Impractical Jokers - Best Punishments April Fools’ Day (Mashup) | truTV

there he goes buddy all right walk straight bud you go down there you scare those kids on the right path if by now you don't know that he's not walking into a room full of teenagers you've never seen that show before there's no teenagers hard left hard left good luck buddy we're leaving your own devices on this one do your best bud do your best shut up [Laughter] i don't want to hear anybody i got a story to tell i got a lesson to teach and i don't appreciate silence i want silence my name is sal volcano and i've been locked up for 20 years i said shut up you're really scaring these prison is not a game you think you're hard i'm the hard one i'll show your heart i will show you hard that's a cop tell you about myself when i was young like you guys i thought i was tough well let me tell you something i didn't know what tough was until i went to prison it really scared him straight bud so this is so that teens take his glasses off there's so many of you show your face grandma shut your face grandma who needs a good old-fashioned [Applause] you look right as i've been saying what you're saying it's over all you gotta do is say it buddy you leave this is it this is what i'm gonna leave you with because this is the thing that you you should fear the most oh my oh oh god he's gonna say it to him he has to who wants it who wants a good old-fashioned this is such [Music] so we're about two hours in how you feeling about it i gotta piss so badly all right come here i gotta wash my hands wait don't get hit by a car please [Music] what is it you're doing now the wind it's the wind it's too much wind come on god almighty all right we'll see you downstairs 10 o'clock sleep tight please just let me watch my handsome face i can't please please just go to bed [Music] this is ridiculous ready one two three all right there we go what's going on that's my sister i swear to god [Applause] i'm going to kill you what are you doing get legally that's not true that's not true it's true for the joke for a joke it's a good joke the couple would now like to share a video of their loving journey that brought us all here today oh my god take this nice oh where is this where are they going where are they oh this is the oh my god that's really the city clerk's office oh is that an official marriage no that's not a real deal isn't it okay he's signing it oh no she's she signed it at the city clerk's office [Applause] what an amazing moment in the same day i get a wife and a brother [Music] to my new mom and dad i hope to be the son you've always wanted i hate you guys oh okay oh wow that's that's what we're doing mom and dad hi brian uh apparently today i will be teaching you about the birds and the bees i look at dad the entire time nope i'm just looking at you pop the pretend mom is not even here okay well that's the mail uh it's that's what a mail looks like that's where i'm going to punch my friends right there okay just move it along okay there's a picture of his parents bedroom right this is where i was conceived i thought it was conceived in brooklyn same bedroom stepper same bedroom set okay so that's that right there is where the magic created me more or less yeah god i'm sweating okay moving along come on cue open it ma i need you to close your eyes with this did you close your eyes with us where's the box so um there's a donut okay and there's a hot dog all right so you know how that works uh sometimes two women will be attracted to each other [Laughter] thank you guys very much um i hope you learned something new and just keep bail money around because i'm gonna go in the next room and then kill my friends okay thank you i'll be right back yeah excuse me all right so murray's on his way to take part in a bodybuilding competition behind the door is gonna be a celebrity that is murray's childhood crush it's danica mckeller winnie cooper from the wonder years you have to interview winnie cooper your childhood crush i think this is your seat if murray had one person over the years that he said he had a crush on hi danica it was hard it was winnie cooper it's so good for you to be here today thank you you've recently recently been making the rounds to promote the 25th anniversary of wonder years my favorite show growing up how has that been it's been it's been great truth or dare i'll go first truth i used to kiss a poster of you when i was younger with tongue that's true that's absolutely true that's pretty gross all right next okay is this is this the proper way to do a squat [Laughter] [Music] like that it's pretty good now flex flex [Applause] hold it hold it hold it look at my face oh come on that that's cool you don't have to do anything [Laughter] relaxing through labor demonstration wait what yeah you're gonna demonstrate how to relax through labor bud oh stephanie stephanie this is your real punishment [Music] this device simulates the pains of childbirth so what i'm going to do i'm going to place the pads on your abdomen and it's going to contract your muscles all right there's eight levels of intensity so we're gonna put on level one and it says if your water just broke tell them how to relax buddy the key is to remain calm don't tell somebody go yourself [Music] so that's like what contractions feel like huh i mean it's bearable obviously i can do it because i'm doing it that little son of a into the world along his way towards you right through your genitalia oh yeah how do you girls do this what level is this what level is this this is eight okay oh my god oh yeah so yeah remember to breathe oh my god oh my god i'm begging you ah okay okay hawaiians what is wrong with you all right that's it you just had your baby are you ready [Applause] hey everybody how you doing all right very cool we are very happy to be here opening for imagination dragon opening for the imagination dragons [Applause] all right so we're gonna play a few songs from our upcoming yeah we're gonna play a few songs upcoming album we're gonna play look mommy i'm a rock star oh boy all right this is this is one of our favorites [Music] let me ask you something how badly does he suck out there it's probably it's worse than i imagined my imagination dragon yeah yeah [Music] look i'm a rock star let's go [Music] all right the next song from our album is acapella next song from our album is acapella and the name of it is shut your face grandma the name of it is shut your face grandma [Laughter] she's my but after six i say shut [Music] shut your face grandma why are we still going up [Music] oh my god oh my god oh my gosh [Music] [Applause] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i need three new best friends [Music] all right buddy [Applause] get away you guys excited i don't think it's working take a break guys take a break guys little bastards i think we need a designated hitter yeah what's going on let's bring him in is that your brother-in-law this is my sister's husband who wanted to have a talk with murray after that little video he made with him [Laughter] that's jono's you should respect marriage a little bit more joke's over lower me down how's everyone doing so let's get started we're sorry the spirits are not available right now sal everybody is looking at you start talking he's got nothing to say doesn't just jump right out but i am getting some very very strong spiritual senses you had a goldfish i'm seeing someone here has lost a personal item recently a piece of jewelry has anyone lost a ring has anyone lost a ring he's dying up there you're striking out you're gonna be up there all night parents you have walked in on your parents making love by candlelight your parents are still with you your mom is pat your dad is dana your dad is pat your mama's dana your both your parents that both your parents are dana does pat or dana mean anything to you why is he being so specific i guess it's an approach you want to be really specific so you come across confident but then you just totally swing into this dumb approach you sneezed in church have you sneezed you haven't sneezed this thing's off the rails sal try to get a volunteer maybe you'll do better one-on-one would anyone like to come up would anyone like to just volunteer for a minute this is not gonna work no of course it's not gonna work i got one spirit right now he's just he's a real dick he's just your favorite color is red pink you recently got a parking ticket oh god jesus christ you have one child out of woodlock [Music] [Applause] oh my god oh my god all right we got to move that tram move that tram guys oh my god [Applause] guys it's rocking when it stops it rocks joe look look at your dogs somebody's kept your dog's hostage up there it's cannoli and biscotti whoa i'm you gotta save your dogs buddy come on buddy all right let's move this trip joe we're all from staten island right the forgotten borough yeah so this is your chance to tell the rest of the city to suck it so i want you to face all the different burrows and tell them to suck it brooklyn suck it hey hey queens queen suck it hey the bronx rocks the second it makes a sound i almost urinated oh there you go oh my god oh this is not right get it there get it there's your friend take a look sal there's more than enough one oh bear god how many beers how many beers get up look at this oh my god who's in there wow oh they just saw sal look at that they smell those herbs and spices cops he's helping god sal can you see this yes are you facing the direction of the bear shut the up i need a christmas miracle they love that gift sal we're gonna need you to stick some chicken in the cage yep oh my god so be careful oh my god oh my god what his breath feels like a strong gust of wind be careful shall they smell fear you don't understand what their breath sounds like oh my god oh my god what the he's right in your earlobe oh my god yeah there you go oh my god [Laughter] throw it buddy you almost done they're almost done with the chicken this is up this is up you guys are lowlifes oh my god he's six inches from your crotch watch your chicken nuggets buddy how's it going man that one here we go good good we're collecting for the band tonight uh fine all right thank you thanks so what q doesn't know is there's no cover tonight this is a free show are we all collecting for the band tonight that's fine thanks brother thank you very much enjoy this show thanks very much every single person is giving him money oh cool thank you well that's a lot of money and i never thought i was going to say this but am i going to get punished anytime soon we're punishing you with boredom yo this place is jam-packed all right q you could you could come on back here great job bub excellent job there you go okay shift's over shift's over he'll take the same one not to work the door anymore all right you did good though now what go back into the club shut it back out you'll know what to do when the time comes am i saying you might be good luck type fright there he is hey hey everybody have your attention for one quick minute here real quick here we go here we go uh type friday's gonna come out here in just a few minutes but i have a quick announcement that uh it's been brought to my attention that somebody was outside collecting money uh for the venue here but no one here it's a free night there's no cover charge tonight so if you find that person please try to get your money back the money's gone you are in the lion's den now place is in our uproar right now i don't even know where is it it's uh in the fanny pack in the package somewhere else nah it's cool it's cool it's cool where yeah that's right oh man that's my beard oh my god this is tense it's getting a little hairy in there buddy don't worry the bag of money's at the bar yeah i'm gonna go by the bar the the things over there oh my god it's only five hours i mean let's not devolve into animals oh here we go a sack of corners give people their money back that damn you guys covered in beer count it out going through the crab going to the ground head out corners guys i got the money here just put it in here here we go no one's questioning why the bag [Music] i gotta is these people their money back you animals oh my god cute last thing you have to do jump up on stage ask everybody if you're all square guys we're all square right we're all square oh here comes joey are you a genie yes [Laughter] can i wish for anything i want genie does as you wish genie does as you wish can you fly genie does as you wish can i wish to marry the princess genie does as you wish genie i wish for a palace genie does as you wish [Music] i got caught right in the throat with the rug you're not done yet that's just act one [Applause] [Laughter] this is the finest palace i've ever seen genie i wish for the princess to be here by my side right now genie does as you wish [Music] it's the most magnificent palace i've ever seen it's just swaying do you live in this big palace all by yourself i do do you have a lot of people that live with you just a servant please i can't wait any longer grace me with your hand in marriage of course i will genie i wish to be married in this palace once and for all [Music] [Applause] sal look at these look around you you're in a sea of angry people i mean notice how not one of them looks like they're having a good time [Laughter] name six dude i am the scaredest i've been since like i can't even tell you and i'm being dead serious i'm okay i'm okay [Music] bingo it's on the screen it's on the screen look it's nowhere near it oh they could see my card oh so the whole place just saw my card and saw how many i was missing okay thank you now look everybody's looking at him now it's bad let's see what happens next please i hope i'm bingo for real oh my god oh my god bingo my bed i got it this time i got it this time oh my god look at these looks look at the looks you're getting my bed my bed my bed oh my goodness i can't do it i oh my god i can't i can't do it again no no no you don't have to worry bingo [Music] i got it i i know i know i don't like before i don't even have it bingo bingo it sounds like all hell's about to break a loose oh my goodness sal how does how does the room feel right now buddy oh my god dude you have no thank you walk us through it walk us through it you have to come out here right now and see what's going on out here i'm not coming out there no way you're on your own buddy if you need me to crap yeah oh i got breakout no no please you don't understand for real what's going on out here [Applause] you bingo [Applause] [Music] no he's missing some this is the worst punishment i've ever had the acting skills the acting skills oh he's got people's attention oh god be careful this jellyfish i just got stunk yeah i'm all right but it hurts really bad fire away captain any chance that you have to urinate and wouldn't mind directing it toward me [Laughter] well he's stolen bud i just need that hot hot urine on me all right no way dude thank you anyway [Laughter] what person in their right mind is doing okay stop we don't care get pissed on ah [Music] you have to pee by any chance sal no i know you're in it buddy you're trying to get beat on but let's not ask a little voice we could put in a cup no he would if he had to be on you okay any chance you have to pee okay no thank you no thank you all right sal you tried you gave a valiant effort buddy it looks like you escaped this punishment this rarely happens on the show where we get nothing we have to end the day without succeeding at our goal i mean he was embarrassed but he didn't get peed on no okay so now when you're done laying it on as thick as peanut butter tell me tell me who's which one of you is peeing on me plus not us we hired an acapella group to pee on you thank you dude i am what is it i don't know what's not clear sal we hired an acapella group to pee on you [Music] our friend chris isn't an acappella group no no he's the only one that would pee on you let's do this i've been holding it for a while i can look the other way this is insane this is freaking insane can you make sure you get oh my god right on it i know i heard you needed help oh my god give me a chance go down below the knee down i can't control it i'm gonna throw up i can't even he didn't even give me a warning actually walks into the ocean and there he is like godzilla returning from whimsy game [Music] just not right [Music] you

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Length: 33min 7sec (1987 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021