5 Min Crafts: Watermelon Party

all right everyone welcome back to crafts now it's summertime it's the summertime and the living is easy and breezy lemon squeezy and so I thought today we would do some summer themed crafts nothing makes me want to do crafts more than good weather sunshine hotness glacial melting so I'm pumped I picked up some summer summer crafts to do today well actually mostly mostly these crafts are gonna come from this one video I found and it's called this is actually on the 5 minute crafts man channel so sorry cuz gotta leap for this part these are like oh this is like a no girls allowed don't laugh this is serious dicks and balls only [ __ ] and balls crafts only okay five minute crafts men and if the video is called 19 unique watermelon party ideas and it just got me thinking when's the last time I had a watermelon party I can't even think I don't need to think I've ever had one which is absurd if you think about it because that's one of the number one summer things to do is to have a watermelon party everyone [ __ ] knows that you've been to you've probably been to plenty ourselves and so I thought I'd throw an Absolut banger of a watermelon party today so we're gonna get we're gonna get started we're gonna do these crafts and we're gonna have a really fun we're gonna have really fun we're gonna have really fun but first before we get into a watermelon stuff you know it is a little bit hot in LA right now it's kind of a scorcher I would say it's what it what's the temperature what would you say this eighty yeah it's actually perfect ideal ideal temperatures ninety a fun craft to cool down in the summer heat is this one [Music] [ __ ] genius really I don't know why that looked like a porn the first 15 seconds of that I'm not surprised now that I see that this is a man channel and I see guys taking off their pants and girls don't want them yeah well it is it just so happens to be pretty hot in here today and I do have this fan that I didn't just buy for this video and so we're gonna try and make this one see this is a great craft for if your friends come over three of them sitting on the couch and they all want to get blasted by a little bit of air how do you do that you might be thinking just hit the rotator button button on the fan right there's one on like every single fan ever and if you said that I would say that's a good point you could do that but then then everyone has their pants on and that's boring what kind of party is that that's a lame boring party that sounds like it sucks ass our parties we take our pants off you can keep you guys watching or not whether you want to or not mine are coming off guys and just while we're on the topic of global warming make sure you guys are recycling and you know not using too much plastic or you know make sure [Music] all right we're just putting the finishing touches on this which I did all by myself no help at all okay can you just can you just go on if that comes off it'll be a little bit more dangerous and dangers my middle name and my first name code is actually my second middle name it's Danger Danger kotico okay so now you're thinking Kelsey you're safe right yeah right there you're saying down you're thinking it's hot over here super hot right yeah fan going this way yes what are you gonna do well some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised all right Hill it awesome so that'll be we'll just leave that there for when yeah it looks nice too yeah yeah that's what's cool it's a nice little decorative piece but we can use it hope it just be there for when friends come over now let's get into the watermelon stuff [Music] okay so I guess this is this one is just a trick for when you can't cut the watermelon with a knife they suggest that you use a quarter instead and then you karate chop it open so we'll try it let's let's see maybe maybe you're out and you're in a pinch because you're going for a picnic you've got a bunch of great Waterman hands I have seven here and you don't have a knife or you brought a stupid flimsy plastic knife from Panera or something like that dumbass why'd you do that well you're not out of luck just yet because if you have a quarter will deuce yeah that's a quarter as a Canadian quarter right there this is worth about five cents American classic butter knife right that goes another one right in Oh can't cut it that's just so easy that goes in like it's butter but let's just say that doesn't work right corner bed in there and just oh my god that's so much [ __ ] harder but again these are for men so we're strong ha ha ha it's so [ __ ] hard you know what use the knife so much easier [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this is a juicy ass melon goddamn mmm the fruits of my labor familiar sorry mom if you're watching that was actually cool that's like the one five-minute crap that actually worked besides the whole quarter part yeah I'm surprised that the karate shop thing actually worked okay next up we're gonna put this off to the side [Music] okay so this is cool this is this is this one sort of what is like a watermelon log that you're making so if you have a spare Pringles can lying around maybe you've been snacking hmm maybe even snacking on some Pringles a little bit and you got an extra tube lying around well maybe eat a little bit healthier and you can use that to eat healthier you can make a watermelon log so that's what we're gonna do perfect cheddar and sour cream perfect now there are a bunch of chips in here sighs all right nice no [Music] step two log wallah there you have it [ __ ] really perfect there you go perfect there you go see and they sold round edge on that one that one's really nice if you really want to impress people at the party you play it that's perfect so that's awesome this is a watermelon cocktail recipe which again we don't have boring parties we have fun cool parties with cocktails [Music] [Music] all right here's your wait and gone better cuz we're all gonna do instead you only really need two things for a great watermelon cocktail and that's watermelon and alcohol that's what you do is you just shut up like that just get it just like that second ingredient good old uncle Tito's coming at the watermelon party and that's all there is to it voila sorry hmm let's try it out let's try it let's be good looking forward to it it's gonna be good so it's gonna try it yeah that's good that's good it'll be good I'm not gonna anymore who set that aside well a little bit more mm-hm yeah yeah that's good good good stuff we'll move on next one what are we missing now we got a cooling system we've got fun cocktails we got even funny hats what's next well I'm sure you're thinking it I'm sure you're screaming it right now at the screen pranks pranks where the pranks what's a good party without a good prank so let's watch I think this is a little prank [Music] okay so they they more use it as like a decorative sort of drink thing but to me this screams prank let's take another one of our trusty melons okay cut a hole in it yes okay so once you've dug a little bit out you can eat this piece feel free now little bit of dye coke your friend says what's in that so it's delicious watermelon or die coke why don't you have something and you say hold on just a tick let me just put something in there it's a it's a roofie I swear it's not a Mentos and then you say I'm gonna put another one in there and then that's it so see fun it doesn't usually explode you might need more Diet Coke in there oh there it is there it is [ __ ] yep hey sorry so it works turns out of the works if you do it in the bottle and not in the watermelon so maybe that's the prank but I'm you know sure you know that one that's an old one here's another one fun one these are watermelons that I got four guys that are under six feet that's just me these are the short King watermelons and what you can do with these which is really funny if you're added like watermelon party it's just a lot like this and say check out these melons people will love that one so or you can even hold down here okay what's up cell is anyone want a massage okay [ __ ] alright it's good job now we got the plants you got the cocktail stick another sip of that real quick you got the pranks you got the cocktail you have the fun jokes now I think it's time for the actual watermelon party itself I'm excited I'll see you guys there [Music] what kind of fruits you down your party [ __ ] grapes [ __ ] that [ __ ] no fun with that you know we did over here this is summertime then the weather's hot brothers my French is my ear I can hear not got the sunshine then a light breeze shall we don't rush you what the black says [ __ ] oranges [ __ ] apples [ __ ] he wins you can leave that [ __ ] to rod [ __ ] hairs [ __ ] mangoes [ __ ] tomatoes is that a fruit or not I don't know it's a watermelon [Music] [Applause] I'm not talking real water [Music] I decide what a mana party and now I'm feeling older so many my love my kitchen and my friends love and I understand but I'm an aborted well regarded but a turn change by this heartache what a melon party and all my friends with me how to set of what a melon party and now I'm feeling lonely I just had a water man imparted then all my friends left me what am I and now I feel alone [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

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Id: dnY3eyT-UTk

Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019