-This is the last time! This is the last time! I have a life too, you know! I'm tired of you
stringing me along! [ Phone clacks loudly ] [ Shouts in Spanish ] Did I give you the --
the Henderson thing? [ Clears throat ] -What's going on with Oscar? -You know what? He's probably really upset
about something. -Did you come up with that
on your own? -I did actually. I'm very good at reading people. -I think it's about love
and passion. I mean, there was so much
screaming. It's so romantic. -Someone needs to find out
what it was about. For Oscar's sake.
-Yeah. For Oscar's sake. -Yeah. You know what? I am so concerned
about Oscar's wellbeing that I will give $100 to whoever can tell me
what that call was about. -I'll take that action. I've done a lot worse
for a lot less. [ Cellphone ringing ] -Did you call to apologize [ Sighs ] That does not sound like
a sincere apology to me, and I do not accept it. No, I... Hold on. No, you hold on.
I'm not done with you yet. -Who was he not done with? What is left to do? What has he started
that he's not finishing? Mm! I am juiced up
from all this intrigue. -Hey, Oscar.
-Get out of here, Kevin. -Uh, I just wanted to say that
you seemed kinda angry before. Is everything okay? You want to talk about it?
-No! Get out of here! -Kevin, I'm eating.
Shut the door. -I'm just trying to talk to him. -Guys, there's --
there's someone else in here -Disgusting. I was raised in a small town You do not gossip
in small towns. Something might happen
to someone you know. You get together,
you talk about it... when they're not around. You want to get
to the bottom of it. Figure it out. Help them. But, no, we do not gossip. -Just let me know
if you want to talk, Oscar Hey, Toby. Are you crying in there?
-I'm in the bathroom! -Yo. Lindsay Bro-han. I don't mean to brag, but... I am a really good listener. You want in on this?
-No, and I'm trying to work
back here. -Damn it, Oscar, just tell me! I want to know the secret.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! -I think I deserve to know - -Why don't you leave him alone -I'm just trying
to tell him that -- -Why don't you just skedaddle? -Fine. -Show me the taillights.
[ Chuckles ] -Thank you, Creed. -The nerve of the people
in this place. These people have no concept
of someone's privacy. They make me sick.
-It's probably 'cause their own lives
are so boring. -[ Laughs ] You speak the truth, my friend It's funny --
we don't get to talk very much but I've always felt there was
a strong emotional connection between you and I.
-Really? -And I think it's because you and I are probably
the smartest people here. -Okay, I need to...
really do this, so... -Alright. Cool beans. Just one thing. There is a bounty out for information on your tirade If you wanted to share it
with moi, I would split it with you --
25 bucks apiece. -Show me the money.
-Well... takes me a couple hours to
get that kind of Kool-aid, but, you know, I'll --
I'll work on it. -You know where to find me -Accounting, right?
-Look, if I wanted to talk about it I'd talk about it
with my friends -- none of whom work here. -Is everything okay? I'm just concerned
for my friend. -Why doesn't everyone
just mind their own business -When you talked
so loudly on your phone, you made it everyone's business,
Oscar. -Okay, I didn't bother you
when everybody in the office was talking about Bob's
grand jury indictments, so.. -He was exonerated
on all counts. None of the witnesses even
showed up for the trial -- none. -Listen, you! I am so angry at you. I can't e-- [ Phone clacks loudly ] If I tell you mine,
will you tell me yours? -No. -Damn it. -I don't know why people
are so caught up in Oscar's little tantrum. When I act up,
nobody gives a damn. [ Thudding ] Come on! Gotta be kidding! [ Exhales sharply ] I need people to give a damn I have dark thoughts. -Oh, Oscar, hey.
-Hey. -I heard you got
a cool, new phone. I'd love to hold it
and just see how it feels. -Okay. -Thank you.
-That's it. -This is how I found out that
my dad was having an affair. What...is... It's password-protected? -Yeah, that's an option.
-Cool. -Hey. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. -Ooh! His e-mail account
is open. -Uh, uh, search for "affair. -Oh, this is so wrong.
[ Keyboard clacking ] Um, "business affairs." -Okay, be more specific.
Um, search "illicit sex." -What are you doing?
-Aah! -Did you find anything?
-Not yet. -What are you doing?!
-Oh! -I'm not a part of this. -Why are you looking
through my things? -Uh, I as looking
for my car keys. -Really? Looking for your keys
in my drawer? -Yeah, have you seen them?
-Get away from my stuff! -It was Kevin's idea.
-No. Are you gonna yell at us like you yelled
at that person on the phone? Whoever that person might be -Have you no decency? This ends now. Toby. [ Clears throat ]
-Oscar. -Andy and Kevin
were looking through my de-- Andy and Kevin
were looking through my desk It's a violation of my privacy
and I want to file a complaint -It's awful.
Is it about your outburst? -No.
-Okay, um, in order to file the complaint
about it, I have to know what that
phone call was about, though Just so we have, you know, the -- the facts. -Really? You --
[ Door opens ] -Toby. Kevin and I would like to
file a complaint against Oscar -Yep.
-Oh, this is rich. -No, this is not rich. This is about
you having an outburst in a public space
and not telling anyone why -Yeah. It's messed up. -I -- I'm entitled to keep
my private life private. I don't go prying
into your lives. You were crying in your car
the other day. Did I go up to you
and demand you tell me why -No, and I really
needed to talk to someone! -We deserve to know.
-Yep! -What are you talking about?
-You have to tell us. -Alright, fine.
Fine, fine, fine. You want to know
who I was yelling at? -Yes.
-You really want to know? It's gonna change your life?
-Yes. -These are things that --
-Alright, I'll tell you. It's gonna change your life. It's gonna make everything
right. Okay, I was yelling
at the cable guy. Are you happy? -Oscar is having an affair
with a gay cable guy. -What? No! It's not --
Why is it always a -- I made an appointment
with the cable company to have a second box
put into my bedroom. So they told me
to be there Saturday, and I wait four hours,
and the guy didn't show up On a Saturday, Toby, four hours. So then this morning
they promised -- promised --
to send the guy over. I waited for two hours,
and the guy shows. Pièèce de résistance? He is fat and he cannot fit
in the crawl space. So now I have to wait
for another guy to show up It's like, wow, really? -Wait, that's it? -I can't believe you waste
our entire day with this. -Me? Don't --
Don't put this on me. You guys wanted to know.
-I can't believe you talke to the cable guy that way.
-It's an incredibly frustrating situation.
-You were way harsh. First of all, my neighbor is
one, and it's not his faul because the company,
they over schedule them. Oscar should get an Academy
Award for Best Overreactor -So, it turns out
it was the, uh, cable guy. You owe me 100 bucks. -Hm. -These things always
work themselves out. It's not that big a deal if --
[ Cellphone ringing ] Excuse me. Hmm. Hello? What?! Wait, what do you mean
you're there? I'm at work! I -- I can't just drop
everything and come over. I'm an accountant! What? Ah! Alright, fine! I'm coming.
[ Sighs ]
Never have I ever identified more with Meredith 😂😭