Redneck Jeff foxworthy - stand up comedy.wmv

just to make sure he doesn't think world buncha rednecks here he is Jeff Foxworthy I absolutely love this city and I feel very fortunate to be alive after riding with your cab drivers for the last three days here but the people have been so friendly I even love the language you know because for me everywhere else I go in the world people are like hey it's the redneck guy and when I'm here it's like Moo shoo written eggs for the record my definition of redneck it is a glorious absence of sophistication as all it is and let me tell you we went driving the other day we went to Point Saint Charles you have rednecks so nothing of Montreal is being so sophisticated and you easily kind of spot the differences between rednecks and sophisticated people because like sophisticated people have retirement plans whereas rednecks we play the lottery that is our retirement plan and when we hit the pitch six we're going to add a room owner to the trailer so we don't have to sleep with Jim's daddy no more see I thought rednecks they always kind of trying to hide their money where I mean sophisticated people try to hide their money whereas rednecks we like to show ours off that's what we put everything we own out in the front yard let the world know how good we're doing and I've actually found rednecks that have some money they will buy things just for the yard like those ceramic deer statues written eggs without money drive-by and shoot Adam yeah it was tougher inhale but we ate it Louise had to marinate that thing over six months Steel tasted like concrete and I've kind of always felt like you couldn't talk about rednecks unless you are one and our one growing up I had no idea that's what I was and looking back it was so obvious I am NOT making this up my entire childhood our mailbox in front of our house had the letters M al on the side of it and by the time I was in the 11th grade I realized that right that is supposed to be capitalized it that is a true story when I was in the third grade my uncle did that as a joke and nobody got it and not only am i redneck I married into him my wife and her entire family are from the great state of Louisiana and we were people from Louisiana what do you think about this electricity this shot mail check it was too easy I had to do that I mean we we were just down there two or three months ago my wife's cousin got married and we go down for this wedding and we are we are with her entire family for the rehearsal dinner at Hooters if I'm lying I'm dying and our waitress that night was she was qualified to work there matter of fact I'm pretty sure she was on a scholarship the first time she walked up to the table my wife's Uncle Don looked at it and went whoo-whoo where'd you get them things girl I thought she is gonna get managed and she was as cool as she could be she said I bought him and then gods wife Lois said you know I've been thinking about buying me some turn the Loess that said you are 62 years old you getting a boob job a big like hanging a new chandelier in a haunted house and she said well I figured if I put some new lights in the house you might stay in it longer than two minutes and we're we live in this wedding we stay with my wife's mom and dad we spent five days with my in-laws I have decided that should be the next episode of Survivor anybody that can stay with my in-laws for five days deserves at least two million bucks and everybody here tonight has family like this they're people you love them to death you just you don't do real well when you have to share the same house you know because your lifestyles are different and that's the case with my in-laws because they're getting on up there they're in their golden years and see I'm out late at night doing this kind of thing and bless their hearts it's all they can do to stay awake through the Wheel of Fortune you're at their house you're watching ER you feel like a Hellraiser but because they go to bed so early they get up early which is fine if like normal human beings they drink coffee and read the newspaper that's not what happens in this nut house my father-in-law who is retired who has nowhere to go gets up at 4:45 every morning of his life he walks straight to the den and starts watching the Discovery Channel and a volume normally reserved for movie theaters sound commercials so you're lying in bed the Sun has not thought about coming up all of a sudden you hear like other predators of the plains the jackal subdues its victim by clamping his neck and slowly squeezing the life from his body

Channel: TheNewshour

Views: 1,216,668

Rating: 4.7669902 out of 5

Keywords: Redneck, Jeff, foxworthy, stand, up, comedy

Id: p9ZZieKPesw

Length: 6min 27sec (387 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 11 2010

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@dkc4475 he's not canadian?