Hi, I'm Sal, and today, we'll be
working as managers at Hooters. Hi, I'm Q. Today while working,
we're gonna have to do and say whatever
the other guys tell us to. Hi, I'm Murr. If you refuse to do anything,
you lose. Hi, I'm Joe. [ Laughter ] Hi, guys.
How are you today? Is everything good?
The food's good? Okay. Murr, tell them
that other patrons are complaining about them. My name's James.
I'm the manager. Um, folks have been,
uh -- uh, complaining to the waitress
about, uh... Apparently, they think
you keep looking over at their table
and staring at them, and it's making them
a little uncomfortable. I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding. Uh, try to be a little sensitive
to be not staring at people. [ Laughter ] Was that her?
-No, no, I wish it was. Tell them, "You know what,
I'm gonna go throw those
people out." You know what?
I'm on your side here. Maybe I should just throw
those people out. So you know, okay? [ Laughter ] Just go to another table
so they see you. Hi, guys.
How are you? I'm James.
I'm one of the managers here. Tell them loudly
to get out somehow. I like you guys.
You guys are awesome.
Thank you. If you guys weren't so cool, I would tell you
to [Loudly] get out! Get out of here right now. [ Laughter ] Yes! Do it again,
do it again, do it again!
One more time. I wouldn't say that, 'cause
you're lovely people. Honestly, get out. [ Laughter ] Ow! Ow, ow!
I've been spiked. There's a [bleep] spike in
the [bleep] Hooters surfboard? -Murr.
-Yes? Go to the guy closest to you --
white hair. Excuse me one second, sir. "You smell just like
my mom's boyfriend." You know what?
I'm -- I'm [Chuckles] I meant to tell you this before. You smell exactly like
my mother's boyfriend. [ Laughter ] Sniff his chest. [ Laughs ] [ Sniffing ] Yeah, same smell. It's the same scent
as my mother's boyfriend. [ Laughter ] "Do any of you ladies
need a job?" Come on, pal. Do either of you ladies
need a job? "We're opening up
a spin-off called Saggies." [ Laughter ] I -- there's no way... I'm gonna get you your beers. [ Buzzer ] How you guys making out?
Everything okay? Two more drinks?
-Yeah. Sal: Sure, sure. Hi, how are you?
-Hey, what's going on, guys? Um, they just need a couple of
refills on their drinks here. -Absolutely.
-She's great. She'll have your drinks
right away. "Beautiful, too,
isn't she?" She's beautiful. [ Laughter ] Really,
one of my favorites. She's really beautiful,
very talented, very voluptuous. -"She's my daughter."
-She's my daughter. [ Laughter ] I gave her the curves
in all the right places. "She didn't get it from her
mother, I'll tell you that." She didn't get it from her
mother, I'll tell you that. [ Laughter ] How you guys doing?
Everything good? Just turn over your shoulder
and say, "Enough!" to no one. If you need anything,
I'm Sal, the manager. Enough! If you need anything,
I'm Sal, the manager. I'll help you out, so just... Where you from? -Spain.
-Spain? "I said, 'Enough.'" You have nice weather,
I -- enough! You have very nice weather. [ Laughter ]
Enjoy. If you need anything,
I'll be right over here. You just let me know. Sal, sit at that table by
yourself with your back to them and start having a conversation
with your fake friend. I'm talking
to these people over here, and you're acting
like that? I'm here.
I'm doing a double shift. Do you think I need this
from you right now? I'm doing a double shift. Sal, get your hair
shaking, buddy.
Go. Get your hair shaking. It's the dog days
of summer out there. I'm working
a double shift today, and you're giving me stuff
like this all the time. -Look at this hair!
-That's why. Good, now yell at the table,
"Enough." Hold on one second.
Enough. Got it. [ Laughter ] -Now get up and walk away.
-I'll talk to you later. Kiss it.
Kiss it goodbye. Kiss it goodbye. [ Laughter ] So stupid. [ Ding! ] Hi, what can I get you? Hey, Joe, your cash register
is voice activated. It never seems to work. Okay, what's your name? Enter customer name. S-H-A-N... E-L-L-E. ...E-L-L-E.
-Yes. Go back. Go back. Enter customer name. Joe, you can't get
past her name. S-H-A-- go back. S-H...
[ Laughter ] S-H-A-- go back. S-H-- go back. [ Laughter ] Sorry, one sec.
We just got a new system. Enter customer name. S-H-A-N-E-- oh, it just
picked up honey barbecue. Go back. [ Laughter ] Okay, there we go.
Now we're in. Okay, what's your --
hi, what can I get you? Call it in, Joe. Uptown combo. Go back. [ Laughter ] Okay, so you want --
do you want hot wings? Yeah.
Okay, so you want
hot sauce on it? Oh. Hot -- hot sauce. Oh, man, it's picking
everything up. It just says
"blender noises" now. It's saying blender noises 'cause it's picking up
everything. Hot...hot sauce. [ Laughter ] Go back. Go back. [ Laughter ] Hot sauce. Did you want --
where'd you go? [ Laughter ] Hello, how are you? Q: Joe, you see
that black box? Open that up. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's some
fried Twinkies. Grab that,
go back to the sink, and just start eating
them shamefully. [ Laughter ] Just make eye contact
with her. [ Laughter ] She's just staring
right at him. I'll be right with you. [ Laughter ] Start going faster, Joe.
Start shoving them in. [ Laughter ] Ask her if she's ready
to place her order. Are you ready? [ Laughter ] I have it
from the Twinkies. What'd you --
are you ready to order? Oh, the cheese fries.
You wanted that for real? You...
[ Laughter ] Cheese fry, okay.
So, one cheese fry? Wipe your mouth. [ Laughter ] Joe, start eating
the rest over the sink. Try to finish it over the sink. Joe, dry heave. [ Gags ] [ Laughter ]
[ Gags ] Now get the hand soap,
slap it all over your mouth over the confectionery sugar --
to your left. Come on, what are we... Don't use water.
Just rub it all over your face. [ Laughter ] Oh. Joe, just duck your head under
that freakin' water faucet, wash over your face. [ Laughter ] Oh, God. Is there a Twinkie
nearby you can shove in your face
while you do it? [ Laughter ] Oh, God.
Delicious. Can I get my fries,
please? [ Laughter ] That's on me. Everything, yeah. I had a little bit
of a breakdown in the corner. [ Laughter ] I'm sorry. I wish I had it
on video. [ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ] >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> DID YOU HURT YOUR ARM? >> YEAH. >> SEEMS LIKE YOU -- LET ME SEE. WHAT'D YOU BANG IT ON -- OVER HERE? LET ME SEE. OH, MY GOD. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BRUISE FROM IT. >> KISS IT! KISS IT! [ SMOOCH! ] >> ANYTHING ELSE? OKAY. SO, LET ME READ THAT BACK TO YOU. >> "SIX CHEESEBURGERS FOR MY SUGAR MAMA." >> SIX CHEESEBURGERS FOR MY SUGAR MAMA. THREE CHEESE-RING SANDWICHES... >> "FOR MY BOO-BOO BEAR." >> ...FOR MY BOO-BOO BEAR. >> SAY, "I CAN GIVE YOU AN EXTRA PICKLE WITH YOUR ORDER." >> I CAN GIVE YOU AN EXTRA PICKLE WITH THE ORDER, IF YOU WANT. >> WINK! [ TING! ] I WILL TELL YOU, THERE IS A TIP JAR THERE IF YOU FEEL YOU'VE HAD EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE. [ GROANS ] >> OH! >> OHHH! >> YOU ARE A SWEETHEART. MWAH! YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. THANK YOU. [ DING! ] >> [ LAUGHING ]
>> LET'S GO, BOYS. >> JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, BUD. WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> "I LIKE YOUR RED HOODY." >> LIKE THAT RED HOODY. >> THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> "HOW DO YOU TRIM YOUR BEARD LINES SO PERFECT?" >> HOW DO YOU GET YOUR BEARD, LIKE, SO FINELY TRIMMED, LIKE... COMPARED TO MINE, MINE'S, LIKE, SCRAGGILY, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> "YOU KNOW, THE SHOELACE ON YOUR HOODY THERE? EVEN THEM OUT." >> YOU KNOW THE THING, LIKE, THE SHOELACE IN YOUR HOODY RIGHT THERE? >> THE... [ Laughing ] YEAH? >> YOU GOT TO EVEN THOSE OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] CASH OR CREDIT? >> CREDIT. >> NOW, SAL, GRAB AROUND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND THE CARD. KEEP MOVING YOUR HANDS. KEEP MOVING YOUR HANDS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> UM... >> SAL, BE SUPER-SUPER-COOL. >> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE NORMAL CHEESEBURGER. DO YOU GUYS PUT A SAUCE ON IT? >> YEAH, WE CAN DO ANY SAUCE YOU LIKE. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. >> [ LAUGHING ] >> WHAT KIND OF CHEESE WOULD YOU LIKE, MISS? >> CHEDDAR. >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SEE YOU'VE GOT THAT WHOLE SWAG THING GOING ON. >> YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> "SORRY IF I SEEM A LITTLE OUT OF IT TODAY." >> SORRY IF I SEEM A LITTLE OUT OF IT TODAY. >> THAT'S OKAY. >> "I JUST FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND." >> YEAH, I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT. I JUST FOUND OUT MY -- MY GIRLFRIEND HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND. >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> LINDSEY. >> LINDSEY. I'M SAL. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> GET HER NAME AGAIN. >> HOW ABOUT YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME? LINDSEY. >> OH. I'M SAL. >> I JUST SAID THAT. >> "ALL RIGHT, ONE LAST THING -- LET ME GET THAT NUMBER." [ LAUGHTER ] GET THEM DIGITS, OR YOU LOSE. >> UH... >> WHAT? >> LET ME GET THAT NUMBER. >> [ Laughing ] NO. NO. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. >> IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU, MICHELLE. >> LINDSEY. >> HEY, I'M SAL. [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] I'll take the teriyaki. You here
for the promotion? Are you here
for the promotion? -Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, so if I guess
your birthday, you get your order for free. So, you know how it works. If I guess your birthday,
you get the meal for free. Well, you'll never guess
my birthday. Sure,
I'm gonna guess it. Now, don't stop till
you guess their birthday. Uh, April 17th. Don't give me any hints.
Don't give me any hints. September 9th? October 3rd? January 8th? July 18th? He's going to sit down! Grab a seat. I'll get this, I'll get this,
I'll get this. January 6th. January 28th. January 28th. -August 7th.
-August 7th. So, August 7th. November 3rd.
November 5th? -Listen, man.
-We wanted the four. January 30th. January 31st. Boom! [ Cheering ] Yeah! Free meal!
Free meal! Free meal! [ Laughter ] It's free! [ Ding! ] Hi, guys.
Welcome to Señor Frogs. "Let me take your coats." Let me take your coats. Okay. Have a seat. We'll be with you
in just one minute, okay? Great. Now you have to put
all their coats on. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Joe: Look, she caught him.
She caught him. [ Laughter ] Stretski,
party of three? Come on.
Right this way. [ Laughter ] Joe: Murr,
grab Hopper by the beard and pull him really close
and say, "I told you
not to mess up anymore." Hopper works on our show. I told you
not to mess up anymore! [ Laughter ] I said don't mess up! I told you! Why would you do that?!
-I don't know. Get out of here! This is Señor Frogs! Hi, welcome to Señor Frogs.
May I help you? [ Laughter ] Hopper!
Whoa! Hi, guys.
Welcome to Señor Frogs. How are you? Murray, follow them in.
Follow them in. Follow them in.
Go to the bathroom. I can't! "Girls, are you done?" Hey, girls,
are you done in there? [ Laughter ] -"It's for customers only."
-"It's for customers only." The r-- [Chuckles] The restroom's
for customers only, ladies. "You can't just come in
off the street and drop twos." Um, you're not supposed
to just come out of the street and drop number twos. [ Laughter ] Get out of there,
Murray. -What are you doing?
-Get out of there. [ Laughter ] -How are you today?
-I'm good. What did you order?
What did you order? I already ordered pizza. Murr: Q, when her
food arrives, sneak a bite out
of her slice. Cool.
All right. What's that?
What's that?
Right here. [ Laughter ] Murr:
Look at her face! Oh, no, no, no. I just wanted to make sure
it wasn't too hot. [ Laughter ] You want an untested slice?
She wants it to go. She wants an untested slice. You want me to help you?
Oh. You want me to help with that?
-That's all right. If the pizza's too hot, I'll blow right in your mouth,
right in your mouth. [ Laughter ] She ran out. You want some coffee? Joe: Look at the two
of these together.
Look at them together. "So, how long you guys
been dating?" [ Chuckles ] Oh. How long you guys
been dating? Couple of months?
[ Laughter ] I like what I see
with you two crazy kids. [ Laughs ] How's that?
Light enough? "So, you like
your coffee light, but you like
your men black?" [ Laughter ] So, you like --
you like -- It's funny. You like your coffee light
and your men dark. Yes.
Yes. She said yes! You're lucky
I'm a good New Yorker, bro. [ Laughs ] If someone else would say
that to me, I would... [ Laughter ] There's no reason
to hurt anybody. Let's just --
let's just all stay calm. Ma'am, your boyfriend's getting
a little out of control. [ Ding! ] Murr: Guys,
you know what's the worst? What's the worst?
A clumsy waiter. Oh, so bad.
Right? Their balance is off. Yeah, clumsy waiter.
They keep spilling stuff. Here's our clumsy waiter,
Sal Vulcano. So, we have some
alcohol-impairment glasses here. These are what they are. Murr, stand right here for me. Look, now, here is where
Murray really is. Move them up.
There you go. And now watch where Murray goes. [ Laughter ] So now Sal's gonna have to try to fill up waters
wearing these glasses. These is exciting.
Yeah. Here we go. Oh [bleep] you. [ Laughter ] Sal, just try
to take some steps. ♪♪ [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
Look how slow he's gonna walk! ♪♪ Alright, Sal, go fill up
that water glass. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] Guys, I honestly --
Here we go. Hey, sir, get you
some more water? [ Laughter ] He's missing it!
He's missing it! [ Laughter ] You missed the cup completely! You weren't even close! Oh! Uh, get you
some water here? ♪♪ [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
Oh, no. ♪♪ Here you go, buddy. [ Laughter ] Both of 'em! Enough with the water.
Why don't you pick up your tray in the server station
number one? Which -- What --
[ Chuckles ] Oh, no! -Oh, my God.
-Here we go. Come on out
of server station one, and there's your drinks
of water to serve. It looks like there's like
10 glasses of water hovering in the air and I have
an empty tray in my hand. Oh, buddy. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Murr: Oh! Sorry. [ Laughs ] He can't even see them! [ Laughter ] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry. [ Laughter ] You idiot! Joe:
Serve right there. Oh, no! I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I will have someone
come over right now. So sorry. Sal, I don't know if I've ever
heard anybody in my life say, "Oh, no!" Keep going, keep going! Murr: There's water pouring
off your tray. [ Laughs ] Where did it go?
Did he put it on some -- He put one in the other. ♪♪ [ Laughs ]
Good save. You have one last water
to serve. [ Laughter ] Nice one.
Nice work, buddy. Now just go to up server station
number two, where there's
something waiting for you. [ Exhales sharply ] There you go, Sal. Have a seat in that chair
right there Will Thaxton put together.
Oh, no. Ready for takeoff, buddy? Spin him.
Murr: Here he goes. Whoa.
Whoa! -There you go.
-Whoa! Oh, my God. And launch in 3, 2, 1! Launch him!
Get the tray! Get the tray!
Get the tray! Get the tray!
Go! Go! ♪♪ Nailed it.
[ Laughs ] I'm good! [ Laughter ] My bad on that. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
This happens once in a while. Thank you so much. Alright, Sal, go into
your next station there, bud. ♪♪ -The old-school Sit 'n Spin.
-Oh, yeah, okay. It's a classic. Caution -- Also, Sal,
the weight limit is 125 pounds, so we're not sure
what's gonna happen here. What do you mean?
That should be fine. -[ Laughter ]
-Go, baby, go! Alright, there you go.
There you go. Spin, baby, spin. Oh, my God, guys.
Oh, my God. -Whoa, guys.
-There you go. -Whoa.
-There you go. Give it to him.
Go, go! [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Oh! Oh, my God! [ Laughter ] Look at this whole table. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Are you okay? [ Laughs ] He's got no shoes!
He lost his shoe! I can't do it to him anymore!
That's too funny! I'm sorry.
It's over. It's over.
You almost killed yourself. Ohh. A toast to Sal. >> JOE, STAB MURRAY IN HIS THROAT. >> NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, THAT'S NOT -- NO, NO, NO. >> I DON'T WANT TO LOSE. >> REFUSE -- REFUSE THAT. >> I CAN'T LOSE. >> [ LAUGHING ] >> WELCOME TO BLIMPIE. HOW ARE YOU? >> GREAT. HOW'S IT GOING? >> SINCE IT'S A MOTHER-DAUGHTER COMBO, WE'RE GONNA GO EASY ON YOU GUYS. JUST BUMP INTO EACH OTHER A LOT. >> I'M GONNA GET THE BLIMPIE BEST. >> HALF-INCH? >> YES. >> OH, I'M SORRY. >> [ LAUGHING ] >> OH, I'M SORRY. >> EXCUSE ME. >> WHAT'S ON THE FRENCH DIP? >> THE FRENCH DIP? >> OH. WE USUALLY DO SWISS. >> FRENCH DIP IS SWISS WITH -- >> WITH THE ROAST BEEF. >> IT'S ON THE CIABATTA. >> IT'S ON THE CIABATTA BREAD. EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> THE DAUGHTER'S STARTING TO PICK UP ON IT. >> JOE, JUST YELL OUT, "THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE!" [ LAUGHING ] >> THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE! [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> ARE THEY LEAVING? THEY'RE JUST LEAVING THE STORE?! OH, THEY -- [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> YOUR SANDWICH. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> HEY, BUD, WELCOME. >> HOW ARE YOU, SIR? >> EVERYTHING HE ORDERS, JUST BE LIKE, "HE'S DOING IT! THIS GUY'S DOING IT!" >> HE'S DOING IT! SIX-INCH CLUB. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WHAT KIND OF TOPPINGS WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR? >> GUYS, RAMP IT UP, RAMP IT UP. >> SWEET PEPPERS. >> SWEET PEPPERS! HE'S REALLY MAKING A SANDWICH NOW! NOW WE'RE MAKING A SANDWICH! [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR? >> CUCUMBERS, PLEASE. >> Both: CUCUMBERS! [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> HE IS SO MAKING THIS SANDWICH! HE'S MAKING THE SANDWICH! A SANDWICH IS BEING MADE! >> WHAT ELSE? [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> "WHAT ELSE?" >> HE DOESN'T WANT TO ANSWER. >> OIL AND VINEGAR -- JUST A LITTLE BIT. [ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> [BLEEP] >> Both: OIL AND VINEGAR! >> BUT JUST A LITTLE! JUST A LITTLE. MAKE IT RAIN! OIL AND VINEGAR, MAKING IT RAIN! MAKING IT RAIN! >> ANYTHING ELSE? >> YES. >> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING ELSE! I'M NOT SURE! HIT ME -- WHAT IS IT? >> I WANT IT TOASTED. >> TOASTED! TOASTED! EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT SANDWICHES IS OUT THE WINDOW! >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] >> [ LAUGHS ] >> HOW DO WE TOAST IT? [ BOTH LAUGH ] Murr: Sal, you look thirsty.
Grab that woman's beer. And she just sat down. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -This guy --
-Oh, oh, oh, oh! -She's telling the boyfriend.
-Sal, drink the beer. -Oh, he's coming over!
-Uh-oh. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Q: Oh. Oh, oh! What's that?
This is your beer? From the table over there. Q: Drink while
he talks to you. How -- How would you like
to work this out? I would like to speak
with your manager. I -- I will get him.
One second, okay? -Okay.
-Okay. Hold on. Joe: Walk in the door,
then walk back out. Say, "Hi.
I'm the manager." Murr: Take the hat off.
Take the hat off. I'm the manager. [ Laughter ] Can I help you?
Did you have an issue? -I fired him. He's home.
-Are you kidding me? Just give me
the new beer. I'll have it
brought over to you. -Okay.
-Okay. Q: Have a sip.
Have a sip. [ Laughter ] Joe: Sal, talk
to people's ears. Don't talk to people.
Talk to their ears. Just don't let 'em
see you comin', though. -Yeah.
-That's the main thing. If you need any pickles
or anything like that, or coleslaw,
just let me know. I can bring over
as much as you like. I see you're finished here.
Can I bus that out of your way? Okay. No, nope, nuh-unh.
Take it. -No, don't!
-You don't like this. Those aren't
pickles, though. "Guys, what do you
want me to do?!" Guys, what do you
want me to do?! [ Laughter ] Man: Sir? [ Laughter ] Joe: Sal, stand there
and start sobbing. Stand there.
Start sobbing. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ I'm sorry, bro.
Come on back. It's all gravy.
Don't even worry about it. Bring your cart and your
emotions. Come on back. [ Laughter ] Here we go. I know.
I get it. -Do you want more pickles?
-Absolutely. Real pickles. Q: That guy is awesome. One raisin bagel, plain. -Sure.
-That's it. Joe:
Guys, it's the easiest order. Make this the most complicated
thing ever. Here. -Uh --
-Oh! Thanks, man. Joe: [ Laughs ] -Hold on, hold on, hold on.
-No, it's not working. -Just take --
-Look how confused he is! Go. I'm gonna help you.
Now go. Go, go, go. Yeah, no!
Yeah, okay. Give him the whole basket!
Give him the basket! Take the thing, though. Take it to the front.
They'll ring you up. -[ Laughs ]
-Put the bag right on it. Okay, right up front.
Thank you. [ Both laugh ] Let me get
a toasted poppy seed with a little bit
of cream cheese. Is it that cold? Is it that cold out still? What? For what? -Oh, the --
-The hat? No,
I'm from Williamsburg. -[ Laughs ]
-What does that mean? I'm a hipster.
I'm just trying to fit in. [ Laughs ] Is that Adele?
Oh, my God. Sal, wave. Say, "Hello
from the other side." [ Laughter ] Hello. From the other side. [ Laughter ] Guys, kiss each other
through this entire order. -[ Laughs ]
-Lots of cream cheese
and capers? -Yes.
-All right. [ Both laugh ] One's not gonna do it
for me, guys.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I yelled. That's okay.
I'm Sorry. [ Laughter ] You're so silly.
Kiss. You're so silly.
Sorry. Pumpernickel, everything? Joe: [ Laughs ] There's no one
looking, man. [ Laughter ] Q: I want you
to fish in this girl, guys. Get her in. Psst! Whoosh! Whoo! [ Grunting ] -Ohhh!
-Yes! Okay. Sal, eh,
throw her back. [ Laughter ] Got him! [ Buzzer ]
He didn't see it coming! Oh, yeah! If there's one place we love
shooting, it's White Castle. So we're here
for Sal's punishment. Buddy, today, you are working
at the drive-through window. I know what you're gonna say.
Don't worry about it. You don't have to
say anything. We'll handle talking
to the customers for you because we control
the box. And then you deal with what
happens when they pull around. So they're gonna think
I said it? -Yes.
-Correct. Yeah. So you don't really
even need this. I'm sorry.
I'll be right with you. [ Laughter ] Murr: This is fun. We are the voice coming
through the intercom. Sal's got to bear the brunt
of what we say. -Alright, here we go.
-We have someone? -Murr: Car, car, car, car,
-Joe: Somebody's coming up, Sal. Okay, okay. Murr:
Welcome to White Castle. Pull up a little further,
please. -Pull up to the window?
-Yes, yes. Pull right up -- No, no. Too far.
I'm sorry. Back up. Just so you're even
with the speaker. Back up. No. That's
too far, miss. Too far. Just forward a little bit more
so I can hear you. Speak
Uh, speak to your left. -Hi.
Back up another foot. Are you serious
or you playing with me? I'm sorry.
It's just the speakers -How 'bout there?
-Split the difference. Can you up another
like 2, 3 inches? Unh, unh, unh.
Good. Okay, yes. How can I help you? Welcome
to White Castle. I'm Sal. You're annoying, Sal. [ Laughter ] Let me have two cheeseburgers
and two hamburgers. And two hamburgers. Okay, now, ma'am, just
drive around in a second, and we'll have your order,
and I sure hope there's not a wedding ring
on that finger when I see you. [ Laughter ] Joe: Remember, the person that
we make you in the speaker is the person you are
when they pull up. Q: Yeah. You can't go negating
everything we've done, bud. -You got to live in that.
-Oh, no. Oh, wait.
Back up a little bit. Can you back up a little?
'Cause I can see you. 2 inches? -Thank you.
-Thank you. "Let me see
that wedding ring." Again, just to make sure,
you got that bling on that left? Alright. Maybe next time.
I'm here. You know where to find me. [ Laughter ] Get me a medium
cherry Coke. A lot of ice, okay? And what's
the magic word? What? Please?
Very good Okay, so,
what can I get you? Um, I just ordered. I know, but we learned
something today, and let's try it again. [ Laughter ] -Okay, I'm-a come inside.
-Okay, we'll see you inside. My name's Sal. [ Laughter ] -Murr: Oh, my God.
-Hi. Coming in? -Who's Al?
-Sal. -Sal?
-Yes. I'm very in a hurry.
I put the order in. Once I put in my order, I say,
"Thank you very much." Oh, great.
And you say,
"You're welcome." -Yeah.
-Okay? Alright. [ Laughter ] -Ohh!
-Whoa! -You got learned a lesson.
-Guys, this is terrible. Q: Hello!
And welcome to... Wh-i-i-i-i-ite Castle! I'm Sal! Yowza! You are a dick. Can I have two cheeseburger,
no pickle? Two cheeseburgers!
Whoo! And an Orange Fanta,
no ice. She wants that
Orange Fanta! She wants no ice! Thank you. I'm Sal.
Drive to window two. Sal, whisper
when she comes up. ♪♪ Hi. How are you? [ Laughter ] See, you givin' me
a headache. [ Laughter ] Whoo! [ Scatting ] Bow! Thank you. Good job. Thank you for coming.
Rock on. Q: Alright.
Down to the last one. Joe: Thanks for coming to White
Castle. How can I help you? -Hi. Can I please have a --
-What?! -Look at Sal's face.
-Can I please have a number one? -Yeah.
-No pickles, no cheese. No cheese, yep. -And a --
-Oh, more? What else? Small with a Coke. [ Sighs ] And one double cheese,
no pickles. <i>Hold on.</i> Oh, my God! -Is that all you wanted?
-Yeah, that's it. Alright, drive up, then! I'm Sal.
Window number two. Oh, [bleep]. No. Q: Oh, Sal. Oh, Sal. -Oh!
-Oh, Sal! Oh, no. -Sal, you gotta
slow down, buddy. What's that? Is that it?
I'm just saying. -Oh, my God. Sal, it's you!
-Yeah. -Ohh! You got lucky!
-You lucky bastard! -I watch your show all the time.
-Thank you. I'm like, "What the [bleep]
is this guy's attitude?" [ Laughter ] -Good to see you.
-You too, man. -Oh, awesome, man. Awesome.
-Alright, you're done, buddy. -That's it, pal.
-Oh, God.
