-All right.
We're checking out the only game that has a points category of specifically
how many times you've broken your skull. It's Stickman Fall Legends. So, this is probably the most ridiculous
Stickman game ever. Besides having
more levels than anything, it has the most important thing
I've ever found. A stat bar that shows you exactly how many times
you've broken each of your bones, including your spine and head. Max bone break, seven. Rookie numbers. And so, as usual, our job is to find
a way to get infinite points. And the beginning here, it's always good to enjoy a lovely, gigantic saw up the rectum. I love how getting my spine
punched out of my butt. Gives me a 10% toward a skateboard. I love saw blades. Oh, cool. [chuckles] Well, apparently
you can get various bonuses too if you get tortured the longest. I found that going in headfirst is
definitely the way to approach this board. All right. Uh, fantastic example
of both speed and agility. All right we're beating the Max score
pretty much every time. I love how the background looks like
the ghosts of the damned. How high does this bonus go? I want my skateboard. Give me all of the pain. All right. A completely controlled
front flip right there. I love that as you get beaten
to death in this game, human strawberries
fly out of your body. That's right. My blood type is Smucker's Jelly. [laughs] I haven't been down here yet. Looks very sadistic. Now you can also buy stuff
to put in all of the different places, as you would imagine. Little boxing glove down here,
because why not? Actually, I-I guess I could put
boxing gloves everywhere now. All right boxing glove, I'm coming.
You know what to do. I don't know where it is over here. Never mind I found it.
There goes my leg. [groans] Oh, God. Yes, raise me back up to heaven. Not gonna lie,
that was a good purchase. [screams] Oh, thank you. This is not a skateboard. It's like the undercarriage
of a pickup truck. This is beyond longboard. What are the different ways
can I lay on this? Ah, deadly and deadlier. You know what? Sure, whatever. It's a fast skateboard. [groans] My skateboard is inside of my neck. I think laying on the skateboard is definitely the smartest way
to approach this. -Nope.
-All right. I was wrong. All right. Maybe if we lay down on it
and we go really slow. I don't want the front of this-- Okay. I guess, I'll just eat that ledge. Okay. Really slow. There we are. Yes. Good, and eject. Perfect. Yeah. There it is, baby. [groans] Okay. And bounce and get punched. I think we're ready to buy a new level
such as shark jaws. Well, this looks awful. Ooh, a saw for 15,000. All right, we'll get there. Grab this totally safe skateboard. Head on down. Totally missed the area
where I could have-- My leg just fell off. Why? Oh, God, this is amazing. This is a fantastic level. Oh, this is a controlled fall. If I've ever-- [groans] There's not very much left of me. How am I get--
Why is it counting down? I still had plenty of death to undergo. The best score is right. Jump. Yeah. See,
the more I get hit by this thing, the more I can pack on the points. I definitely need a saw down here. Oh, hi, Mr. Wheel. Don't mind if I use you as a pillow? It's been a tough day
of getting brutalized. Oh, oh, oh, God. [music] Come on.
Oh. Oh, gimme the infinite points. Oh, no, no. Where's the rest of me. Well, that ain't good. This-this is what
the game has decided to center on. This one sad piece of me. Ooh, new best score. Okay. I should have enough money now
to buy the steam, so we can start getting underway
for more stupidity, right? Yeah, gimme, uh, gimme the steam. Yeah. Put that in there. This is a fantastic idea. Ow. Oh, there goes one leg. Didn't need it. On the plus side, I am a lefty. So, as long as I have my left leg,
I'll be okay. Let me just go ahead
and chew on one of my limb pieces here. It's a great source of protein
as a stick man. Oh, God. There goes the other leg. Rise. Rise for the pain. Oh. This wheel just saved my life. Although apparently there's still-- Oh, it's to my other half. There has to be a way though, to effectively cheat the system. Usually, you can get stuck
inside of one of the objects and abuse everything that way. Although this is turning out
to be pretty good, because this sitting against the wall allows me to keep leaning against it. That's it, yeah, keep going,
keep, we're not done yet. I want at least 40 000 points
on this board. Come on. There you go. What a champion, 49 000. Oh, this might be able to go all day. Yes. Oh, God, I love it. I think we may have found
our very first infinite point glitch. For real, it's still going. The only thing that can stop this is
if my body gets ripped in half, because then I won't be long enough
to hit the steam. Yeah, keep-keep massaging my groin,
but don't rip me in half. -One Eternity Later. -After this, we're gonna have to see
what our stats are for the bone breaking. I had to stop,
because I want to see other levels. See, now we're up to 155 head breaks. This is called Saw's Hole. Besides sounding
amazingly inappropriate, it also has an area
to put down the steam which should once again
allow us to almost infinitely be cut up by the saws. Okay. so, I need something over here. I've got to, like, get my skateboard
over on the right somehow. There it is. There.
Good, good, good. Yeah, yeah. -Nope.
-Oh, no. It needs to lean against the wall going this way. If I can get like stuck
inside of one of the saws as well, that would work good. I don't know what this is. Don't ask. I just wanted to see if it was,
you know, more durable
than my traditional stick figure. Yes, rest. Rest upon the saw blades of destiny. All right,
we definitely need a new board. Oh, this looks awful. All right, we've got steam,
we've got a complete lack of-- Oh, there's arrows in this too. I get a trial for an airplane. I don't know
if it flies or if it just-- Oh, it does. Whoa. Ah, part of the plane
is stuck in my pelvis. Ah, it's like
permanently inside of me. This is- this is fantastic. Oh, no. All right, I'm right
in the middle of most of the arrows, so that wasn't too bad. So, um, it's not infinite points, but I have found another way
to just glitch the character and just have him stuck
in this limbo for all eternity. Look at it. Okay this one's, kind of, awesome. So, what you-
what you're trying to do is get punched by that boxing glove, so that you can fly up
into that top blade up there, and that pretty much
starts the stupidity. Let me just go ahead
and roll myself back down here. [groans] Yeah, give it to me. Enter the big saw. Come on, no. I mean, this is fine too, I guess. [groans] And up, and down. All right, if I go slower-- Okay, that was a punch,
but I didn't get up high enough. A little faster. I'm not gonna be happy
until I get to that. Come on. All right, I touched the big saw. That's good. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, keep it going. Keep it going. Okay, yes, rest on top of the saw. I think the thing
that really scares me is, there's, like, 50 more boards. Okay, it's a good punch. Oh, my head is inside of my foot. This is interesting. Oh, my head is now out of my foot, Ah, Mr. Wheel we meet again. [groans] Oh, sweet, it's not just ninja stars. They're explosive ninja stars. Ah, yeah. Mm. Uh-huh. I almost made it completely
out of the board. -I've got a wooden horse now.
-Woo. -I feel like-- [chuckles] Yeah, this seems great. I can imagine this horse
trying out for this event and, you know, I look at its, uh, its resume. And the horse is like,
"I know only pain." Yeah, you're-you're perfect. What is exploding? All right, horse, it's-- I was gonna say, it's you and me. Now, it's just me. All right,
we've got a new personal best. I'm keeping this horse's head with me. Never mind. The horse's head
has been removed from my grip. This is called Floating Points. Part of my horse was inside
of my intestinal tract, I'm pretty sure. All right, a million arrows, bounce off the bottom, get juggled by the blades. So, I need something over here
to put me back onto the blades. All right, the saw goes this way. Give myself a missile on my back. All right, this looks good. Here we go. I'm sure you'll be fine horse. Uh, use the kit,
because I've already screwed myself over. Hopefully, I can land
inside of the death punch. Nope. No, I'm just gonna eject there. Yeah. Oh, there's a magical part
of this horse. Deep inside of my ankle. [chuckles] Use the kit. Uh, [laughs], uh,
there's a little piece of me. It's just stuck
inside of the grinder. [?] [screams] I told you. I'm actually screwed. I-I don't know
how to get out of this now. I'm just gonna let it roll
and take my cash. Uh, uh, I think I might be able
to leave like the entire board here. I'm definitely outside of the board. All right, eject. Nice. Oh, yeah. All right, don't use the kit yet. Not yet. Now. There we go. Perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good. That's perfect. Oh, this is interesting,
because I- because my momentum wasn't going that way, I'm just floating for all eternity. Well, I've maxed out the bone breaking. I guess, now I can-- All right. Okay. All right. Good. Yep. I was gonna say, "I guess,
now I can max out my air time." I just kicked myself in the face. Oh, God. Look at me
dancing through the air, like a violent, depressed porcupine.
[laughs] All right.
Wanna see if I can get higher. -Nope.
-Then I-- All right, maybe not. God, the explosives really keep you
out of whatever's up there. Welcome to this. It's called Up and Down. This is probably the most ridiculous thing
I've ever seen in a stick figure game. All right.
Let's get into our proper riding position. Throw a missile on my back, and we're ready to go. All right.
So, it starts off pretty easy. You get punched a couple of times. Now, I am riding the fist effectively, and then [groans] [laughs] Where's the rest of my body? Oh, there it is. Oh, bye. Wow. That one little area
is just absolutely brutal. Look at the score
you can get from it though. Oh, a part of my body
is inside of the wall. That means infinite [laughs] points. No, I'm serious.
I'm just still randomly getting points. Well, needless to say,
I've gotten a new high score. Oh, wow. Uh, I guess, this is the part
of my body that will follow. I still need to get up here. Like, I haven't even been up there yet,
and we've already at this spo- this score. I don't even know
what part of me has the kit. I guess, I'll go ahead and use it
just because I can. Oh, here we go. Come on, come on. Come on, go, go. Yes. [laughs] Back to the beginning. Sometimes I like to sit here and watch my score total go up for no reason. So, this board is called
slot machi-- [laughs]. This board is called Slot Machine. I was gonna say it's so incredible and shouldn't be that hard to find a way
to get myself stuck infinitely. Now my dude is just going
to get his face used as a speed bag for all eternity. How do I get myself
into [chuckles] these positions? This position probably
looks like it hurts. I'm here to tell you it does.
[groans] Give me that points. Yeah. More. More. Oh, we're not done yet. Get back up there. Each backflip is worth
quite a bit of points too. I'm glad I found a way
to effectively back-flip now forever. Well, at this point
I've gotten so many points. I think it's safe to say
that my job is done. And I'm happy to say that
I broke my head more than my spine. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoy this episode Stick- Fall Legends
or whatever it's called. Until the next time. Stay Foxy and much love. [chuckles]
