All right. We're checking out the only game where the best tool to make
someone prettier is a chainsaw. It's Big Makeover. I saw this game and I thought to myself,
"Maybe it wouldn't be that bad," [screaming]
and then I realized that [chuckles] I probably shouldn't have held
down for that long. And then I found out that you could overdo all of the different plastic
surgeries and eventually, you get things like power drills. Uh, yeah. It's okay. Can I like suck it out or out-- You know what? Yeah. Let's -. Can I keep going? This is actually
a really good way to test to see whether or not she's actually
asleep or if she's pretending. Like, "Hey, can you feel this?" I'm brushing her teeth with this needle. All right. We'll do the-- Oh. [background noise] [laughs] Oh God. This is not how you fix someone's nose. I mean, to be fair, I'm not a doctor, but I don't think that you use a pair of needle-nosed pliers
to give someone a nose job. Oh, my God. How amazing is this game if I'm allowed to bring her nose out to like here? Ready? [groans] Oh, God. Uh. [groans] [chuckles] I love that you could push it back in too. [laughs] Out, in, out, in, out, in. Hold on, hold on [?] Hey, lady,
who is the fairest in all the land. She's like, "I am." Lies. All right,
y'all will leave that right there. That is great. Okay. I love how it's like, "Okay.
Like you did a great job." Can I turn her sideways and see the nose? I love how this lady's like,
"What was I thinking? I should have known something was wrong when the only tool
he had was a pair of pliers." Oh, I got a new item. What is this? Is this like a laser. All right. Going over here
to the shelf of incredibleness. We now have our first new laser. Want me to remove some beauty marks? You got it. All righty. Now all we need to do-- Oh, sorry. You can-You can just shoot
her right in the eye. All right, ma'am, go ahead real quick. Uh, see that sign in the back of me, go ahead and read those letters
from-from largest to smallest, and she's like, "Oh, yeah. I think I can read
the last line of letters." Oh, really? How about now? She's like, "All I see is darkness." Can I just-Can I just do this to everything? That's a great way to whiten your teeth,
I guess. Is this the same lady? Because the bottom lip is really big. All right,
I guess I can try and remove these here. Can I like draw on them? I kind of can. Hold on just real quick. I just wanna-I just-- No. Bring it over here and then-- Oops. I was trying to draw like a happy face. I'm probably the only idiot that tries to draw emojis in other people's blemishes. What's your problem? I have to let people know I am-- I am removing this girl's jaw
with like a power drill. Like, I don't think a dremel is part of-- Oh, I can just keep going. Can I remove
like all different parts of her head? Like can I-can I drill like up
here by the eye or the nose? Nope. Just, yeah, let's just keep
that chin kind of moving along here. Trust me lady,
you're gonna love it when I'm done here. Watch this. There we go. This is what you get when you hire a doctor who got his doctor's certification
at Lowe's Hardware. [exclaiming] And we're set. She could probably stab
a man to death with her chin now. New game mode is available. You're gonna be
wishing you hadn't said that. Why is there money just
laying in the middle of the hospital? Who would do this? Ah, I see. I have to buy a hospital
bed so that this poor girl can get her life ruined
by terribly trained surgeons. I don't actually know what I did with you,
but thanks for the-- I don't know if there's any medical
procedure you can do for $30. This is just the strangest thing. It doesn't look like I'm performing surgery, it looks like I'm trying to strangle these-- Look at it. It looks like I'm trying to strangle
these people to death. "How does it feel?" She's like, "Like I'm choking." Why is it only women coming in? New item. What is this? It's like a syringe filled
with a liquified My Little Pony. All right.
First things first, gotta put some, uh-- Gotta put some eyelashes on this girl. Right. There we go. Am I allowed to put
these wherever I want or-- Okay. Hold on, can I give her like a mustache? [laughs] So it looks
like I have to shave this girl's face and then do something with the teeth. I feel like you should have went
to a dentist for that portion. Do I really have to do that much of this? Oh, my God. I can like draw on it. I'm like a really bad lawnmower guy. Look here. Like that, like this. Perfect. Yes. Oh, my God. What were you eating, concrete? Can I actually shave you with this? You got an odd layer of film on your eyelid. It's like her teeth
have been brushed by Wolverine. See how she enjoys that. She does not look happy. Also,that's a fantastic shirt. Mm. It's like this girl's face
has been invaded by candy corns. Why is the tool I'm gonna
use for this something that looks like a dog catcher would use? Okay. Oh, no. Oh, my God, it'd be
terrible if you had to see that twice. [screams] It didn't even look like pimple goo, it just looked like bananas
were exploding out of her cheeks. There you go. I dub thee Charlie Chaplin. You're welcome. All right, everyone. We've got another nose cranker over here. Although I kind of wanna just like leave it with nothing, well, this is a tough, choice because then it looks
like I gotta shave her eyebrows afterward. Actually, yeah, let's do that. Hold on. I might be able to make this actually work. [music] Hey, and then cut that. I know you may be asking, "Gray what in-- What are you doing?" Just gimme a minute. All right.
Like that there and then like that. Oh, yeah. That's perfect. Okay. Bring that over here. Okay. And like this. There you go. Her eyebrow now says "kill." Actually, I might even be able to do like an inverse one on this eyebrow. Here watch. D-E-A. Come on I think we can make this work. T. Oh yeah, this is happening. Oh, the H can't fit. Instead of death,
her eyebrow just says Deat. I love that you can actually kind of see what I wrote [laughs] in her eyebrows. She's like,
"You said you were a professional." "I am.
How many people could put the words death and kill in your eyebrows?" I just wanted to see what would happen. I got to dremel someone's jaw, so I got the one side
like outward and the other side inward. I need to know what this looks like. It's like she got into a fight
with a 1989 Mike Tyson. I'm really glad that I got the opportunity to do another one of these again. The problem was the previous time, I dremelled the girls
like cheek in a little bit. I need to keep it fully out on the one side. Just gonna get rid
of her eyebrows altogether as well just to see
what this looks like in the end. It looks like she has a giant tumor the size of a grapefruit the side of her mouth. The fact that we got rid
of her eyebrows is fantastic too. It makes her look even more regretful. I'm pretty sure I've never
gotten anyone over a one-star rating. [music] I love that I can spend
my money for an even more powerful-- What is this? I just spent a thousand
dollars on whatever this is. [chuckles] What, am I gonna drill someone's jawline
away with the power of love? You know what?
Actually, I kind of wanna do that. How's your jaw looking? Her cheeks were fine, I just had to deal with
her teeth and her eyelashes. I haven't actually given anyone
any eyelashes yet so you can have one. I love it. One eyelash. And like you could ask this girl,
"What's your favorite food?" And she'd be like, "It's mud." Looks like she's been eating
just raw cinnamon powder. Oh, my God, finally. I have waited for this moment. It is someone that I get to dremel
with like rainbow bright death laser. I don't care about these. Can I like pick up
a different one after I pick one up? You can't.
It's like cemented to the tweezers. Where does this even go? I put it like over here. No. I haven't actually tried this yet. I just want to see if I could write "Yeet" into her oral tooth decay. Kind of tough. I don't think very many people-- Look at it. It just shoots out of nowhere. Her bacteria is so afraid
of my brush it just dies. It's like grabbing a plane
ticket out of her mouth. It's like, "We're out of here." Oh, whatever. I didn't really This wasn't really that important anyway. Okay. So how-how does this work? Is it like a ray of antidepressants or? It doesn't really seem
to do anything up here. Does it-- Oh, my God. It's a literal drill bit
with like a fluffy heart on it. This lady's probably looking at it. She's like, "Oh, my God, that's really cute. [screams]" Here, watch, look. Happiness, pain, happiness,
pain, happiness, pain. The best part is I can make
her talk like here watch. "Gray,
I hate you for what you have done to me. You have removed 95% of my mouth
and you did it with the toy that looks like it belongs
to my four-year-old daughter. What have you to say for yourself?" Well, uh, I guess the first question I would have is can I brush
your teeth with it? And since the answer is not, I'm gonna shove this up
your nose and get my $30. This is where we have gotten to in life. Okay. After I got the rainbow bright cannon, I need to make enough
money to get everything now because I wanna know
what other kind of stupid stuff there is. More rewards. I love that people come in and it doesn't even explain
what we've done if anything. I feel like I'm just talking
them out of their illness. I'm like, "You feel fine, don't you?" And the girl's like "I-I guess so." I don't like doing manual labor myself so I'm just gonna keep
adding more assistance. What is this? I didn't know
this mini-game was so elaborate. I don't know what this is, but I want it. It is a-- Oh, my God. It's an area to operate on people,
but I get really bad carpeting. I feel like having carpet in the operation
room would be a terrible idea because people would be bleeding
all over it all of the time. Eh, whatever. I'll still do it. Yeah. It's just some more surgery tables. I also love how they don't even pay me, they just leave the money on the table like leaving a tip for your bartender. More tables. I could buy another area? I just opened another area of the hospital. This is my favorite
because it has a random plant. You may be asking yourself, "Gray, why is there a plant just
chilling out in the surgery area?" So, it can look at you judgmentally. That's literally all that plant does. It just stares at you while you're having your cheeks removed by an angle
grinder and it says, "You really You couldn't have picked
a different doctor?" It doesn't even look
like actual surgery tools. It just looks like a bunch of fine china. See, we're not actually helping people,
we're eating them. Makes sense considering the channel. I'm not giving up
now until I buy everything. I love how in my hospital there's just a pile of money laying on the ground. It's like John Wick forgot
a payment or something. $300. Uh, yeah, let's just keep buying that up. I'm getting almost $100
each time I operate on someone now. I'm going to have Rainbow Bright's entire collection of violet tools after this. I have to walk, like, a mile and a half to get
from one side of my hospital to the other. So, I've made a ton of money at this point. Now I just need to know. This one looks like it has the wings. It does. It's, like, a My Little Pony laser. Ah. My Little Pony pliers. That's nice. I am buying the entire Saturday
morning cartoon abusive set. Okay, now I'm ready to roll. You're in luck, lady. We've got fresh trauma, 50% off today. All of your Saturday cartoon
nightmares can finally come to life. I'm going to give
you some lightning bolt eyebrows so you can be the new Harry Potter. There we go. Now we want the other side to match,
which it probably won't because I'm just terrible at anything
that involves symmetry. Can I actually, like, shave the eyebrows,
because it's what the-- It's what a razor does. Actually, you want me
to do some work on your nose too? I might be able to shave that off as well. She's probably like,
"Where did you get that razor? It's what they give people
that fail medical school." I kind of wish I could give her-- Hold on. Just kind of-- Real real fast. I kind of wanted to do a nice-- There it is.
Right down the middle like this. All I did was spend
all the money I made to buy the stupidest things
to traumatize people with. So, yeah, look at her eyes. Do you know what that is? Regret. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Big Makeover. Until next time, stay foxy and much love.
