[Vinesauce] Joel - Miitopia ( Part 1 )

all right so i've seen all the memes and and uh which i'm gonna call it um various meme images with the editor of miitopia and uh well we're gonna give give another try and see what it's all about uh i think on the board somebody posted like a bogan or like some memes about that so you know uh i guess i'll give it an official try uh but uh yeah uh this is the demo i guess uh and yeah uh but i had a little trouble i was supposed to stream this yesterday but the uh power cable on the switch died um don't know how that happened so it was actually thanks to bacon that i um managed to to uh borrow a a spare cable because that [ __ ] bought two switches money money uh but anyway uh so we're gonna give it a try and see what it's all about too let's hope this controller is charged i did charge it overnight so we'll see uh let's see here uh ring of dial says is there a new metal that you actually enjoy and why is it a system of a down there's new metal i like you there's a lot of new metal i like actually uh i would say tiny tim uh pretty hardcore slamming stuff and i would definitely say the wiggles uh the wiggles and i go way back uh i i i talked about this before but uh but i i i was going to [ __ ] myself i was trying to listen to a corn album from start to finish and i i won't like stamp my ears [Music] this is one corn album that that i mean if you like coordinates more power to i just can't enjoy that man i mean there's some stuff that's better than others but but there's that like i think second album that has the song twist on it and i want to [ __ ] stab my ears uh have you ever heard the song twist by corn it's the worst [ __ ] thing i've ever heard it goes off for like 25 minutes ah holy [ __ ] [Laughter] okay well uh that's how we start the stream tonight with with twist twist oh by the way new capture chord i totally forgot to tell you that there's a new capture card and uh yeah that's that's going to be a new thing uh the old one broke the old one broke like a like an old old car you know reliable but it did break so now we're talking about the live gamer portable two plus uh yes you know it i just haven't figured out how to do audio yet how do i do this microphone all right [ __ ] it let's let's just let's just do this oh boy yeah by the way is there a background noise besides my if i mute myself because obs is showing up there's like a green line of sound no it's just like no no it's okay okay save data from the demo can be carried over to the full version oh awesome man so i got a confession i don't know what mitopia is um i know there's a great editor to it but i don't know more beyond that really uh but choosing me to represent me oh i got one um i'm gonna be jonathan corn i'm gonna be jonathan corn and go [Music] um all right here we go uh coffee from amiibo oh i can just be well no no let's do let's do a new one let's do a new one crate from likeness uh start from scratch how do i like make those great editors i've seen online uh is that is that here or is that like an external thing yeah you have to get in game first oh then uh wait i got [ __ ] amiibos i got amiibos we got a diddy kong somewhere that's being eaten by summer bugs uh well you know what let's just let's just use my mine and then we'll like do more okay that's me what sort of personality would you say joel has kind energetic laid-back cool air-headed stubborn cautious uh where's [ __ ] cool uh uh let's say so okay listen it's getting a little too condescending all right listen i don't need to have you know this kind of [ __ ] thrown at me alright am i happy with this no but i'll say yes cool and nice face and name okay well i mean it's pretty pretty good but the hair is no longer accurate i got i got a i got to add up to uh that the hair is long again um it was you know it was [ __ ] 27 degrees here like uh yesterday i was in agony because just that you know all right uh hairstyle all right let's see here what what looks the best what looks the best too uh can i get jonathan corn no no i don't look like i got a shitty toupee on it looks like i have a [ __ ] mop on my head that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me where where the [ __ ] where's like the where's the where's the long hair that is like i don't know [ __ ] i i do not take care of it you know that's good that's good that's good that's good all right that'll do that'll do okay there we go hello i'm jesus okay yes personality yeah idiot thank you him so here's metopia everybody uh i've never played this before but one of the reasons i'm playing it is because there's a great character editor in the game and with this character we're gonna be making a lot of characters uh do i press me is that it uh the me characters used in the topic i'll hang out here all right if you want to tweak a me give it a wig or apply makeup it's your one step shop and there's a bunch more features too so drop by anytime okay so menu add me characters all right create from scratch okay uh this is it is this the crazy editor that everybody's using to make like you know more shoes and and bogans and not this oh okay later okay so uh i guess we'll use play here but i have no idea what i'm doing but let's go huh all right well guys meme house season three has officially begun there's a way to do that joke but uh hey whatever wow it's amazing it is a world where every me can live in peace and harmony should i say it was one day it came without warning a great and terrible shadow frightening mytopia my voice is [ __ ] today so i shouldn't even do this but who's splooch on the island [Music] some unspeakable creature made off with p made off with the people's faces i want to take my face off face off i want to take my face off and what was uh oh huh i wanted to make a voice you know i wouldn't call a barbarian voice but hey you know the those stolen faces appeared on monsters oh it's me behold a simple traveler you know i was saying earlier i'm going to do john corn it's not too far off you know it's not too far off you're on now another peaceful day dude i have a neckbeard in this look joel is wandering alone wherever the wind takes him out joel got diarrhea i'm having a religious divine intervention experience okay right oh [Music] this is like is this paper mario like okay hey right yikes okay it's not gonna be that in the stream okay hufflepuff where am i uh joel spice a nearby town low battery it isn't a switch stream without this garbage okay set over here guys this is the demo by the way just just so you know uh mitopia so many faces you can choose any me you like to play the characters parts and you can switch things up later too all right let's fill those roles up with me characters ronnie denny i like denny denny ronnie doofus i like these three okay but i gotta say ronnie it's good looks down on others don't blame him though he's had a hard life ronnie looks like he has no shirt and he's like an alcoholic yelling on the porch goddamn kids and [ __ ] off you know that kind of that kind of fun character uh crate from scratch okay uh start from scratch is this is this the editor that everybody uses or cause i'm just after that i'm just after that i gotta be honest no it isn't okay receive i will not receive anything from ronnie [Music] okay ronnie did porno in the 80s okay make a me first receive what is this this is where it shows my credit card or something be patient well i don't have none receive from where access key wait wait wait a minute can i like immediately go on the boru and press access key and like okay hang on all right hang on let let's let's go on the board right because i know people have already done stuff uh in fact somebody added this right the [ __ ] now somebody added something right the [ __ ] now i'm gonna keep it a secret but hang on if you guys have submissions right now post it on the border and i'll give it a try alright okay this is going to be great who is it who is it uh that isn't who i wanted lunch it's it's not actually no no no no you know what this is it's a creator code so i can download their [ __ ] so what this character well i was looking what what the [ __ ] is this roblox what the [ __ ] is this more i hear no yes yes yes all right but i was looking for something very specific okay that that's [ __ ] that is [ __ ] up okay okay i do like the fecal funny though the reason i have this this code of characters is that twintell added a basically i'm trying to find this twintell did this on the borrow and i want to get this okay that's what i'm after that's what i'm after okay uh uh so you know check the right drill what is this what is this fortnite card okay noob [Laughter] oh here we go here here's the classics but but where's there it is there it is yes yes man now we're talking all right okay wait wait so wait so i gotta okay so wait chad's my family all right uh okay uh what about chilton several killing tour guide who doesn't really do a lot of guiding okay well i'm just gonna i'm just gonna keep going here i think i gotta put it in every [ __ ] time oh jesus christ these are npcs so it doesn't matter i can just keep them as is no okay well you gotta go to history okay okay uh i guess that person got doxxed but sorry sorry there was your switch credit card uh so uh i'm gonna add some of this character some of this some of the crea crater codes here i'm gonna have uh mario there we go looks very nice by the way clara it's gonna be uh it's gonna be luigi [Laughter] pringles [Laughter] yes yes john pringle john pringle hello my name is what is the personality here always in high spears her smile is like a ray of sunshine that's pringles that's pringles baby all right uh denny okay i kind of want to a cheeky child who's oblivious to those a random typical brat okay my name is okay okay what else no banana oh this this collection is fantastic okay uh who should i who should i kk slider what the hell it's so stupid it's so dude dude i'm adding this i'm adding the [ __ ] typical brand ah okay yeah yeah okay alita tries to keep her child in check but her patient is wearing thin all right we're gonna i'm not adjusting at all okay okay uh let's see here uh who should it be who should it be i'm sorry this person i'm just stealing your noob wait wait wait a minute hang on wait a minute so the child is fortnite the parent is roblox what the [ __ ] is this uh yes okay fine he can't even see okay doofus uh despite his flaws still the most level-headed character in town all right i gotta gotta do something good here okay okay somebody said roblox milf let me hang on let me [ __ ] ban that person all right [Music] um with this another roblox and listen my entire meetup it's not going to be a bunch of goddamn robloxes okay uh luigi you know what yes it'll be luigi it'll be luigi it'll be luigi it'll be luigi okay uh and the lovely double couple okay this is gonna be weird but uh here we go who is it going to be sans and sonic uh what is with this goddamn no i'm not doing that all right absolutely not okay uh uh i am doing uh let's see here i kinda wanna do this [ __ ] post face i wanna do this [ __ ] post the fecal funny face okay yes he doesn't really love her but he does enjoy her company and and the lady and the lady will be uh who the [ __ ] will the lady be uh who's the lady okay uh mona lisa [Music] [Laughter] no banana uh okay um is so stupid this is so stupid herobrine [Laughter] more shoes what the hell is this cast of characters it's ridiculous okay what about bowser what about bowser uh maybe peach maybe yeah you know what lovely cannondorf why not why not uh pretty ganondorf ah yeah yeah no no uh maybe pish maybe pish uh okay uh now i gotta find something somebody said you can also go to most popular right now uh popular all right let's see what it's on here uh well these aren't any good like kirby yeah right yeah right neo i don't know none of these are good man the other the other ones were great this one is just like that yeah i don't know oof i like this one though oof it's pretty good uh bayonetta and then we got this [ __ ] thing uh human human all right come on where's like the i kind of like this one i kind of like this one right here look at that exclamation mark oh so what's with the zelda i sound like right man okay okay oh alien i i kind of want to guys i kind of want to i kind of want to i gotta i kind of want to um but there's also uh guys what's going to be alien or toad alien alien ale and ale and ellen we might have to do a poll about this uh okay everybody okay i i i checked the boris now there's so many people that have have posted but keep adding keep adding uh marcianito is best but aliens should be party member okay okay fine let's just keep looking there let's keep looking then uh beyonce this is stupid as [ __ ] beyonce [Music] do it no i can't have beyonce beyond all these like memes that is stupid as hell do it do it i mean what the [ __ ] can we just not do mona lisa instead i think mona lisa is funnier okay but this has a better mo oh my god we're doing burger king okay okay right now she only has ice for him but for how long the burger king the greatest piece of beef okay uh who else burger guys we're doing the burger burger wait a minute is is the ronald mcdonald in this there is [Music] like no [ __ ] mcdonald's mcdonald's and you fresh scrambled eggs sausage hot cakes [Music] juice we're doing the burger i will add more later but so far this is what i'm doing okay i just noticed how how much of a corporate sellout i am like it's just products on the stream mug [ __ ] snook juice [ __ ] pringles [ __ ] mcdonald's lead let's just it's just a bunch of [ __ ] advertisements you know sellout streamer all right all right well let let's go man let's do this okay no this is terrible man okay uh all right uh here's my [ __ ] adventure [Music] just wiped out tomato town we got a victory royale okay [Music] few bit boring today i'm not doing voices today because my voice is [ __ ] okay huh what's up with you monsters people's faces you're having a laugh green store is a peaceful place fine i'll do the [ __ ] voice i'll do the voice but all right a place to leave all your woes behind okay but then the problem is how the [ __ ] do i voice pringles soon gushing granny pringle are you hungry hungry why not have some pringles it's exquisite cuisine come on in and purchase this chip chip come enjoy these crisps what's that you're going to get doritos instead really now now you think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chip chips you will regret that purchase oh joyous day isn't the weather just beautiful oh an adventure why the long face you can't go around looking like that come on give us a smile you know you want to a smile brings happiness don't you know [Music] [Laughter] hey [Laughter] no no no no no this is so dumb man uh i'm a dragon i am we got a number one victory or yeah yeah fourteen without get down hey are you also regretting having a child okay get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town my friend just got down how do i remember the lyrics of that too stop it 19 dollars for that card i can't see [ __ ] calm down or you'll hurt yourself this child has me at my wit's end oh an adventure please excuse me my child is so hyperactive i really worry for his future we got a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we're about to get down get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town sorry that song is gonna be drilled in your [ __ ] cranium tonight [Laughter] okay joy and weirdberg dior he you're so pretty weirdberg you're so smart shitpost i feel like i'm dreaming shall i pinch you glad the the game just did face cam on me okay here's chat [Music] sarki bloke what we don't see your type often you hear visiting or something yeah some kind of relaxation holiday is it must be so nice for you i'm so jealous what is that face smug here we go welcome adventurer i'm the mayor of this town i take it you spoke at all the townsfolk yes greenough's a nice town but i made you so i wouldn't say that map huh well [ __ ] look at me for with another voice terrible but relax i should do captain lou for mario right too you know what in the world is that do the mario what in the world is that i'm not gonna do voices tonight all right listen my voice is destroyed okay so just for this one demo just enough okay who where what how what is it weird burger oh dude that that burger is on anu's face this can't be good why is chad happy about destruction this can't be good oh no it's the dark lord wait can i make the dark lord is the dark lord like the satan of the game [Music] yes well ladies and gentlemen somebody's posted something on the boru and it's going this is the one voice i will do tonight this one one single voice okay incredible this one is very fitting very fitting and i think you'll enjoy it [Music] that that is fantastic that is fantastic man i am the dark lord skeletor i've come to wreak havoc on terror on this miserable little world and i'm starting with you he-man i mean people of green horn it's time for your first taste of truth here say goodbye to your feces [Music] [Laughter] oh my heavens [Laughter] well i think this should do nicely for now now listen here you faceless freaks i hope you like i hope you like a life of wordless terror because that's all you've got now and to those of you left behind take a nice long look at your poor little friends and despair bye-bye i was gonna do a joke here but like it's too there are certain limits where i will not do a joke okay listen they're not funny [Music] do it anyway joel well no no this joke is too dumb it's just it's it's it's literally beyond me do it no ball laws but the joke was that because luigi looks like he's struggling with a poo and like see it's it's not funny at all i was just gonna have him like squirt a little like that but that joke is not funny maybe i should talk to the people too hello mario do you not even have to do the voicing oh they're they're kind of a little creepy actually look at that too [Laughter] 19 fortnite card my poor baby don't panic don't panic oh adventurer i beg you please please help my 19 fortnight card yes no no i'll i'll do that i can't i can't say no like no to goddamn 19 fortnight card oh thank you ever so much i know please take this it's our family's good luck charm what is it 20 fortnight card okay i fear the dark lord still lurks nearby could you look outside town for him i sure can okay how's shitpost doing you're vibing man okay where's weird bird's pretty face uh now she can't even whisper sweet nothings all right oh god it is a little creepy all right and luigi of course um help crikey or crikey what oh oh okay crikey i got my finger in his bottle ripper okay [Music] is someone trying to be a hero give 19 dollar fortnite cards face back [Laughter] what is this scene what you mean this rant what the [ __ ] am i playing hey skelter give me my fortnite v box back maybe i will give this one back to you on one condition how were you in a fight wait a minute what is this dream be seeing you if you survive that is thanks keltor we got a fortnight slime we have a goddamn fortnite slime just wiped out tomato town okay oh no the antique charm is glowing my jail crystal and a voice is coming from it make some [ __ ] noises joel can you hear me no oh what what good fortune this is now you may not believe what i am about to tell you but i am god i am a god okay uh i thought it was jesus learning about jehovah about yahweh okay father what please just hear what i have to say it seems you're in a spot of bother much you know you know what you know what this stream is getting to the point where i was gonna put zero effort in but i think there's a little little something we can add to it that is a little better hang on [ __ ] this bit i can't get it to [ __ ] work the cornflake smack is dead the joke was that i was going to do uh that one thing we did in the pub g [ __ ] where where did he i'm the voice of god you know the pac-man 2 thing you know she's trying to better spot my child you know that that that [ __ ] but unfortunately we can't do that so whatever [ __ ] it would you like a little help yes excellent excellent i restored apparently the power gone you cannot use jobs okay my roles in battle some are tailored more towards fighting while others may be better at healing okay you represent the types of clothes you can wear are determined by your job that's discrimination man you know just because i dress like a metalhead doesn't mean that i'm not qualified for [ __ ] mcdonald's okay i have dreams have fun uh i'm a pop star i'm a chef i'll be sword man okay that's right pop star shitty zelda smell the would you look at that oh this should be enough for you to deal with the dark lord fiends now fire the jaw give him waterfall the way my god voice is sort of like orson welles but he's crying uh here goes nothing here i go [Music] okay [ __ ] sake all right all right so uh all right so can you start who needs pokemon when you got this okay hey we did it my v box we that's right we got a victory royale fortnite we're about to get down all right said i'm talking about a nice one slime jelly all right if this game keeps being [ __ ] posted like this i'll probably stream the entire thing excellent work young joe i was nothing now now that child should be safe as well oh thanks for looking up now return to green hometown okay okay ridiculous man all right let's get out of here man [Music] just wiped out tomato powder i'm back oh my preach oh my poor sweet 19 fortnight card are you okay you're not hurt are you i'm fine oh thank the stars and thank you kind traveler please take this as a thank you gift too 200 g's man dude that's way more v than uh that you know oh wonderful is wonderful now then joel my child i have another task for you you do i have seen the needs of the dark lord's character this make quite a mess and it's putting it mildly and so i must ask you backwards well unfortunately you have no say in the matter it really is a role-playing game at this point guys the game can't [ __ ] continue until you say yes you you [ __ ] cockhead do it did you hold me for saving you from that monster oh thanks god [ __ ] god this power should help you contend with skeletor they're gonna have to talk lord you hold the warrior expect great things for you oh is that santa claus wait a minute santa claus satan wait a minute my friend has gone down i revived him now we're heading southbound all right choosing me for each traveler uh oh who are these who are these characters who are these characters uh let's see here uh snaps takes pictures of travelers in the hope that he can sell them off all right let's check the board here see if there's any candidates that could work well for this [Music] uh more shoe more shoes that could work these are just more npcs okay yeah but whatever asskull a novel who voiced squeezes on unsuspecting adventurers okay okay risk's life on him to get his letters to the designated destination okay uh mariko a fan of a certain games company she's very interested in amiibo she's the corporate tie-in you know and flavio a critic in search of the choices eats he has a strange taste and food all right all right okay okay a strange taste in food huh hmm uh let's let's google this found it i found it don't you love when you're cool [ __ ] and they're like the craziest metopia demo players are making some insane creations game revolution and you actually click on the [ __ ] article and it doesn't show the [ __ ] codes just wow check this out we stole a bunch of content for clickbank okay i keep searching okay i'm gonna i'm gonna hide it anyway just to like tease you guys and be like hey i want to see the link so it'll just be like the clickbait articles [Laughter] [Music] could i have done better that's a question right yes for all has been assigned all right so snaps uh takes pictures of travelers and they hope they can sell them off uh let's do another one you can find the codes here by the way these are the codes for each one of these i'm gonna go back to this this person's creations because they had a pretty good collection going um okay uh who else uh jesus christ what the [ __ ] was that was that was that the goddamn capture card yes it was but it's safe it's okay okay near that heart attack there um okay uh what else we did noob already uh bowser ganondorf wasping pc i'll tell you this much um there has been several wasps around my house when i was barbecuing today i was looking because the you know the the attraction to meet for a wasp is you know they love it and i have my window open when i'm streaming so uh you know uh we might have to get a new one what's this description again take pictures of travelers and hope you can sell them off i could work here who could be funny i wonder is there a website you can look up characters for and if i make a me here this is not the editor you want this is not the editor you want right to see what chat says um no it's not it's a different editor okay so where's the super editor that everybody uses i don't get it okay well i tell you what i will tell you what i had i had a really funny one of mine but i don't think anyone has done it uh i was i was gonna do fuzzy pickles from earthbound but nobody thought of that idea i think so i'm gonna just leave it and use something else instead um it's fine somebody has one look i'd love a code everybody you can if you can find fussy pickles on or on on a coat i will put it in i will put it in no battery yeah low battery i know i know i know all right we got a code here holy [ __ ] this person has a lot this version has a lot of these uh pain uh i'm using more of these these are fantastic guy is that [ __ ] german yes it is well these are great these are great but what the [ __ ] uh where's where's where's uh fuzzy pickles [Music] um this guy fieri i see that but where's fuzzy pickles is that jerry seinfeld yes it is first one that's not that's not that's not fussy pickles what is that the [ __ ] is this looks nothing like him nothing like him at all [ __ ] up um i'll use somebody else i'll use somebody else for this uh kirby you know what kibby why not kibby why not ki be you know mario peace you know what it's mario piss uh i'll just keep this one in the uh i mean i'm not gonna use any of those but uh these are crap characters anyway you're not gonna see them okay okay uh let's go unpopular and see if there's anything else i can use oh here we go here we go these are way better now man look at this this warrior is a robotnik okay okay eat food okay goomba i guess we got him we got him we got him okay we got the boss baby we got it is that patrick who's ron [Laughter] captain hook uh ah yeah you got to have the funny perfect pie ah bro fist okay uh bane these are the most popular by the way these are the most popular on the miitopia by the way um could you [ __ ] believe it miss piggy this gotta be kermit this gotta be kermit come on that kirby is so shitty i kind of like it human human i don't know i'm picking human but i am human okay and fade wrist life and limp to get his letters to the designated i was gonna do the postman uh i was gonna do postman for majora's mask in ocarina of time but uh they're too specific you know postman pet okay okay somebody says they have a real code a real cool but i'm very skeptical because it's probably going to be funny uh i was wrong i totally owe it to this person i was in the wrong here they have a perfect [ __ ] cameraman from earthbound perfect [ __ ] or i mean this this is it they have a great collection there was just scrolling really quickly but they have a perfect [ __ ] camera man that's that's him man that is him um we we need snow see we need snow sea in the in the thing later this miyamoto well this collection is just oh that [ __ ] eddie wow though that looks really good what double d tiki that is fantastic no way no way no way hey man these are fantastic man what the [ __ ] these look really good oh there we go okay so i guess maybe they're shared no way no way oh my god computer over very yes that that's dr phil eminem i love dr phil eminem [Music] oh my god i might have to i might have to man all these are great all these are great okay uh yo hello what the hell is this wait a minute oh my this gordon freeman this is gordon freeman so i mean a postman character but but but what is a good postman character uh what the [ __ ] uh i mean no that doesn't work either that doesn't work out i was thinking of the pokemon snap guy um excuse me oh my all right uh we have to pick something wait a minute what abe lincoln abe lincoln is it was like post-related you know there was like somebody delivering the the uh well no i'm thinking of the [ __ ] the declarance of independence that's what happened way later in american history i was thinking of george washington [ __ ] idiot i don't know my american history that well that was benjamin franklin well whatever listen i don't i don't live in the states all right i don't need to know that oh my okay uh i i kind of i kind of just want to get palpatine delivering my mail wait a minute annoyed the noise delivers pizza this is it yes risk life on them to get this letter to the yes that's it that's it man avoid the noise all right uh that means we have two left so corporate time character a fan of certain video game company that should be [ __ ] post mario that should be shitpost mario everybody here's the here's the code if you want it by the way change the camera man i'll i'll i'll change the camera too the fuss of pickles but this this one has to be [ __ ] post mario where is it uh there it is okay okay guys stretched stretched or non-stretched stretched okay okay let me also fix this let me also fix this you know you're not the worst thing about this is we're adding so much effort i mean about really my effort compared to what these people have created is like substantially like less but but just like we're making a perfect thing here and it's just gonna be like they have one voice line in the entire demo so it's like who cares you know all right and [ __ ] is gonna be uh an oddball who voiced quizzes on unsuspecting travelers uh the uh owl from ocarina of time uh dr phil dr phil m m dr phil you got it chet you got it okay where is he where is he oh [ __ ] hell that's it man that's that's it that's it unbelievable man oh god an all-star cast too okay saddle up what was that i ate yesterday this is really turning to stream dialogue yeah [Music] uh-oh who is it this is like strong uh pokemon vibes i gotta say the music and everything did game freaks make this no oh i murdered my second thing huh okay you've seen the face flying off the monster i take it too whoever owned that face says has you to thank for freeing it too just like that young scamper you met earlier but other way defeating monsters helps people get their faces back in so keep defeating monsters and help as many people as you can can you do that for me joel okay satan i mean santa all right level up that's right all right look at that all right i'm kicking ass now but i can't come here from like him i had an existential question man you can all be to speed it up okay really oh well i'm i'm there oh here is some trouble uh i don't think i can do this looks like you're in a hot water very well help us on the way amigo [Music] she's a me that you want to travel with oh [ __ ] uh give me a second who's it gonna be okay um let's check the boar real quick actually i'm gonna i'm gonna be a little bit of a bastard i'm gonna be right back i'm gonna do a brb come back and then we got a little bit more of this coming up so uh sit tight and uh more utopia just went out tomato town okay uh i got a link you have already guessed it you have already guessed the chat too boom friend friend okay uh he is uh he's cool a cool friend he's cool what do you say if it's best i mean he's kind kind and friend uh cool cool is perfect okay laid back laid back kind cool laid back do kind do it okay fine i'll do kind pick a job what are jobs what what is what is what is good for friend he is uh it's a mage cleric cleric jeff now i have something else intended for for that don't worry uh everybody wants chef mage thief kind of like thief he still he steals your grapes or whatever um i wanna do i'm gonna do cleric cleric works i think thief thief thief okay fine i'll do thief poop star poop star a friend is a gremlin so thief is best too uh do cleric i'm gonna do cleric i'm declared because i like him as a support character you know so you just heal people because he doesn't enjoy murder actually does enjoy murder a lot violence okay i'm just gonna do this dude that's perfect for the [ __ ] hat he's the pop dude that that's good yes i'm friend the kind cleric yes dude uh let's do this pope friend okay uh you let's see the other ones how does mage look kind of kind of uh thief looks like okay that is [ __ ] adorable top star uh i like that too i like that because the hat is fitting too but the chef okay it's good but i gotta say i gotta say cleric in my opinion is the best like this one is almost almost the swedish hat you know uh i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this okay there we go how'd i get here [Laughter] let me help you sure okay all right friends oh wait if he hits them with a stick okay this is this is kind of like cannon oops airheaded wrong target joel uh hey it's fitting it's it's very fitting it's very fitting it's very fitting [Laughter] friend's eyes when it gets hit is the best okay murder i think that's it all right all right nice one thanks for that okay so you're off to save the world huh can i join you sure nice to meet you dance friend join your team oh [ __ ] about silly your friends should become good friends as you journey deeper your friendship the more powerful it will become okay any goal line about somebody says so you're following god's orders you look like jesus and you got pope's friend it's a religious game you know [Laughter] uh something on the ground banona okay christian streamer i feel like i take on the world we'll make it through this should we add the other party hey friend wait banana one half okay eating them okay all right all right i want some new clothes guys we gotta add jonathan jonathan corn later we gotta have jonathan cornham goblin goblin that goblin has a funny nose let's just say that some something something about that nose i don't know funny goblin all right here we go so i i just attacked the wrong target huh i mean that's fine droopy knows yeah it's a little droopy a little dippy okay uh so friend can friend do anything like skill related uh or so something you you get as you level up what a breeze not yet okay goblin ham it is the wrong target more damage okay okay feeling good you might be right because you know we have to play to this i'm just gonna get this ready so tired me too i'm wondering how long i can last to wait what's that i found it in oh yeah that's what i'm talking about come on let's go let's get our heads down for it praise be to the satan [Music] it's offered to you to pick a room when two characters share a room their relationship will naturally grow the closer the characters are the more they'll help out each other in battle just pop them in in the room of your choice and watch them how they get on okay well let me tell you something i'm gonna tie something meme house three we got him boys budget budget okay right uh arcade what's this roulette oh um you know you got no game tickets okay okay cannot be fun treasure chest can i buy one can i buy one win gold oh you need arcade okay all right there you fancy game of rock paper scissors i got 500 oh [ __ ] really okay it's come on kid give us your best shot they only cost one game ticket oh [ __ ] oops oh i'll be waiting for you uh whatever mate everybody's australia in this game crikey eat group spend gold let's let's spend some gold here everybody oh change rooms oh no no no move friend in okay so i just pick them and like okay so how do i do uh shella shell out some ghoul for your team help them by the things you want you may want snacks okay okay they can come back with all sorts of stuff oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want i want a bronze sword okay that looks like a like a popsicle should i i should right yeah let's do that that's right that's right that's right equip yes all right so so i naturally give friend a shotgun here right morning vestments what's this i can't even afford it though okay uh eatgroup group the food that you can find your journey can be fed to your team members okay all right incidentally the amount of their stats will increase is directly linked to how much people like the food if you if they don't like what they eat they don't expect them to see much more proof and well friend only spaghetti you know that instead feed them their favorite food and watch them go for strength okay uh let's try out the goblin ham sure to me joe didn't mind it okay what about the honey to friend not that tasty slime jelly all right friend a friend is very content all right good how about me dislikes that's good that's good this shit's good right here let's do this dislikes dislikes [Laughter] okay see what i feel about it i'm content too what is this face okay oh like full up already okay uh i guess that's it okay all right so let's set off i guess yes let's go him he's like chips for dinner yuck that's right how long is this demo by the way i'm just curious saddle up are you okay atlanta had the friend friend was grateful to joel dance it's three hours long any goal line about to thought you'd say that oh goblin goblin okay whole bee when traveling oh yeah i like our friends abilities just to hit things with a stick like that's it frankie in the level all right the story is p oh there we go now now frank can do [ __ ] okay i think i'm pulling my weight all right what about here is mara's face somewhere around here it'd be stuck to a monster right who knows it well let's search and hope it doesn't find us i don't know why this is reminding me like of early 2000s video game web comics like i i just met in these characters as like 8-bit sprites going on like existential adventures talking about taxes and stuff you know that's [ __ ] [Laughter] i hate it i hate it i hate it thanks friend all right this is the first boss i guess new skill cure that's right that's right that's right all right you know what i'll show you how to do things downtown in brooklyn in brooklyn that's right too damn he's smacking me up man all right next next okay nice one all right here we go finally okay like youtube poop speed you know i got a letter dear joel thanks for the help for the 19 fortnight card it's a little something for your trouble from okay outing tickets okay i know what that is all right it's a fortnite card dude how much how much do i have a hundred i said still not enough still enough outings outing ticket here hire up and give it to someone so they can go on out what is an out thing what is that not quite a date but just two people hanging out together the relationship between characters will go on an audit will get deeper okay so this is where i like put d.o together with like uh deodorant and [ __ ] like that and it just begins once again you know garfield and lasagna blah blah blah blah just two friends here's two friends so how how about we wait for that until we get like wesker and then we have like wesker and chris together uh yes finally these two friends forget we're getting that [ __ ] post mario we have to get him he is so stupid [Music] hi hello i'm mario 64. would you would you say you're a nintendo fan no no a what now how can he not know he doesn't know he doesn't know i'm nintendo's number one fan so i've heard of these figures you can get they're called amiibo ah yes are they [Music] i wonder what they look like if you have one would you mind showing it off to me but really yay can i see it fine that's a problem uh i have uh all my amiibos are above my window and i'm not tall enough to [ __ ] get them i don't know how the [ __ ] well i had a ladder to get a it's like right up on the ceiling it's it's like what is it uh i mean i could try to [ __ ] get it but it's it's really tall and high up uh and i was barbecuing earlier i can probably get my like uh grill picks you know the the the clasps or whatever and try to get them down but it's like it's gonna be [ __ ] impossible no i could probably get diddy down to do this i need a fork gang on for [ __ ] sake oh just get down [Music] oh [ __ ] don't [ __ ] there he is ridiculous man ridiculous yeah good luck getting that guy up again what the [ __ ] okay here we go drop them [ __ ] joel manlet i'm gonna tell you something let me tell you something you're absolutely right about that okay so it's just on top like this there we go thank you so much you're welcome miyamoto amiibos are so great too why don't you take this if you have more feel free to show them to me i'm not getting my captain falcon out i'm not let's go check on mario wow who oh is my face back on that's a relief sticking a poor fella's face on a monster who'd even do that anyway thank you enough for that let's get out of here all right and we're heading heading here now jesus christ saddle up slow down [Music] uh you can get caution from evos i can dress up as diddy kong now uh joel if you see this uh it's probably been asked before but i'm curious to know what your favorite metal genres are i'm really like power metal true viking power metal like this [Music] twist twist okay and i'm also leveling up too oh you can just hold [ __ ] down and the levels go really quickly [Laughter] all right victory thanks god okay yeah here they go i want a cat uh we need dr meow on this team are we at the end yet all right look the class looked like a slime jelly what looks more to me like a juicy goblin ham i'm so hungry okay somebody chat says joel don't play corn again he's hanging my wi-fi password uh the tough path or the easy path what do you guys think tough i'm tough i am hard man i drink chili sauce all right goblin goblin so uh newtopia was also on a ds right is this a remake of that game or uh 3ds 3ds right right cure 3ds and at least a remake but for people that have played the 3ds game would you say this game is better yes sir it is oh i'm about to die here give the divine power yeah what's this oh hp sprinkles power oh well thanks god oh you're waking me power if you lose history you won't be able to fight much longer you should make the sprinklers recover before you okay hold people on the sprinklers only have limited number of users make sure you use them nicely event good god you thank you god my job that's right all right plot armor all right like it no no come on friend [ __ ] him up it has his own meat creator system yeah yeah i've been trying to like get to that but it's like there's two me editors in this game apparently there's one that's like basic and there's one that's really good and i'm trying to get to that but i can't i don't know what's up with that too okay there we go the god sprinkle jewel with piss sprinkles spit sprinkles ah okay okay get in get in we're killing you jump slash okay goblin hammerhead bit out of breath finn what's this i thought it was a mimikyu damn that's a lot of juice man look at that [ __ ] i'm down to clown fighting in all right all right we're buying a new hat for friend because a friend really wants one so uh you know excuse me show off low battery learn to low battery impress your friends by doing extremis your enemies oh sweet okay daunting someone's at the door since you can't company who is it it's a new team member defeating the dark lord would be difficult with only two of you so i called a new team member to come and join you give them a more welcome oh but who is it who will it be who will it be will it be a classic or will it um i tell you what i'm gonna show you off right now who is it gonna be oh i don't know you tell me yeah yeah um kind energetic laid back cool airheads stubborn or cautious uh energetic cool what would you say it's pretty cool right yeah it's pretty cool all right what is the job for for bulk here uh thief i mean he was in jail after all you know what that's pretty good it's pretty good all right you know what i think that we got it already here hey what what's what the oh you see that is that just me there's like some snook on the oh corruptions snusky the old looks like an eyeball all right glitch in the matrix it's bonzy's aura that's all right nice to meet you amber bogan a motif i'm looking forward to traveling with you all right all right be sure to make bulk pocket feel welcome to your team by the way i thought i'd call another member i wonder what became of them well i'm sure they'll show up eventually for now your party are free okay okay no no we gotta okay you know i'll stay the [ __ ] out of here uh let's let's buy friend a new hat a friend friend wants bananas okay fine i'll buy a banana okay one banana please all right uh and bogan wants a new armor it looks like bulk morgan wants some leather gear oh yes feel feeling uh guys we're doing it we're doing it right now show it off show it off yes that's good that's good that's good that's good what what color what color [Music] leather clubs two blocks down guys can i pick anything but but hot [ __ ] gamer pink i mean come on i am gamer you know um all right and i want to get bottle on too that's right dude you know what i can't wait for uh i'm gonna make some milkshakes i'm gonna put i'm gonna buy a banana tomorrow i'm gonna buy some vanilla ice cream and some milk and just like blend that [ __ ] myself love it so nice to do banana milkshakes all right it wants to spend some well well i'm done with this let's use a outer ticket uh the cafe how about how about friend and bogan [Laughter] gam games banana water uh let's go to the arcade let's go to the arcade let's go to the arcade roulette friendship ended with joble okay here we go okay okay all right all right okay okay jolly john tickets i don't know what that is but uh you want fancy geology i don't know what that is who should get jolly jolly john tickets what what is it what is this friend strip club uh friend will get i don't know what it is but passport money clean undies selfie stick come on let's go already okay like what what is this what what what is happening what they left without me the pair of them enjoy the trip together you [ __ ] it was so much fun i knew it was there too god damn it okay i also like to live dangerously hang on oh mamma mia what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] was that pink screen all right anyway we're back with me topia hello some more investments wait is this what friend wanted just now pretty sure it was right who should get the more investments my friend of course he wants it to it looks like a little acorn or something no you know what it looks like it looks like toilet paper okay well i can see his collar okay we gotta go with the with the friend green we gotta go with friend green you know yeah play again all right we have one last one let's go for that too joe your capture card looks like [ __ ] because it's usb 2.0 only you should have got the live x gamer extreme 2 which is usb 3.0 not the portable you think it looks like [ __ ] i think it looks okay i mean one guy okay uh we got another morning investment let's see how bulk morgan looks like in it oh wait oh yeah i can't he can't actually use it [ __ ] sorry i didn't read that uh all right well uh that's that's that the sound seems way off though does it too no isn't one guy the funniest meme on twitch it's like deliberate misinfo for the point of like haha streamer mildly confused he the time was wasted got them he okay all right wigs and makeup what's this is this a thing crack now this is it huh makeup counter all right here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is it this is this is the one right other uh masker add makeup okay oh this is what they're using kind of like a wrestling editor i get it i get it okay and at this point i can probably change the size and everything ah that's what it is that's what it is so now i have like a super mouth okay how do i use okay and size like this um give me the chip okay well i gotcha i don't know how to do this but uh no i don't wanna i wanna remove it i wanna remove it [ __ ] it no no nothing no oh for [ __ ] sake yeah tips for dinner okay uh edit makeup change color the blood blood okay no delete delete delete please there we go all right well uh i had i had a i had a suspicion it was kind of like a wrestling editor but uh you know all right all right blood all right let's go guys soon wait wait wait no no no no no no no no no i was i'm ready to play what the hell no no i'm done no i'm not done set off okay yeah yeah i got you got to go to go to yeah yeah yeah yeah all right well here's the boys you know what uh no no no no no no no no no no no no don't leave [ __ ] bulk behind jesus christ no no no no go no go back to the inn for [ __ ] no guys guys no no no we left bulk behind [ __ ] okay do the other path no really all right let's try out the uh jump slash let's go jump flash gift of divine power so i was barbecuing today and i asked uh bacon because bacon is a meme lord um and i asked him what the [ __ ] is the baby because chat will never tell me what it is because they're just using emojis and going let's go i'm like yeah but what's the what's the joke here let's go yeah but what's the funny let's go it reminds me a lot of space station 13. i was like how do i play this game clown yeah i get it funny clown but how do you actually play it and it frustrated the [ __ ] out of me and i was wondering what is this meme and people are just let's go and apparently the baby is like a mumble rapper guy and the whole joke is that in one of the songs he says let's go and that's the joke there's nothing more than that that that's that's pretty awesome i mean really yeah okay yeah i'm talking about the baby on stream uh all right uh let's go to the end here right i did it by mistake sorry yeah all right they want they want to eat some grub to eat some food all right uh look at friend uh-uh okay how do you feel about it i mind it too butterfly honey friend likes that yeah all right let's see what borgin likes here [Music] oh yes happy tastes like poo and the friend didn't like goblin ham right no he does he does [Laughter] yeah you have some more ice he's full he's full that's a full face i get it too all right so i'm talking about all right has joel ran into the twerkies yet what all right and we're gonna have both working with us there we go he doesn't know no i don't know all right here we go huh here they call them huh this is dark lord hmm well look who it is [Music] you just keep turning up like a bad penny dark lord skeletor prepare to taste defeat too oh that was a good one well seems you want it so much let's dance hold it right there who is it who dares oh [ __ ] the great sage oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] new character huh new character oh god uh who would be who it be hmm there's only one character that we need to do unfortunately unfortunately i don't think there is anybody who has made a cbt wizard so you might have to settle on someone that isn't a cbt wizard uh there is really cbt wizard me topia oh yeah well i found one i found one uh in animal crossing but that's not the same [Laughter] okay make it yourself well it's going to take too long it's going to take well let's just look at the other thing you know did you see that luke skywalker's playing skeleton the new he-man series i did i did i did see that but i'm a little worried because skelter can only have [ __ ] skeletons suck my ball like if he sounds like hey man you want to come [ __ ] with me huh well i'll tell you what how about you suck my boney man like he he didn't sound like that in the he-man 2000s cartoon just i'm a [ __ ] bad guy like no make him sound goofy uh you know i'm a [ __ ] badass mark hamill does the joker yeah but we'll see we'll see i'm optimistic but i'm also worried so uh all right let's let's see if this person did have a cbt wizard i i doubt it but uh no i don't think so uh who who shalt be who shalt be the great sage not granted for [ __ ] sake uh zeus great the great soos that's so stupid that's so stupid um kermit he's kermit kind of i kind of like it i kind of like it steve here's another friend by the way looks pretty good please do cersei uh we gotta get all the memes as like primary characters though green gang granddaddy let's see what else we got here on the in the collection okay you can change it later maybe but uh let's see here uh oh no i have a i have a [ __ ] idea right where is he where is he i saw him before i saw him before god damn it too was that character is called balls just now where is he where is he damn it i saw him i know i saw him i know i saw him a wharf uh damn it somebody goddamn oh that's a great toad oh that's a great toad what the hell okay nope no no no hang on keep going keep going keep going where was he i must have missed him i must have missed him darius i think this is great to have all papi i think this is great too a wise and powerful mage who roams the world helping others yes [Laughter] so you're this dark lord i've been hearing so much about you won't be getting your way for much longer not if i have anything to say about it unlimited power didn't anybody ever tell you nobody likes a party pooper i might just let you live this time bye for now and breathe how do you do they call me palpatine i'm a traveling mage i'm joel i'm low low battery intriguing so you're on a quest to defeat the dark lord yeah but but you feel you're not strong enough yeah i say i sense a strange power within you though you might not think it's much now but continue your journey and you'll go from strength to strength so just hang in there got it if fortune is on our side we'll meet again until then that's perfect that's [ __ ] perfect oh oh who are these guys uh oh stern okay stern whatever royalty or hell of beans what whatever royalty or a hill of beans he'll defend it with his life guys at an eddie add that and eddie now oh no that's the previous one uh hang on hang on hang on hang on now hang on boys he love beans there's four well i'll do roth okay uh how about this it's just a bunch of [ __ ] suits just a bunch of sus [Laughter] no you know what green blue yellow and red [Laughter] i'm doing it i'm doing it try to [ __ ] stop me i'm doing it i'm doing it [Laughter] it looks like he'd try hard but really couldn't give a monkey suit because carl carl pilkington uh talking okay i wonder if i have well yes yes we do we have a green one here [Laughter] oh god there we go does anybody else feel like in the wreckage show was a podcast really but does anybody else feel like carla is right most of the times and ricky is just screaming at carl for being an idiot where in reality ricky being so close-minded and so older than now kind of pedantic kind of like car you idiot he's kind of really the idiot here because he's the one that can't just relax and enjoy life the way carl does like you'd rather be a idiot that is content with life rather than be a potato [ __ ] like ricky he just comes across as an [ __ ] really and well steve's just kind of there steve is kind of there being tall all right uh i don't think i have more more but uh how about this wouldn't this be funny right too i'm doing it i'm doing it it's so dumb it's so dumb it's so [ __ ] dumb [Music] you're that guy okay uh all right is there a there's another crewmate i just wish wait a minute i can probably edit them right i can make them like yellow and stuff did anybody else see a crewmate that was like blue or whatever because we just need one one more you know either this guy what if i take him doesn't mind slacking off it's green green horn for crying out loud there was another germa really yes there is for [ __ ] sake all right fine whatever fine whatever [Laughter] that's so bad that's so bad i feel so bad for germa man germa did not ask for this kind of like super meme like i swear to god the amugus [ __ ] posting like it made german to goddamn celebrity like like germa's always been super super good at what he does but the the amugus [ __ ] posting like my god the guy did not deserve that you know he didn't deserve to have ever brought in the plan to be like you're that guy you know he did ask for it i don't think so [Music] okay yeah he literally hates it i'd rather have my own green gang edits you know i i don't want these i don't want these they are too [ __ ] posty you know keep them keep them okay make him suffer no germa doesn't need to suffer you know germa's a good guy i'm the one who needs to suffer from my from my loud [ __ ] posts you know my all my [ __ ] like that i need to be bonked in the [ __ ] head for that now we need we need to remove we need to remove these i i hate them too much unironically uh wait a minute crate from scratch uh likeness well i can't really make these right to uh can i like modify an existing one that's already in here huh joe last chord in your history list it has a blue sushi okay do you mean last code like this [Music] uh nope there is however krust okay we're talking about the last one that we used this one oh no there it is there it is mugus there you go yes [Laughter] i like the tiny face on this one all right uh it's perfect no i don't want to do the [ __ ] germasus all right he doesn't he doesn't need that all right listen listen i i generally feel [ __ ] bad for him i'm serious like like kayfabe like streamer mask off listen if the guy generally doesn't enjoy this kind of [ __ ] i'm not going to start to piss and piss in this and like contribute to it and i'd rather not have that if he unironically doesn't want it i'm not gonna have my friend actually be poo pooed on with a bunch of memes he doesn't enjoy so i rather not contribute to it if the guy if the guy does not like it then then i don't like it because it's making him [ __ ] have anxiety and feel stressed out so i'd rather not do that i mean i get it's funny and innocent but like if he doesn't like it man you know i'd rather have i'd rather have something i'd rather have a full team of amugus you know i think that's funnier ironically like i could have another one i could have another one because if you look at this this one looks sussy as [ __ ] this one doesn't this one looks ah you know they all are stupid and perfect but there's one that is fake you know there's one that's fake somebody said that there's uh there's a there's a yellow one did somebody say that there's a yellow one hang on you're not you're not talking about this are you you're not talking about this i hope who's yimi what's jimmy okay uh somebody didn't say that are you talking about this are you talking about goddamn vibe check you're talking about goddamn vibe check [Music] noob no no no no no no no no okay hang on hang on hang on somebody said check check the boru the borah might have answers for us here hang on uh let's see here oh god there's a lot on the border right now um would it be too much to ask that somebody uh can really upload uh a yellow amugus super quickly if someone could do that that would be incredible but but what is this by the way this is what are these called uh uh merklins whooper whoop sir mudkip murloc it's called murloc joel murloc murloc okay uh well what is with this [ __ ] murloc what this yeah what's the joke what am i missing it's cut from the opening it's it's just it's a meme joel so murloc is a meme now this okay murloc k okay check some more here check some more he doesn't no no i don't know okay uh i'm gonna see if there's any more so see here that's the crewmate i got from but uh [Laughter] well that's another really good skeletor actually my god okay uh who else uh will smith this then awesome gex for playstation [ __ ] what [ __ ] outta here okay uh we gotta have heat man at some point we gotta have heat man at some point too here's a reminder that that bender's voice actor was also uh waka and final fantasy x and he was also gears of war man that i forgot the name of okay uh this bubble bowl it's another chat by the way uh but that's not what we want we want oh look at that look at that that's [ __ ] great look at that oh my god that's great oh my god hello hey bros yeah bodacious okay that's a great wharf by the way uh lanky kong okay anything else that that catches my attention uh cd cdi ganon imac g3 hey it's clippy what the [ __ ] okay is that is that monkey from a [ __ ] apostate dude that's a great ash what yo look at that kenny my god these are so good they are ridiculous man okay i kind of want to get duke i kind of want to get duke [ __ ] hell that looks so good damn okay generally look great man huh okay bobby well this is [ __ ] great i mean they they're so damn good man cronkite cronkite hang on let me let me see something real quick uh somebody said they found a yellow amugus can you lick about like that i love this one this was one of the best one of the best okay i do like the fact that this game encourages this kind of [ __ ] you know okay uh maybe a low battery should be a character okay uh here we go did you just make that we're talking about krust there he is wait wait boogas [Music] so we have uh cremate bogus mugus at the green gang i do that's perfect that's perfect uh they're all different though they're all different they all look very bad but that's fine bugas mugas all right [Laughter] okay what's over here okay saddle up boys come on team can't say i approve okay somebody says i'm leaving your chat it's full of children okay see you tomorrow let's see here i wonder who the great sage palpatine is how cool was he you only get in your way for much longer don't they have anything to say about it right too even skelter couldn't come back from that tongue lashing so cool all right this is so much fun i can't wait for my fourth fourth party member but who who will it be oh oh a split pad split path well i can get a treasure chest on the right but uh right okay yeah it has to be here man it kind of has to be he-man but i kind of want to put like another classic minion i mean it's like it's kind of like the sims you gotta get these characters in you know oh there's something on the ground an mp suite garfield we already have garfield somewhere in the game good job friend go go there's a lot of characters oh what is that come come wait a minute wait is that the goddamn auto com cloud from the face nine that's going bogan oh damn you're pretty good actually see ya [Music] airhead frothy [ __ ] consider consider typing something else next time okay nice hang on wait a minute joel there's a vampire class and a cat class way later in the game so you could do garfield and deal that way well how about this how about this uh deal and dr meow all right i just saw the com cloud episode too i'm glad you did because it it did happen it's objectively it did happen you know nice what about garbage field instead nobody likes garbage shield there we go huh all right [Music] show off all right awesome is this the entire game though not that i'm complaining but just curious uh yes i guess it's just it's just a 3ds game really but oddly enough the rpg elements of this game feels more like a mini game of a bigger game you get what i mean it feels very like stripped back and it's cute but i also feel it's very very basic it's very basic you know because this is this is goddamn it's giving me like super diabetes look at it it's so damn adorable what the [ __ ] was that okay okay let's spend some gold he wants some armor oh dude that looks pretty damn nice but i'm i'm too cheap to buy it too check on the team hey buddy uh what's going on i'm just checking on you i i guess that's something else all right let's go put them with bulk oh that's how that works okay well next time next time next time all right let's get this uh treasure chest man saddle up i gotta say putting friend in was like a genius idea like he looks so good in this game a b sword what all right kicking some ass now huh i like it [Music] so american hornet sword you know i probably with wasps and hornets in sweden it's not so much that i that i hate their existence it's that they're up on your [ __ ] face when you're barbecuing whatever like no other insect is like that like insects generally when you go like when you just kind of like hey go go away they still like up in your face you know like what is with what's what's up with that hey bro what's your cooking there's mosquitoes yeah but at least mosquitoes like they don't like actively want to hurt you this one this one a little suck you know i mean wasps just exist to like bring you pain like they just are aggressive and angry you know it's true okay uh here we go um all right we're gonna be checking instant man instant ever gonna stop never i've never gone to stone yet i want to visit both morgan's room okay here we go right let's see let's see what happens soon okay let's agree on some ground rules for the room yeah i totally agree we should always keep the room clean yeah definitely we should always keep dane clean okay sure we should always keep the foreskin clean okay you've lost your mind right okay [Music] [Laughter] okay so clean all right let's let's check on this garfield there is there is you're approaching castle greenhorn i'm sorry but i can't let unauthorized personnel into the castle i'm afraid i have to ask you to turn back listen you can't go this way yet all right guys i got ejected okay uh this is it too all right this system reminds me a little bit of mario party actually river deep cavern okay yeah saddle up when does it meet the twerkies what are you talking about this hole in my shoe [Music] okay [Music] okay a friend won't be moved yo friend not give a [ __ ] it's called ice okay the goddamn friend crack they cracked it oh someone acted strangely i might take some time for them to go back to normal if you want to speed up the process use the same spot too you let me get a small boost to a speed maybe free but what someone needs to say about your big one i can't do this voice anymore my voice is shot tonight make sure you consider that oh actually you know what you know let's let's put oh no friends crying there we go so sad so sad no actually you know what uh skill some magic well that uh this these enemies i'll take care of it's not a problem [Laughter] friends have an arrest oh he's happy together he's happy again man do i have a little bit of splatoon in the music okay joel no same composer yeah it was a little bit like you know that kind of style to it blub oh nice still did it too oh my god these enemies are so strong friends turn friend is having a rest oh thanks man appreciate that oh jesus okay you know what we're doing we're having a snack and we're giving it to uh no no no not me not not me give it give it to friend instead no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] what the hell good good system a good system i appreciate that all right well you know what you know we're taking friend out of the safe spot because yeah um all right uh here we go i'm [ __ ] dead ow give the divine power okay sprinkles power right oh you've run out of hp completely if you do you don't fall you can't get this voice is so tiring to do you can use the light sprinkles to revive live sprinkles are extremely precious don't waste them ho ho ho ho alright so this is your phoenix down and i can also use this we're going to salt the bougain all right move you no no you go here no no you go here there we go all right let's [ __ ] him up please don't start crying there we go it's about taking forever man it's crazy there you go finally god damn it me blub that's fine actually it's fine with my b sword no hard friend there we go bulk do it all right low battery my favorite character the fourth uh 14 member this enemy is annoying bulk will not be moved all right is that it okay friend [ __ ] him up [ __ ] [ __ ] him up kind friend feels pity the poor thing oh what okay thanks friend all right damn undertale moment all right undertale three okay that that was total canon friend core all right uh up or down you know i could get the chest uh let's go up there no no no no i said up that was that was my low battery controller okay whatever so friend do you have a war cry using battle of course do tell give friend a war cry i need to see how i actually spell this guys do i spell the do i spell that with the exclamation mark and then exclamation mark down hop out help me out uh you all don't know it's violencia but so do i start with exclamation mark this music is ridiculous i love it um what is with this music is incredible i don't think they have an upside down exclamation mark here do they they do that's music man what the [ __ ] hi dad hi dad hi there what's what's going on did the simple flips just host me or whatever what's going on hi [ __ ] hey it's a simple flip series how you doing man how you doing hey did simpleflips play this game yet the mitopia demo this is the letter i so like e and then violencia like that it's like that you lincia all right in all caps right right right right right violence yeah violin there we go can't [ __ ] spell today all right now now we're talking now we're talking uh sorry i'm having like [ __ ] brain right now there we go [Music] how's the sound of the game by the way is that okay mix i'm ready to conquer conk out i use that all the time man oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh huh yeah but we might kill them all if he does this right nice i like that too slow when is joel learning spanish gonna be a thing i'll probably learn spanish just to like use it for really funny purposes like i'll i'll call america and like talk shitty spanish okay nice that's right a duolingo streamer would you guys like want to watch that if i stream duolingo and i like to learn a completely new language but uh i just stream duolingo okay yes yeah but i won't learn spanish i'll learn like swahili you know i'll do my best portuguese but i learned portuguese man i learned portuguese i learned portuguese on the brazilian uh plane trip stream cover okay damn friend [ __ ] up okay we need to heal it quick oh there we go there we go friend being a team player here everybody nice yes oh i keep dying man i keep dying it's ridiculous and this cave is like difficulty spike here first robin mp sweet all right i'm gonna stop dying [Music] there we go [Music] nice this is the best place to get xp yeah no [ __ ] the enemies are crazy you do cling on on duolingo well yes that's swedish okay that bulk is scary i'm [ __ ] dead okay piece of cake i was destroyed okay i gained a level friend gainer level learn calm bring the whole team to their senses with a soothing spell oh okay and two levels for bulky booby trap okay all right nice one all right i'm gonna probably end this demo uh i'm gonna end this demo after the cave when i get to the place of the castle rather oh my god i'm running i'm [ __ ] running from this one leg it run yes put away run away no no case what the [ __ ] no no why what the hell what what would you do that that's not what i intended to do wha okay yeah so it it so running away kicks you out okay fine we can do this really quickly then come on boys all right yeah yeah yeah and you have to do these battles you can't just skip them you know deer's kind of long you know boohoo all right well at least they're they've leveled up a little bit so they have more more to fight with okay so that you can auto battle all right so can you sit back and you sit back and let this happen on its own all right [ __ ] i just need to hold down the bottom man it's like playing a pyro on uh team fortress 2 you just press one button man gaming all right yeah yeah yeah yeah for some reason i still have this on the desktop the key to its defenses is its so-called trillium safety cell but again the body looks remarkably intact no okay we should have top gear top gear metopia we have uh clarkson we'll have the everybody you know okay here we go i hate it i thought it kicked out if you're doing it but uh bootleg top gear bottom gear hammond is dead okay these guys [ __ ] me up last time but uh all right i think this game is a little funny that way i mean it's almost like oh what's going on all right warning warning call out to a friend when they give a dollar okay warning um no i was saying uh what the hell was i saying it's a little weird that the game knows that people kind of want to skip the battles so he's like put the put the battles on fast forward dude look out huh okay he didn't notice i know somebody said something uh however strength team fortress 2 and have you ever had an interest in doing so uh i had a conversation but with someone about team fortress 2 not so long ago um i played team fortress 2 when it actually came out in the orange box in 2007 um was it 2008 and when they started adding hats i had already kind of stopped playing and i only played team fortress 2 really weirdly i only played on one map constantly it was mario underscore cart and it had ministry and the butthole surfers on it too someone was in my room last night dabba duba and the other song was jesus jesus built my heart rod played on that map constantly man but uh yeah but maybe one of these days maybe uh i just don't know anything about team fortress 2 anymore like i i don't know all the items you need you know i don't know the items that is quintessential to uh to being good i don't have my hat to drop my rare drops you know okay now i won't run away i won't run away stock items are the best too so you're telling me i can't get mommy's credit card and buy like a rare minigun of funny and just like blast everybody and they're like why does he why is he so good i'll be like well let's just say boys i stole the wallet okay you can but it's the same as stock okay i say again i don't know anything about this kind of stuff i'm just being a [ __ ] on purpose you know but heard that that valve has kind of abandoned team fortress 2 which is a little unfortunate but uh uh we if i ever do what let's do a private game with just you and me chat too because i don't want to go on public servers and it's just people being like [Music] shut the [ __ ] up i'll be like haha that's good safe and sound okay they actually announced a new update like three days ago honestly my favorite part of team fortress 2 is oddly enough the meet the videos i think the last one was uh soldier talking about teleporting bread i really enjoyed it you know what i wish they could have done make a [ __ ] team fortress 2 movie i would have loved that but i also don't like i actually don't like the team fortress 2 comics they feel unofficial they feel not connected to the actual games it's weird there we go huh there joel it is i the mayor [Music] sorry about the writing my hands are shaking from luigi all right raise the warrior drop level to five oh yeah okay okay clerk level to five how long is this demo by the way i mean they're giving you a lot for a demo i gotta say i'm pretty impressed too okay uh at least an hour or two it's almost over looks like someone wants to join the team oh hell oh hell all right ladies and gentlemen who will it be who will it be the fourth member the fourth goddamn member i'm gonna show you who it's gonna be you joke you joke but goyas 75 just did this and i'm [ __ ] using it [ __ ] incredible man [ __ ] incredible man it's [ __ ] crazy uh and i would say [Laughter] stubborn and he is uh what is he uh what should he be i'm not sure uh it's a mage it's a miracle it's a miracle it's it's magic it's magic that uh the [ __ ] thing keeps going though okay that is great too deal stupendous damage blasting away enemies with magical mics if you can use like electricity that'd be great i'm low battery this stubborn mage yes yes man yes man shout out to goyas for doing that that was that's it man pop star because he's always popping up [Laughter] i finally made it sorry i'm late yeah well you're not that late you're always showing up you're always showing up god damn it i'm low battery i made [ __ ] i'll do my very best low battery join your team now nami's waiting for the actual thing to like you know what is this low battery joiner party what's that what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that in the what the [ __ ] is that who did this what the [ __ ] is that what is what is what is that nachos well not just it's just corn but that is ridiculous see that's that's like salsa that's salsa i'll take that you know cor corn corn my triangles as i call them with salsa that is justified on a mexican table you know that is fine because it's not god damn like you know he is a thing chad let's agree on something corn chips for for nachos is very separate from doritos all right when you're eating mexican food at no point do you buy doritos right chad like no doritos is a snack not like for for mexican food right nice mental gymnastics jewel yeah yeah yeah whatever somebody just says joel they have doritos at taco bell well i found the authentic mexican culinary uh judge here in chat yeah i eat tacos i like mexico i eat taco bell okay they're the same joe that's tea no that's salsa dude absolutely not though those are not chips or else i would have [ __ ] jumped up on this table and i would have [ __ ] defecated on the world i would have shot the world apart all right i would have fecally funnied the universe with a single anal blast just you know that is disgusting the fact that this game will take its time used to piss me off if it's not goddamn chips it's low [ __ ] batteries if it's not [ __ ] low batteries it's some other goddamn [ __ ] alright the [ __ ] streaming tonight has been god-awful all right and no absolutely [ __ ] not okay stop running old man give it up swedish man lectures multicultural chat on mexican culture hey i'm just uh i'm just uh [Music] where is it too i'm just curious i'm just curious here chat uh by the way they're still clapping all right listen i i just have a question i just have a question uh for uh for americans here or or for for mexicans you know hola hola would you say that this food represents uh mexico you know when you think mexico you go see yes yes it does okay well uh good to know good good to know you know the [ __ ] answer this and gaslighting me and this this this topic is not gonna get us anywhere okay so stop it in the name of our lord jesus stop it okay no welcome to the team i sure will rob along just great with that we have a four person party here our journey has a very important goal to save all of mytopia from the dastardly hands of the dark lord the friend friend is falling asleep and it's sure to be an artist artist journey so he uses all four of us here uh hey joe hey joel you done yet we're hungry yet toast to happy harmony harmonious and heroic travels bottoms up all right all right you can stay uh you can stay with friend no no stay with friend uh low battering friend i'm thinking about that moolah that spawn dooley you know what i mean oh that no they can't okay so two two two okay whatever spend some gold everybody it looks like both pokemon wants a toy dagger what oh it's actually better oh yeah okay toy oh they can joe you're messing up oh okay okay okay let me fix that up then oh oh okay no no no no no no okay yes that's how you do it that's how you do it okay okay yeah wait wait i have an idea you go up here you go up here buddy [Laughter] all right uh cloud floss let's put that to friend friend will enjoy that i know it yes all right and let's see how you enjoy this buddy [Music] low battery is very content that's right how about slime jelly like that you like that too huh what about banshee tears i'm just over feeding oh it's full already okay what about you bogan it's super delicious okay cloud floss i'm gonna give that more to friends friend likes that stuff okay you guys ever had like the most delicious the most scrumptious food ever that you enjoy but just because you've had it a couple of times you can't get too excited for it even though you know it's the best thing ever like it's been cooked to perfection and it's like this this is like a magnum opus in terms of culinary taste but you're still just like i can't get too excited for it you know because guys i i had i had authentic mexican food and i was like this is the best ever but i'm like i just can't get excited for it i can't get excited for dinner not that tasty apparently oh [ __ ] all right i'll have this somebody said can you please drop this argument you're gaslighting yourself i guess what i'm trying to say is just like variety is very important and uh oh well what about you bogan how do you feel about this bogey eats everything man huh and the only thing that's left is for a friend and freight friend hates the butterfly honey so i'm guessing you force feed him he he doesn't want it he doesn't want it no no torture friend absolutely no no no no no no do it don't do it no he hates it he hates it he hates it no i'm not gonna do it now they've ate they ate a [ __ ] huge dinner anyway man there's no need for that okay and of course we have i'll handle this that's what i'd like to see here all right all right let's get out of here huh all right now we're out here then we gotta get the garfield there castleview here comes the boys saddle up at you don't push the bogan is happy man break out the coconuts oh [ __ ] here we go huh uh so we meet again pathetic it's not even worth the effort to crush you myself this should be enough to finish you off oh [ __ ] it's him wait who's that who is that is that pringles this pa that pile of stone must be kept a green horn yes and that layer lay layabout of a king i've got something special in store for [Music] him are you hungry why not have some pringles it's exquisite cuisine come on in and purchase this chip come enjoy these crisps what's that you're going to get doritos instead really now now you think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips you will regret that purchase all right stealing from apple jelly d i got a banana somebody says this isn't resident evil yes it is look at those castles man that's that's castle uh uh demitresco whatever use your ice man oh [ __ ] okay we got it we gotta heal bogan we gotta heal oh my god they hit like trucks man oh friend no no not friend no not friend low batteries turn come on all right has it been funny that that the low battery thing has actually not showed up since we uh added him to the party oh [ __ ] hell this is oh wait a minute i have auto battle [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] oh need to pack more snacks all right you [ __ ] did you [ __ ] did you have [ __ ] diddy you've rescued 50 people all right hp sprinkles uh 12 live source from 20 to 25 okay oh the gratitude of the people has awakened a new power within you truly you're a beacon of hope for all metopia all right you may continue smiting monsters oh and you'll get your next perk once you reach 100 people oh chop chop do you guys mind if we call it here from utopia for the night and we uh want the rest of the evil because uh i timing here it is all right you know what we're just going to save here and uh we'll come back to this this is still the demo but i'll play the full game i'll play the full game man but uh all right cool cool stuff this is really entertaining uh of course with chat it's even better because they have all the creations and stuff like that but uh yeah you know what anyway uh awesome stuff cool stuff man all right i'll be right back sit tight and we got uh we got a little bit of that stank known as resident evil 8. anyways i want to also want to thank everybody for helping out with the tech issues we had earlier tonight and all that good stuff so all right anyway i'll be right back sit tight and resident evil coming up don't go nowhere

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 167min 11sec (10031 seconds)

Published: Tue May 18 2021

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[u/LemiwinkstheThird]

based Joel

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[u/CrystalFriend]

That's fine, Joel's neat.

[u/tomohawkmissile2]

c l o w n

[u/[deleted]]

he should stream space station 13 one day so that angry hrp boomers on their private servers will cry about how their favorite place to erp has been ruined by based men