Jeff Foxworthy - A Comedian From The South - 3/3 Visits In Chronological Order

[Music] and wait it if you're Purdy please welcome Jeff Foxworthy everyone [Applause] Oh [Music] [Applause] well jab stop waiting to see you you need to come to the fifth grader show do you know I I don't know what I actually don't know if I know the country Budapest is the capital of what was it me hungry hungry yeah that's right yeah yeah but she didn't know hungry was a country either or seriously she was pretty kellie pickler yeah you know from American Idol it was and not was it and that's like one of the most hit things on YouTube is her whole thing its beauty I haven't haven't seen the whole thing oh yeah watch it hey are you are you a good golfer terrible awful taro canes to the book and I guess generally sight would not write a book on how to be good at golf i i've been chairman of the the duke Children's Hospital does a golf tournament for like the last twelve years and I've done that and played all these charity thinks I'm terrible but do you play golf no not at all I'm Stanley no no we never play golf I thought you were not old thing again for these people we don't all know each other no actually I think I'm due any person than my family that doesn't play golf including the packs walkman and within golf there's only two percent of the people that are any good and the rest of a stink and and and the ones that stink are always frustrated you always leave upset and I'm like we know the limits of being good from Tiger Woods why not explore the other end of the spectrum okay let that survive and you see you need a you need a book to help anybody bad at it like well you have to let it go and have fun like right off the bat don't warm up but because my theory is you're only going to hit four good shots all day don't waste one on the drive so right that's my thinking all right if you hit it in the woods always see the good golfers will chip it back out and play I say if you can see a sliver of daylight go go for it because more than a good score ten years down the road your people want a good story to tell and if it comes off a tree hit you in the head you throw up all over yourself you're going to be talking about that in yourself you know you're right I really that's my whole life is based on that yeah you've got some good stories you don't even remember half no I know I my dad when I was playing pool with my dad he would always hit the ball really hard and I'm saying dad if you just tap it it's going to go in the pocket even I don't care about putting the ball in the pocket I like the noise that it makes me he's playing his own game don't you think maybe you're playing your own game here I think I probably am but it's it's much more fun this way yeah do you learn those little outfits like the little pink plants no like like I'm rednecks don't wear it Mike much my country club has a sign up front it says truckers welcome you know I feel that now what the read-back thing I you know you might be a redneck after you know my people are the original redneck I know yeah yeah you have rednecks right well of course the score Tyrese cool is going down to the south - what where the original red we came over in trucks that's what happened we give it that all that well I've always defined it as a glorious absence of sophistication nice my people think about who the first people to come to the United States they weren't send in the top of the pecking order over you know it was like I say Lord better hello America Capital idea [Music] somebody hanging off the front about going laughs yeah and if the accents different but the heart is the same only thing what do you call them in Scotland uh well we call them my well I guess cancers is what we call cancer you call a cancer yeah you change your life when you get involved in any kind of discussion or anything but these people a cancer or they're willing to chance anything at all you call match answer or or maybe just a redneck you can call them already because we speak English over there and we don't all know each other it's a lot like the fat yeah actually I always I always had a good time in the civil part of the South you I'm from Atlanta Atlanta well that's very sophisticated urban environment Atlanta yeah but you don't have to get too far out or you're looking for UFOs that's funny you get there and it's all damage good but dude dude and then you drive for 20 miles is billing ding ding there hey I remember back when they were going to bring the Olympics to Georgia this is no life where they did the kayak races for the Olympics was the same river that they film deliverance so I yeah well that was my thought I thought you know if Ned Beatty can't make it on this thing in one piece what chances of Frenchmen having a pair of bicycle face [Laughter] [Applause] haha no have you ever seen a Frenchman in a bear bite oh god it's beautiful beautiful I know they are the forbidden woman ah ninety I was going to actually does the work travel abroad I mean usually popular in the US but could you do I signed up to in France baby oh yeah I don't know about France but but I understand you know we did the Blue Collar Comedy Tour right and and I said they loved it in the UK so I would love to go over there and they they are kind of like I told you there that next over there I remember doing so years ago and first started doing the redneck jokes and I was in Nashville and Robert plan from Led Zeppelin into the show and he said I heard you on the radio he said doing the redneck jokes and I grew up in Birmingham they said and the guys in London used to call us a bunch of Hicks yeah that's right thing a Robert clamp likes redneck jokes yes that's what he's not singing oh the medley gold is that without your thing growing up legit but not kind of you know I mean I I love country music now but growing up I was the rock and roll I love the old ledge set but you don't want to have you ever done comedy for the old rock and roll thing what up dude oh no no you mustn't do that I did that's when I could that one of the first gigs I ever did opening up for something big was at Daytona Beach for a college Spring Break middle of the day and I was between the heavy metal band Poison and a Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest get rid of the girls we want to humor you want to rock the road you want to see beautiful women and makini okay but first they were throwing beer to the microphone eyes were the usual when I started off doing comedy in Scotland they had no comedy clubs so what they would they had discos or dance halls they would stop the music go well that's enough music now here's a guy who thinks he's funny [Laughter] Hey yeah it was bad you don't get that never do I mean you're like a rock star the way you go Road now you play the giant arena yeah but you know what that was always the fun stuff the early days you know when nobody knew I did a show one night it was it was a amphitheater when I was starting out I said nobody's going to listen just go out there and do your 15 minutes and you sure left the first five nobody listened but then they started paying attention by the by the end of it I was killing and I thought man this is great nobody knows me and I've come out of here and I got him and I walk off the stage and the emcee runs out to the microphone he goes ladies and gentlemen how about another hand for Jerry Farber Oh we got we got to go we're a tight butt ladies and gentlemen how about another hand for Jerry Farber Jeff Foxworthy everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey Jack hey I'm great - good good good I'm sorry I called the book oh do you have just think a golf load the one I wrote last year what's how to really sink ago I know that's when I was thinking of death right quiz good and this is very good as how to really think of what is this is something that you really need to know well you know what the things started Brian Hart who I wrote it with was a writer when we were doing blue collar TV and one day we're sitting around and he said knowing you as a comedian I can't imagine that you actually worked at IBM for five years did you really I did and well I said to him I said well Brian I was there for five years right and then we got to talk about this and everybody knew this person because we would we would work three times it's hard not to work yummy we wanted the paycheck but just to shave a little time off the day like we had a boss that would circle the office and always look over your shoulder we worked in dispatch so we would wait till he walked out of his office we'd let him get about 30 feet and then we would dial his number and he would hear his phone ring and he would run back in to get it inserting under the desk we would hang up and we would do this to the guy like 20 times a day I'm going to do that delay that's awesome well it became the challenge like the guy David that worked next to me would deliberately leave his car lights on every morning and then somebody would come in and go Dave you left your car lights on and so at the time it took to walk out and turn them off and come back was another ten minutes off the work day Sunday and this is and this is a book yeah it's this legal flow without one yet when I started writing and I would share it with friends everybody we go I've worked with that person but you but you don't want to get fired because you need the Paycheck so ya know you've got to create the image that you may not be quite stable as well you know like oh you have a big snake mug like that yeah but do you do you live in Georgia don't you yeah thanks then yeah we do get snake like I don't like to thank really you know like thanks now the last time I was at the farm just south of town and I was we were moving so many concrete not a snake farm but I was moving the thing and then there was like a one of those under it and only my laundry man knows for sure how scared I'll stay yeah obviously I came across a rattlesnake in the Hollywood Hills when I was walking around I was you know going through dumpsters and I kid I know I nearly student arras they can around an animal huh and I walked away you know in much the same condition as you're describing for yourself and then I don't know actually that's quite good around snake does that it's like get out of here I'm poisonous and off you go right yeah I wish I'd met some people like that earlier yeah all right if they would only run yeah well that's like one of the things in the book is to get people to leave you alone which is what you want we're a neck brace do you have you ever walked in and started a conversation with someone wearing a neck brace no I know the converse because you don't want to hear the story of how they got the neck brace yeah yeah I'm going to do that yeah always a good thing as well if someone's going to sit next to you in an airplane or on the train or stuff of that before they sit down make a preemptive strike like when they come on you like oh they're going to talk to me yeah this year for you bet it is I just put a bunch of religious pamphlets on the stand please sit and I want to talk so much I didn't know you had an actual farm what are you doing your phone don't you know we planned about 400 acres it's a great little getaway but when you do this for a living you're always on the road it's kind of where you unplug last year I have to say this or because I'm down there and I'm on the tractor with a bush all you know you guys are yeah yeah yeah which August yeah but but I'm but I hear that I fill the phone vibrating but I you know I'm so I hold on a mother tractor hold on hold on and at the time it takes to turn the tractor off in its Mark Burnett my boss from are you smarter than a fifth grader you need like in all my years in Hollywood I don't believe I've ever had someone say hold on them on the tractor let me turn the tractor because this really isn't an act is it you really are the other guy yes but I want to know is because I have sat on the tractor myself sure does you feel the phone vibrating on the damn tractor you're in a truck and then you do most of the size of a ninja well what was what like I'm out here right now filming fifth-grader but I have another job on Hollywood Boulevard to do this spider-man you see I actually have seen spider-man it's pregnant it may be the true black eye is quite dangerous yeah the spider-man you will wake up in the middle of the night with a full body shiver just thinking about it no sir listen to your farms in Georgia DL when you're done in the center you actually do you go with the knife scars and do the redneck stuff do you actually go when we're not looking for UFOs yes I'm a dancer hey not as popular haven't you ever seen my philosophy I want a date with my sister one time we've got take back yeah so you've got this whole I I have no prejudice about this I just didn't I happen to be a little bit interested in the NASCAR and you're like oh NASCAR guys like our car leg was a series of NASCAR drivers very nice very good yeah yeah he's good Toodee go and see you then do you have to go late last year Talladega Talib Digga Alabama how unbelievable I was the Grand Marshal the you know the gentlemen start your engines thing and and I have written redneck jokes it's 1988 I've done a calendar since 1990 this is a level of redneck and we were walking through the infield and I swear there's like a 75 year old woman has got a cigarette hanging out of her mouth I think the tooth was holding it in there and in she got hurt yeah and I terminal and she pulls her talking yeah did you get our number Cigna five years old yeah they're good after 54 right yeah you know all right do you believe that stuff about the demography I will know a backstage watching laughing oh those are the people with the money and yet they don't care I think oh I don't understand that my stupid is because it's like I've seen this on the show like you know they say if you buy you know your brand loyalty if you buy a product when you're 18 then you'll buy it when you're in your 50s I'm like I was buying cocaine when I was 18 I I don't understand where that is you know what and if I was still buying I'd be dead yeah um I don't under do you still buy the same stuff you bought when you were 18 years old I don't think so no I mean even you know like shaving cream and things you're like I'm tired of it you know you go find the new stuff they do something for the sensitive in cream do you use yeah do you use the stuff in the more severe weather sensitive skin well like this you know so because I'm getting up there I'm 50 I have to work for more years that's it nobody can I won't be able to show any more don't know we can't we can't have you on we have to and because when I started on the Swiss and you got to appeal to a younger demographic go to dye your hair like if I dye my hair I'll just look like a creepy old guy chasing young men around and that's what I do when I'm not on yeah yeah chasing young men around well it's eating its 34 year old band apparently that that's what you're after no no mate well you know I got to ask you because what we were doing this thing at the back part of it is yeah it's real jobs we went through real religions the worst job you ever had because this is a good job what's I think the worst job I ever had was loading mail bags at Glasgow Airport in the winter Oh a bad job because the planes are coming in it's like coldest Siberia and you load in the mail bags with people who hate you because your dad bought you the job in the first place Stephen yeah Megan how much I think it the equivalent would be about five or six bucks a day yeah yeah I had when I was in high school with Six Flags you know kind of Six Flags Over Georgia and my best friend talked me into going to work there because he said we were going to work at the log ride and that it was going to be like the perpetual wet t-shirt contest absolutely so we go to their sign up needless to say we didn't get the log ride he had to wear this horrible French beret in shovel M&Ms into the little bags and I sewed names on sailor hat and we were doing the whole thing to meet girls girls will not talk to a guy with names on sailor heads and then we would pass the guys from the logger ID and they were like Tamara Pamela Anderson was here this morning in a lemon shirt I was the only one you raised women from Talladega TV every day the guys that we were going to go Jeff it's always nice to take him so fellas night before yes I think Mike even begin to pull away like a fortune 50 54 matter who cares every NL up to 54 I still can't get around us are you on the phone while I'm talking to Jeff Aldrin you did you a marathon the song can't box what is money this is not the usual crap we have here it hurts it does it does I'm sorry he wouldn't have done that if I was 18 to 31 [Music] Jeff Foxworthy everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] crazy hey uh there's no there's no horseradish in the Bible is it I don't think there is no I mean other any recipes at all in the Bible you wanna be when there's like manna you know madam yeah but matters who is from heaven it wasn't like it you know here's how you make mine ah I don't I don't think God was given out the recipe oh I don't I get it every day yeah I don't think just gotta bet you this already does everything in there there's gonna be you know the Bible do you know it well pretty good again you know what the thing on the show though I put because I've got this accent and my southern education so I butcher every name in the Old Testament out the cards that I hold it's just phonetic pronunciations of the Old Testament names and I have a little thing in my ear where they'll they'll say things like Jeff asked a question but go to commercial before you reveal the answer half the time they're just dying laughing going no no no that's not even close not even close it's not Nebuchadnezzar they're hard so many things oh yeah like but also if you're doing the American Bible challenge there's a lot of different people you know who got very different ideas about how the Bible should be you know in red so don't they get mad at you if you like because they may think a right answer is the wrong answer and you know what I'm saying here I have no idea yeah yeah go yeah well you know there's and that's one of the things to consider is you've got all these different translations of the Bible so when we ask a question you may have like eight possible answers you know and they'll say it could be this this this or this so this is too hard to get over man yeah yeah do you think you do well I mean it's it what was the smarter than a fifth grader order the smarter than a fifth grader yeah that was I like that one I do too obviously gave me the answer because everybody thought they could do it and yeah yeah you tired hard yeah yeah no because they asked me if I would do the celebrity yeah and I was like the kids kept wanting me to play the celebrity thing I said it's just better if everybody thinks JEP is an idiot yeah prove them right yeah well many kids you go I got to yeah what ways are the two daughters 21 22 oh my lord yeah that's a tough guy to lie for you man yeah I know it but you're gonna be the other side oh because we're empty nesters this year I haven't worn pants in September it's the first time was the show tonight good nice legs you do squat where do you live now yeah Lanta I grew up in Atlanta which is nice yeah three years yeah back a long time yeah you ever go to Nashville yes do you really yeah I like Nashville yeah I walk around drinking moonshine yeah turn my guitar lead guitar yeah do you play music uh no I don't but I love music it's I think every comedian is a comedian because we all secretly want to be a know for sure absolutely never met a comic that didn't want to be a musician yeah I know I've never made a musician that didn't want to be an actor really yeah a name when they try University Mick Jagger the actor it's not so good but I'm just gonna make par can you do like that that Jurassic Park for and here's the worst thing about the t-rex he can't even reach his name oh that's right that's why the t-rex that's white in a bad movie there you go so what about it blue-collar guys you've been doing any of that suffering what we did I did a thing with Bill and Larry last year on was rod by himself as a little bit runs crazy he's free but he's so funny like a half the stuff he did on the blue collar we'd be sitting around having dinner and he's like did I ever tell you about the time I got kicked out of a bar Eddie would tell these stories and we would just be beating the table going you have to tell this on stage yeah and he does yeah he's very he's the only comedian I've ever met who is exactly the same yes like he'll go he's like that's who he is and he goes up there and he keeps drinking and he keeps talking yeah well we would we would do the blue collar tour if we had two shows the first show I would make him mix sprite and coke together to look like scotch cause if it was scotch by the second show with that rich Texas accent nobody could understand a word I said because no matter how funny it is if they don't understand is one of the essential rules of comedy they go to know we got a saying yeah unless his silent comedy you ever thought about that you do great in France Jerry Lewis did Jerry Lewis did yeah but he's a psycho cito just light a is something different and friend I always heard that he was like huge in France yeah I had a friend that was collected comedy things and so my wife and I were going to France he said please just get me like a Jerry Lewis poster or a book we went all over France and nobody had ever heard of Jerry Lewis I think it's a little bit like the Hasselhoff from Germany effect you know that people think you know David hey I hope this huge Germany did you go to Germany like this like oh that's a guy who talks to the car no what do you watch on TV you watch don't Nabby my wife watches down em so I'm kind of you know by proxy yeah yeah because I still want her to be my girlfriend sometimes so I you know I watch it first otherwise you aren't learning now yeah yeah I know Deborah watch you know what my wife make me watch and never become addicted to the House Hunters International you ever watch that no man you've got to see that now what is the hell it's a show that if you watch it with you your wife it gets you laid and yeah house owners internet because we would do that we were yeah yes yes I do yeah that is no it's great it's about these people that look for houses but it's always like Canadians looking for houses and inappropriate areas so it's like you know salmon bill are really you know tired of busy Toronto so they want to go to war-torn Kosovo for a night it's really fantastic alright I'm watching it yeah what do you watch that you watch the duck dynasty and I knew now you know what I get like we just finished watching like a true detective oh we're in the age now in the killing and stuff like that is this you know family friendly entertainment where when you're not watching the Bible challenge let's watch somebody get killed so well it takes it the other way I know you got your wholesome and then you got your yeah true detectives pretty well it was but I did what did Matthew McConaughey was amazing yeah I know he's good he's a very you can do his voice can't you Jeff alright alright yeah yeah very good now can he do me yeah thank you guys we can use akin to Jeff sure sure let's see if you're plugged into a wall and work for a late night douche you might be a robot skeleton [Laughter] [Applause] for soon [Applause] [Music] for other people I think that today to do it welcome back every day I'm here with Jeff Foxworthy we're out of time Jeff oh no no how that went fast no at you and Sarah I'm oh man okay were you ever slapped around by a grade school teachers when you were young I had no I don't think so I did at home on I think that's called denial what you know but but like we grew up in the age where it was okay to like beat up kids yeah like seriously like my oldest daughter when she was five she gets a computer you know she could do the whole thing we got remember we kept like the wooden paddle with a rubber band and the red ball and then you would hit it about four times the rubber band would snap the ball would go across the room break some and you get a spanking with a paddle some like turning me on a yeah I used to be good you ever get the the clackers the you know you like that and I was splintering then go back I see eagle and they had to try some of the stuff they let it you remember like though the wood burning kit was like it was the thing that may have been a southern thing with us others does anybody remember that the Lua and it would get here it was a sharp metal stick that would be heat up to like five thousand degrees and then you would burn a picture into a piece of wood and in the court on it was like that long so you would always be next to the drapes while you were playing with it oh like that's just now did you have long darts London yeah yeah I still have scars for yeah yeah because you and on the front of the box you had a plastic circle in front of you and you were supposed to throw the darts into the plastic circle right part of your friends with a dart you know yeah guard fired regular dies I had older brother and he told me because I didn't know any better he said this is how you play darts you hold the dartboard and I throw the dart that's true and I still have dark marks on my boat we would throw the lawn darts up in the air you know and I would always say if you catch one of those with your head you're getting coloring books for Christmas hi you know I mean it's gone yeah yeah it'd be pretty bad but now it's like I can't I can't do it anymore my kids are still young and they go you know you can't spank them you got to be nice to them and I know I deal with the feelings and stuff it's a pun intended you have like my parents were too lazy we have the swing set yeah they were my parents were too lazy to actually dig a hole and go buy a bag of concrete so our swing set anytime you swap the legs of it would be like wah wah yeah yeah yeah those yeah good times I'm amazed we survived to be honest I think though that all comedians have some kind of adversity in childhood oh good comedian do you think there's a little bit of them yeah I think it's a little bit of a yeah man probably I mean because my mic folks got divorced when I was jogging ah yeah yeah I can make my dad laugh and so that was it you know and really that's what it is that's what it is so you're cured I thought I pointed that yep I've never felt better yeah no you're fine man safe I know you're that'll be $500 and so so what was your adversity because you and I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s man what do you want what wasn't my adversity pink something dentistry sniffing glue abusive features well that you know there was another thing as a kid because like now my mom if she sees me drinking beer my mom just has a fit and like when I was a child she bought me model airplane glue like by the bagful and you're in your room trying to build - I'm higher than ac/dc yeah and then you get it put together and my dad would literally give us firecrackers to blow the model yeah that's a good dad well here's that and you knew they were safe because you had to drive across the state line to buy them from a man that had three fingers you know so can I tell you the moment I absolutely decided to become an American citizen I was on the i-4 and I was driving through the set coming out of coming out a tendency I think right I'm driving along and I see a store a drive-through store where I drove in and you could buy fireworks whiskey a handgun and a shirt and I thought without I want to be part of that man I want to be part of that without getting out of the car get now let's go enemy we're out of time good luck with a Bible challenge man thank you yes top rated show on game show networks work that's good oh yeah yeah it's you like the Breaking Bad of The Game Show Network that's something yeah exactly yeah everybody [Applause] could you add did you go to the the big living legends a country thing the other night what was it called ha the CMA or head I'm not sure come on here I think I went once you did you love it it's alright I don't remember there's a lot of a lot of drinking going on yeah yeah it was a lot like it's not like a Hollywood event it's more like a kind of big drunk party oh yeah redneck party yeah it was that you have a good time

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Published: Sat Aug 19 2017