I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY

what's up greg i hope you're having a great day welcome back to my channel this of course is another episode of build a boy workshop because today we're going to be learning how to build a better boy at least i thought we were because that's the name of the movie we're going to be watching but it turns out it's not a tutorial at all i thought it was going to be that's the only reason i watched it but i guess i'm not learning how to build a better boy today guess i'm going to be stuck with this nerd hey i feel like at this point i'm sort of on the world's slowest quest to watch every disney channel original movie because i watch one every like four or five months so i should be done by the time i'm 200 years old but we're continuing the journey with this movie how to build a better boy which came out in 2014. i've never seen it before and honestly compared to the other disney channel movies i've watched so far it's kind of good i mean like compared to other movies it's not good but compared to other disney channel movies it's got some decently funny parts it's even got a couple good messages in there but that doesn't mean that i'm not gonna complain about it still so without further ado let's complain about how to build a better boy [Music] we're done in 10 minutes nine actually i appreciate your confidence gabby but you're sophomores and this is senior calculus why don't you and may check your work i don't know why she's so mad at them for being good at math it's math class and she's the math teacher isn't that her job isn't that what she wants why don't you and may check your work yep still done anyways if you haven't guessed already about the glasses and the fact that these two girls are the main characters in a disney channel original movie these girls are kind of nerds gabby and gabby jr wrecking the curve as usual twerks um mr shapiro may we have hall passes and apparently they go to one of the schools where calling other students nerds right in front of the teacher is totally cool kind of weird that the teacher wouldn't jump in to defend them but i guess i mean i think she thinks that they're nerds too now since may is such a nerdy dork she spends a lot of her time tutoring the school's biggest jock jaden who's played by probably my favorite teen movie heartthrob noah centauraya [Music] so the tangent wait why is she drawing a picture of him right in front of him that's so creepy and then she like quickly puts it away because she doesn't want him to see it like she's startled that he's there you're tutoring him of course he's right there you didn't you didn't think he was gonna start talking to you also why does the paper she's writing the song look like that it looks like an ancient scroll what's your deal i mean social life-wise are you going to homecoming oh is is is that this weekend it's the biggest weekend of the year i i i don't know gabby and i like to play it by ear us and all of our friends is it just me or is this how like 90 of disney channel movies start it's almost like when they sit down to write a disney channel original movie they all already agree that there's going to be a socially outcast girl and the popular boy doesn't even know she exists and she has a crush on him and everyone dresses like a gap commercial the only thing they actually have to figure out is where they're gonna take it from there maybe she'll start a radio show maybe she'll join the musical maybe she'll start a band maybe her bones are getting squishy maybe she'll build a better boy i know this is gonna sound crazy i feel like jayden likes me he needs you to do his problem sits you know he's the coolest kid in school when he doesn't know how to sit at a table if there's one thing i've learned from watching teen movies it's that cool kids never sit right they don't know how they have to sit on top of the table to express dominance or they gotta sit backwards in the chair like this to express dominance do you feel dominated right now later that day mei gets a text from jayden saying he has an important question to ask her after school jayden texted and mae becomes convinced that he's gonna ask her to homecoming which jaden's girlfriend overhears and she is not happy what brings you here jayden invited us mae you and jaden aren't even on the same social radar why do people even like you well i'm not the one trying to steal someone's homecoming date i mean she has a point right this is jaden's girlfriend they're dating so like why would he ask mae to homecoming that does seem a little shady i don't know if i'm supposed to be rooting for may at this point she's trying to steal someone else's man see here's the social radar and over here is siberia there that's that's you i love that one laugh at the end it sounds like one girl wasn't laughing hard enough so the director pulled out a gun and pointed it at her jaden and i have been dating for like 17 whole days and everyone knows it except apparently the school geniuses another thing i've always thought was funny about disney channel movies is that they always cast adults to play teenagers i think they just do that because it's cheaper and easier to work with adults than it is with kids there's lots of laws around child labor which i honestly support i think there should be laws around child labor but a lot of the time the adults look way older like look at this crowd of people some of these people look 30. what kind of high school is this high school where everyone got held back 10 years hey nevaeh my bubble is totally unburst because i already have a boyfriend mae what are you doing see my boyfriend so cute total hot burger and and his name is [Music] albert albert she call him a hot burger ugh what a gross way to describe someone uh yeah my boyfriend he's a steamy hot juicy ground beef boy he's a hot medium well pink on the inside cow meat baby boy on two whole wheat buns and he's got two whole wheat buns hon when can we meet this albert oh well he lives in alaska so i guess the premise of this movie the hero's journey here is that may tried to steal this girl's boyfriend and then lied about actually having a boyfriend so now everyone thinks she has a boyfriend and they all want to meet him and she has to come up with a way to make her boyfriend real very likable main character right off the bat seems like she lies a lot very conniving young girl oh may congrats on getting owned by dave barnes yeah it is all over our school's website wait it's on the school's website like just the the home page for the school that's run by faculty they wrote that [ __ ] on the website today's top news congrats to the wrestling team for taking home first place at state and uh oh yeah may a student here a 14 year old girl got [ __ ] owned by the coolest boss ass [ __ ] in school god damn she's so cool but she doesn't even know i exist anyways that's all for now i have to go grade papers and feed my children because i'm an adult like jeez who's in charge of the school's website the math teacher a fake boyfriend how are we gonna pull that one off well i'm not gonna create an online profile for some pretend boy that's it's just creepy and lame yeah an online profile for a fake boyfriend that would be creepy and lame so instead they hack into may's dad's computer because he's a game developer working on some advanced ai and use it to create a virtual interactive boyfriend that they can use to fool the entire school why don't we invent a better one what what if we make you a boyfriend an interactive virtual boy so you want to hack into my dad's secure network and build me some high def boyfriend dodged a bullet there dude i thought you were going to do something creepy and lying the twist however is that may's dad doesn't actually work for a game development company he works for the us military and the ai he's been developing isn't just for a video game character it's for a robotic super soldier boy super soldier boy super soldier with the software albert could be totally virtual he could text call and video chat all on his own he'll be better than 3d he'll be three delicious and he's gonna have three d's now tell me your ideal male human well he'd be tall with brown hair no blonde with blue eyes meowzers blonde hair and blue eyes meows whoa slow your roll there may you're getting a little too kinky as they're putting in all this information about may's perfect boy gabby is entering it into the system and every time she enters a new quality or some characteristic the machine that's building the boy shoves like a vial of liquid into the robot's head which well i don't really think that's how robots work in the first place like i don't think that i don't think programmers just put liquid into the robot like this is brave juice he wants he needs to be brave brave but i understand that they're just trying to show visually that what they're doing to the robot is having some effect on him but what doesn't make sense though is that while mei starts by giving characteristics like brave and sensitive that are pretty common characteristics and the robot is shoving the brave vial and the sensitive vial in the robot's head she starts getting a lot more specific i'd want him to notice the little things with just one look he would know exactly how i feel i guess that's the knowing exactly how you feel with one look vial of liquid that the military design it's just like how many vials do they have how many juices did they develop for this robot going to homecoming with him wouldn't be awkward or scary like it would be with other boys and when he walks into the dance holding my hand it's just perfect and everyone will be watching and when we kiss it'll be the perfect kiss so it's unclear why the system has started overloading i guess they inputted too much information for the poor robot maybe it's too much for one soldier boy to handle system overload cuteness factor off the charts he's too [ __ ] hunky okay there goes the robot into the into the human juice that makes the human and then here he comes out of his skin bath the most perfect boy to ever exist and he gets up he runs down the stairs butt ass naked really fast and right out the door and he's gone damn he's really fast i guess he's in a hurry to accomplish his mission your new boyfriend just added me talk about gorgie mcgorgeous what who created this page i didn't he's already connected to half the school that's kind of a weird first move for the robot to make right his mission is to make it very clear to the whole school that he's mae's boyfriend and he's supposed to take may to homecoming and kiss her that's his whole mission and his first move is to friend request the most popular girl in school on social media who created this page also the picture that he used for his profile picture he's shirtless okay so i have to make it super clear to everyone at school that i'm mae's boyfriend step one and send to everyone except may admit it you created a fake boyfriend profile no we didn't oh yeah prove me wrong [Music] holy moly there he is and he's so cool look at those pockets and just like all the other teens in this movie he's a grown-ass man i actually looked it up and at the time of filming this movie the dude who plays albert was 25 years old so not even close to high school age he could have been out of high school for seven years before filming this movie so i guess we do have the answer to how to build a better boy just get a man get a fully grown man all the boys in my school are such jerks i wish i had a better boy a boy like bruce willis there you are what are you doing here my dad got transferred from dc so let me just get this straight you and me are dating no it's more than dating okay if this happened to you in real life wouldn't you be like terrified there you are you designed what you think is basically just like a video game character on your dad's computer and then the next day some guy who looks exactly like him shows up to your school and he's like hey may it's me your boyfriend i've come to life i'm a real boy now bae and my mission is to smooch ya he's just staring at you with his cold robot eyes vials of liquid are clanking around in his head because if that happened to me i'm pretty sure i'd [ __ ] my pants there's lots of dark undertones about him being a robot that kind of creep me out in this movie like first off where did he get the car and his clothes because he was naked when he came out of the skin bath he didn't have anything where did he get all this stuff did he hurt someone but the girls just sort of go along with it and they're like well okay i guess this is mae's boyfriend now i'm not leaving here until my mission's accomplished i'm going to kiss man homecoming a perfect kiss and the whole school loves him he's pretty much mae's perfect boyfriend he rescues the frogs in science class from getting dissected which may love he creates this like private lunch for two on the football field for him in may i don't know how he's organizing all this stuff and why there's no consequences for any of this stuff from the school well actually i can think of one reason because imagine how a confrontation with the principal would go all right buddy well i'm sure you know why i called you down here you disrupted class on several occasions you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding and you crushed a bully skull between your bare hands so unfortunately i am going to have to suspend negative if i'm suspended i can't go to homecoming my mission is to mack on my girlfriend at the dance oh god what you will not stand in my way oh oh [ __ ] my spleen take off your clothes what i don't have any clothes i need a suit for the dance take off your clothes [ __ ] okay i'm doing it i'm doing it mean robot all right well now it's time for albert to ask mate of the dance how do you think he's gonna do it a big sign maybe writing her name in roses nope it's been said and done every beautiful thought's been already sung i love you like a love song baby yeah i was not expecting an acoustic cover of a selena gomez song to be in this movie but this movie's full of twists sir the situation has escalated we now have reason to believe that black sigma is after the x-17 black sigma what is that a heavy metal band they're international arms dealers so the whole movie the military is trying to get this robot back because he's their property they've designed him but now apparently there's an international crime organization black sigma who's also trying to get their hands on albert uh oh i hope they don't catch him an international crime organization that sounds pretty scary for albert oh so he's he's just gonna kill him and he's dead okay well i guess he's fine alaska showed up [Music] nipples so black sigma uses this machine that like powers him down for a second which apparently causes him to forget his mission and he just like zooms off to go do his default mission apparently which is protecting the world from danger or something he's just like fighting crime around the world albert's system was temporarily shut down last night by an electro pulse device he returned to his default mission saving the free world from danger he's forgotten all about his mission to kiss may and i know what you're thinking thank god but then the dance rolls around may shows up to homecoming alone obviously but then somehow albert shows up and just like goes to the dance with her [Music] i'm sorry i'm late worry i never had a doubt uh huh why is he there i thought he was doing his default mission he's not programmed to be doing this anymore why is he doing this this robot is like going rogue to take this girl to homecoming and smooch her he's like look i know this isn't my mission anymore i'm just doing this one for me i'll be damned if i get cheated out of my homecoming smooch then maywen's homecoming queen and of course since it's a disney channel original movie it has to have that scene at the end where the main character gets embarrassed in front of the whole school or a large group of people and then the whole audience has to join in and cheer for her to to show that they support her so that happens i think they should have used a different mirror for this shot like her face looks all smushed anyway so the dance is going perfect it's time for their big kiss but mae actually decides at the last second that even though this is exactly what she thought she wanted it feels different in the moment and so she doesn't want to kiss albert it's honestly a nice moment i think it sets a good example for kids it's a good message like hey don't feel pressured into doing things you don't want to do and just because you said you wanted to do something before doesn't mean you want to do it now and wait until things feel right do things at your own pace all that's fine what happens next however is very confusing so i didn't mention it before but the military is at the homecoming dance trying to make the kiss happen so that albert can forget about the kiss and just go back to being the military's property and doing what they want him to do what they designed him to do but when mae decides she doesn't want the kiss after all instead of going back to the military this happens initiate self-destruct [Music] yeah he tells her to tell him to self-destruct so that he doesn't have to go back to working for the army but like why he's a robot he's not supposed to have any say in the matter he's just programmed to do things why should why doesn't he want to work for the army they never explain it either they just kind of agree like okay so you're not gonna kiss me might as well blow you up then better that than you doing your job what you were designed to do sure they might have sunken billions of dollars into developing you but if you're not gonna kiss me then you might as well be dead you might as well die now and then he just blows up and but well actually he doesn't really blow up he just sort of shoots off into the sky so i don't know if he's still alive or what happened but at least he's not working for the military and folks that's pretty much the end of how to build a better bowl anyways thanks to hellofresh for sponsoring this video guys if you want to get mouth-watering seasonal recipes and fresh pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door and try out hellofresh america's number one meal kit laura and i started using hellofresh a while ago and we absolutely love it pretty much every meal they've sent us has been a hit so tasty and also so easy to make they cut out all the prepping and planning they send you exactly what you need for each meal so that you can just focus on making the meal and get dinner on the table in as little as 30 minutes sometimes even 20 with their quick and easy options they make it really easy to live healthy 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Channel: Danny Gonzalez

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Length: 20min 15sec (1215 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021