-Alright. We're checking out
the only game where being a successful human
is rewarded by death by toilet. It's Happy Wheels.
Oh, I'm a noob. There's also an area that says Gray is God and one that doesn't really
show me anything. I have a feeling that I'm going to die
if I go there. Do it.
Okay. Crap.
Do it again. I'm bad. If I don't get killed
by a toilet it's not a succe-- Jesus-- It's not a success. Yep. Ooh, what the hell. Come on. Be myself they said. You know what being myself has gotten me? Agony. Right. Now at least I can't throw
any more bottles down there. Oh my God, why? I'd like to mention before
I died I did get medium. I'm not stopping until I get Gray is God. I want to know how difficult
it is in fact to be God. MLG times two. I don't really know
what the second MLG gets me. Is it like a buy one get one, free? 50% off MLGs. Maybe it's like an MLG supreme. It's got twice as much MLG filling. Oh, I got poor. And I failed three times in a row. Oh, oh, no. Are you kidding me? Get in there. Go. No. Oh, I got I don't know. This one's gonna be a pain in my ass,
isn't it? All right, you know what?
Let's go a little bit over here for a couple of times. Maybe my blood pressure-- I was trying to say maybe
my blood pressure will go down. I want to know
what's in the-the hidden area too. Hold on.
If I can just-- Goddammit. How many more EZ's? Oh, it's almost there.
I almost got it. No. What? Come on.
Mustard. I got a slightly more MLG. I-I-I hate myself. Ooh, they're fancy colored cokes. Oh what the hell?
I was in the box for a second. I didn't know you could get in the box. Hey, 50% impossible. Uh, I got the Gray is God
but it's not standing. Let me in. Let me in. Oh. Oh. No. Yes. Oh, oh, oh. I ca- I can't even die
because my leg's broken. No. Oh, look at the I don't know area. Look at that insanity. Tell me that's not amazing. There we go.
Yeah. Oh, come on. I just gotta wiggle myself down
to the death by toilet. This is one of my big wins. Yay. I didn't actually die.
What a bunch of lies? I am not satisfied until
I die to these toilets. I want my money's worth. Yay. Yes. Finally. Now that I've got I'm going to give it
back immediately because if I kept it for too long,
we would all probably die. This is ca-- Ow, this is called escape Florida Man. It says, "Can you escape
Florida Man's prison?" There are three ends. Can you find them all? Yes. I'm sorry son, I'm leaving you behind.
I'm taking this watermelon. This watermelon never talks back to me. Here we go.
And, come on. There we have it. Yay. I lost my helmet.
I could have died. Actually, my head probably
would've exploded but the watermelon saved me. I knew that adopting this watermelon
would be a good choice as a parent. All right, now, obviously,
there's an end this way. I just have to drive
over this Florida Man. Here we go. Oh. Boop. All right.
Drive over these Florida men. That-that actually looks kind
of concerning. But I- hm. Go. There's a lot of Florida Men here. Oh, I managed to get out
of the way of the watermelon. Yeet.
I have an idea. Okay, we can do this. You just have to use the Florida men. Watch.
Boom. There it is. All right, ramp over this guy. Whoa. Ah, why? My legs betrayed me.
[chuckles] And of course,
there's a frickin' sword up my ass. Florida-Florida Man's prison is legit. Right. Do that
and then shuck them over this way. Come on, boys.
And boop, little Tom Hardy is like, "Daddy what's that?"
Displaced aggression, son. Onward. All right. Now, don't explode. There, perfect. Oh no, it's like a samurai unicorn. Oh, all right,
I need another one of you guys. I'm not dying all the way at the end here. Come here.
All right, you know what to do, buddy. Don't be a coward, get in there, perfect. See that, look at this, two harpoons. Lies. Ramp off his dead body, perfect. Oh, the good ending. Wait, is there something past
the good ending? I feel like there is. Ah-ah-ah, all right, got the good ending and now I assume
I have to go over the good ending to get to the last ending. What do you call one Florida Man sitting
on top of another Florida Man's head with a sword through his nostrils? A GrayStillPlays video. Yeah, what the hell kind of modern art
is going on over here? Oh, that actually worked out really well. Perfect, all right. Now, I can use this entire stack of Florida Men
in order to get rid of the other harpoon. It's like a Florida Man conveyor belt,
see? There's a lot of battle axes involved,
this is pretty realistic. Almost there, oh, I almost exploded. Perfect, and ramp. I have an idea. So, the big issue here
is getting over this, okay? And having enough speed
to get past the glass, however-- Okay, hold on now,
if I ramp off the Florida Man, I might be able to do this. Ah, damn it. Okay, I think what we need here
is all the speed. So, ramp off this Florida Man.
Oh God, well this is bad. There's a lot of battleaxes involved here. All right, ramp off this Florida Man,
up, down. Now get rid of this guy. Hold on, come here, [?]. -No, god, please, no, no. -Perfect, ah, yes. Luckily, a couple of strawberry sandwiches
came out of his head. Now, we're gonna go. All right, I think I gotta use
this guy as a bridge to get through this or something.
Can I shove you up here? No, he really doesn't go up there. Oh, wait, maybe I was wrong. Get up there, all the way up,
there we go. All right, I need
all this available space, okay. Get those legs out of here,
there we go. Did I just kick that man in the ass
with his own leg? And there goes another piece
of mashed potatoes, human mashed potatoes. I want this final landing. It's a titanic pain in my ass, though. I never thought that trying not to win
would be such a pain in my ass. You gotta boop the sword,
create the unicorn, then we're gonna take one Florida Man
and conveyor belt his head off another Florida Man's ass,
very typical for this type of game. He gets shot, bang. He holds the other Florida Man's head
because he's very compassionate like that. Throw the child over,
hit the tower of Florida Men. Poor Tom Hardy, takes three swords to the abdomen, fly over, through, up. Yes, finally. The bad ending? How is that the bad ending? That was the hardest ending there is.
This called some-- Ah, ow. This is called Somewhat Satisfying. I'd- I'd -I think I just won,
what happened to my child? Oh, I found him.
Well, I found part of him. Welcome to Freeze Throw, where you have to throw three freezes
to save yours-- I- wow, this is like the best freeze
throw I've ever done in my life. I'm totally-- Ah-ah-ah, I lived, never mind. All right, attempt number two. I guess I-I got--
Oh my God, I'm dead, I'm- I'm dead. What I had said was I guess
I got over- that's perfect, overconfident. But now, oh, yeah. Oh, we're living,
hands up for this one, boys. Boom, really? What does it take to win this? Ah, come on, come on. No. God, it's like sad ectoplasmic Jell-O. There we go, all right. Hands up, get ready. Did I legitimately miss? In fact, I think I may have funneled
the swords to me. I'm really bad at not dying. There, this looks- all right,
except for that top one there. This looks really strong. Hands up. Oh, I got hit by more swords than normal. No, ah, ah. Let me have this. It could work. I wish I had protection that was bigger
than one piece of pez. All right, you know what? That looks good, that looks good. Yes, yes. Ow, my leg.
I know this looks bad, I'm just doing yoga on this machete. Behold the gap of squeezing. What is no? Well, I found out what no was. All right, so all I have to do-- Oh, wow, first try- first try. Come on, do the worm- do the worm,
you got this- you got this. Boom, and we have a winner. This is called Troll Ultimate. All right, so if it's a troll level--
It says click here. Can I go backward?
Can I go forward? If I click here I'm going to get hit
by a meteorite, aren't I? You know what, I'm clicking. Oh, it's a real level. Okay.
So we all know how this works, this is completely fake,
we both know this. There's probably an invisible wall here,
maybe. So let's find out what's back here first. What did I say? What the?
Oh. Oh, hold on. Okay, so click, right? And then we gotta bounce off the wall. Oh God, ow. Damn it, bounce off the wall, got it. All right. So can I flutter across this? Oh, I can.
Oh, I won that way too. Then what happens
if you actually just fall? Like is there anything down it? There, yeah I knew it-
I knew it was fake, there. What the hell?
Rate five and she will be naked. Oh really, what the hell? Got it.
I got the Chuck Norris ending. Well, well, time for the wonderful story
of a father and his son, okay? Just a father as he slowly falls
through space and time in order to enhance his life. Maybe he's going to meet his ex-wife, or maybe he'll eventually-- Uh, the hell? Uh, oh, wow, it's a fake ending. I was gonna say,
"Maybe he'd be reunited with his son." And another fake ending? No, it is a real ending. This is called Gray is still suffering. Welcome player, hopefully, Gray.
That's it. [background noise] -All right, if you can't [?]. Aww, Come on. Ow. I know there's a way to do this, uh. Oh my God, my balls. Oh, [laughs] uh, come on. Okay, throw that down. Oh my. Okay, jump, grab. Wait for it- wait for it-
wait for it-wait for it. Okay, grab. Nice swing. Oh, this is a very difficult freaking board
you've made. How about if I go it this way? Ready? Hold on.
This- aww, I'm so dead. Come on, yes. Ow.
That's a difficult board that you made. I'll never give up. Never give up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, oh. I'm fine, I'm okay. Okay. All right. Fall. Oh [laughs] uh, I'm still alive. I'm still alive. I'm not getting off, ow. Ow. Okay, my plan is grab. Well, now I'm stuck,
now my plan is kind of screwed. If I can get through here, and I-- Oh my God. And I can get a couple
of these harpoons stuck. Ready?
Here we go. Grab, nice. Oh, ow-ow-ow, oh-oh, I grabbed a harpoon,
it's all mine, I did it. You've got to be kidding me. Uh, yes, finally I get to do surgery in the most janky version
of Surgery Simulator ever. Okay, break away the ribs, right? Throw that. I gotta, uh, grab this other-- Oh, oh, okay, I gotta grab this one,
get rid of it, there we go. All right, I think there's a bunch
of other organs we don't need, let's go get rid of that,
don't need that. I think that's like a-
I don't know what that is, it looks like a sausage.
Did I just kill a man inside of a car? God, there's one last little pancreas
or something. There we go, get rid of that. Another sausage. All right, I am like all up
in Bob's business right now. Oh, there's the heart,
there it is- there it is. Okay, grab that, get rid of it, get the other heart, and look at that,
surgery successful. I mean I got rid of all
of his other organs but, hey. [chuckles] Well,
today I learned that Happy Wheels teaches you how to do
everything including surgery. Hey folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Happy Wheels. Until next time, stay foxy. Much love.
