Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Best of Halloween Heists

[Music] Halloween it's ice time I thought he had a head start on Heist prep good luck I'm already dressed well I'm also dressed and I made breakfast wait where are my eggs in my belly now get a move on it's Heist time I love Halloween hey Captain hold can you come out everyone's sec [Music] foreign yes I do hit it Royal babies [Music] what no give me my keys will you stop catching me do you have any idea how much I spent on keychains 23 wow that is unbelievably close 22.76 you have five minutes until your deadline and here you are handcuffed to a table in a locked room which is precisely where I planned on being Captain let me tell you a little story you remember when I fell through your ceiling yes that was six hours ago it was I admit a disastrous failure but it gave me the idea for Herman the friendly janitor you met with Herman I commenced The Perfect Crime I caught you as Herman but you didn't catch Rosa come out of there as it turns out our friend Rosa is great at picking locks does not surprise me no me neither of course I had to find a way to get her out of your office without you seeing her so I created a diversion not mistimed perfectly timed so she could Escape unseen what about the pigeons oh the gray pigeons they were a red herring thank you their only purpose was to draw you into the copy room while two members of my team broke into your locked office so now I had a way into your office and an open cabinet all that was left was for the Royal babies to steal your keys yes but you didn't need the keys the cabinet was already unlocked you needed a way into the safe and I got it you were so concerned with getting your keys back you didn't even notice the sergeant steal your phone that's right even the sergeants on my side I then had Charles dust your screen cover for Prince the greasiest smudges revealed the four numbers you used the most the four numbers in your passcode based on your Advanced age I assume that you use the same passcode for everything your phone your email and of course you're safe that would be uh their assumption it was at that point that I bumped into a girl dressed as a sexy robot and we got our flirt on hard what's up what's up Jake Peralta and how was flirting part of the plane oh it wasn't it just ruled and that brings us to 5 minutes ago when they came to your office and told you that I had been arrested I knew she's the only one you would believe because frankly she's usually too lame to take part in these kinds of things and as you walked over here Charles awkwardly stuffed himself through your window and opened your safe we had the four numbers of your code which meant there were 24 possible combinations for Charles to try that could take up to four minutes which is why I really dragged out this explanation I mean really stretched it I don't know if you noticed but there were times where I was like what am I even talking about this isn't a but now four minutes is up which means Boyle is either on the other side of that door holding your metal or I've lost well Captain it seems that Jake isn't the only person you underestimate salutations captain I was wondering per chance if you would like to attend the Opera with me this Eve I'll pass choosing instead to stay in my locked office with my watch still safely on my wrist I had a feeling you might say that thus far I've decided to bring the Opera to you Hitchcock Skully [Music] now Hammer It's Time It's hammer time you're up dagger no need for the somersaults disagree all monitor now luck is passed okay Boyle and only because you insisted I say this it's time to drop a deuce and now the chicken base whoa come on Amy not cool that's a guy or also that's enough Gina look roaches ew Charles kill them with whatever cologne you're wearing oh I can't they're moving too fast I can't kill them it's pandemonium but I turn my tweets into a book all hail the crown of Destiny [Applause] Santiago Queen of the nine nine I believe there's something else you both need to say gladly Amy Santiago is an amazing detective slash genius ringtone on us nope drinks on me years ago Captain Holt asked me to order a plaque that read the ultimate detective's last genius I did it and I ordered three copies in a statue of Tyrese riding a dolphin is that irrelevant to my life yes once I had the plaques I manipulated Captain Hull into choosing boil as his partner all it took was six bottles of dish soap see this is what happens when Jake tries to wash dishes by himself it's like he's helpless without boil yes he is helpless without Bueno and you fell for my trap like a greedy little rat easy yes it was easy and the next phase of my plan a quote-unquote skating accident that you knocked out your two front teeth false teeth fake blood I lost my real teeth at dense birthday party in fourth grade oh you made sure I didn't remember that it was minute five of it's in heaven with Todd Cohen when he bump the wall and the bowling ball fell on my face maybe I just wasn't at that party once I'd fake the skating mishap I swapped out a dummy plaque for the real one then I left to go to the dentist you convince your dentist to help you carry out the rest of the heist no of course not go ahead I came back wearing the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone something so drab and uninspiring feels like it's gonna be a dig on me I wore Amy's clothes there it is this is your doing you and your male prostitute bill is not a male prostitute I don't think that suit is not drab it has a fun salmon lining no Amy it made me invisible and now that I had that power every time one of you stole a plaque I replaced it with a fake and no one had any idea until the Lights Went Out revealing a secret message heists are dumb and we raced in here to blame Terry and you trapped us but how did you know he was gonna say hi sir dumb Terry says that about everything everyone should wear suspenders belts are done people should swim forward the backstroke is dumb 30 grams of fat hummus is dumb and now here you all are locked up behind the glass like a bunch of loser fish I bet you're wondering why I did it because you wanted to win no I had a loftier goal in mind can you do me a favor and tell me what that says right there the ultimate detective slash genius Detective imagine what that word sounds like to someone who's not a detective discriminatory it's worse than segregation too far sorry but I think I've proved a point and that's why we're changing the name of the plaque forever is the ultimate human slash genius thank you hello Jacob hey what are you doing here why aren't you out looking for the belt you and I both know the belt never left the precinct I don't know that nobody knows that I kept thinking how did anyone swap my key and then it hit me they didn't they swapped the safe one of the handmaids I'm assuming fake Charles took my safe and then of Amy deposited a look-alike what did you give fake Charles so he'd help you nothing in fact he gave me something the power of Financial Freedom I invested in a pyramid scheme it's no time to go into it right now okay so while we all tried to figure out who had the real key fake Charles broke into the safe removed the tracker and let Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase my only question is which box is the belt in wow good luck figuring it out because the clock is Tick Tick tocking it's that one no the dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors you see Jake I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you you've lost the ability to surprise me you just plain boring again weird take on a very loving relationship and it's midnight so I guess I'm an amazing human slash genius yeah although you might want to read the inscription on that there built why oh no what does it say Amy Santiago will you marry me surprise that's right me and my teammate Terry won we fooled you all you didn't do it okay well neither did Jordan's teammates but they still got Rings all right fine just tell us how you did it well first for my plan to work it had to happen on a day when I could control everything I couldn't let it be Halloween you faked the gas explosion yeah stupid actors almost blew it what was with that moaning Trent I thought you studied at the Lee Strasburg Institute doesn't mean anything they just take your money oh that is a huge relief I felt so bad about poking that guy's wound to make sure it was real you should still feel bad about that no it was all fake I'm totally absolved continue with your story Sarge I knew you'd suggest the highest as a distraction for my lieutenant exam then all I had to do was sit back and watch as everyone took things way too far but how'd you know we get so out of hand I spent the last six months sewing the seeds of conflict and I am so sick of Jake saying he's the only two-time Halloween Heist winner I can't believe everyone says you're not helpful during the Halloween Heist just because they all think your fingers too big we'll show them thanks for inviting me over for dinner boy that's hugging a real prominent place isn't it not for long I was manipulated sorry Kevin don't apologize don't worry it's his first Heist he needs to learn keep going well after I got everyone acting like maniacs all I had to do was make you feel bad by knocking myself out the banner how did you learn my voice command I didn't have to I sold you the damn thing no but I wanted to unfurl when I say you all suck absolutely because you're doing business with you the pleasure was all mine that's gonna work I spent eighteen hundred dollars on that thing you did Amy stop interrupting Terry's doing his big speech anyway once my fake concussion was on display I created the perfect distraction for my partner to do his job cheddar you duplicitous I've been training cheddar for months wow what a fun improvised song I'm Gonna swap the hoot's words I put a magnetic collar on them from there cheddar followed us all the way to One Police Plaza where he hand delivered the bracelet to me right outside this room wait what about the Lieutenant's exam aren't you supposed to be taking it right now hell no I took that thing weeks ago and I passed I'm already a lieutenant you are that's incredible Lieutenant Jeffords this is amazing I'm so proud of you Terry all right you've overstepped that bill yeah it's weird you're here bill here they come my beautiful blue that's the bunnies what's that nothing I hate them this probably won't even work let's go it's happening put on your head oh pleasure I love disappearing into a roll I'm Argyle James hopford a bachelor buddy who's carrying out a scandalous affair with the local Goose shut up and put on your damn head hello bunnies okay just be cool and blend in Jake who are those bunnies it must be Amy and Charles let's go come on move your ass oh this is still going on was it Terry no was it me wait if you're Terry then that must be [Music] what's up losers this is unfortunate I didn't want to have to reveal it this early reveal what this early my most precious secret my tattoo is that what I think it is Kevin's human head on Cheddar's dog body I asked for a tattoo of Kevin and cheddar I don't know why he combined me it's it's the ultimate distraction [Music] foreign hey what are you doing you can't turn off the lights that are working police precinct right sorry got caught up in my own thing there we go remember to check in with forensics Boyle Larkin I want you working the J Street ax murder oh we're the butcher bimbos nope the butcher base nope detective Boyle and his little butcher buddy oh I like that now that that's been sorted are there any questions yes I have a question Captain Jeffords are you ready for the Halloween Heist what are you doing Peralta last year was the final heist we all agreed it was over ah Terry you Jolly simpleton that was obviously a ruse I mean did you really think I was gonna let Hitchcock win the last Heist that would be crazy Hitchcock it would have been unforgivable that's true it felt wrong I know someone who's in the old janitor which is actually me Deputy Commissioner Raymond Holmes and he's not the only one I'm in two [Music] me too as am I Gina linetti that's right Terry this is happening every year we're in each other's lives forever whether you like it or not so what do you say captain are we doing this what I say is [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Peacock

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Id: Y44_43WJZKc

Length: 15min 51sec (951 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 25 2022