I Bought $75 "Cosplays"

hi there i'm stupid nice to meet you throughout this show i will continue to prove why i am a stupid person and i hope that you enjoy my company and don't mind having me around a little bit thanks welcome to cosplay in 4k i have some boring ones today i have some great ones today i think you're going to be impressed what counts as boring yeah for no matter how boring it is it's always spicy on your body i don't know i think i think you'll see you'll see i mean first one keep your expectations low but yeah what are you looking for today what are you hoping to see nothing that's like makes me regret having eyes uh as i always seem to do what else what about you sydney there must be some big anime that's like happened recently right is there any though right now uh chainsaw man maybe oh maybe but you haven't read the manga so i don't know what you can cosplay and it's when's that airing as well i i want to say it's full but i could be completely wrong i'm a failed annie tuber i mean i would say maybe another jiu-jitsu kaisen one i don't know wow you think you think i'm that basic just because i don't like orc pool and gangbang coming at me like this right now i didn't say anything this is gonna be close oh my lord oh boy oh my goodness i have so many packages one of them's gonna fall welcome back to this episode of grown man who shouldn't be doing this does things he shouldn't be doing and i'm gonna be wearing the most budget of budget cosplays i could find that's what i do so let's just jump into that video series that i won't stop doing because you guys keep watching all right so this one says anime cosplay this is jesus christ there's like four knocks of packaging this sucks this camera sucks [ __ ] it literally never focuses on me i'm guessing this is the pants and now i present to you white man's stripping it's like magic mike just like 10 times more depressing yeah well i just wonder right the people downstairs if they ever stumble across my channel they'll be like oh that's what he was doing in there what a strange fellow sorry about that you are literally the only person i've seen naked in the past years and you think by this point i'd be used to it but i'm not okay so i know this is from but i haven't really watched the show how does it look so far does it look accurate i feel like it's hard to mess this up you know what is this this looks good right i look like i'm in naruto right this is so thick i think you could take a bullet wearing this jesus hold on hold on i know how i can improve this let me consult the gigantic pile of costumes this wig definitely not from another episode put it on how do i look i still don't know what this is i think it's for my neck no there's no way that's gonna fit around my neck maybe my neck's just too thick i'm just gonna assume that this is if your wiener is too large now because i'm not familiar with naruto right i think this name is kakashi is that right i hope that's right it's gonna be really embarrassing if i'm wrong i'm going to try my best to summarize what i think happens in naruto through a theatrical play for you which i have not decided yet i will make up right now oh my god naruto you okay what do you mean your village is burning down can't you see it it's getting hot in here yeah yeah naruto it's getting hot i don't know i haven't seen naruto i think is it like is it about boys who want to have have fun together i mean i see all the the rule 34 on twitter and there's a lot of it's a lot of people no one around me watches anime i'm the only one left who can watch his anime sydney why don't we have you watch recently i read manga nothing exactly please send help i know nothing about this show i don't understand what this show is about i'm coming out close those eyes this one i'm not too fond of so you can just have a look [Music] i could see it at an anime con you got like it kind of just looks like you reused your wig from gojo um i may have done that you look like you just walked out of like a 2008 anime convention it's about the most i tried but i didn't really outfit you know because like it's like three pieces of fabric and an event this is like this is like daddy's first cosplay i can smell the sweat off of you already you're missing the most important part of the cosplay it's literally which is the [ __ ] mask [Music] honestly like cosplay-wise it's pretty alright yeah i mean how do you feel a couple of kakashi costumes yeah i mean you don't even need like a good looking face to cosplay kakashi i'm trying that's fine would you give it out of 10. this is like the most 5 out of 10 thing i've ever seen in my life next cosplay this is nice they've included um i guess a product description it's all in chinese so i i can't really read it yay let's get naked play the magic mike music adam while i slowly unplug [Music] um okay this is really confusing oh nice they came with boob pads oh [ __ ] all right i've encountered a small issue you might be wondering why connor you are holding your arms like a t-rex that is because i don't think they gave me straps so when i let go this can only be a good idea i have very strong solitaire ah a little more tape might do the trick is that tape right here yes i'm hoping that's velcro okay like this i think we have a solution i need more sellotape more surface area to stick to guys remember that in math class perfect can't even tell how do i get the rest on oh when i move oh it hurts oh that is such an intense chemical smell bro if anyone ever tells you that cosplaying is easy it's such a [ __ ] lie this is so difficult this is so difficult to figure out what goes where oh my god i wasn't recording on the main cam this whole time oh my god i'm done oh i think i am 95 complete and i can't be bothered to do the last five percent but here it is i am moona from genshin impact i've had many requests to do genshin and pet characters so here you go again shin fans have i done her justice are you going to nut now this is arguably the greatest cosplay mankind has ever witnessed this is how i imagine catching characters to be irl what the [ __ ] do you mean you have no money left i didn't say you could stop rolling are you a peasant do you think i'm not worth it do you not love me you're a joke keep spending your money get your parents credit cards your credit card go to the bank get a loan for all i give you better keep rolling until you get five goddamn copies of me why i don't know because the game tells you to face what are you doing do i look like an atoll do you not love me i don't know if it's obvious or not i [ __ ] love this bro i'm killing it right now do i look hard or not evan check this out my eyes my [ __ ] eyes that's on the house i'm coming all right you can look now ah oh my god i should have seen it coming what a horrible day i feel like if i could kind of vaguely see your nipples poking out i wonder what it is for women what no you can't my nipples are like here how is like a normal female meant to keep i actually don't know i don't they might have included them i just couldn't find it i've never been more proud that i've never pulled mona i look good i can also see how hard your nipples are through here yeah that's what i was saying that's not my nipples even if you say that i can't stop looking at them would you give it out of ten then say seven only a seven only seven years yes what's what maybe if you shake ten for you yeah what's the ten i'd say you're six this is the part that i've been dreading i'm gonna do it in three two one i can't do it inside this one apparently is a short wig now i don't believe that because the density of this thing is enough to knock a human out for example [Applause] all right i don't know if you guys can tell what it is yet probably obvious if you've seen this show if not stay tuned i'm gonna keep putting things on leg parts yay okay i look like the world's this cowboy well well this town ain't big enough for the both of us fella i brought my gun what a terrible joke no that has to be arms right no this has to be arms i'm gonna guess this is arms yeah i don't think that's right but we're gonna roll with it okay that's fine now we just shimmy it around oh and everybody's favorite stupid anime character aqua yo what the [ __ ] look good this could work bro look at that angle giving it the let me get better lighting over here oh oh who's she if you saw my behind like this in an anime convention 100 guarantee you will hit on me hi there i'm stupid nice to meet you throughout this show i will continue to prove why i am a stupid person and i hope that you enjoy my company and don't mind having me around a little bit thanks stay up stay up okay i'm not asking you again stay up i think i've pleasantly enjoyed this uh aqua costume it's pretty bare you know i feel like i really hate it when the pieces don't stay up on my legs and also i get that you supposed to wear shoes but like this looks so [ __ ] stupid close those eyes all right you can open up oh how would you work i don't know i think you put your shoes in them but that dress looks horrible it looks horrible on you you look like you know this is horrible terrible i look great no you're disgusting yeah that's what a jealous sounds like did you put the bow on like that i did that well why is it crooked then well i had i had to change fast i mean you know so the important thing connor is are you wearing underwear right now i am wearing underwear okay 0 out of 10 costumes she doesn't wear underwear i forgot that wait what's the back look like what the [ __ ] that wig looks so bad well it's you know the cheapest one i could find for aqua so maybe they were trying to cut costs this is like slightly worse than the kakashi coins next up is my favorite item from every cosplay episode if you haven't watched them you should go back and watch all the episodes because this is my favorite part it's the swimsuit no peeking blur me evan while i put this on yeah all right all right in three two one show the people what they want evan don't really know what to say i did ask you guys to send me the most cursed images on twitter and this was one of them so if you want the chance to tell me what to wear on a swimsuit make sure to go and follow me on twitter and i tweet out this regularly but let's see what's on the back of this wonderful swimsuit it's mario and sonic making out does it look good guys i hundred percent can never go near children ever again all right ready yes all right this isn't so much a cosplay more just curse what the [ __ ] i mean i'd want to like poke my eyes out when i see it but it's pretty damn funny just like this who makes this we're giving this one out of ten you can't give it like a good job don't don't don't do this don't don't would you wear the suit convention with the right price yeah negative 10. so like not good then i'll change it to something more appropriate all right all right all right fine obviously the uh sonic and mario making out image uh from the previous um outfit um is a joke that is long running on my channel as uh when i collaborate uh with emily and dides i normally find a way to include sonic and mario making out so that is why i did that now you know obviously i'm very good friends uh with uh emily and dylas and we've been collaborating together on youtube for a long time so you know naturally when emily tweeted at me when i asked for suggestions of which characters i should cosplay next i couldn't resist the urge of cosplaying as emily's suggestion of herself so here it is emily you [ __ ] clown did you look like you imagined when you typed that tweet huh that was worth it buying this whole outfit for that one joke three months later worth it qm i look forward to our next collab next cosplay let's go now obviously i'm a giant jojo's fan i mean just look at me oh no oh this is not gonna fit me oh oh it's so tight nailing it oh my god this is horrible let's get the wig on it's uh my hair can also double as a weapon i wanted the cosplay as my favorite uh character from part six uh obviously given that part six of the anime was announced to be airing uh at some point in the future i had to celebrate by cosplaying as the main character jolene these pants are so goddamn tight i i think when i take these pants off my my they're going to look like bones and frankly it smells like i've been painted on i don't know what i'm saying i think the heat is getting in my head i don't have any jokes to say or any funny bits to say in this i just want to pay respect to the queen so hope you enjoyed this cosplay you know what fine i'll do a quick aura aura aura close them peepers alright well you can open up your eyes now yeah it actually is it's pretty like true to life well for like the jolene cosplay it's pretty damn good apart from like apart from what you've done to the wig i don't know this came like this it looks like one of those like uh [ __ ] yeah i use it as a weapon yeah one of those like traps that people like throwing so we're giving this one out then honestly like a seven i'd give it an eight maybe even a nine dude do like the jolene pose with it wait wait wait wait that's the thing come on let me play yeah it's terrible it's good pretty good oh come on oh come on that is like one of the best i'm gonna say nine actually now oh my god i get out all right i'm gonna take that [ __ ] off i hate my life time for the final cosplay all right all right all right all right all right so you know normally i'm always using popular and current shows and i thought why not mix it up a little bit let's do a one that was not too old and let's see if you can guys can guess what i've gone for here today oh no i'm not even close to being done but my neck feels like it is being destroyed what is all this i don't know what this is i'll be real what the [ __ ] is going on here let's put them on my legs sure oh this is hot what is this for i think this is for your legs i put just put something on my legs let's just do that oh bending hurts so much in this outfit how do i look i'm i'm violet evergarden from island why do i look like a rejected british noble i don't know why i just want to kill and fight i don't think that happens in the anime in fact i know it doesn't how do i look do i look pretty fly for a white guy so if you don't know about the plot uh you don't need to know much because i frankly don't know much but i know that this person is a robot what the what welcome to the gun show am i right ladies and gentlemen oh did i rip it how bad is it is it bad oh [ __ ] i feel like maybe we've improved this cosplay i feel like it must the breathability surely has included increased tenfold look at that oh little side boob action oh okay all right you may recognize this one oh though this is like the least effort cosplay today you don't even have a metal arm no way they didn't include the metal arms it's kind of [ __ ] up you didn't get one you could only have a life well i have an umbrella i can get a wig i can get a wig if you want right now yeah go get away close your eyes all right now you can look all right i think you wear that with the aqua cosplay yeah so i did actually have a bit of a malfunction when i put this one on oh my god she's a robot bro why's she wearing clothes anyway she's not a robot yeah she's a person she's a person she's got a rubber hammer in it um excuse me connor she has a metal arm i haven't actually seen the anime it's like half a cosplay it's showing me half because you're right now connor kind of pathetic all right what's this one out of ten then guys four three like your voice is quiff like that i'm so scared i'm so scared get me out of here honestly it would be a better cosplay if you just removed the dress and just kept the wig gentlemen i hope you enjoyed this video it was a pleasure you know it is strange that i do this that's all that's the end of the sentence but it is a lot of fun i don't know why i really enjoy putting on dumb costumes and there's something comforting about the fact that you know no matter how much the world no matter how much the world changes and goes down i'm always here dressing up as stupid outfits uh for a good laugh and i hope you guys enjoy these videos i know that i've been doing these for what three years now nearly but i'd like to think that uh it's nice to have something that's consistent on the channel and i love doing these every few months it is genuinely a lot of fun and i'm glad that you guys have stuck around to watch all of them it really does mean a lot to me like genuinely so thank you i know i'm a clown but maybe i'm your client all right well thank you so much for judging my cosplays today garden sydney if you haven't checked out the channel go do so it's on screen right now and in the description down below it really has been a lot of fun gentlemen so i hope you enjoyed this video and most of you aren't subscribed so why aren't you doing that already so smash that subscribe button leave a comment leave a like and i guess i'll see you guys soon in a few months when we do this all over again uh in maybe the same room maybe not i don't know we'll see [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,066,441

Keywords: CDawg, Cosplay, Connor, Cosplaying, Japan, Japanese, Japanese Cosplay, CDawg Cosplay, JoJo Cosplay, Genshin Impact, Mona Cosplay, Stone Ocean, Jolyne Joestar, JoJo part 6 anime, Naruto, Kakashi, Violet Evergarden, Auqa, Konosuba, Aqua Konosuba, Gigguk, Sydsnap

Id: oEMUROqK2AQ

Length: 18min 55sec (1135 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 21 2021