Laughter Moments From Dead Rising - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

when I was 27 here we are in in a close-up of a sponge house building building building a YouTube channel look at you well thank you because eventually my life came together because you did that well yeah well when I'm when I'm 30 whatever I'm gonna I'm gonna be smoking the wacky when I'm 30 whatever you are kill yourself oh oh they're just talking to each other yeah sorry thought they were broadcasting yeah he's got them yeah sweeper town nice that's some awesome violence right there oh they got him they got him yeah yeah perfect amount of brutality nice this is like Pokemon snap for psychotics like are you [ __ ] kidding me if I saw any of this should I be like pull the plane into space oh my god it's the youngbae apocalypse I would tell you but I don't know I've been standing here this whole time waiting for a man of your stature so are you like Native Americans Ami's yeah just imagine that hand is punching evil to the right goes I have to be back at the heliport in three days yes Hart to meet with chief Carlito no please no no also slung that's a hot 4G well nope she's dead H dad is that the new Ford don't take a picture like that saw my good side don't put that on Instagram okay all right find me some hair give me some higher res textures maybe a decent pixel shader go on there we go it's like take tots with you are you looking at me or tektites yeah the number one America Oh G Danny oh she got eight yeah she got eight yeah no I fact that's gonna work stupid yeah that was not cool game wouldn't be fun if you shoot him open the door yeah the game is waiting around in a mall for three days and occasionally looking at the zombie wall be like huh don't you realize I'm black I'm like the least safe of anyone here they got in here fast yeah first slow moving zombies they had to evenly-spaced yeah what is he doing I told him - I need some chips yeah I need extra mustard colored shirts I'm feeling a mite peckish yeah I lived in England for a while so what what's up nice but are you like a but we're done talking when I say we're done talking I don't know and I don't know so see ya bye Jim snoring it's immediately here we freakin go all right we deep Sidney mom stop hey if you look in the corner you can tell I've killed 30 ODIs now Jeff is looking for you [ __ ] soccer ball this game is good Natalie Meyer joins and she looks like quite the spry athlete I don't believe they exist well I wasn't allowed to tell you my name but I guess I can give you my gun her lips are like really glossy yeah they're super glossy and pursed yeah just so kissable hmm case one one the case of the missing gloss drop the soccer ball Manuel I'm trying to cycle through them okay put them all in the same place oh Jesus a mild inconvenience had enough yet I will take you down see this guy right here I'm like I'm coming girls hey enjoy the show stupid that's not good this cost me 50 bucks do I look like I'm getting too into the scene you just have to look at this helmet it's great he's like one second tell me the truth [Laughter] [Laughter] oh boy yeah on the left [Laughter] his mother [ __ ] keeps calling me and hanging up on me I don't know remember that picture memories man I just love flipping through the photo albums summer memories I'm gonna stop at the burger place he's like right damn you try and get all these people back to the safe zone I believe it's just this way right oh that's I'm sorry that happened you guys just a floating torso so Dan was like hey let's keep doing Dead Rising and I was like cool that sounds great and then I loaded it up and it was like start a new game and I was like no continue and it was like what I mean suddenly we're back in the helicopter with dude and it's like take me down here and we're like god dammit here's here's here's something else it'll tickle your fancy probably took me about nine minutes to go the moon is a rotation lock to the earth stop really so it doesn't it doesn't rotate independent of the earth did that guy just worried about you expound on sides zombie face yeah there's gonna be a little cutoff really quickly I said gonna take my hanbok on it looks like the night after the orgy after the Thriller video raps holding someone's hand when did that happen not romantically sure taught me assume it you did it you were doing it before it was there was a button nice picture of a chain-link fence like goes back to this [ __ ] reporter job and the guy's like flipping through the pictures like it's a garbage and overexposed it's like I've covered Wars you know tell me what's going on [ __ ] you think's going on it's a panic at the disco right now we have more pressing business than letting this guy know what the [ __ ] is going on yeah what with the zombie apocalypse oh damn it I just told you what's going on but don't tell anybody okay it's a secret real covert stuff oh you gently caress the side of her face baby baby I'm here for you do the fingers move do they I know it must have just been the way you were moving around all I can do is three things dance dance and dance [Laughter] get that stupid photographer yeah actually there's a children's store right here that was Baga going come here baby alright dude didn't like that and then he [ __ ] assimilated the bear into his skin alright well so much for that excuse me got more important business yeah ah fudge again every time with this oh I forgot they're stronger that's where they're not going yeah yeah that's right [Laughter] have you seen my friend Josie record my name's Danny sex mag for smooth the silk I'd like to drink lots of chocolate milk from streets babies delicious run away Danny Jesus dumb non save [ __ ] Ari we were just there doing nothing [ __ ] yo yo I'm three prisoners on a truck yo one of the things I'd like to do is [ __ ] there you go yeah mm-hmm another thing I like to do is eat pretzels really neither here nor there I just thought I'd like to list my favorite red things a writ of writ writ my brother tying off whoa RIT RIT RIT after eating pretzels pretzels get me aroused my name is Danny sex making it my friends are pretty tight look I'm white I looked up online if pretzels were an aphrodisiac I didn't find Sophie follow me for [ __ ] sake don't walk in a [ __ ] start [Music] [Laughter] zombie like a [ __ ] dude can knock these guys over with my laser sword dude that's a terrible idea yeah but it makes me feel cool a space hero ZipZap Skywalker not now Otis what's going on over there Otis you're not gonna pick up your phone that run Sophie's sucks yeah make a choice Sophie's Choice yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] gets way harder at night you'd [ __ ] [ __ ] and die what do you want oh this man a space Rider machines looking pretty fun [Laughter] whose head have I been snacking on careful come on Jesus no [ __ ] [ __ ] job my sledgehammer can't said me or the zombie probably wanna die by humans hands yeah well she's like alive again you find her I'm in the worst possible iteration of Groundhog Day yeah [ __ ] off watch out Sophie no fee stop Sophie yeah good push goddamnit Sophie Sophie you're the best I can't believe those maniacs kill them I'll never get the chance to tell him how I feel I wanted to break up dude I got a new leg light there's not like a real rhythm to it oh dear I am real cross with this game right now corn canned drinks those are weapons you eat the corn you're like oh that's not a cool thing no that's a good photo opportunity I guess it's okay [Laughter] thanks man great photo op nice dude you're good at really really come on man that was it thanks Greg Greg sure knows how to hope I just saw someone leave the North supermarket Plaza I used the shining my grandma used to college this [ __ ] tastes like strawberry there I told you man that guy totally bought our story we're just stealing soda you just drag my pig you know in this game zombies are always having a feast well go on in the sequel they're having a yeast bread rising no it's sour this ain't the walking dead brah The Walking Dead yeah hi Oh No our brains [Laughter] delicious hmm I shoved those brains right up my ass hey we're gonna find out what Lea's problem is God she is touchy grace where's grace I want my baby well my baby time to figure out you go this way right yeah just run get her back I know Jesus [Laughter] the truth Axe body spray it's the only body for that sweet chili stay it's called a hex how how much can we sell out in one of us Wow nice yeah nice dialogue I'm that professors gonna end up being a silver platter zombies table only one person could kill the professor and it's gonna be me the bench the bench doesn't do jack [ __ ] no just knocks him down yeah it's a convenient way to get around but right not a convenient way to kill Zambos know what I'm saying I do bunch of zambese whoa oh snap got my gun out got my useless gun out that's the sound of my gun not doing anything oh [ __ ] watch out for Carlito made these potato chips to heal my bullet wound seems silly in retrospect but bash him with the Reg all right I'm gonna get yo you're being cheap we're both in bullets are his only weakness it's a very serious moment for both of us told me I could take this mask oh I wish they had like a um a cutscene where it becomes sunny and the zombies like lose their red eyes and become all docile like ah like one holds up like a dandelion what the hell nice digs have swim milady after you can you not follow you back here to spin around no thinking excuse me just gonna take a quick [ __ ] yeah you just are here like shuffling and you're like come on busy ocupado ba ba ba ba baby to people there's a guy with a car no vandalism in my story no uh those potato chips whoa actually drink the OJ yeah I'm going Oh j-style hatchet man well you really just have to choose which you can do yeah pretty much I don't think you didn't do like a perfect run maybe you can once you're like insanely powerful yeah well your Facebook's there's nothing we could do he's gonna be black forever sorry I said that immediately the guys are already closed and then she like runs her hand over his face and his eyes open again would it be funny if like you just have incredible balance and this whole mall is like a ship listing from side to side and that's the reason the zombies are like gee whiz Oh a dam that does a lot of damage all right if you won't throw a goddamn knife at him I'm gonna kill you I don't have a knife you're holding one right I'm trying to get them all he's on the ground okay you caught us a kind of a weird moment [Laughter] we're talking about the Tootsie Roll commercial with mr. owl Tootsie Pop yes sorry and mr. turtle yeah isn't that weird that like he first asks mr. turtle how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop and he's like oh no I ask mr. owl and there's no [ __ ] point [Laughter] they just started the commercial to mess around I never questioned it it is more hellish and terrifying in here than any [ __ ] zombie apocolypse just students just do seven episodes of surviving the fart room I'll never make it you kidding me dude we got it [ __ ] do six more of these today now I'm just gonna like in the whole room is just filled with stank that's at least an hour in your chamber of horrors get off of me bro God all right what floor do you need whoo all right you said it all you want to school yeah but I don't care that's faster on man oh yeah that's she didn't even see them on the [ __ ] up BAM [Laughter] looks like you're back all these ambos oh boy I gave you a [ __ ] [ __ ] azam bows right here now defeats him Psychopaths yeah you needed the orange juice did not extinguish the weight what kind of bike is that what kind of ring is that Harley silver kids you got a wacker right off them do that one Eddie's a little Paranormal Activity it was a movie actually directed by a good friend of mine oh really yeah Jeff he made it and I've never seen it but uh all I know is that he was like my movie came out today everyone hates it and it's called Paranormal Activity I can't imagine what it's about yeah it looks goofy er but what I mean what do I do for a living god she's so fast some shopping cars are we gonna get some muffins [Laughter] [Laughter] alright see ya okay bye you have really pretty eyes I like you [Laughter] hey by the way [ __ ] you she grows and new motors like good sick throws a smoke bomb down like a motorcycle appears they call me Frank Frank the [ __ ] tank they call me Frank Frank tank how'd you get that name friends gave me that cuz it Rhymes I think just totally blow [Laughter] look at this this is wonderful look at this it's bananas just a life it's the best [ __ ] weapon I love it it's so good grab this [Music] [Laughter] Melanie pencils and don't be stingy with yourself I had to oh and I'm talking three it is super good to the bathroom I've got a [ __ ] dude if I had to [ __ ] in the zombie apocalypse I would be the only survivor God what the hell is going on here well you see they had the same parents look I can go out there and [Laughter] you're about Rocking oh I'm not about to eat it on the [ __ ] web Goblin all the traumatized victims are in there and you kick the door any like food oh sorry I'm waffles I know you just found something interesting and cool yeah but it's it's it's I know it's a warehouse there's a lot of cool [ __ ] in there look it's your favorite toy from childhood haha I get over here now Jesus what are you doing wasting all of our time he's like that's right get closer yeah Boosh oh no you didn't nice [Laughter] don't wanna join the cult not interested [Music] joining cults not super into that idea I wanna just join the freakin sorry I got some squirt to deliver squirt that's fine he's fine gosh man these things are tough at night why do you like run in front of me like that in the motorcycles alright we got it yeah it's right there where in front of you I'm gonna get some OJ first okay get outta my way lady [Laughter] okay now with boomshakalaka hey girl my name is Frank West I've got a chainsaw Oh chickadee chains sheds and I want to slice up these angles right now this one's name is Steve look at you apke man he's going on a web date yeah time for his web Mitzvah does that give me like a nicer save got to take a feminine poop that's probably how it is Oh cosmetic shop cool gray neat I'm the [ __ ] weapon demon I'm busy yet see with the on the phone like she'll sell I haven't seen my wife your kid in 27 hours just empty it all out just clean slate clean slate I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this place girl it's time more weapon instead I will suck your dick Erin yeah didn't carlito like set up a bunch of bombs that he was gonna blow them all oh that's right he's like he's nobody can love him if I can't love you then nobody will be able to love you and blowing zombie disease into the skies I sky high I'm going to blow so nobody else gets on me but it's funny because now everybody gets something yes that's just how it works skies will never be the same wait what disguise no not disguise disguise these guys which guys no not these guys hold on I just want to share our delightful text exchange from this morning yeah Oh from last night actually okay trying to figure out what what time we were gonna meet to do grumping today so I was like yo doughnut puncher what time would you like to start tomorrow and you responded 12:00 boo and then they quickly followed with an avalanche of text also don't ever [ __ ] call me donut punchers again I will [ __ ] kill you I will [ __ ] kill you I will [ __ ] murder your face [ __ ] you and like as I'm trying to respond so you can clearly see the little like three dots yeah you know you were like my mother called me a doughnut puncher you know what I did I [ __ ] killed her I [ __ ] killed her I [ __ ] murdered her face [ __ ] her I was like cool see you at 12 you know exede Amaro i was literally trying to say see you tomorrow after i said the last thing you said Oh another enjoyable text adventure I had yeah I did that thing that you like to do um when with my other friends we're like they're having a conversation and out of nowhere I was like I'm absolutely going to destroy your [ __ ] [ __ ] tomorrow sorry wrong person Adam responded no worries but you're never cat sitting for me again yeah so about an hour later like conversation goes on and I threw in soon you will experience the raw justice of my [ __ ] sorry wrong person cross my chickens off the list - oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] y'all y'all my foot is great throw the book at you know Oh God looks like the webcam yeah this is super brutal [ __ ] ass pirates me you know when people are like man why does that happen and then somebody's like because science you know yeah I do and then and so it's like you know who loves that who Brian is this could've he knew chakras thing oh god he sure loves it he sure loves it when science has pointed out as science yeah because science right guys it's sad what did we show him that he was like I really love it when people have no idea what they're talking about talk about science get so angry darn you're looking for try not to bash it up too much Oh Dan I know a thing or two about bashing up cars I know you do okay new plan you get the motorcycle you go right to the bomb grab it and then go right back and get a new motorcycle but I didn't have enough cuz you took that [ __ ] detour for no reason look man and I was like think that the motorcycle is losing strength every time you had a zombie you're like of course not well I don't know I've known I just go exactly where I came from yes you did oh [ __ ] did I like do it wrong probably I took the [ __ ] bomb this is oh yeah Jennifer what is it her name's not generating nutshot sent me a message I really needed that that assist oh well I have a feeling flaming nut shots is gonna be getting a couple messages of his/her own now that he's been on game grumps what is that guy doing he's just like checking his watch I heard I don't know what time would it dammit oh boy maybe we should have gotten that before anything else I don't know how to get that okay [ __ ] do I look like a strategy guide I won't like the one so I'm a man my dad is not a cellphone oh that makes for a satisfaction free orange juice experience I'm just trying to level up yo yeah oh I oh I Hurley get that peepee way off you don't have to tell me brother drinking like that but then I realize like oh that's making a sound so I like pulled it away from my lips really fast but didn't bother to turn it upwards so I poured like half a gallon of water on myself and you're like yeah man I was in California and I'm just like everything's fine with her fine with this woman who used to be by my side use boy this is not going well oh [ __ ] no Mindy Baker oh I thought you're gonna say totally [Laughter] [Music] let's get moving okay well jeez alright alright let's go Isabella this way girlfriend I definitely want to take the elevator that is a strong 90s kind of woman yeah she ain't gonna listen to no man and what is that I were you to open the door no boy alright here we go I'm ready [Laughter] they're surrounding me for some reason oh nice night that was good shanku got the web Oh ghosts having like an existential crisis my hand and here's the pitch mouth I do greatly appreciate your compliment insults oh look at me I'm dead what is it I can't remember me I'm Dan I'm handsome I'm cool everybody loves me it's very flattering well we were about to have 3,000 zombies kills everybody wants me around all the time because everybody enjoys my company um dan look at me big [ __ ] deal I'm constantly missed all the communities that bail out hold on let me get this cop to protect and serve indeed whoo that is funny he's got one leg left that's what they taught you at the academy all right you should call it a sledgehammer cuz it turns these [ __ ] in the [ __ ] Gib yeah how is your GU sir sir wake up's just don't know after Roxanne left me now I've got the three kids I gotta pay for them all myself sometimes I wonder is it even worth it to be not alive anymore dude I got some chunks on my fedora yo oh nice I need to get I need to get the [ __ ] cleaned Oh Fedora chokes I'm like Moses dad down at parties I don't think there's any more milk in here yeah you're in bad shape gotta be another milk somewhere how else are you gonna make ice cream okay just so [ __ ] Jesus Oh Pb Pb Pb no damn it it was it was a photo he's a good photo op you you have your priorities all messed up right now peepee levels you up it makes it well okay well I'm not fat didn't you see me when I was wearing that right man shirt my midriff looks awesome Frank I've been trying every password I could think of but I haven't had any luck so far I've tried one and I've tried one too it just doesn't work what about Carla's locket I told you maybe the clue we need oh [ __ ] see you open it and it just says [ __ ] you and there's a drawing of a dick [ __ ] you Frank is it possible it didn't save our fight with with Larry sweet fat Larry [ __ ] no no we did the butcher we did the butcher okay and then we got to what's the who'sa what's it I'm pretty sure check um can you check the like hit the pause menu and check that Frank if we're trying to shut up shut up there's [ __ ] Zambos okay yeah it's up here oh my god oh my god oh my god sharp Jesus Christ can you get me a macchiato Kay did he tell you that he loves dogs did he tell you favorite sandwiches a panini I found it behind your ear go on please believe me I just need to check read it like there is a pause there is a post about another post that I didn't get because about and I didn't have time to check the comments to click the link to find the original [Laughter] [Laughter] frankly how you scream right now you scream like mini-me from the scream yeah fantastic see fantastic little lever I mean she is you're not gonna kill her no put her out of her misery dude she's a [ __ ] zombie she doesn't know that she if she knows anything she knows that zombie form did Otis like take everybody who described what a [ __ ] why didn't he call me no no no calls me for everything else he doesn't call me when he's bailing that's pretty funny alright what a dick hit Jesse with a sledgehammer and loose I know dude what trust me she's better off but this bucket okay put the bucket on her it's what she would have wanted you're looking good it matches good luck Jessie let me take a picture of that I'm over here over here sweetie this is the words time I wish we could have dated all that oh there's if lining or whatever you rappelling is that what it's called rappelling yeah sure kill that horn section guys aren't very good at their jobs that way really I've ever seen a Clockwork Orange uh yeah my friend Brian likes to randomly yell out an impression of the crazy old man who's like try we'd always be out of like fancy dinners and stuff you'd be like so yeah we'd just be sitting there at a fancy dinner bride would be like my wife is dead oh now you got to survive an attack from a helicopter gotta [ __ ] kidding you up well shouldn't gotten captured baby well you're the one who [ __ ] say just go for it I think I trusted you like three times then you go where it isn't run out of the room was Oh God okay this teddy bear will see in your mind who knows how much time I'll have I would say go in the mall first yeah but then I kind of that's where a helicopter is not yeah but all the ways it's dark you can't see me he's look at the helicopters way over there Oh God are you saying oh it's dark over here you can't see me check it can you can't see me I'll hide behind the toy store do not take a toy laser sword now is not the time god there's no clothing it's a hat right there there you go really gotta do a dance like a shooting gallery oh [ __ ] oh boy goddamn it son of a [ __ ] there's so many dudes in here it's like a sausagefest [ __ ] military sausagefest [ __ ] off nice run okay we're gonna re knock him down goddammit [ __ ] you you're not doing the running part I was right there I did it hey bull I'm serious now mm-hmm if you don't run right to the Hyatt I'm going to [ __ ] your face see the thing is you're supposed to say something that I don't want to face [ __ ] you so is that a character yeah it's a character he does a bunch of different ones okay but my god so like expect on Patrol that's a real shame that's a [ __ ] downer that's a downer that's not gonna that's snacking it doesn't bode well bro doesn't bro dwell I hope that wasn't the helicopter okay is that smoke from the helicopter could just be barbecue I just got I just got tested baby don't looking let it if I put the dot in the middle of your name you become a website for hats oh no how many things do I have to get it's a whole 24-hour period yeah you got to get eat things bro does it how hard does this bleed time it looks awfully hard cuz I'm thinking maybe if this bleeds a lot of time maybe it doesn't take too long no but 30 minutes minutes like level up like crazy and then then we'll be more okay you know what what why did you get the watch but I'm doing all the hard work yeah you look exhausted like sweaty good [ __ ] I'm down to my [ __ ] a shirt I discovered a new program called workflowy that has really helped me a lot and I've gotten like more things done in this first month of 2016 that I didn't like the last four months and 15 is that right just because of this one [ __ ] app just because it workflowy yeah just because it's to-do list that will have you been paid by the good people at workflowy no actually I would love that though really you guys want to pay me talk more about how good your program is but I feel like I already did that for free yeah good job but it's a great it's a [ __ ] awesome software well it's not software it's just it's okay we can get an app for your phone but it's really simple it's literally just a list with like tables that's it because all that like Evernote and [ __ ] like you guys sync everything and it's really confusing has all these different between check its weight check if you could drive that one that you just passed the van yeah sorry to interrupt your [ __ ] commercial oh god damn it what the [ __ ] ever work for you really helped me talk about it if I want to know it that's fine it's just that commercial I don't want to lose two thousand kills okay do it so yeah I'm gonna do that don't stop for anything like three steps knock it off dude top ow he's that's exactly what he would say he would just be like stop she's guys too just so mean he's so mean Frank West oh that's what my dad he said to me he was like Frank are you tired Frank we're always breaking ties I'm winning I get the winning score baby whenever I meet a puppy and I pet it and it's like I'm like mine what are you talking about breaking hearts bro Reagan ties whenever I go to the Men's Wearhouse and they're like yeah I got what doctors refer to with a thick neck I believe the anatomical term is thick dang yeah I'm gonna get you I'm gonna scream at your face snip snap yep eat that melon oh god what the [ __ ] dude Wow DOJ more to the pharmacy quickly this is harrowing oh my god no there's more guys over here it's the other way it's the back way oh [ __ ] maybe he's got a or Oh J she has nothing look at his boy always lead him into the zombies never mind there Dan that's two blocks dude his name is Brock you do the math guys Brocken up a storm I can Trey one punch on him and yet he complained what that his belly was not full Oh cuz he's a zombie I guess I guess so - okay so that's a happy ending yeah he got away he got away as I as assumed it Isabella did - okay cool happy texts ending yeah that's weird that they didn't mention Isabella boy like just throwing me for all kinds of loops yeah well [ __ ] it what a strange ending to this playthrough goodbye bye everyone love you Wow didn't see that coming you wanna hope you wanna hope I saw you coming a mile away [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] wish Oh

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Length: 58min 15sec (3495 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 14 2019