I Spent $1000 On Fiverr Cosplays

how to [ __ ] waste money 101 speed run featuring sea dog va my god evan am i [ __ ] stupid today i think i have welcome back my beautiful weebs to a brand new video by me sea dog now we all know that i love cosplay and i love fiverr so why not just combine the two so i'm gonna type in the word cosplay into fiverr and buy as many things as i can this includes a variation of things maybe picture editing maybe cosplay design maybe even some cosplays made themselves now as you can see there is a ton of stuff i will make a cute cosplay dance i will say something you want in cosplay i will sell you a cosplay i will edit your cosplay tick-tock videos you're kidding me when i'm about to make a [ __ ] cosplay video with fiverr it goes [ __ ] down you can't make this [ __ ] up how long is it down for for 30 minutes i will fix your website in five dollars all right brb okay guys this is epic today's sponsor is rage shadow legends rage shadow legends is an epic game that you can play anywhere so 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get a [ __ ] cosplay that i can wear to convention i will build cosplay or larp swords and shields let's [ __ ] do it i will draw anime cosplay ducky macro fan art twitch or anything i know what i want i will see anything you want on video in cosplay that can do it i will say anything you want in a video just as long as it's not not safe for work or makes me uncomfortable all right let's do it i will make amazing cartoon portrayed cosplay why not i will edit your cosplay tick tocks sure let's do it i'll make a tick chalk i will guest post on my powerful fashion costume vlog you're kidding me you want your website to get ahead of your competitors of course i do 100 satisfaction guarantee yo let's [ __ ] do it so many cosplay editing pics let's order them let's just buy a bunch of these and i had to take photos for the clients so they could show off their editing skills so naturally i did that in the most professional way possible what's a good pose that you do that drawing oh that's cool okay yeah that's kind of epic i gotta get that come on guys i will promote your instagram page or shop on my 23k cosplay account fifty dollars i'll make you a cosplay but thirty dollars i'm so good at wasting money holy [ __ ] this is probably gonna take months to finish this video because obviously we're getting cosplay made as well but i ordered pretty much every variety of stuff you can get on the cosplay side of fiverr so i'll see you guys in what is a month in my time but right now i guess uh a month and a half later actually but we are kind of close welcome back to one tenth of my year gone just like that but finally we have all of our orders ready and my god did it take a while to get all of these packages that i have over here we have a bunch and it's gonna be fun and we're gonna unbox those later in the video but right now we're gonna go through the picture editing and the tick tocks that we ordered or at least i think i ordered some so let's have a look the first thing i ordered uh can you dress up as levi a comment and clean you know i should just have a look what it is i should just i should not spoil it for myself let's have a look what what happens why is there so many short videos what are these videos for the cosplay is kind of on point so yeah so what do we have here very dirty window i see you are a pretty damn dirty window you have been very very very dirty we shall clean you really good and then you're gonna be oh my god those nails leave it down you shall be cleaned thoroughly slowly and patiently do you deserve this i'm not quite sure me too you know only the best windows get to be cleaned what are you gonna clean the window you have been a very very very bad window where are your cleaning products i specifically asked you to clean a window i am not a window there was a perfectly good window literally right behind you where you could have just done what i told you to do don't clean your camera lens clean the window all right let's listen to the uh the other clips that they sent hi sea dog thank you so much for ordering um i just want to say i'm a huge fan i love you i keep doing what you're doing you're awesome a quick disclaimer uh just in case you want to know my name is eva i'm 26. i have a job i have a car i have a house um i have a dog and i'm available in case you want to marry me yo send me a pic of the dog oh my god what have i done i will talk and wear cosplay on a video what character do you want momo i don't know what i sent her but let's just have a look on it what it is hi there thank you so much for the question it made my day and week and my month my year it was a lot of fun and i'm honored by your request since i really enjoy your content oh my god what have i done if i done bro hello gamers mama here i made us a beer and continued lapsing my judgment i remember what i asked for now and i don't expect to be forgiven i am simply here to apologize what we came across in the woods the reactions just sound taped they were raw they were unfiltered none of us knew how to react or how to feel very cool momo thank you very much sorry in advance for my buttering of the english language your english was great you're recording composition i don't know what the [ __ ] you were using to record this with but god damn what what is this green bar here you know what it was a good video i don't want to question it well worth the 7.25 that i paid for it thank you very much five stars i will make amazing cartoon portrait cosplay i sent them this and what the [ __ ] did they send me i don't know about amazing you know my mother told me connor if you have nothing nice to say don't say it so i paid dollars for someone to uh edit what do they send them hey kids it's me cokero sensei just reminding you that you should stay in school otherwise you might fail and you don't wanna [ __ ] failed you you don't fail okay so i sent them that they told them to make it into a tick tock so what did they send me hey kids it's me kokoro sensei just reminding you that you should stay in school otherwise you might fail and you don't want to [ __ ] fail you don't fail evan i'm pretty sure you could have done like a better edit in like five minutes hey kids it's me that's a little better sensei just reminding you that you should stay in school otherwise you might fail and you don't [ __ ] fail to you don't fail [ __ ] all right i was pretty good actually though the next thing i ordered was uh i will guest post on my powerful fashion costume blog i can see the link and it's called pocketoutdoor.com blog slash cosplay this man is connor this man connor youtube sensation people think he is beautiful men but beautiful men don't think he is beautiful man why did i write this with the help of his best friend evan he became youtube beautiful man sensation man with his famous budget beautiful cosplay luckily his funny man evan man edit good edit good make people think beautiful man worldwide famous extraordinaire is beautiful man luckily he invest in bitcoin at young age and now his beautiful man multi-billionaire alongside funnyman evan is the reason why you should follow world famous cosplay god conor i paid 39 for that do other people pay for this all right so graydays511 i sent them some photos and then they asked me if i could just send them a bunch so i was like sure i'll send you more all right so let's have a look at these three photos all right i mean i was hoping for some green screen effects but maybe i should have said that yeah i mean overall it looks nicer the wig has definitely been cleaned up how do they do that that wig is so cleaner now but they also sent me um a package right so i was also sent this box which um what the [ __ ] is this oh stroopwafels i love stroopwafels so they sent me three pieces of paper they gave me harrow poses from b stuff candy nightmare how to take care of your ears i don't have ears [Music] how do i look they're actually really [ __ ] good what the hell thank you all right well that was a five-star experience i'd definitely say so myself thank you so much for that i will compositing and photo editing cosplay with photoshop fantastic and your delivery let's have a look what it's freaking hideous kill it with fire perfect that's exactly what i wanted i will draw your cosplay or your photos into amazing 3d cartoons well you can't get much better than that can you what happened to my face do i look like an orc like this i will promote your instagram page or shop on my 23k cosplay account so this is their instagram and this is the original post so this this is first because obviously you can't just post me and you could but why would you you get more likes with you so they just posted a picture there in cosplay and then boom and then they captioned it hello sweethearts how are you today i'm here with another pick of my femme gabby cosplay and if you swipe to the right you can see cdawgva with a remarkable and cute bunny suit out of [ __ ] waste money 101 speedrun featuring sea dog va i will make you a cosplay and then it's just this yo okay that's that's not bad i think that's actually pretty decent oh this is right i asked them for a bot mouse pad didn't i oh my god i can see it let's have a look at our potential butt mouse pad in three two one it's awful in like the best way like the drawing is pretty good but i hate it but i hate that the [ __ ] sheet grabbing looks good as well i will build cosplay or larp sword and shield this this seller was like very extensive spoke to me a lot told me pretty much every step of the way even let me know that he was streaming some of it as well you will not believe the packaging this man sent me look at this [ __ ] thing oh my god yo this is badass this is pretty good look at that detail maybe the packaging was a little extra this is [ __ ] awesome overall given the fact that the seller was like super communicative with me is it a word i think that's a word given the fact that the cell was super communicative with me and was constantly telling me every single step making sure i was happy with everything i mean it's pretty perfect you can't get much better than that right i'll make you cosplay props and armor and i believe i asked him as well for another jojo pro let's have a look if it's any good so the seller did actually ask for my face size so that he could match it to my face so let's see if it fits my fat head it's a jojo stone mask let me try and put this on i think it needs to be uh used to be add a little bit it actually looks like you know the jojo mask if it was made for megabytes now we have two left these are the cosplays that we got made specifically for me so uh let's try them out now the first one was satoru gorju let's just open that box try it on let's see how it is oh okay it feels good oh so this should be fitted to me right all right so let's get the rest of it on all right time to get my pants off this should be perfectly fitted for me i gave them my exact measurements it's painless to measure myself but we got it done yeah that's a that's a perfect fit ah me no did i [ __ ] up on the measurements it's like a tattoo small no i'm doing it up gamers how do i look boys i look like gojol imagine i had white hair evan give me white hair maybe i didn't give my measurements correct because like why are my arms a little bit too short you know but it feels really good i'm really sad because this feels so good i'm sorry barcelona woman i've done you wrong i cannot see a single thing is that good or bad now i have the final cosplay which is the five hundred and fifty dollar one which is uh bruno buchuretti so um okay that looks good wide pants for a wide boy man it's like getting the christmas present okay damn okay holy this is gonna be epic let's get this bill oh [ __ ] i'm so hyped to get this off oh oh i caught my neck sorry happened to make you watch me again getting naked all right let's hope these big boy pants fit me oh okay it's a clean fit why is it so wide okay let's just pretend it's like this guys let's pretend it looks like this i know i got a pin over here hold on perfect oh my god the top fits so good hold on i'm gonna go to the toilet maybe i can get it on the toilet all right i can only get one of the things on but it'll have to do looks like a broad isn't it damn and they've also attached uh hairpins as well for the wig it's kind of crazy how good this is like it's legit cleaners i need to get these like refitted somehow i don't know how i would go about doing that like that's a clean cosplay if i get a wig i get this sorted we put those pins in your boys gonna look clean as [ __ ] for 550 bucks you definitely get your money's worth there i think the quality speaks for itself i've paid a lot of money for some cosplays from china and i can tell you none of them feel nearly as good as this one does you know at the end of the day for one month's time and one person doing this all on their own this is pretty damn good like this is clean i like this i do a photo shoot in this gladly if you do want to see me do a photo shoot in this i'll do it if we get 100k likes i'll do it i'll do it for that reason only for that reason otherwise no and by the way 50 of you aren't subscribed so what are you doing subscribe already it's right there just smash the subscribe button you get more weird cosplay content that i'm gonna end up doing because i'm obsessed with the weird side of cosplay this video took a lot of money and time so don't forget to smash that like button and go and check out any of the sellers down below i'll have link to all of them so if you want to go and hire them yourselves you can do and they are affiliate links so i get a little kickback if you hire them so don't do that but anyway i've been your voice sea dog i'm gonna go to clean my room now that's what i'm gonna do i'm right here still i'm just gonna clean it i'm gonna clean it up bye bye [Music] 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Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,089,377

Keywords: Fiverr, Cosplay, CDawgVA, Fiverr Cosplay, I tried, I spent

Id: gbf1RuXy3yo

Length: 17min 2sec (1022 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 24 2021