Let's Watch My Favorite TikToks

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tock it's usually about like a certain creator or community that's like weird or bad or just like just silly and you know we goof on them for a bit and it's a good time but i feel like if a stranger were to just watch a couple of my videos they'd come to the conclusion that i hate tiktok and they'd be absolutely right that may be true but i also love tik tok you know i've learned a lot from tik tok i've laughed i've cried to me tik tok is like the end of shawshank redemption spoiler alert but i don't know that movie's so old tik tok is like the end of shawshank redemption like you gotta crawl through miles of poop but once you get to the other side you know the algorithm figures you out and you you start seeing videos you want to see oh man you're sailing the high seas with morgan freeman you're a free man with morgan freeman and i don't want to just make negative videos about tick tock all the time so i thought i'd sit down this week and we take a look at my favorite tick tocks you know we'll have a laugh we'll talk about them and uh i will say nice things about tick tock for a change it's gonna be it's gonna feel weird i don't even think i'll be able to get the words out of my mouth tick tock is good good good yeah i can't even say good but maybe by the end of it i'll be able to say it and also i don't have to justify why i'm doing this but also uh i'm working on another video a longer video that it'll go up later this month and it's going to take a really really long time to do so i just wanted to you know get something out before that one and we're gonna have a good time dude it's gonna be great one more thing before we start shout out jenna marbles and chris clemons for this video idea because i basically stole it from them i cornered them in an alleyway and i jumped them for this idea sorry guys that's show business okay so without further ado let's watch my favorite tick tocks feeling anxious try this easy breathing exercise to quickly calm your nerves [Music] holy [ __ ] check out our page for more cool facts this girl's videos [ __ ] kill me every time that does the opposite holy [ __ ] iphone [Music] iphone iphone you know all these people who are writing these scripts getting caught up on dialogue you really don't need that much they use two words iphone 4 if these pranks were real i they're not good like you ever seen those ones where they break someone's phone and like no it's all good here's a new one oh my god bless you with a new iphone okay all my stuff was on there you [ __ ] do you have my millions and millions of my own dick pics on that phone no you don't that was on that one that you crushed and now i'm never gonna know what my dick looks like y'all stay tuned about arby's nasty bro like how dude that [ __ ] sound is so good when you're a kid showering with your dad trying to josh his hair's nuts dude this is the reason tank dog is so funny because like some guy was super proud that he did this and he posted it and some [ __ ] douche some [ __ ] [ __ ] was just like when i'm showering with my dad and his balls are huge people be like black people be like this is like these are the other type of tick tocks that really made me laugh well i do i can't even like explain why they're funny feel maybe there's so many layers to this like it's so smart that it's dumb i have a lot of these going forward where it's just like overly edited uh [ __ ] that makes no sense at all but makes me laugh for some reason i don't know if it's because of tick tock that made me this way but i really wish i wasn't this way [Music] cheddar cheddar oh my god okay have you guys seen that [ __ ] video i don't know what like what they did but they literally put a whole block of cheddar in a turkey's ass and they wrapped it in like a bunch of other [ __ ] uh satan would love this this recipe because lucifer is very particular about his cheese that would [ __ ] ruin my day so hard it's so funny because like the guy filming is such a [ __ ] [ __ ] he could have been like dude watch out heads up but he was just like hit his [ __ ] head would i have done the same yes of course i would obviously but they'll never know dude this one okay i [ __ ] love this one too these guys are so baked out of their mind it's so funny why the [ __ ] why do you have how did you get a 2 liter in your pocket right here look what are we looking at oh [ __ ] oh it's so good how'd you get a 2 liter in your pocket oh man i love that [ __ ] oh wow all right i'm not the biggest fan of like pranks on youtube because most of the time they're just annoying and they're just mean but dude i when a prank is done right when there's a good premise for a prank and it's like harmless and it's just like a funny thing dude i kiss all my fingers about it the caption of this prank was it was something like walking away mid conversation or something you know when like the it's like when all like the new accepted students come and meet was that that already happened i think every like school or thing has a different like orientation today is my understanding oh because i had gotten this i got this email that there was like this big special thing dude that is the perfect example of a great prank dude we gotta start doing that more dude he's leaving mid-sentence dude that's so [ __ ] race to the coffee table if you don't make it five seconds you die one two three four oh girl no i made it no you didn't make that i mean okay maybe yeah maybe all right dude okay that's another beautiful thing about tick tock it's like there's so many like wildly specific things that i didn't think anybody else did or thought about but everybody does we're all experiencing the same thing and it's great it's beautiful it's beautiful because i think about it all the time dude it's so dumb since i was younger it would be like if i uh get this chocolate bar wrapper in the garbage then my crush will ask me out tomorrow and then i would get in i'd be like nice nice shot it would never happen obviously because no correlation okay dude this one [ __ ] me up buff people it looks like a little version of them is like going up through their body like that looks like those are his shoulders up there like that's like a regular guy like a scrawny guy and then there's like big muscles he's like coming out of it right see i said i learned a lot on tick tock i'm learning so much there are no buff people there are only scrawny people in a buff shell and they're trapped and they need our help so next time you see a buff person like if you see me anywhere there's an example uh you gotta grab their head and go and save them free them from their muscle prison hey he getting up through on him no i gotta get the dude running away he is not go bruh oh my god those are the people that are supposed to protect us falls twice video is like 20 seconds long he falls twice dude look how small that fence is and he wasn't even close to clearing it dude oh my god he should be arrested what's that what's that sound that's so gross dude what's that sound dude [ __ ] caption oh my god i just sharded sorry if you guys are grossed out by fart noises because that is the farthest noise ever oh man [Music] [ __ ] that would hurt so much oh my god in the rain in front of everybody hey that's the worst thing that could ever happen literally that's the worst thing that ever happened i'd rather chop my toes off and throw them in the garbage until my crush likes me literally like couldn't have gone worse knocks over that guy girl falls over other guy trips that made me miss like being in social gatherings wow you guys remember that [ __ ] cheers i'll drink to that bro okay i know i'm wearing a different shirt right now but that's because i forgot to include a few tick tocks and i'm re-filming this because this is i can't make this video without including these today's my birthday so enjoy this gem from the past all right i need you to count really really really loud i mean you can't be mad at him she did say as loud as you can and he really [ __ ] yelled as loud as he could he immediately regrets it too oh you really suck a dick oh [ __ ] why were they filming that in the first place what are that guy doing why do you say you guys ready to suck a dick oh you ready to suck a dick okay let's watch it one more time oh you ready sucker dick holy [ __ ] dick spin move as almost like cartoon oof sound effect you can make okay back to me in a sweater i guess oh man okay this is literally when i first saw this i was my jaw dropped this is like a top three tick tock for me okay so this guy made a video about plumbers how they're just like playing with poop all day basically and then someone someone commented what all guys think plumbers do clown emoji being like use this guy's an idiot and then he made this video in response oh we got another upset plumber [Music] oh my god dude having beef with plumbers because they play with poop for a job just so disrespectful okay this is another top three tick tock okay this honestly makes me double double guess second guess i always say double guess and now i always think like underneath someone's mask there could just be a little this next one is from a doctor who does like i guess q and a's on his tick tock when you get cremated but have silicone implants do you become a puddle of gray slime this is one of the dumbest questions that i've ever heard silicone breast implants are made of one of the most indestructible substances ever created all right man jesus gonna be so [ __ ] mean about it starts his answer with this is one of the dumbest questions that i've ever heard imagine having a doctor's appointment with this guy hey my pee has been like really red lately is that normal that's not normal you're so stupid why the [ __ ] would that be normal you're so dumb i hate you you're so okay stupid dumb dumb boy you're dumb dumb boy this is the monsters inc sequel this is the monster's ink sequel synchro can i say a [ __ ] sentence this is the monsters inc sequel we need ah it just keeps coming out it can burn how did that even [ __ ] happen man how do you have no control of your [ __ ] throat what crying please check my new business i'll place you in the hit show home improvement your dreams will finally come true i'm in the wedding this time i'm going to bring her luck you're in our wedding didn't bring us that much your loved ones will respect you holy [ __ ] that's literally going to be me in like 30 years dude if you watch any of my videos you know that i'm obsessed with the the home improvement so that was right up my alley dude and a bunch of shitty green screen effects i'm there dude stop zack stop zach we've had enough exactly zach come on give it up man this is okay i like this one because this is literally an exact representation of whenever i make any joke ever either on youtube or twitter it's me having a great time making a joke and then all of you guys are being like [ __ ] you man this is literally the best representation of that okay guys this is the moment we've all been waiting for it's my favorite tech talk of all time here we go so i'm here with my principal dr roods i just got my diploma do you have anything to say to the class of 2020 class of 2020. i know this has been difficult but you know what it's okay he was probably like yeah well say something nice for the class and then we'll end it with a nice thing of me running away and you just cut some off halfway through class of 2020 i know this has been difficult but you know what oh it's hot in here now wow those are great you know what's even better though today's sponsor audible cards on the table i don't read that much i'm pretty busy all the time and also my attention span is shrinking at an alarming rate and it sucks because i used to read like all the time when i was a kid and that's why audible is such a perfect fit for me and so many others did you know audible is a 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sponsoring yet another one of my videos back to me okay thanks for hanging out with me thanks for watching my favorite tik toks uh i hope that was a good time i know it's very different from my usual videos but i hope you enjoyed it you know like it if you want to if you want to see me do this again i had i skipped over a few and i still have so many that i didn't even like make it to and i like so and yeah subscribe if you want to i got a big video coming up um hopefully it'll be up before the end of the month but yeah it's going to be a lot i'm very excited so i might not upload on this channel for like a few weeks but i'll be i'll be doing my podcast every week over on the very really good channel you know i'll probably do some twitch streams and stuff so check it out in the description follow me there keep up with me and [ __ ] but yeah love you guys thanks for tuning in i would stick around but i unfortunately do have to go i have to go see [Music] you

Channel: Kurtis Conner

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Length: 17min 12sec (1032 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/miniyellow]

Omg yessss I’ve been waiting for this

[u/TryMyGuy]

I love how he knows the lyrics of playing with poop for a job

[u/chaser351]

Does anyone have the link for the “you ready to suck a dick!?” One? It’s absolutely hilarious and i gotta find it lol