i became a terrible child and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where the family that flies together dies together it's happy wheels so as delicious strawberry jam leaks from my body onto the swords over there i'm gonna mention that our last couple of episodes have focused on parents being terrible but today the children will get their just revenge effectively i'm gonna be looking for boards where the children get to be the stars of the show of course being the star of the show and happy wheels is usually a bad idea wait for it now i thought that little tom hardy was gonna be fine until that random piece of bike landed on his head all right we gotta do it earlier right about okay maybe not that early now this is it this is it this is the one no we're not stopping until we get this how many family members must pay that looks good okay my leg technically touched the ground hell yes finally and you know kind of sort of i was gonna say both members of the family survived until the bicycle knocked out all of our organs i'm sorry youtube those weren't organs that went flying out of the bodies uh those were frozen turkeys and my son and i just came from the store with butterball turkeys that looked a lot like lungs all right boys we're in the number one bmx stunt race right here little tom hardy's in the back seat how you doing there little tom he's like i wanna go home don't worry young child you're gonna go home all right all right now if all possible i would like to see if we could kill the father but keep the sun alive ready going for the neck break wow um okay i didn't really expect the entire family to fall apart like that that was like taking a lego tie fighter and slamming it onto a ceramic floor tile all right let's try a little bit less depth there okay he's lost his helmet that's super important and the back flip by going for the front flip now nice okay now only on the front the front wheel unfortunately the father still survived that's right we'll get rid of him the old-fashioned way jump you can do this i feel like i i succeeded and failed at the same time because while the bike did land on the father tom is actually wearing his shoes but his feet aren't in them anymore there's no child in this one but i'm doing it because i can all you have to do is don't get hit by any of the damage i was gonna say don't get it by any of the harpoons i'm always up for a challenge and my ass is super meaty i've been penetrated by about 500 harpoons i still made it all right tom show your dad that you have your independence you don't need him to be successful hell yes now i will ride this thing to victory made it now the name of that board may look like it's called the timmy destroyer 9000 but it was actually all about uh becoming a young man what it's like to no longer have to rely on your father as he dumps you into a freaking cannon thanks dad you prick okay little kimberly [Music] all right well maybe maybe just mom and your your brother will do this all right hardest spike fall ever created go we got it we got it mommy's not gonna make it live on little child yes this is probably the best example of nurturing a future leonidas i've ever seen my son will go on remembering the sacrifice that his sister had given him as well as his mother i'm the bestest the purpose of this particular board is to kill billy or is it billy has escaped find his secret base all right i just want to take a take a little bit off the top there we go wow i don't think i've ever seen so many headshots in a game ever i think i might actually get to cause like billy ception here hold on let me try something hey nope there's a wall there gonna be fine all right go across this no big deal protect my son with my father billy only got one harpoon up the ass he'll be all right i feel like this is a really good talk that i could have with him like when i was your age i used to have tons of harpoons up my ass and that folks is why you always eat your goddamn vegetables i feel kind of bad because i saved billy only to kill billy it's not happy wheels without going from the top rope at least once hell yes i will win this matchup my flutter kicking ass will land on top of your head so that three count may happen this poor guy's head is chilling out over here he's like ah it smells like mushroom soup this is interesting so instead of throwing swords and hitting humans you're throwing humans and hitting swords got two for oner so wait a second does this mean i saved the rest of the children hold on that one sword didn't fall all the way i feel kind of bad about this but there we go poor little legolas he's over here he's like it doesn't feel like a victory it's not an episode that gives the children a chance to shine until there's a bottle all right little tom hardy let me show you why alcoholism is bad oh that didn't last very long yes yet no maybe we need less weight we're doing it we're doing it no we're the goddamn pumpkin i felt really bad because i basically had to like feed my child to man eating watermelon come on little tom hardy i didn't raise a quitter we're not giving up until we beat it yes no i like how his foot is like permanently implanted in my ass all right you gotta massage the bottles massage them don't massage them with your teeth come on yes i got all the way to the end and then we turned into a bunch of hash browns against the wall god it was like the bodies of father and son turned into human cream of wheat whatever i still call it a victory this is an instance where you get to grab the harpoon i'm not gonna lie i just i've never had the opportunity to win a level because i okay sir could you um could you do me a favor and get your brain out of my groin please it's very uncomfortable okay so here's the plan in order to win this you have to only kill the mother and father but not any of the children i've been practicing shucking my familial obligations for a while now watch this sword toss damn it i managed to kill every single person but the parents in one single throw okay let's let me try that again only with a little bit less failure damn it get there i know it kind of looks like i'm aiming for the kids i'm really not kids are the stars of the show okay that was actually i was gonna say that was an even better throw than i had anticipated i can do this sally i am so sorry for the trauma that have no doubt undergone okay mom i need you to do your best impersonation of a unicorn [Music] [Applause] i wanted to do it just to do it i wanted to see if i could legitimately only kill the parents and leave everyone else alive and i finally got it family don't easy my ass this is called family fun house i feel like different people have different ideas of fun it's not too often that i get beaten to death by my own child's brain okay the idea here is you need to keep all of the children alive now if you go too far out the back that happens if you go to out the front that happens all right little sally you may have lost one leg but mommy's here to tell you that leg will grow back let's do this okay now but both the legs will grow back it'll be fine good world man oh no don't touch me protect me legolas technically he did protect us okay that one might not be that one might not protect us huh my heart just got hit like a golf ball by a huge swinging pendulum how the hell am i supposed to keep all my children alive all right put it on the bike i think i think we can make this work no no sally's starting to fall down the pit no child pedal child don't don't do it no damn it it's okay it'll be okay [Music] all right maybe i'm going too slow maybe that's the problem all right we're doing this at full speed go go go go no my daughter she got all the way to the end why would you do this to her all right got past the area with the okay that was cool or not i was gonna say i basically used the chair to stop all of these little heat seeking mines all right wait wait for them to go off sweet hopefully the leg will protect my son it didn't right but my daughter still lives on all right throw him into the path okay nice those all explode now we have to watch and make sure that we don't get hit by the gigantic ball over here stay nice and close nice and close good good good nice watch the back of the head climb over this okay i mom gave up a leg but she's alright she gave up two legs sally you're the last one left you can do this oh sh [Music] jump little girl all right throw him on top of all those nice all right kids no one's dying today we're all going home all right very slowly go down this slow slop my daughter still lives she can be the one very slow very slow slow slow wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it not yet not yet not yet not yet not yet damn it we've got this we're gonna do it it's gonna work oh hell come on baby win this for mommy do it full speed ahead damn the torpedo [Music] got it finally [Music] wow i mean parts of my children managed to experience the family joy with me i think that that's enough bonding for one day anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels i'm gonna go ahead and let this pulsating piece of tube continue to massage my internal organs until the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 3,289,178

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Id: WMoRlry7SdA

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 31 2020