i completed an impossible bottle run challenge and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to experience what it's like to be pooped out of a giant human-sized colon it's happy wheels i don't really know what to say this is new and exciting you have to oh god you have to wriggle yourself down this intestinal tract here this is what happens when you uh get a blockage this is why you need to eat plenty of fiber come on push push oh my foot damn it if only you could help it come out this way this is actually a great teaching aid they should use this in school this is what happens if you don't eat your vegetables i'm actually gonna keep my leg with me while we traverse this it's like my trophy see i'm holding up the stanley cup we did it all right just kind of slide down the bowel here lost my other leg but it's okay still got both arms after all and you go ahead into the cannon and this is the part where you get fecalized out yay and that is a visual representation of what eating taco bell is like gray if you happen to stumble upon this level i'd like you to know that you are the one and only thing that brightens up my day when i'm sad i get the feeling that people are starting to make levels specifically to make me sad i noticed over time they're starting to get more and more oh my god i was gonna say they're starting to get more and more difficult what am i supposed to do here all right little children if it looks like your mom is in trouble jump in the way of the spikes yeah that my daughter got the furthest all right little tom you're gonna be the first one give it a go buddy okay that didn't work my daughter's making it yes i did it i wasn't sure if i could do it with the mother but i got it all i had to do was ride the bike it's actually kind of tough because if you ride the bike normally here watch hold on you always get your head caught on the spike so you have to kind of angle it there we go i just wanted to get the actual victory instead of having the woman barely touch the bottom okay [Music] this board looks like it's gonna be a pain in my ass so this is an obstacle course and apparently it talks to you the whole way through screw your child great why does it look like my left arm is lower than my right arm my left arm is ripped off isn't it parkour is coming up don't die i don't know if you realize this i was made to parkour [Music] let me go ahead and watch where my uh my organ lands to see it kind of gives you a little lay of the land here sorry oh i was gonna say i'm gonna keep my son alive but i screwed that up at least my son's leg is with me always it's on the bike like a hood ornament i'm gonna kick this level's ass i just lost the leg [Music] no come back get on the bike oh oh what the holy hell i oh no i figured out how to screw over half of the level i have to make this work come on guess you can ramp off it hell yes screw you level you can't stop me this is farther than i've ever made it but where does it end oh really come on baby we only need one arm where we're going uh let's go for some change of scenery does it involve crossbows it involves crossbows doesn't it i love how my guy's head banging to his own internal rock music he's like i'm the best do it oh i mean so far so good see you in part two does that mean i win yeah really i like how the only way to win in this level is to lose this is a bottle run where you're not supposed to complete it with your child little tom hardy and i do everything together there is no bottle run that i cannot defeat all right this one's getting kind of close hell yes this level is called impossible however there's one thing that this level has not thought of i am prepared to sacrifice everything to win okay that hurt a lot more than i thought it would oh [ __ ] it's throwing out like a hundred harpoons all right there's definitely a way hold on i'm still alive okay my my daughter is dead now though i like how my bike is still driving because one of my feet is on it oh that's why it tries to say you can't win all right little yiddish sucker [Music] this is called impossible new idea what's so impossible about it i'd like to mention right now that i am currently licking my own belly button i never thought i could get my head there okay this is gonna be a pain in my ass there has to be a way to do this maybe if i go feet first come on baby all right slow down slow down slow down impossible you say all feet are are a weakness i need them not to defeat a board like this i've been pogoing for like three minutes waiting for some random land mine to shoot at my head huh santa's going for the superplex on the car this board is called choose your death all right what deaths do we have i mean i've i've fallen down plenty of spike falls before that seems pretty normal actually what's going on down there were those landmines only one way to find out they were not landmines well that was fun i'm going to be picking rockets out of my anus for the next 20 years they don't even want to say what this is now i'm concerned i'm concerned and violently intrigued let us fall together ah my leg this is called very long jet run oh god how long is it it's pretty long there is no way in hell we are not completing this level don't worry little tom okay maybe you should worry a little bit damn it your foot got in my way this level is really long come on baby keep pedaling keep pedaling don't pedal too fast yes yes no yes now you might say that my son was not able to see this ending with me but doesn't the head still function a couple of seconds after it's removed from the body so i'm pretty sure we're fine any time that i see something that is specifically mentioned to be impossible i have to try it now what you gotta do is wriggle your body okay through the areas of balls like that doesn't really seem like that big of a problem so far i think realistically one of the things about this is i've been juggling balls for years not not because of you know what i mean i played basketball whoop got it great we're now mixing two horrible things together bottle runs and harpoon runs all at once hold on to your failing education system tom we're going for a ride that didn't work out so well this is working out well though this is one of those bottle flips that has something i haven't seen yet and so i have to try it the greatest of mankind click if you're amazing what happens if you're amazing i feel like that's not good enough i got okay and king okay i've got to become the greatest of mankind what the hell is this that is some professional meat eating if i ever did see it so damn close all right maybe i can just hold on i can just lay it on top of the other one what how out of all the places this ridiculousness happened it had to happen in noob well this is interesting okay we're this is like the the idea here you gotta put this down so that you get a little bit more surface area to land on well that was a gigantic pain in the ass it's not a day until you have to defeat the matrix was there even a juvenile that was coming at me okay look at this deflection deflection now i may have taken a couple of spears in the stomach but i'm still alive grab the harpoon and wait three seconds oh piss let's try that again all right i grabbed it with my head okay we've got the harpoon wait three seconds things are looking good just gotta drop all right come on baby and swing oh my arm that's okay we're gonna make it okay i just wanted to get to the end but not fall off the platform can you survive the plane crash first thing you gotta do is hold on to your seat so far so good actually no one's falling out of the entire plane oh everyone's holding on to their seat i have saved everyone on the plane all at once this is incredible thank me you bastards thank your savior so if none of us fall out of the plane then this board never ends does it i have to die in order to get out of here very well goodbye everyone and sweet dreams i'm not gonna lie i love these elevator ones let me use you as a body pillow all right i just gotta swim my way over to these ladies i did it i'm alive i'm also using this brain as a posturepedic pillow it's not the wwe until someone loses a leg perfect you may be asking yourself but gray how did that maneuver hurt this man well you see my my calf has completely penetrated his entire throat and now my leg is walking him right off the board welcome everyone to death ball survival which is it's kind of weird because these two words are not really synonyms little tom hardy and i have constructed a gigantic circle made out of old car batteries now we will use it to destroy all of those who oppose us now this is all about balance here see and luckily when it comes to balance i'm like a freaking juggernaut okay oh oh god oh my son just lost his head but it's okay i won so many times even my son's head made it to the end it made it to the end last but it did make it to the end well i think i may have found the most screwed up bottle flip ever created i wonder who had a hand in this why did one of my legs just blow up this is the only bottle flip when there's places such as bud light and tom let's do this all right i've unlocked little tom hardy now i just have to pitch his ass get ready for it and not forward but backward into the wow oh i still have his leg too all right let's see where i can get this foot damn it's lodged in the lower back there we go all right one two three hell yes got me extra bottles so uh you landed here two times at least i got this over here just once somehow it's balancing on like half of the cap come on tom get in there all right hold on i need to i just lost an arm i need to get impossible damn it it's so hard when one of your arms is just hanging on by a thread like a literal thread all right tom come here come here buddy and get up there some say it's impossible but i say if you if you jerk it hard enough oh god i did it i ripped my entire body in half to do it but i did it damn it got the gray still place you're safe for now all right i'm going for the win with the foot yes [Music] this bottle throw is so magical okay i had to survive this this time all right we're going to slowly move our way down here [Music] i didn't think it would come up quite so high wait i'm still alive all i have to do is slide down this shaft ow get out very slowly i can use my nose look i can use my nose to make oh god go yes i bottle flipped two bottles and tom hardy inside of the tom hardy area wow yes i finally got the florida man [Music] yeah get in the impossible get in there good enough are you serious right now triple bottle flip come on top we're doing this together here we go yes it's gonna work [Laughter] this is called the gray still plays light challenge you have to grab these just enough to fall in a tiny little area where you're allowed to survive uh and not get decapitated on the way down okay all those years of gymnastics and by gymnastics i mean the one time i watched step it up right just kind of ricochet and out all right it's that last fall that i need to watch for right here grab it swing nope i'm like a ninja i'm like it yeah why okay i'm like a less explosive ninja got it and the heart goes wild you have to escape the box what happens if you don't escape the box ow okay get out of the box okay get out of the box no all right maybe if i maybe if i fold myself down just gotta got got it got it okay oh i was really getting tired of the sword enema although i guess it makes sense considering we started off doing the old colon blow stage anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: fyNKWzq3ULc

Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020