drunk amy | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

two bottles of vodka is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six drink amy six drink amy what does that mean it's the pinnacle of the santiago drunkenness scale one drink amy's a little spacey wait what two drinks loud amy you want to get a cab three drinks amy dance pants poor drink amy is a bit of a pervert okay check it out [Music] and five drink amy is weirdly confident let's do this little man but i've never seen six drink amy maybe she's the one i could actually be friends with aka my sasquatch you ready to party or what i don't mind if i oh whoa dang ugh you're two shots behind linetti amy you got to be glad that holt's here right i mean you're basically in love with him i love him i'm not in love with him but i'm definitely not comfortable being drunk around him james please keep the volume down okay sorry it's two drinks i can't help it that's it i'm cutting myself off so jake messes up and you punish me for it come on amy you're better than that amy you don't have a drink oh no it's okay i don't need the captain's making a toast don't be rude prude okay i guess i'll have one more you're on vacation who's counting i am even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm the trick is you got to be prepared mini cognac lady oh yeah you don't want me up you little bastard more drinks thank you terry's fanny and thank you poseidon great god of the streets [Music] are you wearing a t-shirt i only brought a bikini it seems weird to be in front of the captain a bathing suit got to cover up them bangs yeah fyi you can still see them for your shirt boyle rosa and amy you're up come on get on it and under it bangarang damn sam games you don't want to be around holt in your current state say hello to the most confident woman alive drink number five you are a true friend and a hot little piece goodbye forge rank amy sloppy sicko his name is blair underwood the man that's on the grocery store is blair underwood hey ray it's time for what detectives out of juggle you to give me a promotion and a 40 raise i've been carrying the squad for two years and my back's getting tired yeah excuse me captain hey amy can i talk to you for one second uh you just did burn oh so good so listen i don't think overconfident amy is working out maybe you should go back downstairs oh maybe i should just have another drink get ready america here comes slicks okay that's six drink amy so alone oh no six drink amy isn't fine she's just sad damn it guys this is really bad ames gina you got to see the sasquatch was it everything you dreamt it was the stuff drums are made of can you hold my eyes still till things stop spinning okay let's set you up air easy there oh there you go now drink this entire glass of water you're taking care of me just cause i know you won't remember it nope you like me six drink amy is your friend and and she's gonna be very sick right now okay here's what uh we are all about one free hotel rooms i get to sleep in a bed by myself no wife no kids just terry starfishing on a cow king two a huge hall full of cool police tech last year i got to try out a heat ray three the buffalo pd always throws an insane party last year amy got so drunk she jumped a police horse into the pool ate drink amy is an equestrian and she's real bad at it four hours left i'm down 58 dollars amy where are you at four drinks what's four drinking me again why don't you come over here and find out right horny amy it feels like you should retire that one for the meteorology come over here make me all right there's only one thing left to do drink faster set a bunch of fires throughout the city mine's better no we can do this things seem bleak now but the night is always darkest before the dawn this is shaw's we've had weddings here in funerals shaws is part of our family because that is what we are a family and we're not just amy and rosa and hitchcock and school oh man it's over we need a miracle i'm here kim no how are you here you called me you didn't stop calling me i didn't call you look you left 17 voice mails here's one hoax you got to come save us we need a lie to get you here charles what should i say that i got shot in the face oh and tell him to bring pizza whoa creme hoe we're losing yeah why are you dancing oh i was up to 900 gaming who speaks french and then i heard a girl her what she was trying to say is that she vomited and now she's back down to three drink amy or amy dance pants you know it oh my god hitchcock are you the only person still making sense yeah it's bad you thought you could distract me with a record deal please i'm already represented by my mom god you're a turd well this turd is your best friend's future husband doink hey wait no give that back to me he's gaming on you not for long free shots for everyone [Applause] bye-bye connie tell your mother i said i never loved you and that your whole family is a bunch of friggin oh [Music] never have i ever slept with a guy broken his heart hired him to play at my wedding stole an illegally binding contract from him jumped on a bar dump booze on everyone falling off the bar probably giving myself a concussion and a permanent scar i have ever well it is officially after midnight so i can now say whatever i want uh-oh tonight was awesome and i loved hanging out with you dorks you know the word dork is actually a celtic word meaning lungfish kylie i'm trying so hard i'm feeling a little awkward yeah me too how do we make it not weird i know let's just get super drunk yes great idea pardon me ma'am could you please bring us four kamikaze shots and four for me as well ah i like your style see we can do this we're back on track we're keeping it light and breezy so we broke a rule yeah i hope it wasn't a mistake hope it wasn't a mistake title your sex tape title of our sex tape you

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Id: 1YGm7BpL45Y

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022