I Kidnapped an Entire Town with My Glitched Out Arcade - Internet Cafe Simulator

hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out we're playing internet cafe simulator today cheesecake dev thank you for the key let's talk about cheesecake for a second I've played a couple other games before on the show and I've noticed one prevailing trend popular IPS showing up in their games maybe maybe not without permissions let's see if that trend continues oh hey background taken from the game fire watch maybe that's the only one though cafe named dumpster fire how many more characters can I have just one should we go with dumpster firey I kind of like that seems appropriate we're the recipients of said dumpster fire welcome to internet cafe simulator this is the hotel room you rented for buckle up it's gonna be a bumpy ride you can follow the sign on the screen to reach the workplace and boy god am i excited to reach the workplace hello IKEA life style can I open these no can I stare at the clock and wait for life to pass me by absolutely looks like over on my dresser here I have the only three things that matter to me my long lost son lost at sea forever Hills to take the edge off so that I can focus on my one true love interstellar trade routes pretty nice home though what is this for is this just for crying I feel like this is just for crying oh my goodness what a lovely living room and what a kitchen yep here we go Campbell's soup I'm sure they signed off on this let me pick it up here did I just eat the soup can and all well why stop there frigerator d'Or bread come to me this is how you keep your doughnuts right in the fridge in no container since I have a hunger for cans let's go for this one too and it looks like we're highlighting the pizza in the box but something tells me we're gonna eat the box too well with my hunger satiated let's leave the fridge open and head to work this the way out of here a locked door my own home definitely a dead body in there okay I'm coming up with a theory here two toothbrushes two towels toilet seat down house really clean especially for a bachelor's pad no idea what happened to the original owners but this guy definitely killed them and for sure their bodies are in here but hey finders keepers ours now okay time to go to work what nightmare am I in why is this even here who builds this into the side of a building you know let's not think about that too hard everything about this place is insane finally oh well this looks like a very pleasant neighborhood hello you people look wait a minute dr. house is that you the shoes the jeans wait a minute Doctor Who yeah I'd be sad too if I found out I was in this game what is this mishmash of models oh my god this is a nightmare but hey good on you for such diversity in these slums as you all hang out an alley next to xxx everyday okay Josh focus try to ignore all the unauthorized assets and what the hell is this well the game has assigned him as question mark he appears to have a bomb to disarm a forbidden spell book and he's holding a gun like sane people do oh it's a Bitcoin miner all right I see it now how could I miss the Asus logo well fine let's buy it does this mean I bought it and are you wearing plate mail okay well like I guess I'll just take okay thanks to you medieval hero okay where am I taking this box oh hey check it out dumpster fire II this must be my shop I mean I can just drop this off oh well that was a lovely unboxing let's go inside we put this down so we can do a real tour welcome to dumpster fire e your one-stop internet cafe shop or the place that was probably in local headlines like 12 hours ago for all the drug busts that probably happened how long has this building been abandoned tell them maybe there's something up these stairs for us - oh I see I have to unlock that part of the trash heat whatever I'm not gonna need all that space anyway now when we have this state-of-the-art kitchen of course of course it's locked off let's see it looks like you've got some tools of the trade here what the hell is this Oh a temperature meter of course we wouldn't want our patrons to be uncomfortable in this whoo in a ray gun from the 50s Oh a sales gun or a cell gun something to do with sales cool I just sent it to the fifth dimension for safekeeping all right let's sit down use our computer like there's so many options and you know some of these I get tutorials as much as I hate them I understand why they're there shouldn't make fun though because then there's stuff like thief and homelessness which I would like to draw your attention to one part in particular if a homeless person enters your shop your customers may be uncomfortable you must deactivate this man I didn't know you could use deactivate as a term for murder speaking of murder I forgot to talk about this baseball bat works just like you think of baseball bat would let's go test it out dr. house heads up take that to your Diagnostics team oh hello officer I wasn't doing anything clearly I'm the stupid one for thinking this game had a working police force it's a lot less like he's hitting people and more like he's scooping them seriously no penalty for doing this I can just run around and hit everybody this is sensational really cleaning up these streets couldn't help but notice that when they spawn back in they come back a little wrong you forget to inflate the rest of your body or what or in this case a lot wrong seriously what is this nightmare fuel I can't even bring myself to kill this dude oh my god what is happening Oh No oh god what is this horror movie I'm watching uhm murder always a good time what the hell did someone clean up in here this is an outrage I expect to be able to leave my doors open in a completely bizarre and improbable reality like this one anyway where was I first order of business let's go over to fake Amazon where we can buy two types of items home improvement items like an air conditioner or a ceiling fan or we can go total game or with an arcade machine the latest computer cases not the computer itself I guess just the case oh I'm sorry let me read the text along with high graphics cards and processors and of course the hottest peripherals all original art I'm sure first let's start by buying a couple of tables Jesus guys if you're gonna air-quote borrow artwork can you at least pick something that showcases the table part got a lot of different kinds of tables we can buy why is this piece of crap wood concept table $2,800 but this marble table is only for 60 Oh got a Papa cool our computer already has malware hot singles yeah I want a chat now wait a minute this doesn't feel like hot singles are you pulling a fast one on me what happens when it reaches zero you have not lost any crypto coin you're in luck oh that reminds me my crypto thingy see how does this work can just do just oh thank god I can place it on the outside well let's go ahead and just slap it right under the open sign yeah there you go press to start you got it oh boy we're gonna be rich in no time now don't you steal this thing I've got my eye on you actually you know you're looking too shifty don't come back okay enough distractions let's get the show on the road before we do that I found my favorite thing of all time the scratch and win button it's exactly what it looks like for 50 bucks you can do a virtual scratcher what if this is an easy way to get money in this game guess there's only one way to find out and the answer is yes yes you can get really rich just playing these scratchers okay let's buy some crappy tables and let's also go up here to our cave machines find the cheapest one of those which looks to be green dream a standard arcade machine can work with tokens or tickets I have never heard of an arcade machine that you can feed tickets in do to play whatever lets get a computer case the cheapest crappiest one this beautiful plastic chair for $99 mmm which keyboard should I buy I honestly can't even tell what this keyboard right here is so let's get it get one of these beautiful old-school monitors where do I pick my stuff up is it right out here oh yeah the safest spot in all of town it's gonna grab this stuff and start throwing it in and get it all in there okay perfect as you can see by the table it's gonna know if we have all the right components set up our PC which we'll put right here on the edge there goes oh no don't fall like that it's not gonna be good for the insides whoops don't throw it either just rest it right on the edge perfect to take our keyboard shove it all the way on the other side where you can't reach it also I knew it look at that keyboard it is literally half a keyboard and this appears to be our monitor which has a computer attached to it I guess why wouldn't it Mouse I'm just gonna shove over there in the corner and finally the ultimate gaming chair we'll just tuck it in right right there as for you arcade machine can we take this guy and like put it on this wall in here yeah yeah that's what I mean yeah okay okay before we open though it's getting a little bit late so let's get some shut-eye first I'm just gonna leave the door wide open I'm sure it'll be fine and then just run all the way back to my room front doors open great and good night you sleep until morning with the hour hand spinning twice as fast as the minute hand I'm up I'm up - terrible noise and I'm gonna leave on so all the neighbors can enjoy it while I'm gone I mean the front door is open if they want to stop it they can where was I everything's still here great now we're open for business oh oh we have our first customer okay let's be honest even if I had laid out everything correctly who holds their hands like this oh no you don't homeless guy I've got something for you don't bother that woman who is playing the arcade game shoved into the wall also you're playing that wrong well now I'm just mad with power dr. house oh god now I've done it I've killed a man but mostly I've knocked over my computer setup oh no I hurt the arcade machine are you sure to play the arcade oh good okay well I think she's going to be at this for a thankfully I can monitor everyone from this corner so I can take in all the creepiness at once so I think these hot dogs and hamburgers and stuff refer to the kitchen over here that we obviously haven't unlocked yet so let's do that right now here we are here's where you buy the kitchen can't you tell by the floor plan or we can unlock 27 m2 all of these have such descriptive floor plans well let's just buy the kitchen for now okay kitchen is open chef's his pupils are entirely dilated so that's good our delighted fellow here has made a hamburger hey buddy I've got your burger oh your God well fine no one gets it well since no one's around let's revamp this a little bit can I just actually put stuff on this like this oh hell yeah well this is how it's all gonna go for everybody then okay this is considered a full set of all the equipment's on the table and there's a chair to sit in oh well if it isn't dr. house swaggering over here to use his favorite new computer oh yeah here we go and there he goes well that bastard dislodged the keyboard let's put this chair somewhere else so that they don't risk hurting the whole set oh okay cool I think we have the basis for what our internet cafe is gonna look like set up another table back here see here's to really happy people this guy's so excited he's not even sitting in the chair right okay I've successfully set up three stations here do you want this desk on its side with all the components on the ground you want this lovely one where everything's on a desk but you're not looking at any of it or how about this one you got your computer and monitor balancing off this table leg and you've got your beautiful peripherals over here and you sit between it and Mission Control what do you think fellas what do you think about the new setup how about you respect the merchandise let's also open up more floor plans here I love that these rooms have ratings as if that even matters all right now we've got a second story no banister I'm sure that save cool creepy claustrophobic meeting room and two smaller rooms with zero windows anywhere Fausta learn that if you stack up these boxes high enough you can see stuff you couldn't normally see like what total despair looks like we can't jump over the fence but what about this roof yep we sure can well this is just lovely how things are popping in and out of existence so this is the rest of our facility from the outside I can't say I'm surprised oh god this place should be shut down I went ahead and redid one of the sections now these two are having a far more intimate gaming experience oh you know what else we can do that I can we missed out on design I'm so torn well I want to go with abandoned design or damaged wood let's try abandoned design see how horrible it is on the eyes mm-hmm I would say it actually adds a little life to the place it's just the weirdest thing to watch hey man I just want to have a human connection yeah that one creepy hand coming at me that'll do okay well I think our computer layout is as good as it's ever gonna get it's time to move upstairs for our arcade and console needs you know what this game does Neal really well the crushing monotony of moving yeah it does that super well oh my god so I stepped out for a second you guys all stuck hang on I know a way to get you unstuck hey guys don't thank me all at once see at hell why is this happening why is this person just frozen here what happened to your neck god the longer this game is open the worse things get someone needs to reboot the matrix so I actually decided to bring the console stuff downstairs because this game makes no sense I was able to hook up for consoles with just one TV I also went ahead and revamped these little alcove so it's just one chair so we can have creepy stuff like this going on you might be wondering to yourself what's happening upstairs well I'll show you so at first glance it just looks like a pile of junk right oh but you would be so wrong because in this room over here is all your fantasies come true it's like watching a seance except way creepier and I really understand what's happening here there's a lot of tickle hands going around well that was sufficiently creepy now you might be asking yourself but Josh what about those arcade machines you know I know we could set up our arcade machines in here I feel like we could take to the streets with these right guys don't you think that I could just like wait a minute I can move you with the silhouette of these arcade cabinets well this just got more interesting didn't it okay let's not get too excited let's try some normal stuff first okay so let's just see if we can't put these in like a nice orderly pile I said orderly yeah it's not gonna work that's all I needed to see let's get to moving people with our mind powers so if I pick up one of these machines and I use it to just sort of like scoop this person up nudge them in here and then just kind of nudge them into the kitchen well she's stuck so that's something let's go get some more people here police officer just find your way inside easy is that gonna be enough where you can't leave oh wow you're a force to be reckoned with aren't you got to figure out a way to contain these because otherwise they'll all try to leave okay let's try this maybe if I push you okay so if I just shove him back there and then I put this arcade machine here he's contained for now let's go get more folks like you sneaky guy Oh or you are you thinking about case in the place well here why don't I just invite you inside I have a lovely police officer you can spend some time with you stay stay listen I'm gonna find a way to contain you no no no no you stay back here oh god this is so hard okay I think this guy's stuck on this side of the tables now you just stay right there I'm gonna bring you some friends okay it's almost like these people don't all want to be kidnapped come on get in there get in there yes we have our choke point and it's right here oh you sir what's that that's the spot get in there get in there yes I think that I think that might be the entire town wait found some stragglers okay now I think that's everybody oh right there's a strip club yep I totally didn't get everybody come on come on she's like no not the outdoors okay there you go just a couple more to go mm-hmm no no God stay back quick put the arcade down okay now I think we got them all at the very least we sussed out the one true serial killer although let's be honest every single person in this game could possibly be the last face you see before you're killed the streets are so peaceful now very post-apocalyptic unfortunately I can't move a lot of these people in the strip club because they're not technically people I don't think they're just like animated fixtures we're doing like a coordinated dance now that I look at it and look I know you guys are having a lot of fun in here you guy with no eyes and a painted-on tie and your buddy who is so still I'm pretty sure he's a mannequin also really an entire bottle of wine just for you anyway now that I'm basically the mayor of this town we're gonna clean up this place we're gonna turn this strip club into a nice wholesome arcade see isn't that far more wholesome you can just watch all this graphic violence happening on that video game now you know that game that's a hundred percent not Bioshock these two guys are like yep this is what I signed up for creepy hands reaching at me through arcade units I like to pretend it's the arcade machine that's tripping for us and as happy as I am to hold an entire town hostage you know who the real winner is this guy so I hope you had fun I know I did and I know I'm about to don't forget to support your local arcade by going in there and trapping all of the citizens of a town and I'll see you next time you

Channel: Let's Game It Out

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Id: g2QO3hWUReE

Length: 15min 31sec (931 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 30 2019