i went on a family trip and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game we're tasting the rainbow means tasting agonizing death it's happy wheels bottle flips have reached a new level of insanity because it's more like playing freaking pinball what the hell is this somehow i have to get a bottle to go up someone's rainbow rectum normally i would say that i'm specifically trying to get it into one of these but honestly any of these i'll be happy with at this point i don't even know what this is how the hell do you even get it up here it doesn't matter cause one way we're gonna make the impossible possible yet again because i'm a master of getting it up see [Applause] that one's mistake i always like to start my yeeting backwards okay i mean it's better than nothing all right you go down the oh i knew i was an alcoholic for a reason okay this is some [ __ ] okay this is starting to get out of hand i've got a sufficient blockage right now in the okay i mean i guess i'll try and get one down below i still don't know how the hell i'm supposed to do this wow it doesn't even feel like an accomplishment feels like one of those self-parking cars although considering the south park and cars are killing a bunch of people i guess i should feel fairly accomplished here all right i've only got four more bottles before the white files for divorce we better get there [Music] yes god happy wheels is the only game where you can win by shoving a bottle up someone's ass i had to get wow too i decided okay what do you think would you give me that bottle flip for boss i've started on the quest to just see what other stupidity i can do here i feel like i've gone too far ah what what the hell got it i also got this one i don't even know what to say about this all right let me see if i can get my arm in one of these ready yeah my arm almost got into the wind i don't even know why i'm trying for impossible anymore look at this yes it doesn't count on the gray still place channel unless you get a win with your severed arm finally my goal is complete well this is this is called grace still plays bottle run good to see things are starting off on a positive note at this point i have a i have a choice to make do i tell my son that santa isn't real or that santa is being turned into a fleshy meatball onward to the bottle run little child [Music] oh my god what the hell kind of bottle one is this all right satan's bottle run there's a certain finesse my daughter has to experience exploding over and over again what is this board this is really long don't worry little child okay you can start worrying now we can do this okay maybe my top half can do this who made this bottle run was it satan [Music] damn it how many times do i have to tell my dismembered foot not to sit so close to the damn tv this is called gray still plays pain circuit what the what the hell was that that just rolled under me was that the moon oh this level's gonna be a treat all right there goes my child all right get out of the way of all those is that a man's heart that was flying through the air yes it was just gonna climb over the stop sign get down here bounce off that there we have it oh [ __ ] is there a way to win this or does it just matter where my organs end up how'd you end up here if grace still plays [ __ ] all right little tom prepare yourself we're doing this together okay maybe we're not maybe we're not aha who's in control now oh there goes my son i have died in ways on this board that i wasn't even sure was possible all right with no arms we're much lighter with no head and no lower abdomen we're also much lighter there's rockets too you know what maybe i'm doing this the wrong way [Laughter] sucker oh my god well oh a little donut decided to roll over my son and maya's organs that's nice okay i thought i was the smartest and i kind of sort of was i just have to move a lot faster come with me tom don't you touch my son okay i think i know how to beat that thing okay go down here get to the end but let it roll over us indiana jones style see it would have totally worked take one for the team tom nice it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll i did it finally damn it i was five seconds away from a perfect time welcome to a gray still plays board of lies while my foot is attempting to dislocate from my entire body let me show you the lack of truth that awaits us all do you win you lose first job is to get fired out of the cannon full flip bounce off land in the colon now this board you have to do it with no arms if you do it with arms it's not good enough hey maybe seeing yourself but great isn't it a pain in the ass to do it with no arms yes i'm finding that out now you got to do a tuck and roll here here we go you don't want to land on your head otherwise you lose it all right go face first right through here do the triple flip axle through the air okay but we're still all right as long as uh it's just like a dollar as long as 55 of your body makes it to the end you went from way up top she's got him in a in a downward dog and there it is hey nixon how does my heart ventricles taste do you enjoy using my brain as a stress ball chased by cannibals you must jump off of the cliff and make your way down blizzard falls okay blizzard falls isn't too bad oh blizzard falls is a lot worse than i thought i'm coming for you blizzard falls oh went up my ass went up my ass okay this is fine my my pogo stick is saving me all right pogo stick now i need you to lift me up this spike that's it very slowly just like that remember the time pogo stick that you and i were together alone oh okay this is fine i can use the pogo stick to slow my descent i'll never leave you pogo stick they can't separate us oh i can legit slide down this by pogoing i don't care how long this takes i'm not letting go of my pogo stick no pogo stick [Music] i'm not gonna lie this hurts a lot more than it looks i am pooping blood okay i just lost my helmet bounce off that stick close to the wall watch your head watch your head leave your body [Music] got it anytime i see a harpoon run my heart begins to palpitate what kind of harpoon run are we talking about that kind of harpoon right huh all right deflection nice lands it dodges 30 more of those what the [ __ ] okay epic deflection well this sucks i've gotta harpoon up my balls and that's the winner look 50 of my son made it too normally you use colors for the educational purposes of children here we use colors for death oh all i did was hit that guy in the shin that axe didn't do anything it kicked that guy like a third grader let's try a little bit better here really can i at least have one axe did that act hit that guy in the balls ah a free fall how i love these now this isn't that hard oh yep oh [ __ ] there goes one of my arms all you okay there goes the other arm and both of my feet but we still won this is called bottle run pro how bodily runish is this bottle run oh you gotta jump huh so this is called how far can you get if you get a distance of 390 or more you're a happy wheels god sounds like our kind of game all right tuck and roll [Music] damn it 310. all right let's try the face leap and then from there lose a limb that lightens the body quite a bit 380 we're almost there yes okay that was good we got a full bounce on that one [Music] all right i just threw my legs that time to see how far they would go all right now if i if i i've gotten rid of most of my limbs okay now i've gotten rid of that part of me too so with just this little bit if we use just this we should be able to get big distance all right and i just i need to put my body on this at just the right time though this may look weird i'm actually using my arm as a lever oh god okay i got rid of even more of my body so we're extra late now all right now i know this seems like i'm putting myself through a lot of pain but you have to approach happy wheels problems with an open mind step one get rid of the legs okay here we go 400 i want to see just how far my head could get 4 30. this is called the impossible level is it truly impossible well there goes my heart okay all right now i see why it's a little difficult all right got rid of one of the [Music] go ahead keep shooting i can i can take them all day baby all you got now i just need to let go of this and fall right on the winning circle [Music] um okay i think i'm going about this the wrong way what you gotta do is just nudge nice okay we got good distance there wait for it wait for it okay those harpoons are gonna be a pain in my ass [Music] impossible you say you always have to lead with your anus that's how you beat these games hello greg my name is benson i'm 12 years old i've been watching you for about a year and i was introduced by my friend damian it would make his day if you say hello to him hello damian i made this level to thank you for making all of our sucky school days better this is the thanks i get huh okay oh sh so if i go off this way do i die or is it a secret path i feel like this just led me to my death okay fall down here go through here die it's okay though i can protect my children with my body i said i would protect my children but all of my children died and i'm fine oh i love sweet agony not yet not yet and now got it [Music] all right dodge all the explosions pass through here rip my son's leg off is grace still plays the best no oh i shouldn't pick no oh god cynthia oh there's my son's head i don't care what it takes i'm still picking no i'm just going to send him as a sacrificial all right hello can i come on i know there's more crossbows down there come on come on come on there we go blocked blocked blocked blocked blocked oh my arm oh my body come on mom you're still alive you can do this put that yoga to work okay that may be a little bit too much yoga oh lord in heaven mommy come back gal the way mom i'm completing this level without you i'm gonna get one of my people to the end on the no side i don't care what it takes only need one arm to do this oh there's actually no ending there happy wheel still demands a sacrifice yay i think this was an educational experience for pretty much everyone anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: 8g69U_wP8xc

Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020