I Built a Kingdom Using Endless Human Misery - Foundation

hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out we're checking out foundation today this is a lovely little city builder where you can build your own Kingdom and stuff developers thank you for aqui despite what I do to games so let's see what we can do here we are in the wild world of foundation we have to pick a place to begin our colony the little hexagons show where we can start we're gonna go ahead and start here so our city is already divided first thing we have to do is build a village center we go up to here build public buildings there we go hi yes the finest village center a sad pile of boxes truly fitting of all of our community gatherings okay so red means I can't put it there and I can't do this can i okay so we can't put it on the water instead let's put it on the very edge of our border that's mostly out oh hello looks like you really don't care about those borders huh or blinking for that matter in fact I'm relatively certain these people don't have eyelids do people like climb out of the boxes oh wait no I see it those boxes held Vista 450 gold bars some building materials and of course everyone's favorite sustainable meal ferries which is good we're gonna need those supplies to build a lumber camp and I believe this needs to be in the vicinity of the trees and I mean held by the coastline is in the trees how close can you get oh yeah that's perfect now we need to assign some builders what about you are you up to the task god Emily 21 I can tell happiness is already a sad face I like it I am on free time looking to fill my needs well let's turn that unemployed into building shall we there she goes ever adult stand round and watch her work just think of it Emily it's because of hard workers like you we're gonna have an amazing society or whatever I don't really care who else do we have here gone through my man nice portrait might want to get those eyes checked and who might you be grace huh sounds familiar well let's get this unemployed 20 year old something to do grace you'll cut some wood and only you seems like a real go-getter you got to give all these other people something to do too so we're gonna make a gathering Hut it's gonna help us harvest these berries wait can we put this on top of the city center oh yeah this is really gonna spruce things up that looks great you look really good being despondent in that little 10 and off they go picking berries that are hopefully poisonous oh my god from the two people who were passing by one decided to join your village this guy is this the guy that's gonna join my village you seem to be stuck here sir on the edge of the flat earth here well we're just gonna have to have faith that he'll find his way over meanwhile back at home we're building more crap on top of the city centre cuz why not he looking if we place this just right it looks like the berries are coming out of the sawmill huh it's weird who could have foreseen this all my builders don't want to build it's almost like they can't reach what they need to build okay fine I will uncouple this stuff when we'll do it the right way we're gonna put the sawmill next to the other thing in near the river yeah get that wood in the water that's so I'm noticing a bit of a problem every so often the game is like more people are joining your village and I'm like well where are they surely they can just come over here and swim but no that's not what's happening just way over on the edge of the map all these little serial killers just waiting for their chance so I guess what I'm trying to say is we're on our own that's okay we'll just make grace to everything there you go just blink once and I'll give you a break okay then I'll assume you're happy doing all the work I love all the people on the background just creepily watching yeah there she goes now build everything on your own next thing the game wants us to do is fill the needs of our newcomers which is a funny proposition considering they're all just hanging out over here I don't even know what the creepiest thing is here is it this dude staring at her or is it this lady staring at us anyway all that being said there's no reason we can't build a well in a market and all this other stuff without them look at all these exciting options we have for building a market I guess we're gonna do a food stall cuz I don't really know what else we can do on our tiny island listen grace I don't want to tell you how to do your job but I don't think that's what that tool is for you no never mind you do your thing okay cool we got our market we got our well we got that creepy person just staring at us from back there why are you waving a saw around are you selling body parts over there oh god nevermind do what you want to do doing that promoted our people to serfs Oh what's this a message from the kingdom the kingdom recognizes your efforts in establishing your settlement alright three things one why is my only option to be nice to I'd like to see them get over here and three maybe don't stab yourself in the face but it looks like saying I'm your humble servant gives me four swords and forward things oh it's these things up here so the hammer means labor and the swords mean Kingdom and if click on these it brings up all kinds of stuff you could unlock like a warehouse and we can't do because we need 10 serfs oh we can't get more people onto our island thankfully the game has us covered and we can build a wooden bridge all right yeah that seems good again with the saw is that how you dig shallow graves - I sure hope our people are still over there oh yeah they are um does a horse wanna join my village I mean what the hey why not really though why not just start your own village you have like twice the people oh my god it's done couldn't have come at a better time either three people left which I guess they must have swam away wait no I was wrong I got my hopes up the bridge isn't done yet it still has all that progress bar left to go heaven forbid you use it before that railing is on there finally okay everyone let's go the gates are open I'm sorry did you change your mind why are you all still standing here oh there you go turns out that was more than one horse there I feel like this is now officially an attack but at least human centipede is on the way hello welcome to our sleepy little village 7,000 envoys are here and they all request an audience okay let's do this one by one I guess the quest name is eating out what my lord we need to choose who we want to help King clergy people are myself the quest appears to be delivered twenty fish we're gonna assist the people this time because if we go over here to the labor tab eventually we can unlock a tax office in other words investing in the people means eventually exploiting them okay buy one rider whoo God I have to accept all these quests at once don't I now I'm just clicking whatever cuz who cares well I took a lot of quests all of them do in 60 days jokes on them there's no way I can do this in 60 days maybe the berries thing but I don't even know how to fish yet oh man these people have no idea what they're signing up for okay well let's get started especially since I already lost three days waiting for you to get here okay we just need 90 berries so for our gathering Hut let's assign some villagers yeah look at them go that's how you feed a nation you know what's really weird to me is how you make money in this game basically your villagers need to eat and since berries are all we have that's what we sell at the market I don't know where they get their money but I do know we're selling their own berries back to them and turning a profit and once we reach 500 gold we can buy another piece of land okay let's expand over to this one with the other berry bush oh yeah wasting no time definitely not wasting any arms we've been able to make so much money off the berry industry that to mic them bleep this may we're actually gonna be able to deliver on these quests and we maxed out on gold again time to expand I'm thinking this juicy one right here that way we can expand and stay on an island and then I failed all the other ones but who cares and let's put another bridge down there you go I love it they waste no time okay I've been doing this for a little while now 71 people in my village one thing I haven't touched upon yet is it turns out people expect space for housing okay fine I will get you a place for housing just not here because we're getting so much money let's keep expanding our territories you know out here seems pretty good for housing so the way this works is if I go up here in color where housing is allowed I guess we just color it in and okay yeah Jesus said didn't take any time at all people are already claiming land think of it as like the suburbs and I actually know what I just realized I don't think they can get over here now there's a river cross and right through this whole thing even better all you people think you're gonna get housing you could say I fixed the housing crisis with all these not built houses okay so things are looking good we got tons of supplies plenty of food to go around and housing beautiful theoretical housing I think it's time we civilize the people with a rustic church oh my god there's so many options for how to build it let's start with the core okay ghost Cathedral let's do this right there seems good what's this arrow for oh oh oh limit to this if there is I'm not seeing it pulling it up as far as I can oh man can I go higher than this somehow what if I just move the whole screen forward oh yeah there's no limit to this oh no I'm still going up game is not doing so high oh Jesus game game is slowing down significantly okay letting go everything where did all the land go wait wait oh I was just really far out there well where's the monument yep there it is that's as high as the screen will go so I guess it goes higher than that for now we're not gonna make it this big because the game is now running at 10 FPS so let's make it a little smaller oh and that crashed the game okay lesson learned smaller rustic Church got it we'll go with a modest 20 floor one instead oh we need to add like doors and stuff okay small Tower tell me about that okay I've had just like suctions to the side and of course these can go high too and then maybe put small Tower - okay these just keep going well watch out people churches in town okay well now I have to know can these act is like a wall oh they can go in the water okay cool Jesus what am i doing no really Jesus tell me I'm gonna need some doors too but door one down there door two over here and door three I don't even know where sure the perfect Church start construction it's only gonna take 1500 stone 1300 planks and 170 one sets of tools welp it turns out you can do this a glorious monument that's almost impossible to see in the game you know with the oscillating wood stone design in this incredibly practical doorway and now our marketplace is on the other side of this wall so it looks like some kind of creepy back-alley deal doing this rustic Church also gave us something called splendor 140 of it to be exact which if we look at the unlockables he's gonna be more than enough food but for now we can unlock rustic Church additional parts there they are stone grave we got to do it there you go enjoy those stone graves okay we learned three interesting things by building this one you can build really high - you can totally build in the water and three possibly the most exciting you can build on land you don't own okay so we know this monstrosity over here contributed to the clergy let's see if we can't do the same for the kingdom tab let's unlock the wooden Keith in the large stone wall or what's this a message from the kingdom we shall allow you to establish an outpost on your territory as such you will be able to participate in military campaigns for your leads you don't forget this is a privilege we're gonna comply because I'm hoping that means there's more people to screw with yeah sure that sounds awful okay build a wooden keep let's do it which I can't think of a better place to put them in the water don't worry we'll make it nice and tall just like everything else and we can buy some cute little training dummies that we're gonna put at the bottom of the ocean yeah this makes sense and it looks like we can build some wooden gates which I'm not even going to attach to the thing they're just gonna be like victory rung as you go through to get to my town yeah Oh 870 planks this is gonna take forever and done a message from the kingdom a message from King stabby face the kingdom has noticed your keep your giant girth iki am I calling you to aid in a military campaign well that I guess I shall think about training soldiers there look at you proud soldiers how are you even planning to get in there oh I see yeah you guys work hard on those training dummies really show the enemy what you're all about I also realize something that's either awesome or crippling depending on how you look at it you know my big beautiful church here first of only 20 people can be inside I don't know why but also I didn't realize but its upkeep is 281 gold which helps to explain my amazing 39,000 gold death seeing us I don't think I'm coming wait what are you guys doing what are you guys doing now oh this is just your preferred way to get back to land no all right so considering our amazing dead think we need to start looking at stuff that we can build it doesn't cost money what about this Lord Manor only takes 50 planks just like everything else where I can put it anywhere splendid and you shall exist on this island away from all the riffraff you know they even gonna be able to get over here to build this yes we'll find out what's this war is coming they want me to help let's see if I deploy troops I get a thousand gold which is gonna do nothing for my debt even a free territory we're gonna do it for that territory and for the prospect that some of you may die okay you know what it's time to finally fish let's build our Fisher's Hut well I feel like I should have to put this like on water right and I just put it right here will this work well I guess there's only one way to find out well there it is oh boy here comes a true warrior how are you gonna go fish oh well yeah I guess I don't know why I'm remotely surprised by this I mean isn't this how you fish why even use the rod at that point why just grab them with your bare hands hi another successful outing fishing I like how these two pass each other like this is completely normal Oh back so soon are we all have a good time at war jeez talk about all business right back to the training well at least we got our free territory okay I learned something new and exciting it turns out if you reload the game your debt just goes away well that's kind of nice I guess that means I can start making money again no wait no here comes the dead again I also completely forgot about this lovely fellow but it's done to jog anyone else's memories this is my or manner which it looks like we can assign parts Oh functions huh Treasury your Great Hall expand my gold capacity by six hundred how can I say no to that and we'll assign that to every tower in our tower of towers I'm glad to know we now have the potential of thirty five hundred gold emphasis on potential you know what else I just noticed too when people show up to go to church for some reason they go through the back door only well this seems like a great time to experiment with building walls I see we got wooden walls large stone walls and hedges I mean obviously we're going with hedges oh yeah can this just go right over like that well they do this can I okay there we go oh yeah what do you guys dog damn it fine you leave me no choice wooden wall it is see how you like this really well you all really want to go to church don't you just for thoroughness let's try the big ones too wait no it appears to be working after all tell me what's going wrong warning window I am stuck trying to go to the market I'm stuck trying to go to my house sounds like everything is a-okay to me then you could just take the front door there then pop out the back door it's so easy okay I moved the walls back don't say I didn't do anything for you okay so as much as I hate to say it I think we're gonna have to open up to the housing apparently to upgrade to all the good stuff we need to get people to become commoners and I think the only way to do that is to actually allow them to have housing I know we're great I don't know why they're not good with this vagrant lifestyle but if we're gonna do this we're gonna do this right and we're gonna give them ample protection by that I mean this rickety wooden gate wait a min I just well isn't this just festive what about this will this work is a wall too I mean if there's no opening it would appear so people are having trouble getting to the market again if I painstakingly delete enough of these to open up like a little opening okay sweet it looks like they can deal with this you're thinking what I'm thinking right this will work as a tunnel right everyone loves tunnels this is great really adds a dimension to our town so let's compromise okay you want to build houses and I want to let you have that at a cost and we're gonna have this bridge start I don't know yeah this seems good right it's only gonna need 3900 planks that's actually not nearly as bad as it could be but we've really got all the units on this one glad to see it's such a community effort well shiver me timbers there it is this beautiful bridge is definitely gonna help people get to where they need to go oh wait is it you know what I actually don't think it will nope I forgot do that crap in the distance I forgot it's separated from this by water and God knows they're not gonna be able to figure out to just climb off the bridge well I guess the only humane thing to do is build another bridge so all we got to do put it here drag this side over here all the way over to this little island yeah that'll do yes get to work my pretties and don't even think about hopping off the bridge to a better life especially you grace just think though this is one more stepping stone to getting to your house okay there we are we're that much closer I stay closer because they still can't get over there clumsy me this one doesn't connect either I guess I mean we got to put another bridge down right yeah that seems like that makes a lot of sense okay we built this bridge and so much more let's take you for a quick tour built a couple extra bridges you know I just wanted to make sure people had a way to get around and to make sure everything was nice and efficient I made sure that there's a bridge it'll take you anywhere you want to go I mean unless where you want to go is the housing because none of these bridges go over here still the one piece of land that needs a bridge technically anyway I mean look at this madness clearly gravity means nothing to them just fly your way over there bridges aren't limited to this area though there's also a bunch leading to my lowered manner over here but what's this in the background remember all those walls we figured out we could make well it sure makes for a great maze spanning this entire side of the landscape visitors and new citizens can expect a lengthy and tireless journey as they traverse the endless twists and turns of total despair all I know is I didn't have to own the land to put this down which just makes it even better oh and at some point I wasn't sure how but I glitched one of the walls so just kind of extends a ways out into the great beyond but more exciting than that it extends the other way too and ends up doing some crazy stuff like this I'm not sure why the wooden top of the stone wall goes underneath while the stone wall stays above but it certainly makes for interesting bridge choices and really that's why you'd want to come to this Kingdom right I certainly can't think of any other reasons actually I can think of one and it's this glorious wheat farm sticking out the side of our church why look I think some of the wheat is coming in right now sand hell oh you Kidder's you know no one's coming to help you so I feel like our looking pretty good oh yeah the housing thing how quickly I forget well I guess I do owe it to him and this bridge will finally take them home good job team you build that bridge hey grace why are you just standing there what's troubling you is it the part where for some reason we're only getting like 20 frames per second it's not like I've been busy doing something while you were building not busy doing anything at all I like to think of it more as corridors of sadness I mean like if you get lost it's not that bad there's even spots where you can take a quick breather then you get your salvation at the end a homestead to call your own turns out it doesn't matter though I'm not sure why but some wonky things have happened most of my citizens have gone completely brain-dead they're either hanging out here looking all creepy at the city center yes I'm talking about you sir or for some reason they're all super creep Lee congregating around this well slowly turning into this weird mass of eyes and in this guy's case all the noses races this you're doing actually grace I got some other questions for you there's my in-game time it's been 594 weeks that's 11 years I remember your profile when we started you were 20 years old then and you're 20 years old now I sense foul play I need to protect these citizens protect them from you hope it's cozy in there here we go I'm sure it'll be fine at least you don't age so that won't kill you here they come so you all we had to do is take out the ringleader look at all that we've accomplished once you're encased in a wooden cocoon now these people's lives can finally begin harmony at last like I was saying earlier we can't forget to give them some protection and one for you I'm not even gonna let you finish maybe just a few more doors okay and there you have it a beautiful village what the hell are you doing over there didn't you heed the warnings okay village contained well I would say we adequately dealt with this kingdom can't imagine the king out there's gonna be asking for my help again anytime soon so I hope you had fun I know I did I give this game five out of five graces trapped in a wooden sarcophagus I think I'm gonna take one of these rails back to my Lord Manor right now we're all the way to the top and have myself a good cry and I'll see you next time

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Length: 18min 57sec (1137 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 21 2019