Best Laughs from Dead Rising 2 - Game Grumps Laughter Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

they don't like me I don't know how to ride a motorcycle my daughter's giving in real trouble poof it's called a wrench dad this this arm is rip DK's DSL czar fph eighty pretty hot and tempting I love it this feels a lot like that right it sure does hallway I like to run the slower it's Tyrone King's brother nas mo King he's a that's no smoking you hope you see my daughter no yeah has they even see my daughter now I love a bat anymore so Rowan he looks like he could put up a good fight yeah I like Erwin he's my friend good luck you were expecting a zombie and not me Ted zombie unfortunately named Isaac Frank this guy knows a lot of [ __ ] that's the standard procedure for a zombie outbreak as came up with in the 1970 that movie come out Nick's head dead semi zombies in the other side as well open the door who is it [Laughter] um shut up do you see a box of Zombrex i'm stacie foresight by the way who last name i also don't care come Chuck Chuck lunch kill them I'll do what I can to kill them are we talking about the same thing sleeping survivors will give you lots of do your daughters like straight-up dying so you might want to get a move on okay I'll admit I do sound like that Casino Cup neat oh you know you can play it for some money hell yeah oh this is what you should be doing right now stuffed doggy damn it's pretty good trying to like to take the escalator coz it's easily on my knees watch out baby watch out my wolf ladies it really is just like I wonder see about me wait stand up again let's do that again do-over hey there's our n shoes right there I'm going to sing into this orange it gives me life oh hello sir can I help you would you like to buy those scissors very nice scissors Shay cutting hair nice god it's so [ __ ] Anarchy I'm super awesome I killed my wife [ __ ] zombies I've got a butt flap so I can make poopies real face do you like my Mickey Mouse ESCA tire say Calum [ __ ] does that mean Knobloch can't even shop up these boxes oh man what am I gonna do you can shout into your backpack you'll be dead we're gonna need a lot of hot dogs I'll get the hot dogs you just stay here and eat the honey you always like keeping eyes on stuff yeah like pull them out of your socket as a deal I beat [ __ ] [ __ ] ass - a hot dog she's not supposed to be killed maintenance rooms around for to see Jenna might be something useful in him did you give it to me yeah I guess he did yeah it's huge combo card acquired nice bad wait do I have to have plans for it I guess so how would you know who put nails in a bat if you didn't have an explicit card telling you look at that X 2 PP earned X 2 PP sounds like the shittiest Star Wars robot X 2 PP X 2 people you're always leaking yeah just image hammering spikes in here why did that need duct tape no reasons actually I'm gonna try to avoid them because my pipe is dying hmm so for this one [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dang it my pipe bang I'm glad I'm not gay I tried I didn't like it that's true that's like that's like if you know if somebody's like I don't like beans and they're like we'll have you try them and it's like no and it's like well how do you know you don't like beans see the reporter that is her sorry I compared a sexuality to liking beans okay there's a bathroom in here if you need to take a rest you can say [ __ ] I'm an adult I'm gonna don't you kids am making bears [Laughter] never in my life heard that oh boy making bears beard feeling better let's get going I wasn't yeah I didn't to me I just saved yeah god I didn't make any bears bears baby go in check she's like believe me she's a cute any kind of fudge to me like no making a parrot I didn't make bears and like [ __ ] thousands of zombies so I go now case one for Alliance I guess we'll just go there yeah you're just going back to the place with the beautiful little daughter Katie oh she's cute she's adorable she's cute until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature then you gotta hit her with the lead pipe to do a teenager that looks like my wife that I got a just stare in the face baby got a hit with the shampoo shampoo no tears [Laughter] baby soft why I healthy grin just a dumb post watch there's a duct tape some nail baseball bat that I painted making tiny little pieces of tape to hold each nail em all in a row so you could just grab them off the wood I'll even eat the coffee creamer and all I'll stuff her right into that tiny TV box he watches too much TV he comes in he's like I was just watching TV and you were on that too what do you want which how'd you do it why is everyone so upset why this is like zombies clawing at the door yeah I don't know honey yeah I guess they're just [ __ ] anyway good zombie I'll kill you if I have to [Laughter] oh she got a headache let me help you that's one option well it's the only option it would be the other one no no no you're mistaken okay well I'm gonna put mistake in the grille it's pretty late we'll see I'm a young baby bear in my jammie-jams I am NOT a [ __ ] I am NOT [ __ ] can a [ __ ] make bears on his own get out of the way the best weapon in the game you [ __ ] foam hand coming up guys are so [ __ ] here we go yeah we sure had some boys today miss you know us we'll never get political on this show but two minutes before yeah like no doubt by now you have heard millions of times endlessly about the Donald Trump coffee Queen but for us recording is it just happened 30 seconds ago dan and I were Simon and I tweeted I texted up screech out of that tweet to him and I heard him laugh through the wall it's so so funny regardless of where you land on the political spectrum I think we could all come together despite all the negative press conference what even word wasn't supposed to be I don't know there could be anything but I mean of course we're reading all this [ __ ] like immediately like don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee morning hashtag not my coffee just distract yeah I think it just makes pretty light it's all a good night that's so this game love it get off her Clay Aiken just [ __ ] I ate another hot dog it's not me [ __ ] Ruben Studdard Oh Doris stop getting assaulted all the time jeez you're like my eggs in the morning oh she's gonna know Doris hello do you think you could stuff tits in your [ __ ] what one of those moments where like I immediately have to think about a lot of things not just what you said but also questioning friendships and life choices I've made what's wrong with our friendship nothing's wrong with her if I asked you a simple question yeah I would hope that you would respect it and answer in kind yeah all right no I don't think you could fit tits and zall right but what if they were really small don't bargain with me you as me and that's my answer yeah but some questions need discussion I love that you just might just one now that I'm indoors I'm gonna put my sunglasses on hmm I can't see [ __ ] oh god oh god oh god oh god it's gonna squish me it's can squish me around to the right [ __ ] I missed it Oh [Music] [Applause] okay I'll just decapitate myself on the roof Chad's gonna be disappointed that his wife you know whatever Chad all right you know he gave me a shotgun great I'm very grateful and everything but like seriously he could have used it better or not the Oh Jay oh the oh jeez the best one isn't everything yeah yeah eat dicks which I again stores his dead dude from the other bear forget about her okay she's nothing to me anymore okay she's a ghost a figment she's a figment of my imagination okay something big then I'll never have the evidence [Laughter] you know these rifles are da bomb dog oh yeah yeah check us out I'm just like hey hey hey hey what's my least valuable weapon here what's that dog squeeze if that one zombie yeah just plow a couple down do you sir little faster please I get you I really think you should turn around now Erin what it's smoky yeah Erin it's fine you're so [ __ ] stubborn as part of design of the game take forever to get back know there's there's is there somebody following it sounds like another car get a little nervous hard dying no it's not it's not dying you're dying we're all dying just like suck Seuss oh man so nice to just be wandering around this mall unencumbered by Doris C would I be able to do that with Doris behind me yeah oh my god I'm having so much fun Swee dude hey what was this guy I'm gonna name this guy Frank he would give you the shirt off his back if it wasn't a [ __ ] zombie if it wasn't just fused to his body by sinew oh yeah you tried to peel it off you'd probably vomit am i right oh geez got some money thank you see straight cash close the door close it close it close the [ __ ] doc Christian my love we've already known each other for so long but I feel as if we have a personal body and mind connection okay I will drop you off in the safe room maybe some other day you and I somebody won and I got that and it was me stick a [ __ ] fork in me okay because I'm delicious hey every buddy hi oh you should look at that pawn shop I don't care about the pawn shop I'm looking for a guy who knows where Zombrex is that's the pawn shop know looked in mm-hmm I know I I want to save my daughter's life as much as anybody but I'm not gonna break the bank no but Syria where you where are you at Sven it's been oh no what the box well that's um today's right there spen promised me in his dialogue he said it to me directly he said I have definitely said the words I and have and then I said zombie it was a question mark ever in fact I don't even remember him saying have it's fine my mom grounded me Wow Slipknot's changed no get away get away from my bucket yeah yeah need that PP do I get PP furred killing zombies yes oh very small amount wait you can see your P pomodoro nurse oh yeah I'm enjoying it no our heads are gone look at all the blood dude yes so much so much blood so that's pretty cool [Laughter] [Laughter] let's see locate the cure protester I guess I'll do that what look man if you wanted to know what time it was you could have just it's crazy as [ __ ] it's because he has more rotting fast-twitch muscle fibers oh dude ladies hat hell yeah let's see what else we got not enough cutoff oh hell yeah my god did you okay I like [ __ ] grave I look [ __ ] amazing right now all the boys wish they had all you [ __ ] out there hating oh my source was an owner of a 50k my source I can't believe neither of you complimented me on my little peeve to be honest that's all there is to it yeah that's absolutely right but I drifted off for a second because I started thinking of a look at fatty Tim Robbins over here did we ever tell that story yeah the fat [ __ ] Tim Robbins story yeah okay it's great and it was Tim Robbins yeah and then Aaron and I were at an airport as we are 27 [ __ ] times out of a month yeah and and we saw a guy sitting across and Aaron subtly texted me like look at fatty Tim Robbins over here because it did look like [ __ ] he did look like a hefty version of Tim Robbins and then we got on the plane and then Aaron texted me again like that was Tim Roberts on the flame in first class and he looked me dead in the eyes dad and I was like bye all right well all right don't start that English good you got me started do you got [Laughter] enjoying that song iPhones oh he's wearing a fedora yeah m'lady what are you gonna do they're everywhere jump kick alright I can do that okay just jump into it somehow it's every zombie uh get off of her oh she's gonna die no she's not she's fine bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang stepless vicky get on the way on my bullets Vicky stop absorbing my bullets thank you okay guys you got out she's mine run gone Ricky let's go Vicky Vicky let's go geez you're like the [ __ ] [ __ ] boyfriend at a party we're leaving Vicky follow me please please sweetheart I don't care you're upset at me alright I want you to be healthy and happy and that you're dead it's right there get in get in come with me Vicky Vicky come on come with me Vicky please Wow boy you know I mean you only met her a short time ago in that stall but you went through so much back away from my girlfriend she was the love of my life yeah they're in here The Mercenaries are in here yeah yeah you're right about everything you're right on [ __ ] everything there's a lot there more than you can fight with a hanger whatever I don't shoot them you just said I'm right because they're delicious and maybe I'm a little bit I don't want to just waste them right off the bat I put yes please yes a [ __ ] fabulous goddamn if you saw this warrior princess coming up to you yep great there we go stay back back I say Oh God my impenetrable wall of valuables looks like your checkered onion rings up oh good the good music is back yeah oh and if they're winning over there yeah seven seven seven jackpot what the [ __ ] jackpot what the [ __ ] little lower yay that is fun he really gets that mean you tell me I would need something better than a chainsaw to kill that guy to get his chainsaw yeah you're probably right it's simply not worth it as far as I'm concerned I'm simply not worth it so I say hello to the Yucatan casita let's that's yeah so this was the problem yes this is this this was actually the problem we just go ahead and oh hey eat [ __ ] it's my sign can you let me eat my pizza please you better start suppressive problems oh [ __ ] oh that's a potted plant this is a design you better get out of here yeah yeah this is good yeah this'll probably do you well yeah yeah don't go in the room you know come out I'm trying but I'm trying to stop [ __ ] so so much stop shooting at me oh you tried to take on six guys while unarmed and they all have machine guns leads I can do it okay it's a super soaker I have my own gun all right excuse me oh my god you like to get moist my friends Oh damnit sir sir sir we are gonna date their zombies everywhere we going on a date it's a date I mean the bartender's aren't alive she never gets bothered by zombies I'll meet you at the bar yeah you know just got some drinks allelic drops about subunits of the table gotta find some cash that's what I gotta do let me ask you a few questions Oh Erin and on that amazing joke we'll see you next time on game Grand play did you reset the timer least yes I did okay are you proud of me yeah you're smart a big boy love you we both have two sets of today's one one set of today's both have one set of today's I mean this could be titty fest we don't need we don't need the girls we're a girl or get the girls Anthony leave them at home girls were waste of time who needs girls when you got sweet bros we got titties we got dicks Schilling in the jaw so about a quarter to 6:00 my favorite was when you were like I don't know we just so long time ago when you were like I'd felt Cillian Murphy and then one day we were just talking like yeah III gladly have sex with Killian Murphy I was like wow you really were serious and you really yeah say [ __ ] you like we're offended that I didn't take you seriously when I was speaking to you in a joking manner I just didn't know you like the Scarecrow that much he's a handsome boy I need to drop the foam hand Aaron just have a real emotional attachment to me yeah it makes my hand look big it says it says I'm the number one fan [Music] Oh mmm I don't know if you're hitting them dude hey I am I've seen the health go down it's just not very big get the [ __ ] out of here man amber I don't care about you ow ow ow [ __ ] basic [ __ ] oh stop I had all the same weapons I was doing the same stuff I just [ __ ] I got trapped when I call them basic [ __ ] remember you trapped me in a corner I do remember sucks took away two levels of health instead of one oh man you are not at all psychologically scarred by what we've just been through what would anyone want to get out of this city I understand no make any sense right now [Music] what time where wait I forgot everything [Laughter] don't I'm going down in front of everyone all of lovelyz are watching wow you think so there's a swordfish right there that's right I'm always gonna listen to you so well see what happens I don't know about that oh you [ __ ] guy I mean how many swings did you oh dear I'll take four oh yeah no big deal yeah ooh employees only I like the sound of that it's checking into Nance that's where I just was okay so yeah see there's tons of time okay cool I would recommend saving your progress okay can you climb onto the railing and then jump instead of like just leaping over it thanks Dan the [ __ ] mature you you are [ __ ] and is I've won every time you need some health I know I do okay I I appreciate your concern with my my health situation but they ain't no ambulance around ain't no ambulance Wow somebody call the wambulance call the WIMP you bleep where point bleep oh nice you got more PP for doing that oh that one got you're just in the food court nobody drop my sledgehammer I want to pack oh I need some space pitchfork is flashing ah damn it get out of here starting to waste a lot of time I'm not wasting time I'm wasting rhymes it could be Bremen Fat Beats right now would you on my back will you gonna die I'm not gonna die okay you have a little faith I have none I apologize I'm doing my best here oh and that's a that's a different issue of course you're doing your best and I have no belief yeah I'm not blame I'm not coming down on you yes you are the definition of coming down on me I'm coming down on your ability but not the man I separate the art from the artist okay because playing Dead Rising 2 is I'd be [ __ ] is form of art I'd be hot garbage at this well there's you can make laser sword and the maintenance things right here yeah well maybe there's gems in here okay time for devil Oh God later soon but uh have Hogan from KSA's really I'm half Hogan from yeah yeah we never have Hogan dude yeah whenever he sees me like when we were on tour and every time we pass each other on the bus he be oh we got it senior six-pack healthy [ __ ] so she can live another day of this horror yo yo my name is dick hole Jones cuz I'm a dick my name is Joe Nicole Joe thanks everybody my name's Joseph have a good night oh yeah Oh II Jays the best oh yes and grab a coffee or a coffee creamer coffee creamer better yeah I can't remember they're both good what if I make both or if I use them in the coffee pot no I love eating snacks off the ground meat between two garbage bags give me that's in action no no no no I'm delicious you I'm gonna take it I'm gonna invest it in the snack market snacks are down Oh oh my god call my wife then you understand the beatbox actually to program to green to green alright come on come on put the creamer in your mouth now we breathe get skipped cutscene skip the cuts yeah oh sweet a tourist boat hat I'm gonna put on the boat hat it's my action helmet just got all charged up from being a male I know I did you kill the boss said it was good any baby Denis thing I love you me me me me me she's getting assaulted dude look at the little icon well I'm sorry about her getting assaulted alright maybe she needs to use some pepper balance out the flavors you're good you're an amazing rescuer well what do you expect I'm wearing a [ __ ] boating hatton deny that wait for her that's cool it's a long hallway okay what could happen right in the mouth of the hallway it's the safety Danny I remind you of Nicky now he's happy today that was one of the funniest moments of this game though I have to say you [ __ ] [ __ ] around and then you hit her with a bench and then she died at the mouth I love using the Lazy sword [Laughter] I'll of me the Little John lazytown match now it's good it's good [ __ ] it makes my teats milk it's definitely one of those old hoping to just go on yeah it's very hard this isn't a Confederate flag on my shoulder I just like the letter X because I like France it's about to be July for it yeah I was like where's a good place to watch the fireworks and you're like from my deck yeah yeah [ __ ] strong let's [ __ ] do this for my penis [Laughter] I'm a pro and you're a bro thank you yeah so give it up for the pros the most terrible high five even in the wave form it's just this tiny little tick I bet people won't even hear it we tried all gonna get canceled out by the gating severing new thing I thought the exact same thing watch it watch out everybody I've got services [Laughter] Wow zombies are getting really advanced so I'm just saying things that are coming to my mind and none of it is sarcastic huh but maybe the thing I just said is [Laughter] actually get them where's the coffee right there coffee see you later gotta be another milk somewhere how else are you gonna make ice cream okay just so [ __ ] it was it was a photo he's a good photo op you you have your priorities all messed up right now I peel evel's you up it makes it well okay well we had that I don't know what was your meat so much more important than human life have you seen my dick I'm not fat didn't you see me when I was wearing that Redman shirt my midriff looks awesome all they do is eat and eat and eat it's like they're from Wisconsin man I feel like I'm going crazy Frank I've been trying every password I could think of but I haven't had any luck so far I've tried one and I've tried one too it just doesn't work what about Carlita's locket I told you maybe the clue we need oh [ __ ] see you open it and it just says [ __ ] you and there's a drawing of a dick [ __ ] you Frank there's pizza in there right no oh these are all pies just keep eating I thought there were pizzas there's a pizza on the you eat all the pies it's very filling it came out the [ __ ] a silly goose I did yeah and my mom was like get this goes and my dad is like whoa [ __ ] happen did you [ __ ] goes well game grumps compilations oh thank you do great compilations Cameron Robbins oh my god when I'm when I'm feeling proud of myself I watched your compilations and and laughs upon my previous triumphs um thank you

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Length: 44min 48sec (2688 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 11 2019