember frisk having some kind of jet pack in undertale because i would not have died to sand so many times yeah he did in the fight against uh metatron or the mettaton metamataron like the biblical one megatron get him flowey get him flowey show him how it's done what are you gonna do flowey you stupid flower for some reason my dash attack was to spawn flowers oh look he just throws him at you flowey is a horrifying being yeah he is i ran that thing i would just run the other direction what does this do ah yeah i forgot i had that sands not cause megalomania somehow i don't know it's okay i'm not trying to get copyright struck a wall jump i did the thing i don't know what any of these things do for me my attack's up for some reason what i've got a giant bone coming out of my head also that spider pie some of that spider pie so that's been a single bed time joke because uh well uh are you having a bad time you're supposed to not get hit you got to dodge the bones i thought i had to stand still for the blue i mean i highly doubt that rivals of ether is going to be 100 accurate to undertale mechanics 100 percent accurate thing yeah it's it's so funny just throw flower like because he just trips and throws them but he just like has him in his pocket the whole time there we go finally kill him kill him no and then we just do the taunt i ain't afraid of you i'm kind of over the whole bowser thing it's lost its luster or its anger would you ever seven deadly sin take your pick can i just say that this geometry goes against every preschool children's toy would put the block in the block shaped hole because you can just kind of take the block and put it in the circle nothing makes sense yeah sure i'm a surfer here it is surfing 101 just hop aboard this giant sea creature and surf on this floating water but don't worry if you fall off you will be stretched endlessly through time and space in a black hole you know surfing 101. oh did we mention that we're timing you the bouncing is what makes it a little difficult because one bad bounce and you're gonna fly off to infinite death because that's what a black hole is but somehow we're going to manage to break the best time because i'm great congratulations stand on this podium take this gold medal even though you competed against nobody strong winds can't stop me don't you know who i am i'm somebody with three wind resist spirits [Music] damn it there's too much wind if that would have killed me i'm staying away from that tornado because the next one will kill me go away go away maybe he'll touch it you can't kill him kill him see this bowser jr everything that the light touches is your kingdom it's that black goopy spot over there oh that's your dad he's possessed hello i am one of you typically cats don't warm up right away to other no don't hit the cats damn it it's raining again the weatherman they didn't predict this got it all right show me the money oh i don't have to go looking for it just right there hey you didn't help wait do even the cheap cheaps have tails that's so weird i guess that would make them a catfish wait what is space junk galaxy look like the [Music] uh jaroke i can't see dude you're not made of glass [Music] oh god jeez i'm playing with fire here literally [Music] all this loot nothing to eat could i have something to eat no age of calamity more like the quest for an apple am i right we don't need no apples we'll be at one heart each mean my homies hate apples it's the farmer from dragon ball he's going to be possessed he's finally going to unlock his true powers look at this we're just unlocking galaxies left and right mario should be an astronomer you know that's how science should operate anytime a scientist discovers a new planet it should be considered unlocked hey old man excuse me can you catch me okay more birds to catch mario sticks the triple axel wow you suck yo all these landings have to be hard on mario's knees so if he was an old man and i think mario's in his 30s like canonically or no it's 20s i think miyamoto said it's canonically in his 20s but he's gonna have uh joint problems when he gets older this is a great power-up mario uses his godlike powers to freeze water instantaneously those swamps they've had a little too much cake there he is baron burr it's a pun because he's a block i don't remember what i have to oh that's it oh he's small he's small baron burr why is this like the smallest platform ever to fight a boss if you could even call it that i mean he's got a crown so he's a boss and we murdered him no more tanks after all hold l for middle mario okay let's get crazy wait that was so weird did you hear that announcer what is that that's an amazing skin that is pimp sunshine mario i hope i'm gonna be metal mario and not tony soprano one more where are you at starting to rain come on no i just need one more ah crap goddammit come on shoot the lasers where are you aha it's time kids and this is to go further beyond all right here we go you got a health bar not anymore ow wait get me out of the goop cat's gonna have to take a bath afterwards you know how hard it is to get a cat to take a bath oh i'm sorry did i just jump on your little tum tum dude's about to get washed you think i wouldn't be able to jump on the spikes but i kind of can get out of there all right big mario now we did it okay was that it did we do the whole thing some you don't know that my little mac is actually kind of nice like i'm a pocket little mac main except i'm not good wow all right loser don't let me catch you in a downtilt watch what happens that happens i once had a viewer challenge me to play little mac for an entire stream and that's kind of like how i got good with him you have to force yourself you have to torture yourself into playing little mac to like even stand a chance if i landed you're done [Music] oh you idiot violeth to the moon we have discovered an enemy base in the region yeah i could have told you that because it's shaped like bowser's head do i do i do it do i push him in the answer is yes okay i knew the bullet bill thing was coming up eventually but was i wrong though wow bowser jr you've come a long way from bathing in a hot subway with your father i just love how big the boss fights are in this game like mega leg is mega leg he's got these long dancers legs you see that's the problem just platform your way up mega leg i think it's just the scale in general of this game that i love so much alert alert mario's here put up the fence that he can jump over did any of you buy the game when it came out for the wii because i had this uh collectible coin that came with it and i gotta see if i can find it because that thing was super cool probably worth nothing but whatever [Music] okay uh these bullet bills are confirmed idiots come on follow me come with me come on drink the kool-aid okay that's one come on come in come in come in come in we did it this is it but we have to do a couple things first first off we need the zapfish spirit next up we gotta get our boy little mac [Music] and finally the most important thing we have to do we need to make a sacrifice to the nuzlocke gods i know that's going to piss a lot of you off all right we have plenty of characters now i'm ready you know i feel so incredibly good about this because we have a lot of characters but not only that we also have a lot of characters i can get in case we get into trouble oh you got the big punch huh well i got that two i'm also going to make sure to keep the balance here so we can get the good ending that's how it works right and i will spare no expense we're going to use little mac right off the bat get real eager about that rematch with master hands cause that's where i tripped up last time but it's not gonna happen this time that's right stay aboard the sinking ship or as i like to call it sega look where are we flinging ourselves over there loud oh a secret area would not be a mario game without a secret area and genocide i'm having a little too much fun right now okay you're annoying this is why they sent you into space they probably told them it's like yeah you guys are going to be the first toads in space when in reality it was like these annoying ass creatures out of here all right let's collect all the little silver stars they're very cute this set of obstacles is just like anxiety in platforming form because like you know that the platforms are going to appear but there's that slight chance that they might not i mean there's no chance that they might not but there's that thought that they might not and it doesn't go away and what have we learned today in the currency of the mushroom kingdom five silver stars equals one gold star [Music] oh this guy's got two swords that's how you know he's going to be tough to be oh he's got weapon x zuga you're late i nearly got peeled like a banana that's not fair you have a bigger boxing glove you cover more area i'm breaking that belly though it's the last thing i do [Music] this is a slug fest here we go [Music] i'm having too much fun right now like it this started out as a joke video i was like ah i'm gonna play little mac but now i'm just saucing everybody thank you i know this is metroid you might know him from his popular game metroid can't like rosalina uh i don't know just negate everything that i can do wait a second who is that walking inside of the house is that cranky kong i was just sitting there trying to keep warm [Music] oh get laddered let's see absorb this one [Music] i urge you if you want to have fun in quick play turn off preferred rules just turn them off even if you lose some matches at least it's entertaining also it just it helps that jungle japes is a hilarious stage for the sole reason that you can get murked by a claptrap um i don't know maybe i have to be your baby no you're still sad i mean i'd be sad if i was someone's child too oh wait here you are come here your mom wants you here's your kid the true legend oh i'm gonna play the castle crashers blacksmith sure oh i can't even see you i blend in with the background that was the strategy here tactical camouflage well you see on bandana d who was filled with nothing but love i am the blacksmith did you ever play castle crashers yeah i love caspar oh what what color knight did you like best i think i was always the red knight honestly i never thought too much about it it was green night for me always blue knight was pretty op too what oh my god dude i'm just dead i see you i see how it is gino doesn't get to be in the game neither does bantanit and then he's like we shall see oh i have incredible amounts of super armor when i do that i can tell i suck can you what i'm sorry and i suck because he looks like kirby you know bandana d never had the inhaling capabilities i'm not a curvy guy i don't know i thought he could uh do things just because you're a kirby character doesn't mean you're kirby hey hey kirby can suck uh don't finish that sentence don't finish the sentence i would like to stay monetized meta knight thinks about it all right back to space junk galaxy or as i like to call it new jersey i'm just curious how many times i can get away with calling new jersey trash because it truly is and if you live in new jersey and you're watching this chances are you didn't have the choice to live in new jersey because if you did you probably would say no all right crazy you're up first see you know what the problem was last time i didn't use any of my good characters until it was absolutely necessary i think i got far enough using my subpar characters so we're gonna bring dk out oh long finger besides i need better aerials than little mac for this throw your temper tantrum over there i don't like how we're already at oh that's new already at 100 and okay no worries we still got this banana slammer one more hand to go guess what would happen if we blew up that underwater weight come on guess if mario just gave him like a very light shove he could kill this robot the captain falcon players are out by the truckload today they're out by the blue falcon load and they're all doing the damn combos someone hit somebody and i don't know who it was i don't have a jump i've gone for so many down air spikes i haven't gotten a single one this entire video so something's got to change either i need to stop or i need to start landing them it's just so terribly slow [Music] wait did that really kill him i'll save you i don't want you to go out twice like that there we go did somebody order extra sauce are you kidding me are you got to be kidding me uh hey note to self uh don't jump in the damn water because you'll lose the key no no no no no no save yourself nice on imagine after all that i ended up landing in the water so close to the cat cage you guys remember that game perfection i'm getting big perfection energy from this stage wait did you see that i just stepped into the hole and i pulled like a wily coyote and i just hung there for a second by the way you want to talk about anxiety again play perfection put all those damn little pieces in there slots before it pops and when it gets close to popping you know because the fear sets in all right i'm just gonna stand here and swing my sword if you run into it it's your own fault [Music] look he's really going to camp me out i know i said like enough cat enemies but i like cat for bomb i will protect cat bob with my life junior yeah okay you think you would want to go for a bounce all right never mind you're fully powered up you broke my shield in one sh okay i love dark samus's double jump it just looks like a weird kid in a bouncy castle pretending to be spider-man or something god damn go play a slot machine all right now what do i do are there no tomatoes okay perfect i'm at 157 percent uh which means one bomb will literally kill me we made it to the top let them fight each other for a little bit i'm so vulnerable right now heal up a little more it's right get rid of the belmonts belmonts are trouble oh god speaking of trouble bowser's ass dude it's a miracle that lucas is still alive but he's going to be critical to winning this joint you know time it isn't boss rush time but first let me make sure we go in full health two hours later all right mark sharp first oh we accidentally got ganondorf i thought i got marks but it ended up being gannon now in order to do this the right way we have to alternate back and forth between light and dark see those air dodges call me air lucas damn up smash too powerful one down all right gig of bowser we need to be super patient here because i often lose because i'm not patient and if i recall correctly giga bowser is actually the boss that finished us off last time and stopped us from completing the run but not this time imagine being this weak you might want to change to the fury bowser let me tell you i really hope they changed bowser's final smash like they did for cloud because fury bowser looks incredible this is broken this strategy is actually broken and they say hindsight really is 20 20. well lucky for me hindsight is 20 21 or does that mean your vision's messed up you know what i mean all right time to fight hot dracula you already know how it is yo that was a lot of damage oh my goodness holy crap why is lucas a god but if i'm not careful i'm gonna end up losing him i gotta be a little bit more careful just i would like to keep him all right round one i think dracula actually might be one of the harder bosses but if i just buy some time ah crap oh no lucas i need you to stay alive ah this is going badly this is going badly no sorry we got ganondorf ganondorf is one of the bosses avenge that little boy ganondorf i know that's something you don't normally do i know you killed them all right rathalo's fight we can do this one pretty easily i'm just i'm cutting this dragon up i kind of wish i still had lucas i feel like i probably should have held him off for a second oh no oh oh no i've taken quite a few hits come on go down so i can give you the reverse warlock that didn't do as much damage i thought it was going to all right give me the old doria right to the cranium oh damn it well that means it's time for you know who and he's the only one i have to do all of this he's right behind you sephiroth oh my god when did you get the hyper beam dude what are those it's like those super balls you get in the quarter machines at the supermarket they don't stop bouncing come on i want to be like sakurai i want to do this with sephiroth what did everyone get new attacks everyone got shiny new attacks final boss before we go to the final final boss how strong oh gigaflare is pretty damn strong like i said i don't know if i'm going to be able to beat dark khan and galeem with just one character but we can try come on gigger player hit him that should have did way more damage come on close to the end we're going to do this oh boy imagine like me losing sephiroth right there before going into the final battle man that would hurt my heart is racing my adrenaline is pumping i'm sweating from pores that i didn't know could sweat and i'm probably not going to be able to do this on the first try but i gotta go for it now do i focus one or do i switch off i mean it's kind of tough because once i can knock one down at least i'll be able to get one to attack the other i'm going to try and evenly distribute the damage it almost feels kind of poetic that we're using sephiroth and i kind of just want to end it with him for the thumbnail if we can oh jeez oh there we go someone's down doing something right hey let's go that's right you stab him in his eyeball if i just keep the damage low i can do this just gotta let celebi do its thing shield oh boy [Music] stop oh there's too many things there's too many things no oh i got lucas back oh my god i completely forgot that we get a character back so it was all for this it was all so he could sacrifice himself for lucas oh damn it this is the dream team it's actually kind of crazy how i've saved mario all this time i mean i really wanted sephiroth to do it it would have been great if he was part of the squad but uh i guess it just it wasn't meant to be but he took us a long way and i know cloud was essential to alpha's run and it looks like he's probably gonna help us end it here too cloud you had quite a year all right go ahead hit him with the hammer all right halfway temper tantrum we have three characters left mario's still healthy which you wouldn't think because he eats a lot of pasta do you think his cholesterol will be pretty high things are about to get wild actually crazy how confident i'm feeling right now but also how i know that can turn around in the blink of an eye specifically the blink of dark khan's eye and mario's dead ah we got a little mac it's okay we got the heavy hitter look at this are we not even going to need cloud is max just going to do it for us look at these dodges ultra instinct little mac if only you could reach 40 oh my gosh holy crap okay we're still good we're still good we're still healthy still healthy still healthy all right cloud it's up to you you've had quite a year final fantasy 7 remake came out your buddy made it into smash you won the light lock for alpha and now you're going to win it for us i'm about to end this once and for all that's one you son of a [ __ ] let's go let's go [Music] oh wait oh he's laughing hold up i celebrated way too early he had a sliver of hell oh my god could you imagine if that was it oh it's over oh it's finally over we gotta go left because we ain't no bubble blowing double baby [Music] oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no gonna handle this croc crocs are gonna get handled now youtube i said croc by the way just want to be very clear about that imagine if i pulled out the perfect here well we imagined what an imagination it was my guy's got a belly i don't know why he's not using it oh no jack i'm so sorry you have to endure more of this i didn't want it to be this way i hit no rematch because i felt for you i'm still kind of banking on the fact that they're going to bring the metroid prime trilogy to switch you know kind of to get ready for four because i want to play four but i haven't played any of the other ones and i got no problem looking for copies of metroid prime one and two for gamecube but imagine having to set up your wii u to play metroid prime 3 you know what i'll give you this stock my treat i really want to dunk you but i can't get around the helicopter thing you got to be like super frame perfect otherwise you get chopped up by the blades come here just come here come here come here just come here come back come here come here come here enemy base spotted we're detecting massive energy spikes what is this dragon ball z oh time for another boss fight dude you know how powerful bowser has to be to have multiple planets in the shape of his head that must be the ultimate bad guy dream also speaking of dreams mario going from a plumber to being able to explore space that's what i guess i did the wrong thing i was supposed to step on the the green block does this stage really need multiple black holes like is bowser that afraid of one lone plumber and as i was saying mario going from plumber to being able to explore space that's the ultimate career glow up if you can think of a bigger career glow up let me know in the comments section denied my friend i'm not your friend i always forget that on the grinding parts i have to actually turn the mushrooms off or phase them out of reality i wish i had this mask in real life be nice to just not have to deal with somebody be like poof you're invisible now and let me know in the comments section if one of the crash masks were real which one would you wish you had although i i feel like it'd be pretty cool to have akuku like just because you got a homie with you 24 7. i mean he's a power-up but kind of not really it's like crash's best friend like his roommate lived together they go out clubbing together you know i'm taking both of them can i stomp you out you could smack into me oh my god you can sunlock me this is what happens if you misbehave kitty you get an infinite you get the giant mario that was just straight disrespect you know we share our lives right uh i'm gonna try fierce deity link he's overpowered good that's the lamest downbeat i've ever seen in my life he just rolls and then he like pokes you i think he had that in like a warrior or something what is he doing tickling ganondorf oh i can just play like normal [Music] oh yeah same how am i dead you did it's so weird to see link play like someone completely different than link they were like all right you know we're not going to make him a clone he's going to be different but he his there is crazy take that that killed me i got a pretty nutty nare it's like ike snare on crack yeah it kind of is he's kind of like blink ike he's like hold on to limit forever in this game oh no that was painful that hurt me a lot and i threw you under the stage i don't know if that was a glitch or like that's what happens i know my game plan no no it's a your new lifestyle your new religion side b with fierce needy link [Music] you stay away from that stage oh that works different in the air but on the stage it's so it's so harmless am i dead oh my god i'm a fierce dd linkman [Music] look at this absolute tool the worst mailman in the history of the universe mr mario i can't i can't i'm the male toad i have a letter for you just walking around in circles oh five one-ups i didn't need them but i'll take them so princess peach is just sending mail from prison let's head over to the kitchen i like how you can kind of just like jump off and rosalina's like oh no no no we need you alive nothing matters until big is in the game did you i agree i want to say you don't earn subs by being wrong but i've been doing that for the last four years you've got to be wrong and then be humble when you're corrected obviously if you got if i got hit with toxic sludge i would either die or i would get x-men powers i got [ __ ] that you know which action would you be which one would you be that's hard oh you see that arm the booger arm i'm just a giant booger a little snotty little snot oh it continues if i actually hit oh what is this i uh i haven't seen that yet that's new and it's time to do the sonic super oh cancelled damn there we go oh look where that punch landed my chaos nuts the happy zone all right let's see they nerf they actually nerf tails i hope he nerfed tails he's not doing things they listen to me no they should have listened to me when i said both him they listen to me whoa i like this ronald mcdonald looking emerald is he super ronaldo or is a galactic ronald i can't remember which one it was so apparently we didn't use the right uh costume for cosmic rum there's another costume that makes it more powerful yeah i gotta relearn the input you know you will now pay with blood no no i'm gonna land the tails infinite first i gotta set up so first we gotta be like you can't set up if i don't let you it's a little bit less the same it's like i don't have the the fisty gloves that's uh it's like a duel involved but worse now that that's something else the fisting glove is a completely different game i think i can still win you got the tails final explosion he just went scorch earth yeah a token yes let's run away oh i got impaled fatality this is the predicted outcome it is my sworn duty to make every sad cat happy especially calicos because i have a calico so i never want her to be sad is that it over there there it is how'd you get up there little kitty don't worry i'll save you evie oh god you have three cats oh here's another one i'm gonna assume the last one's probably over here somewhere even the hammerhead sharks oh wait hang on there's actually a challenge here which means i can just forget about that last cat don't tell peta come on get get it get it that's the last one all right i can't not she's crying i can't not find the last cat why why is this stage so slippery again what's going on i'm a broken man i am a shell of who i used to be but that's okay because the numbers that define my existence is my sub count and surely enough you've definitely already hit the sub button right i don't even want the boxes anymore i want nothing to do with these crates i'm gonna have pcsd post crate stress disorder in 30 years crash's kids are gonna just show him a crate and he's gonna go into an episode like he's remembering the war this is what someone who just lost the crown does just jumps on all the things i'm turning them off help me i can't say i ain't helping anything some of these were knocked off though oh were they okay stop turning them off oh there's no floor there i i can't i can't fight got it i'll tell you i cheated because uh i watched someone stream yesterday and i knew exactly where that green star was so it went straight to the back left corner so you came in with strats oh yeah you're just not gonna get the stamp i mean i got the poll you got what i'm sorry i got the poll oh hey bro you here to take the swim in school's final swim test in this test you must collect shells in the ocean have you ever wondered why we were put on this planet all right let's dive right in literally gotta find the gold shell and i gotta bring it back to him i gotta find the gold shell you mean that one i mean like the easiest star in the history of stars look how proud he is of his star pupil get it stopped oh my god isn't that what i thought pitt would turn into i'm gonna be ninten again because they look like they could be cousins why does pitt look like he should be in a sunday newspaper is this what he actually looks like in the original theme i never played it chris no and he was a sprite in the original game but is this like what is this upbeat whoa ninten really likes his baseball bat more so than this my side b is so funny though he's just like do it again [Music] nintendo's just like thugness he's just break your kneecaps with a bat ness they should just make that into like a cat he's so funny that's the plot of mother four he's now used can't leave ness oh do i have to activate it sleep bubble now to be fair i will let you wake up you know what forget it i'm gonna assume jigglypuff is exactly the same as she is in every other game that was the stiffest looking hudson i've ever seen in my life yeah let's go wow the man hits a three-hit combo and then he taunts oops i'm not doing well mentally [Music] okay run it back i wasn't trying last time now i'm well rested oh i forgot how small the hitbox rest is oh [Music] okay oh a stock oh here it is the comeback time time has come no don't worry i got my pokemon center hat on now because i'm about to send you to the pokemon center hey would that work those little machines like if you put a human in it would it heal them can you trap a human in a pokeball is that is that a thing you think there's like one dude out there that's kind of uh oh oh no like you think there's one dude out there that's kind of just trapped in a pokeball have they actually touched upon in the pokemon lore if humans can be trapped in pokeballs [Music] yikes okay if i have a fire flower if i had a fire flower [Music] if i had any power up i like how they clap when you get the fire flower it's like yeah cool now you can burn things oh and we can save the kitty no don't run away come here it's cold there's water around us hang on we're gonna get you back to your mommy [Applause] where'd you go oh no i think half the fun is just remembering what these stages are like bubble breeze galaxy oh the toad ship crashed captain's log day one we're out of food i've had to eat every other toad i've walked back and forth about a thousand times and i don't know how much longer oh mario's here wait i have an idea oh it didn't work you guys want me to stop doing that toad impression i'm sure it's like nails on a chalkboard hey before you ride any bubbles let yours truly feel bored bend your ear for a second where do i have to go i gotta go into the slipstream right seems dangerous but i'll allow it oh geez i'm going too fast i think i could just crash into anything with the exception of the spike ball like i could even touch the propellers and i'll be fine that makes no sense wait come back come back come back come back look at mario just kind of floating there doing nothing oh that was close we got to make a break for it oh no oh no i was so close i didn't see that one oh wait what do we do with these dudes well if you've learned anything from mario 64. okay maybe there is some enjoyment in this game watch this you're gonna get doriad oh my goodness that has incredible strength dude it's so meaty she's the female ganondorf more like pie bran and dorf i gotta say i am pleasantly surprised with this character i was expecting nothing of pyromithra but i think she might be like top three dlc because they're so damn fun here we go this this is where it ends all right let's do something saucy saucy enough now how can urbosa ensure that she doesn't shock any of her own people when she does this because like it's pretty wild you can't control lightning that's right salsa on his ass you love the thanos snap at the ends before they just disappear herbosa's got a lot of sauce she might have the most sauce out of all the champions look at this you rock urbosa rock because he's a girl i haven't really reached the point in this game where i'm like this is kind of boring and repetitive yet does it get there i hope not i'm hoping i can beat the game before it reaches that point because i like it it's a good appetizer for breath of the wild too whenever that decides it's going to happen oh oh oh oh i didn't see it i got vaporized i honestly can't believe the gruesome deaths that mario dies in galaxy i want to say these might be the most gruesome deaths out of any mario game but i i could be wrong and if i am wrong let me know what other gruesome ways has mario been mangled and murdered i guess the only thing to really compete with how gruesome uh mario's deaths are in smash trailers nintendo loves killing their mascot off kind of like near death so maybe it's not him being killed oh this is beautiful dude it's like an arcade game i love this this might be my favorite set of inverted levels yet i didn't play the other ones but i know it's coming i know the pain is coming and the novelty will wear off even the music is like 8-bit this just this feels very right for a set of levels that takes place oh okay yeah for a set of levels that takes place in the past this is very appropriate i mean maybe i'll feel a little bit better about going through cortex's castle again if it's cute like this i wonder if the score has any significance like i'm getting points but i wonder if getting a certain number of points actually oh you can't touch those i also just really love the arcade sound effects and the very pixelated graphics decree security he says as the mice tilt their shields forward and somehow i still get impaled oh this this is gonna be a toxic one isn't it jord well fire type is actually not effective against jigglypuff so ah you know what time to go down for a nap nope how how do i keep missing them i mean it's fine i'm gonna win anyway because i don't think this nest realizes that there are better attacks than pk fire and pk thunder george like i got it the ultimate combo setup i'm gonna land a pk fire then everything after that we're just gonna hope for the best no okay interesting you you tried that my man here thinks because i got hit by one pk thunder are gonna get hit by all of them okay i will not miss this time i will not miss this time this is embarrassing [Music] see here's the problem i was going for the big brain plays when all i had to do was turn my brain off all right i made it to the ghost ship and here's the witch this female kamek grandma hammock she don't want the smoke she don't want the hands try it try something watch what happens oh now she's pissed don't talk to her or her children ever again do i need to climb the pole to pay for college is it that she doesn't know that she's throwing a shell like every third projectile or is that how the one works it's like all right fireball fireball green koopa trooper shell yeah up here watch what happens well that's it no no no no no no see i'm oh you're still alive i'm still with it i still have the crown so now do i just have to watch you finish this stage i can help you or i can hurt you you're going to want a platform oh i hate this this is awful i can make your life hell see i'm a team player just kidding hey you're back oh i am i like how bowser's fury just kind of gave us the exact same bonus stage they didn't even try you you do that i'm gonna get this star deserve that how do you do it do what how do you bubble well if you kill me i think it automatically bubbles because this is a nintendo game we're talking about or if that happens you die [Music] this has never been done in the history of training a raid boss but i don't know what his name is going to be we'll figure it out later banjo's looking a little polite right now we're gonna have to beat some confidence into him it's funny because he's got like a menacing green glow and oh i just steve but he's the farthest thing from menacing right now see wait look at him tiptoeing around wait that was worthy of leveling up i decide when you level up matter splatter galaxy that's a splatter you're meh you know what no no i gotta remember that the little drop kills us are we going to be boingy mario now this is going to make things more difficult it's just this is the chaotic neutral of power-ups you don't know what's going to happen it's beyond your control it's beyond anyone's control don't know how that works oh wait wait there was a ceiling see the best part about playing this game again is it feels like the first time because like i said the last time i played was back in 2007 when the game launched and i hundred percent the game in like a couple days because i was obsessed so i don't really remember much because my boomer brain only has so much capacity and a lot of it is just useless garbage this is the hard part okay i don't remember what's okay it's backwards see the challenging part is i need to remember that this is entirely backwards so muscle memory is not going to serve me too well so i think we have to just walk off here switch switch oh a little late look at this now i'm just attempting the speed run who do i think i am here we go look they put two checkpoints next to each other because they know they know what's up maybe it's not as hard as i remember because we're starting to get it now uh what do i do here come on crash me and you buddy we're home free we've been at this for a couple months now i'm ready to retire fresh deserves a nice retirement plan nice pension okay we're still good here still good where are we going oh god oh did you see that you saw that it was right there all right this is it this is the run we're here this is the end we're getting through this we're done we're done we made it suck on that neo cortex where does this take us it could be anywhere it could be new jersey oh we don't want to go there i mean this kind of feels like new jersey certain parts just kidding it's nicer this is the most sonic avenger 2 fight we could have thought of this is the most dragon ball fight you could have thought of also that he's got the gun i don't remember this is that new i i think that's new light emerald he just pulls out the the piece he's like come on sonic you want to step outside we'll settle this like men it just pulls out the gun at high noon i feel like this would be so much better with an arcade stick i don't know see i suck playing with an arcade stick i can i can only use charge casual arcade sticks i don't know why i am better with an arcade stick if you could use your arcade where did my health go i need some rings i need some rings you ain't getting no rings we work for our money in this house they should make the werehog sonic playable maybe the only one that we want to see that though i can't wait for the 3v3 feature will there be assists i hope i hope so i thought that's going to make the game 2006. now we'll just be please tell us there's going to be assists it should be that'll make this an entirely new game i'll try to put the gun on him he's like spin dash more like i can't think of anything funny to say but please subscribe to my channel [Laughter] i just see the headlines now sonic gunned down hold up i think instead of going to the end of the stage now that i have the uh the kangaroo costume i can probably access this area over here i could reach that right we can yoshi over there maybe not no oh i'm back to the incineroar costume this dude is so creep why are you here and why are you like undulating is is that the right term hang on let me look that up undulate yep undulating was the right word that's the word of the day now let's use it in a sentence hey weird farmer please stop undulating without breaking eye contact oh no oh it's one of these parts okay hang on i gotta hold the damn thing upright i i gotta find my inner zen so i can balance see they try to trick you with the star bits by making you tilt the controller down to grab them to kill you it's actually it's kind of demonic okay jump jump oh first try i'm the greatest gamer alive name a better gamer go ahead so we were actually talking earlier about uh how we both think that fortnight is like it's the zoomer smash because of everything that's because of all the collabs and i'm kind of cool with it honestly because they keep adding so much awesome stuff and you're getting all these points i have no chance i just wish i liked the game yeah i made a joke video playing as the ryu skin and it was funny seeing ryu do all the fortnite dances but like it was still fortnite i mean when you say funny you mean like sad right how many coins are in here it doesn't end can i get some of that there's no way you're winning this you realize that right does it ever end i don't think so but it needs to end before we uh you know lose let me get some of this let me get some of the sweet sweet coins i hope they remember you oh my god oh perfect a meme level this is the semi-competitive content you come to this channel for right you want to see mediocre content on mario brothers okay i just just appeared on the other side no i've learned my lesson somebody's gonna die it ain't gonna be me this is just an elaborate game of pinball is anyone old enough to remember playing the galaxy pinball game on windows xp when your internet was down that'd be the first thing that you do maybe the only thing that you can do how am i not dead yet i guess i'm just a tech wizard well at least one of us is having fun jay i hope you're having a great time comment section pause the video let me know what percentage you think i'm gonna die at i'll just do that will he die if i just keep doing that hey oh my god help i'm stuck in your blue start me and press a can we launch him into space [Laughter] all right the middle of this planet just kind of looks a little bit like a butthole oh imagination speaking of games in the last video i mentioned that this kind of felt like a hat in time crossing with knights into dreams and i got a good amount of hate for that because everyone was like oh you don't like a hat in time it's such a great game as if opinions don't exist but a hat in time is such a janky game and i'm sorry personally it's kind of boring and you know that's more disappointing for me because i bought the game and i was like i'm going to pumpkin puncher finally something interesting like can someone just explain to me why a hat in time is so good i bought the game expecting to love it and it was just so janky and boring what is happening here okay um so the demo i guess just doesn't work we broke something okay we're back dude even this game doesn't want anyone to play it this game is so horrendous that it's actually rejecting itself it's like listen get out of here while you still can while you still have some of your sanity dude just did a standing back handspring into a double back that is some athleticism even egg boy is shocked [Music] oh he's back round two tell the guy out of the way no egg boy oh geez you can't do that to me egg boy is ready to sacrifice himself he's a good boy though the fate of the universe this is the heaviest title for any star in any mario game ever the fate of the universe mario literally up against jiren in the tournament of power get in the light stream i just i feel ready i'm just i'm ready to take bowser down again for the umpteenth time if i don't die myself first i like how there's a little bit of each galaxy in the final run a little smorgasbord of planets you get a little taste it's a sampler it kind of feels like one of those tunnels you walk through where the tunnel around you is spinning but the floor is doing nothing and for some reason you still feel like you can't walk straight all right mario here we go the final stretch he's waiting for you ah but you gotta fight his five-year-old son first you got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe watch and weep in this galaxy i'll rule a great galactic empire with peach he's palpatine cute little galaxy it's like a one-bedroom apartment of galaxies come on you've been sleeping on me you know i can do this with my eyes closed come here come here one more one more one more dude this is an anime we're going from planet to planet fighting can i hit him while he's not in a ball i can and the two plunged into the sun where they died and it would never be heard from again ah this whole thing oh we've done this already this probably is one of the easier final boss fights though i feel like odyssey was definitely tougher hell i think even sunshine was tougher dare i say come here jump on this thing still haven't learned after three fights and so long gay bowser there's no way he could survive that that is lava or whatever this sun-like planet is made of maybe it's made of orange soda who loves orange soda bowser loves orange soda you might think you've won but it's only just begun all right dr seuss that was pretty good wasn't it the doc would be proud he's not proud of nothing he's dead is he dr seuss isn't he like tupac where they found them like on an island somewhere yeah dr seuss look at that flawless execution damn it see exactly how strong the ai is i'm actually a little scared to see what they're capable of because if you look at pumpkin fight like there's some oh god there's some crazy combos and things they go for with the switching mechanic if we're being realistic here pyramid has some of the most fire alts in the game oh that okay pyro side b definitely beats mithra side b i mean you're throwing a fire sword okay get out of here do a little bit of ledge guarding or she's switching for the recovery she knows she's smart and if you're smart you'll also switch to mithra recovery wow dash tech killed from the opposite side of the stage and then i died immediately we're going to talk about how soccer i was like hey we used the toys to check out the bottoms of their feet like that wasn't weird okay so that's the uh that's the foresight that i didn't check out in training which is basically batch within that you can only do with mithra i mean i feel like using pyra throughout would probably be best for me because i like to do stuff like that my favorite xenoblade character so far i mean i only know a couple but ryan is pretty cool even though he's always like oh you died let's not let it go to our heads though wait can we hurt each other uh i thought that i had but maybe let me see hit me oh no no we're good better not hurt me that's domestic violence that's domestic abuse we don't we don't celebrate domestic abuse on this channel no no nor should you or or anywhere really fires uh i think you can use for a special like if you use like right bumper i just want to know if it was how popular we are among the teams yeah totally uh did you not know that we're lit we are very lit this is going to drunk town how do i get on what am i going to do pick that dude up wait hang on we can win this 126 percent is nothing but a scratch we call it a draw i should have did way more down throws because like now it's just hard to get my paws on him just it's gotta be down throw something up smash up tilt i don't care what it is at this point i just want to teach him to use those big meaty paws what did you say punk big meaty claws it's gotta be really painful to be down thrown by banjo he throws you head first into the pavement like that's a concussion come on learn it um that came out of nowhere we're getting into the territory of levels that i don't remember because i don't remember this at all i don't remember the game being this i'm not saying it's super difficult but i don't remember it being as difficult i got eaten by a piranha plant let's go what i'm just gonna oh i got it you know what you gotta get there i think i still got it though oh do you is that a golem yeah like the pokemon yeah it is just just throw them in the lava they're so cute i feel bad damn it figures i do all the work all part of the plan you see how it works though you do all the work you get uh screwed in the end [Laughter] let me reiterate here that i am not great at this game so don't expect much the whole point of this video is going to be just to try and pull off a one-hit kill with super saiyan 4 gocheeta and i'll throw entire games away to do that oh good so ultra instant goku's dead i realize i'm also playing a very brain dead team but uh shut up we're gonna use our sparking here stay alive no no i'm dead aren't i up the overhead should have blocked ty all right we were on the right track new plan here whenever i can get gogeta in for an assist to snap i'm going to speaking of oh god i got bodied tell me tell me that's it tell me that's how you win the game that is so stupid that was so undeserving too that's a very uh very bouncy clerk i was gonna say if you have 500 in late fees at an adult video store then i think you might have a problem if late fees are up to like 500 like at what point does it become sub-prime lending i mean that's that's quite a tab they're gonna hire a hitman this guy has not returned his copy of home loan two in six months oh i think we might be able to get some money from this bring him in the ushie bar okay you're coming to the ushi bar with us or not oh my god wait we gotta fight okay so i'm assuming just like the movie there's seven bosses we have to fight yeah we got the x's to fight there's some cool boss fights in this game one like my favorite thing about this game honestly how well animated it is i mean everything's alive dude it's like the modern day equivalent of like a 1920s cartoon where everything kind of has like a bounce to it like a steamboat willie but modern day yeah totally they put that on the back of the box i think i wonder how long i can carry this man before he wakes up ah the toronto big man challenge begins is that what they call it nowadays okay there's a secret shop under the bridge this is why you're here i needed a seasoned veteran to show me where all the secrets are well i'm about to say watch now it doesn't work is this where a hobo is going to sell us used needles this is where we get stabbed hey you kids ever seen a dead body hello little guy here i'll save you i'll make sure you don't have to experience this game god you know what the worst part of this is i have to play the first two levels all over again why are models disappearing wait you get too close and they go away it's like anyone else in my life press a to perform a spin jump or literally any other button it doesn't have to be a i just want to dance with the other incineroars why are you leaving me i know this dude is just like a reskin of balan but i think he's really cool all right we're gonna try and collect as many ballon statues as i can wow i missed three of them already the reason why is because i don't want to have to come back to these levels super mario 3d world yeah i'm going back i'm trying to get all those green stars here i want a one and done this oh god oh no oh the game doesn't even want to play the game is trying to commit support stop it we good we back no it wasn't on your side uh that was legitimately this game you know i would really like to appreciate some of these character models but they just keep disappearing i have a feeling i'm gonna have some kind of like stockholm syndrome where i'm just gonna end up liking this game you did well to find me little one i don't know what kind of voice to give bellen now i shall let you no i think if this was the whole game it would have been better some kind of rhythm game with ballon just kind of like floating through the ether like nights into dreams when do i press a oops you know i'd watch a balan anime i would yo he just threw a spirit bomb okay now if uh someone could just explain to me exactly what i did that'd be fantastic i'm gonna play some ouija oh i saw you going for ouija fine the change has happened can i just say that i would love this game even more if donkey kong was playable all right just take your card don't you know i wish don't tease me like that i'm surprised i never made like a sequel because like co-op mario is just too good they don't need to make a sequel because they can just support the same game that they made eight years ago and we'll buy it we have no more lives so this is now a solo level probably a lot less chaotic honestly which means i could i could take my time i'll do it right just we have to come on i'm not i killed him do it right not gonna get those coins so i don't get a life huh well how did i get launched no wow that was agonizing luigi yeah i'm not getting that one oh my god toad's op got the speed of the gods luigi's got like this higher jump that's like the speed is hard to control you know they say with great speed comes you know what spider-man said pizza time all right this time we don't murder the chucks that's not their names screw you this is daddy rock wait are we supposed to oh supposed to kill him by throwing his children at him yeah i was gonna say that we have to kill him by means of his children if i ever have to go in a battle that settles my fate i want it to be by my child's hand i also thought you're gonna say that they should throw my cats at me that should be it no i didn't too derpy this is everything that king of bombs strive to be oh get out of there yeah oh my god toad takes the w okay that was an up throw you saw it that's an improvement we hit every direction but the right one or the down one i guess no don't do that i literally have not done a single wonder wing in 45 levels what are you doing come on just down throw me you stupid bear come on we're getting there he's gonna do it you know what it's opposite day get up throw me do you how do yes yes he did it he did it come on oh he's getting good with the throws now oh man i got hadoken don't worry i'll beat him with you i didn't know he could summon hot topic employees all right he's glowing if that's any indication that you've played beat him up games before he's almost dead gives me flashbacks of fighting rocksteady in april's apartment oh we got him take a nap thanks knives take a nap my chemical romance oh there we go is it weird that that's us that's not this isn't awkward at all what you don't kiss your homies on the mouth oh great oh my god we really got this stage to start with uh hello all of choctapus's viewers you can click off the video now that we're on mario bros what the [ __ ] this is a great stage what are you talking about so we were talking about what stages we should put on chuck recommends this stage and i said mario bros and uh for a good reason no this is just and then we get it first in the video really but on the plus side i am destroying i'm gonna copy carrie yeah oh i'm getting my ass kicked over here so i might need you to come help me so in case anyone didn't realize uh little z is here yeah and we are doing online doubles and it is very lagging well i guess we just have to move you to america then land of the free hmm not land of the free healthcare and home of the whopper i'm absolutely cleaning up this cup like i am washing this dishes uh ps still on my first stock because i'm a god attacking uh let's see how long that lasts you know we had to give him the dkk rule classic team to start in honor of the new godzilla king kong movie oh yeah i don't spoil it i haven't seen it i don't know who wins out of godzilla or kong but it's obviously godzilla right who are you rooting for are you a i mean you're playing k rool so i would imagine i'm rooting for king kong but one is a giant dragon that can shoot lasers and one's just a monkey so if you saw the movie in the comments section let me know if you're team kong or team godzilla and if you're not team kong it's okay listen we're allowed to live our lives being wrong oh no i i'm so sorry wait i didn't throw him i was too busy talking to him okay i'll throw him this time okay hang on let's get this cup get this cup oh wait he takes it out here he's why he keeps taking his cup is clean yeah and now this cup is broken all right toad squad good job kill himself instantaneously no no no we can't just go without getting these listen i'm not about to just abandon everything that we've worked for a few months more importantly i'm more interested in the crown [Music] oh my god what happens to the crowd i guess nobody gets it it's the crown all right i'm fully expecting this to be a wash because snowball is incredibly strong also fast plus it's donkey kong so i'm a little bit biased [Music] look the dash dance up smash the snowball special you can actually order it at a restaurant so give me the snowball special and the waitress comes over and she like runs back and forth and then she smacks you in the face yeah i looking so tough now huh tiptoe not looking so tough now see look just swatting him out of the air come on knock him down show him the pain that he has showed me oh that would have ended him that's right he's got him right where he wants him snowball we were talking you up don't throw it oh love to see it so can i chuck the key into the lava like will that screw us if i if i do this he's like please feed me we require more minerals is where we feed the timbs all right everyone come eat hello everyone i work my ass off to put food on this table i was just a changing room okay still don't really what is this i'm taking the gundam steam launcher that's what i have installed on my pc to launch this crappy game uh so i just want you to know i'm not pressing a button to shoot anything it just does it on its own you think you know the action button would be shoot when in reality the action button is still jump i'm like ao yama from my hero i have no well he has control over his belly button laser i do not and tell me i just lost it oh no it's there okay we kept it boing boing boing boing i want to bring destruction on this wretched land what can i destroy though i can't stop moving or i destroy up here we go again pay 65 for this game what is this a soccer ball okay so she's just like yo did you just do a gainer what is this she's just extracurricular activities emma cole now all right we gotta really put our foot do we have to hit these okay i am a god wow great goal defense nice job balon i'm gonna do it this time we're gonna focus oh here's a plessy coin is plessy related to yoshi at all i mean they operate the same way you just ditch them when you want to jump wait you were here the whole time don't worry kitty we're taking you home so you gotta like bring it over here oh no oh stan stay dry stay dry no no no no no like can i make this jump there's oh crap yeah we're doing it this time this is the run oh no oh that's quite a jump oh oh my god finally oh god here take your child it's very easy to run off clips in this game i think we we both realized that the isometric angle now damn isometric mario games brings back mario rpg memories well that was a good isometric mario game not that this one is bad this this is a good game it's just it's chaotic this is the chaotic neutral of mario games can we get a whole alignment chart of mario games what's the chaotic evil of mario games it's gotta be hotel mario right i was gonna say the same thing hotel mario or uh mario teaches typing that's lawful good how i i don't know how i'm just as baffled as you did i really pay bowser off this is where they should introduce donkey kong maybe he's here maybe just look in the background i wish what's that tropical freeze play through uh i mean i played the game and beat it already but i totally would play through it again i did not i'm not proud to admit this tropical freeze kicked my ass oh come on it's not that hard play donkey kong country 2 if you want a challenge oh no oh no no oh no i don't know if you're ready for this kind of tech [Music] nope the world was not ready it's like the log flume in disney but with poison water and actually no it's the same luigi's like me too it should like rig it so it so it looks like i got the crown after that we could we could have just a really bad photoshop he's not even that good at skateboarding like why should that be his thing such a poser yeah do a kick flip oh okay i gotta save you here come on get up i need you hey don't worry he'll carry us well done that's a lot of bodies we just we make love on top of the severed heads this is the only way that i can climb that are we going are we gonna end every stage with us awkwardly getting it on i don't know what's awkward about it shakta the heart wants what the heart wants it's knight rider knight rider as a limo michael we're not stopping at wendy's michael warning this video cassette footage contains unprovoked amiibo attacks this content is not recommended for those who have been three stalked by figurines viewer discretion is strongly advised and please subscribe because it turns out that most of you are going to watch this video without clicking the funny red button still kind of mind-blowing that banjo's even in this game let alone we have an amiibo of him now oh he is fast and he's doing the down throws [Music] damn the bird abuse for the win all right i gotta hand it to him it seems a little smarter than i was giving him credit for and he's nice with those grabs let's see isn't cinderella going down three stocks or is going to take at least one he's kind of slippery so i understand it's probably hard to take a stock from him there's one oiled up bear and goodbye dusk butterfly power of flight finally oh we fly better when it's night time i get it keep it dim i do not like the light it burns my fair gamer skin what is this oh we're gonna play golf add emma cole to the new mario golf you cowards [Music] oh okay the winds we gotta go left or not mario golf who give me that birdie watch this is the one i'm too nice i'm damn all right this looks like a job for gardevoir you're slit your throat razor leaf come where are you at where are you at you oh no we lost it do i maybe just jump on on you whatever the end of the stage this stage wasn't terrible at least there were some cool power ups and that was basically it and also uh the game actually managed to hold itself together without having a mental breakdown all right how can we make this funny uh i throw them to you and you do something funny uh that wasn't funny first the percents are ready funny chop we've already achieved we have achieved comedy gold ready to make i missed you ready this is why i wanted to doubt it oh come on okay whatever function over form so we gotta fight this guy now we have to make it fair oh it's this guy with this with the screen he's also in bowser's fury but he's a cat it's the same thing though you have to like shove him into the suction pipe which one's coming out which one's coming out the baby don't kick the baby well here goes nothing it's nice knowing you girl [Music] this isn't how this is supposed to work mario get out of the quicksand and here she is unscathed the jankiest shine we've ever gotten this should be the last one i feel bad that it's not [Music] there he is beautiful right in the middle of the screen where he belongs what is this who is this wait who is that okay so i think you know more about big than i do yeah he's big where's the name look at this absolute unit so the developer arc forged tagged me he knows that we've been campaigning for big to be in this game oh that's right he has a oh my god what's happening oh he has like oh you could just whip me with the fishing pole how did how'd you do that i think it fights like a sword i down bad down back ax here we go all right ultimate sword fight oh geez anyway uh our forge tags me and he's like what do you want for big and then the wheel started turning what's this uh i'm pretty sure i blocked that was the tea bag tea bag slap the big the cask okay he's got an umbrella [Music] powers being japanese that's a pretty good one they're backing off oh maybe not go go they're almost dead they're almost dead are you okay oh jeez help mom mom no no [Applause] i don't want to do this anymore okay and i'm down again i'm down oh my god i might need to go buy some uh some stuff 101 push-ups that's going to get us jacked that's what i'm going to buy is this what you would like yes plus 10 string oh not so tough now huh oh you're glowing already i'm sorry did we hurt you are you kidding me get wrecked twins that was the strat all along yep that was it bowser's back in the pimp mobile that's totally wario's ride that's why wario's not in the game how's it killed seems like a bunch of hooplah come on throw the bombs you coward soccer balls soccer bombs soccer bombs soccer moms uh this is when all the saiyans put their hands on bowser and then then he becomes super super saiyan god bowser oh my god zero like your iq bouncer's got a theme park it's not gonna get difficult now they're gonna get difficult now as if they haven't been difficult i lost the crown there's something over here ah i missed it [Music] come on typical questionable w by kai plus he is my little pog champ look at him belly flop i need to get like a [ __ ] plushie a fleshy if i may we're taking the bowser skip damn it and we missed it i jumped because i thought we were gonna die because i thought maybe like they were gonna do us dirty we should have the exact same score right oh it was a coin differential there's an accounting error listen meta ridley i know you just got put together i know all those parts are fresh but banjo's about to disassemble you kind of like when trunks showed up and he just cut mecca frieza into like chicken nuggets only he's gonna use kazooie's beak oh the drag down let's see not recovering from that one i see i see how it is no i see i see the desperation in ridley's one good eye see he's getting close he's getting close oh so close oh oh i must go my planet needs me [Music] 65 you got one stock left we might lose do i why i don't have one stock left we're gonna lose this and it's going to be your fault we are not gonna lose it we can't lose we're the main characters of this anime we're the protagonists it's your video you can't lose any matches we're jakku and uh and bakugou as long as i believe and now okay it's all on you really chuck you're really gonna make us lose like that i'm so good wait we won that yeah i didn't fast fall because i thought he would go look at the two of them next to each other this is what depression looks like if it is a demon match you want it is a demon match you will get [Music] big on big action [Music] yeah that's right all right don't talk me i'm angry have a snickers oh yes i've done it hey that is there he's like it was amazing amazing that is the greatest thing i've ever seen in my entire life i now satisfied i'm accomplished i i could die happy now oh yeah is this really going to be the anticlimactic ending to this entire video yeah this is how it's gonna happen we're just we're just jumping him in the corner you know i'll take it i'll take it that's fine we've earned this my treat i'm not moving i mean you can't if you wanna dave if your thumb gets tired you let me know no that's okay we did a lot of damage to him yeah kick his ass no i'm gonna get this again i'm we're gonna get him back in that corner i don't think i'm really doing anything i'm just throwing hands over here you're fury for moral support for a second i thought he picked it up i don't know if we'll be able to pick you up so nah don't don't i just i'm just gonna keep him trapped we did it holy crap yes go to hell gideon he's not done is he that was the real gideon that was a robot this is it yes this is what we both had the same idea they were better at this game than we thought i should have said that we're better at this game than other people thought i'll tell you that i'll give you that one still carrying [Music] nobody gets it damn it yeah yeah i got no chance this one i accept it oh this is horrifying excuse me where'd you go too easy oh my god oh no open d gates he's given up on driving too many tickets i thought it was about to snap and everything would get destroyed and it's cute how he puts it on his collar there has never been a better villain in mario cannon a great camera work over here lackatoo oh god i don't remember the title well i never beat this game i told you when i had the wii u version i kind of just like gave up because the wii u he's taking me with him oh god this is fire pink it's a it's puke you've never had a cat have you i want to know where the second bowser came from double chair double cherry bowser oh true we forgot that double cherries existed we gotta get to the top we need to end this oh the camera angle doesn't want us to end it though it wants us to see everything happening hit the power block do it am i really gonna die here i died as i was hitting the towel yeah oh my god you see that dodge stay alive stay alive stay alive stay live tiny luigi got it done yeah it should have been me so long gay meowser i don't know how many points bowser's worth no points for killing bowser you got the flag that might be indication that you won unless that's just who hit it first okay that's it we don't need to see who won wait what what froze on a tie it stopped it added the suspense element so i think i won then right uh maybe what is that face i don't want to see that when i play super smash bros i don't want nightmares while i'm playing did you just look in the mirror no i looked at the me sword fighter okay he's got the chakram why you always bully me in our videos together because that's what the people want to see i'm a man of the people i bully you in the game you bully me in real life so uh how you doing how is life how you doing i'm doing well thanks thanks for asking i'm no longer doe single if you flash back to that clip from years ago oh i'm dead it's just an individual joe duo so it's a doe single yeah you would know about being doe single am i right oh you have to go there mister i have a wife and a happy life all right so let's see who's gonna land a punch first you or me we're probably gonna lose the match first to be honest that's fine i didn't say i was here to win yeah as long as we hit the funny move see the benefit is i have super armor oh you threw me out of my punch uh you know it could have been anyone throwing you there i'll be honest i'm bad at this game but well you knew that already but i'm so much worse in doubles because it's too chaotic okay and just while you were talking i may have had an extremely embarrassing bit no so by the way i recruited kai to come play co-op but lucky for him he didn't have to buy him however the caveat is i have all the control and he has no idea where he is [Music] what's good about this game so this is bell in wonder world that we're playing and we're playing co-op today i i know why am i a super saiyan why are you super saiyan i'm literally stuck to you wait how do i get all hold up oh wait how do you do it how do you do that why are we fused wait if we can we become go tanks i think so what would our fusion name be chocta kai i'll tell you anything you want to know [Music] amateur was haunted by dreams yeah i'm going up i went up oh my god this is the most annoying thing i could possibly do i could put more than one of them down take out the damn thing yeah we'll see we'll see i can't even i'm overshadowing you know i'm willing to i'm willing to fall in the grenade just to shut him up that was incredibly funny she has like a mario jump which says here we go here we go all right that's too many hits get my ass kicked by chow tzu where is he where is he holy [ __ ] shut the hell up it's one of the funniest special moves in anything i've ever played i think i'm in hell please hit a the speed of the spindash depends on how long the button is pressed okay the the bit's not the bit isn't funny anymore hit a oh i think he finally blew up he finally blew okay so uh cream and cheese are banned oh my mystery house marathon uh that's a lot of stars that is 10 20. that's 30 stars let's do it oh it's just like boss fights this is oh all right we got this this is easy it feels like wario where you're warioware after that yeah oh i remember this one okay jump on that hey we're too good at this game fire flower i'll go left and right easy easy come on throw a challenge at us this one's confusing my brain he's got to survive actually this is a mario party minigame this one was designed to take away our fire flowers got it they're so small and pathetic i can't hurt them that's how most people feel about i can't hit them we just one shot them this time i'm not sack am i baseball those little nut sacks do it throw it that's a basketball shot damn it i missed that doesn't get it before i die [Music] i can't get it i got it we gotta find the one that we can jump on oh hello you got this you got this one all right sorry i'm the true platformer we're not ready for like what comes next i know i don't know if i can hit these oh god i believe in you i believe yeah look at this christie yamaguchi over there all right you go right i go left sounds like you get the green star from that listen we're just trying to get out of here alive i'm stuck go on without me this is stressful oh no ah crap oh god oh god hold on this one's not happening okay now you're on your own i've done it okay this one's easy is it though excuse me is it easy all right this is the furthest that we've made it you know we can take a breath if we want afterwards what's this oh touch fuzzy get dizzy but we ain't getting dizzy today oh god it's a rabbit i'm stuck i'm stuck in the corner back here get him get back okay hold up i have an idea fire light him up got him that's a good idea jump jump jump jump jump oh you're right let's run into it smash through the face first you see we've gotten to the point where we don't even know what's coming okay that works for sure spoil them for them that's what i'm doing uh i have a cat suit i've got suit okay do i even want to know i thought that was me okay good luck i'm so nervous yeah this one's not happening please watch it you have to watch it disappear no okay hang on i believe in you i believe i believe whatever whatever gets the job done do we want to use these cat suits wait cat suit oh god get it get it [Music] uh uh oh i see i see i see watch out okay all right oh geez cat suit i feel like we're gonna need him oh oh no get him get him get him get him i accidentally killed my piranha plant eat him kill it how do i we have to kill the piranha plant [Music] there we go oh my god all right five left what am i looking at here this one i feel like is fine it's just you don't want to outrun it survive oh god what is this i got a cat suit doesn't matter yo this is the run this is the run this is the stance no ah we got this oh whip his ass i'm trying want to happen uh die one tap there we go this is it they're showering on some money as they should we deserve it oh my god dude that was what an hour and a half i think it was less than that let's give ourselves some credit you know how mad i would have been of course on the mvp you know how mad i would have been if we missed the stamp adriatic really had to pick the vanilla donkey kong oh wow don't they know that's my color vanilla dk don't suit you go find another chuck you better teach him a lesson and take back your color yeah i will four little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head and he's gone really you're actually doing well did i get the hard donkey kong i got shadow kong oh oh oh oh he tried it adriatic over here is just going for the sauce just trying to do something stylish and i respect the hell out of it i'm trying to get the source myself and because of that he lost all of his stocks against me come here come here uh you hit the wrong person oh adriatic's coming back in for round two oh that was nasty was that you that was me you killed the wrong person i got him don't worry king club sounds like a really bad gas station sandwich like one that would just give you food poisoning you know he's in the king club but we're the kong club that's our team now true you know what you can't sit with us sephiroth especially because they're like they're both like these trihard anime dudes and we're just two big old monkeys like oh oh hang on i think you might be dead no i'm good wait a minute sephiroth what chuck he jumped into it but he's still alive we call that the little z special over here on the uh the chocolate channel [Music] oh and i got him again you're in the middle of this but you're gonna have to take one for the team what you know what i went a little bit too hard on that one i i wanted it oh up there no that's me i'm i'm helping you land dude i'm getting you back down to the ground oh you're such a good friend joker shield is getting low i'm trying to hit him with that side b yes all right go ahead i'll let you do the honors i'll get him out of here thank you how he took his stock we learned a lot about the human race here we learned that people are greedy and not afraid to take a random person's stock all right and now we bully the ever loving hell out of this joker and teach him why it is bad to not share greed is a sin and it's one of the sins in persona 5. is it oh you imply that i've played persona 5. no i know you don't really play video games oh so you're just explaining it to me yeah thanks chuck that's the whole game you fight against the seven deadly sins and here maybe we're getting a little greedy i'm not dead though yes joe shut up why why would you do it let's throw him a [ __ ] we better not lose this i got this i always have a trick up my sleeve is donkey kong he doesn't have any sleeves that's the joke it's in the tie [Music] oh my god he's going for the twitter combos uh just just win just win please thank you okay i need about 350. we're now in the future scan this is a very dragon ball like pod looks like something that palm would throw out of a capsule look at that beautiful wait how do i make it look at me hey look at this whirlpool yep that's clearly a four star picture right there four stars everything i take is art we're gonna get both of these talos oh my god the dodrio scared them away this is it look at this no damn it hold up this menu screen is a bop [Music] this is the world of metopia it is a world where every me can live in peace and harmony it's got like it's a small world vibes going on uh oh the darkness came without warning why does mitopia have such like a dark story a great and terrible shadow threatening all of metopia [Music] an unspeakably evil fiend started stealing everyone's faces and little did we know a simple traveler would become the hero of this story what gen 9 pokemon be like i'm off oh add me characters i should have did this earlier let's try and make donkey kong there you go donkey kong this is going to take way more thought than i originally thought it was going to oh wait popular hang on oh hang on i'm just going to do this this is way better god that is the most terrifying elmo i've ever seen in my life i kind of want nigel thornberry to be my carefree guide because he's like a guide in the wild thornberry so we're gonna go with nigel oh smashing that was my best impression shut up okay who's our cheery granny ganondorf this is canon now who's the sassy child we gotta get diddy kong in here we have donkey kong we need diddy kong and diddy kong is a pretty sassy child all right now who is diddy kong's mother clearly diddy kong's mother is death yep that's it this fanfic just writes itself lovey-dovey why did i miss this game on the 3ds dr eggman is definitely one of them who is dr eggman's lover we're going to some pretty dark dark places on the internet because you know this already exists somewhere look at this lovey dovey couple they're so in love sarcastic guy we should just leave him as his just leave one random me in there alright who's the mayor of this entire city mayor magic crap look at his face come on it's gotta be mayor mccheese lord of mcdonald's town this is it this is the cast of metopia this is the best part of the game oh wait we take turns [Music] you didn't shine i thought it was like turns i thought it was too like the character designs like these two specifically are they're cool why'd i get an oops come on if you're pure of heart the spirit bomb can't hurt you oh he's doing the flash thing now how powerful is this guy is he gonna drag and punch him yes shenron's coming out he just goes through his stomach we just skip that entire goddamn puzzle punch kick his ass i will do my job and press one button as hard as i possibly can chrono bunny allows the wearer to stop time at passing through okay i can stop time he's immune to dio i'm immune to aging dermatologists hate him what is that no your cat hold a to walk on air all right princess peach our ass over there [Music] somehow we missed like five statues mini boss it's uh octopus goth goth to puss you know what i have the one that can punch stuff and i'm not using it yeah punch the crap out of him yeah i think officer's gonna stand here and watch here we go champions road the final frontier listen this can't be any harder than that okay and already i'm gonna die and i'm alive uh off to a great start after that gauntlet i think uh we should be okay here he doesn't die no you gotta you gotta ground pound this is it this is champions road i think this is gonna be a ridiculously long level yeah there's no way it's short i know there's no checkpoints or power-ups at least the soundtrack is good oh at least the soundtrack was good this entire level feels slippery oh no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait let me let me get back over there so i could there's no break there's no break all right why are you kidding me i honestly think that this is a cakewalk compared to the mystery house through teamwork we can do all right don't don't take me with you nope nope nope oh geez let me take this one that was skill thank you i'm getting better as i've been playing oh no ah you know what no i see where i went wrong oh you did it you did it [Music] easy easy this one should be pretty straightforward say that but i see i see a conundrum there at the end yep there's the conundrum luigi's the trick what did you do [Music] oh so close there's a green star yes what is this what is the who yeah [Music] oh no okay one down oh they they come back the the platforms come back do they they do [Music] all right wait wait wait wait wait hang on okay or not i see it are you up my butthole self let me go first oh that kills me you want to take a turn i'll take a turn go for the boys oh my god invincibility frames all right i was gonna say wait dude this is a mario maker level made by a seven-year-old i was doing jumping breathing uh i guess it's just down to me this is the furthest that we've made it definitely do it do it for the content be the hero be the hero i'm trying oh god oh my god why am i not dying no question i don't i don't like this i don't like i i don't have a power up i have nothing i believe you can do this for the content be the hero oh god [Music] hello level now it's a water level i'm nervous i'm nervous watching it's an everything level this is gonna be where i die you know that right no no you know this is where it ends come too far come too far oh god something about these red ones is unsettling it's gonna be faster go fast gotta go fast okay oh okay oh okay god okay i need to go down you think this is the end no definitely no oh no this is this is the one unless we fall to our deaths what happened no okay all right i'll take it whatever four lives we have to make it at least to the last part ready ready here we go [Music] all right come on all right come on make it make it make it make it jump jump yes yes this is it this is the one maybe not yes stay safe i'm i'm i'm so focused right now get it we're doing this this is it this is it we're going to bed we're going to bed ladies and gentlemen it's open i jumped through here respawn wait oh wait this is the thank you we made it you sons of [ __ ] nintendo you sons of [ __ ] oh my god we did it i'm just looping around back here because i'm that's fine you lose we have no lives left okay this is our victory lap imagine just spits us out somewhere and kills us i wouldn't even be surprised at this point it's a big old thank you we did it we don't have to return to this that's it so i mean i could just jump off the ledge right now it would be hilarious but i won't no you don't get to unless he's here everyone's here get the winner congratulate us i knew you were gonna do it i know you're gonna do wait can we get the top of the flagpole [Music] uh you're not here to get it so it's my oh damn it who gets the last laugh now but hang on hang on hang on hang on who's getting the crown here it could have been either of us i have no idea the absolute last try of the night we're like this gotta be it so if you're watching this yeah no that's what i thought oh caterpie don't get too close to that pincer we saw that episode of pokemon with pincer cutting the metapod in half and they actually showed that the score money score bunny's just doing zoomies see like what what constitutes is it the perfect picture i'm here it's my mission to find it hello big girl i bet that one turned out great combee look at the camera the camera you stupid honeycomb b pokemon whoops took a picture of the buffalon's ass or do we want to use the score bunny picture i feel like that one's better i like how this one counts as a buffalent when score bunny is clearly the center of the picture oh three stars it's funny how every single picture is a new discovery he's like none of these pokemon have ever been documented in history how is that a one star i feel like i'm being disrespected this ain't my first rodeo taking pictures of pokemon and so our adventure begins strolling through metopia oh there's the guide nigel thornberry here's the cheery granny gannon more like grannydorf diddy kong doing diddy kong things uh here we have his mother death just strolling through and here's oh here's the happy newlyweds you're so cute okay we gotta get that oh god we have to get out of here oh we please please oh here's rudy we just we haven't done a single thing with rudy oh mayor big cheese you have a quest for me welcome adventurer he has a very sultry voice i'm the mayor of this town you can call me mayor mccheese what is it mommy oh goodness oh the dark lord a wicked presence who rules monsters from the shadows okay who is the villain yup that's it this is game of the year i don't care what else comes out this year i am the dark lord h some squid i've come to wreak havoc and terror on this miserable little world and i'm starting with you people of green horn his face is like i must go my people need me you know what that one's probably for the better look at oh my god look at sonic's terrifying face that's even worse goodbye handsome squidward you know which other characters have secret forms because i do i do not was that a secret form maybe so i see how it is i uh you need to cheat to win i had to use just one yeah it's it's great this is fun imagine your plans for smash online and super sonic just pulls up on you what do you do and then he just gets kicked in the kneecaps it's happening good we'll get dunked i'm taking you to the pit i died that was the most noble thing bomberman has ever done and then he got away with it though i want to know like how many glasses of glue have you chugged to play this character i'm uh chugging it right now keep doing that well i'm not gonna just disappear help i'm uh he just drops dead after 150 apparently what's my down be oh that's that's normal standard what would sonic's down b be you know shooting eye lasers or something it's super sized hey can you beat the raid boss that is me can you beat it i mean i don't need to you're beating yourself apparently from all that glue oh well this can also happen oh no i'm actually losing this uh looking at the numbers here okay i'm gonna make it back don't worry who dies first i could feasibly lose one come on i'm just trying to catch the stage hold on i just gotta i just gotta land a hit here wait oh yes look how weird the run animation is and look at them look at them trying to hide a ballon statue like it's not instinct to just run backwards as soon as you start a platforming level oh no not another boss fight how will i ever get past these very challenging enemies what is this okay i like this one i'm also just recently learning thanks to a lot of you that the lore is buried within a book that you have to buy separately why would anybody do that how did they wipe their butt with hammer hands they use a bidet and this video is actually sponsored now could you imagine though any bidet companies out there if you want to sponsor me just hit me up you know where to find me all right can we just smash stuff cause that seems kind of fun it's not letting me smash things and every single stage has the same weird song frost giant oh great another useless shooting costume so what's the like goal for me purchasing the book and then just doing a read along to tell everyone what the hell is going on in this game i didn't get the statue did i nope so why is the girl afraid to love who heard her no go go back go back there we go just had to be quick oh god i'm dead aren't i i can't jump see you know what sucks is i have this slow costume now and i can't make it across wait what if i do this go go go come on damn it emma cole unless i intentionally get hit i was unable to make it across because i can't just switch back to non-costume he proposed on christmas eve or christmas day oh this is dark holy crap i was about to throw a cliche about a dude proposing on christmas and both her parents died jesus christ man why do we need a furnace outdoors are we cooking things is like a like a pizza oven when you hit the giga clan what do they sound like a bunch of dogs barking who let the dogs out excuse me sir can you get out of the way i gotta turn the heat on oh you want the heat i got you uh info you almost did allow me to help out what's your favorite color moblin do you like blue moblin maybe you like red moblin let me know down in the comment section so are they called moblins cause they're always in a mob they're not a very good mob all right once again link's showing up to save zelda what else is new whoa easy why do they sound like mickey mouse there buddy who would have knew their weak point was getting stabbed all along what did we get as big as possible we're talking about pictures right there's just something that kind of creeps me out about the way pincer opens its mouth and how the teeth kind of like like some kind of xenomorph it's kind of creepy i guess you don't like apples i don't blame you i think apple's kind of a trash tier fruit more of a citrus boy i prefer citrusy for i don't know apples like in pies yeah great but i'm never in the mood for just an apple wait a tangrowth i didn't know you were there hello there we go two ducklits todd he's here and they gave him a voice you know todd the main character of the first pokemon snap game yeah the glow up is real though who is this looks like gone from hunter hunter but like store brand version would you say you're a nintendo fan a what now how can you not know i've heard of these little figures are they really gonna pitch amiibo to me you have one would you show it to me all right if i show you mine you got to show me yours why don't you take this [Music] i love it mom can i have donkey kong we have donkey kong at home here's donkey kong at home that's just creepy just wearing his own skin the true battle of champions we gotta pick a big ass stage no bigger stage than temple this is it this is what we've been waiting for the whole time of course if i win this uh it completely erases everything else that happens in this video and if i win this everybody has to subscribe to me don't worry you guys don't have to he's just saying that the impact on every hit is hilarious though i can't even grab you despite how big we are can i grab you i hope not well i'm fighting down here as giant monster see me in hyrule fight club i i keep trying to grab you realizing that i cannot i can grab you though you have an advantage i'm also a literal super boss what are you doing get out of here okay as i'm talking [ __ ] too oh if i do it on a smaller character it actually doesn't do the grab so that's pretty sick okay come down here to the cluster this is just giant smash that's all this is it it is but i'm i'm a boss this is this is more fun than giant smash because i'm gigging about to be fair you also have the advantage here because i can't grab you looks like godzilla's winning this fight oh oh what had that oh out of here oh no no oh no don't you dare go there we're both trying very hard right now it's full try hard and like giant kaiju match i'm not going over there come over here yeah box fox allows the wearer to transform into an invincible box the costume transforms between fox and box what it feels like try sliding in box form to break certain objects you normally couldn't dude is this a real costume wait i i can't even no no no no why is this a costume who showed up drunk at the office they're like hey i got an idea you guys don't stand a chance against fox never mind what the artist with painters block i don't even know if we need these anymore but what what the hell what is going on [Music] as if this game is not maybe nauseous enough we're gonna start flipping it upside down of of course they would have an octopus in the game inky blaster aka splatoon another projectile costume maybe if i paint that canvas over there oh okay that works wow look at that some creativity what is this new costume x-ray ape i think they just put words in a hat and they were like all right how about checks notes x-ray uh ape at least i can jump with x-ray ape i look like a sonic forces oc yeah i'd like to personally thank x-ray ape for giving me the ability to see all the cool hidden things in this game like nothing isn't this what i'm supposed to do are there more than one i have to hit oh there are ah getting clever ballon mr wonder world can i call you balon x-ray ape may be able to see invisible blocks but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch cinnamon sugar swirls and everything so what happens if king the bomb blows up it explodes well yeah thank you thank you for pointing out the obviously if you just lose 10 coins sometimes foreshadowing is relatively obvious are you kidding me free store maybe boo so we got to make sure we all going to think directions south right south right you go south right you mean south [Music] this is mine you guys can't suck nearly as hard as i can i mean i beg to differ look at all this stuff i'm trying to get if my friends would actually let me at least there we go all right south right that was a filthy ass room because we didn't go south right i think i got it i mean how many demons are on this mugen train oh you you see the the entire train is a toad it's one toad please please let's go where are these other two hiding from me they're right in the train dude look who it is handsome squidward what are you doing here prepare to taste defeat and it kind of tastes like goblin steak let's dance had enough of that in belle in wonder world thank you oh yeah that's okay you know what you're right you're right i'm gonna i'm gonna head off now hold it right there yo who was that and that sage is the 19 fortnight card garfield smells like lasagna in here do you have any lasagna i hate mondays you will be getting your way much longer normal [Music] oh my god garfield is literally a god lasagna breathing fourth form yeah yeah he ran off scared thank you garfield you saved me come on learn the lend the low kick teach him a down tilt stop jumping if i'm being honest no mmo has ever held me the way ultima online has held me like 20 years ago or 25 years ago and i doubt that any mmo will ever do that again but i'd be what is this what is this oh is this uh is this gang beasts or like some kind of no it i mean the rags all physics seem similar but this is adorable i need this game wait why is this the most hype that i've been for any reveal yet oh that wasn't cool man why is it so hilarious it might be gang beasts oh okay see there it is they're gonna just call it party animals wait dude party animals they're going to drop a banjo game in the future pretty solid roster you got mario you got luigi you got oil tycoon wario king ba bomb is such a unit he doesn't even fit in the character selection screen got a little hat on his head or is that a hat it was a hat in the super show parachute yo why didn't donkey kong get any extra drip this is i'm standing up for this one i just want you to know that i'm going to throw my fists through my ceiling no yes wait yeah come on [Applause] now i'm going to invalidate everyone's progress to the star by using this golden pipe so yeah i'm not that upset anymore why is that because kai would have gotten it oh so it's okay if he gets it wait hold on you i was just saying you could still roll zero but you're not using that dice block are you i'm not risking it bro i've learned my lesson yeah now where's it gonna be oh are you gonna put it on right what are you doing oh my god i always get two in a row i think i i don't have i don't have any hearts no i don't have any words are you kidding me what the hell there's yo there's some kind of scandal going on in the mushroom kingdom he's gonna stand here and shoot yeah uh this is overpowered okay and it's gone where'd the tentacle come from it's okay you're no match for panda bb8 okay this is probably the best boss fight in the game at least it feels like a boss fight okay keep sending these guys out i'll kill hundreds of them i feel no remorse i don't know what they're called okay come at me watch this wait wait wait what we must destroy lance and return order to ballon wonder world listen you can't stop me i've endured hours of torture this is the strongest i have ever been i am untouchable so like he's gonna have another form right or was that it yeah come on transform into something cooler what is this always growing big this is like a persona final boss i feel like i'm about to fight the god of control oh it's a scary dragon yep we're just straight ripping more mario odyssey bosses no big deal [Music] um i think that hurt me oh no it was part of the story i like how emma cole is fighting a god or whatever lance is in leggings and a jean jacket [Music] finally they're all here to cheer me on even the girl who eats bugs that's it take their energy goku it's time to unleash the spirit bomb super saiyan emma cole wait no we can't use the spirit bomb for super saiyan oh crap we gotta hit these eyeball things i think this is costume overkill why do i have so many can you stop giving me costumes i have to constantly adjust to what i can oh i frostbury now you're done please stop please let me just fight i didn't want that [Music] wait where did all my costumes go [Music] okay where where are my costume people now where are they when i need them this one there we go you know what's messed up some of the costumes activate randomly but now it's randomly changing costumes can i blow this back with this yes okay we gotta knock the tornado back come on i've played plenty of mario games i know how to volley back and forth um wait just we're gonna just crack him in the jaw can we just crack his jaw oh hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up where is it bowing i think he's done we just crushed his fat brain that's the actual size of my brain by the way okay so i'm guaranteed for this game to do physical damage to me right you promised square enix who what he's hot no no lance you don't have to do this no lance didn't no you don't lance is that his heart can they at least explain the ending oh wait hold up we finally get to dance with ballen now i'm just looking to see if the same exact dance but it looks like this one might be different no i don't think so all right now we're gonna dance with all the costumes i didn't get about 50 of them so i don't like i don't know who that is you know i really didn't expect to hit that many likes but i i guess i should aim higher next time and now you emma cole and uh the other kid who we didn't pick i must go now what hang on hang on you're an anime character the whole time cast him into the volcano yo yo dropping a check in character no way no way what this makes sense considering bandai's stream is later today no way no [ __ ] way dude i'm bad at tekken but i'm decent at smash so wait more who's no don't kill captain falcon don't kill the man it's just he's a it's a mixing of all the characters he's just gonna be a mix of all of them oh my god i'm see i'm telling you they threw a curveball at us we were like yeah it's gonna be a zelda character it's gonna be this i saw ganondorf i was like it's definitely gotta be no way [Music] echo fighter or uh so i'm not too familiar with tekken i've played some tekken games but this is awesome more love for fighting games in the fighting game community nobody no not kirby hey he could just fly it's fine he's gonna float back up where is it where where is it [Laughter] so why are we like stuck in the jungle how do i get out of the jungle i just got to get my research up i guess oh hold up hold up we're going off road yeah that's the last thing i want to do piss off spiders so like i'm trying to take pictures of pokemon and evie not the pokemon my cat evie has kind of just been chilling in front of my screen for the last 20 minutes she hasn't left so this is pokemon snap hard mode hey you you trying to evolve trying to show me your next form this quagsire is a mood i feel that on a spiritual level i don't even know what's going on here the yon mega is eating itself i don't know i kind of like the dead magikarp picture better wait it just auto uploaded something to my pokemon instagram professor miro is like i know your brand my brand i just leveled up my research at night this poor audino i've got something to tell you there's a feature i originally forgot to suggest to the professor it's a melody player let your camera play a little tune what do we want to be this time we were a mage we're a cat we can't pick them again that's mr doctor professor chalk to you now go forth you just graduated med school and you have a ton of debt if i'm going to be a scientist i at least want to look like edward elrick there it is full middle choctaws brotherhood that's so cursed are you guys ready to shake down for some candy no no you you don't okay i guess you could shake it like that it looks like they didn't learn from mario party eight you know the the soda shaking minigame oh no i know you're no oh no come on come on yeah i'm not winning this one i don't know if i'm proud that i didn't win this vern why are you so good at this game i wanted the candy in the candy jar that's it and then yeah eat it eat the balls you love those balls gobble on them gobble on those balls we're not even 10 minutes and there's too much in the window guy everything okay at home uh i have a odd amount of energy today after just working for coming out he's still gobbling on those balls yes i'm good that should have gone in oh my god yoshi you're terrible this is gonna turn into just bullying yoshi hey where's that golf cart that comes around with uh all the beers we get one of those yoshi just quit what are you doing wait there's a tap in button i feel like that's a cop out i should have had to earn that oh my god yoshi just turn in the clubs man so as i was saying mario golf when it came out for the n64 got me really into real golf and i actually started going to golf camp for a couple years and i got a pretty nice swing yoshi wait you're not supposed to you don't eat the ball loki i feel like wario would golf a lot because you know he's rich golf is an expense why is it still an egg are you dude are you even trying hey at least we didn't get a bogey there we're shooting under we're shooting a minus three on the front nine yoshi's going for a touchdown now for the moment of truth which is the correct way to pronounce his name is it kazuya or kazuya everything is extremely gloomy makes sense considering this is the general mood that i have when playing this game oh oh all right that was cool yeah hello friend the game's over you don't have to be here anymore in fact i don't have to be here anymore i don't know why i am but i swear this is going to be it this is the last run of the mirrors broken so you can't go that way someone destroyed this place they're not done they need to destroy the rest of the game so do they just not give us any abilities here and we just have to work what we got because uh now i'm stuck as a vacuum cleaner and i can't make this jump all right so i guess i'm just gonna have to ditch it cool no costumes okay how am i supposed to oh okay oh what please just take me now it's okay i'm ready i like how for the secret act 3 they upped the platforming game they're like and they also made the levels really short all right you know what we're just going to do the levels out of order because i don't feel like looking through the numbers oh you really just have to show up with the correct costume or you can't progress that's fun you know don't even give me one just expect me to remember when all i want to do is forget you know what i feel like this video needs to really get through these next six levels five levels a good old-fashioned training montage [Music] wait he did it you saw that right he can do it okay sorry back to the montage [Music] [Music] oh finally hits level 50. so i've kind of been getting bodied needless to say i'm terrified like that pun hasn't been made six thousand times loki he's a monster i see why they call him the hungry wolf now how am i at 115 already come on i'm desperate now oh my god i'm done the realm of the fae feels like something out of pikmin what are these palm a and palm b am i just gonna like throw a potion at them whack them with the beaker and i don't even spill a drop that's how you know i'm a professional scientist what the [ __ ] what what in god's name it was the week before thanksgiving and someone was super horny they're like we have the long weekend ahead of us i'm gonna program this it'll be a joke though we'll get rid of it and they didn't get rid of it do i just stick you just okay right in the ass smack it yo crab brawler yo mr krabs i've come to find that pokemon that i didn't used to like when i was younger i've come to really like like exeggutor as a kid i was like oh man that's a stupid pokemon but man was i wrong yo the pose another krista bloom oh blossoms are you going to dance for us are pukumuku native to the beach they seem a little disgusting for the beach yo i didn't know this was muscle beach what's up machamp this is what i'm trying to look like this summer if you look like this dm me oh hit him right in the buns yeah buns and ties machamp is just pokemon king ddd there i said it and here underwater we have an artillery one of my favorite pokemon for obvious reasons can we see this pikachu just like whip out the surfboard you guys remember that surfing pikachu card this looks like pieces of a porygon like someone chopped up a porygon over here this is pure joy we're going with this one this is the typical pokemon snap picture pikachu holding an apple everyone's got one of these look at this absolute unit he has like abs on his back look at those rhomboids warioware i called it yeah i would much prefer a traditional wario game but i guess this is what we're getting i've never actually owned a warioware game so this might be the first one that i buy i love how creepy warioware games are the tongue was just like ah why did he do that like the boogeyman mario i have never seen this one before in my life how this is basically just a whole oh if you got the most friends then you you're probably going to win this all aboard that was way more fun are we on a team no we're not on our channel every man for themselves he can't back it up it can't back him no this is the next this is the next e-sport this is it right here what is the detection this is getting no dude no i hit you like five times i was so close hi everyone hope you don't mind if i jump in here wait get off get off my you son of a time for a little bit of stressful speed golf online wait bowser jr just surfs on a bullet build that's amazing get get out get out it's quicksand isn't it weird how cartoons have taught us that you may never ever experience quicksand in your life but here's how you get out of it just don't move very fast i hate getting launched past my ball so now i gotta run all the way back to it man oh this is so painful we got second place though oh okay that's fun i've been betrayed by my own people how do i get back up bro are you kidding me okay this is fun love this any minute now we're gonna get over there i still think it's hilarious that you could just hold a and there's like a whole last cut scene i'm sorry this is too much fun welcome to party mode with sun and moon face can we just talk about the sun standing there asserting dominance and doing an apos welcome welcome to the wave bay that's not what sunglasses sounds like you want to hear about this board shut the hell up see like who would have thought why do i need the torch costume here well it's not like i could unlock it anywhere oh wait no i don't i don't need it what are you talking about why are there secrets no no okay um i'm afraid to go come on now i'm stuck with a costume that i thought i needed that i can't even all right we're gonna have to willingly walk into the blade it's right there please don't kill me one two one two and go no you know what i got the hot head costume let's see what it does [Music] okay i think you're under the impression that i wanna get more things here oh wait why didn't i just run across you see i didn't think i was able to touch the purp yes damn it i hate my life i feel like that should do a lot more than three percent damage yo why the little bombs stronger than the giant laser cannon all right i gotta free more of the monks i'll handle these guys oh yeah sure why don't we trade off you handle these guys and i'll fix windows 95 i like the mobility in this crash game oh listen he crashed in this ratchet and clank game i've been playing too much crash and seeing trilogy win no you cannot joke about that all right peeps pokemon red i don't know if i'm gonna be able to complete this i'm gonna try my best my journey begun as it always did remember it all caps as an 11 year old being shoved out the door by a single mother and ordered to go collect wild animals to take down the mafia well that second part wasn't part of the agenda but spoiler alert for a 25 year old game it kind of falls into place i stumbled into professor oak's place and was presented with the og's bulbasaur charmander and squirtle everyone's expecting me to go charmander and name him pumpkin but that's not gonna happen i felt a huge wave of remorse flowing through my veins after years of clowning bulbasaur and decided it was time for the redemption arc so i chose spice my new bulbasaur and was excited to embark on my journey [Music] oh damn he died with a stiff gust of wind oh god thank you darlings he kind of looks like steve harvey wait has anyone ever seen steve harvey and scat man john in the same place at the same time all right we have collected all of the elven sisters lay monkey scat man papyrus open the gates i want you to know that this content is absolutely free for all of you and you can support this type of free content by subscribing kazuya vs kazuya wow not surprised in the least bit let's see who is the better kazuya i mean me because i'm wearing a suit oh no i'm getting cut scenes now we both got it who's gonna do something cool first oh it's me wait maybe i have to use this yeah just literally pick anyone with a reflector pick the spacies easiest characters to ever get into elite oh no another kazuya ditto totally didn't see that coming [Music] get out of my house no i want to live more importantly i want to do cool things stop there we go so you thought i was going to down smash there but all these me's are horrified there's just two demons in the house waluigi is trying to disco up in his room i gotta stop shielding that is a very bad habit because he has so many things that can just crush them oh yes my favorite competitive stage tomodachi life dunk huh would you look at that i guess that makes me the best kazuo player in the world uh where is donkey kong going so this is the new 3d donkey kong game that the super mario odyssey team has been working on huh he can't find his ball this is peak golf if you want to know what the sport of golf is like this is it um okay oh ooh ooh terry about to bring this back harry about to bring this back get the dead even come on do it do it do it he did it let's go yo i was counting terry out and terry said watch this he said hold my beer i don't care if he loses right now that was hype i was jumping up and down in my seat like a weirdo yo look at this terry turned it up to an 11. terry flipped the switch i don't know what the switch was but he's cracked you know what it was it was banjo oh god you know what it was it was banjo's footstool he said i don't have to take this kind of disrespect legit one of the hypest amiibo matches that i've seen in a long time probably since the invitational [Music] oh another dunk another stock terry one stock away from winning the set i spoke too soon why does this music arrangement kind of sound like the intro to thomas tank engine play the comparison we should be able to do this with dusk butterfly it's just like you gotta get there there we go again just playing the game as it was not intended to be played or maybe that was their intention all along i can tell you this though i'm running low on costumes so we gotta get through the next two stages fast wait a second dusk butterfly is actually a hack why have i not been using this alright two stages left oh wait dusk butterfly is not as strong here because in the last stage it was slightly dark here maybe i'll get a little bit of float and it's gone oh that's gonna do you have to make a sacrifice to the shy guy gods pay your respects give us a body sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice oh my god what's gonna happen you're gonna get a gift the only gift is they allowed you to survive are you gonna do it i don't know where it takes me oh it takes me this over here and i then i end up over here yeah oh yeah not a chance why the heck did we never use that i've been telling you guys to use it seems kind of overpowered oh pick me pick me wait casey you're too broke i can't i can't he's literally not even his choice it's me are we fighting for star you gotta bet big to win big swim days you swim how are they breathing right now yeah i don't know they should be dead oh god i'm sick i'm so fat it's the leg for me no leg what are you talking about we're playing on a crt yeah the crt was there we're so close we're so close so close i'm just come on go go what no show me the photo show me the footage oh god okay rob i don't have any stars either show me the photos all right so we're gonna go ahead and censor every twerky that we see from here on out because uh twerky and metopia got me demonetized so just we'll replace it with something a little more pleasant to look at see that turkey on the table that's the twerky that got me demonetized kirby is out here going to low profile everything i've got oh you poor baby that was the wrong attack kirby's like i got my own 10 hit string get out of here you piss baby i can only escape it for so long kirby's like you dare throw me off a cliff i'm gonna throw you off a cliff [Music] give me that power i'm brock i'm peter's gym leader and pervert and rock hard defense and determination we got this we got this we got this okay this is this is painfully slow but you know what it's working he can't take me down his leech seed is actually broken that's our first badge boys and girls we made quick work of brock and his goons they felt like a ton of yeah you get it imagine getting defeated by somebody named loser how embarrassing do you think that is put on a shirt maybe he hands over the boulder badge a tm and we're on our way to the mysterious mount moon a mystical mountain known to be littered with rare pokemon and shards of fallen stars but it's mostly just filled with the zubats all right so a little under level i feel like we could probably take on some of these trainers try and rob them for their money but the important thing is we need to get hairy bug leveled up i just want to know if like youngster joey wakes up in the morning is like all right got my spot i'm gonna stand on route three and i'm not moving until somebody walks in front of me and then we're fighting and if i lose i will hand over money unprompted hi i like shorts they're cut you could tell they didn't really know what to write when they translated this game you have someone who's like [Music] hey i like shorts oh you gotta do it there hi wait what oh wait what oh okay we're doing oh okay are we really doing oh wait you can get it you can you can put up 40 coins against a star that is not honorable at all do it do it oh that is the least honorable thing you can do okay here we go that's a horrifying appearance of toad it doesn't look too bad it's a oh shocking that you weren't able to hit that toad craziest thing oh no okay see see if it's in a wash this looks like a wash it's anybody's game no no it's anybody's game hey i'm keeping my star [ __ ] i lost his face where'd his face go it's no brawl the snowball fight please monkeys help me whoa he's got so many monkeys get a monkey i threw one snowball russell russell what's in those bushes there's something here a kitten wait a second wait you're wait you're not gonna show me the kitten this game continues to make me upset all right there's alpharett's face it's on a cloud pain cloud alpha red you know what let's use the horse whispering let's see what it does launching fight sequence damn my man is typing what is this double hyper beam i have a surprise for you it's lightning again it's always lightning it's not a surprise if it's the same thing every time it is i who will stop the pain that's what i'm here to do unless i die first [Music] you can rest now jacob before arriving in cerulean city i decided to pop into route 4's pokemon center because the team needed a little bit of tlc and this is where the run would change forever while waiting for my pokemon i decided to chat with one of the other patrons in the waiting room and he told me he had the deal of a lifetime for only 500 or whatever the currency is in this world i could be the lucky owner of a magikarp i knew that i was a way off from being able to catch one on my own and i felt sorry for the little fish so i rounded up some of my money that i had stolen from children and i paid the fee i know what you're thinking it's just a useless magikarp and that may be true but he won't be for long see we got anything new for warmful oh yeah we do why why does warple's nose look like a butt here it comes yeah i like it just the sun then i catch you at a bad time allow me to show you my true power lasagna oh that's terrifying all right now what to do with you stupid we need to we need to pick one person and bully them yoshi hey that's not very good i'm very bullied get him wait no no no no no oh my god that's what you want to do all right no no no no no no no i don't care i'll go down for the greater good. so we took a breath after our run on the ssn and it was time to get our third badge yo champion making lieutenant serge has a nickname people call him the lightning american is that canon yeah you know the good old lightning american lieutenant serge in fact his ranking alone suggests that there have been wars in pokemon's lore which means he's definitely seen some [ __ ] and speaking of feces i had a great time rummaging through his multiple trash cans to try and find the correct door switch nope definitely didn't spend 20 minutes on this puzzle what do you think you're doing here i'm the lightning american you won't live long in combat lucky for us jerry aka the goat the top .01 of radicates has dig so even the strongest raichu won't even be able to land a single hit i'm only gonna need one pokemon here of course the attack missed because i'm underground here comes jerry's surprise no damage run that's it that's the third gym we clean swept serge's entire team without breaking a sweat and i was confident that we were on the route to the perfect pokemon nuzlocke the future was bright i know this seems like a clever pun because we're about to get flash and head through the dark tunnel but we're skipping that entirely because nobody cares about it three cactus cools and ryan may like the california raisins i feel like there's about to be some kind of psa about not doing drugs i'm michael jordan ah let go you're choking me jeez mario that's uh animal cruelty let go now come here come here come here i need your help no stand still i'll tell you what let's trade you let me go give you something really good free him okay where is it go get it show off i'm ju oh he died all right i'm just gonna do what he did ow oh you just he just walked into the wall to get condemned why would he do that the poor guy 2v1 maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe wait why are there two oh is she just like in oh i get it this one's the gym and this one's the gym gym which means this over here must be the gym gym gym clever trying to throw us off is that really all it took let's get on the elevator pop over to the top floor excuse me is this the right way oh dude's got him a choke machoka looks like he had him a stroke two fire demons the fire demon on the right look at his face it's like he farted and he doesn't want to tell anybody he's just waiting for people he's got that face on he's just waiting for people to smell it a lot of you in the comment section were like shaking my head press x i do press x i just like pressing y and a lot of you are questioning why i wasn't even near you what are you swinging at oh look i got to use the u uh more like no you look look at donkey kong face down ass up that's the way i like to play mario party oh yup all right jumping right into it dude holding nothing back this is a perfect place for a scary piano get him piano i don't like he throws books what is his move set yeah he would have a projectile he's basically a mimic from dark souls yeah i get him you get me out of the whatever part of the piano that's called i'm gonna use my shoulder charge [Music] he's the best grab in the game look at this beautiful music i'm making here he's great best character in the game read a book this is the character you opened with why why is he on books have you ever played mario 64. he's in the part of the stage where it's a library and you're right you're right oh no no i thought i thought i was surviving that i hope you know a piano repairman there's a doctorate for this a piano doctor a penis a pianist yeah a professional a professional professional we are very mature i like wario in this game he's wacky are you mother of nutsac all right this is the compa why didn't i grab ledge you could tune a piano but you can't tune a fish before heading over to victory road and the elite four zach needed to try to flex one more time after all this is what we've been working for for the last three days the gloves are off the balls are out pokeballs the pokeballs are yeah so everything is going as planned until alakazam showed up it's always the alakazam i wasn't even prepared for it but nobody ever is hell i couldn't even get an alcazam if i wanted to the best i could do is cadabra who did this scum trade with but a sacrifice was required to make it out alive and that sacrifice was jake our friend our protector most importantly our surfboard sure i had extra pokemon somewhere but they had no backstory i had zero emotional attachment to the tangola i was given in someone's house oh no oh i wasn't ready i was underestimating this alakazam charizard will destroy spice junior oh man jake was the oh no oh we're gonna use physical all right we gotta take we gotta take jerry out you get cocky and stuff like this happens oh god all right he he crit us he crit us uh we can hyperfang him come on jerry endure endure jerry you're gonna carry us you're gonna carry us i managed to make it out alive and after a proper burial for jake we headed for the elite four i gotta play ledge game over here i gotta get lucky but i have to play yes yes that's how you do it kirby never fails all right come on compared to that she was going to be a walk in the park [Music] everybody else get luigi with the w and the star hang on a second you're telling me the next weapon is just a bicep i'm willing to save my money it's just a golden appendage it's like one of the villains in fairly oddparents oh you gotta feed them eat more it's actually pretty impressive that snorlax can eat and sleep at the same time something tells me that wasn't it all right he's getting up that's it that's it we got pictures of like half of snorlax's head i mean there's gotta be a way to wake him up earlier there he is this way this way follow the apples [Music] wait let's make him oh hang on i didn't mean to feed you that oh god i can't no i thought he was going to kill me wait that was a hundred percent worth it all right let's check out those other areas now i actually i think it's kind of criminal that we can't use more than one of these but there he is in the background just got hit with the illumina orb and this is the last thing that you see before you die go ahead give me your best caption for this picture in the comment section round four lance specialty dragon this is the specific reason i decided to load up on pokemon with ice beam and this is why i blew the master ball in articuno because it was a late game strategy to make my life as easy as possible against the elite four they're playing checkers i'm playing chess and it was easy mcnugget was an ice storm to be reckoned with i was making a mockery out of the region's greatest trainers maybe it was my determination but maybe it was fueled by my thirst for revenge dragonite is the last to fall and the elite four have been defeated lance admits that i am a pokemon master i mean who could deny it well there was one person the pokemon league champion which brings us to the final round the pokemon league champion wait you're telling me zack has been the pokemon league champion this whole time who could have ever seen this coming two kids from the same small town with a population of like seven had made it past the elite four what are they putting in the water in pallet town because that's like 30 percent of the population this would be the decider and this is how the story ends zack started with pidgeot who toppled over almost immediately alakazam was up next and this is where we got tripped up earlier i knew this was going to be the biggest hill i needed to climb so i decided to bring in jerry jerry and alakazam traded blows back and forth but i just couldn't get around his recover this was essentially the climax of a season of anime the battle raged on for what seemed like hours until scibeam that damn psy beam before i knew it jerry had fallen and we didn't ever think it was a possibility it was like seeing superman lose and it hurt a lot this is um this is not good so i swapped out to mcnugget and in a fit of rage we destroyed alakazam in the name of jerry [Music] we get past alakazam we're golden come on one more let's get one more ice beam in there come on mcnugget hang in there hang in there hang in there you're legendary for a reason be legendary avenge jerry everything after that just kind of seemed to blend together because the last thing i remember is charizard emerging from zack's pokeball and i immediately knew that i loser of pallet town was the kanto pokemon league champion a young small town boy with the odds stacked against him shoved out the door with as little as a backpack and a low-level bulbasaur took the region by storm to become the greatest to ever do it this is how my story ends hang on let me let me get everyone out of here you're free ratchet excuse me i have somewhere to be i have an appointment with uh dr nefarious md dr nefarious what uh what do you think his doctorate is in you know that's like most villains that are doctors like dr eggman what is his doctorate in i feel like i should know this oh whoa whoa robo-pengies aging robot they got a cream for that you know five itty-bitty secrets i don't like these it's just a glorified eight red coins but less you know what screw this star you're telling me this entire time we haven't fallen into the caged island everyone's done that it's like being a tourist in your own city it's like you mean you haven't you haven't fallen into the caged island what are you doing we're just gonna shoot into the caged island i think we can do that i don't know let's find out it's been a while oh wait hold up hold up hold up i was joking but i think uh we might actually be able to oh so close like i know you're supposed to like jump off the tower but why would you want to do that when you can just like do it this way yes yes oh this one's just straight platform let's go i would like the musical mushroom one they didn't give [Music] why oh he's a god at video games what the frick man here we go again tifa i'm so sorry please don't hold it against me it's been a while since i did one of these and what i'm saying is i've only done one of them so oh no oh that is oh god oh no maybe this is gonna be harder than i thought so the goal of no spirit board is obviously to beat the entire spirit board with no spirits yeah um tifa it's cloud remember me oh wait this is cool i got a drill gun it's like a smash item no really it just it looks just like the smash item imagine squidward finishes them off with the the rock throw and the one health it'd be funny it would make good content but it's not going to happen not when we have attacks like this oh oh god we maimed him are we alive king dedede is like no there you go here's your faces again not to lose them this time what is the definition of toxic well there's a few according to the internet such as poisonous or very harmful or unpleasant or if you play video games league of legends i just want to play conker's bad fur day because he says curse words yeah and there's a singing piece too yeah so is there in south park that's true watch this stick what even guitar i don't know i'm sure all the conker fans can tell us what i didn't think he'd have a katana excuse excuse me my rapid is just a chainsaw uh oh that that's a big hand that's that's another big hand uh you're gonna be a big boy aren't you i gotta fight the sun from super mario brothers three the sound effect just like doesn't make it any more intimidating we get to fly on a cute little dragon the the dragon control is a little stiff wait break hold to break how are we breaking a dragon okay you just like pull on his ears or something okay come on leave him alone box there's a bogey on my tail geez you think with all the star fox games that i've played we'll be breezing through this but our wings and dragons don't control the same long time no see wow have you gotten fast have you been training i i've been eating a lot of pasta all right watch this they don't call me mr long jump for nothing even out here breaking records during the olympics no i beat you wait no no no no no no no i was here all right now that uh those are the qualifiers this is the heat that's gonna win it for us this is the heat that's gonna bring home the mushroom kingdom gold piss off no all right for real this time i'm done joking around you see see what happens when you mess with mario no way you beat me again i just spent my entire savings on these new koopa mock that's that probably wasn't a good idea koopa the quick is gonna have to turn to some lone sharks i think he might have a problem it's literally just bombing mission and i would play the bombing mission track if i wasn't 100 sure that square enix was gonna copyright claim me all right here we go hold that okay there he is there's my boy hey yo merc that was my best barrett impression i'm just gonna up tilt him to death because he has nowhere to go he comes here he gets up tilted he goes back he lands on the mine let's get on the train uh i ain't getting on the train because i'm trying to get a star i would have ran towed over taking the star for free i mean i can hold him at gunpoint we have guns in this please don't shoot the toad i just want to talk to him talk to him italian style hey toad hand over the the pointy uh yellow thing and now the moment you've all been waiting for which which is what exactly are you gonna skewer us [Music] [Applause] i feel like i'm having an acid trip [Music] oh uh okay hang on could it be wait hang on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on hang on a second can i can i use sprinkles can i use some damn sprinkles let's protect sand so we can heal people i wasn't ready for that wait am i really just about to do this but like i'm dead i'm going to die aren't i yup that's it okay could this be it nope didn't want that to happen you were the healer ah crap i just got bodied can i go in here nope but i can go in here i am big and you are small oh the caveats of being big this is just rampage mario edition oh man i would play the hell out of that game at least like a nintendo theme rampage like bowser donkey kong and uh i don't know some third character that would fit in we did it gary we're finally huge [Music] and we're dead but if you don't know about league of legends here's a quick breakdown two teams of five ram their faces against one another until one of the teams punches the other team's big crystal there's three lanes and something called the jungle which are the aries in between and are filled with monsters and other buffs to help your team lastly minions will spawn in waves and death march into your opponent's turrets i wish i had homies that loyal oh no oh no the fairies papyrus pole red light monkey frog scat man pole it sounds like a sex thing idiot reed [Music] wow i electrocuted you i cooked that bird i kind of like dr mario he's probably just mario reskins but it's working for me what does apom's tail look like something they bought at glove world oh glove flavored the emperor's gotta be heading for the archives we have to get there is over using the dimensionator oh we gotta fight the undead now see that's what happens you use the dimensionator too much you end up resurrecting the dead a real textbook rookie mistake let's get this final again and fight over with why's he got a cannon that kind of looks like zergs from toy story he's a big boy can you give me an opening um i just feel like i'm under utilizing my bow when it feels really nice for interrupting attacks weight is invisible will this work apparently so oh caught in 4k this time so i realize that i'm going to die not really much i could do about it he has a lot of health and now i have no health all right this is the time all right what do we got what are we using what flavor you want we don't have much you know i can go for a nice italian ice you want a cherry blue raspberry lemon what do we got might as well just burn everything pun not intended you see what happens when i show up prepared it only took me uh tries you know am i in a different universe yeah he would be a gourmet chef or just a really bad one hey there bud have you ever heard of hamburgers they said they're eating a mysterious land called america [Music] that's it turn them into link got it i think i got it oh i am pretty accurate i did it i think guys it looks so accurate oh geez i don't think that's ever happened just trying to figure out what i can actually do against giga bowser you can get absolutely decimated all right damn eight one a stop a ah not happening never say never we believe in this house can you get two though [Music] oh no i can get to there's something incredibly satisfying about just max oh wait you guys are villains i thought we were just gonna have a conversation there's something just incredibly satisfying about maxing out weapons like you think you can just pull up against my level five executor you can't give me them coins let's see what we can see from here what is this but more importantly can we just take like 10 seconds to appreciate this track [Applause] [Music] wait oh oh i have my opportunity come on [Music] come on come on got her got her we got it no do you think i want to be acting like a nine-year-old in quick play no am i proud of it no all right we gotta return to the roots gotta bring sephiroth back out you know how it is i might get the final smash let me just like real quick like one hit and i'm done oh wait wait oh i'm a god i'm good at the game i'm not playing games anymore i'm being bullied and i don't like it all right i think this is it aha well that's it all right so this is basically just honey i shrunk the kids pokemon edition or you know that new game grounded that has an arachnophobia mode for people that are not a big fan of spiders like i am oh wow this is really cool let's see can we hi hi hello hello hi hi oh this is so cool we're so small score bunny is just endangering oh my god please don't eat me please don't don't eat me let's get some feet picks sell those on the internet this actually is cool dlc and i hope they do stuff like this in the future i think a lot of us didn't know if pokemon snap was gonna get dlc i thought that was a yoshi egg and then i remember this is pokemon and that's a shroomish let's see what's that over there heavy snores okay well that's clearly our boy snorlax what is purple doing this is amazing game of the year wait we're going to go up torterra's butt no no why does nobody have a face or is that just like the ghost of the dark lord ah help ah steer plane flap wings it looks like yoshi's smelling donkey kong's butt wait whatever we did i hate your ass for nothing you guys want me to get a kill right now yes okay you asked that after you basically already got it uh actually i asked it before i got it you can watch the replay man you're such a content creator it's finally here performing for you our last battle and you can join in too put your hands together if you want to clap as we give the darker lord a big old smack that doesn't rhyme shut up oh we gotta destroy his heart like we're one of the phantom thieves well no they don't destroy hearts they steal hearts but well up in his palace right now is what it feels like we want your homies betrays you yeah of course it's working you're shooting in his heart with a shotgun we're almost home free come on break his heart and leave i could relate my teenage years way too much come on let me break that heart she's not coming back he's with another guy uh we might want to get out of here this thing's gonna blow come on like the game like the game i'm not even worried about eric cloud's the problem come on man let your ptsd kick in right now oh crap oh hang on here we go here we go save for sephiroth got him oh i only got the flower that's it it's gonna f-smash it's all i can hope to do you couldn't save her cloud couldn't save her you know what this actually kind of feels like it feels like the technodrome in turtles in time everything's all chrome and robotic [Music] i just need shredder's face to pop out so we can throw ninjas at it god this whole set of stages is ass it is just ass why do i want to get these red coins this one's not so bad at least because at least you can hang out on these platforms and like there's another hat waiting for you i don't want to do this anymore oh that's right yeah gotta go all the way back to the beginning oh no oh the viper coins oh wait i i love the quality give it to me wow you just landed on bowser's gum yeah i gotta come clean i loved final fantasy 7 remake i thought it was great i have just not gotten around to playing the ufe dlc yet and i'm a little disappointed because i was waiting for it and just you know life and other games get in the way i'm sorry i gotta do it to you i mean i'm glad you're finally back [Music] who built this platform this is uh just a little bit unsafe no railing nothing all right now we have to use the penguin as a meat shield so we don't get blown off the snowman scaffolding we're gonna do this together you just stick with me and everything will be fine oh crap all right come on just like don't no no no no no no no no no no no this entire time i'm like come on just block it for me i forgot to climb with this fat ass stupid head quite right my man's acting like a youtuber he's acting like gentle criminal i think everyone deserves we could skip the theatrics and we could just fight oh that's a lot of ships doggy donut it's a delicacy in japan you ever see on instagram they have all like the cute like animal looking lattes and they're just very talented there there's an entire kirby cafe i don't know if it's still open all right can we all agree that out of any mario party game throughout the entire series this is the best one this is best yeah and i'm going to channel my inner fail boat and always go green well i want to channel my own energies and go for pink [Music] oh yeah i'm going to channel my inner mario the best thing in the world all right casey 50 50. really whoa and again we will always go green oh my god oh crap oh no fail you've betrayed me okay um pink all the way think i'll be oh by doing absolutely nothing the best way to win uh so exactly how corrosive is this water because i totally feel like we should be able to withstand just a little bit of acidity i mean how toxic could it be it's not like it's the pokemon fan base or anything here he is in all his neo-colored glory come on come on i'm gonna get that tail gonna get your tail i missed okay there's not that many bombs so i gotta be careful don't break anything don't break anything oh geez he runs i forgot he runs all right one [Music] this was challenging as a kid just having to time it to to throw at the bombs like you have a very small window of opportunity and then like now it becomes a star it's a dark star this is it i'm throwing you out i need a spirit bomb of a so long gay bowser i'm calling on the power of the entire comment section lend me your energy here we go so long gay bowser how did the eye go like under the the flower eye patch stupid cauliflower looking head all right so we got the nose jewel then we gotta get the two eye jewels it's like we're making mr potato head but a very bougie one okay full health can't lose i mean i can totally lose i'm scared for my life i just don't know how strong he is he's taking some good damage yeah do it thank you hold up this is it this is the victory lap [Music] [Applause] good night i love his down air it just it looks like he's just stretching he is just stretching he keeps taking this seriously he's like just came home after a long day's work laying my bed and just stretch can you die no yes no okay that one hurt oh they're going in oh they're going in wait did we glitch him is he glitched he's not going anywhere all right he's gonna have to do this [Music] oh never mind fun's over do you imagine we just finished off the game just because the game glitched and nefarious couldn't go anywhere man that would have been anticlimactic but perfect for content you look how badass garfield is listen well dark curse you won't be able to move so don't bother trying do i have enough i got plenty of oh crap doom doom doom doom 100 star present that's the one i'll i'll take that one well i've never seen it actually land on that yeah wait i told you guys my can the eel come out to play i don't know let's go ask him no come on get the get the coin get the coin money keeps me alive all right eel's out to play now which means we can't do anything over there oh it's on his tail mario chasing the little tail [Music] and i'm dead kind of feels like trying to trap a stray cat here out you got to be careful you don't know if they're feral let me get a little little squeeze that's no come on it's right there come on reach out and touch it your own personal jesus we got it you know what sucks if you don't have enough breath and you get it right there you get whacked by the tail you gotta touch it twice this is the story of the dark curse's past a long long time ago he was just a normal human although he was very sad and lonely this game just got kind of kind of dark a little deep why does everyone ignore me please anyone just notice me now i see it's this face of mine he caught the ugly him being much larger is kind of a good thing because there's a lot of target just i got to get them like close to the edge and try and spike them close close close not close enough is it kind of sad that in my heart i believe that this is definitely not the hardest battle and it was 100 the turks and rufus got a space and not doing a good job though this really is like a three strikes or out kind of deal you can get hit three times and after that you're done all that for seven percent oh god oh come on oh crap just like that one hit the wing comes out no wait wait wait wait that counts that counts hello there it's me mrs wrinkly kong i've found life too hectic at school so i quit my job and i just play is that that's a nintendo 64. you got how'd you get nintendo 64. we're still on the super nintendo yo dixie what's happening i've set up my smoking new boat shop the text goes fast in this game here take this baby with you no license no money he's like take the speedboat and this infant and go sail the open seas we went from a nice tropical aztec temple to new jersey spin it which way oh god what the hell is that my hero or an absolute disaster of a human being that's hang on that's assuming that you don't know that i'm already a disaster of a human being because to be fair soon i am since little z said he wouldn't do it can you give us these wonderful viewers a toaster reveal you know what anything little z says he wouldn't do i have to one-up him you hang tight you hang tight for a second here you go here you go is this what you want is this what you want is this what you're afraid of little z give the viewers what they want you see this stainless steel sunbeam makes great toast don't be a coward zack reveal your toaster see i just had to learn the stages that's all right right you had to get accustomed to them study the matchups you're in trouble now ah i just wanted a snag okay i guess it's my turn to go in the firebox i'm gonna go in this one oh okay oh i'm dead here you go i'm taking you with me oh god wait i just oh i'm stuck okay rule get out of there no oh come on stop it ah i took that i take that i'm so good i'm so good i'm still are you i'm still good because i'm alive i'm so good [Music] no portal will save you now here we are back at the roots it's so weird going back because the original crash games are so much more zoomed in and also after being so used to the cr oh we can't double jump that's right and after being so used to the crash four design it just it feels kind of weird but this is it this is the roots we don't have any shadows or circles to guide us we don't have double jumps we don't have modern mode just me crash bandicoot and a broken controller just like the good old days time for a little robo genocide they're just like waving me on wait did that say welcome that says welcome they're welcoming me and i'm harming them all right i'm about to carry us yeah once last time you guys played fighters it's been a minute i would say you know maybe two hours ago oh all right you're good i mean this is supposed to be hard right i love that you're trash talking right now it's just beautiful what if i just put him in a jar okay now he can't transform is it you didn't get a perfect though look at that perfect end the video did they hit the like button yet though i hope so that's definitely enough we passed the funny number you can stop now how many boxes are in this level through the lollipop forest we go past the whirly swirly gumdrops ow why are there spikes in my candy come on sonic your parents are supposed to check after you when trick-or-treating dribbling spits taxi driving duo is happy to take you your front door to the far reaches of space the fare is always fair i'm looking at dribble and i'm kind of getting some bowser vibes is there something you'd like to say oh my god i'm huge oh look at his ass that is there's one nice ash for a fish man what is this he flexes his butt cheeks um okay so i might get my buttons a little wonky here but what are these moves what are these what is happening this is one of the better platform fighters that's not smash i just keep flexing how do we kill them no i turned you to confetti my guy my dude here has got the combos hamburglar diamonds it's not fair i'm too jacked i'm i'm huge i'm just mark i am an original character what does that do for me i don't know oh my god you do this get down here and fight me look at look at this zoning dumbbells at him i look like one of the veggie tales is that the donkey kong of this game he's the he's the chad of this game oh i think i found my main i don't need to play anyone else he's getting bodied you're just the crazy diamond oh god you star ko or confetti ko and we gotta throw i gotta start with zoning more that's what that's what's the problem right now you do realize that this is the developer that is working on nickelodeon all-star brawl right that didn't work out too well for me the grave it says ripped squeals on wheels i don't care how annoying the stage is i like the name wait what did i do why do i feel like we kind of need those guys though you know what i kind of feel bad and killing the mice because they're just like clocking in just doing the hard labor you got two mice in the break room hey marty how many miles you do on the wheel today yeah i don't know about a hundred you ought to ask the boss for a raise okay i'm coming i'm gonna get you you better watch out this is my ultimate attack all right hypnotized hypnotized you're getting sleepy you're getting real sleepy you're pressing the subscribe button take a nap it's a tie i have a tie around my waist i do have a top-tier uh teabag though that's gotta kill you right no how do you live you gotta give me the pink slip if you wanna kill me i'm mr business casual man now die i died on an office chair oh that's not good that's not good for the environment it looks like it might be a dnd shooter oh this is tiny tina's wonderland okay this is the game that they talked about or at e3 wonderland wonder world i'm afraid to trust again am i doing it am i am i sportsing good enough am i am i sporting [Music] break out get in get in the hole that's what happens when i play mario golf denied another one of these this old chestnut been there done that died there the big boy huh we're gonna fight a ferris wheel eggman really just said release the london eye literally yeah i could have told you that how do i come on man i'm trying to figure out how i kill you i i think i'm doing it he looks like he's in pain um that that was the first boss that's it okay i'm gonna try to do something cool wait no i'm taking you with me oh oh that's amazing that's okay out of here i don't know where to look because you have luma in one spot you have portals in another no no no no here we go we out of here don't even think about it listen those are toxic chemicals the only thing more toxic than those biles are the league of legends community belches barn this is a terrifying boss by the way but also kind of feels like it'd be something out of super mario rpg i don't know if it's just the the mode 7. hello i'm trying to pick the bug up why i would want to pick one of these up why he needs to eat the bug to die i have no idea excuse you homie when's the last time you've been to the dentist something wrong with your teeth i mean he doesn't have any hands so i don't know how he's brushing or flossing you know you get one of these little legs of the bug stuck in your teeth gross what no tip that was five star service all right this guy looks like in some edgy nuts let's go why is this this chick feels so heavy uh it makes sense she's got a halo you know on king kai's planet the gravity is way higher this sound looks like i was playing it wait wait did you just throw drugs at me yes why did you throw drugs oh that's this guy's weird what why does everyone have drugs all right tropical resort act four not used to having uh so many acts in sonic games back in my day we only had two acts in a sonic game maybe three i like being warned of impending doom as if i'm going to just fall down there as if that's just me this is premium sonic gameplay just him waiting on an elevator the character who likes to go fast doing mundane things the road to nowhere all right here we go i don't know if you stand still or if i have to like jump nope okay that didn't work man whoever built this bridge uh they suck some of you don't think that i know about the rope cheap but i know you can just do this it's like taking the whistle in super mario bros 3. this is incredibly dangerous crash incredibly keep doing it actually i think it's probably a more of a gamer move to make the precise jump onto the rope crash should join the circus be a really good tightrope act see look i can do both the greatest crash player to ever grace the earth i'll show you i don't need to use the rope you need to use the rope i'm going to bonus land hey wait a second this isn't bonus land okay now if i remember correctly we use the turtle here kind of messed up but you got to do you got to do sometimes that turtle's already dead fine easy see it's all about not even toys for bob could take me down cover what am i cover the poop the cats are supposed to do that that's not my job don't touch it it's done take this boy out i have an idea [Music] we got beat so hard that i kind of lost count we fought base goku we fought super saiyan goku then we went back to kid goku but then he went back to blue goku because cannon there's too many goku's in this game two meaning goku's too many goku's did i remember being up at like four o'clock in the morning when adults swim yeah same and i was so confused i was like why won't it end like what if i want i saw it after the fact like someone linked to him and i was like what what is this i couldn't stop watching uh he's got some moves his face is crazy i'm that one uh crystal when you fight q-lex and mario rpg i think it's the earth crystal or i don't know what the maybe green is wins i want to say when you ever play mario rpg yes of course i played my role well i what i meant to say was have you ever done the secret qlx battle absolutely it's a good fight came out of nowhere i was like wait a minute why does this feel like the longest match ever because neither one no one of us can kill you sure about that [Music] oh no oh no why couldn't i fly anymore why couldn't i fly anymore you turn to a pile of bones close the chest oh see back in my day you could die a thousand times to the same stupid enemy and you just you have to deal with it you get no special mushrooms or you get no special power-ups there's no golden tanuki leaves in this game ladies and gentlemen you gotta just do your best kid you're on your own gotta raise yourself live in the wild crap oh i missed the jump it's crazy to think like how long i've come with sonic in my life because i found a uh oh that's the slide button i found a drawing that i did when i was three years old of sonic the hedgehog and it's a work of art don't get me wrong it is an absolute masterpiece that belongs to the museum help help who you why are you wearing a hard hat when you're skateboarding this skateboarding school kid is obsessed with nintendo games and has some serious dj and yo-yo skills that pretty much me is a kid minus the djing let's see homie's got three game cubes don't think i didn't see that is gamecube old enough to be considered classic now though listen that's fine just put your uh put your game boy under the pillow when she comes back out you pull it back out you play with the worm light how do you think i got through my childhood what is this what is this seems very sonic oh it's a kirby game it's about time kirby i know vernies is popping off right now or he popped off a few hours ago is kirby going to get like a crystal shards sequel oh my god kirby and the forgotten land it's finally not going to be a side scroller dude this looks so cool i gotta go watch his reaction after this because i know he probably had a stroke okay okay i like what i'm saying it's about time kirby got some love and not just these like games that kind of feel rushed like these half-assed side scrollers so is this open world or is this kind of just like you go from level level but either way i i like the 3d platforming this this is awesome this is so cool post apocalyptic kirby is what we needed in 2021 that's the thumbnail right there look how big the bosses are not realistic though there's no traffic on the bridge dude kirby's got cut scenes now ones where he doesn't have to save the rest of the nintendo cast okay my 2 000 health man this is going to be easy i believe him okay yeah all right all right maybe not blocked oh great oh i was blocking ow ow ow stop no remember i'm your train get in there get in there nano oh my god oh that's so fun guys it's been fun rest in peace i'll see you on the other side all right we're going to bleak's house look at the little face in the snow he's mad oh see okay i was i was ready for this i was just preparing for it it's got a lob one up there come on frosty it reminds me of the snowman from clayfighter what's his name like jack frost also or something do you know what a copy of play fighter 63 in the third or i guess uh sculptor's cut is the rare one you know what that goes for for n64 do you know how much money just straight up didn't sell the game watch where you're shooting that snow come on pick your head up put your stupid head up oh uh i think he's having a heart attack oh almost died there oh god aku you'll be remembered for your bravery i want that i want that okay i'm out of here i die in the easy spots and then i get to the things that are a little more challenging and and i don't it's ass backwards for me oh god just squeaking through no i don't want that coin that's the crypto that they're trying to use to scam you okay that's a lot of boxes okay he's already dead okay you can stop now ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop that was just dying to show you that it's possible to die i just i wanted you to know that you could die that it's not impossible you got to keep your guard up grab the sushi put it on rice oh no that okay that's the right one good that one's still alive hang on no one's eating that uh that's a sponge so i'm gonna take this one no one wants to eat a sponge i want them to come back to my restaurant that's a telephone okay whatever whatever floats your boat somebody's totally naked he kind of just looks like arthur he does look like arthur but with money how do i use the money i you know it's good question it's a qr code we're i'm actually scanning it hang on what the actual so is that going to be the final are we really just going to call it triangle strategy do they write down every word in the dictionary throw them in a bowl is like all right we need to name our next game uh how about place triangle in response to the survey about the demo strategy it just told me to do a trick and it said good and then i fell to my death all right let's try this again good okay great oh i gotta keep going i'm going to die rni oh me and who me and who me and donkey kong i come on kiss this game feels rigged to get me to spend my money all right kiss what you why why is he using sparking why aren't you using sparking you know what nano you take care of it oh my god oh my god this robot's comedic timing is perfect let's go hit him with the little uh the confetti happy birthday we go he was all five for no reason oh he didn't oh i didn't mean to do that oh no oh no it's over no no we good we good we good we good mesh supers oh jesus [Laughter] you don't remember like 30 minutes ago when you were like this is easy like easy nano what shut up hold up wait come on fire hydra where you at help me oh perfect timing my end okay okay i'm so innovative oh there's the innovation boy get out of here okay it's too powerful get in there oh wow the sauce was sick all right rocket barrel ride wait this kind of looks like one i think it's the opening world angel island of sonic 3. after knuckles meets up with eggman he like punches like the chaos emeralds out of sonic or however it starts maybe it's a shared universe listen mommy needs a little mommy time it's been very hard lately stay away from the bee though mommy needs a little bit of her mommy juice no you can't have any this is for mommy's only god damn i got stung you say don't spill but listen after a couple glasses of wine it's a little tough i like this character a lot it just the ability is just a little weird okay got a little bit in there come on oh yeah i'm done you're done that's easy nice full glass for you what's the most absurd thing that we can buy oh my god it's got to be the tiger shoes all right we're going to mix the prince we're going to make sonic look like a 50 year old mom going clubbing ripperoo probably one of the more iconic boss fights in crash one i guess in the entire crash trilogy oh i wasn't expecting you to go diagonal the big tnt is like that mario party mini game where you have to guess which uh platform the other person's gonna jump to and you just bonk heads there we go just send it downstream [Music] it's one ah i said iconic what i really meant was annoying just stay away from me you you hop on over there crap just drop the spongebob time card one hour later you see he's gone insane from just watching people die over and over again until they figure the pattern out i lost so many brain cells just now all right insomniac always hits what do you got for us okay okay oh oh it's wolverine oh that's gonna be sick oh man we're not getting spiderman too we're getting a wolverine game so do we think that sega is going to i guess give the ultimate treatment to unleash next it kind of seems like they want to go that way i mean we have a new sonic game coming out but you know it's easy money for them to just be like hey here's here's that game that was on the uh on the 360. again sonic could wear different colored shoes that'll be 40 bucks all right now you're raising the question who's the worst babysitter dixie kong or yoshi i mean kitty kyle looks pretty safe right now hell he's built like a tank i need him to protect me what no no the ice oh god oh no look at his face [Music] thank you portal [Music] oh no oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah jump i swear i jumped on that pinstripe he's probably sounds like a typical gangster too he's like hey use guys over there he's like come get a sandwich from saturday allies what do you want got the goal oh no it's blue on blue action let's go sometimes you got to pay to watch that it's uh yeah it's called avatar finish them off fishing you have no meter yeah you got it you got it who needs meter when i have the power of friendship oh uh he's parking he's barking he's getting all that health back yeah he is well this is quite embarrassing oh you're kidding me this is this is you're actually kidding me you know what i was trying to do there we're one we are one ball away from shinron do it one auto combo that's all you got to do and you can get me back fine i'll do it myself come on you gotta get seven bars you have to get seven bars dude oh you do have to get seven bars as well god dang it i forgot about that aspect i'm not block teleport teleport teleport if you vanished you'd lived bro where did how did this turn south so quickly he was almost dead you're gonna kill him before shenron comes out yeah yeah punch him in the balls this is the crash that i grew up with no fancy mechanics you run you spin you don't get fancy oh you die you pass the controller to a homie look this is a breeze told you no more deaths beat me up neocortex oh wait this is a new one okay what does this do let's see i'm a shark i feel like a shark i'll get bigger if i eat stuff oh this one's cool okay new favorite i lied eat everything oh he did uh huh one who could surprise me are we getting wolverine and a new spider-man game excuse me hello carnage or venom oh it's a fan of jeez i got excited for a second but if there's one maybe there's the other clear course i've played a ton of super mario world i can do this with my eyes closed i'm doing good it's a good boss level all right watch this i'm gonna hit the pretty sweet i didn't get any points for it now wait look at this porcupine he looks like uh there used to be this run of like koosh balls when i was a kid but they were like koosh friends i gotta look up exactly what it was but uh they were like some of my favorite toys used to bring them to school you want wild time swooshlings each sold separately yeah do it oh no don't do that oh don't do that uh you good homie dork hungry thor go on eat i jump on his head i jump on his head yeah there we go this is what ganondorf players look like when they're holding the controller wow someone doesn't do legs at the gym donkey kong's down b be like okay one more time for the homies back at home there we go no you you got you don't got wings pal yeah you see the problem was uh i picked the wrong stage that stage is not good for donkey kong right okay this one on the other hand this one this this one's it this is the one oh extend that yo okay this is good for me yo he's nasty on the wait what is this pokemon no stop stop it this is oh i i see i see mr comedian over here oh wait oh no i'm okay all right okay this game is just giving me anxiety all right we're gonna do here this boss fight that is that is me what am i protecting from those things nope you stay away from my friends give me the key come on come on get in no no no no no how am i supposed to do this come on go get get in the hole that's what she said ripsaw rage it's not so much rage as it is impending doom all right kid you're on your own the years of therapy that kitty kong is going to need just from the sheer abandonment oh cool we don't know how to throw either how long is this level and who's ever moving the saw are their arms tired yet [Music] he didn't really try to throw that thing he was just like softballed it there oh gross all right you guys are done now because this shark back in the water oh i can go really fast in the water what's the name of this whisper is he saying francie or francine the shark has a french name oh frenzy listen in the head cannon it's just it's gonna be francine the french shark oh miyamoto miyamoto's here and he's wearing a mario shirt hang on a second oh update on the movie oh the movie comes out next year we still don't know if charles martinez is going to voice him and that upsets me i was gonna say like him wearing a mario shirt probably means gonna make a mario announcement but then again 98 of his wardrobe is probably mario t-shirts here we go first wait of course is mario what who will be played by chris pratt he's so cool what i don't know if i like this that's fine i i like anya taylor joy but wait to see chris spirited princess peace what's wrong with charles martine wait charlie no way i'm excited for you they got charlie day to play luigi okay this this can work even though this is a mario movie no way wait wait ndk's in the movie and it's seth rogen yeah in our games over there he should be voicing mario he no he should be cameoing as mario wait what what are these castings listen i'm gonna keep an open minds and an open heart but i don't know about some of those castings we need some cheap [ __ ] look at the variety here today oh you love to see it i don't like that look look at that masculine press into that building oh my god there's so many there's so many giant chests oh it is actually hot yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait nana were you hitting buttons like a little brother playing with an unplugged controller we're talking about this is me doing all this oh oh oh no all right i might have to take one of these you're trash i never know who's getting tagged in there i'm just like oh okay oh oh no he did hit him with the second one more one more one yes this would be the team to do it right all goku's don't choose all bro i didn't take a single hit bro i believe though so nano how was your day what do you do today is actually my my grandpa's 92nd birthday happy birthday grandpa jennings it's a great information so we did that i had pizza for the first time in like ages uh it was pretty delicious why huh why uh he why he really wanted it that's like yeah he hasn't had it why did you not want pizza why did what do you mean what i do we just don't ever get pizza i don't know what it is that was that was what i was alluding to it's done boys it's done boys [Music] uh i'm going to do that because that just seems like the best option here all right i'm putting up the most goal on this 10 000 likes and i will give out tyler's phone number okay all right okay switch no that was i switched yeah burn out that sparks run out that spark it'll be fine this is as far as we can get huh i know it's it's it's moderately upsetting all right hang on hang on hang on you're coming in you're coming in [Music] still got sparking making me deal with the spark huh making me making me die spark spark spark he blocked him into the guard do it again ah here you go now see mike's i don't even know how to play broly so uh there's that all right you're coming back in fossil fuels only again it's fine all right take one goku down he has he has seven bars don't underestimate him i'll go you're not gonna lose to a child are you probably i like how you're just honest you know yeah i'll probably i'm going to ah all right yep oh don't you worry big you all want to see me goes down just level three it's level three oh we want to see who the true broly player is i'm blocking it don't that was level three maybe not from there you know what this might actually work this might actually work nice it works dude there's another meter for it get them bars get the bar and then do it again he's too short talk to me adam sorry i didn't quite get that what was that movie that grandpa lou rented something he he rented a bunch of reptar movies for the kids and then he was like i also got the space vixens lonely space vixens that's for after you go to bed which i feel like is something that a cartoon would never be able to get away with nowadays or maybe it has i just i don't watch the right cartoons grandpa was just gonna watch some porn that he openly rented from the video store what is this is that a keyblade it's it's zora it's real they were real they did it those crazy sons of game over they did it let's go when he was looking at the fires like is mario going to pick something up i can't believe this had leaked so long ago and people were just now giving it attention and we didn't know if it was real or not because it was never real sora is finally here all right let's take a look at the map let's look for a place that's on fire wait a second how do we miss that many boxes ah it's fine we got the gem it's whatever where was that crystal where are you storing that well done well done hey why is this crystal smell it's much harder to commentate this game because it's so fast than smash but i gotta get used to it oh karate chop guess you didn't see that coming you know tops blind why is my arm glowing just throbbing can samus get like a tylenol you think there's like a cvs in here somewhere oh too hard to spin oh well you gotta give it like a like a baby spin oh no bye-bye fires do you want us to put the bumpers up for you here we go this is how you curve it call me mr 300 maybe hit a spare here oh oh yeah too much baby time oh bad not bad very slight spin this could be uh oh this is oh dang it right into the center i'm gonna sink this drive you gotta i gotta split it here i don't know it's gonna be tough take this dry oh all right this time i'm gonna hit i'm gonna hit more than one pin maybe stick with trying to stay on the lane wait okay this is fine here we go here we go here we it was go preparation for this okay okay we gotta get uh virus one of the little dinosaurs that you kind of put the ball on top of the barriers up please give me a little [Music] rolling around at the speed of sound got places to go gotta follow my rainbow all right so what i've seen from cat dog so far is cat dog is like kinda nasty not as nasty as me though we're doing that we're doing it here we go you can't touch top so not to jinx it now but i'm actually undefeated in this game i've played exactly four matches online and uh i am 4-0 which means that has to come to a screeching halt [Music] oh get spiked all right who you feeling to start with it's got to be it's gonna be a classic matchup right are you thinking this i kind of feel like me beating up my younger sibling which i guess i'm all about that so okay all right relax i i was talking up a strong game there oh no my man's been in the lab the young prodigy because i hopped up from the bike and i was like hey man i'm getting water real quick not really bro i was watching some vids he's watching combo videos oh no oh kick right to the temple dude did i just throw it a 10-0 lead my guy what am i doing you blew a seven chaos emerald lead so are you more of a sonic or shadow guy um shadow bro i listen you're more of a vegeta guy than uh than goku and that's basically what this is exactly it literally fits everything about me honestly you uh you own a gun tilted yeah i feel that buddy look at us two characters that they said would never get into smash and here we are and still recover that's how good it is [Music] god up air is so good see exactly how tilted are you oh the feet [Music] yup uh why didn't we go to ledge there sora who's the tilted one now ew gross this door is alive we gotta bait it gotta give it that twitter bait waluigi should have been there instead of sora that's not true there we go just gonna put the bait out there sandy's downbeat is nuts and the rest of it i don't know all i know is i played against sandy on it was either hard or very hard in arcade mode and she was a pain so down b's rocket boots okay what does that do you can do it forever and it's wild so uh give me your thoughts how you feel about sora coming to smash i just think i should have done something better for the last one the funny purple man maybe one day nah not even that it could have been anyone but nothing with such a boring moveset god it looks terrible what were you watching the same direct i was yeah i loved it sakurai literally said look in their direction and swing that's what the moves are oh i forget how much that drifts gotta teach them they can't say nothing about text okay oh my god oh my god i'm excited get down there what patrick out here trying to give me a krabby patty like i haven't eaten six of them today tortellini so this is the thanks i get for working overtime come on patrick [Music] he really strained together those combos i'm worried that he's going to try and go for the funny attack he's trying to do it he's trying to do it nope respect though it ain't going to happen to me we got to bait you again the grand theft auto series is overrated and boring maybe you got rid of the old yee ass haircut you've got and when you get a string of combos it just it feels so good when you just keep going and juggle you like a circus act i'm gonna juggle you like the clown that i am [Music] look at this oh you want to touch the ground i thought you liked the air sometimes you don't think you're going to die and then you do like there i down light him and i didn't think he was gonna die but aang had other plans this is what i'm talking about this is what i'm talking about leonardo's insane man insane uh disgusting yeah rip the eyeball out all doom like don't do it got the crown now got the crown and the keyblade call me king mickey do you kill him with it do we do it for this lag you kind of deserve it what is that space i'm willing to find out it's chance time oh oh no oh we're ready all right so this is where uh this is where we could really shake things up that's not a star are you kidding me what are you going to give it to [Music] i'm more afraid of the bees than i am the nitro box which says something about the bees unless they're like those murder hornets that's totally mario tell me that's not mario oh crash is really allergic wait no no he has a headstone that's the first time that i've seen that death screen i guess if you die underground it's like well he's already under there he's the dude that throws the ball and ends up on the lane to the left i throw the ball and it goes through the alley oh yeah pocket shot come on that should do it that should do it are you kidding me why are you kidding me oh don't worry i'll carry it forward for you bro i promise i'll get that spare okay you know what i don't even need that i feel okay are you knowing i lost by six pins yeah i bet that was great i would hit that spare i would have beaten you i was robbed this man is taunting me the audacity the audacity huh huh where are those taunts at where are they at food joke my rule of thumb is if they give me the run back we give them the best of three especially if we go 1-1 so now that i won that match uh i'm gonna get bodied this match am i oh oh you want some bubbles i don't know if you like your bread soggy see i can taunt too pal i think that's it i think we got him [Music] can't get in here you'll find a way though my heart's racing i they call it dread for a reason because i'm definitely experiencing dread i look forward to the next game metroid peace where samus gets to go on a nice relaxing vacation let's unlock it i can't afford that star anyway so because the key just talks to you top 10 keys in gaming uh number 10 correctly uh number nine the mario party key thanks for watching what's number one oh my god what is it it's uh clearly the ocarina of time uh boss key are we raiding keys like best keys of all time i i was simply stating because the keyblade's gonna be like third place pretty good i would say the zelda boss key is probably number one that's what i said that's what i said would number one be a keyblade i knock he plays number three he wants to be just like me then be like me and die all right we wait the slowest crawling bar i've ever seen in my life a lot of people have been waiting a very long time for this screen here we go beautiful all right we're gonna take sauron to classic mode oh is everybody going to be stamina in this okay no problem no problem at all dark link's supposed to be just a couple of heartless starting us off easy i gotta be like mr sakurai i gotta channel my inner sakurai my kingdom hearts lore is just it's a little bit oh god wait hang on hang on i'm gonna oh god i don't want the meat no no no there's so many there's so many mr gaming watches i didn't know i had i'm dead so if you know what the references are feel free to correct me you're getting bigger and gaming watchier i hate stamina matches because i feel like in regular smash i can mess up this is only stage two i'm getting rocked i should have just been doing this the whole time light them up let me help you with that uh that frying pan ah fighting cloud now fighting cloud in kingdom hearts 2 was one of the highlights of my childhood oh god almost cheesed myself there goodbye okay so are the robins supposed to be like organization 13 leave me alone i'm just a boy i'm just a boy i gotta get used to this character okay hang on no no no no no don't slow down right there that is a big boy that is a big boy now i gotta say though playing so much nickelodeon all-star brawl has definitely messed up my smash muscles i've said it before i'm going to say it again i don't care for stamina matches because i'm having i'm having nuzlocke ptsd oh hans oh good okay this is a regular match i was gonna say please don't make me fight master and crazy stamina mode easy boy eat down boy probably gonna die here what are you doing what i feel like they patched in new moves for master handing crazy hand okay that's one we can do this first try easy don't steal the moves i hate this attack so much not because it hurts because it's really creepy stop stop it wow like uh 9.1 is a little generous newsflash you're you're dead okay somebody die please quality content newsflash you're dead oh wait we have a breaking update i'm dead all right i'm gonna go for the big one going for the big one ah so close [Music] oh no come on stay stay stay gun gun don't no no no oh my god oh my god the landing i was i was close to the landing i was close oh baby no what happened i'm so sorry oh you didn't close the ball in time you killed him wow never would have pegged vernies as a baby killer i can't believe that bernie has just murdered a child live on youtube this is not okay i can't be joking papyrus did you also see bernius murder a baby did you hear that vern murdered a baby he was in a game called bound wonder world obviously uh which was an awful game but the only good thing that came out of it was balanced design and it's funny because he was designed by yuji naka uh who was the co-creator of sonic and he fits right in he's not he's owned by square enix technically but so he's a sonic character at heart is it is this who you play as in the game no you don't or you don't get to play him at all okay i was like i don't think you cause i i watched a little bit of one of your videos i don't remember seeing this character this is a bad showing right now what's happening this is my main what do you expect ah see i was talking and distracting you that's my thing you're good at your job the orangutan punch is uh kind of nasty that's the forward smash name right yeah i'm trying to remember things because they decided to name every attack in this game yeah because it's cool it's cool to talk about i was trying to do that just with nigel's okay okay that's like the first combo i've been able to actually connect he's been in the lab i keep forgetting that i need to make a platform yeah [Applause] no no no i went that way last time didn't work oh no no please okay you can't get me in here oh wait two little animals over you know what hey uh i'm back listen uh i didn't know that i was gonna die as soon as those things caught me so could you help me out here i don't think so so right now it's saying your ping is about 290 milliseconds are you getting that from me yep i'm feeling that as well oh no it doesn't have to be a downhill all right you get one excuse you don't know about these spongebob combos oh you just cut you just can't react i mean i'm playing with the same leg as you isd john there's a intense battle going on in the background for spongebob and nigel thornberry throwing hands yeah it's like the harmonic convergence i forgot the demon's name raja and what's his face did you watch legend of korra i only watched the first season i think because i watched avatar for the first time last year and i like i binged it and like got a little burned out so i took a break yeah probably a good idea to not watch korra sometime i don't know people i didn't hate it but like a lot of people do hate it i heard a lot of good things about korra except for maybe like season two skip them so how you feeling about the game you liking it i'm loving it yeah i know it's made to be a competitive game but i kind of wish it had items for more casual players because i really enjoy the casual side of smash and this seems like it's either go hard or go home that didn't make it that's rough listen there might be input delay but at least there's no lag are you kidding i hate this input delay i literally cannot play this game because i can't react to hitting any move all right so here's what you do get a one-way ticket to the united states and move here we could create all the content we want and you don't have to eat marmite anymore yeah but then i would probably get shot oh oh my god his recovery is just not that great i feel like i'm being hunted i don't know if they're after me right this second but up slid right into a cutscene all right tell me things who are you oh it's boss time maybe yeah okay maybe we shoot rockets flaming hot cheeto onion rings just a matter of time we got the cheeto soda now is this working am i doing things or am i just wasting my ammo maybe a charge shot that works dude oh i can get rockets by shooting the the rings we got him oh that's disgusting it was gross it's like some kind of mars attacks brain you know those aliens from mars attacks that's what it looks like hang on hang on if i if i win this if i win this round gg finally something i'm good at violence we turned up the cpu because we're threatened by ai but not threatened by that's the main character of the game you think this is funny what is that grab range wait i was like right on top of him and i still couldn't grab him that works let's bring this back oh that would have decimated me i'm gonna die i am going to die i countered i swear come on patch oh my god that's my trophy you've been copying me yes i come on he just like tickled him there there we go all right i was gonna say how long is it gonna take me to take a stock very convenient of them to respawn here for me so i can destroy the spinning blades the spinning blades remind me of oh hang on super crash no time to talk only time to run and kill did the spinning blades remind me of this one episode of doug where he went to like the ice cream factory in like bluffington or wherever it was and then uh they had a problem where i don't know ice cream was like heading towards a fan a giant fan and he's like just let them hit the fan because it would have broken up like all the chips and the mint chocolate chip like that's the i missed two boxes ah like that was the only possible way they could have made mint chocolate chip ice cream all right i played patrick only in arcades so far let's see how my patrick holds up online i want to be a patrick main but i don't know if i'm going to i could spin too you stick bug ow it's just so funny to see patrick wave dashing he has no right i like the wave dash into the butt laser just some of the combos in this game just saying them out loud just imagine commentary at evo all right i absorb something we gonna explain this i gotta power up hold l to use aim oh hello i'm i'ma charge him my laser remember that meme back in 2007. all right so that should be able to open all those doors that we were unable to open so now we're okay wait you know what you better back off i just got this new weapon it didn't work get off me oh wait no we can yeah that thing's not getting back up all right shy guy you son of a jump back luigi looks pissed come on he he's trying to trick us you crafty little shy guy i like his pirate hat though my heart is racing my pockets sweating arms are heavy i was vomiting on his sweater already he's nervous here is it here mrs puff mrs puff my hands is cramping mrs puff i don't like this he's speeding it up you idiot to see with you i'll make you walk the plank when does this end no no he joked me no avenge me avenge me i'm still going it's still this is insane oh i present nobody wins [Music] um did this dude just tell me he's gonna beat me with only two stocks because that's kind of what it feels like and i'm a little insulted because you're right this man here was like it's no big deal he's playing patrick i'll just give him a free stock this is where it happens doesn't it listen pal you made the mistake of giving me a stock but if you get eels again [Music] there's another train here anywhere for me to fill up on some health just like a i don't like a gas station convenience store or something oh new area oh we took the wrong train looks like we ended up in new jersey we go back to where it all began gentlemen here we go please leave me alone no i'm sorry i wanna wait up on me i want to win all the power-ups all the power-ups oh my god you have too much power this is too much power for one ball monkey and if virus wins is going to the final round oh my god oh my god gentlemen gentlemen this is anyone's game nobody's talking we're just focusing because everyone wants that crown just absolutely my crown i'm chipping away three points a piece every time i smack you come on come on damn it okay no no no just focus on the gameplay look how gameplay that game was though it was incredibly close it was a pleasure throwing hands with you guys all right can we win two in a row can i go positive as sora oh oh oh no i didn't want to win like this look at his derpy face where you going i'm all the way up here i'm just a leaf floating in the wind a leaf from the vine not like this oh no all right time to uninstall the game all right we're coming back come back shouldn't sd but hey it's fine just it's a more satisfying hill to climb gotta stop doing that man oh i think we got this we got to unlock we sd'd and we still win thanks for the elite smash oh the ship's really far away travel to qataris not yet i want to explore here just a little more just kidding [Music] you full you've selected jellyfish fields jellyfish field is where i thrive i was born in the chili molded by it i do be scared of zim though i've seen some of the stuff the dim can do like die that has a skull and crossbones on it so we're gonna see where it takes us i ain't afraid of no skull and crossbones maybe i should be a little afraid because i have a feeling we're to need to do this if we want to get the gem skull and crossbones you should more like have a pacifier on it because it's for babies there we go nice and easy like a baby oh that's fine that's fine we keep going we keep going oh it's hippo easy oh we're not done yet oh just kidding there's the gem [Applause] wow impressive you kept two crystals in there this is what i'm talking about see everyone wants to play on the hyper competitive stages but i just want to go to glove world oh spongebob supposed to watch out for those roller coasters oh we hit him with the old roller coaster forward light combo to taste in these hands but i'll have you know they're not glove flavored spongebob you're about to get ejected from this theme park stop picking bikini bottom you will pay with monster blood get down there leo's too sick excuse me oh all right fine wait a second oh [ __ ] oh now they're fighting oh oh this is your strong body weight i can't bet a star go hard or go home make him go broke at least i need to win you need to die in the vacuum of space oh no it's a tight squeeze but i'm making it piss goes away oh my god casey get ready to hand me those sweet sweet coins oh oh spongebob actually has a god-tier tea bag it's fine i'll be the first to hit i saw a video about leaked costumes for this game i feel like that was huge wasted potential if it doesn't happen something about spongebob wearing like a soda drink hat i would actually love if there were some alts too like just imagine picking spongebob being able to change the doodlebob come on let's go let's go i'll melt that face oh no i might have to run for it i might have to yep we gotta run i need a longer hallway melt melt damn it melt melt i'm out of here all right we got it good night i missed that's not yours feels really satisfying smacking someone with the keyblade okay good read oh come on now i would have 100 deserved okay yeah just no no three steps please and thank you [Music] why do i keep doing that and there it goes again i feel like there's a lot of potential here just let me see the combo video can i recover please i'm not ready to lose this stock can i can i please just like please just just like for a second so we should be able to open some of those doors now oh great there's also some more tron buzz saws samus is very trustworthy also very convenient to have like a bunch of these locations scattered throughout this planet it's kind of like having tesla charging stations nearby they're like i have a present for you oh the wide beam got to tell you all this uh soraa play really really make me want to go back and play kingdom hearts again and i promise that i'm gonna do it for content i just don't know when but i should probably strike while the iron's hot right because you guys want to see it this is the part where you go to the comment section and you agree with me hey oh that was a weird finishing pose all right we're back in elite smash again bear it because we're gonna ride the bear here see the game's a little easier so i can actually can bear it oh almost had me oh oh god oh that's a tight jump right there that is a tight jump oh no oh no and in the water we go short hop it i missed the box that one hurt me but sacrifices must be made oh much closer this time oh no wait then i keep doing it why is this allowed wait what um hey uh hey pal you got any more of those uh those extra lives oh got him and again hey add a triple dot wait i lost yeah yeah you had one less stock than me that's how that works well that's embarrassing isn't it wow sora's grab range is awful he's got these giant hands why is he having trouble grabbing well these claws ain't for just attracting me there we go [Music] look at this a cat and dog's worst nightmare a small child too bad that combo didn't kill that's the best we're gonna get [Music] oh my god okay yeah does it count as a tea bag if you're just like dropping your belly on the ground it's like cat dog doing push-ups here we go oh how'd you not die come on there we go hit him with the scooter although i don't know if cat dog can necessarily take a scooter to the ankle because uh they just have arms if you think about it it makes sense you know what i'm talking about i might have to have to give the loud house a go you know just a grown ass man watching cartoons oh denied i would just like to know uh where are those tea bags huh where'd the tea bags at now to be fair we have to give them the third match now let the best man or siamese animal win i actually really like lincoln loud a lot he's so fast and his combos just they're very easy if somebody like me can pull them off okay we gotta take that stock so we can stay in the game there we go i have like some kind of weird grudge match with grizzly over here so i don't want to lose so i'm very focused on winning not now ollie daddy's got to fight to win here we go he's actually kind of brained out of a character oh almost had him there almost had him you get like one good combo far off the stage and they're done and that's that who knew lincoln loud was so good we all know the narrative about donkey kong and dlc characters but i ain't worried never was it's gonna be the quickest game ever cut that out don't watch close your eyes samus what is it you see samus tell us it's all the jelly beans are they on my side are they like the wisps and sonic colors uh even in crash three they like abuse the animals for rewards got two more yeah i know you got two more in there come on don't be cheap dirt vader my guy let me teach you a thing or two about little mac take notes couple smash attacks that's all knock this balloons around just a little bit this poor puff showing such promise oh no no wake up we are seeing signs of uh this pokemon getting desperate [Music] oh great it's one of these he's like a cute little dinosaur though it's not like that giant terrifying t-rex or anything it's like a little triceratops it's just sour from the lamb before time man did i hate her did anyone watch the lamb before time and saw sarah and was like wow that's a great character we all like her so just to preface this i am not a violet player but in case you couldn't tell that by now we want to do like hang on you want to down tilt up the side b right can they learn that much is that too long of a sequence for their tiny brains can i go this way no i'm just running forget it oh i'm trapped i have to fight him i dash right into it not doing so good i'm alive i mean that's what matters most but man this guy can take some hits oh we got him he was easy oh let's beat up the monkey beat him up get him oh god who's ready for their palms to bleed we need to acknowledge the fact that nintendo put a warning on this game because they don't want any more lawsuits i feel bad for my my pro controller right now same for mine it'll survive [Music] donkey kong bowser is way too strong crashes like sarge i have in my crosshairs what should i do take the shot excellent now head to the extraction point the insane amount of button combinations that this bayonetta has to input and then there's me that's just like haha f smash kill at 50. but it's a balanced game and i say that with complete sincerity because i'm gonna be honest this match has no right being this close and i'm probably gonna lose and to be truthful i deserve it or maybe i won't lose but i still don't deserve it hey uh remember me we're cool now right yeah i'll get i'm gonna go i'll see you later adam listen man i'm tired i'm hungry they're trying to extract my dna oh all the emmy are go oh that's fantastic that is good news thank you those things are kind of killing me a lot okay this is a tight turn here unnecessary it's like a sonic stage you know you get to go fast for a little while and they're like hey let's uh let's slow down for a second and i understand that uh sonic levels require you to learn the level so you can go fast but if the game is not that fun like sonic colors [Applause] it's always real refreshing to come to town and city for any animal crossing stage because uh you feel like you got room to breathe just it's my favorite stage in the game where i guess both of them are town and city and smashville are both my favorites remember how cool it was in brawl when they first appeared and you had kk slider that would come out at night i just remember that being the coolest thing ever i'm not about to witness a murder where are we hiding the body timmy and tommy that ain't no money tree you're about to dig up oh yeah it's a fossil all right a human skull damn freeze wait i'm a god wait let's go the student has become the teacher or whatever the saying goes oh come on give me one give you me do you unlock stickers and you found level up yeah yeah you can buy them uh one of the best ones is obviously like the butt y and you got king the bomb and you have this squid that's a blue thing with this nice [Music] and a whistle i don't think i have that one yet the boo enjoy that exchanging pokemon cards on the playground i'll trade you uh a holographic donkey kong for a chain chomp whistle i'll give you my rainbow birdo my mom says i'm not allowed to trade that that's how i got a charizard i traded a diglett for a first edition of charizard damn you were robbing people all the way back in the day damn i was ten man an adventurer and swindling children out of their first district and now it is psa graded oh i fell off the stage that's gotta hurt falling off the great wall of china uh why is this tiger so sensitive this tiger's more sensitive than half the people on the internet here we go dude are you kidding me all right now get me out of here don't care how many boxes we missed yes that's right pet the kitty look everybody i'm petting the kitty oh really we're gonna bring this into overtime are you kidding me all that work for this because you cowards want to play with a three-minute timer normally i don't go for rematches just for the sake of content to keep things fresh but i want this one this is a grudge match hell you might not even get commentary on this match i might just make you watch it this is anger in its rawest form spamming little mac smash attacks okay now there's 40 seconds left to go it's a good thing we ended it now because if i would have lost that one stock it would have just been repeat tragedy everything is an x parasite you're an x parasite you're an x parasite i'm an x parasite are there any other x parasites that i need to know about meow i was trying to hit that boost and it just it wouldn't happen i didn't know the timing of it but it usually is the second light but i feel like without that unless you know that you can do that this is nearly impossible oh no come on no no no oh oh that shouldn't have worked but it did and we're not gonna question it thank you vicarious visions i'm gonna say it pilate is underappreciated as a character there and i'll admit that when violets was first announced i wasn't that hype another anime swordman because all you think is another fire emblem character but easily the best kit in the entire franchise mirror mirror on the wall who's the sexiest bounty hunter of them all you like koopa troopa just falling eternally into the abyss how does he escape the warp pipe is my curse all right i'm playing donkey kong this time wait why does he sound so weird by seth rogen he's like i'll hand it over the toad who's in charge from here on out everybody there's sora now beat his ass in black and white or black and blue whatever you like that's fine you can carry me off the stage you are the anti-little mac well i want to break that shield just to send a message just to prove a point i didn't even have to do anything she like it's like she's taking a dog's nose and rubbing it in the pee puddle when they go to the bathroom on the floor she's like what did you do what did you do wow it's been a minute not even going to give pumpkin time to warm up you got this pumpkin i know it's been a while since you fought pumping's got to remember how the game is played that's it that's it you show them pumpkin listen you're the goat for a reason if anyone ever forgot who the goat was you're looking at him yo imagine coming off the bench this fired up not so tough now pilot that's how you stop a bully with an even bigger bully i don't even violet the stock here not getting one come on see him on the surface what are you afraid of oh wow okay this is uh this is actually this is not even at all pumpkin more like pumpkin which is also a very good seasonal beer but clinton squirt oh never mind that was a bad idea [Music] wow i really forgot how hype of an amiibo they are to watch and we'll end on the w look now he's a wizard my man cosplays for a living does he have a name wait i got a trophy for getting turned into a frog who's the real winner here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa not in front of the goat tell you about that flowery flower lottery brother bowser seed is actually how uh bowser jr came into existence about to say you you i don't know what to say okay bring me up bring me up okay i gotta get out of here let me see bowser let me go talk to my man bowser here we go oh bowser flower he's like oh you won just step right back here into this dark alley to claim your prize hmm gee i wonder if we have to destroy all these blocks another power-up don't mind if i do oh we got the plasma beam so we're gonna shoot plasma now wow that's powerful oh that is very powerful uh remember me remember me come on come back jeffrey i need to touch you jeffrey jellyfish oh come on man ugh these are so awful i just want to get more good noodle stars oh it's the popo's act casual can't they be okay with us finishing top three in mario kart at least you get a trophy i really can't beat wacky races over here i can totally do oh i got run over come on can we last minute come from behind win please you're right there no it's gonna be like a red shell or something i'll settle for a green shell i don't know the items in crash team racing so uh this is it just gotta pull ahead get out of my way i knocked him forward hit it hit the boost hit the boost use the boost to get through we did it first try we're playing on a hand and bow so i hereby give my editor all permission to use the green screen background as they like memes aside i just like playing little mac okay i don't know why he's just he's a fun i'm gonna break that shield if you want to do that again they buffed my down tilting f-smash so you can try it mr mario and g who's g that's right you will make me more powerful try it try it okay that's mine you missed bye-bye blimps another obligatory vehicle stage i can barrel roll how do i have 59 already can i get health in editing can we just turn this into like a really cool star fox reference switching to all range mode the hell the rest of these coins wait look at this little derpy penguin you got games on your phone my name is alberto robert and i've been making shoes in this town for a very long time i'm making the ultimate shoes now they're my life's work i'm calling them custom shoes that's the best that you could come up with so anyone who could possibly test these shoes out for me you'd be willing to do that yeah put on the shoes and go through the rings if i've made the shoes correctly you'll make it on time i hate when i'm late to everything but it's mostly because uh the shoes that i own weren't made correctly i just loved the mario bros stage so much anyone else am i the only one don't get me wrong i love competitive smash i do it's just so hyped to watch but but casual smash is undefeated like look at this we fit trainer just suffering wait since when is there a purple koopa troopa oh my god i know there's different colored koopa troopas in super mario world like you have the yellow shell one where's there been a purple though and i know it has to exist somewhere so if you know feel free to let me know go to the double parry oh my god you didn't even die to bite you die to a crab i love it look at this tweet what is that stage list i got comboed by the crab look at the little tornadoes of googly eyes you could really put googly eyes on anything and it's hilarious oh giant rock monster gotta fight a golem very formidable [Music] and just like that sonic was cast into the volcano and melted instantly who even is that lincoln loud i thought that was like what is foster's home for imaginary friends it kind of looks like him when i uh first saw the character get announced i was like lincoln log who the hell is that lincoln logs are just as much fun today as they were when you played with them and they're still made of wood it's none other than duke fart knocker it's a show that i definitely watch when i was younger but didn't really understand until i was older what does that have to do with space ghost's potential move set in a platform fighting video game nothing however i've always loved his design and his power bands that give him a number of beam-like attacks so wait hang on a second so i was referencing a superheroes wiki when making this list and there's this hilarious typo that says his power bands grant him a wide variety of bean based attacks and i just wanted to bring that into the public eye because the thought of having a power band that shoots beans amuses me and i wonder how long until it gets fixed how does tails attack do i just fly into people tails hurry up i'm trying my guy sonic i'm just you're gonna just have to chill out for a second what is that what am i doing why am i going to first do i have a gun this is me this made the meat died what do i have to do here there we go oh right that is a weird animation wait a second [Music] i clearly should have lived there people love this game this is the game that people say is great i think if i just stand here tails respawns and then immediately dies [Music] tails you okay all i did was hit the jump button [Music] he didn't make it jesus christ let's go what was that oh i'm not really questioning anything i'm enjoying the ass beatings i'm just trying to figure out what's going on now i'm playing my name i don't know why i'm trying to upbeat you like that's a thing let's go you're coming back down plenty what even is this she got those rocket boots take that what are you gonna do about it what can you do wait whoa she's laying very seductive on the ground wait hang on knock me on the ground again that's the thumbnail i gotta change because april is a cheat code some of these levels they feel pretty identical and it's probably because they are oh come on we gotta do this the levels are just copy and paste this isn't even funny because i don't have knuckles i can't glide i just have to rely on bad platforming so i have a question shadow shadow left so why does he still have a shadow i found a chaos emerald did you no way all right now we gotta fight this thing again defeat iblis in the exact same way you defeated him earlier it's the same exact boss fight all right put the chaos emeralds together the green one is the best chaos emerald it's the iconic one what was that little shuffle that knuckles did before going into the portal shadow's like hang on i gotta take this call oh he's back does he have a mouth yet ah that's right we put on the fun rule set and when i say fun i mean there's a little question mark at the end because you don't know what's gonna be a part of it but i'll tell you this little z hates this stage but i love it so much it's hard to kill though but oh my god this cloud is going through it yeah this one sucks the good news is they start us off right here though three minutes all right let's get this one out of the way as fast as possible i think i messed up i don't know if this is salvageable nope i screwed up and like you can't touch anything you gotta get like the long jumps down perfectly or you just gotta like save some of the platforms you know what actually we might be able to do that oh god why did i subject myself to this why i say this was a good idea chuck 100 the game yeah that's great the viewers will love it oh god okay no no damn it oh crap i had nowhere to go there to the long jumps i already know what i'm title in this video so it took me seven tries to realize that there are more than 100 and [Music] at least the purple comet track is a banger i mean it's basically just a remixed like good egg galaxy not like i need the one up but hey i'll i'll take some freebies what damn it man hitting like a long jump and just clearing all of them that feels good man that feels good that doesn't feel good even since i realized that i don't need all the coins i'm still struggling you know this would have been infinitely harder if i had to get all of them i gotta make it back oh we have like one shot at this easy see look at that first try all right so um totally didn't know that there was like a warthog here what what the [ __ ] is sad of that joke driving a truck can i go over the ramp with the truck i can wait a second shadow actually turns around when he backs up this has very like venom driving a truck in the spider-man animated series vibes man this new forza game is crazy this is actually the plot to the next fast and furious movie oh we did it a-rank right how's my driving call this number oh again leave this poor me alone ganondorf do fit in here though i think this gandorf could do it putting my pride on the line ganondorf's gonna have an amazing comeback here watch it's happening i called it what does the dragon do you got to be able to hit it you must now join forces fight the dragon you're kicking it in the butt oh it's dead wow what you get invincibility for doing that this is nuts all right so we put him in the staff now we get to use it right so okay i get it i get it we're in the past shadow trapped nephilis who escapes later on and then becomes shadow because he's the one that trapped him it's time to return chaos control this is nice everyone has their own little chaos emeralds sorry little girl gotta go we left you with a present though it's a demon in a bottle careful he's gonna say some weird stuff stop throw something at him have some croutons unless of course you have a gluten allergy in which case i can make gluten-free croutons i have i have the power of grains on my side have the power of the earth grains come from the earthy fool there's two avatars have we ever had a video where you haven't beat me a single time and it's not about the start yet i'm not gonna allow that to happen what is that question of what you're going to allow it's what i'm going to allow how does he have this kind of power it's the most important meal of the day too many carbs oh what was that no flippy dippy that's what it's called and i'm just dead from in there stop get down there everything's just double time yeah watch this how fast that going oh wait wait wait that was wrong you know what else we can speed up the editing do your thing mr editor wow that was fast too bad the foes weren't fast enough [Music] oh no he killed the shy guy we just get a quick eulogy in chat for our pal shy guy who's passed to the great nintendo museum in the sky feel free to leave some kind words oh they're back i was born his family oh god one of them is that again oh my god it's a massacre leave the shy guys alone they don't deserve it they're just doing their job you call yourselves heroes or rolls downstairs a loaner in pairs rolls over your neighbor's dog let's wait for a snack she can see she got she got that foot power foot power sounds like a website i never want to go to what's happening here and i got to get that what was that that was a fart sound i heard that it wasn't me whoever smelt it dealt it it was clearly tough just ripping one who do you think's got the stinkiest farts in the avatar universe probably the uh the cabbages guy i was gonna say the cabbages guy too i just feel like it you know you weren't normal oh he's only eating cabbage what that's right we have the transformations on i want the doug trio to watch i've played with hazards off for so long i haven't seen any of these and i've owned this game for like three years no one told me there was an electivire just hanging out on pokemon stadium oh okay look at shadow leaning back and forth to control it all right let's find the chaos emerald but more importantly where did we find a truck nope gonna possibly have done this on foot actually not gonna lie it's uh probably easier this way and uh probably should have taken insurance on the rental like danny phantom is really due for a comeback as a show it's right have you have an anime as a kid and everyone thinks that i feel i think i like an anime plot i just think there's a lot of characters in that show that would be really good for this game like vlad oh that would be good if we could put danny's mom so she takes him out and he's mom danny's mom kicks ass if i remember right am i crazy thinking dave's mom was kicking in the comments below let me know if danny's mom picked this i don't remember valued viewers give us the scoop on danny's mom so is that the first stage oh do i not have homing attack yet i guess i don't it's a nice door in this town oh i gotta go to the store and buy my power-ups hello we are the army democracy is non-negotiable look at the way he talks with his hands this guy's italian oh wait i think this is the store it looks like a concession stand well why does everyone talk with their hands like that oh there we go golden raid boss violet and the stage has begun moving and it looks like we got a shiny pokemon as well oh violet might lose in the second match gonna have to throw this thing in the garbage really want to play random respect [Music] the literal definition of nintendo is leave luck to heaven so maybe the power of random is just what they need don't disrespect me i'm a superior race from a different planet man all right we got to start we got to start doing stuff fire blast tail blast face blast face blast is something else you know hang gliding seems like a very scary thing to do let alone one that's strapped with missiles and think about it you got to put a lot of faith in that little triangle just run jump off a cliff hang gliding honey take a good picture i'm dead why did you just get like one one up i think i'll be good i think we could probably make it through the rest of the stage wait i see one and i'm coming for it are you [ __ ] you

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Length: 267min 13sec (16033 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 31 2021