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- What's up, Greg and welcome back to another episode of getting that coin. I think you and I both know that there comes a time in everyone's life where you decide, you know what? I think I wanna be rich now. I think I'm about done being poor. I would like to be rich. I would like to be rich beyond my wildest dreams now . And also, I am a man. I want to be rich and I am a man. I think everyone pretty much can relate to those things, which is why I'm so glad that these Instagram accounts exist. Ones like investingalpha, business, investing, finance, malesoul, the.villain.skull._, obviously the number one motivational page and bad boy quotes, the number one epic motivational page. These accounts kind of all fall into this genre of like motivational posts about being a boss as dude, being a big boss man, a big boss boy. BBB, Big Boss boy. And they're really interesting, and I think they've got a lot of great advice for us dudes, 'cause we're all dudes here, right? We're all boys? Just making sure there's no girls watching this right? It's got some great advice for us on how to be a boss as dude. How to take our life to the next level, both mentally and financially. These accounts have a couple of different themes of the things that they post, so we're gonna go through them one by one. The first one we're going to talk about is relationship advice because you can't get your money right, if you can't even get your love life right. (serene piano music) These accounts tend to talk about relationships and women in not necessarily the nicest way or the most positive way. In fact almost completely in an overwhelmingly negative way. I guess because they get in the way of the grind, you know. You can't be on your grind if you have a girlfriend, can you? No. That's why everyone with a girlfriend is homeless and doesn't have a job. Okay, this is a good example. Love is easy, but king is busy. Yeah, some of these kinda read like the person who made it actually does want a relationship but they just haven't been able to get into one. Oh, love? Oh, that old thing? Yeah, that's easy, dude. Please, I used to love all the time back in the day and I was good at it and I could do that, I could do love. I could do love with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back. But that was before I was on my grind, and unfortunately for you, the king is busy now. Being alone has a power very few can handle. Oh, you see what I mean? It's like oh, you think I'm sad just 'cause I'm single, or alone as it says here? No. No! Oh please dude. (dramatic music) I am so powerful. You couldn't last a day in my shoes, alright? The amount of power I wield is inconceivable. You would crumble underneath its weight. I'm more than just single bitch. I'm alone, totally. No friends, no family, no girlfriend. The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life. That's why I've isolated myself. Every girl is a top gamer when it comes to playing with feelings. Damn that's kinda sad. This guy's clearly had his heartbroken very recently. He has not gotten over it yet. But do you see what I mean about these pages not exactly being like pro-women? Like they seem to be of the mindset that every girl just wants to distract you from your work and ruin your life emotionally. That's why you never talk to a woman. Oh your crush texted you? Don't respond. A woman coworker comes up to you and tells you that your report was supposed to be done yesterday and you're making your entire team look bad? Do not engage. (siren buzzing) One minute you're talking about work, and the next you're showing up to your niece's funeral high on horse tranquilizer, why? Women. Be like a villain, never chase a girl. Yeah, be like a villain, they don't chase girls. Be like Ted Bundy. Boobs doesn't attract me anymore. (giggles) This makes it seem like a parody account. Is this real? Why is it a picture of the Joker? And also what does he mean anymore? (dramatic music) Yeah, that's right. I used to like boobs, I really did. But then I did a little something called work and making money and being the Joker, and guess what? Yep, you guessed it. I'm more of an ass guy now. If you don't come from a rich family then a rich family must come from you. Huh? How did we go from stop chasing girls, no relationships, boobies bad to, you know what? You should start a family and you should find a really nice girl and have a family with her. Like right now. Do that now. Okay so, so far our steps to getting rich relationship-wise are stay alone forever, never even look at a woman 'cause she will emotionally destroy you, meet a nice girl and have four kids together, and profit. I'm so confused. Like most of these are making the case that you're an idiot for trying to make money and have a relationship at the same time as if you can't do the two things at once. As if like a relationship is this huge distraction. If that was the case wouldn't most billionaires be single? But like every billionaire I can think of is either married or in a relationship, or at least was in a relationship when they became extremely rich. Bill Gates is married, Jeff Bezos was married, Elon Musk is I believe dating a cyborg but that still counts. I just feel like that's such a weird piece of advice for them to really cling to. (dramatic music) Like you can't make money if you're dating a woman. Alright guys, that's enough talking about relationships. I think we've got that covered. Now it's time to talk about our minds. We gotta get into the millionaire mindset. (upbeat music) Oh, nice, another Joker one. If you're good at something, never do it for free. Why is the Joker giving us advice about how to pull us up from our bootstraps? I don't know if y'all have seen the movie "The Joker" that just came out like a year ago but I feel like it was very far from like a movie about an entrepreneur. It's actually kind of the opposite. Also, what kinda... I mean, if you're good at something, never do it for free? Ever? Hmm wow, honey, you really outdid yourself with this steak. Oh, thank you. You really like it? Absolutely. You're a good cook. Wow, that's, that's crazy. That'll be $200. What? Yeah, for the steak. I'm a professional chef now. What are you talking about? Since when? Since just now. Now fork over the cash or unfortunately, I will have to ask for the steak back alright? I'm not getting stiffed twice in one day. You did this to someone else today? Hah! Yeah, I wish that was the same situation. Today when I was walking home from work I saw a nine year old kid getting bullied by some teens. I stepped in and told them to stop but they ended up beating the shit outta me instead. For so long in fact, that they actually got tired eventually and left. Turns out I was so good at being a human shield that you know your boy had to charge the kid. Wow that's really fucked up. Yeah, tell me about it. Little twerp, little bitch didn't pay . No, I mean you're being an asshole. You know what? Guys, get in here, come on in. What? Hey, look it's that dude we beat up earlier. (rock music) No! Yeah, what a fuckin' loser. Yeah, I hope you have $200 on you. What, why? 'Cause we're really good at kicking your ass. No! Whoo! Oh fuck! Okay, a lotta these ones with like the skulls in them or the Joker in them are from this account called the villain skull. I guess they just really like how intense the skulls look in the picture. It's really weird how aggressive they look. But every time I look at one of these, I feel like I should be screaming the caption just 'cause of how the picture looks. (dramatic music) I don't have a plan B. It's do or die! Oh, so that's how you set yourself up for a good financial future. By not having any sort of backup plan. It's do or die! I will become rich from my very first idea, my very first business idea, or I will perish. (dramatic orchestra music) Confidence is (laughs). Confidence is the first thing people see in my eyes. Hmm, yep! Confidence. That's what I'm getting here. That's what I see in these eyes. What's going on everyone? I'm the richest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Sure, I might scare people off sometimes. But you know what, it's just 'cause I'm so confident. They can see it in my eyes and my smile, and the way that I just scream and cackle down the street at night. Confidence baby. Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up. Guys in order to dominate in life and truly become the best big boss baby that you were meant to be, you have to start not giving a fuck about anything. Because sometimes that fuck can fuck you up. (cartoon gibberish playing) That makes sense actually. I'm pretty sure I've heard motivational speakers say that before. (upbeat music) Because success isn't just some accomplishment that you reach, it's a state of mind, okay? And if you want to achieve this state of mind, if you wanna take your business to the next level, then you have to rewire your brain, okay? You've gotta stop caring about the numbers. You've gotta stop caring about what other people might think. You have to stop caring about what I'm saying right now. Wait he wants us to stop caring about what he's saying? Wait, yeah, I'm confused. You have to stop caring about food, about water, about breathing. What is he doing? Is he just listing everything? Wait, holy shit is he? Jimmy John's turkey club. Mitt Romney. Okay, yeah, he definitely is. Elbow grease, bees wax, SpongeBob, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". Hey, excuse me. Wait, where did he go? (dramatic music) Hello? You have to stop caring about existing. What the fuck? Listen bitch before you start messing with me, you should know that I don't play games, I win them. God, so aggressive. Starting it off with "listen bitch!" Also just this picture. It's like some kind of Day of the Dead businessman ascending into the heavens with smoke shooting out of his head. (giggles) He's like unleashing godly powers while he's saying, "listen bitch!" Actually you know what? He's probably alone. This is probably the power that they were talking about before. Once you become truly alone, this is what you turn into. You turn into this floral skull monster and you have the ability to float. You're just like roaming around town going to business conventions like, (roaring) Listen bitch! Okay, I think that's enough of the millionaire mindset. I think we got our heads in the right place. I just have one question. When have you ever heard an actual rich person talk like this? I mean, like a really, really rich person. I don't wanna defend Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos. I don't necessarily think they're the best people, but when have you heard them ever say anything like this, like (slow piano music) Women just wanna play you. They wanna play you like a video game and step all over you and shit on you and poop on you. They wanna shit and poop on you. Never do anything you're good at for free. That's right, I forgot about the time Warren Buffett realized he had a really thick butt and started an OnlyFans 'cause he realized you know, you never do something you're good for free. Nobody's seeing that fat cake for free. (upbeat music) Alright, the time has finally come. We got our relationships right, we got our mind right, now let's actually get into making some cash. I found this video from this dude named Jason Capital. He's kinda like a motivational speaker. He does seminars about how to grow your business, how to make more money, how to make connections and stuff like that. So let's check out what advice he's got. It says if you wanna be a millionaire, watch this. - Watch this. This is gonna be fucking crazy. This is gonna be wild. The easiest, fastest way to reset your financial thermostat is to one, stop hanging with broke people and two, start hanging with people who have more money than you. Raise your hand if you know at least five of your friends, not you know, but five of your friends are millionaires. A couple of you. So 90% of this room, not. How many of you wanna be millionaires? 100% wants to be millionaires, only 10% hangs out with a lot of millionaires. - Okay, I get it in order to reset my financial thermostat, which is something that I do want, I have to start hanging out with millionaires. How? Dear Jay Z. I'm coming over for dinner tonight. This is not up for debate. We're friends now, best friends and I would do anything for you. Please Venmo with me $10 million. In 1978 Richard Branson bought Necker Island for $180,000 more than 96% discount off the asking price. In 2006, the island was valued at $60 million, a 33,233% increase over what he paid for it. What an investment! Okay shit, finally some practical advice that we can actually use. I finally understand how to get rich. All we have to do is this. What was it again? Buy an island? Easy. I just have to somehow get an insane 96% discount on an island and still pay $180,000 for it, and then all I have to do after that is wait 20 years and then just like that, I'm rich bitch. Well, guys, I think it's safe to say that we're basically rich now. But what do we do now? We've got all this money, what are we supposed to do with it? Well, luckily, well these accounts aren't necessarily geared towards showing you the rich life. They do occasionally post some motivation, some things that you have to look forward to once you make it. Hi. I have a boyfriend. He works for me. Hi, handsome. Okay, so now that we're the bosses, the big boss boys, that all the women will come crawling to us. (laughing) Fuck! We don't want women crawling to us, do we? What the fuck? this is gonna throw off our grind. All of these are such toxic ways of looking at girls. It's like hey, if you're a really shitty dude, and you don't take care of yourself, don't worry someday when you have a lot of money, that's all girls care about so they'll be crawling all over you. Women like all they want is a rich guy and they'll leave their boyfriends to be with anyone that is above their boyfriend in the hierarchy of the workplace. (erotic music) Huh, fuck my boyfriend's boss? Shit. My boyfriend's manager at Staples 'bout to make me act up. Okay, but if we can't have the girls, at least we can have the cars. Let's check this out. (upbeat music) Wow, what an awesome invention. You know what I've always hated about normal car keys? How you just press it one time and the door unlocks. This just makes so much more sense. It makes so much sense that you would have to tap let's see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine times to open your car door. And once you unlock your car, then you get to go on Instagram or YouTube or you get a call from Elon Musk. Well, guys, I'm pretty proud of what we accomplished today. I think it's safe to say we're all filthy, stinking rich. It's just weird that these accounts exist in the first place without any kind of name attached to them and so many people follow them. 'Cause it's like, if you're gonna take advice about how to get rich, wouldn't you want to take the advice from someone who has done that? And a lot of it is just such simple advice too, like they literally never tell you how to actually take any steps towards building wealth. It's all just like, you gotta break up with your girlfriend, and the grind never stops and never do anything for free. Doesn't make me feel good. But you know what, it does make me feel? Rich. Anyway, speaking of all that, it's time to talk about our sponsor, HelloFresh. So you wanna learn about HelloFresh huh? Too bad get lost loser. Hey guys, don't worry about him. I'll tell you about HelloFresh. Hey guys, today's video is sponsored by HelloFresh. Boy oh boy, do I love HelloFresh, America's number one meal kit. And lemme tell you why. I've personally been using HelloFresh for quite a while now, and it has made a great improvement in my life. I find myself not having to go to the grocery stores often, not having to plan meals as much, not getting stressed out about what I'm eating as much, 'cause I know, at the very least I've got HelloFresh. I've got three meals coming every week. The way it works is every week, you get to choose three meals that they will send you. 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Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)
Published: Fri Sep 25 2020
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