i became a terrible father and this happened

alright so we're checking out the only game where you get to experience the pits of Hell together as father and son it's happy wheels ok well I said we would be experiencing hell as father and son but maybe I'll just leave him behind he'll get the short version of what I see when we meet back up at the lake of fire I think I'm gonna dedicate this episode to family because no one should have to die alone apparently on happy wheels there is the entire segment was that a human body part an entire segment dedicated to using children as fleshy footballs and so that's what I wanted to discover today I kind of almost wanted him to take a part of this so that we could complete the level together but honestly I think just not having the extra weight may really benefit this run also I'm not sure I want my son to see all of the exposed limbs and body parts that are littered all over hell oh hey it's my ex-wife part of me wonders if I can replicate like the seven deadly sins inside of happy wheels I'm sure it's possible I'm a winner it's guys over here he's like how have you won your son is dead and this dude is like no no that's that's why I'm a winner this is one of those harpoon dodges but my plan is I want to get a harpoon only in my finger over and over again this exists this is lust basically oh come on no not the head the coin Aaron is okay I've got it lined up the fact that I still have one of the harpoons hanging out of my pelvis means that I did this way better than I thought I could have the demon Lord would be like feels painful I guess I should actually try and beat these boards on purpose oh [ __ ] got it all right you just got to kind of lean back on this there we go this is the 98.8% impossible I didn't need my Achilles tendon anyway look whose genitals are still intact it's me there's one thing I love it's scorpion ting over to the finish line alright son are you ready for your next bike ride he's like no shut up little Legolas if we're both lucky I'll come out of this without any child support let's do this oh I need to go a little bit slower just lop my left quadricep can still win this is actually really difficult because I have to complete this only allowing my child to die got him how the guy he's like damn it it's not because he lost his son it's because he didn't manage to get a time under 11 seconds I can't get through this without doing at least one baby toss my baby's name is Tom Hardy why because Tom Hardy is awesome and like Tom Hardy he cannot lose so my child failure is not an option I just realized that I put my kid in a position where even if he got all five coins he still would have gotten stabbed by the swords and my daughter's leg just ripped off I feel like she'd be like mom helped me and moms over here she's like I'm doing the downward dogs he's very limber Oh got it it's kind of weird because technically I won but the entire family died so I'm not really sure like where that fits in on the grand scheme of success welcome to happy wheels being happy wheels thanks for this opportunity John Deere you may be asking yourself right now am I seeing what I think I'm seeing yes I am smothering a man who is on the toilet with my ass this board is called harpoon save lives I feel like this is a lie Oh I mean technically I want I just have to live a life where I can only teabag this man on the toilet this isn't so much harpoon run as it allowing one leg and part of my pectoral muscle to finish the game huh my head made it over here - I'm so proud my son didn't get disintegrated but you got to break a few H to make an omelet it is called harpoon jump but little Lego in the backseat there doesn't know is that if we're gonna complete this board would you it goddamn flips prepare yourself child I think that I allowed him to survive because I did my flip there look at that I'm keeping my son alive this game thinks you can take my son away from me I mean I think technically you're my son second time's the charm maybe I'm better off without ya all right let me see if I can aim him up damn it he's harpoon suck at aiming well in a stunning show of irony my son lived and I die my son's out there he's like hey Dad you know what I always wanted to be when I grow up and I'm like what he's like fatherless show him your elven skills Legolas locked with the tires front flip hell yeah oh we're gonna make it and that right there is what we call a success but first I'm gonna I was gonna say I was gonna ditch my kid but he stuck to me like glue he's like now it's just very cold so my urine froze me to my seat you want to see something very satisfying I always love it when my spine gives birth to a harpoon Oh no joke my head is perfectly balancing on this harpoon right I feel like happy wheels is and happy wheels unless someone is participating in a sword throw like I'm Santa giving out presents only my presents and lives this is probably the very first time that someone has embarassingly killed themselves with their own sword without actually throwing it it just kind of slid into my head what was the point of the friggin helmet didn't do anything I'm gonna use this child as a projectile damn it I only want part of him he's so heavy come on come on kid I know you can make it nice I've got three swords left and three targets okay the math was too difficult so I killed myself this kid is like you're coming with me there we go nice two swords lift this elf over here is like I've seen your previous attempts you've got a one in two chance of killing yourself you're not wrong [ __ ] oh I'm getting skilled you know how many people have died off-screen everyone on the screen actually just died of natural causes they just left the bodies there so I could feel good when I please shut up I'm trying to make it seem like I missed every time guys the only currency I accept his spines rope swing survival they call me Tarzan [ __ ] I eat okay I'm down an arm I think I can still make this work though this is really bad for my arthritis did I win I feel like part of my organs one where the hell is this boat to hell taking me oh [ __ ] I can't really grab any of the ropes right now luckily the road is softly cradling my body parts press space to drive a combine which part of me do you want to drive this thing my lower intestine or my heart okay we're doing this again but this time with 100% more survival all right I've got all of my limbs in a blood alcohol level of two let me drive the car all right honey all you have to do is fly through the tiny little hole in the time-space continuum and we can be millionaire and by we I mean me come on you only need one limb to win this okay you're getting lighter she's like this is the easiest diet I've ever been a part of it's gonna decide the whole good owner honey you're choking me you're choking me she's like I know Shh yeah well that Benz is mine that's it honey you're almost there just just do the worm that's it you did it okay I saw some blood spray down there did you win I'm the best in the time it took me to finally find out where my wife had been involved that she had already decomposed question you have to ask yourself is can you survive this fight Hey I mean so far yeah I need no left arm to survive despite pick come on you little dollar store Yamaha get me there baby nice Oh on the plus side I won on the negative side I was turned into tube stakes this is a sword fight I wanted to kill him with his own spear but his spear is now lodged deep up my rectum yes you can't defeat me my anus is so strong it will obliterate all comers little Legolas is back there he's like Daddy what does a midlife crisis look like let me show you trial yeah all right little Tom Hardy mom is drunk so I'm gonna need you to drive to the store and pick up some milk little Tom Hardy's a car go my child all right so far so good it sounded like the mom just exploded for some unknown reason it's got to go past the gigantic is that my mom's leg oh this is cool I'm actually bringing my mom with me come on mom come on you're coming with me we're gonna complete this together damn it no her torso is leaving without me oh come on okay this is good my mom severed body has gotten rid of most of the Rockets I just got to kind of fly down the balls go on the treadmill and hey it's greed I'm taking that title belt back [ __ ] okay that that look that went a lot better in my head get on top of him get on top of him you're supposed to trust the children I will save at least one of you okay I mean he was impaled but he got out of here okay this baby toss is legitimately kind of difficult come on Tom here I'll give you a boost seriously his leg touching the coin doesn't count wow that was interesting my child didn't actually win that my severed leg did now that's happening is my bike is beating my child like a piece of veal your evil brother and his gang have kidnapped your children I would say I was going to save my children but first I have to stab my brother in his wiener with this battle full flip [ __ ] okay backflip nice that's what I think of your alcoholism great Richard Nixon has my son crap my children were twins was this the good son or the bad son I'll save you little Jimmy Hoffa never thought saving my child to be such a pain in the ass I'm technically saving one child with the other child right now go get him go get that bad Nixon I did it how's my pogo stick feel up your ass [Music] stop being impaled on me I can't believe now how much effort it takes to save my family when a father appears with a battle ax in his balls you know he means business okay new plan I'm gonna use this guys dead body to ward off all of the blades and such I've managed to impale everyone on the battle ax ascendant me I have all three everyone me now I'm keeping this family together okay never mind maybe I'm tearing this family apart get this katana out of my ass my son's alive never mind I stabbed him [Music] okay what what what the hell is this my brother-in-law's like this was what you get for coming in third in the spelling bee don't worry son your father with hernias in the shape of katanas is on his way here we go wha-bam be gone I never thought I would have actually saved one child for ten points and the Miss I was half-expecting one of my children to come out of that trash can [Music] I refuse to complete this level without a katana in my ass and a machete in my ass going for the ultimate shave this is legitimately the hardest board I think I've ever played also what the hell was I thinking I have like 400 children this is why you don't drink I'm so close I'm sorry Suzy thanks for the hidden mind I'm almost there please God let the scent I'm tired of being paid and the blood of my children no not back towards all the weapons Oh finally with this battle axe in my anus yes [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I'm so happy to just fall to my death anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels family edition till the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 2,475,634

Keywords: Simulation Games, graystillplays, gray still plays, greystillplays, simulator, and this happened, tycoon funny, simulator funny moments, funny clips, funny moments, bad life choices game, funny simulator, simulation games, mobile game, stickman fight, stickman game, stickman games, happy wheels, happy wheels funny, \happy wheels gameplay, happy wheels 2020, happy wheels banned levels, happy wheels levels, happy wheels don't move, harpoon jump, happy wheels worst dad

Id: Z1NqqAPxSfg

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 21 2020