Iconic Interrogation Room Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

you're right he did it but we have no murder weapon no Witnesses and you really didn't find any usable forensic evidence the body was discovered rotting in the pine Barons that had been rained on for weeks and chewed up by Coyotes the only other DNA other than the vix was some bear seamen found in the hair right who found the body hikers you're really going to just blow past the bear SE in detail I imagine a bear mistook the riding corpse for a female of its species and had intercourse with it nothing I've ever seen before it isn't let's get in there start working this guy oh you're going to come in with me I just thought maybe you'd watch from out here you know pull me out when I'm getting too hot call me a loose cannon you know classic Captain stuff Peralta do you know what I miss most about being a detective a good interrogation breaking suspects down talking quietly and then talking real loud looking way and then looking right in their eyes leaning that was amazing okay I know you're in a lot of pain but we don't have any meds here you just got to try not to focus on it can you distract her I got this hey they come out with any new binders recently I don't want to talk about binders Rosa all right that was my big gun she's just going to feel this not necessarily I was just checking to see if there's anything we can do to help and I hate to say it but I think there is oh you think he's going to get me drugs from evidence uh no something way weirder is happening hit it Jeff push it push it push it [Music] I'm definitely distracted you still want to pretend you had nothing to do with this I didn't and she didn't either Trudy Judy is not a car thief Trudy Judy's an angel she's putting herself through nursing school and nurses are the best of our society name one bad nurse nurse ratchet Kathy Bates in misery Nurse Jackie had a pill problem okay damn you got a lot of real good examples off the top of your head you believe me right Jake I mean the fact pattern's not great but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her you trying to get your freak on with my sister what no I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty oh you don't think she's a cutie don't be snoody She's a Beauty but I'm on duty and you're married well yeah but that doesn't rhyme now if you'll excuse me I'm going to hide the old bracelet and win me this Heist don't you mean win us this Heist oh Terrence unfortunately I do [Music] not what the hell sorry sge it had to be this way what the banner only has my name on it it's really all about the banner it unfurls by a voice command but I promise that I will mention both you and Earl Scully in my victory speech wait ears here yeah he helped us with the heist I told that son of a never to show his face in New York again oh why are you running towards the glass you're a dead man room that's not great you're a dead man stre that's much worse so you were just borrowing those cars ask about his bank account ask about his bank account ask him about his account you should ask him about his bank account Captain Santiago broke the glass I've been going at him for 6 hours he won't say a word the guy's a brick wall not to worry sge I'll take it from here hope you boys brought popcorn cuz I'm about to put on a show well well well I hear you don't like answering questions Marcos let's find by me cuz I'm not asking handle fell off gra that nope so looks like we're locked in that's bad news for you cuz you're trapped in here with a psycho has anyone tried it from the outside Lock's broken got to call facilities copy that no rush as I said I got all the time in the worst little warm in here it do you feel any air coming out of that vent I got nothing we got an ETA on facilities at least 45 minutes and they checked all this paint for lead right and the room for bestus I feel like I'm sucking on a tailpipe in here Marcos everybody get away from the mirror come on I can't breathe I can't breathe hey calm down man I'll confess just stop freaking out what I did it I robbed them boom and that's how it's done I was faking the whole thing to break them I could have stayed in here forever good cuz facility is going to be a couple hours we're going to die in here 2 three [Applause] 4 I'm telling you this machine is broken ask me a question is Jay-Z really your favorite artist yes obviously lie see it's busted is it or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swip no Li all right fine she is she makes me feel things she makes all of us feel things look that machine is working just fine why are you being so crazy about this case I wanted to work the toughest case we had had why because it would feel awesome to solve it because a real man doesn't run from a challenge I mean do they run from the Bulls in Pamplona yeah that's the whole point of it seriously that seems lame I don't know why you want to spend the entire weekend at work but I'm going home to my family see you tomorrow Jake fine abandon me I don't want you here anyway that's a lie come on man so do you recognize any of these men I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face but I heard him he was singing along to the music at the bar do you remember what he was singing I think it was that song I Want It That Way Back Street Boys I'm familiar okay number one could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way really okay you are my fire number two keep it going the one [Music] desire number three believe when I say number four I want it that away tell me why Ain but a heart tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake now number five I never want to hear you say I want that way chills literal chills it was number five number five killed my brother oh my God forgot about that part dman never talks first when he's in the Box well Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind guys I really have to get out of here somebody please say something to get it started no and there it is now that I have the upper hand let's get started stupid Tyrion his stupid kids you were the only suspect who did not go out for lunch but if you were eating at your desk how did you not see the perpetrator plant the glitter bomb I wasn't at my desk I was in the break room oh the break room that explains it I guess we're done here now here comes the dilman double back just a double back Oh my he actually said the words what a treat if you were in the break room why was the IP address of your laptop logged into the Wi-Fi on the fifth floor fine there's an empty office there where I go to be alone seems innocent enough why would you lie about that maybe because you were up there assembling a glitter bomb I watching sorry I was watching a soap Barra it's called Drake's Hollow I never miss an episode it's my mother's favorite show and when things were bad between us it was the one thing that we could still talk about oh that's sweet it is kind of sweet sweet enough to fool a lesser detective what I wasn't fooled take her away ah you must be Simon Walker have a seat it says here you were an IT specialist with the board of bed for 10 years well I know my way around to computer that's for sure query what's your favorite Jay-Z song I'm sorry favorite Jay-Z song she's kidding no I'm not what is it I don't know I'm sorry about her what's your experience with cyber security uh well I added uh encryption software but seriously what's your favorite J I don't know Big Pimpin it's Big Pimpin wrong answer friend and that's um how I got involved in you know systems analysis sorry I'm really nervous there's no need to be nervous yeah we're all just calm cool collected oops was that a little sudden what would you say is your biggest weakness as an employee um I'm sorry what was the question again he said what's your biggest weakness as an employee that's just gross I'm sorry I just have a scooch of gingivitis so I'm trying to treat that as best I can sorry you seem disgusted okay here's the first set of Royal babies I rounded up popular costume any of these guys look familiar maybe the third guy baby you mugged me was pretty short you're not supposed to laugh at me number three step forward and say give me your money you stupid bag of crap give me your money you stupid bag of crap now wrong giant baby I still want to know why you got kicked out of Catholic School are you doing drugs worse selling drugs worse how bad could it have been did you burn down a church number three step forward and say the word worse worse this really feels like fi because I was arrested in this Precinct literally a year ago to the day here I brought a toy for the little guy oh thanks that's very nice of you he's so soft your son's really going to enjoy cuddling him want to see me cuddle him I love cuddling well this went South very quickly I consider myself a bit of a merry Poppins oh how so I'm your Nanny I'll slap your fanny slap slap slap your fat little fany yeah it's going to be a no not to be harsh Sarge but you're setting a terrible example for your daughters and they're going to grow up to be total failures you take that back no she's right Jeff your children are doomed where's the plaque for the last time I don't know I've been working here the whole time ask them well actually well we both fell asleep and Jeff's never woke us up coincidence I don't need this you're not going anywhere damn he's trying to get away everyone start panicking can't someone lock the door up losers I have the real plaque Gina of course yes a Charles is engaged you handled this really well Peralta I take back what I said about you being immature apology accepted fart monster okay oh okay yeah this is turning into a live sexx show yeah let's go oh no I wasn't saying it in a bad way Jake [Music] yep although they can't see us Jake yep how long you've been planning this a day a week a year or is this the only reason you joined the force to begin with so you think I became a cop just so I can steal your pie your words not mine no don't tell me why you did it tell him you want me to talk to this picture of your husband look him in the eye and tell him what you did I Didn't Do It Kevin don't you say his name no Terry I'm not mad at you I know you didn't mean to do it you just got hungry and that's the most natural thing in the world I didn't take your pie you're lying if you're so innocent where were you when the pie went missing I was at the grocery store buying Goose feed for nicol's dinner I was getting the oil changed in my bike preparing for my solo Thanksgiving ride I was at the gym aa's birthday Thanksgiving dinner is a high caloric Affair Terry needs to earn that Feast everybody has an Alabama by how convenient so I hope you're comfortable because I will keep you in here all day if necessary we you need the room to question someone about the Red Hook homicide oh no problem we'll be right out we know there was a fourth Bag of Money where' it go we told you dor we never saw it now leave us alone I don't think you get what's happening here this is an interrogation and it's only going to end one way with you telling us everything something funny it's just I don't think you get what's happening here you're locked in a small windowless room with the two of us one hour after lunch oh no want to know what we ate four cheese pizza double cheese with a side of cheesy fries extra cheese and a big old Slice of Cheesecake but Scully you're lactose intolerant yeah this whole room is a dutch [Music] oven

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Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 09 2023