I Opened $1500 Worth Of Scam Items

this video is part two of one where i open all of the cursed items i bought on wish in the previous video so if you haven't gone over to the main channel and watched that video please go there now and watch that first if you want the optimum viewing experience several months ago i let the one iq people in my chat scene here sorry wrong ankle cut dab it let me do it again several months ago i was stupid enough to give my credit card to these one iq viewers here and they decided what i was gonna purchase with my money i spent over a thousand dollars on stuff that is just gonna destroy the environment so that really props to you guys and me for doing this but anyway so if you haven't seen already this is part two part one is gonna be on my main youtube channel which you should watch and this is part two where i'm gonna be opening the mistakes that i purchased and we're going to see if it's any good if you're new to this channel which i'm sure most of you are maybe you know consider hitting that little subscribe button subscribe a little subscribe button you know maybe maybe you know i don't know connor dog needs more subs we need to go to a million subs i want two gold play buttons all right guys all right good good all right guys there's only one thing left to do [Music] open the boxes having one of these is like the best thing on earth you know what i mean a normal functioning marriage get that [ __ ] out of here a nice box cutter now we're talking oh don't mind me guys i was just getting the package all right i got this thing you know when you open those uh those nintendo switches you know when you buy from nintendo and it comes in like a stained ziploc bag yeah me too i like that that's how you know it's the sound of quality oh what is this what is oh it's a drone this weighs like one gram and there's wires coming out of it that can't be right right oh you're yeah that looks [Music] yeah that looks like it works maybe it's charged already oh [ __ ] it is okay bro we can fly this drone on stream right now how sick would that be all right come on i want you to fly i don't know how to work this oh [ __ ] it's working [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] oh [Music] oh [ __ ] okay well i think i got it working that's fine well it works that's good the camera looked bad though i was looking at the camera on my phone and it looked like unusable so i don't think you'd want to take pictures with it if that's what you want to do but if you want to make something fly and go hehe maybe good maybe uh let's get another one what is this oh it's the bubble gum i guess we'll see how this functions see if we can get this working all right let's give it a shot okay it's like a tiny little baby fan oh my god all right let's dump it let's dunk it in all right let me try it again that went all over my carpet i think we got scammed here boys i'm a label that is certified scam marino we got scammed that sucked whoever told me to buy that in chat you're banned i think it's safe to say we're buying this one gamers i mean this is this is just an investment all right that won't suck maybe the next one will be better pretty pretty good all right oh my god it's a jigsaw puzzle piece it's the one that says chicken and broccoli 1 000 puzzle piece that just says chicken and broccoli on repeat puzzle stream speed run it's 1 000 pieces all right let me get the next one hold on i'm gonna put it on i'm gonna put it on for you guys [Music] what's wrong with you guys why you buy this huh it's my brand new t-shirt guys what do you think this is me i like a teenage boy this is awful why este a drop no can i take it off now you think this is drip chat you don't know you don't know drip chat it's not this right it's not this okay show you guys the difference hold on i'll be right back me go get my drip you guys think you know drip oh andrew [Music] keck w amazing you guys don't even want to know how expensive that [ __ ] was i i i bought that just for the meme why do i buy this yeah they i mean jesus they fit but like barely we're saying guys yeah my tinder profile says i'm six feet so what maybe i'll wear a little little booster here and there drip looking good hell yeah i do check this out man all right i'm at the club boom how you doing ladies oh oh my god my thigh how you doing fellas anyone want a drink and i want to buy me a drink this guy check this guy out you just see these sneakers you're like not sneakers platforms bro why does it actually look good someone said in chat no cat oh [ __ ] i i couldn't really break my ankle during that huh that could that could be dangerous oh don't mind me just getting the next package guys oh these shoes are you looking at these shoes actually from uh walmart walmart's finest this one looks like a burst thing what is this just a panda why do i order a panda [Music] go over there for now oh no i think i know what this is oh it's like a fake pregnancy what it would look like if you were three months pregnant you put it on so disgusting i mean it's not it's natural it's natural guys but why do i have it hi guys how we doing this is the most cursed image i've ever had in my life it doesn't even look realistic i don't really look much different it's like one layer it's whatever it's [ __ ] that's terrible i'm getting rid of that what's this that's pretty good actually all right that's pretty good that's all right i don't hate it i don't hate it what is this it's like a red riding hood or something all right let's try and get this on [Music] oh yo it fits yo let's go oh it smells so bad ah oh why don't i get this get there we go how do i look guys i look like i could be the the uh the mc from howl's moving castle but then i'm like how are you doing you know what i mean check this out [Applause] [Music] that was a good spin right we'll spin faster we can go further beyond they didn't care about me until i put on the hood the council will decide your fate now your reckless acts have gotten to you you've put yourself in danger and the council will decide i like that one that's a good one this is a good one this is good this is going to the good part i'm keeping this this is going on the keep pile man opening up these packages is hard work hey guys let me go and get the next one no chair sanj i know i've betrayed you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] monkey monkey look at this dude it's a tissue holder for your car so you put it right and then the tissue come out of the butthole right uh if we can just put it here what is this thing it's a jojo plush it's just like a shitty jotra why does eyes look like that it's kind of cursed right where's his nose that's kind of bad actually i love this one oh oh god we won't use that look at this sure guys if you ever wanted to dress as a sexy trash bag there you go good it's destroyed now nobody can wear the cursed item ever again nobody will be hurt guys i have been trying to get a nintendo psp for so long check this [ __ ] out get a load of this nintendo psp look at this thing oh my god bro you guys wish you owned one of these they turn on i gotta charge it for real nice charging we'll come back to that no way this is the best purchase i've purchased in my life hey guys it's me uh oh it's me mr bean sandwiches hello i'm sorry i i didn't know there was a monkey here can i have some money please please can i get our 10 gifted subs in the chat please for teddy please hello oh it's so horrible to breathe in this thing oh god it's like chemical warfare okay sorry about that i was busy i'm getting oh thank you we got 10 uh a class 18. thank you for the 10 10 gifted subs for teddy thank you for getting this off now [Applause] mr bean don't speak he says words occasionally if uh he needs five gifted subs from the chat he speaks [Laughter] it squeaks maybe i can put it in the monkey yeah let's do that let's put it inside the monkey and then when we squeeze the monkey he squeaks isn't that great oh this is genius oh this is so big rain [Laughter] oh oh he's giving birth to a chicken i'm sorry this is so cursed you can go back in though let me it's like a thanksgiving right you stuffed the turkey right you just stuffed the monkey are you guys enjoying the products so far you're enjoying the uh the various items you decided for me to purchase i didn't decide to buy these you guys did ready ready chat you guys know what this is it's cursed jordan or giovanna except it's not the right level of cursed [ __ ] it's normal let me explain that the law behind this right we have been trying to find the cursed jojo pen right the cursed one there is a certain jojo pen that is absolutely cursed it is horrible and i've been trying to find one for ages and this is not it it's like normal it's not cursed at all so there is a variation out there you'll see it on screen now if you're watching the video uh where there is this giorno giovanna pen uh but to the right of it on screen you'll see the actual cursed one this is terrible pain is all i feel right now [Music] i can't take this [ __ ] no more all right oh so you know i i've recently moved and i acquired some like throw pillows for the living room and i thought that uh you know i would get a pillowcase so to go with that i bought this pillowcase uh it is jesus christ you may know him uh holding the more popular character uh kakoin from uh from jojo's bizarre adventure this happened in part seven i believe okay polar ref polymerase what am i doing i'm a fake jojo fan uh sorry paul narath i i even have him uh i have the figure of poland right in the wheelchair uh you know jesus christ is canonically a jojo's character so is polymereth so they share the same universe so there you go whoever wants this can have it because uh i'm not using it what you don't even suck dick bro that's why these are supposed to be testicles for your bike so everybody knows euro jojo fan but unfortunately i guess the battery broke it's supposed to be like hanging from the bottom of your bicycle seat and it's supposed to light up but of course it doesn't work because why would it it didn't it doesn't work but thank god i have these nuts am i right guys am i right so you know we have the balls but now we have the sausage put it in the monkey do you guys really want me to put it in the monkey how old are we chat i'm not that immature right come on terrible terrible do it put it in the god why are you putting it to a poll i am mature and i would never do it but the poll does say yes so i guess we should have to i guess we do kind of have to do it i i i'm a man of my word you guys are pathetic you guys are immature you know not funny at all this is not even gonna fit oh god it's so cursed all right okay this is a mask do they don't think that this was slightly impractical for a mask having this long ass wire i can't even like put my chin in it oh okay it doesn't look bad all right i want to hate on it but i think that the face design is like lacking like look but like look what the eyes are here that's kind of a bad design but maybe they didn't expect someone to have such a large cranium they didn't expect people with high iq to buy this mask or i can wear it like this and my chin is popping out actually looks kind of all right you know what i i uh yeah i don't hate it it doesn't look bad this actually looks really cool we'll just we'll just put it here for now okay actually you know what it doesn't deserve two duracell batteries yo what the [ __ ] just hear that all right let's take this out let's take let's take this out right now no wonder it's so cool because it's the only time you get to wear it one time all right what we got next it's a mug is it just a blank mug all right so it's the mug right all right okay okay that got me all right okay i got me i didn't i forgot what it was that's pretty good eh what's this no way no way monkey shoot let me get this bad boy on ah do you have any bananas my god so monkey right now embrace monkey return to monkey monkey flip i can't flip backwards guys do you want me to die what if we do like monkey roll monkey roll [Music] monkey fling monkey roll all right okay i'm done i'm done being a child now i'm taking this [ __ ] off or we can just open the next package like this i'm fine with that what is this oh so it's a snorlax oh and it turns into a ditto that's pretty cool actually something kind of cool feels good material too doesn't feel cheap okay funny enough speaking of snorlax it's the snorlax six foot beanbag case i don't have any bean bag stuff so i'm going in boys i'm going in we're in check this [ __ ] out oh god just oh god use the poker flute already i got a day in my life oh gee this is so hard to stand up i have ascendants beyond me of pokemon oh god oh i'm gonna lie down a little bit oh he's gonna light up gonna block the road i don't know how to get out of this i'm gonna i'm a little bit stuck uh it's kind of hard to breathe all right i'll give you that ah oh jesus monkey reveals true form who knew that monkey was inside of us all along that's a good suit i'm keeping that too it's gonna come in handy one day what's in this bad boy oh my oh my god look at that bad boy oh geez that's a spicy pepperoni all right we like that that's fine oh shoosh hold on this one's got like added stuff to it look at that boy oh my god he's beautiful bro it comes with his own personal set of dumbbells bro bulbasaur's ripped look at that that's so good bulbasaur if he was a fighting type actual beautiful bro all right final one bro pikachu is oh my lord he's cracked actually cracked that one just like doesn't look right but it is dude oh my god giga chad pikachu i finally have the collection of pikachu pokemon this is everything i've wanted in my life all right i don't know what this one is it's a gorilla oh god he's got a love heart for a butthole bro it's a fat monkey why do i have this this is absolutely like stonks this is giga chad this is massive why is it so big bro big dumpy it's so big it's so cute it stands monkey stands wait hold on guys watch this monkey flip [Music] no i thought it was gonna land we could we can make him flip we can make him flip monkey flip this is not the monkey flip i imagined we can get him the monkey flip right watch this no you had it no please land land no our monkey isn't flipping monkey refuses to flip oh yeah oh yeah shoes we've got some more drip best welsh dead what do you think guys bro we drip are we dripped up father of the year to many monkeys father of the year best welsh dad am i right guys certified hood classic t-shirt am i right absolute banger we dripped i had to wait outside of the supreme store for 20 hours to get a hold of this bad boy you don't even want to believe what's this no it's a microphone hey you know you know i need one of these you know get my my 1 000 microphone get that [ __ ] out of here garbage useless i want the condenser professional kit professional street get a load of this there's a guy singing him all right so i'm going to plug this into this cable which is my audio it's going to have all my settings so it'll have perfect audio settings all right let's uh let's try this one out let's see if it sounds bad sorry about this guys it doesn't come out all right guys can you guys hear me it doesn't even sound that bad i wonder if we turned off all our post-processing how would it sound let's turn off all my settings okay zero i gotta turn everything off hold on this is what it sounds like default i guess this is just showing you how good my settings are huh sounds okay doesn't sound too bad you know i imagine for the price i paid not terrible i guess that goes to show how good the settings are on my uh my equalizer and compressor you don't need a thousand dollar microphone what an idiot i am huh i could have just used this all along i don't think you'll get professional work with it because i don't know how it sounds in like an actual studio recording just off hearing it in my ears yeah it sounds all right the more you know let me unplug this bad boy oh we got it we got another ew oh it smells like fish why'd you it's not even big enough for me we'll try and get it on there oh my god my my legs are gonna die of suffocation how do i look chat look all right nice stretching get those stretches in chat i feel like gravity has increased like four thousand times on my ass cheeks that's too tight man it ain't right and right i have an ass this fat that's what i'm saying personal hygiene purifier oh it's a bidet bidet pog okay pog pog pog all right let's go fill this bad boy up let's make a bidet if it works it should like squirt on your butt like this right oh damn that's powerful i guess this could be a portable bidet right you could like bro that's so powerful you could like wash your face with it and and your butthole so cursed no it's not guys i'm educating fellow americans who don't have bidets installed in their home you can get one of these just when you're on the toilet then just go like this right and then you like squeeze a little bit i'm not gonna do it i've already done it once you squeeze then it should be powerful enough to make a little fountain right and that cleans your butt it's a bidet it's a portable bidet come on guys get your own portable bidet and it's your own personal water system so you can like you know you've had a tough tough game with the boys just like oh wait it's upside down hold on i probably shouldn't put it in my face because the plastic [Music] guys this is for you chat friendship is like pissing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth thank you for being my piss in my pants chat thank you guys i'll keep peeing in my pants and thinking about you guys and knowing that you guys are cheering me on all right that's everything let me get the uh the new the new nintendo switch monkey it's turning on boys all right it's got like a four second delay all right let's get an arcade game shall we oh we have uh no this can't be real you guys want to play fat fury 2 punisher sf2 samurai captaincom which one do you want to play guys you wanna play capticon fat fury it looks like metal slug restart is it playing the game let's just restart the console oh [ __ ] it's actually playing the game all right it's fatal fury too okay all right let's see how this goes okay it's got like a tiny bit of delay it's working that's more than i thought and then an escape button so you can just leave it okay that makes sense oh they have uh they have more games let's play super mario what's that gonna be oh it's playing super mario is it legal of course it's not they've ripped it off it's in a psp what's jump okay it kind of works yeah i mean it worked i'm i'm mario okay i'm dead the music's so fast yeah it is quite fast isn't it oh my god well that's that's the psp nintendo switch it it's fine all right well that was disappointing let me get this [ __ ] off oh my god i hope you guys enjoyed this chaotic video series uh i do upload a bunch on this channel so please consider subscribing to the connor dog channel and you might have your name here in the chat with the other fellow monkeys here who have one iq and come to the live streams which you should totally do by watching me on twitch that doesn't make any sense you should go to my twitch twitch.tv go follow me there i stream somewhat often i will stream more often eventually so yeah but anyway i hope you guys enjoyed this video uh and subscribe that's that's all i ask please please subscribe please please i mean [Music]

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Length: 22min 53sec (1373 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 24 2021