I Built an Airport of Suffering Where Nobody Is Safe - SimAirport

hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out we're checking out sim Airport today where it's our job to make and manage all the inner workings of an airport so pack your bags leave your tray tables down on takeoff and landing let's create some mile-high mayhem obviously we're gonna go with sandbox map size the biggest start from scratch god yes and we're ready to go okay so here's our big giant empty lot the game was kind enough to give us some starting zones like garbage drop-off and garbage people drop off garbage people pickups as well as deliveries and storage what the hell what is this is this a person are you alive oh god they moved okay I figured it out down here this is our staff button of which the game starts us with two lovely construction people meanwhile down below the game is trying to get our attention to let me know that there's a couple of things we need to open among other things we need a functional aircraft gate and a functional runway we also need ticketing security and baggage claim okay let's see where this gets us we're gonna build a beautiful 5x5 room which doesn't look like much now but before long this truck is gonna show up narrowly hit one of our people before dropping off the necessary supplies over in deliveries and they take those boxes so right on over to the construction site and make us a building I mean eventually dear God this is taken forever do you guys want some help I feel like you wouldn't be too mad if I hired a couple additional workers right what do you think do you think like 50 you can get the work done better only one way to find out here comes the bus with our new people oh my god there they are yes see that's much better get that work done lickety-split oh my god and then when they're done they just go back to their home over here that's so weird they're barely moving okay well now I have to know is there a limit to how many people I can hire you think it'll really let me hire a thousand people yes yes it is and they just keep flowing out of that buzz it's like the employee bus sprung a leak and they're just pouring out now Oh God it feels like a living entity now doesn't it everything's just kind of moving well it'd be a logical to stop at a thousand now let's see how the game appreciates ten thousand so far so good but it's only 12:40 p.m. whoa what's happening here oh I see we have a second shipment also look at this poor bus sandwiched in the middle it's been forty minutes in game now and these buses are still unloading oh my god a third bus showed up they've been unloading for an hour now oh they're finally done what a relief the buses can finally leave okay well there you go our construction workers ready to work okay I know it's excessive but now we need to go for broke and that's not to hire just a hundred thousand people let's go for a million hiring those additional nine hundred ninety thousand workers only gonna cost him your 1.9 billion come on and join the workforce oh boy here comes the first of what I'm sure is gonna be many buses mark the time everybody it's 3:10 p.m. in-game next bus has arrived and no one seems to be coming out of this one wait a minute people are still coming out of these buses we just can't see them welp let's just wait this out and see what happens oh my god what is going on I think everyone's starting to merge with everyone else I don't know what else to call this I do want to point out more phantom people are still coming three hours later we're at the point now where buses are just backed all the way up to the edge of the map I can also hover over these people and eventually it'll show me that in that little space there's 2700 people right there what the game crashed okay let's split the difference go with the modest 25,000 people that seems like a more manageable amount right whoa wait what's happening are you guys okay are you coming down with a virus what is this hang on let's put some of these people to work just so we can see what happens oh my god what is this nightmare that's unfolding this is absolutely terrifying the hood when they're done with construction they just kind of contract back into that space well just for fun let's see how long it takes them to do this it's weird it's almost like trying to drive 25 thousand people around the map it's having some issues I feel like I died and went to art hell we've got this bizarre experimental style playing out at a beautiful point oh oh oh one frames per second all overshadowed by the dulcet tones of neverending jackhammers you know I don't think this is ever gonna end but I will say this still more pleasant than a normal Airport god I'm trying to get to the main menu in the jackhammer sound it's just getting sad ok back to sanity I know it's gonna be hard but we're gonna stick with just our trusty 10000 all I really want is for them to maintain their human form so good job with that so far anyway back to my airport is our lovely tiny little space as a reminder we need some ticketing security and baggage claim ticketing we're gonna make this one tiny spot right there baggage claim is gonna be this tiny spot right here and the games already yelling at me oh it's because it's isolated and unreachable don't worry we'll get there and security we're gonna have take up all of this space oh wow we failed all kinds of stuff metal detector bag scanner ID checkstand oh boy this is gonna be a tight fit isn't it ok let's make it slightly bigger hey construction crews can I have your oh ok thanks it did it so fast the shadow of the building is still there ok so let's make it a little bit bigger 14 by 14 let's say and we'll put ticketing right here baggage claim is gonna be one tiny square in the corner garbage goes away and now garbage 2 lives right here let's make sure to put a nice big door on the front you know what let's move you guys inside let's make deliveries this little square in the middle here oh god here they come oh why is it so organic and weird like that you know this right here is scarier than any horror game ok and we'll put security right here so ID check stand we're gonna put right here up against the workers the metal detector and we take this thing and like face it into the oh yeah so you have to walk into these people to use it and our bag scanner which we'll go ahead and put right there that organisation doesn't even make sense I like it now back over here to ticketing let's go ahead and put down a ticketing desk even though we've got the space for more than one what's the hurry you all like waiting in line don't you and we've also got a staff up thankfully the game tells me exactly what I need three security guards one single staff member I just love the disparity here one staff member $20 an hour three security guards hundred and twenty an hour 10,000 workmen 250,000 dollars an hour but at least everyone comes to work happy and faceless so once people are done its security where they have to walk into construction workers while their bags go into a wall we'll go ahead and door right here he's gonna take you to our beautiful gate how do I build the gate anyway gate oh there it is we'll start with a small one which we'll go ahead and put right yeah right there looks good let's see what do we need to build this out requires a gate agent desk okay we'll take that we're gonna put it right over here facing against the wall there we go our faceless employee is now working diligently with her back to the door and lastly we need to add the runway like how was the runway gets longer it shows all the planes that can partake now finally the b73 w in my airport okay looks good let's see what else it needs fryers at least one taxiway connected on both ends and I just take the taxiway and just put like one little square on each end will it consider that a done deal as a matter of fact yes that was enough for it in the eyes of the game this is a fully functional runway yeah we're getting closer I can feel it what does this thing need now two adjacent taxiways and a taxiway path to at least one runway just have this runway kind of kind of take the scenic route before heading on over to the runway these workers by the way I've got to be just the fittest people of all time just look at all the running they do okay there we go no more alert arrows our very complete looking airport is ready for prime time next thing we got to do is line up some flights over here we need to make deals with all these airlines to take their available flights and schedule them down below strangely I'm only seeing morning and afternoon flights apparently to get the rest we need to upgrade our runway to have safety lights or whatever well you don't have to tell me twice give me those lights wait a minute are they sending just one person to work on this well alright looks like they've got it under control okay much better look at all those flights we can schedule and we're gonna schedule as many of these as we can I like how there's all this stuff up here like how happy the airline is with us and as you can see they have absolutely no trust in us don't worry Airlines you'll come to trust me you're about to accept every flight from this airline I sure AM jeez that one plane needs two hours i shorten that a little bit okay I guess 90 minutes is the best we guess so long as we're packing in these flights oh my God look at this one look how many they have I'll take them all look at all those amazing flights I still need to schedule there's so many they just burst off the page okay here we go our modest little gate as a completely full schedule well look here come our first people right now now everybody wait your turn in line or what the hell are you doing wait for this invincible woman then it's your turn okay here she goes over to check her ID and straight through into the metal detector into the group of people what a streamlined process this is and she gets over here and like uh can I sit down or something and of course the answer is no be like that guy stare directly at the wall I mean honestly does this feel that different than a normal airport experience also good god these people are here for their 1:30 a.m. flight at 11:15 I mean it is my Airport so I guess that's actually just good planning well look who's here if it isn't flight 195 here for its 12 a.m. scheduled arrival that's right take your sweet time the later the better come on big guy here you go and there it is and here comes all the lovely people together as one fleeing the aircraft okay buddy I know you're excited to do baggage claim but maybe get off the whoa whoa what are these people one with their vehicles now Oh another pooping baggage I get it all in that one tiny corner where I told them to put them and what the hell is happening up here calm down everybody or this guy's gonna run you over why are you taking this route why are you insisting on running everybody over not that I mind okay meanwhile everyone's finally getting on the aircraft and with everyone on board the plane heads off - whoa whoa whoa that is one boy in aircraft he's like I need to get out of here and never come back I don't feel like they're going fast enough what is happening here wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa what was that technique why did they teach you then flight school you know I don't even know how to feel about that okay you know what I don't like that that flight arrived on time and left on time so we're gonna dismantle this taxiway build something with a little more pizzazz I mean I assume the game will let me do this right oh and look we got a plane already going through it can you imagine being on this plane having to endear every single one of these turns over and over again for the rest of your days you know it turns out it doesn't matter how late they are people still get on the plane you would also think that some of these pilots especially with their advanced piloting techniques we'd be going down this and be like yeah this is essentially the runway I'll just take off from this but no instead they spend a half hour zigzagging in plane purgatory so here's all the things that the plane is supposed to and arrives deplane unload baggage load baggage yep the new flight crew on and then board people but I discovered a fun new option for stoop archers so let's see what happens when we do this case of the plane taxis into the gate as normal does indeed let all the people disembark and that's apparently all it does all these people over here like excuse me and over here they're like oh yeah there it goes 0% boarded well now I'm just gonna do this for every plane I told this plane to just take off at this point in the arrival process and then once it finally arrives it's like everybody off ok bye then it heads off to the runway for a smooth standard takeoff this is how I imagined it sounding on the inside okay so as funny as this whole process is to watch people never ever be able to get on their flight I can't help but wonder if there's a way we can get more people to miss their flights more often while this whole process is going on other planes actually can't land on the runway one plane takes off and the moment it's clear another plane lands so how do we get two planes up in this what if we add some additional little taxiways like right here and right there just a couple little dodging points yes that's the spirit be fearless no way can that airplane liquify you in seconds oh my god it's happening another plane has landed at the same time how are they going to navigate this situation oh they just wait politely what beautiful plane ballet that was but still because we have the one gate and only so many flights I think we're still gonna see a lot of empty runway so let's add another gate there we go a horrible little concrete hallway that takes you to the gate oh wait I need room for one of these desks or do I like how the construction person just walks up like hey it's not my job to care you want it I build it that's the spirit smashed between your desk and a wall forever well no sense in giving you all this space now that I know we can have these desks in the most uncomfortable places okay great now we've got two gates with full schedules so this is getting slightly more busy but not by much I think we'll we need our more gates and not just these small ones either let's jump straight to the excel gate so put one there and here and here and there finally my crews have something to do now these ones are a little bit different they require a door to a terminal on the second floor second floor huh hope you people like stairs okay there you go what does our second floor look like anyway ah perfect that's what I like to see can I extend this without building on the first floor damn it requires foundation on the floor below so be it I'm happy to put my claustrophobic little corridors on the floor below and now we'll just build them up here okay great and I want to believe because this is all in one big hallway that we can just mash all five desks in a row here scheduling-wise I tried to take all available flights and kind of clump them together let's see how it goes that's strangely pretty isn't it probably a little stressful for the pilots but that sounds like a damn problem int oh no it's happening again Oh God okay let's see I think we can logically work this out if we head down here we can see in our pickup area there appears to be some people waiting for pickup not just people by the way some very frustrated people that really need to use the bathroom but it looks like when a bus arrives 75 people at a time can get on board I'm thinking all the people that are walking over to get picked up is far exceeding that number and so this weird kaleidoscope of people is just growing all the time it's almost like there are some kinks in my chain of operations so I surmise if we lower the population then the horror show should be contained it turns out we have a button down here for research which has a bunch of things we can unlock I bet there's something in here that can help us out oh and I found it upgraded buses bus has become double deckers for double the capacity well shiver me timbers let's do it but we can't build it yet because apparently first we need to hire a CEO oh and give them an office okay the first step to making an office we got to find a place to put it I'm thinking right here okay oh god what now requires enclosed space office chair office desk damn it's a can't put walls out here it's too close to the taxiway okay let's see if we can find somewhere else oh I have an idea how about right here in this isolated little hallway we'll just slap a door right here put down a nice office chair have it face the wall and surely we can get this desk to fit yep there we go and there it is the perfect office it's got writing by is like hell of an office sir almost than my car legs speaking of what the hell is happening here is this how they get these things up and down the stairs they just like Tony Hawk it right up the stairs is that what's happening I mean I get it you got to get to that gate somehow right okay where was I all right hiring a CEO oh I'm glad they all look like evil bankers the new administrators traveling to work they're probably so excited to have a new office to work in you know I've been quietly waiting for the CEO to show up so I could give them like a proper greeting but I haven't seen them and this view isn't helping me at all all I've got is has office yes good enough for me let's upgrade some buses while we wait for the research to complete hate to say my lovely construction crew but we're gonna have to let some of you go just for now we're gonna cut back down to 5,000 I like how in any other real situation laying up 5,000 people would be like catastrophic but overhear my fired employees have managed to turn it into interpretive dance there we go hundred and fifty capacity I just have to pray that overtime these buses can pick up everybody while that's going on I saw one more thing I think we can really use land expansion allows the purchase of additional map parcels judging by how our airport currently is using the entire play space I think that's a great idea oh yeah that's the good stuff oh wow it opens up this whole thing yes please so it's so powerful it has to reload the game and look the people are cured the waking nightmare is over for now I also noticed the CEO Oh is finally in her office and of course she's totally despondent I get it though I'd be shocked too if my office were this nice okay so before we go land buying crazy I want to make sure we've got our runway situation squared away I think this extra land is gonna be mostly useful for more gates but for that to be handy we need to finish filling this schedule and to fill the schedule we need more flight contracts and to get more flight contracts we need all of these airlines to like us a little bit more than they do like spark jet thirty-six percent rating why don't you love us a lot of this is looking pretty abysmal thirty-six percent trust communication thirty-five percent so I think we can make a lot of this better by giving them a rep to do so we have to buy sales reps I mean hire them and here they all are just hanging out in the drop-off area as all high-powered business people do well let's get you all assigned you lucky airline you get sales rep number one two nine five three Oh remember the name and just like that our ratings have improved oh yeah look at all these flights available to us now give me all these some of these ratings are still pretty low though so I think I'm gonna try and work on that passenger satisfaction I'm pretty sure we've got room to grow there well with all these people waiting and my one tile wide baggage claim thanks for dropping off those bags car centaur so according to the game passenger satisfaction is connected to how miserable your customers are as you can see if you mouse over pretty much anybody on the better end they're only a hundred percent frustrated now on the higher end we can see things getting steadily worse okay actually you know what before we try to make this better I want to see if we can make it worse is it possible to get all these meters to 100% bad well we're never gonna find out if people keep leaving so just for now we're gonna put a wall in front of the entrance and all of you that weren't smart enough to flee at the last minute you're the testbed you know I couldn't help but notice that everyone's just congregating to security now like literally every passenger stuck in the airport but unlike these pillars of calmness these people won't stop moving wait a minute are you telling me they'll just go wherever the security boundaries are well gotta test this so if we put a second security box over here it doesn't look like anyone moves but if I erase this first one oh my god I can tell them what to do are you kidding me oh my god we have to test this further well there's a door right here does that mean if I go all the way over here can I make him go to like the middle of the airport everybody let's move huh well some people are going up to the door but it looks like most of them are just creepily spreading out this looks so weird it's like a coat closet trying to find its way up the stairs also I like how they kind of bounce when they get up to the top of the stairs they do like a jaunty little jump and then they skip away okay anyway let's see if we can figure out how to get them to go outside here what if I just carve a hole for you no what's it gonna take huh maybe this is too far away maybe they need it a little closer to home let's try this really still nothing what if I build like a little room out here Oh yep there we go most people are coming okay now let's close everybody in this lady's like oh I wanted to be trapped with thousands of people and now let's remove the security zone now let's get rid of this whole thing yeah there we go be free my friends oh god where exactly are they going wait a minute what do you people know that I don't know oh you little cheaters you found a way back inside okay let's gather you all up again everybody back to where it's started this time around we're gonna be smarter get rid of these doors okay that's better to my knowledge there's no way back in here the front door is locked all the rest of these gates are on the second floor where they can't reach them and they can't get out to the street because there's a fence going the entire length of the airport okay let's try this again I have a new idea that I think is gonna work out we're gonna try this thing again but this time we're gonna turn it into a room unfortunately at the moment we can't put any buildings down here because they're too close to the taxiway so temporarily we're just gonna dig this up okay better and now we can put a room around this moment of truth let's see if this works sink or swim have fun oh my god I think it's working like how most people are polite about staying off the runway but not everyone look I don't want to tell you how to live but that's probably not the best place to contemplate life yep looks like it works most of the people are filtering into this tiny little room now that I managed to sucker these people into being in the middle of an airport let's go ahead and literally get rid of their security blanket oh yes there they go expand my pretties oh good the game just lets me put the taxiway back it doesn't care that there's people in the way this is just amazing these people don't have a care in the world well now that they're out there and wandering around can I just reopen the airport like it's business as usual I think the answer is yes oh my god and planes are landing again oh god how is this gonna go Oh God everything about this is fantastic this airplanes like own I bet these bigger jets just can't even see them either way this is definitely more my kind of airport how many people do you think we can get out here [Music] turns out a lot like a whole hell of a lot it's hard to calculate for sure but I think there's about 10,000 people on this runway now in between the people and the airplanes just no one cares about anything anymore as you can see we also streamline the runway a little bit I wanted to make sure there was plenty of open thoroughfares so all these planes could fulfill their bloodlust and it really feels like we're maintaining that circle of life as mentioned we were trying to make a more people-friendly Airport so let's give you the Grand Tour of our new terminal starting outside everything's pretty much the same people get off buses to head into the airport while all these business people just stand around and over here on the terminal we've kind of revamped a few things baggage claim is now in the dead center of the room I like to call this bag roulette because there's no way you're gonna find your bag so just take anything you want we also expanded and now there's more than one ticket counter with such a huge influx of people I wanted to make sure that everyone could be squared away speaking of people when being squared away these are windows back here which behind them holds a little surprise a whole bunch of people trapped in on display seeing as how you can see them from the drop-off area you would think this would serve as a warning sign but hey when you're late for your flight nothing's gonna stop you something perplexing to me is if you highlight any of these people we've succeeded in making them very unhappy except they're really not frustrated and they're not thirsty that raises all kinds of questions that I'm just gonna leave to your imagination I also went ahead and created some restrooms at this time it's really the perfect restroom one toilet no barriers and hundreds of people actively watching you I realize these things look like soap dispensers or something but they're actually PA speakers the only ones in my entire airport so that way when people are in there doing their business I can just pop on and be like everybody saw dude wait it's just something that happens considering their faces are like completely white it almost feels like when they're done peeing they just take off their pants to reveal their beautifully tanned legs I also read it security to handle more people it's every bit as messy as it was before oh yeah I'm sure these agents are real comfortable but with people literally shoving into them while they try and work and once you're through this nightmare there's only one thing left between you and the gay moving walkways a lot of moving walkways pretty much you need to start by going all the way up to the top of my airport where you're gonna hop on board for a ride you're not allowed to get off ever each one of these things takes 20 minutes to get through and there are six total that you need to go through because they're literally equal in length to the runway and once you're done riding for two whole hours time to head upstairs where it should come as no surprise that your plane left without you a really really long time ago that's okay though the journey back isn't that bad just gotta wait in line to go up to the third floor just follow where everyone else is going and you'll be fine after all you're all in this together and by this of course I mean amazed I love that even the employees have to go through it too and once you're done with this nonsense which takes about two and a half hours to get through then you just need to wait line for about 20 minutes and then you're finally free to leave the airport resume ibly an empty husk of the person you used to be wait now I take it back I think you're irreversibly changed forever I hope you're ready to enjoy life now as an isosceles triangle well I think that's about as much damage as we're gonna do I hope you had fun I know I did I gave this game 1 out of 1 realities being torn asunder and I'll see you next time

Channel: Let's Game It Out

Views: 5,131,152

Rating: 4.9234352 out of 5

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Id: nV0PAyP0laA

Length: 23min 56sec (1436 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 27 2020

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