You Might Be A Redneck If...

right actually oh the last special we listed all these ways for people to tell if they were a redneck or not and then I come to Texas and people going you left a bunch of a mouth so what we're doing to for you here so you see how many people qualify what about things like if you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like you might be a redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car you might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade [Applause] [Music] if you've ever been too drunk to fish [Applause] you might be a redneck if everyday somebody comes to your door mistakenly thinking you're having a yard sale you might be a redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo three more payments in this long gun is mine you might be a redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate guilty if you go to the family reunion to meet women you might be a redneck I think we offended somebody out here I think funny as it says and last but not least if you see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans I you might just be a redneck [Applause]

Channel: Jeff Foxworthy

Views: 165,803

Rating: 4.9157009 out of 5

Keywords: You Might Be A Redneck If... (Musical Album), Jeff Foxworthy (Comedian), Redneck Jokes

Id: RboPCdiP_AI

Length: 2min 17sec (137 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 19 2014