All right. We're checking
out the only game where numbers can get so big that there's an error
inside of them for calculations. It's Buddy Toss. Okay. I was lured into this game
with the promise that eventually the numbers in it
get so ridiculously high that it becomes like an error message
in order to actually calculate them. Now, fortunately,
I happen to have some money to spend and then it looks like it just gives you a stupid
amount if you do some certain things. So I want to do some of this first and I'm
going to go ahead and turn into this just because I can. What is with the creepy smile
on this guy's face like he always has it. It never goes away. Oh, wow. The extra strength,
it really does a lot. The other thing is like,
I guess you could eventually just get him all the way up, you know,
out of the entire solar system. I'm pretty sure he almost took out
a plane as well as a balloon. What are the points that I get for this?
Wow. Oh, yeah, sure. I can also turn this thing
into almost anything. Oh, I can just turn it into something
that's not even a human being. Feels kind of bad, though, because now
it's less like I'm buddy tossing and it's more like I'm just playing alone
until I cry myself to sleep. Now, if you can't throw your buddy
at least a mile into the air, you don't deserve him. Oh, yeah, we're in space. That's where I always wanted to be. I love that the moon is
looking at me askew. The moon was, like, "MMMmmmm.... getting kind of close!"
Alright now, You can see I've just started learning,
but we're already at, oh, you know, 13,000 meters because I use the dirty
imperial system. I really don't know how much that is. Somewhere around, like 4000 feet. More muscles, I say. I do feel like tossing a buddy like this
sad dinosaur here. This dinosaur looks
so done with life. I love it. It's still just a picture of my human
buddy as it flies through the air. They didn't even have the audacity to make
the dinosaur face look at me sadly. All right. We have left the
stratosphere at this point. 4000, and I think he just broke his spine. The other thing you could do,
if you're so inclined, is just get yourself an auto clicker
and see how ridiculous the numbers get. As a matter of fact,
I've decided that's what we're doing. In the end, we're totally auto clicker ing this
because I need to know where it ends now. Obviously I need to gain
some real body tossing skill without the help of vigorously cheating
like I so want to. On the plus side,
I even have to try super hard anymore because my guy is so strong. Oh my god. How many different planets are there
that look at you sideways? They're like, "Don't you dare touch me!"
Well, here, since we're going into space anyway. All right. Hideous alien being. You know what to do. Ah, yes. A classic combination of friends,
an alien and a dinosaur. Although I don't know
if it's a real dinosaur or just someone inside of a dinosaur
costume, I'm going to have to hope that they're real. I also love how I'm doing this,
like right outside of a gym, a gym that I will never realistically use. I just I don't know if I need it. I mean, I know the dinosaur is like,
for God's sakes, just go to the gym. Stop using me for this. This could be the big one. *cheering and laughing* For 600,000 meters. What does it mean? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. What? That doesn't actually seem
like a normal planet anymore. I love how the game did it,
like it turned away from being sideways to just a long ways
to look at the numbers. Six. Mm. Yeah. I guess
I have some points to spend. There we go. Hey, Google,
how many miles is 6 million meters? 6 million meters is equal
to 3,728.227 miles. Oh, not even 4000 miles.
We got plenty of space. Grab the ion robot over here. Is that the doge? Oh, my God. Grab the chicken.
The buffed out doge is amazing. All right, we need big numbers here. We got to get past 6 million,
obviously. Okay. 1.3 million. Ha! Oh, God. 4 million. Oh. He says, Oh, we're live we're like going
through a war ball to what is exactly the speed is so ridiculous. That's all right, my chicken friend. It is time for you
and I to leave this galaxy for another, more impressive one. We are at a question
of how good are Gray's reflexes? They're getting pretty good. Oh. Oh, there it is. I love that you get, like, pauses if you want to, just so you can appreciate
the gigantic nebula. All right. Just hanging for a while in the air. They're covered out. Go. Go all the way to 50 million meters. 57. This chicken. This chicken. Like,
why did I sign up for this? What was promised to me in return? I don't remember. That was a really good toss to 300. 400? Is that a cucumber? I'm hoping that with
some sort of astrological body, because for a moment, there
kind of made me hungry. All right, we're going back to our gal-
*laughter* It's over 1 billion meter Two billion.
Why? the numbers even have to go this high? Before, I wasn't actually that impressed with the fact that we had gotten 3000
or is like almost 4000 miles. I guess I've got to find out how many,
like thousands of miles we're getting now. Oh, God, it's so fast. Hey, Google. Oh, God, it's so fast. Hey, Google. How many miles is 3.1 billion meters? 3 billion. 100 million meters
is 1.9 to 6 times ten to the six miles. What if you're curious? It's
almost 2 million miles. Not good enough. Bring in the angry dog and yeah, this fish and spend
some of these over here. In fact, I'm going to spend all of them. Yes. The dog. I don't know
if you count it. When the dog fires the fish up in the air,
the face it makes is so majestic. That's a very depressed planet over there, too,
I just realized. You'll never really see his face unless, like,
I stopped just as it- Right, now you can see it. There it is. But after you get past about,
like about 500 meters or so, that's it. He becomes a background character. You never see him again. All right. We're going for big numbers. Big numbers this time. I want to go way past where I was, was like 2 million miles or something
like that. Rookie numbers. Now, first thing we have to do, as always, is to leave the entirety of our universe. Yeah. It's no small task,
you understand? For a sad fish. All right, now, I think that we are going
to be substantially past the the fish's original best,
which was 30 million. I don't know what happened. I press this button
and I just got that many stars. What does it mean? It's just enough for, like, two upgrades. Oh, never mind. It's
enough for a lot more upgrades in that. All right. Now, with these ridiculous
upgrades, I should be able to go vastly beyond where we were before,
assuming my timing is okay. Now, as you know, the harder
you hit your mouse, the higher the fish goes
until he hits the ground. Then he just wishes
he had stayed in the ocean. Wait for it, now. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a good one. Gaining like 6 million meters
just off a one through a weight for. Now! Yeeessssss!!!
Okay. Look at them slowly Leave the universe.
I love how slow it happens to. He's like, Oh, maybe, maybe I'll actually
stay somewhere close to home. And then he's like, Oh, now instead
it looks like I'm going to be hitchhiking on top of one of these
one of these shooting stars. I'm sure he's sure that one shooting star,
like, literally hit him right there, right through the heart. Okay. This is hard
because it's going to happen real fast. There it is. Oh, okay. Going past the 3 billion. Yeah, I've got I've got into the shadow
realm at this point. I'm waiting to see
Satan up here somewhere. We're going a little fire in the morning. I'm not sure that's what
this part of outer space looks like. I mean, I've never been there before, but there's a lot of,
like, spaceships up here. To what? I like the freeway.
Am I like the highway of space? Is it like that? Okay, I need to get ready for this because it's going to happen
really fast. Oh, my God. Okay, I've gotten even more upgrades
now. There you go. Now, let's go over here to the cop. The cop doesn't even look like
he wants to be here. You realize you are assisting in the eventual discovery
of entire new galaxies, right? You should be a little bit more impressed. I feel the fact that I've gotten this far
without an auto clicker at this point is actually kind of concerning me. Oh, wait. For it's like Lamaze almost. I'm learning my breathing
pattern. See that? All right. That's pretty good, right? Wait for it. Boom. Right there all day. 1.5 million. Easy. All right, well, easy. I was like 7000 away
and boom, right there. Oh, I love that in like,
maybe like four or five throws. Now, I can assist in this. This creature leaving
the universe. This creature leaving
the universe pure air yet. Good job. Yeah. Look at all the stars
just vomiting out of here. Going through big numbers.
Big numbers. Big numbers. I'm I'm actually going to I'm actually
going to continue from there just to see what would happen, like. Because I think it just keeps going. Oh, it absolutely does. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's working out
real good. Okay. We're we've got we're going
into the billions at this point, getting very close to nine.
I don't think we're going to surpass it. But if I can time this next one,
we are easily going to reach. Yeah, it almost looks like a
like a demonic skull back here or something like that. We are easily going to reach
just ridiculous numbers. It's going to be so hard
that it's going to be moving so fast. So three, two, one. Okay. And through the portal. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like dinosaur up. We're now into the Chris three. Oh, hello friend. Hi. Can I like
look at you right there. Oh, he's just leaving.
He's like, oh, just saying hi later, man. Oh, wow. I like he's still going. 250. 260 billion. Okay. 264. Okay, here we go. I got a line this up correctly. I don't even know how long
this is going to take. This is the first time
I've gotten this high. Oh, my God. The numbers are on top of each other. I can't tell. Okay, 190.
All right, we're good. I should have plenty of time. Yeah. 150, 40, 30, 20. Easy. Okay, easy. Okay. We're still in the billions. No big deal. Going back down
through the Eye of Sauron, huh? Oh, God. It's having a real facade. Oh, no. Oh, what? Look at that number. Alright... You know what? Let's there. God, it's awful. I want someone with more enthusiasm. Yeah, she looks pretty enthusiastic. All right. See this bar right here? I can pretty much get flawlessly. It's once you start leaving,
all of the different realms of exist, like all the planes of existence
for a human being. That's where I kind of start
getting a little wild. Or wait for it. Now, there. Okay. That's a good one.
Wait for it....... Now. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure this is the first lady I've ever thrown
out of the universe at this point. Okay, I should get her out of the galaxy
right here. There we go. Yeah, she's easily
leaving the galaxy. Fantastic. Hey, how do you like the vacuum of space? She's like it tastes a lot
like burnt steak. I'm not sure if I can get carpal tunnel
inside of my finger like my pointer finger, but I have a feeling it's 100%
going to happen by the end of this game. I've got to try to get as high as I can
before the continue that we get. Like, I feel like I need to get
at least into the trillions, I would say. All right, we're into the billions
now, so that's good. So now we have to exit this plane of
existence and then go on to the next one. I like how there's no such thing
as terminal velocity in this game. Like you can just fall
for an infinite amount of speed. Like, I really don't even know, like, how fast-
Hold on... I've got to preload this click...
There it is. The Eye see's all. And the Eye is like, "Gray, why are you doing this to yourself?" I'm not giving up intil I get at least a trillion. Okay. 264 billion isn't enough. My throwing finger is prepped
and we're ready to go. That I mostly want to see if there's,
like, another another plane of existence that you can get through
once you get past the 200 billion area. All right. Now. Okay. Looking good. You kind of have to like press ahead
of when you think you would. That's what I'm getting from this. Okay. So it would be like now. Yeah. See, it's like, almost like an eighth of a second before
your guy would normally hit the ground. That when you press it like five throws and I'm already leaving
the galaxy, this is good. This turn out pretty good. This is why
you want a heavier guy to throw it. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're going. We're going past
we're going past a billion right now. Probably 5 billion, I would say. It's just a matter of whether like
how deeply I penetrate the underworld. I love that Satan's just been chilling out
above us the whole time. Little did we know we actually have
no idea how long I've been practicing to do this. Huh? Okay. All I'm hoping is that the game doesn't
crash before, like, do this. Okay, so 54 mil-
Oh!!! It's a 264 billion is what we were. I've got to be-
Okay, if I can time this right. We're 100% beating it. Okay. Down through the pits over here. The Eye of Sauron swallows this up.
Then through all the- You got to get ready. Right now. Right now. Boom. Oh, it's. It's happening. We're going past 64. There's the guy.
There's like the traveler. The astral traveler. He's like,
Hey, brother. Oh, wow. You're pretty high. 400 billion. 500. God, give me a trillion. Just give me a trillion. I need to know. 700. 800. It's totally happening.
We're getting a trillion right now. 900, 1 trillion. Can I keep going? There's nothing else up here. No, no. It's just like more
and more heavenly greatness. You can see all the. All the, like, cool. Kind of looks like subnautica up here,
actually, with all the caves and stuff. Okay, I, I've never been this far
because I actually have no idea how I'm supposed to time
this because it's going to go, okay, 500 billion. Four... Okay. Okay,
Kind of got the timing down. Three But then is going to speed up really fast
once we get into like the millions, right? So now we're in the millions, okay. Past the eye level. Okay, so it happens. Oh, hold on. I still
have it continue. Yeah. Screw you, game!!!
We're going even higher. Oh, God, it's totally happening right
now. One point. 1.5. Can I get, like, 1.5 trillion? We're getting. Yeah. So that one point to 1.3. There's still nothing else up here. I think maybe I've. I've penetrated the highest
level of the heavens. I think I could finally die happy at this
point, but, I mean, I'll give it a shot. It comes out of the millions so fast. It's, like, so ridiculous. Like,
I would have to press. I don't know, like, now. Well, the book crashed. Well, I went so far into space, and I guess I learned
that saving lives up there. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode
of Buddy Toss. Until the next time: Stay foxy and much love.
