I Bought $70 "Cosplays"

it seems that you need some cosplay in your life get that wig put on those clothes what are you waiting for this is the perfect moment to show off your ass welcome back my weaves to another regretful video of mine where we open up all of these cheap chinese cosplay and wear them for you i mean they're not really cheap anymore at 70 but you guys know what this video series is about right now i buy cheap terrible cosplays online and embarrass myself i kind of think i stopped seeing if they were good or wild i think it's more about embarrassing myself right now and also there's one more thing i actually heard this is the weirdest package i've ever received hello welcome back once again i know this is this is really awkward you just got to watch me basically get naked and then be like that's funny oh my god it's like an abusive relationship yeah like every time you invite us and i don't know why i say yes but i keep coming back anyway all right what do you guys want to see today is there any cosplays you want to see honestly i i would be with how much you've been watching attack on titan i would be unsurprised if there was an attack on titan cosplay here it might be might be who knows we'll see i'll let you judge you know if i do uh but anyway i guess i'm going to put the first one on what are you expecting today definitely kaisen you can say it you can say jiu jitsu jiu jitsu and now a message from dragon raja the game i just can't put down with amazing graphics on mobile devices using the unreal engine 4. you can drive the evangelion test type 0-1 to all the scenes in dragon raja there will be other special activities and rewards waiting for you in the game the rewarding system is also released if you're lucky enough you can marry in the virtual world now you can make your home in dragon raja too after you buy property you can make any changes to your house you can also raise an air with your soulmate when your air grows up they will be able to join you in fights you can also completely customize your character with a game's amazing in-depth character creation tool with a beautiful art style you can become anything a supermodel or even me you can affect the story with your choices you can be whoever you want and befriend whoever you want and you can even invite them to your home which you can totally customize download the ultimate fantasy dragon raja right now here you could be whoever and play however so smash that down link in the description down below i have no idea which costumes i bought i bought these back in january right at the start of january so uh let's find out what i bought the packaging also doesn't help tell me what it is because it always just says costume i'm sure if you watch the tv show you can probably guess what i bought oh gosh okay well time to earn my stripper money i don't even know why we're closed at the start of the intro or whatever because i'm just going to rip them all off anyway so i should just start the video like shirt look at this boys oh oh that's that's actually going to rip oh no it's small i don't know if you can see how [ __ ] tight this all is i bought a wig as well because you guys know that we have a budget here we're 70 now so wigs hey i look like rick from rick and morty trying to cosplay gotcha i did actually buy this cosplay for another video that actually got handmade and uh yeah the difference is uh completely noticeable this is terrible i just like how in the anime he's like you will now come oh my god i look so freaking stupid what the [ __ ] i look like midlife crisis gojo guys i'm so powerful right i know i'm 50 but i'm still the fun one right right all right you can open your eyes oh you're all right what the that looks like a porcupine or something like that is that what he wears i thought it was like uh like the back to the future guy it's weird seeing someone just wear all black yeah it just looks like you're wearing a suit that looks really easy easily rippable oh my god you look like reverse rick right now no no it's like it's like slav rick from rick and morty i'll give this like a solid five i don't know i feel like if if he is wearing all black there's only so much you can do with the cosplay all right let me get this [ __ ] abomination off that look like a really uncomfortable cosplay just looks like why would you not just get a black shirt like why do you have to make it like so tight ah what is this attention gamers um next cosplay i'm not gonna lie the skirt kind of slaps look at that oh it smells gross if you know who this is already you are a certified degenerate don't stab yourself connor don't stab yourself don't stab yourself don't snap all my homies hate safety pin they are the opposite of safety oh my god i should not be trusted with safety pins ever again i'm like sweating that was so difficult ah yes i love it when my package comes with another package about evan knows who this is evan's a certified d-gen i'm not a degenerate what the heck am i wearing do you know who it is now it's me from the anime that's definitely a promo but not it's anime i should have bigger boobs than this but this will do hey other girls they're not like me i'm a [ __ ] that's why i'm a [ __ ] i'm just flawed by the fact this cosplay actually fits me i did actually try and measure it this time so that we'd get a good size legit i mean no complaints here this is just spot on like i could wear this to a convention what do you guys think hey boys here's my boobs that's what she says in the show right yeah it's been a while since i watched it i kind of just watched porn if i want to watch next high school at the psd one of the biggest questions i get asked is connor what is it that you do with all these cosplays you simply throw them away surely something must be done with them and no look at this this is a man with a problem this is ridiculous if you haven't seen high school dxd or high school double d's because they all seem to have a bear requirement of having double d don't worry uh i will recap the events of the show for you right now oh no i'm dying i will save you and you can also feel my boobs while you're at it why is there two seasons this does not need a second season kids just watch but i did buy this costume specifically for god as i want to see what he's going to say guys close their eyes close them meanies oh wait who is that you know who this is god i know who this is yeah it's rios you know what i didn't recognize i didn't recognize her with her clothes on she came out naked with the wig on you'd be like that looks even tighter than the gojo one it's actually not that tight it's just small why is her hair look like like what it's not that complicated i feel the style her type of hair so what the [ __ ] just me well so my image of riaz is just her pole dancing and these are too many too much clothes that like for my memory i need to see some nipples oh my god what would you give this i mean the colors are wrong so maybe like a two i give it a four i don't know it's it's hard because you don't have boobs i hate wigs how do you do this sydney what your hair's awake right i get it you know i get it when people cosplay now because like taking off the wig dude nothing beats that feeling you look like the guy from genji impact oh dear luke yeah he looks like d luke [ __ ] yeah just needed a ponytail and be like hey let me suck your dick i don't think that's the line from getting i'm pretty sure it is i am 100 certain how's your day viewers you know guys my day's going fantastic but i'm worried about you guys watching at home how are you guys doing it's good yeah it's been it's been a tough period recently i just want to know you guys are doing all right you know uh so let me know down below how's your day going all views of this video series will know that we have a bit of a tradition now which is getting a swimsuit oh no no no let me get this on oh i don't know if you can see this but just in case you can't here is a picture of what is on this swimsuit on the front and on the back is the same thing uh with ryuk oh my god that looks stupid i can see it just imagine it you know when conventions come back and uh you go to the death note meet up everyone's dressed up in perfect cosplay and you rock up being like who's taking pictures with the first huh oh my god i should go to a public school public school no do not go to a public school no joke i actually used to work as a lifeguard um and you know i really think i got to save a lot more lives that implies that people died on my watch no one died on my watch but i think more people's lives would be less at risk if i wore this because let's be honest if the lifeguards sitting there in the chair wearing this outfit you're not going in that pool you're going to run the [ __ ] away you're like what the [ __ ] is he wearing get the [ __ ] out of here man nobody died while i was working as a lifeguard they said that 13 people died when conor was a lifeguard you know why like couples are like oh my god he lent me his jumper oh he wears my pajamas to bed hey baby when are you coming to bed oh this this one for you too i i think i don't know i've never had someone come over before and stay evan payment as always you know some days i wonder why i quit my six figure job in hollywood to watch a man slap his asses payment to me this one is probably the best wall that we have today oh setting the standards high all right what do you think oh my [ __ ] god why do you do this every time connor every time i've never seen such a cursed image in my life talk to us this one or the the like the one in front how does like yagami look his lips are so like spread out because of your cheeks what do you think boys what do you think like a negative 30. that's like a burn this out of 10. so 10 out of 10. i hate it and the next cosplay oh i'm so hyped i get to wear this oh my god yes oh i think it's pretty obvious by now that i am a huge jojo's bizarre adventure fan and this video series has been an excuse to allow me to acquire every single jojo cosplay one thing that i can't quite get across in these videos is like the tiny things that are super annoying about these cosplays and this is one of them that happens a lot where the button isn't big enough to get through the [ __ ] hole well i've heard something ow all right not gonna lie i was a little bit awkward i just got a package from the mail and i was wearing this and i probably should not have answered the door but that's okay um it's not like it's the exact same delivery guy every single time that's gonna be real awkward next time hey i'm already weird because i'm a white guy here all right let me get these in my hair do i look like i could fool german guards into believing i'm a attractive female wound this feels like cultural appropriation of something i don't really know what it just feels like it you know what i mean i feel like i'm offending someone so i'm sorry this is it really there's not really much funny jokes i can make with this fondle it's just kind of like yeah this is it i feel like i should go back to not checking the sizes and just ordering whatever you know i feel like it's less funny when it fits me because now it's just like this is just a good outfit you know this is a great outfit who wants it yeah who who watching this video wants it 20 bucks and you got yourself a deal i am probably the closest living man to a caveman and let me tell you right that you know skirts were all normal back then why did we let them go out of fashion we were killing it with skirts back then we were hunting dinosaurs we probably weren't but you know we're pretty dying from them running from the point is we were wearing skirts let's bring it back hashtag evan wear a skirt i hate this all right close thy eyes oh that's a hunter hunter no tequila joseph from jojo oh yeah there's tequila tequila so there's a top so there's a scene where you used to dress up as a girl yeah because you didn't have any makeup on that's what i did makeup and big boobs like fake boobs it would work now would be the right time to put on the uh lipstick i should have put lipstick on yeah why do you give me your sydney it's a very i wouldn't say obscure but it's not the first jojo reference that would come to mind i mean the first thing i thought was just like oh you look like a hunter hunter character yeah you do that's what i'm saying which hunter hunter character looks like this i don't i don't know a pedophile he has a name city i had to give it a 10 like maybe like a three yeah ow wow i should have unclipped those these have clips i should have unclipped them instead of pulling them out that was really dumb that really [ __ ] hurts next cosplay oh my god this one also has a package inside of a package i feel like a failure now because i didn't recognize the jojo reference all the jojo fans are gonna kill me now all right let's get this cosplay on oh no might be too fat ah what year are we living in what is this this is a thong not a tie what the [ __ ] yep it doesn't fit right well these should have gone on much earlier so we'll just clip them on anywhere really epic and then we'll just clip this to my dick or something i don't really care oh no oh that smells dreadful i'm not breathing i do not want to breathe okay three two one i'll take a breath oh god it's toxic what the [ __ ] i hate this i probably just lost like three years of my life breathing in this that's in this mask you know this mask you know it does look like lagoshi but it also looks a lot like the wolf from shrek imagine if you told your face just crumbled in inward like this oh yes oh yes i love what's wrong with me i'm lit i'm 24 years old what am i doing now i don't normally go on tick tock but i did see that there was a trend of using uh some audio from my videos i'm done with you evan fool i would never be done there is still cosplay to wear and dicks to suck uh and i just want to say nice maybe i should like make more audio on purpose this is [ __ ] it goes in nightmares this is actually [ __ ] frightening dude that that mask is like nightmare fuel no it is i 100 i mean this is that serial killers used to scare their victim before they kill them 100 would you give this one out of ten for accuracy tan actually honestly i'd give it like a seven i i i'd give the outfit a seven i'd give the mask minus fifty yeah i don't like the mask i can hear my neighbors downstairs they're literally in the room below this so hi neighbors and now it's time for the final cosplay of this episode i didn't mean to drop that those are pants why is this so tight let's get this belt on it's a belt that's velcro what is that legal can you make belts out of velcro what is this if you can't tell this is supposed to be levi from attack on titan me so this clearly goes on this way i'm sorry the thing what is this i don't know what this is just go on here like hold on i gotta do it for the the squad how do they wear this [ __ ] all day i'm [ __ ] roasting all right how the [ __ ] am i gonna open this i'm gonna get the uh opener oh yeah now we're talking this is actually pretty well made and there's a little string here so i can just like whoosh but wait we're not done i think they sent me the wrong wig what's that titan's power it's over 9 000. attack on titan would have been like five episodes if levi looked like this the wolf is ending and everyone's dying and the titans are killing everyone but what's this captain levi's coming oh my god where is it where is everyone where's where where are they does it hurt no i should've got two i regret only buying one now but i thought it would be so bad well well well look who's been a bad boy it seems that you need some cosplay in your life get that wig put on those clothes what are you waiting for this is the perfect moment to show off your ass um i guess you could open your eyes what's the hair the goku i ordered the levi winker they sent me a vegeta wig are the pants why i don't remember them being white they are white what the [ __ ] is that like belt you got that that looks like the most pathetic attempt at like bdsm i've ever seen they didn't come with instructions so i had to like just figure out how they went out this is like the worst fitting attack on tyson costume i've ever seen i feel like they really should have gave me instructions um didn't really know what i'm doing i honestly don't know what i'm looking at right now don't think with me i have the power of god and anime on my side i feel like the hair is just levi trying to add centimeters to his height what would you give this out of 10 then voice honestly it looks like half an attempt at least yeah it's like a three you got you got all the material half is very gracious it's like the equivalent of trying to study for an exam like the day before and just giving up you know that's that's what i that's what i think about this course thank you so much for reading my cosplay go check out go on the city's channel at snap and giggle uh yeah oh oh oh that did not feel good anyway my beautiful weebs i hope you've enjoyed this strange and interesting cosplay video we actually had pretty good ones today and this is an expensive video so consider liking commenting subscribing hitting that notification bell and all of that good stuff and of course as always let me know down below what cosplays you'd like to see from me and i might just do them in the next episode so yeah anyway evan hope you're doing well i'm actually starting to get used to wearing this skirt but thanks for having me connor i'm going to the store i'm going to ask for all of their swords and foods for free because i'm captain levi and that's that's just what i get let me go to high school and show off my my nipples [Music]

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 463,835

Rating: 4.9896846 out of 5

Keywords: Cdawg, Gigguk, Connor, Sydsnap, Cosplay, Cosplaying, Attack On Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Beastars, Anime, Manga, Funny, Cosplayer

Id: gl20HmHCWbo

Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021