Jeff Foxworthy on Carson - Stand Up Comedy & Redneck Interview 1991

[Applause] there's a funny guy Jeff Foxworthy has been with us before he's got a Showtime special running currently it's gonna be on again this Saturday night and Jeff's appearing at The Improv in Brea California this weekend at the punchline in Greenville South Carolina Doberman 19 through the 23rd would you welcome Jeff Foxworthy yeah well it's kind of caps off the perfect day being back here today I had the greatest day today the the Sun was shining the birds were singing the Victoria's Secret catalog came in the mail free home-delivered catalogue of women in their underwear god bless america right I knew I was coming too because a male was about three hours late you know if you're seeing this thing it some of this stuff is so skimpy Victoria doesn't have a whole lot of Secrets left you have a couple of guys one of these catalogs we're fascinated Oh Mike come here look at this that is got a hurt like hell right there like wearing a big string seemed like every time you bowled just cut you right into don't get me wrong I'd much rather look at the catalogue at home than to go into the store because if you're a guy you do feel like a pervert when you're in the Victoria's Secret store you feel you feel like the girls behind the counter have the sex offender catalog and they're just trying to match your picture Sally look at the guy with the panties on his head that is I learned something in the new catalogue the Victoria's Secret makes men's underwear now so I didn't know that well see my only thought is please dear God keep it simple nothing fancy nothing like those Teddy's that combination bottom in time can you see men dealing with this look Frank I'm not saying it ain't pretty alright and just wouldn't wear it fishing if I was here that last month spent the whole day just cashed and tug [Applause] Jane I think my wife is as pretty as anybody in the catalog course now she doesn't think so a beautiful girl you hear her describe herself it sounds like bearded goat woman from hell if she looked like that I'd chain her up in the garage sir three bucks for people to look at now stand back this is scary stuff I'm not kidding that is my wife and give me the money Seema she's smarter than I am because she takes so long to get ready but no matter how late she's running she knows how to keep me running just his leg is their best trick right here when she's putting on this eye stuff I have no idea what this is but you're not wearing that are you not wearing this just what I'm wearing while you're getting ready was he thinking a minute we have no idea what's wrong with it what's round everything we can find what about this baby a sweater and a bathing suit weight thing much I got more I'll be back Dean you gotta watch out to guys because you because women will get rid of your clothes when you're not looking my wife just gave my favorite shirt to the Salvation Army because she said it was out of style which is ridiculous because I was watching bewitch last weekend Larry Tate it amazes me as little as men know about fashion girls you still ask our opinion about stuff walk out the door my wife say something like honey which earrings look better with this the white ones are the black ones like oh boy I got a 50/50 shot at this say the white ones the white ones now I've got to change this blouse what man just don't care as much yeah you never see a guy picking up his buddy to go fishing at five o'clock in the morning going dang bill you ain't gonna wear that shirt with em true after Labor Day for pine we don't do that and I do believe the Sixers are equal just don't think they'll ever be the same a great example say a guy gets a phone call from a friend of his he hadn't talked in a while a man will answer the phone and say something like hello Wally you ugly old bald-headed pervert where are you idiot but you never see women go hello Janet you fat pig and talking about friends and women no this men are like little kids you can't let us out to play with our friends because we never come back where we're sitting you get two or more men together we can't tell time anymore baby we'll be back by 5:30 quarter till 6:00 at the latest and then we come rolling in like February no our friends are gonna get us in trouble that's why they're our friend I mean you ask a female to describe a friend you get an answer like oh she's the best you need to talk to somebody she is always there you ask a guy to describe a friend you're gonna get something like oh he's a great friend he'll come get you out of jail at 3 o'clock in the mall well it's not really true cuz if he was a great friend his butt would be in jail with you sitting on a cot smoking a cigarette going she didn't look like no cop did she [Applause] [Applause] somebody brought me of this this book down my office earlier I was going through this you're from where originally from Atlanta Georgia I'm from the South refer to people down there as rednecks well not so much in a derogatory sense almost affectionately it's growing up yeah well I I thought we had exclusive rights to redneck but uh I found traveling the country there they're everywhere which is uh which is how the books came about because a lot of people just didn't know if they were as you might be a redneck if you want to do anything well you might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan my favorite out of that book if your family tree does not fork [Applause] we offended somebody I don't know this was this was funny but you might be a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand and oppressive what happened people there were a hundred and fifty in this book people flooded me with them and so there's a new book out this week it's called read ain't dead 150 more ways to tell and if if you refer to the fifth grade as my senior year in there if the ninth grade has a daycare center or something like that if it's going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involve shoes and a flashlight so Atlanta in Atlanta I don't live there now we moved to LA a few years ago which I never thought I would leave the south but that's you know started doing TV and getting on the air and then McCain folks said yeah move away from there people who have not spent any time in the south it is kind of a remarkable transition I was talking about the service earlier I went from Nebraska to Mississippi then a man in a military base there and it was like going into Mars all of a sudden I could not understand the people literally yeah deep southern talking they want me to lose my accent my acting teacher does now which I refused to do it but she's right she says because he southerners never get to play anybody intelligent you know never a lawyer well we're the guy in the overalls tying the boat up to the dock going y'all gonna be all day right for dinner [Applause] happy fatherhood his wife is expecting a baby today today yeah okay Patrick thank within her pantry show us all step by step of course and George Segal will be here tomorrow for them a Pinelli ineptly Penelope Ann Miller I hope you enjoyed tonight's show and comedian drew Carey tonight [Applause] [Music] I'm humbled by that applause

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Length: 9min 50sec (590 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 18 2019