Larissa Is Looking For Love and Citizenship...but Mostly Citizenship lol (90 Day Fiance

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I told you I'd do whatever you want Larissa Tom threatened me stop being rude to me I'm tired I know the time I got that look - and as you can see from the very short clips that I have provided you it went downhill very quickly but that's why we love this show unfortunately Lewis and Colt didn't work out Larissa got a little handsy a few times and landed herself in jail and might have to leave this country and go back to Brazil I mean to be quite honest it's better than where I got saying but waiting rooms are always just very weighty but the women see the fast so Colt and Larissa break up and Larissa went through a full-on a makeover so you literally dropped over 300 pounds of pure fat got a face done booty done though work she couldn't fix the issue with ending every single other words she speaks with a why let me know if that's a brazil thing but 100% of my friends from brazil said that that is not a thing and they don't want people to think that that is a brazil thing so let me know you two it's your time to tell me my birthday yet people stand up in your house right now and type in your keyboard or on your phone whatever device you're abusing and educate this dead goes if it is that i won't make fun of it will still make fun of it we just won't tell anybody else so we don't get cancelled don't tell them what am i saying you can't cancel me I'm dead it doesn't work here that's a flash brown boy we're gonna have some last Karissa has a new body new face new life no cult and she is ready to date Taylor is I'm single we got the same level of crazy baby oh she's gonna date who's she dating this guy well she's dating this guy and people keep calling him Donald Trump and by that I mean one channel on YouTube and I thought it was funny anyway let's see how this goes do you want a family do you want kids I already have here in Co but you have a family in Brazil yes I have the kids in Brazil well it's it's off to a great start cuz that face says he is so happy so happy to hear that why aren't they here with you because they Wayne I came here I don't know my ex-husband caught it a lot you know they called coach Colton coach so he he noticed her particular way of saying word ease Cody Cody Cody no coats coat yeah okay yeah he's all we don't name I know you know I think Colt is a very common name very common name extremely common you know what let's let's let Larissa be Larissa and I don't think that was in Terezin bring me there no show the situation because the way and I got a marriage I have some problems she smiles menacingly I think she knows some is an understatement Larissa crazy - crazy let's be honest we have an abundance of deep mental issues don't be shy with it honey say what you wanna say and let the words flow out honestly I wanna see you be brave that is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe I won't you go problems yeah let's let's go ahead and find out the legal problems do they even get their food yeah he is so uncomfortable that's the face when your mom just yelled at you and then the doorbell rings mid bell session and she looks out the little people and it's guests people that will probably come into the house and actually looking through the peephole she slowly turns around and says like you're happy a smile on your face and there you go that's the face you make guess what they got arrested well it looks like she took my advice and she let the words flow out not too long time but three times three times I can explain oh my gosh okay girl confidence I love it shut up probably actually I'll say darn right you should have sir we didn't really get to dive deep into her children wait he really had to hold his a wine glass for that 30 second interview we are not worthy on this channel for the amount of class just kidding I do dated from the screen right now well it's a fact that she's been arrested three times was quite shocking to me he is literally one of those textbook definitions of an Instagram entrepreneur that I see people always talking about on this platform he's just a little Instagram entrepreneur and by I mean he's a short king and we completely stand short Kings on this channel I am one mo cheetah is one we love it he honestly thought of reminds me of a modern day calms down went through therapy and really dug deep into his anger issues a modern-day Vegeta si don't fight it just go with it it's my channel I'm grateful and called a coughs ooh thing might feel saya lie to you so are you can killing a knife right now that's what she does Vegeta don't act like you don't like the spicy life this gang is it cool in fact to my immigration status you know and it does and from what I read or I've seen it there's a huge chance you might have to go back to Brazil with their kids which isn't a bad thing right she should kind of want to be with her kids I do have to say she's been in America for a long time getting a lot of surgeries and saying that she doesn't have money or other values do you look for in a man like what I mean we have a truthful queen in the house she didn't even hesitate we love it truth Queen oh man I like him too not just because he's short like me though he does get points for that Larissa has a lot of the characteristics that I'm looking for in a woman oh really he does like him a little however oh nothing comes after a however I'm not really sure if she's looking for love like true intimate passionate realistic authentic love or she's just looking for a green card mmm that was very well said and slightly attractive look a little Padilla dude if you're looking for a dead green haired Jos it was quite spicy herself all you have to do is say my name three times I'll show up technically I am an American citizen I'm just dead I think that match maybe he got a scare it from me possibly he possibly might not want to get beat up so it still feel very lonely and single and I'm a ward that I want to find a mr. right but Larissa was sad after that date and wanted to go to the spa relax and do whatever is going on here so apparently these things tighten up your stomach I haven't been alive for a while but you y'all have machines that just tighten up your stomach magically just by putting little sticky things on them that we're gonna like get you nice and tight ready to go very interesting and by that I mean very odd kochu he has a girlfriend just Brazilian - so this is Col T's Colts new girlfriend and she's very cute but why him oh my god are you actually jealous look at that face plotting her vengeance huh I don't feel replaced they're not a Brazilian like they're a billion percent no jealousy about a coach [Music] but she should to think a little bit before being over to him maybe I should to warn her I am all for this rock up that drama plus if you were dating this wouldn't you want to know all the creepy weird neck beardy type things he does because we all know that he does neck beardy type thing before you decide if the citizenship is worth your time I would to think you're saying that you want to help her but are you actually jealous and you're trying to break them up because you don't want him with somebody larysa baby sweetie look at me come here tell us the truth I don't know close enough she's jealous anyway Larissa does end up contacting the new girlfriend and it gets pretty intense but we will save that for the next episode if you enjoyed this video make sure to leave me a thumbs up and a comment if you haven't told me what's Affinia today remember told me in the comment section and let me know if you would like me to cover this amazing man and why he is a good ol neckbeard which will probably be my new edge looks like my time is up you know how to get me back here see you later [Music] you see the chip in my car you're the bad guy get to you see the trippy I'm fitting it up in my car kitty I secure the bike I get the bug [Music]

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Id: mAGDsTnrNzo

Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 14 2020