Ghoul Grumps Best Moments: 2013 - 2018

hey I'm goin with no sin and no bananas or delicious welcome to game grumps goosebumps strange lumps I have mumps it was [ __ ] kids my dad told me to be in buy aid but whatever oh this is gonna suck balls let's do it yes sir mode new player I like the Dodgers they always take it like one step back it's like a scary thing yeah exactly oh come on you're ripping up a talking ticket oh man that shit's rare yeah and she's cross-eyed did you notice you scroll side I didn't notice wait now she's okay she's okay what are you supposed to be some kind of swamp some kind of mailman what are you supposed to be the thing whose mouths were in just throws the pieces right in her face have fun whoa like my wife did last night without me enjoy yourself in calamity Canyon oh oh oh the wheel of misfortune come on this is great dead ringer you know I thought I told you to take this down it's you your hands like a 5-line don't talk to yourself like that you'll get low self-esteem it's just putting the look and and a superiority complex Oh God hmm I hate myself while simultaneously looking at myself in the mirror going deep god I'm magnificent the ferret squeal it's close though yeah I guess maybe they open as you beat other ones I'm so upset that it's closed right in the kisser it must be this scary to ride the ferris wheel right - yes crime I'm okay with that yeah I wanna see some crime yes to his voice ha oh my god you're all right he sounds like one of those noises party noisemakers meanwhile your Indian friend has been dead for like why didn't he stick with me yeah yeah he was like [ __ ] I'm having too much fun of the EE as long as like selfish kid moments where it's like go here and then just go is just gone God who days [Laughter] did you PT yeah I dropped you you overloaded the needle on my team ometer yeah you're right when you're going down those drops that girls bashing her head and does to and fro is too much all right let's do one more all right one more oh yeah vampire village terrible you're in the Reds jumps on press a to hit a target per se in midair afterward it's like when you're in the red zone oh my gosh okay this is I just happen to get the second-best child giggling guts and float their midair yeah I gotta play this again please I have to get that 300 loss I like the school guys like hey how's it going Richter what's that buddy I'm just gonna watch your help up here okay do you wanna hang out or I go please to go so we can we can hang out all right no no it's cool you get your busy go ahead go ahead oh sure yeah no I'm sure I'm sure go ahead yeah was hanging out by the burning [ __ ] building yeah yeah Wow yeah this whole city is a flame with a rock and roll now are you Simon Belmont here are you like an ancestor I'm Richard Belmont okay there's the lonely where's the blue but Simon who was in the first two yeah and the third one [ __ ] and the fourth one actually I think oh yeah I think it was all Simon was four when they started getting weird and Rick during this one and then simply one night it was a blue card it was actually Dracula so boiler yeah well what's a la carte suppose backwards never put that together now oh my god I never realized that Alucard [ __ ] with the fish that's what you should this damn how do you even uh they come up in such an awkward timing that's now yeah yeah eat [ __ ] fish it's clear baby good job man hey scheme does not look easy no it's not it's not easy a terrible time does not feel easy one two three three red dots ah one two buckle my shoe sorry it gets bored in my castle one who let in this jewel I have just I have giant throne but nothing with which to do in it yeah except made me touch my penis and children next one penis - penis whoa [Laughter] [Music] like your skull friend on your health bar site no I'd never fly at you what are you doing later Hey oh you like the Pokemon card game I do too that's cool you play Magic the Gathering we can have a magic gathering at my house that'd be awesome no or not awesome okay or not awesome yes depending on how you feel about it I have very well-formed opinions I just you know just playing jokes on you right like when you throw the holy water on the ground he throws it was such like burning purpose yes [ __ ] yes [ __ ] Jesus is going right into this floor can I get a beat for Jesus I like your beat for Jesus and mr. Wilson are the same thing names mr. Wilson my name is Jesus Christ and I'm here to say I'm coming back for y'all and I make it your way what holes doing in my hands get out of here holmen's doing to my body get out of here Judas Judas is like oh gosh I meant to her I I meant to heal him with my anti poison yeah but it turned out to be real poisoning I accidentally betrayed mr. Wilson hung out in this basement for eat it Dino head medium-well I don't know if you can make that jump oh well who is the naysayer come on who is the dude I'm sure glad I [ __ ] started segment as you were in the process a red skeleton I've got a bone to pick with you bones where'd you read that one Reader's Digest inside of a popsicle stick that dun dun son okay whoa he's gonna throw graves at you okay oh that's no this is a really grave situation where do you draw all of a sudden Jesus it's like I'm on steam train this is too much for me good job oh [ __ ] you once more castlevania castlevania to have syphilis wow you sure know how to bring a rat to a grinding halt hey how's it got well M [Music] I hate I'm gay I like to eat lots of hot dogs alright this one already [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] yeah you know what time it is it's time for a little oh let's do it gets him every time or Sun yeah yeah you done son now he turns into a mortal man and he's also dead and okay so I don't recall the disintegration section of the werewolf death but that's fine and pulling a lawnmower [Music] great job Aaron Thanks so proud of you this is what a heart sounds like backwards what's the day today I wanted a it's ah I to what it is ah I would dance a lot more yeah I like your health bar skull just looks disapprovingly like all I wanted to do was dance are you scold if you only want to conduct your business the way you're doing it did you place find some another skull head yeah to look over you yeah actually that's an empty threat I can't move I am attached to this health not only that but I couldn't find another job by Troy yeah in this economy oh my god for reals even with Halloween right around the corner there's way too many skeletons nowadays do you know that there are more dead people than there are alive people that is true think about that one for a second [ __ ] this is the worst part of this game yeah it sure is come on the bats don't make it any easier no way you know when you'll get to enjoy this though when next time on game grumps oh don't give me that [ __ ] thank you I'm going stuff going straight up I'm making it Patsy stairs alright I next time I gave rubs okay if I get past it okay yeah so win-win slash lose-lose for everybody yeah sounds good to me okay I'm staying walking dude down backwards oh my gosh there's a Philadelphia Phillies symbol yeah I thought that too but I didn't want to say it cause it was too sporty that's the thing that kills me in this part is that death alright next time on game grubbs we love you lovelies [Music] I [ __ ] it I'll do it now we'll do it live you're alive all right we're doing it beat this [ __ ] levels [ __ ] Halloween we gotta finish its rights Halloween Day yes happy Halloween happy [ __ ] whatever good didn't know it was Halloween at the beginning of the episode yeah and now we realize that yeah halfway through the episode where we jump cuts behind the scenes Hollywood magic oh man gonna [ __ ] do this do it do this gosh dang do it beat this visiting I can't hear any sound music so whatever you need [ __ ] it we'll do it live I need to hear sound music what Carabas way right [ __ ] castle Vayne Chevy what do you Castle vain about Castlevania oh man you probably think this game is about you you're so castle vain can I eat you yes ooh chicken don't even 8fo don't even wanna [ __ ] your chicken yeah [ __ ] trakula [ __ ] that woman's gonna stick oh all right [ __ ] you diamond rack yeah okay you're sitting in the wrong place fast forward time very blah blah Hey and we're blade no we're not black and we're blood I love it you can tell like when we've been grumping for many many many hours when my voice drops a full octave yeah like how low is my voice [Applause] yeah good day mrs. Cumberbatch how are you doing today I'm so pleased to see you I realize my voice does things to you may place your panties in the Panda jar yes the one labeled panty jaws it's it's the only jar in this room I don't know what the confusion is if you think there are any other jaws you're sadly missed it holy [ __ ] I'm so happy oh me too happy that was a [ __ ] serious you can celebrate Halloween by beating this [ __ ] game Oh happy Halloween everybody happy happy Halloween from assman ekkada don't forget main character nom at you oh thanks are you gonna what hey are you gonna are you gonna masticate that nah I'm not mature that's funny Ashton then some hot soup oh yeah who are these character I know right character here oh okay yeah no t Tomita yeah I like my tea to meet it oh we are losing our [ __ ] right now I'm into some weird stuff there is a head getting stuff out of the fridge so I have to catch her attention and then run like [ __ ] and you like call out too early [Music] yeah I'll just do like this [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] not notice this guy later [ __ ] kitchen wait I'm over here baby hey hey hey hey hey hey oh my god you kidding me hey [ __ ] it I'm starting over oh god it's so yeah I don't like this feeling at all yeah chase me yeah yeah you don't like scary stuff yeah I do not I do not like the jumpiness all right all right I like how they face the camera like a [ __ ] yeah like an old in the war son of a [ __ ] well I got him all right what am i recomment this is played out huh restore it huh that's what no no we're here we're here oh we are yes I thought ahead I predicted my own failure damn it [ __ ] ah yeah just pacing around her kitchen hmm this is like this is like how I used to deal with girls like when I wanted to like go up and talk to them for a date here I go no it's so hard Wow oh my god how did I do this as a kid ah damnit Edna hey hey hey hey what's so good about that fridge this she [ __ ] she there's there's a can of Pepsi in there that I need oh okay all right no I need the Pepsi as I recall yes there's a Pepsi oh my god the tub see it's it's straight-up pepsi brah alright they sponsor this game I guess they must have right Lucasfilm oh yes Lucas yeah I know we have our Star Wars deal with them ever seen but um what's hoping that maybe we could damage the chainsaw to the wicked um have a deal with our video game a little humble video game what's going on mini Metro save and miss saving this [ __ ] and they were like whatever George Lucas you look a billion dollars yeah of course we're with you more money please okay great great like that's also my [ __ ] Bill Gates voice oh yeah that's your all-purpose rich white guy voice we're trying to cure pull out Microsoft Surface well my dear having fun within minutes it'll all be over you'll be hooked up to my machine imagine getting your pretty brave these friends are asking your meter can eat slime breaking the fourth wall meanwhile trapping her in the room where she could do the most damage yes plotz I'll just leave you here with my machine so depressed what is this Alex it's really funny it's as cuts I'm hungry where's the cheese me but I'm so sad Jesus it's like a mansion of mania okay and use hamster in microwave oven how sick oh no we got the lame version damn it there definitely was a version where you could blow up a hamster in the microwave how sick yeah like maybe they meant sick as in like the new way like see whoa Totally Rad Oh have I told you that my dad recently learned about the word sick really but doesn't like fully understand how to use it yet like like he understands that it means like really good but he doesn't know like when it's appropriate so like he bought like a cantaloupe and he was like hey Don this cantaloupe is pretty sick right this is a sick cantaloupe you're going to feel real sick when you eat this cantaloupe is rife with e.coli oh no the pool is empty again that's one of his top things we're gonna have another meltdown oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I don't remember that happening I take over the world when I'm a normal guy I now always get stuck with cheap equipment look at him pacing meanwhile the tentacles over there like do you maybe wanna [ __ ] chill out for a sec well that's the purple tentacle he's the more chill donor go right and taiga I'll pop up yes sir dr. fruit sir your disposal sir okay nice one yeah Rick I'll check out there a gap recess of things I'm saying you're getting too long do you think so like comment subscribe hey everybody all right let's consolidate our troops I I'm all be caught together exactly Oh razor let's listen to her hot [ __ ] theme song oh the one with the car horn in it oh it's horrible God her next time I go out driving I hope you like in the middle of the road and be like hey you want your Raiders theme terrible even the Lakers win only in LA that was the only time that I I was like happy to honk my horn dare is fun name the lamps like give me wet oh [ __ ] yeah you know just the way to turn me on oh go to sign yeah go to sign let's read that staircase out of order [ __ ] even in the future nothing works yeah dude what's the best coaster door ok yes now I remember this from when I was a kid I don't remember how you get this information but it's all zeros maybe from trial and error no probably would have tried that yeah like it's like that 8uu you think from Kid Icarus we were talking about just some things you never [ __ ] forget just learning oh Shannon from magazines oh oh it's the tentacle is he gonna he doesn't seem like he's very interested well he will be when he oh he's jiggling at a disturbing race I'm sorry I ain't seen playing cause he's so much trouble oh no problem dude it's totally time having enough self reference that you can call it in shame plan how can I ever repay you for your help just don't cash would be nice don't be a tuna head yeah don't be a tuna head Wow oh that's awesome I would be upset if I were [ __ ] Dave at me too don't be a tuna head like listen listen meet you I don't give a [ __ ] your son of a [ __ ] did you just [ __ ] call me a tuna head my god I will absolutely break your spine I get that there was a meteor controlling you what jesus [ __ ] christ yeah yeah I could have died you tried to suck out my girlfriend's brain and then you call me a tuna Adam I am pissed off about both of those things not necessarily in that order but I am pissed you guys eat a play again well I don't know about all that why would you play again you guys made a fun game yeah that's a license you won the game turn ahead look listen what did I just say oh my god my created boss by speaking a scary [ __ ] my dear friend Lena was telling me about that worst haunted house of all time like the area [ __ ] in the world what's it called I don't like something I can't remember it but it's it's just funny because like this is the worst let's break out of this it's the worst haunted house ever in history and it's super terrifying but I was telling Aaron I've been so scared of every haunted house I've ever been in including the shittiest one I was ever in in Philadelphia where you just go into a guy's basement and he jumps out at you wearing a shitty werewolf mask going and then I was like that's still scary that is scary some dudes basement yeah it definitely well what some candy yeah no no no I don't as a matter of fact I would like to leave in packs and get thank you very much for enjoying this game with us I hope you had fun rolling with it like we did I thought it was cool no I'm kidding yeah it's Halloween trick-or-treat get it I played a trick on you Halloween I do ice everybody you [ __ ] two heads all right this gave my tongue I think it will I am so sure this is not the Addams Family game this is the Addams Family cartoon game Pugsley scavenger hunts yeah further subtitled with Pugsley scavenger hunt Wow oh god damn what is happening right now this game is like really lonely without music yeah happy Halloween every berry throw some bed music over it maybe give us a sensual funky beat how about how about how about the Charleston it's really nice this is perfect music for this for this game yeah now give us some Scottish pirate metals yes music - oh [Music] and we're jesting why are we just there monkeys on unicycles monkeys on unicycles no wonder fester came through this room it's pretty yeah it's got candy canes this is pretty cat a little bird as in I would launch a cannon a dam I guess this is as far as we go unless you can get up on that thing I'm a ceiling you use it like like yeah time for my super jump oh man can I go like it seemed like I was picking up speed first yeah Barry could you put some romantic string music beneath this cuz this is lonely oh really thanks I may reach out and follow your I apologize and when I do remember to reach out and touch your face I'm a bit of like a I'm a bit of like a like a like a forties newspaper bumble bee yeah hi master would you rather get stung extry extry did you care about that sting in the garment how many be jokes are you having us oh my god you're [ __ ] wrecking shot this time like this the cold well hey [ __ ] oh hugsley sorry I you look you don't want a hard powerup your family's still [ __ ] god oh no but you got a hard [ __ ] I don't know Jolyon I go back in there and fight them again no no it's just a room I like how I come out of a door right here and then if I go right I just come out of the same door yep that makes no sense Oh Aaron you know what I'm just gonna say it I don't want to break the fourth wall of the mystery of our lives mm-hmm my chicken parmesan just arrived so I'm gonna [ __ ] I'm gonna eat that is that what's more important to you yeah I'm hungry and this game sucks ass whoa ass balls I said it but happy Halloween all the same lovelies happy Halloween love you and I'll just walk around this [ __ ] poker table ass room for the rest of my days yeah we rescued nobody Barry yep put some puts like put some 80s style MIDI over this yes there we go spooky wolf job [Music] my favorite color is potato happy Halloween everybody yabba-dabba-doo well uh yeah he's in the computer yeah he's right there he's right [ __ ] yeah he's actually the closest thing to us there's really no question about it I know film is the hottest I would she is the hottest Velma how why can't like go brains happen both whoa that is yeah look at Fred great idea he [ __ ] threesome them in a second I'm like shaggy Scooby you guys you guys look for the cyber girl be a Mystery Machine make and miss Velma go over there and shut the [ __ ] up Scooby shake your heads on idiot there you go they're having a seizure oh wow oh there's a memory card that's a memory comes links somebody came in to replace Scooby with a Scooby robot with an animatronic I know you love this you stoner [ __ ] yeah like that's the thing right like Scooby Snacks are dog treats right but shaggy I'll eat anything cuz he's poor he likes weed and there's nothing else in the house hold on can you hand me that laptop for a second oh sure yeah I just want to show you my impersonation of Sandra Bullock in the net hold on I just have to hack him in the mainframe real quick almost got it just two more words there we go wow you've done it you've actually burned up my computer you would have found out if you were an actual hacker you go Raptor wiener boy Oh God Daphne and I'll keep looking for a trap yeah I'll see if it's down here in her pan I'm just trying to figure out what I can and can't do in the world yeah time interrupt two feet Wow what a terrifying walk cycle oh my god just have two broken legs oh look it's a ninja I guess oh man they're doing a great job being Memphis that's the world's slowest ninja star boom yup I to the ankles that's all it requires throw star at me damn it the dog is a device let me try again damn it oh wait oh one more time [ __ ] thank God he doesn't have any pies oh goodness gracious me Wow I'll just step on top of the cinderblock and throw a [ __ ] play this is quite the game but do you think when they were making this game they were like ah [ __ ] it see now I think what they were making this game they were like we have to we have to make this great we have to be the best game ever and then they worked on it for like three years and they were like finally our masterpiece is complete and then like some idiot comes over and is like who are you doing it just like [ __ ] spills coffee explodes and they're like yeah that's what it feels like Wow hell yeah I got the scooby medallion I guess I will say this is spooky that is it is it scary yes it is it is it making you [ __ ] your breeches yeah well always bad no he's dead he's dead forever oh god he dies why I said that like that cut to like a really awful funeral scene that all the other like mystery team have that you like play like you play pick up a small amount of dirt and throw you have to go out and like buy a flower and then like no man please I'm allergic to white people yeah we do that is one of the weirdest oh [ __ ] sumo wrestlers I don't know I don't know if I can handle this dude I don't know what are you talking about too much you can't handle hex and go wow dude it's one of those [ __ ] like frog machines you have to like it's like flip back and then they go like whoa whoa whoa my god it's like a honda got sucked into the matrix look at Shaggy's neck and he walks have we ever talked about will you help me plant like whoa twice oh we have well now what was what was Scooby whoa whoa right Jack that [ __ ] means business holy crap dude all right well time for a pie I want my death to be honorable and [Music] [Laughter] I'm the next ninja in line uh here's a different technique known as whoa whoa whoa careful gotta want those Scooby Snacks oh I want that's a Mortal Kombat [ __ ] finally a chance to show you my secret is absurd makes you a secretly answer at this ancient Japanese deathtrap is there is there a lemon meringue oh good burgers finery the the chance for me to show you my secret at the tip super runny fast slow ninja Wow my secrets are look at you power oh oh it's fire breath yeah of course it's fire breath thin two-dimensional firebrand I'll see you later yeah not super important to me this guy looks important yeah it's like level one if I just do five to seven dare you pass the ninja you positive but I bet you can poke at super handsome or extremely dead yeah like what is in this world like he's just a [ __ ] dog you know and they're like grab that Scooby Snack and come back and then he just like leaps off the edge like the cat just like sidle up like the butt like twins don't you like the way Scooby's tail like moves horizontally across his ass like so many animals and then and then he has like a little ass crack underneath yeah and the back of his head kind of looks like a brown 50s Batman looks like the Adam West Robin we must get there immediately yeah I've brought my cold proof underwear just in case mr. freeze shows up it looks like a cross between scooby-doo Fifty's Batman and Diglett that's that's what we're looking at right now oh [ __ ] shag oh my god were playing a shaggy time I learned this when I was digging in the dumpster she can you go right off the edge well I think I've had my fun with this game - that answers that it's Optimus Prime yep all right Optimus get out of here Autobots kill the stoner all the wats what where are you Autobots roll that joint like okay like like oh [ __ ] oh god this is really jumped up and difficult yeah it's not as easy as a Scooby game yeah but you know what I'm fine with that oh god oh god don't worry watch this I'm gonna speedrun this no I played this game in 1998 when it came out I'm a [ __ ] pro at this I wrote the FAC ninja star 58 fart machine that's me oh hold on alright radio killed the videostar this is the one get me a dick in the mouth any day like school when he puts his legs together he only has one leg two leg one leg yo my name is shaggy walking along this path like I don't even [ __ ] care yo jumping over vases yup I am going to take it to the end please play me some [ __ ] montage music not copyrighted though I don't want to get in trouble with the CDC there's no easy way out no no real no shortcut no real montage music that's the [ __ ] montage from Rocky for no but you're singing it I wanted to be played over the bow so here it goes here it goes Kevin MacLeod royalty-free [ __ ] I'm doing it do it I'm doing it I'm feeling it I'm feeling it in my bones just like the ones being thrown at me I've never felt so alive in my life in the air jumping leaping SD Oh checkpoint I'm making it I really am all my struggles okay mom here we go all my struggles were not in vain everything I've ever done in life next time I gave reps the color purple makes me horny no joke no joke so we have to make up our own plot yeah pretty much all right let's do that so um all right you start with the narration okay it was a long car ride I had to pee and my daughter was dead there you go pretty [ __ ] up right I know well just got a haircut feeling good about my clavicle hashtag Clavis selfie man I wish this guy would stop taking pictures of me that is one hot cop damn if only she weren't a pig right [ __ ] pigs I hate the fuzz the cheese the shank the heat no weird names for cops and the stank people call cops the stank Jake Jake's is my favorite term yeah cuz they all look like guys named Jake I call them fuzzy bottoms cuz they look like they have fuzzy bottoms I don't know right this is the road where the UFO sighting happened pretty crazy right don't have any pictures of the actual UFO but you could take my word for it cuz you know the road was real yeah it was crazy and lights and [ __ ] and they took me up in the ship and they in the and they put things in my but I won't show you that though cuz that's gross here's another picture of my dead dog boy she she sure did love Kuya Georgia to her last anyway as we were driving I was practicing for an audition I was having later in the day right and I needed to I needed to channel my inner scale this is a picture of me rocking out and here's a picture of one of our backup dancers in the spotlight I hit her with my car momentarily after yeah what have I done I said to myself as I sniffed my hand and realized it didn't smell like oranges you've done that right what are you talking about it's like the kids like this little bit on your hand and then they're like all the orange trucks go from finger to finger and then they crash and then they go and you like smash your hand in the other kids hand and you're like now your hand smells like oranges and you're like it was hilarious it and they almost died so you have the added indignity of like having someone punch or and then punch your face essentially yeah with your own hand yep that's brutal yeah I gotta tell you like even if this were in English that's a lot of [ __ ] room for silly texts to take up on a screen oh well that's what this whole game is it's just text oh really we're exploring the world of Silent Hill through text we're playing a text-based adventure of a language that we don't speak yeah obviously it's really good duh okay I mean look at that symbol it looks like um it looks like at like a dude going or what on that one which which one you gotta like that one zoom in on that do it let's look at it it's great Sybil and I danced in the dark but because we were super human dancers she should give me a gun she said you know how to use it don't you I said of course or I want to go home I put my pants I want my fence nice poop that was a good one take the gun anyway you'll need it yeah for when people want the poop call for wait what haven't you taken it yet what the [ __ ] she was like this is crazy awkward for you to just leave me holding this gun out like this looking at forints makes me purple seriously what dog okay you're up immediately I'm immediately not scared that was scary [ __ ] actually [ __ ] out bro okay alright okay so I've got life and gun yeah that is pretty low jesus [ __ ] christ I'm dropping like actual Marines for the alien murders dude they weren't [ __ ] around when they said this game was alien okay yeah so far I have seen three aliens so we should be in the clip we're good for now until the next load yeah the best class in Dungeons & Dragons is cleric okay Oh game over I almost reached the vent so you have to [ __ ] start from the beginning no I think you did No you do think you do dude no all right all right pause it let's fast-forward this times to actually know what better make it times it's six seven five three ah yeah I got it I got it up shut up around the world [Laughter] did you kill the goblins yet the goblins don't feed them after midnight yeah that's a first rule of aliens it cramps [Laughter] left left left oh my god it's a [ __ ] alien thing I didn't know that was there you're aaron super so shut up you're flustering me dude I I'm trying to be your navigator I don't know I don't know I'm so confused I completely lost track avoids me that'd be like a shortcut I think we're back to the right cuz we walked left again a lot of [ __ ] yeah right now right you're right you're right you're right you're right is right and when you're right you're right thank you you're always right oh very nice barf references yeah thank you I'm my own best friend alright now did you go right or did you come from right I don't remember oh god I'm so confused I'm scared I already came there I need to check down here I think there's food I didn't go over here though did you open that door you door wouldn't be open if you didn't open it oh you're came from there oh my god you just wasted like 30 seconds that's societies and please dude all right here we go here we go okay you jump it great great you're doing it you're doing it like a goddamn major [ __ ] it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay problem it's probably gonna be okay so many aliens when they spit you it's just blood goes through your whole skin Purple's gets the point your whole skin egde wait did I go here already I don't know yes you did oh my god you're wasting time no that's good aliens are gonna eat you they're not gonna eat you I've been hit by like warty aliens so far sir it's okay I don't want that that's good now we go off to the right to the right to the right to the right yes yes this one guy over here just one okay just one no there's no guys over here no wasting time and we're mapping it out Scarah it's mine my hands smell like laundry okay okay dude you got it oh [ __ ] okay left left yeah wait you're missing a guy oh okay holy [ __ ] yeah yeah he's over here he's over here dude your maniac your [ __ ] maniac gamegrumps moneybag I actually have peed in dance team you know considering uh this is called the last warrior and it was done in 1990 it's just soon there been a lot of warriors since then in the quarter century like they made it and then they were like everybody better stop making warriors yeah you know what all right okay I will be your guide through this quest me watch for the far side of the way I'll pick it up and feel your power grow you're like the top of my Mustang twinkles it a little bit well up in the [ __ ] bottom right corner what's up I'm zombie I got one I got one our move oh dude you have an anger meter an anger ometer oh no oh oh I see what this out I'm turning into war wolf ttyn that W stands for whoa whoa whoa okay I my epilepsy I'm pretty sure this is just like a one life or no you get you got one man see ya yeah dude oh this is this is a childhood game for me really no I literally played it like five minutes ago well great to make sure it was not the poo piest game ever well I just wanted to make sure that it would make for good television yeah your poop detector has betrayed you AMC is gonna be really pissed if I hand though bad guys damn it I said AMC is gonna be very upset if I if I hand them a bad episode of game grumps to air oh yeah on their on their prime time slot agreed oh great I don't that's a bad really yeah it turns me into a normal human again oh no why would it's our good friend it's a punch a lot remember me remember my vicious punches one one one one I never used my other hand so it's always one be prepared for my one one combo one now it's a half before I realized that he was like falling forwards and kneeling I thought he just crumpled into a puddle of but looking at nonsense he doesn't look rather but yeah oh oh oh and the other say ho are you serious nothing that's nothing for me it's nothing I came all the way up here for nothing all right over here now is the electricity world I have to be diligent it's very difficult when is it ever going to stop it will never stop I think you have to maybe get it like a running start there's no run this is this is my stop speed Oh terminal velocity for my walking dude who crouched because sometimes it only goes half lazy there yeah happily there done oh man I'm doing it yeah do you have to do is crash well that's it for werewolf that's the werewolf well I can't make it through there oh I got I got it I got a kill ho guys again hold on 1 2 3 I've gotta go and I'll see you later which door should we go through the answer lemme give us a sign yeah I got the crazy big key ok cool I swear it seems to have more ghosts everyday laughing young feller like you're doing around here any hole why am i giving him Luigi's voice oh is that yeah well you know my name is Luigi ugly follow me prostate is that a mirror in your pants cuz I can see myself in your pants oh my god Aaron amazingly done Thanks I think I think I might have brought pick-up lines to a new level yeah is that a keg in your pants because I'd like to tap that ass yes that was nice it wasn't nice that was nice has you never heard that before yo your legs are the word now let's go upstairs and spread the word um what that guy was your brother oh no that's horrible he wouldn't stand a chance against those goats without my help you have to go after them like literally they're all goats is your father a thief because I'm gonna put it in your butt let's do it let's see if his brother okay sorry I went in for the high go ahead and stop doing that voice now then when he it's been awful okay please please please you have to help me find Mario if he doesn't get back you have no idea how upset the princess will be she'll flip oh [ __ ] yay no can't have a gameboy I made my dark and stormy night oh [ __ ] yay well I turn the lights on yay oh god at least let me do this I didn't say stop okay can you do a toad voice with a mouthful of deck hey Dan yeah today we're gonna be playing what are the other launch titles for Gamecube um wave race 64 really GameCube is like a wave race blue storm loved to play that I love wave race no not good no one show where we play shitty stupid games that Dan loves you you know like wave race I'll just get that lovely okay cool cuz I was about to go up like three more octaves no I love waver just now you want to talk to me about Mario fine you want me to talk to you about Mario intellectually no no that don't have no yeah I'm busy I got [ __ ] to do I'm trying to suck these ghosts trying to suck off a lot of undead heat oh [ __ ] baby did I say suck off I meant suck up God there is a difference god damn if there's not a difference I tell you oh it is impossible to stress enough I am sucking like a [ __ ] you sure are buddy everything sounds scary when it's backwards bang with the life she rang [ __ ] bang with the light what the hell she looked pretty stunned when she was on the table like she's like maybe it's done her with the draft mmm I just suck it on her dan suck on her now oh wow okay I can feel it's just how it is yeah I guess don't you just try sucking on this I know women especially dead one just suck on her bro it'll be fine she's from the 50s she knows it work out look at that a tire did you have an argument with your loved one did you try sucking on it like like your better friend is like well you should just talk about your differences cuz I'm sure she has a valid point if you just listen to what she has to say and then it turn to me and I'm like did you try second Oh [ __ ] tell me you didn't shotgun Jesus Christ and you think you know a person take him out bro I don't know if I can man oh you can I'm not [ __ ] AHA now let's take on him sucking babies where to vacuum never say that in public it's just literally the only opportunity you have to say it so get out of your system yeah this technically is in public though never say it in public without Luigi's Mansion in front of you in fact there's no setting that I can say [ __ ] where more people would hear it then exactly right now dan look just thinking out loud just having realizations about my life I get it I get it you know I get it and you're right you're right I'm just a stupid idiot you know what that's all you're saying you're not Erin well that's what you're saying okay so you're saying to me that's what you mean and I get it you know I get it I'm a stupid idiot sometimes you're right way too long very close oh yes oh I'm so close to beating the baby I mean yeah I'm so close give me those balls give me those balls yeah oh yeah let me suck on those balls yeah oh yeah you'd like when I throw that ball in your face yeah you do suck you right up I'm gonna steal your heart is that an you hear me Luigi take a mean nap oh thank goodness you're okay I had lost contact with you all of the day I said worried it's gonna get there in a hurry hmm you seem to be a bit tuckered out after that oh and I'm sorry damn it I lost the beat okay or score and seven years ago in order to form a more perfect union our forefathers touched my turn let's go to the mansion the man yeah lemons Luigi's man that's what they just called it it's a much different game I don't belong to no man said Luigi are going here man [Laughter] oh there's a Mario button I gotta press it alright wait Mario is here yeah that's what I'm looking for get out of here yeah cuz what's this toad was like Mario and Luigi was like oh god damn it can't you be happy that I'm here I thought oh yeah I didn't know you were looking for him yeah because he's lost oh he was lost in the spooky scary man chin deep inside that man yeah chin I just got it I did I did hey use your vacuum to get the cake I'm sorry is this happening again I just discovered that I can shimmy oh really shimmy power yeah the key is mine there you go just like the Michael Jackson song he's thinking more the key is mine the key is mine give me this bar Oh give me the sparkly dust yes baby get to give me your heart yeah I'm separating them forever yes is your love so strong that it lasts beyond the centuries and beyond death well one of you is going in my back man doesn't that suck for you okay at least I could keep them together for look at them dropping pearls that's gross I like it when Luigi is if he ever died I would be very upset what I'm just saying like if Luigi ever kicked the bucket like straight up died yeah I'd be very upset he's a fictional character the chances of him dying are pretty low you're a fictional character what I wrote you into existence I like phase out damn it whoa bang okay pretty much just suck everything yeah I guess so and then let the chips fall where they may be got to figure out what to suck right right you gotta figure it out like this nightmarish hellscape of ghosts that's a good pour out of this booze those are some classic Mario ghosts oh we're gonna do what we did your brother works oh geez dicks well hey oh geez oh well my brother's dead time to check my phone yeah I go to end up like him goodbye you see not my mansion those fiends so they were hiding in the mansion all along thank you it's like taking a dump well thanks for flushing him out Luigi get it I tickled you I I'm tickled you found him I was like I tickled you what I'm tickling you found him so I gotta get all the booze yeah get five booze five moves you get five why only five I don't know maybe because I'm reading a lot I gotta get some booze yeah five booze yeah I don't know it seems like a nice round number good old round yeah good old even fives I'm not seeing any booze Dan I think my area one perhaps it meant the first thorny door that you went through [Applause] no you're looking arcade game player pushing my buttons and getting high scores and having a great time oh that's nice I don't see like my ex-wife god damn would you just shut your mouth oh hey toad you suck them up and throw them off the window spring poet can you say very refreshing in a toad way I love it just watching you do those on the audio readout it's like no Matt such a crazy wavelength you got fact I just want to get back stupid [ __ ] I've had a long day my boss is an [ __ ] God it's not that some [ __ ] guy hmm you better read that walkthrough faster cuz I'm uh I'm gonna have to pee real soon whoa I'm in washroom that's the toad yeah what the [ __ ] was that room that was like the fancy-schmancy water in that room oh sure sniffle I I dropped a really important thing in the toilet I didn't mean to yeah was it your poopy drugs goodbye about it hey you're right no point crying over to my god if only with that easy to say it solve everyone's problems seriously I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away yep I'll just let it swirl on down the deficit but happiness refill my life can I just have you yeah in my house I love you you live I mean and my name is Lu my name uini my banner Mario even his shadow but it's but it's like 4 p.m. because it's a long channel cuz I'm tolerating him if you push the fire there's one there they're in fire did I mention they were in fire yeah then your vacuum right it wasn't that was I not clear about that yeah hold on let me let me let me clarify fire goes good alright keep that in mind I need the fire element blah blah alright there's there's a wait professor what type of medallion is there's a bow he's cutting boo okay head into the hallway baby I don't want to hit him in the hallway do away I'm in here I said this isn't the hallway this is the tool house or something the butler's room I like that word what learn but there get me too hey Butler bring me stuff I wish I was rich enough to have a butler specifically with your but not because I want him to like do things for me but I just want to be like his friend oh so you can be cool to your Butler yeah and he'll just be like would you like me to do that so and I'm like nah man I got it yeah he's just like cool thanks for [ __ ] dumbass he's like not appreciative at all your Butler sucks in my mind the one I actually wanted to do work so it's fine oh good cool great cool thanks game you're always an easy issue later what reason emits from life it's never sad people I'll call up your best friend tell him how much they mean to you they'll really appreciate it Satan is Lord Wow amazing that he can hear you with headphones in a helicopter and you're like we're taking over Cubs oh boy that's why they have head that's where they have a headset oh they're just talking to each other yeah sorry thought they were broadcasting dude got it yeah yes perfect that's the perfect amount of brutality nice this is like Pokemon snap for psychotics did you see that ah what happened sorry yeah I don't know oh cool that guy's on fire what if it was like the Mall of America and it was just like gigantic oh my god this do is psycho shatters [Music] [Laughter] that immediately shoots have a flair what's going on it's the young B apocalypse I would tell you but I don't know I've been standing here this whole time waiting for a man of your stature so are you like Native American or one of the last Cherokee from Madrid no back to my family in Mexico City just like flies off it Superman something's not right in my dome-piece that's my head play careful attention you said play careful attention I sure did stupid hey [ __ ] you missed my army don't take a picture you don't like that sound my good side don't put that on Instagram oh all right find me some hair give me some higher res texture maybe a decent pixel shader go on oh she got eight yeah she got eight yeah no in fact that's gonna work that's stupid yeah that was not cool like I said wouldn't be fun if you shoot an open the door yeah the game is waiting around in a mall for three days and occasionally looking at the zombie won't be like huh oh no that's funky that's straight-up Ving Rhames don't you realize I'm black I'm like the least safe of anyone here whoa they got in here fast yeah four slow-moving zombies they have two evenly spaced they are undead and coordinating okay oh god I got two black guys in here just like what the [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] oh man everyone's like super cool dude is nobody gonna talk about this yeah I need some chips yeah I need extra mustard colored shirts I'm feeling a mite peckish yeah I lived in England for a while so what what's up nice but are you like fair enough yeah yes thank you no we're done talking when I say we're done talking I don't know and I don't know so yeah bye Natalie Meyer joins and she looks like quite the spry athlete come here I'll play soccer with you guys mm-hmm I don't believe they exist I don't know if I don't see it it can't happen it just covers his eyes oh Jesus oh yeah okay oh the lawnmower right I'll do it come on do it for you this cost me fifty bucks do I look like you're getting too into the scene you just have to look at this [ __ ] helmet it's great yeah I know he's like one second tell me the truth [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] my god I am [ __ ] loving this game dude so much fun all right I'm still pissed off it was bad I gotta go get another chainsaw oh sorry walk in front of my [ __ ] chainsaw idiots was your fault I was just standing here he's giving you the business right now he's talking to you how do we what do we do now I don't know okay huh well okay thanks for the chainsaw wound good thing good thing you activated that cutscene that I was about to beat the [ __ ] at this [ __ ] keeps calling me and hanging up on me I don't know remember that picture memories man I just love flipping through the photo albums summer memories summer memories I'm gonna stop at the burger place he's like I guess I got to go this way I'm gonna check if Willem that's a real place okay do it and we'll tell you next time one game rooms Oh nice cliffhanger son like that kid some kid gotta get some kids close that [ __ ] happy trail she's like she's dead any ticket you click oh nice Oh Veronica that was going in the spank bank man look at this [ __ ] I sure hope this mountain isn't cursed [Laughter] frankerz you just goes right to the credits successfully completed cutscene quest hoof turn disk over so Dirk all right find Edouard Manet eyes that's all you needed to [ __ ] say how's this for a key yeah we've got bathrooms they're called your pants I [Laughter] take it with me of all my expeditions to record my climbing logs is that [ __ ] yeah I guess so [Laughter] people store food here but it's all gone rotten why maybe because there's no one [ __ ] here the balls are here but they're kind of dirty people's do I start unrefrigerated food here and left twelve years ago but the food's rotted now why could this happen I don't get it okay so we just had to smash the pot yeah and get the key okay there we go all of them an old rusty key by the way can I just say from this walkthrough I'm reading uh-huh it says it's like under the category if you die and this is what he wrote Oh nobly born that which is called death has now come thou art departing from this world but thou art not the only one death cometh to all do not cling in fondness and weakness to this life be not attached be not weak you can exit to the title screen take a turn for the right I can't go through any of these doors oh my god that's your curse my curse is that I'm stuck in the courtyard forever look back on the ground wait to the left yeah like my curse I don't have any out need to recharge my wii like maybe it'll fit alright alright next time on game grumps we're gonna do you want to do one more of these see what this goes oh let's do one more whoa whoa let's find out what that one yeah Randall Stephenson go to your room [Music] be careful you don't alert any ghosts by jogging oh well then it's like oh oh is that really the first time you're gonna introduce what's that strange shape on the floor I'll probably be better from now on but before I knew that could happen I was not prepared dancin creepy is happening oh no no man welcome to the dope show oh dear told me I couldn't go I don't care I just knew here she'll think I'm not the same person son [ __ ] up here in Tibet yeah she's pure [ __ ] yeah I did that those me you know what this game has some great ideas it's just the execution oh oh it just stays there now oh all right I guess I'll find something to break the door then next time on gay gross I don't think so I think we've already had our peak with this one okay no man all right useful information yeah yeah just another example of the glory that awaits us the cursed mountain next time on game see that everybody I love you have a joke for you Randall Stephenson go to your room welcome to my house you should have chosen aquamarine you will pay dearly you should have chosen her sorry that's a tiny [ __ ] skeleton touch his nose cute I spy someone who's really good at this game thank you I was watching you the whole time something that begins with masturbation what if he was like actually really creepy and like every time you show he's like he's like eyes are bleeding and [ __ ] he's really creepy oh my god wait where where the [ __ ] I've missed what he had to say eh to pick a death okay you turn around and is like heads backwards and it's like the face of a little girl who they're inside a little bug Oh gross Oh Hank goggles yeah it's like a would face and you look up and it's like the most is like the whole screaming in agony the more you look at it the more it's like begins to shift and change your bad huh aren't skilled I can't find a wood face or a cork babies could play this game rap yes they could babies okay and they have rap hope we're gonna need a [ __ ] walkthrough for I spy spooky mansion is this what my life is all of the second circuit board puzzle no it'll give you something okay maybe it'll activate something now can't do anything what yeah it's just you just need to solve that one what the Frick yeah give us credit for ooh what the dick foo yeah what the dick poo oh wow look at these cool talent things whoa Holly would be into that Susie actually I love how it's a secret message yeah it's not that secret just it's just not there this is where the secret message goes when you find all the pieces in the shape of the secrets where would be okay bye everybody bye happy Halloween I hope you've enjoyed a week of ghoul grumps I know I did are you Erin yeah I will see you scary spooky wow this is gonna be a great time we're playing our resident [ __ ] evil this is exciting but it's a remake but it's a remake of the remake I wish there was a pee in front of it it was president according to Hillary Clinton's Advisory Board in like when this game came out it's called a resident of evil Creek is that right yeah I was like back when everyone was like video gave you two violent and make people shoot other people there's like one of the biggest culprits of this sensation is a resident of evil Creek yeah that's really funny that's Chris he's cool and generic okay and he has little elf ears okay and then are they gonna show her Jesus Christ show her she's got a great ass Jimmy and her butt is incredible Jill Valentine yeah but they haven't shown her yet oh that's Joseph he dies I have a grape there's Jill ah she's so hot love Jill he's really pretty god she's so [ __ ] cute this is Joseph Joseph yeah should I not get attached to him emotionally if you're a puppy you could get attached to him real fast yeah otherwise there will be no time yeah that was Chris Chris is cool he's all soft in later games he's just kind of like normal here but he like starts working out and he gets super Jack and then he like he punches a boulder to death Oh excellent do things get silly later oh man okay they get silly in this one okay cool Wesker's cool dude oh that's Barry Barry's the best his name's Barry Burton he's got a big-ass [ __ ] Magnum for no reason holy [ __ ] yeah we're locked in the mansion because there's poppers outside okay and they're gonna eat us flesh meat yeah that sounds great they're going to eat me fish yeah there's only three stars members left yet our dance team is dwindling quickly we can't possibly rehearse and our routine is just there he's outside our [ __ ] mill not quite your ordinary house that's for sure yeah I'll make dinner Joe no I said no we have to lease at best with an option to buy the down payment alone we'll run you out of house and home even though you'll have the house if you dress like anyway yeah all right we're going to the dining room yeah sorry I feel fine part of the ours team I took a [ __ ] on the floor yeah smell it it's gross it's got a little corn in it but I don't remember eating corn what do you think go ahead sniff well no no I ate none of this it's all wrong pastrami lettuce god I remember playing the original version of this is she gonna find the dude getting eaten yeah that [ __ ] was so scary yeah that when he turned slowly to Richard it was so scary to me Richard no Richard is the one who was getting eaten by the snake this is Patrick or Peter or something [Music] [Laughter] sorry Zambo was a killer Kenny Kenny [Laughter] alright let's report back to Wesker this is where you go take a tinkle yeah that's that's exactly the door of a room I'd like to be exposing my genitalia yeah so here's a tub full of water huh and if I remove the plug good only good things can happen only good things what could possibly be hiding inside the water in a zombie infested mansion oh [Laughter] man I stayed in there way too long my skin's are prune look at this guy yeah it was just like it's all over I don't know that the branch in front of its face sorry I thought that was its face you see what I mean and then this guy's like hmm these guys yeah we're about the door Steve are you still above the door yeah I oh you know it Benjamin their paintings we're always about to go whoa she's really pretty I know isn't she she's a very attractive character last one you were almost a Joe sandwich sandwich you were almost a Jill sandwich but you would have fit nicely into a sandwich seems creepier to me why are you here Oh God for you go find out like that I can fold you up and put you into a folder throw you home with me insert so you in a file would you like that would you like today up which I'll file in my cabinet don't mention it all right fine about that hair cream truck I got him right in the [ __ ] face you sure did he's still alive so whatever kinda reminds me I am when we were traveling back from Philadelphia with Brent on the plane yeah I had one of those moments where it was too quiet when I was saying the thing that I was saying you know like if the plane had landed and like Brent and I were standing there waiting for other people in front of us to get their bags and like everyone was chatting and then like I turned to Brett and I was like please be careful getting off the plane as the contents of my dick may have shifted in your face I turned around as I gosh it dude nice Thanks that's that's pretty nice they're pretty proud of it pretty proud of it yes I will refill my fuel canteen with kerosene I used to be a personal trainer now I'm a personal trainer zombie I still care about your fitness also care about the taste of your I still want you to build muscle all right cool wait wait oh yeah hand gun am i cool I am blasting through the [ __ ] right now yeah you are flying so don't get jealous my favorite dish flying yeah it's like going really fast why yours your favorite dish oh yeah cuz there there was a point it was like a commemorative plate collection it was all destroyed I thought you meant what the [ __ ] like that [ __ ] on fire [ __ ] that [ __ ] mmm I am roasting chestnuts if you see berries like a marshmallow on a stick well with a sandwich I was gonna make out of you I prefer the hood see father boom got him Oh God this is going as well as I'd hoped alright well no Joe [ __ ] another dog attack bang bang oh [ __ ] he's got me dude you're hurting [ __ ] I'm getting all [ __ ] up from a dog oh caution I got I got orange caution fine holy [ __ ] keeps like a key look likes the rigidity to be used as one need so now I have a fake key yes I will discard the dog whistle I would love to because I don't need the [ __ ] dog with something more just sorry just hate the dog was yeah I'm sorry worst item no I'm sorry so dumb I'm just kidding it's cool okay I visit the as at the aquarium and for anyone who's ever been to the aquarium in Long Beach it's [ __ ] amazing and beautiful oh yeah it's a great aquarium yep we were at the otter exhibit and OH yep swimming around on the backs doing cool human things with their hands you adore them and one of them just dropped a huge gross Duke in the water really yeah it was so gross that's funny but like everything everything swimming around in it and like fish or like eating it and stuff and like it was just such a gross scene and then this guy next it's just like it's this is the best note a badass I would've given that guy hai fizzle yeah it was pretty great [Laughter] just recounting the scene and then like [ __ ] 20 minutes go by because you spend forever at that exhibit just there's so much fun to watch that's a crimson hood hello sir okay guys yeah he is fast too fast I think he's around the corner yeah Oh God Oh God in heaven like [ __ ] you out of my way that maybe like draw my legs up onto the couch yeesh yeah there uh okay what's up when they're fast it's a lot worse yeah that's a problem it's definitely problematic and that's because you killed him but didn't burn his body well so that one is a plant that one's there to like introduce you to crimson head gotcha so now now they'll start waking up if I didn't burn them yeah that's how it works brother see you buddy nice knowing you this is job thanks for the grenade launcher yeah ed you can't use it anymore because you're a [ __ ] dumbass Zambo oh he's coming he's quick oh he's a quick one whoa look at him stumble he's got some moves he's a joker that one oh [ __ ] where's the door where's the door oh god it's right here woof confusing difficult alright so forest I'm not a smart man and what were small I know what a grenade launcher I love you Jimmy here's Richard whoa I told you to call me yeah probably Thanks could you show me show me a little tit maybe it'll make me feel better just a little tit also I'm my Walkmans out of double-a batteries OOP there's a CS on the road Mike I need to play my cassettes my cassette of extreme more than words always makes me feel more than words is what else do every time my gets eviscerated by a snake enter the taco forest Grove's I don't know it's probably because when I I left after the last episode and when I react you had your shirt up overhead your hands down your pants furiously pretending to jerk off and then when I opened the door you [Laughter] earned into my mind you're only gonna be God for a second so I was like well it's my moment yeah those are the things where like the other person ends up taking way longer than they should and then he's like pretending to jerk off for like ten minutes waiting there and then suddenly the door opens oh yeah I might as well have really started to jerk off and then you really start to jerk off and that's when the person enters the room can't say I can relate to that one why they called crimson heads because they're all like red and bloody looking you yeah mmm good enough for me and he just decided to call him that I don't know what are you the [ __ ] Goblin guy I know that you know a lot of producers Sophie died could you please say hmm sorry guys taking the driver not hurt oh come on you just got eaten by a snake you can take a [ __ ] shot you dolt does it never not hurt idiot yeah I'm gonna take this musical score and I'm gonna play a little piano I sure do love playing piano but I do have you received I think I think his naked gun to where like Frank Drebin is with his ex-wife in in like the depressing sad bar and like the old black dude Sam is playing the ya know like is it's really sad dude and they're reconnecting and he's like Sam would you play our song just for old times sake of course no not that song Sam yeah yeah you got it mysterious box yeah I'll take the choice but some would of it I'm gonna examine the box you know it's got like hearts all over this be aware I open this box um how do I open this ball guys the tone of the TSA's anyone know hot sunshine all within me mmm saying yeah where's the where's the sunshine at maybe if I hit this button and then hit this button [Music] my cousin oh my finger and head you always get me excited Jill I mean uh all right then you put the lure there with the [ __ ] other lures and then you put the be with the bees and then you press the button and it activates say alright [ __ ] convoluted [ __ ] that is weird oh no not be easy came to life see not only did he activate the things but he keep the life as well you activated to be no mass B whoa [ __ ] B was it a zombie but but why is that what it was you know I don't know I mean there be like dead of [ __ ] yeah yeah thank you death mask with no eyes cool get it see you can't see the first time that you played it did you have to like run and find like the one herb that oh yeah man oh I had a hard time the first time all around welcome to my house use the door next time guys come on you guys are crazy dude [ __ ] crazy anyway I'm scared shitless yeah anyway I [ __ ] my pants mmm I said to him backwards what's it like living in Japan as an American um or no she's Dutch right from what yes from what I understand it actually is kind of tough yeah I would imagine so I gotta get the wooden thing first okay yeah well some waste of my time Al's gun these [ __ ] down ah [ __ ] I don't have kerosene so he's gonna wake up later and that's gonna be a problem for me so see you later guy terrific I should leave a note on him that's just like please don't weaken ya post it please at least draw a dick on his face that would be great if he was a crimson head and he was running after me with a big dick like you like I mean it's scary but thank you good helper laughs Wow Sergeant Pepper sergeant pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band could be fifty years old right on and magical mystery tour because the Beatles wrote both those albums in the same [ __ ] year because they were insane Jesus I'm talented damn it really yeah that's ridiculous were they written by like different members no it was all John and Paul with the occasional song by George Harrison so no Ringo Ringo uh like Ringo had a couple songs like octopus's garden like that's a Ringo song okay Ringo had songs where the other Beatles were like very good Ringo this is going right on the fridge like we've talked about that before it's like when you did his mspaint stuff I called this man with hat because it's got a man with a hat brought to you by talking backwards Bucky were playing lawn mower man Google grubs baby whoa holy [ __ ] never seen this apparently Pierce Brosnan's in it I had no idea [ __ ] Lawnmower Man guy for Ozymandias from Watchmen looks like yeah we're not entirely sure about that go ahead and press Start to join I'll do that here's this story behind this game alright ok when I was when I lived in Palmdale I was doing a lot of Craigslist thing for like video game collections and arcade machines mhm and I went over this one guy's house that I met on Craigslist and he was like dude I have all like I went over to his house to get like [ __ ] Final Fantasy three years that and then he had a bunch of other games and he was like dude check this out scheme lawn mower man is so good and I was like really and he was like yeah dude I used to play this is a kid that would just play it non-stop because it was incredible no way and he like turned it on for me he was like check check it out watch let's play around and and we played it and I was like doing this right now he was like dude I'll throw it in for like five bucks and I was like deal good and now I'm playing it on the show wow he loved it so much he was willing to part with it for five dollars five dollars well spent remember you could rent videos that was crazy yeah that was a big part of my life crazy days dude crazy crazy amazing days pleasure to [ __ ] I hate this that was crazy fast I'll give it a try Hey look at medium I didn't realize you can shoot in here you can in this one I guess oh you gotta blow your way through the things maybe Dan I don't know if you noticed but I'm flying a helicopter that's the size of the entire yeah and it's shooting dogs out and exploded in the CDs see these dude yeah yep see these nuts hey come on [ __ ] come back I can't what access to not access tonight and this is a professor steam right we're young adventurers learn the ways of the warrior I thought this is supposed to be like a vampire or something you've been reading too many brochures Bank may be true professor but if I'm going to rule the kingdom of Dracula someday I have to [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that's a good job Matt agreed I didn't go so well whoa swing-and-a-miss alright here I am and open whoa why hello Tooth Fairy hello all right is this butt like a pair of pliers is it ago like a nip my neck off Hertzberg aye master Ching Chow quick a spirit of Fire Island but you can call me Clarence you'll start your training yeah with jumping exercises press the button to jump over 15 rolling logs rolling logs there's 1 & 2 & 3 & 5 Wow [Music] oh yeah says Satan okay so this is Felina rightfully is a cutie yeah she's like I like her sideburns mm-hmm you want I can hear a lot of things sharply what the [ __ ] yes oh that's Felina good to work yes hmm I am feeling a mom come back when you want to try again oh I accidentally hit the cancel button I don't I want to I want to buy one yeah give me your phone I thought I was choosing buy cancel to purchase cancels [Music] all right okay bye let's see what you get in visit card I have a card would you like to try again Julia please god no no it's a angel card congratulations you have a card come back what do you want to try again man I like that guy is my friend let me in the castle let me in when you walk it think what is bigger my feet or my head I should be dead they told me I'll be dead at 6:00 gotta kill the cool this one dropped a tiny sword with grooves in it it's flat oh my god the [ __ ] is happening [ __ ] shoot fire at me [ __ ] oh my god this is spooky happy Halloween everybody Halloween [ __ ] Wow ever notice how hard it is to cut up a pineapple and did I tell you about when I woke up oh it's a cruel dead end during my own in my own bed now overnight I slept in my own bed it was the first time I slept like for real I slept like a whole night yeah periodically I wake up throughout the night and I'd like turn over and Suzie was sleeping next to me and I didn't know who it was were like in like my half awake days I was like who is this gross yeah this is cool and then I woke up in the morning and Susie had already left to go work on some stuff and I got a text from someone saying like hey can I come over and deliver this thing for you and I was like no nobody's home but then I realized that I was home gonna be home all day yeah totally I had knocks but I know I'm not home it was so weird [Music] hold this Martin [ __ ] madness again yeah how do I even fit in that mode one time he just like just as Hoss here into the air and go like a pelican eat the fish whoa you can see the lump of your body just running down his neck you may be able to just bait it and I paid it every day dude yeah I know you don't have experience in that what the [ __ ] I got hit by the [ __ ] arrow right in my goddamn face and I'm gonna get sucked into a coffin again some [ __ ] vampiric monster nobody wants me around except for a [ __ ] stone head and an old creepy man I got my hair he does have big goofy feets actually I think you have to kill this thing and then something happens got easier said than done damn yeah I know also I probably could have phrased more intelligent way well that'll be it for this game damn I hope you enjoyed watching us play spike the murderous monster or something like that I don't [ __ ] know what the name of this game is happy Halloween everybody Fredrik for forty hands Freddy Farkas frontier pharmacist cool what do you think my life would be like if my name is even pretty similar or even angry leprechaun I think so okay I think that's what's going on okay and I'm shooting [ __ ] cards out my hand that's it I died well and now I'm back wait I think we could play this together dude what I think we could play it at the same time hand me the controller I cannot wait Jesus Christ I'm so mad okay let's do it it's start I did it's not working no all right failure okay then we'll play the world oh no I died oh maybe that's what we're throwing I love the pizzas now we're throwing cards look I got a card in my hand pizza we did sweet we did it round two holy [ __ ] round one Michael Hut Michael hop up Michael White Tiger I gotta show you that I do yeah I know I remember it for sure you know how like restaurants used to have like one arcade cabinet yes you just become came intimately familiar with it yeah that's also how punch-out from the arcade happened yeah yeah totem pole with your pizza pasta strats yeah pizza pasta dude we got like the hang of it now we're like really full [ __ ] Aaron tonight talk to you yeah I'm sorry I didn't mean to [ __ ] jinx you have it game over no continues good for a while alright this time we're gonna blast right through it hard a shot I'm already out here I believe it through the back door mm-hmm I entered through the back door too that's about sex reference that's about tax reference for your kids at home for all your children as does your parents is but sex the rumor come out oh are you supposed to do this if you're under - boy just like moist hot coals will kill you here in the background doesn't hurt you know yeah that's not real fire oh [ __ ] I've been try to avoid it this whole time well then your [ __ ] silly goose whoops we are like the most wasteful leprechaun somebody likes spectated upon this like in real life you just be like what the [ __ ] are these do Jesus they're sending their blue diamonds and purple horseshoes in all directions in every whichaway but the way it's supposed to be just put them in my cereal bowl for [ __ ] sake what are you doing it's part of my non balanced breakfast it's not inside me yeah do you remember when they used to put like cereal like that like part of a balanced breakfast in the commercials and they were like it would be like Lucky Charms and like milk and like orange juice I'm like if you put [ __ ] orange juice and Lucky Charms in your stomach at the same time you will be barfing the strangest colors you will be barfing a tie-dye t-shirt have you ever had pizza and orange juice here that sounds terrible a combination on its own tastes like vomit oops the [ __ ] - attack I saw that teabag you [ __ ] in this job I judge I tried to stop you from getting it no look at me I'm like I'll get his domino someday oh did something you like that didn't do [ __ ] hey I'll get up and you get to decide okay okay what is this a [ __ ] novelization crush that foolish cockroach skull Jagger shouted jumping his twisted mouth with both hands I must have that sword back I'm asked what all right why does the island look I'm like a crooked manta ray I don't know why was that [ __ ] line written what what whoa we on a jaunty pirate adventure what yes and he blows bubbles who the hell is bubbles lucky [ __ ] it really looks like just [ __ ] off [ __ ] [ __ ] it [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] now by God it's not a safe looking look your face Amazon's from Mars you've got grapes yeah [ __ ] you I got a one-up that's pretty awesome skull jagger is literally the best game I've ever played it's a it's a it's a game I can agree with that part of your statement I'm like it was edited together it's like skull jagger is literally the game whoa well you know what never mind rest in peace I said game I didn't say thing cool you got hit by those strangely gelatinous rocks do I have health or like what I guess you must I'm [ __ ] go well no I guess you just get shot once and that's it man Wow have I been going through this game without getting hit at all yeah cuz you've been swinging your [ __ ] sword with a half screen arc in all directions [Laughter] that dinah purpose no more Prakash names subtly game got suddenly hard use your ax use your distance shot no Aaron Aaron [Music] [Laughter] [Music] no it does not note to self bubblegum does not stop oh god oh god yeah I mean I guess oh man I love this game yeah god there's nothing better than this after we leave like the studio tonight like I'm just gonna like hear you driving by like leaning our windows screaming legs professor actual factual was from the Berenstain Bears oh the Berenstain Bears yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah I guess they're Jewish who gives a [ __ ] and what was it you that made the joke it was a barrier that was like I just want to go back in time and shame something and then make everyone believe that it but make everyone like not you you know what I mean yeah of course I know you mean Aaron hey next time I came from I love this game I know it's good time so we're gonna do another one probably not all right bye and welcome to the evil within - to what the evil within - sandwiches Aaron and I within to buttcheeks arid I just got back from Europe our European tour with the beautiful and amazing jacksepticeye mr. septagon yeah ready player 3 it was an incredible experience but we got in last night after two long long flights from Dublin to Atlanta and then Atlanta to LA and this that tour was something I went on after having 24 hours at home after the ninja sex party tour and just went right out to that so I've been I've been in my County today I've been in my home for 48 hours in the last month that's fun it's the best and so I think the same for me as well yeah I am deeply deeply exhausted and we're gonna we're gonna play a scary [ __ ] game because it's Halloween and I have to deal with this in in my in my my vulnerable tired state it'll be oh good oh all this fire Fiddlesticks I'll be paying for that with my insurance she only speaks and screams thank goodness you're here Ju Lily come down quit farting around come down from there a fire break chances are was a match that was so fire that we really played it that insult that dropped us so lit yeah as a sick burn must have been she must've elicited to by intersects barri she's in danger we need you to help save her people in games stay so chill when there's a gun pointed out yeah why it's just plot so convoluted already I only have one hand on ya if I didn't have my hands on you how will I know where to walk I'm blind that's an anti needs you whenever there's a guy playing darts see just like yeah I'm pretty drunk lonely not the best day to be playing darts in this bar not gonna deal with this right now Trick or Treat smell my feet give me something made of meat Oh mmm yes Yukiko hoffman if that's the case then where my wife and child wouldn't she have like a regular like like like at non-japanese first name and then a Japanese last name oh yeah I'm out Dorfman he must be good at baking bread Harris your job must be very soon oh you're really taking me what's the info this stuff chapter 2 that's just likely it matters evil that's whippin in this game is this what could be cagey hey man her name's not ke g it's Hoffman boy you are crushing this thanks man this is terrifying what's the cameraman doing in our home gotta fill his kid you're just a camera head that's what's wrong it's ok show me on the doll where I'm annoying you thanks for delegating your dad can fix it he can fix anything [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah I just wanted to look at my hand for a while guys you're always nagging me I have such nearsighted this I can see my hand even when it's right in front of my face so clearly why wouldn't I be alright where are you William Baker where are you don't make me toggle my flashlight yoo-hoo I'm just gonna follow the delightful scent of baking bread over here why don't you rise to the occasion it's the least you can do oh sorry I've got what they call a dry wit oh is that good it's getting shot in the face that's not good that's bad [Applause] Hey [Applause] okay let's do it oh it's blocking a door yeah it sure is isn't it all right I can't do anything I can't move anything nice yeah it's a disciple joking nailing it thanks man Jesus Christmas [ __ ] oh [ __ ] damn it scared to share me hate that stuff what's going on here I think I may have fear burped gross that's okay I've done plenty of chemical warfare in here have you fear farted anything in fear for now I can fear shart that's fear for it how can you do one and not the other because sharding is difficuit yourself yeah man that's sorry its ear Wow all right what the [ __ ] oh hello sir well that didn't happen in real life that's magic oh no David Copperfield how could you yes and for my next trick whoops [ __ ] I'm just a cat meow meow hey welcome back breaking sports news everyone is gay Aaron I was watching highlights and Aaron hit me with that one out of nowhere oh my [ __ ] it's like plainly the ESPN news music or [ __ ] this just in in sports news every player is gay all players all players coaches and fans are gay this comes as a surprise yes sports fans who thought perhaps maybe some players were gay but not all in fact they were wrong all players confirmed as gay I would pay any amount of money to see even a prank I need and that said that was so [ __ ] the guy the knife man man oh come on dude as just having a bad day I will give you $5.00 if you shove an entire hand up your butt but it has to not be your hand okay attack enemies unaware from behind yeah yes let her sneaky boy let her walk past the car I mean that's definitely what she's there for to show you how to kill something well yes she turned her back on you dude well man you missed your chance a little sneak over really no it's got damnit crash back to her I'm a sneaky boy got her lo sneaked right into the back of her head oh I'm a sneaky man bang I need to get out I don't know you okay sir can you be helped sneak unaware enemy oh you're out of stamina more [ __ ] I'm gonna sneak kill him you're so bad at the he was once unaware I'm going to sneak kill you [Laughter] who was it hmm certainly wasn't the sound of someone trying to sneak use this case with a flourish oh man more jail I'm a sneak take no don't use the [ __ ] gun a get off me oh wow where did he come from where do you go where do you come from cotton-eye Joe even though I'm dead and gross my butt's still looking but they sent you in here I'm trying to restore the core just like you are yeah push ups you're supposed to use abdominal workouts for that it can extract you let me show you the crunch go to sneak mode to sneak into that gym that's my daughter I mean the core [Laughter] last let's upgrade my am have firepower cool oh I need 90 I have 10 I need 20 for that one I have 10 I need 30 I have 10 well I guess I don't have enough me drinking coffee the coffee maker will restore you to full health ham damn that's awesome nug-nug good cup of joe keeps the evil away my lips would move you know takes the edge off yeah it takes the edge off this hunting bowie knife wound i got my chest takes the edge off by giving me endless jitters and paranoia what a relaxing edge free experience well it's called a sequel yeah it's like it's like the first one but like we improved a couple of things and changed other things so that it seems different but it's basically the same game I think that's pretty much exactly what she just said yeah all right well right now you know to sit in the in the in the shitty chair whenever you want your life to get better thanks for opening the door for me some kind of evil presence so chivalrous thank you evil within - it's like evil within what - what's that across the street person no do nice herb oh cool also from Silent Hill did you know that the KFC Twitter account only follows eleven people probably one of them No and why do I care it's all five spice girls and six guys named herbs are you think things are working out for old what the hook was my name Sebastian Sebastian things are working out for old Sebastian Calle all our burrito man these guys are dedicated to their craft dang I got fun a gun on some handgun bullets bottle found this guy a new found a new friend a new friend I practice kissing on nothing better than somebody cockily declaring something really stupid oh that's a nice house right in the middle of town that is nice the same bow see me nice head think I'll take it who's that from Aqua Teen Hunger Force they remember the monster monsters named Willie Nelson and they're trying to teach it how to be a monster but he's not good at it oh right you told me about that yeah like only oh you're like--okay you found a victim or a potential victim what do you say things like what are you doing here like no is that what you say something like nice head think I'll take it so he's like walking up to Carl and it's like I said think I'll take it and I said think I'll take a message like what are you doing here [Laughter] I know brothers oh wow you're zoning it out look at that still yo ways think you go up there that is cool wish my house was just fly way off the tikar take a sky train up to get up there they say I think I'll take it nice I think I'll take it oh my god whoa horrifying feature got him got him got him got him got him yeah well he's real scary dude and his face scary he morphed right up into that other guy he sure did yeah they really put him in an inopportune that actually looks like the scariest thing I've seen so far yeah go got him got him got him got him got him got him got him reloading is he coming here got him got him got him got him got him great job I gotta reload my gun I'm scared with all the bullets that I have or don't have I'm not sure I think you're hurt yeah but I'll regain it back cuz it's one of those games I'm sure if I crouch well I regain it back then no yes nothing healthier than crouching I often think to myself when injured in battle what if I just crouched for a while yeah and then by the time I stand up again I feel great you regain your health oh oh we've found a thing oh yes should I do it it's not the game it's a theater okay well thanks was that really it if that's the end of the game I'm going to laugh very hard why would you need that many saves loss I'm gonna load up a game real quick okay go go go oh man this door you're injured crouch it doesn't matter okay [ __ ] I did it yes oh thank god Wow 45 seconds up MA [Applause] and we cut the time for bull grunts uh-oh is it scary yeah I mean [ __ ] sure no it's got nudity I'm so sorry man Ryan let me go oh we started playing this because the steam review was by far the least fun you'll ever have well looking at a pair of jiggling boobs yeah I can I go through the day oh there we go control fours the buttons Oh searching searching that's my butt loading searching is this fun this is fun I found nothing well then why did you need a towel whatever go ahead and drain my youth all you want yeah can I open this door with this key the door is locked yeah maybe if I use of a key I forget I don't know what the inventory is there it is up there oh boy how do I control try control what what doesn't there's no menu source locked Aaron button for the ditz that's not why use key to knock on door which button is the it's I okay so it is I yeah maybe that's not the right key oh but that's the only lock door so far looking around got there you go got it oh you are getting good it's so hard you have to damn it son of a [ __ ] so bad candidate nobody could criticize me for saying this is bad it's so bad here's made by any guy named been searching shout out to Ben Ben you're great yeah congratulations on making a game that's I mean that takes time and effort [ __ ] this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] game [ __ ] it sucks Ben you pissed off Aaron so that's that's that's cool now what now what well this was just a tutorial yeah well I found a key we got to go to the door where's the the doors over there did I break the game or something I think I can't believe she's a little bit of a weak chin I think I broke the game huh I can't do anything now I can't do anything I broke the game sorry I broke it I broke the tutorial of this game the youth drainers Freegal it's okay I can't even I don't even have words I can't even exit the game are you serious I'm dead serious Dan I'm not [ __ ] with you is this like a social experiment there's nothing I could do anymore I don't mind the content but frustrated that someone would put so much effort into a game then not bother to finish it do not buy it only has three minutes of gameplay game cannot be completed author has admitted to me that this is the case in an email I've recorded this team to take down until they but they cannot so now it is down to you I can't believe this this is the best Halloween ever happy Halloween everybody happy Halloween color is puce 17 I don't understand why this Halloween this year's goal grumps the Aaron's decided to seek out the [ __ ] shitty hit wait the game itself refers to the protagonist as protagonist the protagonist the protagonist helps a friend settle into a new house that he decides to have a party but there is a problem a friend for the night before the start needs to leave urgently and he asks the main character to come to his house namely to go down to the basement and check the supplies prepared oh my god but the protagonist does not even realize that he is waiting for the evil inside even inside what at the party the inside the friends arrive inside the friend inside the basement and to check the supply inside the supplies supplies where's the evil mr. Bligh it's inside dim okay are there are there monsters here or enemies all I know is that there's evil inside press F dot that's odd oh god right in the tongue Gillis Wow my tongue Gillis is vibrating what next oh my god l'm a loading screen this is the most terrifying experience I've ever had I've been waiting my whole life rectangular stands for loading more [ __ ] lick my balls lick the balls maybe this door now was fifteen minutes of waiting for something to happen starting to prove true a little hug ulis stop scaring me so much what did I do it certainly wasn't that make the game better lever oh sweet oh that was pretty brutal does it still suck pretty biting commentary had to do it that wasn't to make to keep woodsy what do you have to say for yourself LM B listen my bad let me be what did I do no no what happened sounds to be scared of a game where you know the developer is not capable of like programming something scary run is there something behind me here I don't know it's the tug ulis I got scared did I did I make it am I still did I do the drug thing right three months past escape I immediately turn to the police but the basement was not checked in the end I was here's another guy who talks about anomalies but he's crazy I'm not like that or am i dint that man came to me and gave me a note with symbol Tong Gillis that's not a symbol this isn't work it turns out that this is true it turns out I'm not crazy ha ha ha ha ha oh boy Wow Tong ulis you really gave me a fright what a great game I was shaking in my boots I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night because I'll be thinking too much about timeless next time I gave Grubbs holy [ __ ] Aran I gotta flick my light off and I'm gonna be like babe like a mannequin floating but that God and then I'm gonna run through hallway you are possessed by madness in another way could not be your water germane head I bet the hamburger helper gives great [ __ ] 24 hours is a first-person shooter where you plays as an intrepid marine the smiley face with the with the burning hair is a demon scary evil powers safe people pre CIPA Tate precipitated in a layer of chaos let's look at some reviews the sale price of 50 cent it's not worth it fade he says buy it only for steam cards not worth it stalling to even try out damn well that one's oh it's family programmed it's stuck oh they wanted me well he's on the other so at this point if I die do I get sent back to the very beginning again yeah Aaron are you really asking me am I here did I make it and I mean I'm in the big time yes I made it to the big city making my way downtown no game should ever be like you'd never say the words am I here today I don't know is there like an entrance or something yeah Wow oh the green thing yes that that's a thing right that's good I'm trying to find the green thing it's like Christmas because it's like the red and now if I combine it with the green then it's Christmas yes of course there's so many of them back away demon trying to protect the green thing glowing orb from heavy metal so close I'm so close can you get there yeah so close yeah oh isn't it you know I don't like to throw around the term deeply satisfying very often master 24 hours hey that's what you get if you played this game through 87 oh no idea oh yeah Neuros in this Satan is Lord I agree just keeping it old school right on since Halloween has essentially become a reason to just be super risque with your clothing mm-hmm and your dress and your mode of dress and God knows I like to get [ __ ] no I do too we're gonna we're gonna play a really goofy well how would you describe this I don't know I don't even know what this is man cool we're gonna play crash crash for two days pretty badly oh she's all [ __ ] up excellent it looks like she doesn't have a mental handle health insurance it's offered you mind just put the word mental pills in there Wow hell to mental handle it just sounds like a really shitty early hanna-barbera cartoon character it's mental had to offer to pay her bills to make a good impression but first she'll have to find a job to make some money like that sounds like a fun video game I love it you've met all requirements except affection try talking or dating gifting or dating try tapping to see what is happing yes she loves me you tapping away too much you're just like in the hospital pounding on her gonna check yourself before you wreck yourself it did it I tapped a hundred hearts into existence what the heck do you want you here to pay oh look old moneybags here I guess it's least you can do after running me down like a dog my name is Cassie and you better not forget it yeah you can achieve it unlock do you forgot who she is all right 250 done easy is this truly the game can you add in can you added some Super Saiyan sound effects thanks hashtag NatWest [Music] [Laughter] all right start the episode Matt Ryan this is is this hey I have a question for everyone out in the in the the world of video games just fun yes is this what you kids are into cuz I'm having fun I was just curious if you guys love us yeah I'm not not having fun I think it's super fun and I won't not be not enjoying this game in no time one sec yep hey yeah number two Stevie would you consider my thighs thick like th ICC thick no oh you get to walk around with a music box that's cool I don't want to spoil any of the scares because this must be scary let's look at this what an absolutely pitiful joke let's let's just read the first line of everything okay you really would have to be a raging [ __ ] to expect a high-quality purchase after perusing the store page for this product that's good from what I could gather I believe we assume the role of Emilia ash she's 15 years old okay the quiet atmosphere this game is trash watch my I don't want to watch your [ __ ] let's play what the [ __ ] is this guys let's do it but I mean there's a spook around I don't know is it scary I don't know making the game go crazy maybe I got a whine Papa scary thing loading that actually did scare me [ __ ] Wow okay okay man [ __ ] dark night night dude it's a good game oh hello hello friend so let me tell you this geez god I hate racist ventriloquist dummies don't hang out with you anymore Papa I'm gonna make anti-aliasing 48:32 and the game quality scene is going to be good beautiful fantastic fastest fantastic yeah alright good I want to start the game nothing but the most fantastic quality think for me to look at a doll that looks like it's telling me a Pollock joke so - Jews are pause what get lipstick gabagool schemes a bunch of [ __ ] here comes the Boop ah damn it oh I'm winding the music box yeah I don't know I don't know wait did you freeze him now Kames over alright [ __ ] it's the worst game it doesn't even do anything alright well we had a great time thank you the makers of Dark Knight god damn it [ __ ] Dark Knight sucks my dick all 400 of you because clearly it takes a village to create a game like this first of all the feature of roaming around in hiding is well hi oh maybe that's yeah you have to hide what it may be frickin impossible to hide from the dude he can freakin get you from anywhere but honestly I had a lot of fun how did you hit derive any form of fun from that needs work thanks Cole come on game graphs I think that's a thing that's a good one to end it on man welcome to viscera cleanup detail Santa's rampage yeah it's cool grumps Nightmare Before Christmas yeah it's great yeah the tragic events that unfolded at this workshop must be must in no way tutor you from performing your duties in a manner befitting the company's reputation you work here entails cleaning up the horrific aftermath of mr. clauses unfortunate breakdown this includes the obvious slaughter and and any broken items and so forth please conduct yourself appropriately as this assignment will reflect upon your permanent record okay fail to follow company guidelines and regulations and you may find yourself without a job oh my god once your assignments complete the corporation will take ownership of the workshop and any remaining items and employees well great looks like I gotta clean some [ __ ] it looks like you stuffed an alien face hugger in there and it's just dead hanging out the edge there's muck there and now your shoes are dirty your mop is [ __ ] Oh God have you painted yourself into a corner oh it's okay it's okay that's okay okay okay easy easy easy oh no you're just pushing the severed arm around over the bucket Aaron it was a clean bucket it's fine it's not fine I just hyper clean too that areas place is gonna look like [ __ ] now Oh footprints no keg I get rid of those okay [ __ ] I've missed Emily this is a [ __ ] massacre I'm making a bigger mess than I know then Sandt then the guy who did have quintuple homicide in this room yeah he killed all you must have been mad they messing up and now he's probably chill about it what do you think detective you know I think you made the right choice you know I mean I don't want to jump to conclusions because that's bad detective work but I think this guy I think we pissed off silky jingles isn't amazing that would have been my corporation name if you hadn't given me that other eye I had to UM for the purposes of my career it was time to incorporate it did get incinerated hey it's time to set myself up as a corporation so I had to pick a name and I went with mr. business mr. business to business Inc thanks to Erin Hanson and his amazing suggestion it's a great great [ __ ] name but silky jingles Inc would have also been an excellent choice that was a whoops all right well we probably lost some elves there oh maybe there was dynamite in there oh there was dynamite what does that say oh I don't know it's in Korean well the Lord career sorry some about [ __ ] looks like a question market yeah yes and what's the II mean II stands for II hadn't thought of that oh-oh-oh-oh SAT to advance okay I want fried chicken is this whole game in Korean okay alright what actually it's scary because we don't know what's happening oh my god okay alright okay okay go up go up high there's no up there's no what yeah [ __ ] I think I exhausted my my possibilities well [ __ ] man [ __ ] dead end the hell my supposed to do with this damn key what is this game oh whoa what what is happening why why what's happening what's it what's going on chasing me err yeah is that your danger think what's happening I think it's yeah it seems like oh my god that was scary [ __ ] oh I hate oh they played rock paper scissors and I lost I hate I just screamed at chicken in the darkness [ __ ] hate it who was the guy that did cold reading and convince people that he could speak to their dead relatives I think it was crossing over with John Edwards or something like that God was douche I feels like you your loved one had an M in her name or knew someone who did his name was Bose f er so good this uh this like lobby area is really creepy so you need to you need go out I have the fried chicken in my inventory mmm maybe I can do it over here what's over here huh oh I probably can't go that way Oh No yeah won't let me oh no Fried Chicken is worth that I'm sorry okay you know what think I'm good pick up good that's his game over by the way oh yeah yeah did you check your phone for that yeah I'm translating it back to Korean okay oh my god all right chicken livers are good adoption Oh want some chicken who goes to order door to the main guy damn it Aaron I have to go to the main building to find my stuffs it's a generic you stupid bastard where is the study room this has got to be yeah right this is very study room man items are so well-lit that's the problem like that's what I don't get oh there's something up there Oh God Oh oh that's the thing that's the thing it's a is it coming for me I think so [ __ ] it is it is coming [ __ ] [Applause] okay was the mere trick the water bottle on the table there's a water bottle on the table oh [ __ ] hell yes not the same thing yes okay great yes it seems like just a flash for a short time can the flash oh good the face is right there ah tab flash tab [Applause] good good job Aaron hey I'd like to thank the makers of chicken in the darkness of the darkness Jesus crazy well we got the phone at least yeah that feels good I wonder if it's one of those games where you you take a flash photo and it scares the monsters away oh I don't know it wasn't that a thing in fatal frame fatal frame and read out and read out yeah right I think I think that's a thing oh well we will never ever know because I I'm too scared to play that anymore no thanks for joining us on this adventure thank you thank you everybody it's Halloween what hello welcome to Krampus is home this looks relaxing oh yeah it's super nice it's a very Christmasy game hey you know what I just noticed what crap is spelt backwards is sup Marc [ __ ] it's 10:30 p.m. that's prime Krampus time f F game break did it really you [ __ ] kidding me it's caps-lock can you go back I think the game broke oh [ __ ] we'll tell you what how about next time on game grumps we'll be back at this point yeah cool cool thank thank you makers of Krampus yeah making a game to break $10 for this piece that's the scariest thing of all delicious oh geez okay are you controlling this no its cutscene alright this is take are you kidding me with that it was very scary don't make any noise she hears everything well I mean I'm in my room so she should like granny granny granny she was coming in already oh this is bad sure I like bail and run I don't know how I'm gonna do it I'm out I'm out I'm out oh good okay you granny [ __ ] you granny [ __ ] you granny this is oh good all right Dave four-minute variation will snare act really kill your parents won't you then aunt down I gotta find this damn key is don't key anywhere yeah I don't like it at all there's a key somewhere in here even creeps me out of you oh yeah yeah the cabinet open see it don't see a key oh yeah this sorry mister didn't like that at all no these are bad for my throat China I gotta sing tomorrow man I can't be screaming in terror the interface of this reminds me of house party a little bit but this is not a good time like house one outside Oh who's my special dear guy maybe just closed in general but he's following me open doors no no stop following me you [ __ ] dear I don't like it silhouette against the shine sucks support Satan by killing your parents oh my god such a bad time [Music] [ __ ] you Oh God Oh when I built my house I decided hey using maze okay alright I got a [ __ ] book it dude it's not here ctd be CT daddy that's oh no dear school tears fine of tears good here dears good nothing can get me from behind right I think I'm good yeah yeah I think I'm good hey I don't need to have a heart attack while we try to [ __ ] make it till to a I'll just look up how it ends online okay good God if you go to like the hottest club in New York like butter like one of those super hot sexy mega clubs that Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift always go to like jelly ball yeah yeah one of the main questions they ask you to see if you're worthy of getting in is like do to play skee free do you produce kefir yeah and then I tell and then I told him yeah and then they let me in and I had sex on like on a girl she said SEC thought a girl yeah cuz she wanted to she totally wanted to oh she wanted you to have sex on her yes so no oh god I forgot about the abominable snowman no reason that this is trees even walk away you see that [ __ ] that did not happen okay I can sense his presence [ __ ] senses presence but the fastest you can go is straight down and he's still catchable you can go faster if you'd make jumps and stuff how will you make jumps like this boom right there you should have pulled up before it whoa [ __ ] flip 105 style points it's 99 more than six look at trees going if my math is correct whoa whoa I just went way faster I'm going so fast oh my god that are you seeing how fast I'm yeah are you doing this how you doing I don't know what I did I hit buttons oh my god this is probably how it's supposed to go oh this is too fast and he's not gonna get me this time that dogs not gonna give me a god damn it second Yeti wonder if they hang out with Oh probably just Yeti town once you pass the first one [ __ ] Yeti town well next time on game grumps why would they put a ski resort in Yeti town I don't know it horrible planning horrible urban planning yeah boy this game is really slow playing it there's nothing up there what's this game called again kuch kaze on all right which means like mount mouth wind mouth girl oh no the girl is this the girl with the the cut up face yeah no Aaron what no I'm not down with this at all what do you mean god I hate this garbage gonna have to [ __ ] go home to my house and sit there and think about a girl with a messed-up face coming after me yeah well besides my wife am I oh good well so maybe I just gotta like zip up the old hoodie maybe for maximum safety yet put on my hood alright I think I'm good Aaron happy Halloween Merry Christmas everybody yeah sliced alright I hate this I hate you yeah I hate everybody involved I hate Japan oh the brightness the entire oh good now you tell us oh my god it's burning my eyes all right [ __ ] it we're done all right bye okay can't scream no more no [ __ ] look so nice and I'm just gonna come out and say it sonic rules and [ __ ] you if you think differently bold statement press the X button to select an item handle press the Y button to use the item oh my god they killed the dog what the [ __ ] was that like right away what the hell I hope you're [ __ ] happy Aaron no holy [ __ ] Japan looking poor oh maybe he's okay oh yeah there's another one yeah maybe it's just shadows just shadows yes fun shadows fun friendly shadows oh well craft of my dog oh oh that's good that's real good it's coming after you said this wasn't gonna be scary this is gonna be kind of creepy that's because I saw the screenshots Uline dogs dead it's five minutes a piece of [ __ ] dog oh [ __ ] god damn I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go again oh my [ __ ] my voice is ruined Oh see necessarily there is something stuck in my teeth oh one of those stay away stay away please stay away crap this would be a good time for a doozy no bail money for a GZA maybe you should have waited and not immediately gone to the other jizz oh well I didn't know there was gonna be later jizz Oh your arrogance [Laughter] it's headed right for that's too close this ain't good well it was Scouten uno - mahamuni hill and raja baru hurt adonai eloheynu melech ha-olam asher at the showroom it's affordable it's been a hard week ner shel hanukkah werewolf varmints first spooky scary boys become men men become wolves she makes me laugh dude it's pretty great [Music] holy crap dawn I put it in the Indiana Jones cup of Christ one from the Last Crusade which ones that that's three that put that in three two the cup of a carpenter [ __ ] it up idiot Pig Latin Jehovah begins with an I do a Alex pick a chalice good luck Alex you better you better helding I was gonna do it really Alex left just like Danny is ha are you serious yeah the hell's going on with you people I don't know man de well at least we got rid of the people that aren't doing anything what a dick move good job audience ma give me a kiss mwah hello be streaming too many people in a sec so I I can do this there we go no wait I didn't I didn't get in I didn't get oh [ __ ] yeah dang it alright sorry sorry sorry quick cuz we're good job Aaron look I'm sorry okay we're back we've we're streaming this episode it is exciting with the audience is joining in yeah I am dr. business now I've moved up in the world last game yeah that's that's pretty sad I'm Erin baby and it's a rematch yeah we're gonna see what we can do we got a lot of folks in here they're playing with us and we're now streaming so nobody's gonna drop out hopefully and everyone's gonna be know what's going on and it's gonna be great okay here we go come on Danny Weiner I'm pulling for you meeples yes you lucky bastard I like the name meeples stop sliding damn oh crap die oh you're you'll make it Danny Weiner get the big one there's no way they're both getting life oh my god Rachel do it [ __ ] whatever live Rachel that would be amazing the chances against that would be incredible get the pink one get the pink one oh yes oh but now you have to spin it oh [ __ ] then good luck yeah it's not like the people who win so right I'm gonna die it likes Danny Weiner holy crap Danny Weiner suck my wiener well we'll find out put a little spice in there got a nice wife nice kids time to set my charges blow the [ __ ] out of him Oh Mazel Tov looks like I made a mess Wow that was your body right yeah oh I'm dead fantastic well great job thanks for joining us everybody happy Halloween Christmas a big Nightmare Before Christmas yeah get ready for a whole [ __ ] week of this [ __ ] bye Oh Dan bit baby me me me me me me me

Channel: AppleSauce 3.0

Views: 696,875

Rating: 4.7425213 out of 5

Keywords: ghoul, grumps, applesauce, best, of, moments, scary, spooky, jackbox, deadrising, asauce

Id: wyQRP7SBOKo

Length: 199min 51sec (11991 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 27 2019