Andy Vs Dwight - The Office US

Michael Scott thank you I appreciate it Mike all right hello I don't believe we've been introduced Dwight Schrute assistant regional manager Andy Bernard regional director in charge of sales so you'll be reporting to me Denton on the contrary my title has manager in it and I'm a director which on a film set is the highest title there is do you know anything about film I know everything about film I've seen over 240 of them congratulations [Music] hey buddy anything new to report do you mean to me from you cuz that's how it works sure thing buddy am i trying to get under his skin yes because the angrier he gets the more marginalized he becomes meanwhile Andy Bernard is out there laying on the charm hey Angela check this out it's my new screensaver oh do you like it I do like it actually thank you you have such a pretty smile by the way thank you you're welcome that was my advice remember I'm the one who suggested that you fire him probably the best advice you ever gave me Dwight and what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on would none be an accurate estimate none advice Dwight may have won the battle but I will win the next battle mmm may have your attention please so we'll only take a moment of your time although I love this company more than almost anything in the world I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family I do not fear the unknown I will meet my new challenges head on and I will succeed and I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me it's been a pleasure working with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon but remember well today it is me we all shall fall in other words I'm quitting so oompa-loompa do buddy Dasom Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome why was he gone he was such a nice guy no he was not he was a total douche du petit doom good morning Pam Oh welcome back Andy drew I'm drew now Oh drew sorry apology not accepted because it wasn't even necessary in the first place several weeks ago Andy Bernard had an incident but after five weeks in anger management I'm back and I've got a new attitude and a new name and a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies morning Jim hey Andy good drew what's that you can call me drew no I'm not gonna call you that cool I can't control what you do I can only control what I do and hey Dwight how's it going man yes I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years which I'm looking forward to it's an Amish technique it's like slapping someone with silence I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna Jim could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned Andy the white says welcome back and he could use a hug okay tell him that that's not true Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks okay no Jim yeah tell him bears can climb faster than they can run Jim tell him and that's too far damn you I'm temporarily lifting the shun thank you means nothing I need you to do something for me anything I could calm down I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle you in a moon bounce what do you think you've got an hour a minute a petty cash shunning resumed do you want to drop bridge on shun yeah that sounds good Rashad Dwight Andy it's over oh good she broke up with you no it's over between you two oh no way I am NOT giving up you have to know I don't she doesn't love you she's marrying me well I don't know about that because she certainly seems to enjoy making lovemaking with me Angela Bernard will never be her name will be her name you will have to call her that I don't think so hey guys why don't we just cool off a bit I'm telling you to back down and I'm telling you that I will never back down that'll make you oh really how are you gonna do that through the use of force that is very general and does not scare me in the slightest I will fight you nope okay fine good a duel the winner gets Angela bye bye this is nuts what is your weapon okay you know what that's enough because this is none of your business hey it is my business what happens at work guess what not happening at work yes we're gonna do it outside outside of work group is none of your business then good so what weapon my bare hands pedda stupid I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands then I'll get something - I've had two men fight over me before usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder Angela you have to put a stop to this right now I will respect the results of the duel of course you will I call loser I will be taking my break at 4 o'clock in the parking lot I will also be taking my break at the exact same time and in the same location what a coincidence so I either get more involved or I take a sick day leaving Dwight in charge on the desk of Andrew Bernard note pathetic dear Dwight I now you have received my note how are you I am well you are no doubt wondering why I have left this note has come to my attention that in any physical match with you I would surely be bested true the soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly there's Andy he's in his car you guys what is he doing why isn't white turning around the Prius is silent if he keeps that under five miles per hour he deserves the win oh my god what's happening Andy's running over Twite with his car you give up never get out of face me like a man I have a man I'm a bigger man than you'll ever be I would never sleep with another man's fiancee you're not a man you don't know how to take care of her all you do is dress fancy and see what does that mean you can't even protect her protect her for what bears you idiot with the last time you shot damn fair and square last year idiot boy are your legs broken no my right ones falling asleep a little bit handy you alright go away - no I'm winning this yeah back off this isn't your fight oh how much is this gonna cost Oh what trust fund will take care of that what did you say I'm sorry I couldn't hear you I see what you're like a pig you're like a sasquatch sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet we'll find call me a sasquatch I don't get it how could she be sleeping with you this whole time holy sleep with me twice what what she's sleeping with you who they would say she said she was only sleeping with me [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Sat May 05 2018