-Welcome back.
-Hey. How are you, man? Good to see you.
-I'm good. How are you? -So... -Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you sitting here now? Yeah. -Oh. -Um, unless you
really, really want it back. -You know, man,
it's really your call. -Cool. Thank you. Well... -Let me get that for you. -Got it? [ Sighs ]
-Mm-hmm. -[ Sighs ] -This one taken? No? Good. -[ Sighs ] Yeah, Jim is a nice guy. That's why I got the desk. Jim has worked at the same place
for five years. Jim eats the same ham-and-cheese
sandwich every day for lunch I don't know,
if I were a betting man, I'd say he will have
a fun weekend in Philadelphia. -Hey, uh, where'd you decide
to take Karen tonight? -Anna Maria's.
-What's the occasion? -Six-month anniversary. What? -Nothing.
I think, uh, we all kinda thought you guys were just
like, hooking up. -No, we've been dating
for six months. -Uh, she might mention
an e-mail that I wrote a while back, um... -Oh, right. I remember that one.
She read it to me. She said she's not really read
to date somebody in the office but she really likes you
as a friend. -I figured. It's cool.
I don't -- I wouldn't want to be in
an office relationship anyway. -So, place it
on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know?
-Yeah, definitely. -I'd love to do,
like, a color version just to bring a little color
to the logo. I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle
at the same time. It's really good.
You have a real talent for this stuff.
Thanks. -I'd love to talk to you
about it more. -That'd be great. -Do you want to go out
to dinner tonight? -Oh...is it...
-Wear something nice. -No...
-What? -Um...
-I just -- I just wanted to have dinner
-I'm sorry. I'm, uh -- I'm --
I'm dating Jim. -You're kidding? -We're together. -That's...great.
I -- That's awesome. -Yeah, great.
-Um... So, let me um...
-Yeah. -Let me look at these.
-Okay, great. -Cool.
-Great. -Hey man, you mind
if I run something by you? -Love it. Go. -Well, I kinda feel like
what we have going for us is our customer service, and
no matter how we change this up, I don't know that a website'
gonna be able to replace that. -I can tell you've
thought about this a lot. I appreciate that.
-Thanks. -David Wallace does, too. You told him all about this
at the Christmas party, right? -I, uh...
-You did. Yeah. -Hmm. Watch your back, Jim. I'm just kidding. [ Door opens ] Come here for a second.
Can you answer me something, as a true Eagles fan?
-Oh, boy. -How do you live with
a franchise this bad? -On a wing and a prayer, mostly.
-Alright, whatever you say Uh, listen,
while I have you here with Toby, I need to give you
a formal warning about your job performance
-A formal warning? [ Chuckles -It's actually not a joke. I know how you spend
your time here. I know how little you care
about your job. And, honestly, if you spent
as much time selling as you do goofing around
with Dwight and hanging out at reception we wouldn't be having
this conversation. -Uh, I'm sorry. Is -- Is this because I talked
to Wallace about your website? Because I really didn't mean
to go over your head. -This is nothing to do
with that, alright? I always appreciate
constructive criticism about my job performance.
I thrive on it. -I'm sorry, then do you mind
explaining it a little better? Because I'm not sure
what's really -- -Whoa. Don't get
all defensive, alright? It's just a warning. If you want the details,
Toby can provide them. You take it easy, alright? -So, I just got the facts. Closing the sale,
and, uh, it's big. It is really big.
-Congratulations. -Thanks.
-Don't interrupt. Congratulations
on doing your job. Did you enter the sale
on the website? -No, I didn't.
I just logged it in and -- -Alright, try to be
a team player, here, Jim. Log it in the website. -Alright, well,
it already went through, so... -Don't worry about that.
Just relog it. [ Dial tone ]
-Hello? Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look, man, I don't know
what's gotten into you lately, but, you know what,
I really don't care, because you're trying
to get rid of me. And I bet you think I don't care
enough about this job to actually fight back,
but you're wrong, because I do and I will. So you can keep trying
to push me out of this place but guess what,
I'm not going anywhere. [ Sighs ] -It's the temp. Look.
-Oh, my gosh. -It's the temp.
-Wow. Is that the police? -Yes.
-Hmm. -Would you do me a favor
and connect me to Ryan? -Absolutely. [ Phone buttons clicking ] -[ Clears throat ] Right to voicemail. Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? Totally disregard
that last voicemail, because you obviously
have your hands tied. Good luck.
[ Receiver clicks ] -I'm keeping a list
of everyone who wrongs me, so when I'm back on top,
they'll be sorry. Kevin just made the list. Jim... I wanted to apologize for how I treated you
last year. I lost sight of myself. And now that
I've quit the rat race, I realize there is
so much more to life than being the youngest V.P.
in the company's history. I've even started, um,
volunteering... giving back to the community -Ah, that's great. You're talking about your
court-ordered community service? -I don't need a judge to tell me
to keep my community clean -But he did, right? -Alright.
-Alright. -Hey, Ryan, how's it going -Here's the thing --
um, I've tried it like five different ways
in my head, and -- oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist..
-Mm-hmm. -...that I'd kind of rather
not do it at all than do a crappy version.
-Simple data entry, though So there's really only
one way to do it. -Sounds like you have
a really specific vision for it. Do you want to maybe just
take a whack at it? -You know what?
-What? -I think I know the problem.
-Great. -I think you seem distracted -Yep. That is the problem.
-And you know what? I came up with something
I think is really gonna help -I'm glad you're finally
being proactive, Jim. -I am, too. Let me show you. I think this
is really gonna help. If you could just hold up here
one second. Hey, guys,
just a quick announcement, if I could have
everyone's attention. I just figured you needed a place where
you could concentrate and not be bothered
by bothering people. -Okay.
-Let me show you what I mean Your new office.
How great is that, right? For a job well done.
Well, not done. -I will, uh --
I will do my work right now. I will stay late tonight.
-Right. -Um, I'm very sorry
about everything. -[ Chuckles ] You're a good kid.
You know what? It gets bigger
once you're in there. Enjoy it. -Is there Internet? [ Telephone rings in distance
