Best of Super Mario Maker Laughter - Game Grumps Compilation [Funniest Moments] [UNOFFICIAL]

are you red daddy I could kill you right now I'm not okay some-something's going okay should I follow these arrows or is he just [ __ ] with me no no you should definitely follow them okay am I supposed to do it with another thing game now I didn't realize I could do that all right thanks Ross what a great [ __ ] you for Wow good job Ross yeah you really nailed that one who the star oh yeah oh please here you just click that star okay all right this is alright the next one is actually quite pleasant I think you'll I think you're quite enjoy it okay this is the weirdest [ __ ] [ __ ] Ross's game making style Oh God pretty short level such as me a gap in a dragon that's what it looked like he broke that that vine oh well then I think you're pretty much dead no I can still climb it there we go Jesus Christ those are all the deaths around the world that's [ __ ] funny okay [Laughter] I remember getting an email a while back from [ __ ] Oh Ross is watching this at home laughing oh he'll be here soon god dammit told me that text tool we started what an [ __ ] he was like come on yeah this is very uh game is very Ross I mean Ross Oh cheep cheeps okay trapped Oh God Ross Ross Ross oh my god no no lost you're [ __ ] dead to me yeah yeah [Laughter] that's fine that's cool oh boy why does it shoot spikes okay watch out for the bub use you can bounce off the walls you can try angled open yeah oh nice [Laughter] [Music] oh yeah nice whatever like I could sample that and put it in like a Scorsese film and it would be just you'd be like wow what a great performance from Dan avidan that one line I am I am in anguish right now yeah that's that's what it is and it's a matter of not wanting it enough come on man what are you doing I cannot to save my life I cannot do this please come thank you thank you make me a smoke the sweet release of spiny dead oh oh gosh let me say you can probably it that Firefly next time I games oh my god I could kill you right now thanks for the post traumatic stress disorder says Johnny Ace DP see what happens now go really leap of faith man are you [ __ ] joshing me all right Ross you gonna put lava in the leap of faith section oh man looks like you got a rhythm down with this yeah oh yeah it feels great really just so danceable yo this is practically Beethoven for me such a rhythm I feel like Gloria Estefan up a new boot some high-level Mario share I mean you're pulling off well no I mean that wouldn't exclude it I don't want to speak to something okay here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah this is there again [Laughter] that would be on the other side without a mushroom Oh God holy [ __ ] good job through the dough we're taking me where I Ross tell me your secret get it beat it yawn jump bag gonna be there or you know it's just as fast it is it truly is looks like someone's taking pages right out of the Ovid and playbook yeah the little floppy a copy right tempo remix party had a remix thing for the song to hit the [ __ ] these [ __ ] conveyor belts can suck my nads anyway go on yeah [ __ ] Baby Bowser [ __ ] is stupid it's dumb stupid but I'm trying to grab it and try and see if I guy that I don't give up so easy [ __ ] wow I'm getting I'm getting super sheer yeah now do you think there's a bisexual porn called the vast and the curious you know [Music] probably if not somebody should take that I like to drive my car fast and also I've been kind of thinking about dudes being that imma do [ __ ] come on man [ __ ] made that jump [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid stupid yeah going to going to no no you son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] Bowser ass [ __ ] kid ass stupid little [ __ ] baby piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] dumbass dog your way is raw jump and land on the thing no man okay I don't know if we can do this man I can do it don't [ __ ] doubt me I don't all that [ __ ] praise I get it caught into the bitter end I was like you but I got you believe I believe in you dude yeah and did I do it it doesn't matter I never gave up on you [ __ ] what the hell [ __ ] walljump for [ __ ] sake god [ __ ] will do it I think maybe let's give this one more shot and then let's take a little break ah it's [ __ ] hammers get out of here with that yes oh nice no it's okay this is easy this is easy you do this no no don't [ __ ] jump at me you piece of [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] stab your parents next time on game grumps I'll give you a [ __ ] hernia the hell man oh boy I'm actually scared to be in this room right now this is the point where [ __ ] Captain Kirk is like you're emotionally compromised I'm going on the mission it oh boy I'm gonna feel it anymore dude I I feel nothing I'm good it's gone from like red to grey you [ __ ] Hammer with your [ __ ] tight ass hammer your stick you wouldn't work not even a real sentence let's just Brian was playing a little ditty on the piano and I was singing along to it [Music] [Laughter] [Music] that's called Oh that's called yeah when the hits TARDIS to do okay it's so easy a child could do it [Laughter] no Bowser why you gotta be like that well I could [ __ ] do that don't you [ __ ] do it don't you do it okay [ __ ] this [ __ ] this [ __ ] so stupid like a [ __ ] pit bull no I don't want a [ __ ] secret I'll do it on my own oh my I don't want your [ __ ] cheesy ass [ __ ] secret that you probably have even beaten this stage yet oh if you add your little [ __ ] [ __ ] doors that you go in stupid it's stupid 2015 it's stupid it with a wide oh my god he just didn't he didn't want me to beat the level for the first time accidentally at home and then ruin the surprise for myself what an unbelievable tool searching for the most negative work what an unbelievable tool oh my god I liked your thing that you've been doing this past week which is paying me very nice compliments but like in a really weird tone from yesterday like oh there's Dan everybody likes him he's handsome and talented oh look at me I'm Dan I'm super talented enhancing and everybody likes me yeah I like hanging out with people and people like hanging out with me um Dan it's incredibly flattering it off-putting at this yeah what a crazy damn it this is there any way to get her is there enough time so called the aura monster oh well I guess you're through now yeah yeah I'm just gonna hang here Phil get off my head you [ __ ] dog no I'm not oh you [ __ ] oh wow wow wow well then oh [ __ ] it's Baby Bowser Anki it's the boughs I mean [ __ ] what am I supposed to do here I hit the table lock mmm now you gonna time it so when it comes back into existence there you go go just jump on the second one Oh hey it's uh it's just the shiznit East I guess not [ __ ] I've been avoiding that like the place I know some [ __ ] turtle [ __ ] shell this double conveyor belt system he's got is [ __ ] remember cuz I forget it I need it okay there's two really he's one-sixth of the way into this level is he I mean [ __ ] aside here okay here we take it take it play it I don't care I don't even care anymore stupid stupid yes no no yes but yeah but no who are these people I feel bad for the next girl I sleep with because this this angers it's gonna come out in the bedroom from our friends fine okay here comes the part that no human being has ever beaten there's probably a [ __ ] you gotta bounce up the turtle shells ooh why would you make it such that Oh [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] my bones are telling me to [ __ ] leave the room and cry that's what my bones want me the ones are telling me please drink more milk yeah why do you do this to me yeah I need calcium it's been so long since I feel like I've had proper sustenance okay stop it with the pizzas goddamn it no time for a dance party you know what if I just like dropped off the face of the plan today I would even care [ __ ] stressing out dude yeah my cortisol is through the roof my Bo when I'm happy smells like [ __ ] flowers and waffles give it would that be they show you the skills that pay the bills these two alright nothing would make me happier no I don't care [ __ ] [ __ ] those bills hell man what is gone there they're gonna shut off our electricity if those are the skills you're using to tie our bills with excuse me Glendale power and water [ __ ] Oh No okay no you know when I first met Ross was at an anime convention and the last time I met Ross is going to be today in the office I'm just gonna put I think you think I'm you think you'll enjoy it I think I'll like it too right yeah it's real nice real pleasant jaunt okay and then I'll have you play spine you suffocation which has a I believe point for like I maybe should have worried about it there's no ground there I thought it was ground there one finger up the butt and the other one have you tried that it's awesome it's incredible I have not tried that what really yeah I don't know either I don't I've never wanted to either it doesn't it's gross right I don't know I've never tried well I mean conceptually it's I mean I would be embarrassed if I ever did that and [Music] [Laughter] damn it oh they were too close together I got scared run me through your thought process we've we've never seen this we've never played it anything like that out of 200,000 people who have played this level only like a thousand have it are you [ __ ] [ __ ] my nuts sure are you're a bag of dicks okay what how how would you even do that what if I go running oh damn okay oh man this is a nightmare homeless actually whoa whoa whoa whoa ha what all right Thank You droid yeah you are the best how would you even do this I mean I'm not saying that that's the only solution but there's a swap there I know but I wanted to stay super to the left yeah I know I couldn't stop my awesome Mario mentum scared too scared to care I'm at the point where I'm just if my mind is thinking so simplistically that I just I announced my emotions yeah yeah fear fear oh how we were gonna create like a walkthrough where it's just us green screened and we're in the corner of the screen this is I got it you got it just get that second fuzzy butyl helmet on there most insane [ __ ] hahahaha oh dude go oh my god you're [ __ ] out I don't know if you can do whoa that was fun at least [ __ ] that's it yes that is it that is it like simultaneously blows both of my nuts oh nice oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness just running jump raise up raise up raise up dude it's so hard okay watch this two helmets yeah it was actually much easier than it seemed was it Michael I could kill you right now this isn't gonna be good that's a lot of wrenches come the [ __ ] I mean Gerard you need the rhythm in the rhyme okay I'm pretty sure it's the way he intended it to be okay yeah so done similar stuff ever tell you about that nope my [ __ ] joke Yoda she'll cure her yeah now it's like Yoda after he like retires from the force he [ __ ] he wants to become a comedian he's not he's not a policeman he retires from the floor because the comedian so yeah so he's like he's like he only tells Star Wars related joke so he's like mm I have a joke for you so if you poor you didn't okay tell it's me joke copy Oda what what kind of car do I Drive [Music] a Toyota hmm funny good one street from Daegu boy Aaron oh [ __ ] I don't want to do this I thought I could do it but I can it's way harder than it looks isn't it yeah it sure is here's a good one from the planet Tatooine what watch it what did Luke Skywalker say about somebody bullying his sister what's that you better not lay a finger here's a good one from straight from the Death Star okay what did I hear handed back what did a jockey manager see to him before the big race okay this is me playing now what what did they say order use the horse okay I was like that's a suspicious pause of time between saying something yeah you serious ding I've got a new joke for you what is it where does where does Vader get all of his designers shoes where's that where's that yeah d dearth mall what the [ __ ] this is impossible No shut up Jana joke likey there's nothing you can do man oh god don't throw the wrenches dammit ok wait check this out check this out many of you die as possible so here and here and then in and then we're good we're cool and then here oops what do you call a bounty hunters favorite dog what's that his Bobo pitch funny joke it's not it's not funny but do you think like the people would like actually call him out on it not being funny or they just like he's super old what is a jedi's favorites candy what's that here hey life Seaver he's just like more and more wildly intense every time God dude starting it I'm starting to lose it with this a little bit no please God please just let me get back to the place do this let it happen do it for me okay okay don't errand or Oh God come on God proved to me you're real by being on my side with this hey Dan what's up yo des I'm getting funny joke for you what do you call it when Chewbacca's best friend is in a band and he has an opportunity to play the instrument on his own han Solo [Music] okay okay definitely kind of definitely kind of flagging just slightly oh boy here we go okay and a little jump here okay okay nope nope nope nope nope that's good what I've got a funny joke for you that's cool would you like to hear it what is AJ's favorite Italian dessert [Music] is this a gelato I don't know ob1 cannolis I can't I can't I can't do it both both of these things at once Oh who comes to take your car when you don't have any money max repo ha ha ha Furniture no no not with the wrenches what does a Tuscan reader eat after his meal what's that some desert you are how many ways Girard can you make me hate your [ __ ] face and head and body and life so no sneak drinks from the bar in I don't know ok I will be punching myself in the face and I will be telling more than that's a great one and hope everyone could see that when it shows up okay and that's not a dick that's just three conspicuously shaped happy faces piled on top of each other Gerard you are dead to me bog you oh god it's so [ __ ] hard to [ __ ] [ __ ] I know how a lot of things hinder doesn't help you can go ahead and remix that and me just end me put the gun in my mouth no it's bottled in Fiji and I guess oh come on well you have officially died in every square inch like [ __ ] it's hard because you're off the screen yeah it's pretty brutal I didn't think it would be that hard to whoops I share your frustration this is very hard on me like personally I have a hard on you spicy meat-a-ball yeah nicely they look you [ __ ] trash [ __ ] [ __ ] off it's [ __ ] stupid Koopa and his dumb [ __ ] helicopter oh [ __ ] I forgot [ __ ] no no no that's spike no I don't like it no damn Oh Oh got another one no you're alright oh there is Jim [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god I gave myself the hiccups again okay let's do it one more let's do a little one more this this is uh it hasn't ended our friendship with Ross but I mean relations are strained right I shoot him a death glare every so long yeah me too just randomly cuz his and my desks are the way they're laid out is I'm facing it yes so I try not to make eye contact right I've tried a couple times that's amazing that you could feel that way shouldn't really need that mushroom when you go through [Laughter] [Laughter] okay I like James Cameron dude well James Cameron's great loves aliens I heard Titanic was good from people at the time Titanic is the same movie as Avatar is it really yeah but like on a boat yeah I think this is what old people feel like just don't lose your fire flower here you'll be fine there it is no problem shoot the [ __ ] helmet out God there it goes shut the [ __ ] back whoa ass whoa ass [Laughter] check this [ __ ] watch this hahaha [ __ ] dick [ __ ] oh nice that's a pissed-off wiggler wiegler that's a pissed-off wigger oh my god Oh Mario got a little crazy there Paul with the board to pack the bag diggy diggy diggy said the buggy said up jump the boogie [Music] [Laughter] doesn't who doesn't love pissing go back through pipe for secret fire flower really hey look at people helping you oh my god yeah yeah Beth Beth I love that man I love him too he's a super sweet fella I saw him when he was here we said hi that did not happen I wish though that's awesome nothing's gonna nothing's gonna take me down unless of course he just goes a little too great [ __ ] job dude oh that's a flapping around oh that's not good oh how delicious oh yeah [ __ ] off oh yeah oh that felt amazing oh god I need a cigarette and a towel yeah to Cory for hours marvelous this [ __ ] oh god this is very unsettling god damnit [ __ ] this [ __ ] stupid right off the bat yeah yeah but I gotta get this [ __ ] out I guess I'll just drop it [ __ ] stupid piece of [ __ ] oh god I love it I was just in sawblades I was just gonna say like you know you're handling this pretty well so far I haven't seen too much rage and and with that with that last one I'm starting to I'm starting to see it the [ __ ] the [ __ ] like god damn it it's so enticing I wish I had like an actual clown horn like that that I could just you know every time Ross is just about to go to sleep I can run up and [ __ ] jam it in his ear like bump you you're bumping grasshop I think it's hard for people to believe just how much of like no idea we have woah woah woah that's bananas just how much no idea we have of what's going on when we record the show yes listen back all the time and you're like what really I [ __ ] said that almost a time in my life when I said that especially older ones I'm like what the [ __ ] even did I say there sometimes I sound like a completely different person like that jontron guy like man my voice was differently like God I've changed a lot since the show I remember playing this game did I used to do that man I shook off the wall today on a very special happens [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yes suck my nads I would love to after that it's like my [ __ ] nards credibly impressive no no no no now I don't [ __ ] know [ __ ] except that next time yeah I mean we got some we got some hard levels maybe they're hard maybe they're funny I don't I haven't played any of I'm excited I'm excited you know what I'm excited to get my mind off of how bad you see a little bit now it smells like speed stick like masking [ __ ] hey Aaron you smell like [ __ ] am i okay with that not a bit feel in my bones and I feel it in my thumbs something stinky this way comes I think I think my I think my version of it was uh uh oh man I smell like [ __ ] I'm not okay with this [ __ ] one of my best friends from from childhood asked me to officiate his wedding oh nice yeah isn't that cool very officiated our wedding yeah I know and I uh I talked to Barry about any said it's fun and it's easy and I I did [Music] have one demand though that if I'm going to officiate his wedding his bride-to-be when she's walked down the aisle by her father it has to be to the song headstrong by trapped girl fatigue you take on anyone and he was like [ __ ] yeah yeah so now I'm really excited yeah I know Thank You Marshall for bumper girl yeah whoa oh whoa I don't I don't like this RA oh yeah oh it's a dance party and I'm drunk what the [ __ ] is happening right now oh god dude I'm kind of freaking out kind of [ __ ] losing my mind oh god what you doing because I'm about to ruin the [ __ ] styles in the [ __ ] that you're used to dude this is really hard Oh goddamn it oh yeah no dude you can't follow up coheed and cambria with trapped oh so that's a that's a step down unless trapped you're also fans of cave grubs in which case right headstrong I love it that reminds me that time I did mushrooms but don't do drugs kids so I never did mushrooms okay have I ever tried the deliciousness that is piece [ __ ] take mister you got any of those [ __ ] take mushrooms the skinny ones the [ __ ] takers oh yeah maybe if I jump over this yeah no nice try try a puppy again I want a hallucination I want to see colors because this levels all black yo whoa whoa didn't mean it in that way God you always take it to a racial place do I the color black is clearly the most used color on this kid in the screen oh that's you objectively and subjectively I do this has nothing to do it is Mike your hatred of african-americans yes stop trying to pin me down some kind of racist yeah just because I hate other races I don't know that door looks so appealing empting bro it's tempting oh and now I know I can get the thing so I'll just do it yeah yes please get that okay just get it yes this is concerning you forgot to write the start time it's okay it's a I forget you just started right away sorry I got excited I'm so damn determined I'm like a gigolo ready to burst I forgot goddamn I'm like a god damn gigolo ready to burst oh boy oh man what is that from battle kid a battle kid that's right whoa oh dude [ __ ] Hill bro sorry I was like I'm going as soon as I have what what do you call it like the little moment of invincibility is there work yeah a little moment of an invulnerability yeah that's what I meant I mean they're both the same word now there's a special word for it like something a little moment where you're invincible yeah I've heard you use a term for it oh that's the one [ __ ] just go for it okay yeah yeah they're just gonna do some yeah you got to get into that anything that you uh it's a damage boost is that the word that might be the word oh god what the [ __ ] is our off suite damage oh that's a more complicated term that's supposed to be an exclamation mark or is it like a mistake line oh [ __ ] really oh [ __ ] damn it balls god [ __ ] damn yo can you believe that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh now wow I want that let it die put it in the fire let it stew with the rest of them mmm the rest of the mushroom yeah you're a [ __ ] what is that another sack of gold coins throw it in the pile I don't even want to hear it when it hits the ground I don't want it child's play throw it in the furnace the butt furnace the furnace I specifically care for things that I consider lesser than a butt Wow for all you two enjoy a pretty far can I have that on screen as text as I said it yeah all Kevin came through for you I already know I know it in my heart [Laughter] get over it get over it Mario Jesus she's just not that into you move on [Laughter] it's just one big love metaphor oh god I'd be so sad she wants to be with the dragon favorite like it's like animation bits what's that from his Halloween card suit cartoon he's like he's like with his kids uh-huh he was like tip tell him what you are now and she's like I'm a princess a princess and he's like I'm a marine biologist he's like a Marine by Allah [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] Boy Bell I wish people at home could have seen your [ __ ] face have to finish that yell you just got this like humph look on your face like god I'm glad I said Frick to the thirtieth power that's a lot of Frick do you kidding me alright oh look it up here that's a good way to hell yeah about that yeah how do you [ __ ] like that Bowser if the way to do a [ __ ] salty sander why do you keep jumping all the time you [ __ ] freak oh my god [ __ ] out there [Laughter] [Applause] oh my god like a villain you've been fighting for like your whole life now [Laughter] just saying it but then like the the realizing it's the truth and reiterating it yeah like raising an octave in your voice shut up you freak [Laughter] Hey look at that freak said jumpin freak [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] you know what you have to write as a comment oh yeah no absolutely I caught a glimpse of it oh never mind its own the [ __ ] dude no yeah that's a great fun level yay thanks Taylor was a nice little the best that's a nice little like I choose to believe Taylor Swift made that level that's very nice booth and now I have mad love great job man no I'll just star it here we go okay man job great the mood avanti boot what's this all about give me the boot I hop around in G giant boot if my face that's it's sort of like you know like woman is is man with a wool in front of it right so like [ __ ] is is intrinsically female in the language and then we have to add man in front of it so why isn't there a [ __ ] man version of the word [ __ ] I'm an event one right now okay frog old frog old but the sound effect that Mega Man makes in the Mega Man cartoon when you're like shoots his Buster it's just like boom sound effect and it's really satisfying isn't that also the sound you use to describe when a kick ball [ __ ] hits you in the face thanks Bryan that was a sweet level seekers of the shroom Bryan you're the best I haven't experienced seekers of the shrooms since a Phish concert in 2004 what's the name of the guy who assembled this Ludo Ludo I mean awesome and he did the art book too right goddamn Ludo you're alright Effie a gamegrumps tumbler Jesus Ludo yeah he did yeah he's more a grump than I am good [ __ ] job dude hey man don't sell yourself short you're pretty pretty decent grump I'm not so grump we took life yeah oh do I just have to like place the turtle shell on the platform so it gets taken around yeah maybe maybe that's the [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn it [ __ ] turtle shell ass [ __ ] okay nope [ __ ] right when the elevators coming back oh you son of a [ __ ] so glad we found this and all this ass so there's gotta be at least three asses here classic classic some Vlasic ass oh [Music] did you just make a pickles reference you did I don't mean to I mean a pride I love [ __ ] pickles do you really I don't love [ __ ] pickle I knew I'd get it out of you shoot your [ __ ] GU at me all right thank you what what oh I thought you were still talking to me I will do no such thing shoot your goo in my face no that is you have to be very special for me to want to do that yeah well what I'm not that special you are but damn it well [ __ ] man no I won't I'm not gonna shoot the girl just give me a little goo it's just for luck I'll do it I'll do with another I'll do with another girl and then do the goo well we'll lay together in our faces will be will be betwixt your your banana sausage and we'll both of our mouths open with our with our tongues sticking out are you talking about will be like and like bring it back in to like get them moist again talking china sushi and shoot your gue pretty far well I got that from I know I got that from Death Proof death proof yeah quentin tarantino's oh yeah he was in grindhouse yeah that was a fucked-up movie I liked it yeah it's it's like least favorite movie he hates it he hates it yeah supposedly I thought it's very good there's there's the part after the first stuntman Mike scene mm-hmm where they're in the hospital and spoilers that is a spoiler rich movie yeah where they're in the hospital and then the guys like like why did he do it what why did he do it and then the doctors like I don't know maybe that's just the only way you can shoot is good [Laughter] magic you are killing this all of a sudden oh you know what they call me Aaron the murderer three counties at least according the judge you know as I did most of my murders in Florida I was tried in Ohio which is much more forgiving you know what a jury of my peers calls me it's not true by the way don't take that a context yeah and has never murdered anything except a boy I'm not a very I'm not a poopy guy yeah you are the poopies guy I've ever met can I put that tell my wife his last words here Wow she's like crying and then like her tears like so matrial happen she's like he does he do all right that's great I don't know only 45 more iterations seriously oh that's a big [ __ ] goober open here open himer I've become demand destroyer of worlds yeah I've become death I'm sure that's what Miyamoto said after he created this it's Oppenheimer up in hi Esmeralda mucho open [Laughter] I need my mornings to show I love it's a cut above the rest oh very nice and trees bro you will like reach for the controller you were like man let me just read the messages Oh whatever I beat it I wasn't even it's kind of half paying attention that was actually remarkable so thanks I didn't mean to no oh my god you're so close to the world record [Laughter] it's incredibly tempting results no geez this is not oh god no God dang it okay things are okay not cool Wow here we go that [ __ ] lid peeled off like a can of soup next we have Revenge of the Polar Express bye sad ah this level is probably gonna make me sad yeah I hope us playing sad level makes him happy good good I'm glad you're sad I can poop as many times as you want me to buddy you know how much I love pooping dive it is well documented okay well I kinda feel like you mailed it in on that one yeah it's alright it's alright I understand you have ulterior motives dude I put like three stamps on that [ __ ] then they were like overpaid someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl on was and I was like well March 15th stupid I'm trying my best man it's [ __ ] hard I know Emperor Palpatine czar dead the other Star Wars thing I say we step out and I grab this to walks back in I'm like oh sorry I didn't see the chain by Darth Vader no he was my dad Emperor pep-pep 14 yeah actually I went to stop he was married in so he's an emperor step peppers I love you so he's kind of like he's kind of like a pal job now yeah [ __ ] never I go to a party I don't know what the [ __ ] to say to people I'm just like yo nice coat oh thanks I got it from JC Petty and I'm like AHA manner is do you still have trouble at parties like with like feeling awkward and [ __ ] yeah of course really well no yes and no because the thing is like you really can't I've read a ton of books and had a lot of practice on talking to people I could [ __ ] give a lecture on how to talk to people right right first but and if they stop talking about their Co for any reason back on the menu open that book back up you want to stay on the tail of a little bit longer okay but the thing is like it's just I'm and I want to get over this and I wanted to try to find a way to get over it but like it's just my personality to just be like intimidated by social situations that's interesting like I'm as confident as it can be if you threw me in a conversation with some Rando uh-huh I would totally be able to talk to the what if they were Mexican what if it's like a Mexican random well then I guess I'd have to learn a whole new language I [Laughter] [Laughter] literally talk with you for a living well yeah oh I don't know when you're talking to friends there's no judgments oh right that's true well maybe not from your side but I'll tell you what though we're like Burlington Coat Factory oh god damn it this is so [ __ ] hard you gotta think like three steps ahead of everything this is like playing chess on in space what if your coat was suede I need maybe a suede somebody who's totally not in the know about that oh thanks I got it from I totally did the Irish good I had her last party as the Irish goodbye you just bounce no words to anyone just gone super trustworthy man here we go this is the one you're the your [ __ ] boss national draw you handsome look at you well I would they just draw me yeah you didn't have to add the hey man we see what we want to see huh man people really give you a lot of credit don't think drawing Stan don't think that is cool don't throw it don't throw it damn it damn hey what's up back you ever make like a peanutbutter sandwich ah ha but like and you got your hands a little messy but you were like whatever and as you were eating it your hands got a little more messy and you were like whatever and then you were like I want a jerk-off it's lower I expected this together yeah like that's the biggest way misinformation is spread with sentences that start with that you know if they say yeah you know they say my penis is larger than most penises in the world who's they point back the well-qualified - I've showed you their stuff before they they they were my buds back in New York quite pakistan's for pictures of your kids pooping and cry very funny and they did this one thing that like did not get a lot of love online but I thought it was so funny it was called prank my dad and it's just like I mean they're both full-grown men but ones like the kid and the others the dad and he and the kids just like he's got big glasses he's like hey why did you pray wait did like you push a button and like the dad like slips on a banana peel did you plate we did I gotta see that now goes my dad he's so easily pretty [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Wow my penis training is almost complete my really on fire see where that one where you can get cover is you out chill out under there why aren't you just mr. [ __ ] Mario at all it was almost pee-wee Herman ask right Timmy it felt more like was confirmation hey stop looking at my pajama over here and we are done so I'd shot you right out of the seat I've got a great idea hear me out you know I've been jump onto the spikes that's an excellent question I don't think so let's find out I don't think so the answer is maybe the answer is try again later okay you really got a book it welcome back to our unweighting nightmare where the [ __ ] never stops whoa really yeah I am missing out we are always [ __ ] why if I what have I been doing during the time of all that I'm always [ __ ] really yeah and I'm just like not [ __ ] not so far I'm always [ __ ] he is not not so [ __ ] and where the [ __ ] am I right okay wedging guinea pigs into a tight space which sounds more sexual than I meant it that you are fun yeah yeah well yeah so I almost I got up from the couch to check something I almost fell and really injured myself badly and Aaron like without looking up from his phone was like oh man are you okay you were already okay well that's how I said that and I'd seen that so oh no I saw it I saw it in the reflection of my phone case when I picked it up look at me till completion and oh god that would be Suzie's least favorite thing you could ever say do you want me to complete castle with Nathan Fillion yeah okay um how do you what the [ __ ] [Music] well that's a long way down did you just put a crazy long sound effect that's still falling oh my god that's like some Looney tune [ __ ] that was awesome don't fall like that again dude we don't have that kind of time you monster frizz oh yeah there's a checkpoint here cuz there's no [ __ ] way I would have been able to yeah you really just got a foot oh you got to press it before you go on the door duh I'm such a [ __ ] clod ja der dang [ __ ] dirt the dirt what did die son oh of course should just been able to grab it and run I think it's just because you have PTSD from playing this for so long alright here we go post-traumatic disorder oh man this is Chris Maisie you're Chris Nazy I I'm feeling Chris Nazy I'm getting physics and eating my own positio the Santa's on is like I'm going crazy going crazy right now well on the now no say now I'm alive forever the idea of like someone falling down stairs god damn it [ __ ] kidding the idea of someone falling down stairs and making like the scam it just became this running joke of Aaron and me being from the Planet Zog noid like us at the to a concert like these sounds are enjoyable to my human ears and certainly not my antenna masses are noid would have pools azog nah nobody likes Zog noise so stupid for I am a human who's like grab me a drink how about flock of snap jewels I mean water this water is as clean and crystallized as the lakes of park seon x52 Oh I mean the lakes of Milwaukee Minnesota [Laughter] as a human says for I am indeed a human I'll just never I'll just never forget coming out of that tool concert and being whoops feeling like deeply moved at how powerful it was and then just here here be like from the distance cuz we were far apart at that time you're like that sure was enjoyable to my human face all of my senses touch smell and sight the resignation of those sounds were good yes especially in my floral chamber do I have a selection of many boots for my human tentacle no it's just feet it's just feet oh I was just making a human Joe I was testing you are you a zag no Fred I think not anyway you're too much like a human aren't you far away the dumbest characters we've ever created hmm I enjoy a daring wean I was playing video games just the other day with my friends Jonathan Fred Angliss sexiest 18:6 and Porter ticket my bros Adam Joe and I [Laughter] I mean Phil yeah Phil we call him Phil for short because is too long yes his full name is Philip but we shortened it were convenient I'm too busy for such things as a human as I as humans do human god I just checked my watch as a it fits so splendidly over my suction cup hands I mean I mean for life I mean are we gonna stop [ __ ] it at all yes [ __ ] a curse that we humans say when displeased with many things such as the price of oil rapidly increasing tentacle wars going on for millennia in the system quagga nog is it that right fellow humans I just opted to a good start har har har an expression of mirth after tweeting with Katie the other day yeah and we're doing that character over tweets mhm and she was like meet my new girlfriend and my new human girlfriend it was just like the emoji for it for it printer I was like wow her dog matrix is delightful and then that she was like look at her baby and it was the emoji for like a screw I trust that that's correct I landed in the spiky butt cheeks lonely island is definitely smart stupid yeah with the dookie dookie yeah the song that's like [ __ ] trouble on Dookie island that's a song they do you never heard that one oh oh it's the whole the whole song is like this really like hard rap yeah whether they're they're doing like a bank heist yeah and they're just like and just for like the first 30 seconds it's just like yeah oh [ __ ] police are following us Dookie flying out of my jeans and it just starts escalating Dookie was come dookey those cops getting out of the escape car do keep flying out of my shirt bus Ilona Duque oh boy you can't jump on the moles yeah okay cool give it three more child three more tries pretty freaking me out [Laughter] whenever she whatever she says like I have the perfect husband I'm gonna play a clip of you that's two more here it is this one's for all the marbles Oh our super stoked all right Tim all right you got a second [ __ ] dicks sake dicks crow things getting on your knees and suck a troll dicks yo getting on your belly uh control this nuts with your chin yo you got a hairy chin yo rub those hands like velcro yo break okay here's what you do here's what you do this is called boolean logic dan remember this all right like beef cubes that's booyah know what you got to get a running start on that last are you [ __ ] with me dude unbelievable man I can't believe with you man come on [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah whoa yeah he was just mad it's just like [ __ ] and manic you for sending us this game Jennifer dumped me Jennifer dumped me yeah jenny was and I am I say men we have manly flair I did he did they wrote it in it's okay big cat what that's what I call you sometimes when you need comforting really yeah you're just like so distant you never paid such would any group gets that popular I'm just gonna do it I'm gonna do it and we've learned nothing I I feel like I've made a horrible mistake did you see that I don't know here you go you gotta figure some [ __ ] out real quick Earth's calm and rad for me really doing the best that I can that's what I got and I got two hands a best friend Dan and anything else that rhymes what it flan what do you yeah what do you need more than two hands and your best friend Dan first of all I'm your best friend yes well thank you Susie's your best friend I don't care she's she's her own category in a different category as far as I'm concern right oh this is the battle kid part Oh God wow what a [ __ ] this is pandemonium Jesus is a nightmare dumped you twice more God okay dude my everything is tight right now my all the things goddamn it this is good God in heaven Jesus so nuts oh yes can you not get out of here now [Laughter] there you go I think is this funny is as I think it is but your content was entered and sent successfully ago Jennifer call me fir Buffalo stance was big in the it was like right at the change between the 80s and 90s well doesn't he take a diet then okay hey it was a girl first of all and what does she take a diet then okay she was cool I like Neneh Cherry that sounds like some kind of like british ism where they say like weird things like throw it in the boot just so you know like well why don't you take a diet then you know not a very good song is it who said that as David Bowie de Coldplay I would love to go to the AVN Awards yeah yeah how cool would that be do you know anybody there you up for an award or something no Danny yeah may be watched most poor the music video for what's that Blues Traveler song it's like Nigeria what was something in my head I'm gonna need some more can you think I could Murray of a phone calling or what you said wow dude like a game chicken to sing with the parting gift I cannot believe my eyes [Music] [Applause] around surefire key speed things up it doesn't know me down it's called runaround Content ID cuz your to Mario Luigi do it that would be cool who would I play I don't know [ __ ] I could be towed and I could just be like toad would have the worst leg he'd be the worst for like rap songs that like have a ton of lyrics it's just like paragraphs of text I just want to hear a toad rendition of dear mama but - oh god that's really good can you give me one you are appreciated our audio capture [ __ ] readout looks insane right now oh goodness gracious I learned a lot yeah so the next the next single is definitely gonna have a toad rapping part right yeah we can have a toad breakdown light says thanks Coco says nice and Satan says great level thanks Lord oh here we go remember this if struggling this is my fight song super helpful dude it was younger I'm a [ __ ] meme dude are you really yeah dude I with that with that exact picture no it was with um it was the one we're ahead of Fedora on and that was in front of my Megaman collection or not and then next to a picture of me wearing all black with two swords oh Jesus and it says I can be your angle or your devil Wow and it's like super hugely tweeted right now it's so great it's like really popular and I'm so happy it brings me so much joy so great oh it's just so great because you have like in some of those pictures you have like I don't know the right way to say this and I don't I don't mean to be offensive towards you but I don't know how else to say it it's like fat but like in the shape of a six-pack do you know what I mean I always used to the reason I know what you mean is because I always used to be like yeah like a dad [ __ ] yeah we'll put up a picture it really is amazing it's like perfectly like distributed fat I have a very strange body dick in that time I was very skinny and like my I had like big hips so I was always like why I was always like where are my hips so big I don't get it I should I should have like a big upper body why the white birthing hips yeah but now I don't give a [ __ ] cuz the the whole of me is fat so now it's just all they're just fine so I I just can't lose weight anymore because if I do then I'll like lose all my upper mass but my hips will still be very wide you know what I'm saying oh yeah so if like you had like a Ukrainian mom she'd be very that's hard she would be like yes this is my daughter Aaron he make wonderful mother why due to verse 4 for easy birth why do you turis for easy birth how much you can have him /her for a goat enthusiam make it I I throw in I throw in young newborn 3 souls in this may be too good if your God sick it's ok I take a beautiful girl like Erin white I love you here we go I love you too man the first time I ever saw it was in the picture we took for the calendar we were in the Sailor Moon outfit and you couldn't get it over your head and I think somewhat snap the picture with like your midriff exposed and just your arm sticking I was like man Aaron's kind of weirdly fat ripped and there we go next time I gave her nipples did you give me one more of those [Laughter] would you like a color commentary over a gameplay session how about baseball basketball hockey or cricket cribbage cribbage turns into weird like board games from the eighteen hundred's racketball hot cheesy enjoy all the fun types of things fun full-contact boggle oh god you've never played tackle boggle if you're a kid and like you're your dad screams baloney when you like smacks you in the head a thousand times right right then when you're [ __ ] like 40 and you hear the word baloney you're gonna be like baloney rated-r starts Friday you'll never expect it around the corner and they're like no we're safe it's his blog no like a piece of Bologna like raises up behind their heads [Music] Loney rated R starts Friday see the person in the mirror they do that for the man below any man they like wash their face and then like the you know the living man oh you have knit is like slightly open and then they close it and then the mirror reveals the baloney man behind them [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] H to Bologna this is once in yes the extra man is for Bologna let us show you a turn discover the mystery means Bologna rated R starts progress and then there's like the [ __ ] made-for-tv like Cinemax version like pimento loaf [Laughter] don't say Bologna three times in the mirror or else the Bologna man's gonna come out Bologna this Friday yeah but do more like this Friday yes Friday I don't think you'll ever be able to do yeah no but do it more like I'm doing it with my vocal cords that's a little bit so much better if it was like really aggressive for no reason like [Laughter] oh did we get to talk about your favorite new show real rob real Rob yeah I really okay I genuinely want to know because I'm watching it and I'm baffled because like it's you hate it you hate it more than anything I don't hate it more than anything it's okay to hate things I just yeah it's you honestly hate it it baffles me because I don't know who it's for okay he doesn't like he doesn't tip well yeah and then somebody judges him for not tipping well and then he's like I'm gonna go into my million dollar house and it's like I don't relate to this this is like you're admitting to that you suck because he it's he sucks I'm not saying I don't know anything about Rob Schneider this is he could be the [ __ ] sweetest guy on the planet and I'm sure he's a great smart Duty's friends with all these really cool people consistently yeah this is this is what I wanted this is the emotion I wanted you to get to because this is this is where you were in the hotel room when you were watching it you really it's not like humility it's just like I'm a dick to people in general you know you know I got a I got a unlock that exploding and empiric how would you do that Ichi feat man oh the trials and tribulations of a let's player what's up chief we yeah man you know when that's your like top know who's gonna say you whiny [ __ ] things are okay dammit man my job is tough I wake up every morning and then just so sing the same button on to a thousand shirts over and over and over endlessly for $5 an hour you already chief eat yeah sometimes my feet itch one I play video games and people go haha and one time my footage and I get constantly emails from people saying how much they love me and my feet edge so okay here we go here we go hello ma'am my name is Rachel I'm 38 I live in this city we're after years and years of crawling my way to the top I finally found a job with Ford modeling but not as a model as a receptionist Wow I'm just like writing a sitcom it's so like I can so clearly hear it on TLC yeah you might think that I am a trendy cool girl working at a modeling agency but actually I'm one of the most nerdy girls yelling me star wars is my Bible I know now what I must do [Music] my name is Laura 31 living in South Arkansas I finally moved up to the big city Connecticut I found a job at fart modeling agency where my brother gave me a job as Wow Sex in the City I like having sex that's the premise of this new sitcom from HBO and you say I'm 35 and sang every day I write to Johnny Depp humming he writes me back then one day he did his letter read give it one more shot I'm gonna give it one more shot one more shot just like I'm giving one more shot to love or get the [ __ ] out yeah my friends all call me the love inator don't trust his see an apartment 23 and the C stands for cool girl uh-huh it stands for car and there's new level of zakah my country look for this fall for my new sitcom as [ __ ] synonymous that's a real weird non sequitur y'all laugh your [ __ ] Oh my name's my name's Laura I was I was married to Scott it was a good guy but he was boring now I just like my life is tuned in this eligible the moment you said all do boy this really is trippy now that I know that's gonna happen yeah right oh Jesus oh no oh you actually we're about to survive that in a really cool way I was but yeah dude wasn't jozu enough that's the problem [Music] it's problem anyway it's pretty it way at first it's pretty then it's silly yeah yeah trust me I gotta leave I've been watching the [ __ ] I'm all the way back here yeah dick was the patient like yeah I know but I know it would technically was tool I just finished Bowser's puzzle dungeon yep no may also enjoy silly Bowser according to the bottom there it's got a thing that says roar so you know it's spicy feed myself lies in order to live with my [ __ ] consequences that of what like well that wasn't even that was probably our finest effort thank you thank you super nice [Music] you die ah no no no yo Mario do my plumbing alright yeah don't take that for you just gotta get right on the trampoline and just jam yeah I'll just I'll just call up Justin and be like hey man let's hang out and he'll be like who is this someone sent this to me it's from mr. technical difficult on Facebook and it's called how to piss your pants without pissing your pants and it's a guy in London it's a video of a guy getting arrested in some kind of British territory and like he's he's clearly on drugs or something he's all [ __ ] up but he he's like pissing his pants but in such a way that he's like dick is like tucked up so he's like pissing like out the arc like he's like not getting any on himself I guess he is a little bit but it's really funny and amazing and Aaron watched it he was like wow wow awesome [ __ ] amazing immediately started over and watched it again he's great and he's drunk and he's like oh they put me in jail ten years twenty years thirty years I'll bang you up my family will buying you up and he's all he's just pissing himself I should have told you my favorite part about it which is the top comment on it which has 20,000 thumbs up uh-huh and it just says what the [ __ ] how did this situation arise why is his dick tucked up like that does he have a boner if so why does he have a boner why is he pissing why is he trying to act tough like he's not pissing everywhere so many unanswered question [Laughter] were himself through it really confounded I think I need to consult somebody I'm gonna hire somebody tomorrow to watch this video it's really [ __ ] crazy but that is my favorite part like why is he acting all tough like he's not there's another comment that talks about how like I mean he's it he's an angry dude he's like trying to talk [ __ ] and like as his voice raises like the piss stream gets stronger I'm an emotional pisser powerful stuff meant to me - I don't like heart and soul into this I'll be p.m. and you'll hear it like in the other room and then I'll think about like I mean nothing really pissed me off the music Kevin put up the Baskin Robbins logo no we are definitely not we do enjoy ice cream hey baskin-robbins if you ever want to come on my face 31 [Laughter] like a boardroom meeting where they're like so popular youtuber that we as a company jizz on his face I'm trying to so we're this meeting is to determine who will be the one doing that yes Jim do you have any opinions yes I would really love to come on this vintage baskin-robbins if you want to do a cookie puss tea cookie voices Carvel Marvell I knew it I see I knew it I [ __ ] let in with like oh maybe it's not basking Rob its Carvel okay Carvel [ __ ] you baskin-robbins Carmel if you want to deal with us baskin-robbins coming on my face is still on the table but Carvel if you want to do a cookie boy steal [ __ ] the please there you go you just gotta take your time well I don't [ __ ] have time dude I'm gonna show to make Jesus people much rather watch me die a thousand times in a row I'm speaking with you sneaky [ __ ] are you about to never pay for an uber ride for Esther you sneaky [ __ ] I've got a platform where I can just give everybody a free ride on uber oh my god but then I also get free rides so that's hey that [ __ ] if you want a free ride and you've never used uber before put in the code Aaron that's a Rin h2 5ue into your new Eber account and you will get a free first ride unbelievable but so will I on [ __ ] do you want me to go to a restaurant and start collecting bread for you too if we're gonna take little bag she bastard so when you're like I'm in it's like let's just like a head away and then you keep saying that and somebody's like what's a hen away and you're like oh god god that's [ __ ] good oh it's really funny but I think I probably would have blown it like a blew up dog and just laughed oh my god I wonder if anyone has ever fallen as hard for up dog as I did and that goon is - it was and it's [ __ ] 2016 now oh I know dude my life was way different in 2014 there's 30 men that's crazy especially since who cares come on the [ __ ] god I hate you hate you hate you it's been jumping is cool I like it so much I am your friend and you are cool thank you I am always around when you need me I've got a shoulder for you to cry on I've got a shoulder [ __ ] your dad cuz we were talking that really pretty girl who worked at the hotel uh-huh and I was like I need the perfect pick-up line even though we were talking for like an hour and you and I came up with hi I'm a musician with a huge penis you know where I can find guitars in Magnum condoms I don't know a single Korn song I'm sure I do what did like that hmm sounds it's like whoa whoa it's cool don't worry hey guys [ __ ] what sound does a sheep make [Laughter] it can't make now next time I'm in a relationship that seems to be going south and you can kind of feel like the girl is like I don't know if I want to be involved in this anymore I'm just gonna be like baby baby why your father and she'll be like oh you like corn and then walk yeah and then we'll go to see a corn concert which I call a corn cert and then we'll fall in love all over again wow that's awesome I like to plan up my breakups in advance before I even meet the girl that's really nice of you yeah really just it makes it a smooth cut yeah you know it was [ __ ] Ave North it's pronounced noir all right well I'm not [ __ ] Nordic here honey were you snoring no I was sneezing I was using my nose here we go play mom can go play outside it's snowing no you can't I want to show you the drawing that's there okay yes you are caught in my trap kitty cat explosion I've got two cat in my sights [Laughter] this is it's fun so stupid [Laughter] they're little like little whoa whoa whoa whoa [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I'm Jude I'm hard how do you get out of here I'm gonna go ahead and and now I'm the girl from splatoon whoa whoa an inkling as you will oh whoa whoa oh yeah look at me [ __ ] go oh this is like dudes is so [ __ ] creative shit's like the Mario maker equivalent of clickbait to feel good having fun having fun I got to all right all right all right see what this does let's see how this works out for me god damn it just give me the [ __ ] jump kick god damn it jesus [ __ ] alright I'm not I heard a good joke what's that my friend Maureen told me what's the difference between a garbanzo being in a chickpea but I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face I love that one oh the house - how about um the Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three mm-hmm and then he goes uno dos boof and then he disappeared without a trace Wow Wow your lips were forming the word tres I saw you already breaking into like which is the pointing he was killing [Music] who's that oh [ __ ] here comes a jump kick [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she's all over my face ah just jizz hot jizz all over my face damn jizz Wow oh nice don't even wait for that thing I shouldn't care dude I don't even need it I don't even care but I got it you know me man whenever I say I got it I mean it I really mean it yeah yeah when I say I got it man I [ __ ] mean it dude here yeah he got it oh I totally got what about meaning it have you are you covered on that front oh my god dude mindfuck mind [ __ ] mind [ __ ] around now I'm now I'm glad we didn't mention my name is Arnold I would mine [ __ ] you [ __ ] damn it that's [ __ ] baby happy just made me pee so scary good job Parker don't get ahead I'll show you collateral damage oh boy goddamn it oh you [ __ ] guys you're screwed now Wow ain't that some [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] [Music] yeah this might be too much of a joke for improvisors but like my friend used to like just be a [ __ ] troll douchebag in his classes huh people would be like working really hard to create a scene or you're just missed F and he like he were just walking like from offstage in the middle it'd just be like and see you gotta lay down and put that mirror right where the Sun don't shine [ __ ] have you done that oh yeah yeah it's [ __ ] crazy it's disgusting I was like that is what gave me all of my personal image problems I was totally okay with everything about myself and then I looked at that and I was like that's me when I was 15 after I listened to an Adam Sandler sketch where he's this character it just says crazy non sequiturs cuz he's a lunatic and so he's on a date with a girl and the girls like I've always enjoyed this type of movie and he's like where's the last time I looked at my [ __ ] it's been a while probably could see that Faizal carrying a temple where is he can we find him and sleep with him please Stamper yeah he's in Philly right now oh it's coming to the san diego soon though i thought that already happened and we're gonna hang please do stamper are gonna [ __ ] hang we missed the [ __ ] I was gonna put his lips around my lips and we're gonna hang rose hey we're gonna like watch some movies we're gonna like chill out we're gonna [ __ ] like listen to some cool music let me touch each other's penises yeah we're gonna have like a great time I won like twice throw the be around you know like again little pin the tail on the donkey touch penises he's gonna pet my cats because he loves my cats maybe kiss a little picnic we're gonna make sandwiches we're gonna lie this summer to touch penises we're gonna play some frisbee gonna hang out got a bro chill gonna kiss alone well that works I was like I was like now no now no now well all right five more tries and then for your own mental health because five is at four Patera dactyls that p-word it is silent [ __ ] absolutely don't you [ __ ] dare do that [ __ ] to me I'll [ __ ] kill you okay stab you in the [ __ ] heart all right let's say for left all right [Laughter] nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing this is nothing nothing don't believe me link in my resume 30 years experience okay okay last one Jimmy's got back Taco Bell too much it late at night and they wake up in the middle of the night have to vom sup play you know that feeling you know it you wake up you got a bar you can feel it you got the hot [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] okay yeah man I think you're great really yeah I think you're like one of the best performers I've personally ever known that's incredibly cool and I have no idea if you're being facetious or seizures I think you're great I saw you perform several times yeah and it was all we performed together it was [ __ ] great that's a lot of eye contact happening well it's cuz I was putting in the level I think you're I think you're [ __ ] beautiful human being and and I think that you're a great performer and I would never Wow he looked right in my eyes though that actually feels really good there you go great there you go man sometimes you just gotta [ __ ] speak from the heart well in that case I think you are one of my top two favorite game grumps who's the first this the story of her friend I wish like her friend is a comedian and it's clearly very funny but I don't know her name offhand but she was telling me like the girl will just like go on like random rants that make no sense but they're super hilarious and she's like I just can't seem to find a guy like who doesn't want me to eat his [ __ ] I was taking this guy Brad out and it was the third day and he just spread those precious cheeks so that was like our bread not you like I mean Jesus I want to meet that girl just like hey Dan do you see that cute girl over there I mean there's something I'm sure from someone at home is getting annoyed with us doing that but like try it genuine like try it yeah you know what just [ __ ] try and do this is your last try bunny yeah and then there's gotta I gotta go home bro I [ __ ] got it so stop being such a [ __ ] ninny and your referable ninny hair and your words are hurtful I guess oh [ __ ] way clay me Mario man cool hot goddamn it I was close and it would have stayed over there it would I think it what a fine I would have it would have think you were right I think you were right I think I was right too so don't [ __ ] so don't [ __ ] agree with me now late to the party Larry whoa yeah [ __ ] god damn it god [ __ ] my cleverness jeez my brain failed me you know what I don't know why I don't know why this is not a word that is said very often but I thought you said oh my clitoris I was like dude really sorry to hear that sorry about your clitoris yeah it's a downer on Jesus oh man sucking [ __ ] ass dicks you gotta be quick with that - gettin gettin gettin push so much push you are not right now getting all kinds of poo it looks like the way they balance out you can only use that latex [ __ ] dicks because in that Center one you're just [ __ ] dick it's just a it's just a dick covered in [ __ ] just god dammit I keep getting [ __ ] [ __ ] dick in myself yes I Mary was telling me she like had game grumps on and her mom was in the room it was around Christmas and like it was the one where we started off like I feel like I'm going crazy yeah so get [ __ ] while eating my own [ __ ] and apparently her mom turned to her and was like well that wasn't very Christmassy of him to tell you that forever thanks for your insight this summer what should I do a movie about girls that just have a slumber party where nothing happens like no killer shows up this summer four girls are going to have slumber party of a lifetime things are really heating up in the bedroom snacks come out things get really hot one of these days something's going to happen and it won't be pretty this be prepared [ __ ] for one night of summer a slumber party you'll never forget and they never did this stay doing four in bed by 8:00 and they slept all night Doris if I Eli wrong yeah that's a good one I'd see that yeah me too it's just like Leatherface city with a chain saw it sighs like I'm just not feeling it tonight I'm just not at my best right now yeah you know what some days you just got to be like hey just gonna chill this this is a me day you know what this one's for Leatherface I would love to I would love to be that second clear out of 14,000 180 - yeah I'm gonna give it to you bro all right do this how do I play this again whoops great thank you thank you for also good start uh cool I'm gonna go ahead and put the code in again what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you so much better at just letting out progression than I am there you go there you go whoa all right yeah okay okay one two three [Laughter] damn it those of you who missed the last episode yeah you have to [ __ ] swim to the song New Jersey [ __ ] [ __ ] god dammit dude [ __ ] damn can't I can't do this anymore dude I think I've reached my limit [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] bring that sweet white but you got to do it step one write a while just can't you can't flub the first beat [Laughter] mahogany table don't you that cannonball with the recce I'm dead serious bro I'm using my DDR memories okay this is the last one okay here we go [Laughter] [Music] my little butt shimmy and it's shaking yeah you got your little pockets going up and down if you had a little chocolate milk in your back pocket you'd have a real delicious chocolate milk by the end of that oh wow shut up oh dude this is crazy look at this Wow God yo right Picabo whoa you okay yeah that's a lot of gases coming out of a lot of holes dude you just summed up my entire friendship [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that should be the easy one okay [ __ ] jizzy pancakes this level makes you feel bad [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] his ass [ __ ] this ass [ __ ] this ass AVGN sir best like almost fell out of my hands this if I had to describe this level's Asness I have to say it's very ass the controller has been passed to Aaron hands pairen hansen now has controller the number of one game Crum according to Erin the number to grow everybody loves our enhances according to Erin Hanson the grump that nobody loves Erin Hanson has been determined to be the champion of everything according to Erin had a champion you know this is a smart choice says Erin the dump always makes the bad choices I'll [ __ ] slap you with my big dick says Erin the grump with the tiny Cory and Chris we were just like playing it all day all night oh [ __ ] well you use of a [ __ ] you I swear to God I was actually stabbed I'm sorry I'll stab you in the dick like 30 times Elise ocg did I cheated I did what you told me today I'm cheated okay you straight-up cheated dude uh-huh can you [ __ ] believe this guy guys alright next level I wish I was Canadian why I know they just they all seems so nice hey Diaz all have big penises and they're made of maple syrup I'm gonna ask her about that I'm not entirely sure if that's the case oh excuse me guys question yeah what's up how about your penis yes quick question hey I like you this isn't going where you think it's going [ __ ] the one man yeah [ __ ] it I don't give a [ __ ] I'm gonna get my [ __ ] one man I don't know and I don't even care Ben Folds Five was never my that sounds about so it's a bummer subject it's the song about his girlfriend gets pregnant and she wants to keep the baby so she's a brick and he's drowning slowly oh good wow that's nice thank you well hope everyone has a great day Jesus Aaron [ __ ] songs about though no I know it's great it's great it's a depressing song I think it's very fun and unique don't blow it no don't blow it that way you blew it you little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i straight [ __ ] up yeah your fall that's it for me no no no right in the mouth did you see the ultrasound did you see Audrey's like yeah it's pretty much the best was a baby video I've ever seen the one where she's like no it's yeah but it's crazier it's like Rachel Brian's wife and Audrey's mom it's like Audrey would you like to say he's a happy st. Patrick's Day to everyone she's like babies are such [ __ ] [Music] Aaron have I ever told you my favorite part about game so what is your amazing commentary god [ __ ] [ __ ] god whoa easy now whoa [Music] there we go there I go you just reminded me of the Mitch Hedberg joke where he's like listen I I don't want to tell you what hotel I stayed at last night but I will say that there were two trees involved wait was that it oh god oh god oh do it stop oh [ __ ] oh my god cool that's my comment is that right let's see you pop up good god that [ __ ] finger control to even that's awesome this belongs in a museum one more shot even one well maybe the messages are saying something that could be fire flower yes sup curse of the flower get trapped in here with the Goomba cool there's not there's nothing this one sets up because you're gonna slip it up no I'm not going to slip it up because it's a thing that I watch videos of sugar extraction and then they can they create like these scabs that you have like gross and they just take you to pick them out oh god I'd rather you were just a racist do you think we're dust mites are falling all over the place people are like these triggers be tripping the most famous Star Wars Cantina song [Laughter] [Music] hey Mario where you hiding I'll never tell is that you Mario random travels that we have in this game whoa yeah it's like they continue for oh [ __ ] I almost [ __ ] made it yeah I almost [ __ ] got on the OSHA [Laughter] Plus mama well it is lava what Agana eventually yeah you know what I'll give you two ten how about that cuz they go so fast there's more last chance make you count like no no no that's good will they still be going or can they not ever leave the screen so you have to do that is it yeah I think so I mean you would have made it if you just jumped a little earlier had induced around like dude Wow dude seriously talked about be careful here yeah ah damn it well [ __ ] ass do you certainly he [ __ ] tits and ass ass and truth this is [ __ ] [ __ ] I could do this with my dick you can't I'm not even totally sure with them it's when you lay floppy dics on facing each other if it is a thing it's definitely not called getting AI dick in your eyes dick yeah I could guarantee that give it any idea how much slurp I'm gonna get so much snatch yeah yeah hell yeah like a zero you don't still stand by the num you don't even know brow okay tell me inform me yes yeah but I mean you know what they say what can maybe it's like what do they say and who is they they it was [ __ ] dirty Mexicans trying to prove they're the best border country you have the [ __ ] balls to say the Canadians don't smell and aren't weird Wow unbelievable nathan fillion yep Castle you're gonna talk [ __ ] on Castle that is a huge building that is a large fortified structure did you know that dumplings are just wet bread that's impossible it's true it's not true all it is is just [ __ ] cool Pillsbury grands that got cooked in water that cannot be even remotely okay it's 100% true you mean if I go into din tai fung no those are [ __ ] fancy dumplings that they [ __ ] rolled up what are we talking about stuck in water did that look I'm talking about if you if you jambo don't jump are different than the dumplings I'm talking about which is all dumpling those are fancy-schmancy dumplings mr. Richie Richie Beit din tai fung every night mr. Richie Richie pants [ __ ] tied ding fall this is mr. Richie Rich was his name Richie Richie pants you didn't have to go into his [ __ ] pants sorry but it's the only thing he cared about how many times are you gonna run into that I'm what you shut up banana loving [ __ ] you [ __ ] love your bananas don't you I do did you know that all bands are just bread mashed together and peeled up that is not true that is a myth unless it's like [ __ ] fancy pants which are fruit when kids get out into the real world and you know you realize hey like maybe I'm not as special as I've been told and I need to [ __ ] work super crazy hard to get anywhere they're just totally unprepared for it you know like are you not paying attention to anything what you're saying you aren't just saying because everybody feels special they're not prepared to go out into the world because they haven't been and then you were continuing yeah that's it that's it what was the conclusion no I was I was waiting for you to say something like cuz it's a discussion I am listening and you were saying something that you didn't finish your statement yeah you're probably right well then [ __ ] well this will give me the phone I love you hot damn it watch out for the ghost that will come out of again and is the future really gonna be like much more amazing because you made a Facebook post complaining about the ghost Aaron please not another not another episode [Laughter] because goddamn yeah lord knows because in 30 years is gonna be the another Ghostbusters remake where they're all fish you're gonna be like not even humans I'm so tired of these idiots sub 1 we're probably gonna have a fish president lord knows I would hate a fish president and and in 50 years I'm gonna look back on this episode and be like God I was so bigoted yeah Jesus I can't believe I thought that way about fish look at his incredible indoctrination [Laughter] he's the one president that managed not to say any stupid [ __ ] target IV visit except that one time he blogged weird be like yeah if they do it okay except like with a except for the time when they were like yo if you say blub blub then you're not seen he was like they were like you've seen the thing that the UCB comedy show did you know she beat midnight show a YouTube channel know where it's like it's like a commercial for like like car safety or something or like see dude that's what it's coming off as it's like 65 miles per hour takes a car to slow down blah blah blah and then like it's just footage of like a girl hitting a guy and he like falls over dead and she's like oh my god it was like but what if you could take it back just five miles per hour less gives you like a hundred feet of stopping power to save so what would you rather do save 30 seconds or save a life and then I like pans up and the guy she didn't hit was him oh my god oh my god like a cardboard nazi Time Machine does he just gets hot in here all right let's it whoops did I I always do did you just [ __ ] it I gotta enter in the I'm sorry how many times have we done [ __ ] [ __ ] because the B is where the a usually is other controllers [ __ ] Christmas dude I'm sorry takes like 30 years it didn't sell very well it's funny I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll tell a little story while you do that nevermind it's done it's somebody to use with great confidence comes great laughs it's just like it's so funny because these these always weird me out lol do it okay just you know that that's the whole [ __ ] Danny sex bang character there's nothing funnier to me than like total confidence and extreme incompetence at the same time yeah that's Adele - yeah totally watch out for those fireballs they'll hand you right - hell yeah there you go ah did she do any other songs is that her EP just two songs she I know she's had a bunch of hits yeah she's very talented and she must be a boxer then dude just pity laughs no it's because I'm trying to think of the song this is the man I've chosen as my lifelong comedy partner just laugh please Aaron Hanson 26 is down there with the fish I'm rolling all around hanging out with us more fish come around lots of fish more fish new fish oh you did it Aaron whoa you [ __ ] did it I'll tell you though I love Britney rears she's a porn star looks like Britney Spears high five dude yeah going out on a big joke bring the comedy you couldn't see it but without Aaron he also gives some finger guns bring it all home you want to not go down the pipes as both pipes lead you to the same place no super incorrect about that I don't even think that's possible make it so Dan said instead I am dan hi yeah friend yeah I'll give you I'll give you some got a cup of phrase yes so that Dan can yes i'll be the child toucher potatoes are delicious of with fries I know it's choice the potatoes but in there that's your cover I have a why I have 40 black friends Frank bill George Steve Jackson Jimmy Johnson Derek Dylan Dodd todd todd there is no black guy named Todd there's no black guy if Dylan oh yeah oh wait Todd bridges from [ __ ] Diff'rent Strokes oh my god you know what you know what I realized the other day that Smashing Pumpkins if you switch the vowels around it becomes Smashing Pumpkins dammit [ __ ] ass tricks in my ass Trick silly as rabbit Astrix for kids okay maybe want to come all inside my mouth [ __ ] I'd prefer if you didn't know why why what does it have to do with you I want to [ __ ] in my mouth I'm [ __ ] to do it have you heard of that website where like people can like they they sleep with celebrities or like well-known people yes I think I told you about this oh you maybe you did maybe did and yeah and like they you they rate your lovemaking skills online yeah oh my god that's so scary the only one I ever read was about Shia LaBeouf how is he and he was like he was aggressive oh no and he was also like say my name really yeah Shia the beef che maybe maybe she was like what's he name by the way he's like Shia say it so you won't forget it what if he has like like borderline Alzheimer's or something and he's like cinnamon Shia LaBeouf could you please say it for me like every now and then like like every two minutes or so so I remember I'd like that thank you that would be very kind of you it might appear that dancing baby my friend Michael who worked on 6969 he did a lot of the special effects he we were hanging out yesterday and he was like well you know dude I promised I would never like when we hang out I promised I would never bring up game grumps but I just want you to know that I was watching the second and last Pokemon firered episode where Aaron has four choices to kill to use to kill the last guy with bunt the Beedrill and he picks the one that doesn't kill him and I just want you to know it made me want to scream until I vomit blood okay yeah isn't that [ __ ] crapper so clever and then this one I have to [ __ ] goddamn it doing well it's hard just nice give a delicious [ __ ] whoa whoa that's a party okay always you did do all the things the world gave me everything whoa whoa Baby Bowser with wings that's baby bowser whoa there's a lot of them yeah I think you better get that feather there you go I can do this okay [ __ ] Chris showed me that movie for the first time stepbrothers yeah it's funny right it's pretty good activities [Music] hard dude okay only hit the second from right one you know but it's this [ __ ] magic koopa keeps throwing me off throwing [ __ ] shapes at me he's continued so I understand what twitter has hashtags I don't understand it at all oh no this is our girl cine yeah she's making all kinds of levels dude aha sneaky Cena yeah she knows what's up dude she really does is she um John Cena no songs how would you do alright so how would you do if I just like actually resigned and I was just like I I'm no good at video games I'm just gonna have to and do it from now on I just get Taylor Swift to take your place it's me and Kate a go yeah dude you don't call her that oh you're not friends with her [Laughter] Sall Dainius li annoyed and jealous my bad bad bad bad bad bad okay do you think if you look up dictionary in a dictionary it just says this noun this you're holding it yeah literally the thing yeah it just says like noun are you [ __ ] kidding me oh is that what this is called yeah Wow I only learned to read while this book was open Wow Oh boom that arrow did not point in a helpful direction though it did not have pointed straight down here's what the love is all your dreams come true you are dead 40 seconds how about how about our boy Todd shields doing it for America at the Olympics and we just found out from an Entertainment Weekly article that he is a game grumps fan and he watches us every night how about that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] isn't his name Tom no wait [ __ ] with me right now Oh fine I'll look it up tells you the future [ __ ] it's Tom shield it's time damn it hold such an [ __ ] God Tom bro ignore that [ __ ] I said earlier it's an Olympic gold medalist yeah no I do that now I know that now [ __ ] [ __ ] how is he swimming in air yeah guys I can swim like our boy Tim Shields [ __ ] Derek shield Tom sword to our boy Avery Johnson Olympic decathlete professional baseball manager oh this is cool yeah there we go that's the line 15 challenges huh 15 challenges your first time just gonna be shut up second challenge is gonna be try not to barf ha boy that is tough third challenge is to finish H I like this Hey Ya conclude [Laughter] it's really hard it's okay it's my favorite thing that matter is a yeah I love conclude up on pop it's all about hopping on pop dude is that a type of drug record [ __ ] no there's a [ __ ] dad and his name is pop and got hop on pop is about 20 rabbits hop on class don't ever yell that yeah you can name the whole rush discography in 45 seconds I can name the whole NSP discography can you in in two seconds really yeah let's hear it that's you smell terrible I smell like a [ __ ] rotten ass yeah well you're an herbal rose today you ever take a [ __ ] uh-huh and like it just it's just spray and then by the end sometimes I wonder if it would have been best if you'd finished high school what nothing what are you saying Hamilton made a play called Hamilton Abraham musical Abraham Lincoln was made pachinko machines why do I gotta know about and Alexander [ __ ] Hamilton the only time I would ever need to know is right then to make me not look so much like an idiot that's what you say I don't [ __ ] know would [ __ ] I knew Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton granted I knew that because of a [ __ ] milk commercial but still I knew it and that makes me smart say Alexander Alexander BAM I wish when Barry was marrying you and Suzi he had said people know that oh I don't know that I don't know Barry was the officiator the Baron and Suzie's wedding it was beautiful it was very beautiful I wish she was living with us at the time yes I wish he had said in sickness and in health can I see a fart joke coming a mile away not a chance absolutely not I'm half grab it please grab it grab it oh my god go go go [ __ ] it [ __ ] it to hell damn it the son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] game sucks stupid [ __ ] dumbass game doesn't have [ __ ] about [ __ ] damn it went down [ __ ] what I was supposed to hit it from the [ __ ] side why not just jump down there then because I [ __ ] it up okay I was gonna jump down I just thought it would go down and it would [ __ ] work I'll do it next time [ __ ] damn it [Laughter] yep there you go yes no no once you hit it like you'll have multiple chances you got [ __ ] damn it jesus [ __ ] christ the one thing you can do this level and suck my goddamn [ __ ] nads yes that's it Wow cool so the answer was there the entire time and we just killed ourselves for no reason nope you [ __ ] it up oh god damn it God [ __ ] it down this is torture it's pretty almost [ __ ] torture I gig it's really cerebral Jesus my mom [ __ ] god damn it my dad was like [ __ ] me and my mom was like I [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] Hey Oh Bravo Aaron Jesus that was a labor of love [Laughter] [Applause] yeah Jesus coming out of my penis I did anything for you now out of my penis I'm not doing anything right now actually your breathing I'll kill you no you and your [ __ ] asleep for saying that actually you threatening me something not cool bro Robocop wasn't derivative it was completely original there were lots of robot cop movies like what like a robo officer that's not a real thing yeah it is so you never saw robo officer that's not real it's about this robot cop who hates being called Robocop you're such a liar he's like I am Robo officer do not speak to me like that when somebody's like you're Robocop he's like no no negative I've gone a long time trying to eliminate that stigma right and still it remains night unclean and then he fights the evil robot the churned inator which and and mix butter really well yeah people are like oh my god you're the Terminator and he's like no I'm not and then he gently spreads butter on toast but like mechanically perfectly it's like see ya I have a different more impressive talent why do you cry is it because your bother is not perfectly distributed on your toast why do you fry because the pan is perfectly buttered are fun to say I was gonna uh Ron eclis and hilariously call you a cook but I decided not to yes and I stand by that yep so that's the end of that thank you for being a part of it no problem you really enriched my life and ways more than one it was my honor so have a great day on Sundays why specifically on Sundays - sure to find out Oh [ __ ] dude gotta get a right and pucker God is watching so you don't want [ __ ] Satan to enter your butthole that's where he comes in everybody knows the easiest hole to come in

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

Views: 8,767,184

Rating: 4.7780366 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor

Id: jODL0uW2KeY

Length: 179min 33sec (10773 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 09 2018